 JJ Abrams fixed our wars. It's now amazing skywalkers great I'm just kidding. There was nothing to fix the last Jedi was fantastic. I'm Khaleesi Grimes 82 and I am To talk about rise of Skywalker going into this movie there were a lot of rumors flying this way and cat Speaking of cats, I want to see that that looks fucking amazing. I love Taylor Swift's pussy Interpretation in that film. She looks like such a feisty feline For my dog Russ we got to talk about the rise of Skywalker and going into this there were a lot of rumors that JJ was changing things He maybe didn't really understand why Ryan Johnson's film was such a mastercraft vision of artwork But it was and so what he did was he changed it all and oddly enough. I was cool with that I didn't think I'd be cool with that because I really like the fact that Luke Skywalker became an old Chromaginian douchebag who died on a rock by himself after force projecting across the universe. No, I thought it was great. I Love what they did to my hero What JJ Abrams has done though with the rise of Skywalker is he took everything that we loved about return of the Jedi and He copied it again. Yes, they're new characters. Yes, there's new paint But the stakes are exactly the same and the outcome is pretty much the same to Emperor Palpatine He's back baby Darth Sidious is a man with a plan and that plan is to build a last order It's a whole fleet of these Imperial Star Destroyers their planet killers they have the technology from the Death Star built in baked into each one of these things So they can just fly by and Kill anything they want and they blew up that planet that I didn't know the name of or had zero connection with I was like What the sith did they just do I was like holy sith did they just blow that up with the sith? Yeah, they did and I just couldn't believe it, but I want to get serious for a second I want to get somber for a second because our carry fish Our fish is back for one last time for one last hurrah. It's been a long day Without you my fish Said I was gonna hold it together while I talked about this Why did I think I could? Carry fishers back as our princess In some very tasteful scenes she has brought back to life only to be killed again She's dead by the end of this film. She dies in a touching way small gripe But I think there were only dose porgs in this film. I wanted more porgs need the poor You gotta have that poor got to get that Hard Gotta get there Other things that I loved about this film that aren't talked about enough How about the fact that our Han Solo is back for a little scene? Yeah, that's right Harrison Ford himself jump back in He's not really a forest ghost, but he is a ghost because he's he's dead as shit But all I was thinking when he showed up was I'm feeling like a star can't stop my shine I'm running through this club. I can't be in the town. I'm solo. I'm riding solo I'm riding solo. I'm running solo solo Holy Jesus this Kylo Ren rey thing this Kylai or this rey low I mean it is magical stuff They have this connection both spiritually for silly and sexually and that is just palpable. It's palpatine of all Because she's a palpatine Yeah, that's right. She's a palpatine now in the last film She was no one in this film She's someone and that someone can shoot lightning out of her fucking vagina and I am super pumped about that there's a lot of twists in this there's a lot of subversions of Expectations which I love which are great which are love which are great Like that they almost killed Chewbacca and I almost didn't cry for 35 minutes straight But I did until it turned out he wasn't actually dead. He was in another ship that we just didn't see Would have been nice if you use some of that Jedi palpatine force there, right? If you would have kind of looked into that You dumb bitch Mary Sue has a whole bunch of fighting in this one. She's using the lightsaber She's sledding again down sand dunes, which are my favorite thing ever Just just a lot of stuff. She learns new force abilities that I didn't know were possible like the force heal She seems to have an invisible touch a she making in and that's right Which she uses like 70 times in this all great all terrific is baby Yoda I think he can do it too and the baby Yoda can do it. So can Mary Sue. I Think my biggest gripe in this one is that we didn't get fair amount of time with Rose Tico One of the best characters in the franchise Her and Finn's relationship was completely thrown by the wayside and that just will not fly for me Lando who's also in this who's also terrific. He's definitely the same character that we loved 6070 years ago. He's definitely that same guy looks the same sounds the same. Yeah, I'm glad they brought him back Glad I could rekindle that old flame now Khaleesi you stupid bitch Does this have what we all are hoping it has a lot of what's everything in? Hollywood should have a lot of and yes, it does it has plenty of it It has a lot of it. Let me tell you what it is. It's strong female And it's about time the lightsaber battles are top tier their top notch when they pull out that saber My saber goes up I Love Do get one touching scene with Luke again. He grabs the saber yells at Ray kind of scolds her He's like hey listen bitch. We have a little bit more respect for these things It's on the face. I'm that didn't happen I'm joking he threw it at Ryan Johnson said because I'm pretty sure in the movie before he was handed that same Saber or a similar saber and he's like nope Well, what was that? You know what now you respect it come on man. She's just learning from you It makes sense it all makes sense those are my thoughts on the feature film I'm probably gonna go out and see it another dozen or so times after of course I get to cats Which I'm hoping to go to right now report back to you. I can't wait I'm definitely gonna see this movie and pay money for it. I think it looks Phenomenal I almost wish I could be at two places at once because I'd love to be a cat's right now We're not doing this review, but I have a job to do I wish I could be like Palpatine and just make a clone of myself or not myself just a clone Thing like make something that's ugly and crappy and shrively looking Why didn't he make someone that looked cool instead of Snoke? Snoke looks like a dried up turd. It looks like a raisin that was in the Sun for a week If I could do that if I had that tech though I'd have another Khaleesi right here doing the show and I could just go watch cats I did anyway. All right. I'll see you guys later. I made the clone. I am the clone That's the joke