 I'm Matty B, VRP, I'm going to play as a party. My relationship history, I don't really know where to start really. Obviously, I live in Ibiza for most of the year, and having a girlfriend out there, as you can imagine, is pretty tough. I've had one serious relationship, live there on Ibiza, and then that's when things all went wrong, really. My ex is Daisy, I met her on Ibiza last year. We're a great banter, great sex, and that's all it was. I've seen her a few times, but we're literally just friends, and that's how it's going to stay. My ex would probably describe me as an absolute gent of a monos. I took the girls to Dubai for her birthday. I couldn't have given her any more. If anything, I'd probably give her too much. She finished me in the end, so I've had my heart broken, which is probably why I don't open up. I'm quite a closed person, because I've protected myself from past relationships. My biggest social media fail is stalking birds, double-clicking to zoom in, and obviously I've liked it. Do I just pretend it never happened? Do I unlike it? What do you do? The best way to get revenge on an ex, you've got to be cracking up with their mate. It's the only way you're going to get back at them, or at least someone that they know or sort of care about. The worst thing my mum's going to be doing is walking and me having sex. But the problem was, I weren't having sex with my girlfriend at the time. I was having sex with a different girl. My mum's gone bowling in the room. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, said my girlfriend's name. Obviously it wasn't my girlfriend. So then the girl in the bed's going, who's your girlfriend, who's your girlfriend? Didn't you have a girlfriend? My mum's going to tell my girlfriend that I'm with another girl, but it's not my girlfriend. It's all going up in the air. The weirdest thing I do when I'm alone is I just sit there and talk to myself. Asking myself questions, I sometimes even answer them. Then I answer them and tell myself that I've gotten wrong. The next minute, I'm arguing with myself. The best thing about me is definitely my personality. I'm a 2 out of 10 looks wise, but I'm an 8 out of 10 personality. That's a 10, isn't it? The thing I like least about myself is definitely my temper. Sometimes people just grate and grate on me and I'll just snap. It's definitely my worst trait and I do not like doing it. The one sexual thing I'd like to try is just a massive orgy. Go to a party, chuck your keys in a bowl. Whatever happens, happens. Let's have it.