 the family man du-du-du-du du-du-du-du-du-du- du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du- du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du OK, now i'm just getting confused hey there friends how's it going? my name is kevin and today we're playing more family man i'm in gamer mode because this is a very serious game to me it means a lot to me goddam look at my karma everyone hates me why? just cause i'm looking after my family look, they love me at least alright, so if you missed the previous videos this is basically a game where the mafia has you under their thumb they're blackmailing you into giving them money every day And you're trying to make money for them. We'll also take care of your family essentially. There's a lot to it But yeah, let's get started. I just noticed these where there's hitman mission delivery mission So let's get a hitman mission murder Robin. Okay. I'm on the way. I don't even have a weapon I'm just going on arm does a hitman. I hope this pays. Well, I'll perfect sake He's just out in the middle of nowhere to right follow me. We're gonna go back into an alley or something Okay, there we go 250 bucks. Oh, that's what I'm talking about I love murder now effecting sordid for money. Wait, what is this? Oh, yeah, I forgot I was like, I don't remember this there was a nice old lady with a cottage here But I forged her signature now the mayor Bulldozer cottage and made them. I think some processing plant or something. I'm not sure either way. We did good work Oh for facts sake really want to mug me care of you tonight. I'm gonna beat the shit out of you I'm a hitman now. I might be getting a bit too cocky But look if I beat up that dude and last episode I beat up that priest Then I'm pretty sure I can take anyone if God himself can't stop me. I'm pretty sure I can take anyone Oh my god, it's the guy from my office. If it isn't Joe the unemployed Hawthorne Why couldn't have the hit been on him? What a surprise. You're still an asshole. You noticed I have my own thing now It's a shack I quit and now I'm my own CEO. He seems worse off than me You want to help out an old buddy? Yeah, sure pay me to paint it 30 bucks. Make sure you get my good side All right, let me try and paint this I want to ruin it if I can oh my god, how am I supposed to get up there? All right, this is dangerous. I should at least have a hard hat on it is something surely who what is this burnt up your life CEO? Modest awesome good at racquetball, but like what is his business? All right? Oh I such a land on the tree, but apparently that's not possible. I guess it is leaves. Okay. Well, I got paid I'm not sure where that's going like I'm not sure what his business even is all I know is I kind of want to Burt up my life now. All right. She wants to replace flyers with flyers for her missing husband seems a bit selfish to be honest Like these are really important posters advertising about live music I like how I still put it under the graffiti like I don't want to be a vandal And then you put up your poster and spray over it with the same design I gotta say that is a beautiful addition to the town It looks really nice next to the beach where it's pumping out waste where or where our music flyers There might be some at the bottom of the river. No, I'm just trying to make an excuse to drown myself I gotta stop resorting to drowning myself at every minor inconvenience I don't know why I'm looking for flyers for a music festival and I'm in a cornfield I don't think this has a lot of foot traffic. God. No wonder my business failed when I had a shop I was this the woman whose house it got taken down. Can we talk please? Well, they finally did it those binheads got the paperwork. See she's not even that pissed off Some bones for the dog. I actually collected them for my son, but that's okay. You're more important to me Anyway, I just realized my son is getting very unhappy. Maybe he did need those bones after all Oh, yeah, it's it I'm getting a warning down the bottom my screen now. They are not happy a more rotten pizza. Yes Like I have money now. I've no reason to be doing this. Maybe I should get some proper food for my family There we go to apples that should make my family love me apples are a good substitute for care and attention, right? Yeah, an apple a day keeps the doctor away two apples a day negates the need for love That's how the saying goes they think oh, we got another person out in the woods here. What's the story with you? Have you got a gun? Hmm. Could I use it? Oh, he wants to hunt. Yeah, I have no problem killing living things He's like all right unusual confession, but yeah, do you still want to hunt or why put three dead docks in his crate? Consider them pancake to whatever that means Remember to build me. Is that some sort of duck pond leave the jokes to me. All right. How about them? I You're it All right Yeah, you you tell the jokes. There we go three docks. I already had them in my pockets He's really worried. He's like I'd like three Duck corpses plays now now. Okay. I just started pulling them out of my pocket. It's what the ducks when I wanted Yeah, I'm sure they wanted to be stuffed inside a crate would be really nice for you to stay home today I already left for the entire day. This is my husband patchy by the way if you miss the other episodes He's called patchy because he's a really talented carpenter and he patches up a lot of problems with the house. Oh My god, I 150 dollars today. It keeps going up up and up And my family are getting a little bit pissed off as well I'll go smash some rats in the basement that always cheers them up die die Okay, yeah, let's cheer up my family Okay Now I got to pay off the mafia and I got to do some odd jobs to save up some money as well because if they really need this much Money and it's increasing every day. I got to have like a good chunk of savings I'm very curious what happened when my camera goes down to empty because it's already almost there now This copy wanted lemons last time wants pies who steal the pie from Murray's window sill. Okay I'll all of a sudden become a loony tune. I hope I'm big Chungus This dog is distracted because of the bone I gave him that he has lasted over a day Mine mine and he careboard for my son as well. I don't know what he's trying to make that can lose her There we go. I've got the car board got some rotten pizza today is a productive day. Oh, how's the Burton going? Hmm. I want a birth sign. You already have a birth sign get my birth sign built. Okay, I'll do it Births tackler. Oh my god. I both hate and love this guy. Don't you dare bore Ragnarok me get out of here I'm sick of you. Go away from me. I've had enough of you. Leave me alone All right, what's the deal with this birth sign, please? Where's he getting all this money from wake the lazy workers? What the hell this looks dangerous. What have you fucking fell backwards? So this is gonna be the birth sign. How did he get planning for this? Oh, Jesus Christ I almost fell myself. These are unsafe working conditions like I have a family I have a kid unfortunately hit write it up on the board over there. What word? Oh great Fuck I want a feck sign. All right for the great reveal. Here we go. Oh, that is glorious Look at that lovely feck feckin fantastic if I do say so myself god I am ruining this town between Industrializing the beach and putting up a giant feck over their town. It's ruined That's not even close to being right half pay. I that is well worth it and I got fired I don't care the best job I ever had. It's really saying feck you to the entire town I feckin love it. Look at that. I wish I could change that one to burst up your life could be feck up your life It's pretty much what I'm doing to them all. Oh live music No, I'm missing dude that I already knows dead and I killed him. Oh, yeah, by the way I'm a murderer even though I know you kind of got that from the hit earlier But I'm like a proper murderer like a serial killer, but that like in-game That's not a confession or anything and it would never hold up in court So don't bother. I gotta give the officers pie. I forgot about that. It's probably gone cold along with the dead docks in my pocket It probably won't taste that good, but oh well. I got what he wanted There's a lot of graffiti around the town like even on the church and stuff like that And I can't help but think that it's half my fault for being such a shitty person ruining this village You're a local hero Joe. That's gotta be sarcasm. It's just cuz I'm it's text. I'm not really picking up on it I love how my camera went down for feeding the police officer. I mean, I guess it was stolen pie Treasure hunting diary. Yes. I want to hunt treasure every page has a clue about treasure So here's my offer you find the treasure we split the profit Yeah, sure. We'll split the profit instead of a 50-50 split. It's more like a 1.99 split It's still splitting. It's still keeping my word But this guy is a great life like aside from the murdering and all that like he's just getting to treasure hunt I should probably go home and clean the house though because my family are about to leave me Imagine your relationship with your husband and son being so fragile that you left the house a bit messy So they just feckin divorce you and take the kids. They can't do anything for themselves. Look at this shit Who has been murdered now? Why do you keep bleeding all over the hallway? Oh, yeah, by the way kid Here's your dirty cardboard that I found in an alley. Ignore the blood and the huge syringe that stuck on it What medical creature should they be a lawyer? Yeah, I'll put him in the hall off for fex sake. Oh my god I almost punched my kid. Damn it a mist. He's only paying a dollar to assemble his slide He's a little slave driver. It's a little shithead. He was raised wrong not enough beatings Is this the slide what sharp bit yellow bit maybe the top for fex sake. Ah, it's done. This doesn't look safe Enjoy it kid. You're gonna love that slide. Oh god. I'm a bad dad. It doesn't really look like the picture Well kid, you know what? This is a good life lesson for you You get what you pay for you want to pay a someone a dollar to do a job then maybe it won't turn out that great Just be grateful. Okay. He's like thanks. Anyway Sometimes you make me sad. I have that effect on people. There we go. I've put rotten pizza in the fridge I'd ought to keep them happy For fex sake the amount of muggers in this town It's as if my actions of making this town a shittier place have consequences But it's all worth it to see that glorious feck in the sky. Oh Guns look at that. They're so expensive though if I killed a lot of people I could probably save up and get a gun then I could just kill the mafia dude surely I need to find this treasure That's what I need to do. I need to find a canoe. Oh, I found a canoe. Well, that's that job done I think this is just a porn stash. I think anyway. I mean that magazine could be anything It's just the fact it says girls on it It's obviously written by grew out of fair to spickle me the girls Minions could we just play five seconds of the minions a YMCA because I want you guys to experience it But I also want to avoid the copyright I hope you enjoyed that you're welcomed. Let's some keep what was in there our little secret Here's your cut. What do I get one of the filthy magazines? Is that it? That was shitty treasure The next one better be more valuable than that like they live like fecking animals It's really driving me crazy that I have to do everything around the house We need to have a real serious talk patchy and you're exclusive. I didn't see it It was always off to my right and I only have one I won't do it this time You can't keep using that excuse God, I think I'm actually in a relationship with my fictional pirate husband 180 Jesus Christ like how am I supposed to keep this up? Will we be a family forever? Well, if your dad would stop threatening to leave me because I left plates on the counter Then maybe nothing lasts forever kid. That's sad sure is Even the cat on his t-shirt is sad. Maybe because he just hit it with a fecking car I know from experience that makes you sad. All right I've got a plan pay off the mob and then do as many Murders in one day as I can to get a gun avoid that mugger who's conveniently looking the other way Oh my god. This is just a an average dude here. Maybe he'll go in the back alley Yeah, come towards the back alley. Come on. Oh god. Why is there police symbol up here? Is it because there was two witnesses? Is that why my camera is completely empty now? Looks like the police officer wants to talk to me But I assume he won't actually arrest me like I bring him food So I deserve a pass on a murder or two. Oh, I can't do another one. Okay. I'll do a delivery mission then What establishment is this? It's just got a mouse over it dodgy delivery. Oh, okay. This is also illegal great It might pay more than a standard one then I think I'm gonna have to start doing a murder a day to keep up the funds and to buy a gun I didn't realize there were such high goals in this game. Okay. Got the weird package This can't be good. Oh my god. It's puppy tears. I really am evil. I got an achievement bad God at least I have a good relationship with the local pd Which seems to be just one dude. Do I think honestly isn't just not cracking down on me He's not cracking down on anyone like that guy in the background is a mugger and he's never stopping them You heard the rumors about this cannibal killer. What? Well this struck again out by the lake. Okay Yeah, there's a lot of shit going on in this town besides me. He needs to gather part of a body. It appears he was interrupted Oh my god He's paying me 30 bucks for this, but you know what? I'm interested to collect a body part from the lake Jesus christ Okay, I'm gonna buy my family some food first before they leave me I just bought them a load of carrots to try and make them healthy I hear they're good for your eyesight. So maybe he'll grow back his eye I was beginning to forget what your face looked like. Sorry. I'll try and stand to your left from now on Okay, look how happy my family are fantastic. All right, folks Well, it's been great spending time with you But I got to go out and get that body part by the lake daddy's got some work to do Just how the hell do I get around there now is the next thing unfortunately? We've had a rock slide. Well, I think it may depend how far you are in the story Wait, I mean at least a few days off for fex's sake The story's blocking me from getting the body parts The only thing that strikes me is like a main quest is that flyer thing So maybe I should put up the flyers for my missing friend who died like two weeks ago And I just don't seem to care. Ah, there we go poster, of course Why didn't they check on the theater beforehand? You're a good friend. Yeah Yeah, sure. I'm I'm not giving up Joe. Well, I am leave me alone track the giant rabbit What the hell this doesn't strike me as a main story quest. Are you a rabbit? The raccoon's just like really dude really why are you fecking everywhere looking to mug me? Like there can't be much foot traffic there. Oh my god. That is a giant rabbit. Come here you little shit He's still just eating the element of surprise always works out in my favor I can't lose any more karma take that karma going down noise. I win again I'll look a tourist clearly attracted to the area by my industrial area and the feck sign the more followers you have the more famous You get great. They're talking about social media At least get the feck sign if you want to tag it hashtag feck it'll go viral fight the guys on the beach Oh, she wants a viral video. I can do that needs to feel real. Okay. Where is it this guy? I'll take care of him Oh god, they've got drawn on six packs. This might be harder than I thought. All right fine. Let's go Okay, there we go. Did you get it? She's like, I think they might be dead. That was perfect I already have 300 more followers real great. That's totes worth it and a perk point acquired fantastic That means I can get the dirty work perk illegal jobs pay more. That's exactly what I need. Oh wait, I think I already have it Okay, never mind. I'll go see the mayor. I can bring it up really like casually like hey mayor You like fleetwood mac because there's a landslide over there We really need to clear it up. You ever heard of the electro type s. What is that a car? Can I have it? Hottest car in the mac? Yeah, please. Oh no, he just wants the feckin car and that dealer won't sell it to him because there's a waiting list I'll go deal with that. God. I really am just a feckin thug and I I'm ruining this town single-handedly It's in a safe. It's got to be one of these numbers surely 3681. Let me try that Shut up kid. You need your story. Yeah, whatever now. I can't remember the feckin code affect that kid 3681 Okay, 3681 dammit 5364 I like how he doesn't mind that I'm just at night walking into his dealership Punching some colds in his safe. This might not even be the way it just seems too good to be true 6534 come on come on. God dammit. I'll be back and I'll bring a gun next time I am steadily earning money. I think that next time if we if we want to play more of this I'll be able to get a gun. I never even did the hit. Oh god dammit I could just tell him a story and then go out and do a hit again. Oh god dammit. I missed bedtime shit He's gonna be pissed at me. The kid is so feckin needy. Look at this stupid monster. He made as well stupid shitty monster All right, honey. I'm just popping out It's like, oh you going to the bar to just chill out No, I just gotta do a quick murder before the night's out kind of busy right now Get busy living or get busy dying There we go. You better not rat on me or I'll kill you too The locals might be finding your head in that food box of yours be given a nice meal to that cannibal That's on the loose. God this town is horrible. Then I'm returning to the murder scene to deliver this dodgy package Jesus Christ 712 dollars. I can almost get a handgun. That's amazing. Oh god. My family are pissed off at me It's almost midnight and I haven't come home. Oh feckin mugger. Look. She's a widow get her She's an easy target. I need to get home or I'll pass out. Okay. I'm gonna bring the mugger to my house. Follow me Oh god, I just ran into my kid's room. Well, there's bunk beds. I'd probably be better off I don't think patchy's gonna be too happy with me. I'm gonna get an earful tonight. Oh, sweet. Jesus family happiness critical All right, but you know what? I think we're gonna end it there I'm excited to play more of this. So if you want to see more, please do let me know I've been really enjoying this game There's a lot to it and the fact that I'll be armed and dangerous now is just gonna be fantastic So let me know if you do want to see more, but I appreciate you watching I really hope you enjoyed and I do hope to see you next time if you want to see more of me I also stream on twitch now. There's a link into the description, but other than that, I guess I'll just say Bye for now