 Hi there, my name is Jared Oates. I'm the director of the comedy department here at Cal TV. A couple weeks ago, we started doing a satirical news show called The Update as a co-production with the news department here. Well, in response to the first episode, and this is true, a student group on campus actually complained that we were being too hard on President Donald Trump. Now, I won't say which group, journalistic integrity, but they do have a point. I mean, the news department does have to remain unbiased. That's fair. Fortunately, the comedy department does not. In his speech announcing his candidacy for president, Trump said that he wants to build a wall between Mexico and the U.S. because they're sending rapists. Well, by that logic, we'd have to build a wall between Trump Tower and the White House because they're sending rapists too. A lot of people claim that Trump's chief advisor, Steve Bannon, is a white supremacist, although I don't know about that. I mean, look at that face. Not really the face of white supremacy, more the face of white alcoholism. During the campaign, at a rally, Trump said, there's my African American over there to a black supporter. But the real interesting thing about that story? Wait, Trump has black supporters? Wait, no, what am I doing here? I mean, I'm making jokes about the president. I mean, he's our president. You shouldn't be able to make jokes about the president. That's just wrong. You know what, guys, hey, Jeremy, sorry, no, stop, cut it, cut it, okay? I mean, what's the point of all this, you know? I mean, I make these jokes and people get their feelings hurt. I mean, how is that fair to the people who got their feelings hurt? I mean, political groups should be able to say what kind of content I can and can't make. I mean, everyone knows that. It's like the Third Amendment or something. Why am I on this earth, you know? God, you messed up on this one, okay? Give me another shot. I'll do it right this time. My dad said I'd never amount to anything, you know? And he was right. He has a loser for a son. How embarrassing. Oh, you're filming? Trump is our president. That's like horrifying and scary for a lot of people. And what am I doing, you know? Just making a smarmy political commentary video that's a complete rip-off of Weekend Update, by the way. I knew it. I knew my dad always wanted a daughter. Okay, that's all for this week, guys. I've got a lot to think about, actually. But, oh, a message for this video. Yay, free speech. But is free speech always free? That's something to think about. Okay, talk to you later. Follow me on Twitter. Bye!