 Hi friends, so last night we went to the Streamys and I was presenting the award for entering the year and I was rudely interrupted by Vitaly trying to show everyone his penis and then didn't. And then nobody cared about anything that happened. I was standing behind him so I wouldn't have seen his penis anyway. Penis. There's a chance even if he was facing you you might not have seen it. But there's a couple reasons why I wanted to make this video. One, I met Christine of Nailogical last night. She is an incredible internet goddess. She has sexualized nail polish to a point I didn't think was possible. I'm a hollow sexual. I'm sexually attracted to nail polish forever. I mean not really but like sort of. I think she might really be though. In case you haven't noticed I've been falling down all these beauty holes and she is actually the creator of all those hundred layers challenges. She's like the internet that I signed up for basically. The second reason I wanted to make this video is that in this month alone I have been nail shamed so many times. I can't even tell you. First of which was at my best friend's wedding. I got nail shamed into getting a manicure at the beauty salon. We're getting our hair done and the woman looked at my nails and was like you can't show up at the wedding like that. And I was like bitch it's not my wedding. No one cares. After she was done doing my hair she literally was like you I'm doing your nails now. That's not okay. And then she turned to my friend and was like did you see her nails? And also when I met Christine last night she was like let me see your nails. And there's nothing on them because I didn't have time to do them. That's like high key like heavily embarrassing. I was so embarrassed and like I'm a little tired. I'm still kind of coming down from the whole Streamy's experience. And I was like you know what Jenna? You just gotta like take it easy and go to the salon sometimes. Get my nails done you know treat myself. So I decided I was gonna go to the salon and have Julian do my nails so I can kick back and relax. Be a pampered lady. Welcome to the stash salon where no women ever go. Did you make an appointment? Because it's empty in here but I only take appointments. There are people like that in the world. They're so obnoxious. I have done Julian's nails once before but you've never done my nails. Have you ever done anyone's nails? Define nails. Okay. Get out of our house. So I decided to attribute of Simply Nailogical of Christine. Julian is going to attempt to do some nail art and he's going to do five different types right? What do you decide? Like a crisscross. We're doing crisscross. We're doing marble. Which Christine hates by the way but we're going to do it anyways. We're doing art freehand. The ombre. Where you fade. Then the other one is stencil. Oh you did you cut out a stencil? Uh no. Eww. Alright. Ready? Yeah. Thank you. Are you ready? Yeah. Which one do you want to start with? I want to start with marble. Can we start with the hardest one? Sure. Go on. Can I have my nail polish please? Oh I brought you all kinds of stuff. Eww. Do not stick that in your hair. Look at these nail polishes are actual hollows. Are you going to let me run my salon? Or are you going to let me run my salon? Can I tell you what a hollow is really like? It's when it's reflective of like rainbow particles. Got it. Can you paint with all of the colors of the wings? Wait. You're going to make an exciting marble with these three colors. It's going to be the dopest marble ever. So that's it. And from now on you don't want to tell me how to... Wait, wait, wait. Is that an opinion? I'm sorry. Did you just have an opinion? This is my salon. You don't get to make creative choices anymore. When you signed up for this video and I signed up, we gave me everything. You're going to basically pour out like half the bottle into the water. Julian, no. It wasn't dropped. It was pretty. No, you ruined it. It's more than a drop. Oh my god. No it's not. What are you doing? Jenna. Did you see her doing that in the video that you watched? Yeah, I watched like 10 videos. Oh, you're going to get it all over. It's not going to be a pretty circle. You know what? I think it's going to be pretty and also I think nail polish should be judged on the quality of its character and how it looks like. Julian. Just trust the process, okay? It's too much nail polish. No it's not. It's supposed to be like little drops. No it's not. Here we go. Now. Now, here's what we're going to do. I'm going to go Howard, like that. Julian, that looks nasty. If you're wondering if you could do this at home, the answer is no. Because I'm better. That looks so fucked up. That was a bad show. Okay, that was a bad show. I'll give you that. Because you're doing it too rough. You're supposed to just do it really lightly. There we go. Okay, now that we're done, just do that. Where should I do it on that thing? Alright, you've got to get rid of all that stuff so I can get my finger out. What are we doing? Don't touch my nail. No, just get rid of the stuff in the water so I can get my finger out. There we go. Oh my god, it's so pretty. No, Julian, look how much nail polish that is. Yeah, but it worked. Look it. It's so thick. Yeah, but. No, you used way too. Look it. Oh my god, Julian. Now we just reuse it and it's all good. Oh my god, this is coming out amazing, like better than the video. That's disgusting. That's never going to dry, Julian. Look how much paint that is. Look at that. That's like its own little polish mountain. It's beautiful. No, it's not going to dry. But it looks good. Julian, that looks like shit. TBH it doesn't. Give me your other finger. We got work to do. Go right there. That little splurge right there. Oh my goodness, it's stunning. Okay, it's just sliding off of my finger. You didn't watch any of the tutorials. Yeah, I did. I watched them all. You saw me watch them. My favorite part about having my own salon is doing things how I fucking want. What are you wiping? Wipe the top of my finger. That's where my nail ends, right there. It looks exactly like how I pictured. Alright, what's next? You're done admiring it. Like that was beautiful. We're doing stencil now. You can't just cut janky shit out of tape and call it a stencil. It's gonna be very intricate. We're doing a line across each nail going outward to represent outward energy. Here we go. We're gonna get up right there. This spread is my favorite because it speaks to the adamant abominability of the human spirit. I'm sorry, what was that word? The adamant abominability of the human spirit. Why are you breathing like that? I don't know. So we're gonna let that dry. What's new? Why don't you start working on another nail? Will you please put a base coat on my nails? What's hollow and what's base coat? This base coat? Base coat is my favorite. I bring base coat with me almost everywhere. My favorite thing is don't let the base coat dry. You got to get it right in there. Julian, no. That's hollow. It's Spanish fur. It's Spanish fur, the masculine version of hollow. That's what she said. She goes hollow. Really? Yeah. Hollow! My nail's still under soundproof so feel free to be loud. We don't have neighbors. We're in the middle of the desert here, which is wonderful. Really la real estate. Please come visit. We have meet and greets every day, every hour. It's a nice hollow coat of this purple, which is a really beautiful purple. We're gonna make it. So right here now we're gonna take the strip off of the red. See how it looks? Oh, it's beautiful. Oh, this is just what I wanted. Julian. You know what's great about this tape is that it didn't get anything. That's what I was trying to tell you. Oh, it's so beautiful. It's like an ombre. Oh, it left like a snake. Like if a snake had gotten murdered, it looks like. So here's the part where I like left. That looks like shit. You didn't even try. I personally think it's great. I need you to sit still with your hands and with your mouth client because I'm gonna get in here and do some awesome. Oh my, I mean, I mean, tell me guys. Yeah, I guess you saved it. I'd appreciate if you didn't shake violently while I did this. It's weird. Like for some reason, ever since I said don't shake my own, you've been shaking my own. I'm laughing at you. I'm laughing directly at you. I like laughing at people too, client. I'm gonna laugh at you once you leave because I stole your wallet. You haven't even cleaned up my finger. Yeah, that's literally not even my job. Yes, it is. This nail polish should move right here. Oh, it is my job. Okay. Touch my nails off. Well, I was 100% the client's fault, but we can be sure that customers can suck, God. Careful because my other ones are wet. So don't jam your fucking hands all over the place. Actually, if you've looked on the wall, that's our motto is it's welcome to stash along. Jam your hands everywhere. Don't knock this over because if that gets all over the floor, we're never getting our security deposit back ever. I'm gonna do some more. This is this is great because no, I'm gonna do a live marble. Just check this out. A live marble. I'm gonna do one drop here. I'm making a mess. No, no, no. Do some live marbling. No. I love nail art, guys. It's really what I wake up for every day. That and drinking and snorting alcohol. Here, just shut up. Here we go. Now we're gonna do the metal wire. If you come close. Not metal, Julien. It's floss. Oh, that is all me. You got to get it all the way. It's just like a little dent. No. Oh, it's so gorgeous. That doesn't look good, dog. That's so cool. Look at that. Aren't you glad you came here? You're supposed to wipe the brush like against the bottle to get some of the polish off. Like, that's so much stop. Top coat on the marble. Oh, it's gorgeous. My goodness. Don't get it on the brush. Damn. It's a lot. Oh, it's not. Sprint it out, dog. Sprint it out. Oh, my God. I saw Julien. If you're not up close, it doesn't look like the worst. Yeah. No, these are distance nails. They look good from very, very far away. Distance nails? Yeah, they look good. Is that a genre of nail? Okay, ombre time. Ombre, ombre, ombre, ombre. Why are you doing that? Like, I'm glad that you're wiping the brush, but you're just wiping it across the top, so when you close the bottle, you're never really able to open it again. Like, you wipe it on the inside. No. In there? Yeah, no. No. No. Stop. Stop. Why don't you go like that? No. Like this. Watch. Look. Exactly. What I was doing, the light coat of purple on the whole nail. Okay, so now we're gonna take pink, which is the second color, and douse lightly and very sparingly douse. So now, once this is looking like this, we're gonna just douse a little extra because this makeup is cheap as hell and I didn't buy it. That looks kind of good. Oh, no. Oh. It went from good to really bad. You're like squeezing it and it's coming out of my finger. Let me fix it. Let me fix it. Hold on. Let me fix it. I mean, that's really not the worst. It's not the worst. Can you write that on the nail? This one is the worst. We're gonna do glitter top coat on the ombre. Oh, that's actually really nice, Julian. Thank you. I appreciate compliments. You can also write it on my yelp. For the last nail, I'm gonna do a different picture on each of her thumbs. One on the right thumb and one on the left thumb. Both of them are gonna need a white base coat, so here we go. White's hard. It's not gonna show up like opaque. You know that, right? I don't know what that word was that you just said. Like opaque? Yeah. Why do we say polish and not Polish? It's a Polish hot dog sausage. What are you gonna paint? Well, it's gonna be representative of this song, so I really appreciate it if you could just like really shut up while I do this last part. Julian, they really don't look that bad. That glitter really like saves everything. Thank you. Now I feel like I know why Christine likes that glittery, hollow stuff. It adds a lot of production. It really does. Even the worst manicure look like a good man. I don't think it's supposed to breathe on. Like blow on it maybe, but you're just breathing on it. Now it's art time. If you're confident that it's dry, put it in your mouth. I'm not that confident. I'm kind of dry. No, I can see like your tongue. What are you drawing? It's for me to know and me to know. Are you drawing a mustache? Oh, the fuck. Did you guess that already? It's a mustache. Look how easy it is to do that. It's like such a convenience. Yeah, but if you made it up and down, it could just go like that. Well, that's the Hitler stuff, so that's if you're being itchy. Just get away from it. Oh, why? Because I'm drawing. Can you go sit over there while I finish this? What is that? All right, so I have a mustache and a face. I mean, it's not the worst. Can I ask you very nicely? Can you please write that on your up? I've been getting slammed by my customers on that website. I think the ombre nails are my favorite. They are my favorite. Really cute. This one has some shit hanging from it. Thumb. The rest. Do you know what this looks like? It looks like when a YouTube video gets deleted, right? And it's like video not found. Yeah, that's what this is. So out of 11, how did I do? No, I'll give you like a solid six and a half. It's not the worst. I cannot stress this enough. Please write that on Yelp. I'm disappointed in the marble nail. They're not really marble. It's a lot harder than it looks. Okay, you just dumped nail polish into a cup. A lot harder than it looks. It looks really hard. Will you hit me with some topcoat please so I can keep this for a little while. Little topcoat? Oh no. We pushed our luck and we got pushed back by our luck. I'm gonna rock this for a little bit. Really? So everyone can get off my back and stop nail shaming me, okay? Because I got manicure from a man. A man? Yeah, we had a lot of fun at the Streamys, but it's been a lot today to recover from. And I appreciate you just like hanging out with me and doing my nails. And thank you for letting me do this. So everyone can stop nail shaming me. No more nail shaming. Stop nail shaming too, Kasey. Like this is so easy. You could do this for me like every week. All right, we can find exchanges. All right, make sure you subscribe to my channel and put it in the videos every Wednesday slash Thursday. Thank you, Julia, for doing this. It's really lovely. You're welcome. I really like it. Do I look like a real lady now with my nails done? Am I a real human yet? Say yes, ma'am. I've heard that women like not to be called ma'am. I love being called ma'am. I want to be exclusively called ma'am. I've learned how to make my dogs talk and the only word I taught them is ma'am. All right, I'll see you guys next week. Bye. Bye, ma'am.