 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb. We're in our new digs, Jake. How do you feel? You're so far away from me now. Can you believe it, Jim? New digs, new year, new me, new outfit. So I'm feeling pretty good. I like you to go back to the old outfit. That's dumb. Jake, can you tell me what happened in the sports? Jim, the sports news. Everyone is talking about your Matteo Berettini abonissima. He thanks diarrhea medication for helping him win his match, the old John Boy Specialty. I'd rather be able to poop. It scares me more to not be able to poop. Oh my god, have I told this story? Bronco Super Bowl in New York City, I wanted to go. Got the runs decided I couldn't make it. Like, bathroom was gonna... I took some emodium to make it stop. Sickest I've ever been because I kept all the sickness, right? Worst day of my life, Bronco's got rolled. Girl I was hooking up with, hooked up with another guy. It was a bad day. Anything else happen that day? No, that was pretty much it. Well, this guy took the modium one, his tennis match. And he said, thanks, the modium. Do you think he takes it again, whether he's got the shits or not? It's kind of a superstition thing. Or do you think he's just trying to get a sponsorship? Tennis guy? No. Okay. Let's do a good job. What was his name? Matteo Berettini. Diarrhea Kid. That is tough. That's the risky run though. Jim, speaking of worse than that, almost a breakdown, we're attacking some of our favorite things here, the news and getting hit by vehicles. I love the local news. This has been covered on Weekly Dumb. I like when they do remotes and they had Tori doing a remote on a water line broke and it was like raining out and then traffic was diverted. So they said, why don't we send someone there to show people what it's really like, which isn't necessary. This is awful. Yeah. Oh, it's here. No, you're right. Water line did break and there is some traffic. All right, time down here, Bill. I can totally see it because I am here. She got hit by a car. Car side swiped her, took the corner a little too close. She comes up. She says, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. This actually happened to me when I was in college as well, kind of line of duty thing. Send that a little too quickly. A little too quick. A little too quick because she's the guy, Tim. He goes, that's the first 40 on TV, Tori. Tim's the biggest loser in the world. Just either like a tough break for him or he's just the least remorseful or like empathetic person in the world. Yeah. Yeah. He just did this face on point like, can't tell us about the water break though. People really need to know. This is happening. Yeah. We run a professional news set here. So I just think let's do a mock run through if this happens again. You get hit by a car. I'll be Tim. Well, Jim, this this water pipe person. Oh my God. Oh my God. Let's cut away for a moment and we'll get back to Tori and hope she's okay. And then they cut away and then they cut to commercial and then off air. He's like, oh my God, Tori, are you okay? Why don't you just stay still? Stay still. Let someone come check you out. Don't walk around too much. Third time getting hit by a car, Tim. Tori, shut up and stay still. Anyway, let's get back to sports. This sucks. You know, some people that play sports, they like to dip, but that's a lot of tobacco and nicotine and canadips doesn't got that junk in it. No ripper. CBD. The more sports, please. Oh, Capybara sits in the old gum tree. Wrong animal for that song, Jake, please. But a Capybara, Jim, won Japan's annual hot spring bath competition. How positive are you that you're saying the animal's name? Not, not high. Okay, because I, you said it with some confidence. Well, so Cucabara is the animal from the song. The Capybara, I think I am saying that right now. You don't think it's more like, Capybara. Jim, it won the annual hot spring bath competition. We don't have to tell you guys the results where Cob won. Cob. Basically, we cooked a bunch of fur balls. I would love to know if the fur balls knew they were competing. They were just putting hot water. You think horses compete, right? Has the cuppa bird died during this? Yeah. Many. Seems like a weird drunk farmer competition. Oh. Did my cuppa bird stay in a hot tub long than yours? It's actually a great call. I mean, there's no better way to kill time than put your animals in a hot tub. Than cooking some Capybaras. Put your animals in a hot tub and just, maybe like when you killed that lobster. Remember? This lobster's got to be cooked by now. We opened it up and he took like his last stop. And it was just like horrid. It scarred me for life. Delicious. Was it hit at the party? I'm out. Said you weren't going to talk about that. It's the. No, dude. Oh, dude. We got to do the not sports. We're in a new office and you just rip a segment. Just, just take a segment away. Stop with the rich cracker. What on the why even be? I don't get to do my not sports. This is a huge not sports. They found dinosaur butthole. Is that clapped? Do you not know the topics? I'm with you. Science. They found the first preserved dinosaur butthole. And according to the scientists, it's perfect. Yeah. And unique. The butthole is used for what, Jim? These four things. One hole. Booping. Peeing. Two different places on me. Laying eggs. And breeding. Same as peeing for you. Yeah. I mean, this is huge. This is huge because now that we know this, we can. We can use the science. That was my biggest question. I said, is it why are we doing this? Why are we studying it? Why? What does dinosaurs teach us? Well, now that we know that the dinosaur uses its butthole, for pooping, peeing, breeding, and egg laying, we strive to be better. Like, we're like, oh, come on. Yeah. Egg. It's the employees of the week. Some dinosaur stuff right there, huh, man? Goes to Chris and Sam. Sam and Chris. Eating the charge and setting up this new office here. There's this TV that Zach can now do this on. I can do this. I couldn't do this in the old old state. Yeah. There's a pipe there. I might do this all episode. That was the Weekly Dumb. Today's episode was brought to you by Canadip CBD. They're offering 50% off the swag pack. That's all five core flavors plus a badass Canadip snapback at half off. Canadip CBD.com, use code DUMB to dip in to 50% savings on the swag pack. They're also doing an unreal giveaway for the month of January. Go to their YouTube channel. Comment DUMB, one winner will win a sweet jersey. Where the fuck are the cameras in here? There's a couple of bathhouses in the city. We might have to check them out one day. It's like a couple of famous Turkish bathhouses. You, me, Zach, camera. It says here that the researchers could tell the dinosaur likely had copulatory sex. Which do you think you have that? Use copulatory in another sentence. Jake doesn't have copulatory sex, does he? That's a sentence that works for sure. What if I do have copulatory sex? That's why I ended it with does he? Copulatory. You think you have that? Mounting intermission in a jacket. I may have had copulatory sex.