 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake we're joined by Big Dumb and we have a special nightly edition of the Dumb Dumb. Jake how you doing? It's a dumb app because Papi Gordo is going away to plan his wedding all the women turn off the show. What if I was to type Papi Gordo into Google Translate into from Spanish to Dutch what would it be? A little bit of a tongue twister to get the episode started. Answer it. Jake we got some sports. We don't this is a sports-free episode we're getting dumb. Let's get dumb. Jimmy put his son's finger in his bum. Minor his. Jim US Air Force plane who spent two hours drawing a phallic pattern in the sky near Russian military facilities says Dick and Balls drawn in the sky was an accident. The sky penis was drawn near Tartus a Syrian city where Russia has a naval base according to Italian media outlet La Republica. So this guy says he didn't do it on purpose he was just happening to fly in the shape of a dick and balls. He drew a penis in the sky but not on purpose. Who side are you on? I'm against I was gonna say I'm against the US Air Force but I don't think I want to say that. I mean why aren't we doing more of this? Like if this gets them upset it seems better than shooting at them. Like if the US military is gonna fly their plane around Russia would you rather them shoot them or just draw dick and balls? We really want to assert our dominance. Penis. Penis. What type of penis you draw? Yeah. Yeah. Like if you draw a little stubby one that's funny. I like drawing them with the big heads. You wouldn't get that. That's like circumcised penis. Does yours say that? My sheet does not have any of that. Alright here's another story. Paintballs to be shot at Dutch wolves in a bid to make them last. See this is what I'm talking about. This is a real headline? Yes. Paintballs to be shot at Dutch wolves in a bid to make them less tame. Dude you know what this is. Where do you just start biting them? This is our second park ranger story that's been park rangers are bored and having fun. I think the Parks and Rec dudes opened it up that park rangers are finally open being like yeah our job is pretty ridiculous. We're basically cops to animals. Why would you want them to be less tame? Oh my god the use of paintballs will make it easier to identify which ones have been hit. There's just one asshole wolf that's covered in paint. That stinks man. Or like the guy who got the yellow paintball on the army force stinks at shooting. There is a name in this article the director of the Hogue Velu Park. The name is no joke seven words long. Okay. Seeger, Emmanuel, Beren van Verst start versed. Write that name. Three. Wait the whole thing. One. Two. Two and a half. It's too much. I rebound. Dickie papa. Dickie papa. That's a poppy gordo in Dutch. Dickie papa. Dickie papa? D-I-K-K-E papa. Dickie papa. Dickie papa. Take that. In English it's fat daddy. Jam I know we're getting silly this episode but we do have an almost a breakdown and you were part of this. Oh are we doing this story? Okay how about it. This paraglider guy who's a famous real estate agent I guess. This seems fake. He's flying over this meadow and in a canal sees a car with a woman half out the window so he lands in his power power guide and stuff like powered paraglider. I'm telling the story. My bad. That's not me. You've ruined my whole thing. I was gonna say like market garden since we're doing Dutch theme stuff. So sad. Operation market garden. And now he's identified that yes a car is in the water with a woman and he says do you need help? All right. To which she replies. Oh my god. My god. I fell in my car in here. I fell in my car in here. Oh my god. I fell in my car in here. To which she says ah and saves her but we're suspect about the roads. Me and Zach don't believe this story to be true. Too much going on. Where was she driving? Where was she driving? There's no roads. There's like one dirt road on the other side of the canal. And this guy doesn't even save her. Isn't it another guy? Yeah there's like another dude on the other side of the canal that's like hey I got her. We've all decided we can talk about this because we think the lady's fine. She gets saved in the video. She might be traumatized. So let's just play the video of her saying oh my god I fell in my car here. Oh my god I fell in my car in here. I fell in my car in here. It makes it sound like she fell in her car. Her car was in here and then she fell. And then she just fell. She was just floating in the car. Rescue dog named Van Gogh creating art with his tongue. What's this? Is this your dilapidating prophecies or whatever? When you get named something and you start doing something? Nomidative determinism. Dog named Van Gogh starts painting? No I think they knew that he was a painter and then they named him Van Gogh. Is a rescue. Dog thinks his name is Bambo for all he knows. Fifty-five students may have to retake their SATs after they were lost from a UPS truck. That's bullshit. Like do you think some kid got involved here? Like they jacked up their SATs and they. Yeah. Really. This is a heist. What's that Scarlett Johansson movie? Perfect score. They steal the tests. They hack the computers. I think it's called perfect score. Scarlett. I've never seen it. She wears like a belt in it the whole time. The whole time. Hey in college my history teacher. Our midterms or our finals were in her trunk and her car got robbed so we all got B pluses. That was awesome. Pretty nice. Turns out it was me and my buddy who robbed her car. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. He's just joking. Student Ezra Panzio. Can we say a student's name on here? One. Two. Three. Eight. That's the perfect name. Zopans. He could go by Zopans. There's no zoo. He could go by Zopans. Student Ezra Panzio said that many more tests are also invalid because they could have been tampered with. No dude. Sounds like you just sucked ass on your test. The other tests are missing. You just stunk. Oh here's one. Two Utah cities ranked works to survive a dragon invasion. What would be like the best to survive a dragon invasion? Caves? Anywhere with a cave? I think dragons like caves right? Well if you let the dragon in your cave it would be awful. But if there's caves in general that the dragon doesn't know about you can't find the story. I don't have the Utah story. It's not sports. Here it is. Thank you. Oh have you seen this? Two Utah cities ranked among works to survive a dragon invasion. I have it right here. You have this story twice? New rankings from Shane Co. What are they up to? Is that a company? Jake, your wiener ever not work? That's how you're kicking it. A lot of men struggle with erectile dysfunction. Even one of the men in this room. 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