 Are you freaking kidding me in the middle of finals we welcome the broadcast I'm David Feldman David Feldman show calm Please follow me on Twitter friend me on Facebook. Please go to David Feldman show calm to do all your Amazon shopping We have a very special guest Today Frank Conniff is with us. You are incredibly well. You're an incredibly special guest And you can hear Frank Conniff on Sirius XM on the John Fugelsang show every day every day on the Channel 121 Sirius XM insight insight. Yes, which is not inspired the inspire is the magazine for al-Qaeda, right? We but we try to incorporate as much of their philosophy as we can into our broadcast and joining us is a man who was my muse from 2010 till about 2012 Two set 2013 he is headlining Carolines this weekend in New York City You know him from pep talks and puddin, which is the funniest thing on YouTube Please welcome mr. Eddie Pepito. Oh, thank you Thank you everybody. It's really great to be here It's good to be here. It's so great to be in New York. I can't believe it and you have a studio audience We're here on Avenue B. Do you get do you say where you are? Sure? Oh, it's great right across from Tompkins Square Park where there was a revolt Many years ago. Do you remember the Tompkins Square Park riots? The police? Yes Oh, yeah, the police they covered their badges remember remember now that I thought it was because they didn't like the pretzel place being put there You know, we start slow, but we build We build like a pretzel place Joe Who cares? It's early in the podcast people to get unsettling and they're not expecting anything They're not expecting much at this point. I know and they got very little as they did You flew in like we haven't missed a beat. Oh, I've never had my more of my jokes deconstructed And he that's why when we co-hosted the fake gallery in LA I couldn't do anything for my act because he'd be like That used to get a much bigger laugh When did you first see Eddie Pepito, when did you first meet him? Oh, I don't know I think in LA just at a club or something Yeah, it might have been the fake which brought a lot of us together the fake which is no longer there run by Paul cuz left you turned out to be that is a great failure All just turned out to be a failure and had a leave L. A. Hey, I know the disgrace like like most everybody else That was our sanctuary was an art gallery Yeah, that with great art that he pretty much made and then we would do comedy at night And we used to do our live shows Eddie and I used to co-host the fake show and we did it from the back of the Room with cameras facing us and then TV screens on the stage Mm-hmm, and but what was great is that they were shitty black and white TV? Yeah, so it looked like we were like a transmission from like a bunker like and we're doing comedy Right, and we always started with welcome to the fake gallery Where the bicycle shop and something about gelato the gelato centric capital of the world because there was a little fucking gelato Shopped down the block and they had a big thing in the neighborhood, and then you'd bring up comics Yeah, and then comment on their act right we would we would get to fuck with the comics Do you know Adam Strauss Adam? I don't think very funny man. You should you should you know Adam? I don't know. He's a great to me. He really is In fact, is Jamie still running the improv? Yes. He's gonna be in LA. You should oh, yeah We'll hook you up with Jamie. Yeah, Jamie. Yeah flon flon flon. Yeah, and he's lasted a long time at the improv He's mr. Improv that they've opened up a space called the improv lab, which is kind of a more Intimate version. It's like the front of the improv, and it's really kind of cool. It's kind of a workshop environment if you remember Meyer Holt who did great space work in in East Berlin It has that kind of flavor to it. I her halted a great space working It's right. I was just reaching but No Grotowski and Peter Brooks. Do you remember them Peter Brooks directed Shakespeare? Well, I don't fuck you. I Don't want to get into Shakespeare. That's pretentious. I'm just mentioning Grotowski and Meyer Holt and you have to We should point out that Eddie is performing tonight in Richard Foreman's ontological theater I'm used to coming into New York and just doing a bunch of Japanese. No theaters And then getting the fuck out of town And just performing for patrons like one or two patrons like rich rich people who have Developed seeds for large corporations And all kinds of different seeds human seeds like and and and genetic genetically modified. Yeah, we'll get to that in a second Live shows at the fake gallery with Jim Merrill who we're having on next week is Jim He's not in town, but the producer of this show Alex Brazil love Alex I have a lot of fanboys here for you and Frank. I don't I it's like you're somebody who I I know you guys But they these people are like it in awe of you, too Really? Yes, I don't know us on all of you not every Team of kids and girls. I'm sorry not every comedian could draw six people to come watch By the way, this will be about the size of the Carolines house So this is good practice for me And I'm almost not kidding No, Alex. Alex Brazil has the only bringer apartment And Boom kind of there's the first strike and it's always deadly. It's always deadly. It's what kills the shark the first strike So we used to do well with the reason we're having Jim Merrill on the show is because I have a very liberal Podcasts and radio show you do but I've known Jim Merrill since 1983 And have you yes and Jim knows my condolences Jim knows exactly who I am and what a fraud when when I tweet out Barry left knee jerk Anti-trump things. Yeah, Jim calls. Does he calls you want it? Yeah, he's great About calling anyone on there shit except himself. Yes. Yeah, he gives himself a big pass, right? So we had in 2010 you and I and not Frank Frank came in on the radio show, right, but what we still a podcast Started off with sketches and it evolved into a sitcom Were you so insane? It was insane You were my sidekick and Jim Merrill was the band leader Yeah, and we lived together in a town where everybody had podcasts This was 2010 and all the show was ahead of its time. It really was we had Patton Marin everybody who's big now did the show that's right and people who will not talk to us any No, literally, they will not like hey mark like when I call Maram early like what what what he goes like this what And then I don't want to talk to remember we used to For a while at the fake we co-hosted an open mic There and remember Whitney used Whitney Cummings used to come to that She surprised everybody I mean I used to watch her do stand up and hate it and now I get to hate her television show Which one that are making millions of dollars is any one of them. Yeah, I She once Saw me at the laugh factory and walked up to me and said hey hot shot and my knees buckled and I thought wow Now I get it like I totally get why she's successful. Well, she's super confident. I'm a hot shot of flattery I don't know it just made me but anyway, we did this Fuck no, no, no, I I just I'm a stickler for finishing thought so So Jim Earl was my band leader and we shared a bed But we weren't gay it was like it was very suggests It was like J. Edgar Hoover and Clyde Tulson. We like Tulson remember J. Clyde Tulson. J. Edgar Hoover That's a name. I thought Roy Coney. We're gonna say but a client who tell everybody Tulson was What Roy Cone was to Joe McCarthy Clive Tulson was to right-hand man like his his bottom Basically, is that right? Yeah, Clyde Tulson. I'm gonna name my next one. He lived He lived with they lived together, right? They were lovers while lovers is a strong word They they had a nasty grudge sex. I don't know if they were The J stood for screaming homosexual That's what the J and J Edgar Hoover stood for and and then you were our band leader and you lived in the house with us Yeah, he had all these adventures. I was abused. I remember Michael fell in love with you. Did he yeah, yeah I love Robert Smigel and yeah, the rest. Well, that's cool the rest. It was great It was really an amazing podcast and I think I think That we should erect one of those episodes and do a reading somewhere here in New York when I'm in town and Earl's in town You know and and you could be part of it because we're not gonna be able to get married or Pat No, no, no, no, no Robin. I remember what was his name came and one of the pages all over the place of Garland Was it Garland? Yes, he didn't give a fuck that night. Oh, okay. Well, he's my buddy He played your brother. He was like he would take the fucking pages. Oh, there's another fucking piece of shit Page, right? He played your brother. Yeah, he had just got you remember all this He just gotten back from a USO show. How do you remember this and we had Carlos house Rocky playing Maury Amsterdam and the two of them were heroin dealers that that that was like No, and so was I remember Garland and Cal college being there But I remember the plots was Garland Distainful of the script because it didn't live up to the high standards of daddy daycare Now I have to play my cards very carefully here because I may be in a garland thing coming up So I just want to say this to the people who are listening. Just go fuck yourself I'm just on a podcast with David and Frank having fun, right? No, really these people if they take it personally that right, right? No, and we love Jeff Garland I do I do so you have been very busy besides Playing the clubs and becoming and Frank you talk about how great a stand-up comic You know look on his face was like really in private. We've talked There's no doubt about it, right? He's one of the few guys because I'm so narcissistic and only think about myself But he's one of the few guys I would actually go to see him in the club without me Having to be in the show and have my moment of everybody Well, thank you throw that aside to watch Eddie Pepito. Thank you guys. Thank you I remember one of my sons was in college and we you were in one of your sons. Yes, that's only in one Well, we did yeah and we went to see you and He Willie. Yeah. Yeah, we don't talk about him Anyway, and I got a whole lecture back on the ride home from Willie on what yeah, don't mention him by name. Oh, right, okay What I'm child X By just how much of a better comic you are than I am to the point where it got to that like I thought Good I think it's a lack of love he received from you the other thing then I'll stop talking about the sitcom But the one thing you used to do is Rosenfeld or Rosenfield who cares. Yes He would you know, we write the script. He did the heavy lifting. Oh, yeah, he was all right He really did the heavy lifting. Does he write for door now? I don't know what he's doing We're not talking anymore. He's mad at me He doesn't write for door anymore. No, okay. We should probably talk about this off the air So yeah, we would hand you is he mad at you now. Yeah, he's mad at me He would People get mad People don't that's why I'm laughing for some reason people have a problem with being used exploited Advantage of and taken for granted. That's it three years of the podcast and nothing nothing that was So we would hand you mm-hmm a 50 page script Yeah, and I'd introduce you and you would cold read. Yeah, but you are the greatest cold reader You really are. Yeah, but that's also why I think I don't remember The podcast I mean the plots because I would just be so intent on getting the lines, right that I Couldn't take in the whole picture. So yeah One of the first I'll stop talking about the sitcom, but one of the first things we did with Margaret show the way I wasn't on that sitcom. I know I wasn't there for that pilot season. Yes But one episode we did was we all went we took Margaret show to Iraq For some reason you wanted a hammer from one of Uday and Kusey's rape rooms And Margaret was gonna get it for you and you literally turned to me It was like one of our first episodes of there's a yeah packed audience He was yeah, so what happens next like everybody else do the script fight and you were just doing this amazing cold read How's your acting career? I would assume you're just in doing really well in Hollywood right now You would assume wrong. I would assume everybody wants to be in business with you. Oh really? That's what my manager says to But it's hard. It's hard. I recently auditioned for a Cameron Crow thing. He's got something on. Oh, he's got a new Roadies, yeah, and I was supposed to like what happens with me in auditions is I so many of the time I am not inspired by the fucking material like it's just kind of like really like it was a scene where I'd like you remember the Philip Seymour Hoffman role Mr. Bangs famous. Yeah. Yeah, so it was a rock critic who had his famous who had it. Yeah who had to speak into His tape recorder saying this man doesn't know that they're dinosaurs and I was so uninterested in it You know that I that I kind of fucked up the audition, you know, but anyway, yeah But I'm getting some work mostly voiceover stuff like on cartoons. I still call them cartoons. I don't call them animated feature Are there any Any you'd like to rub my face in I'd like to rub your face in a lot of them, you know Bob's burgers. Maybe you heard of that. Yes Oh And so I'll there's some jokes that maybe will omit some jokes we use no no no You can do no do do them. No what there were a couple of I haven't worked on that for a while Huh, there were a couple of Eugene Merman and oh, yeah. Oh, I like taking shots at him too We didn't even know who Eugene Merman was in the area that we gotta be careful. We used to go after Mike for bigly We had no idea who these guys And now they're like for bigly and particularly I did a show with him Not long ago. You see be very nice guy. He is a sweet guy He's a sweetheart, you know, but we don't like him because he's very successful. Well, I think that's a good basis to you know Really not like somebody So one of the things we did is we asked our listeners to write in questions. I like this I usually don't do this and it was not to leave you at Frank Participate, but they're questions for Eddie because not that I take you for granted but But but we don't get Eddie in New York that right so we have some questions, okay, if I answer so you but yes But as Eddie But this is a question and then you can respond because you may not agree with Eddie We are yeah, we've come to a logger Okay, Jennifer Bronson writes in Jennifer Bronson. Yeah, you were recently at a Trump rally in Muscatine, Michigan a Man in a turbine was heckling Donald Trump Report surface that you were there and sucker punched an Asian woman Why? Well Look First of all, I love the art of sucker punch Um It's the great it's the it is the punch of the coward And I'm I'm a big coward and I said I said to myself who could I hurt and Probably not get hurt in return at least immediately because sometimes you sucker punch someone and You know it doesn't really hurt them and then they kill you but if you hit someone You know smaller and petite You know you have a good chance of surviving and that was that was all that was involved a lot of heat from it and You know, she's recovered nicely Mm-hmm. I don't see what the big deal is one of the best and most reasonable explanations of sucker punching The punch of the coward yes, yeah, like come it like they don't see it coming And then you and then and then if you watch people suck about like they have surfaced now like that horrible Video that I saw of that guy Sucker punching a guy at the Trump rally coming up to steps I watched that last night, which is awful like like I shouldn't watch it like that at 3 a.m. Because I'm trying to get to sleep I'm trying to unwind from shows and then I watched these videos and I just think oh my god This violence is so terrible. It's really scary like it's really scary to me and Everybody watches these stupid. Did you see the clip today of Trump when the Secret Service men came up on stage? Well, he thought he hurt was there a loud? He's hearing loud noises. There was a for a moment There was a look on Trump's face of sheer terror Yeah, and that at that moment I think maybe he might drop out of the race because if it starts to get scary to him like he oh You know he would he would he would leave in a sec Well, what happened it wasn't I think someone jumped over a fence You know that was surrounding the about like a bicycle fence and threw something at the stage and someone drew something at this stage Yeah, and that's happened to all of us, but Tonight I got a couple of shows and the Secret Service got up and surrounded him and yeah before they came up I saw it on yeah someone post of it There's just a look like he like looks like he's about to hit the ground for a minute like he's really you can tell Trump Is really really scared. Yeah, in other words, it's a really beautiful thing to watch Now why why are you at Trump rallies and why are you? Supporting him Eddie because your politics. Well, first of all, he's got a beautiful hands No, why am I at Trump rallies because look he's the only candidate who Talks like someone from Staten Island, which is where I'm front like really really So they cut our heads off and we have to give a shit about waterboarding. Where else are you gonna get that? You know, are you gonna get it from Kasek? Are you gonna go to a Kasek rally? That's like just that's like that's like going and just watching the contents of a briefcase Mm-hmm. Do you understand like Trump is comfortable in his own orange skin as opposed to Is that spray tan? It's a spray tan. Yes, really. Mm-hmm. That's awful looking that shit. I think it looks great And you've been writing for him right and yes, madam you and your friends with Melania With Melania, didn't you is that the name of his is the new first lady? Oh, really? Yes Yeah, I don't keep up on his personal I know that you know, there's all these pretty women who surround him and I just love that You know because to me if you're gonna run for office, you've got to be surrounded by hot broads And I mean broads, you know, I'm using ship terminology like You know, there's shit I used to take the ferry and so this is how we talk they're like hey Let's get a hot dog from that broad over there. You don't say woman on a ship, right? Ferry you're from Staten Island. I don't want to brag And this I'm from Brooklyn and we move to Staten Island I like to I like to say that because Brooklyn still carries Some kind of credibility street credibility whereas when you move to Staten Island, you kind of lose all street credibility Why? There's nothing there. There's nothing there, but hatred People waxing their cars, you know people waxing their cars. Nobody knows who Dostoevsky is Because he lives in Brooklyn He lives in Greenpoint. Yes. So this is a question that comes to us from one of our listeners Maureen Greenberg Maureen Greenberg. These are great names. You're coming up. Yes Eddie Eddie Pepettone you are from Staten Island and you used to sand floors Is it true very true? Is it true that you would break into people's homes in Staten Islands and sand their floors against their will? What would compel a man to do something like that? Well, I love to make well, I love power I love power and You know what I also love and it's very similar to the sucker punch is The element of surprise because when you break into someone's home when you break into someone's home They usually think either a he's gonna sexually Assault me and to me. That's very predictable and to he's gonna Rob me. No, how about I break into your home and I sand your fucking floors at no charge Because that is the thing, you know, I this this person did not mention it But I did a fucking damn good job like I didn't just do one of these. Oh, I'm a crazy power hungry You know, say floor sander. I'm gonna do nice touch up So I'm gonna I'm gonna make it better than when I left it and you're gonna fucking watch me You know, so you would get arrested by the police. Yeah, and I was putting a chokehold many times Which is why I don't know why they're complaining about these chokeholds. Yeah, he would get arrested and yet he'd get great reviews on yelp That's right, I managed to I managed to combine incarceration with five stars on yelp Now, how were you in prison? How was I in prison? Yeah, are you funny? I was extremely nervous And did you ever see Shawshank? Yeah, do you remember the guy who worked in the library who couldn't take the real more James Whitmore James Whitmore, but what was his name? He had some kind of cool nickname. Anyway, we'll think about that in the five four five years Well, that'll come to us, but I'm that guy. I was that guy in prison like would you would you like a book, sir? This one's on the origin of birds, right? And he'd be like you come here and you suck this and I'd be like so that's a no on the book Do you remember we try to break Eddie out? He had it like it was like the Shushank He had a crawl through three miles of shit. Thank you for that by the way But then you crawled back into the prison. You just wanted to crawl through the shit Well, once you're in the joint and that's or the big house What was the slammer the slammer whatever, you know, the kids are calling it today You know, you don't want to go out to the real world because I got used to my three squares the sex in the laundry room And that's why your Cameron Crow audition didn't go out because he's just not adjusting to the outside I have no idea what to do. I was like who's gonna sexually assault me in this audition It's not gonna be Gayle Levin. Who was the audition here? Gayle Levin You don't have to highlight that she's a big shit in Hollywood, you know, so I don't know why you would have And you try to crawl through her to get that job She don't come here you little fuck We alienated all we's on the radio show we used to do any time we would read in variety That's some pieces shit at NBC or ABC got elevated from like assistant programming to head of creative arts We would do white breaking news and possibly we would treat it as the most important news story in the world I have to find those those are but it would always it would always be nasty to like they they kissed ass or You know, they have a position that is just so boring or it was it was just scathing which I loved because and then we What it did is it allowed us to come up with a reason we weren't doing well in Hollywood We're pissing off people on a show that nobody listened to you know This is by the way, this is great people tuning in listening to a podcast where people are talking how great another By the way, I auditioned for Cameron Crow for the role of penny Lane penny Lane, yeah And I didn't get it went Goldie hawn's daughter God, I auditioned for his movie not even fucking close to famous And they went with someone else who is equally as obscure. I'm sorry Mr. Conn if you do fit the bill, but still we'd like to keep you in that mode Are there any parts that you can brag about anything coming up that we Should know about I'm the regular in an adult swim show called your pretty face. Oh with Craig Rowan Yeah, and I just filmed the second season of An episode of the second season of love on Netflix. Oh, they would Paul Rust I filmed it on Wednesday before it came to New York that show. I haven't seen it But Dave Dave Gruber Allen is in that show. Oh Dave. Yeah, I worked with him last year Steve Banos Yeah, friends of two friends of mine. Yeah. Yeah, there's otherwise. I love Groober use of that and I'm like, oh, yeah This is about people I have no interest in whatsoever, but now that I know that I do that with every show. Yeah, I just turn on a TV and I see a couch and I'm like fuck this Fucking has a couch I'm just so cynical and angry at everything like how is your anger? It's okay. It's okay You know, you know what? I've learned as I've gotten older. You can't you can't really be angry All the time because it kind of eats you alive, you know, like You just there's so much to be angry about but you have to find a way to You just have to find a way to sublimate it, you know to to not be that fucking angry Yeah, so what and what do you do? What do you do? Oh God, I I don't know. I try to get perspective on it, you know And what happens really what happens is that my anger like like feeling it all the time I just realize holy shit like I just like when you're angry. It just it you feel this momentum of Like, oh my god, I'm gonna be angry at everything. I'm gonna fucking heart attack basically So I basically like kind of just pull back and go odd is there's a hummingbird Like you like you try to notice like just little things instead of thinking about, you know, the shit Staying in the moment. Yeah gratitude like just like Trying to be grad trying to be grateful, you know for little things. It's hard though Yeah, it is graded if you can live in a state of gratitude You'll be much happier, but it takes work to live in this in a state of gratitude You have to work because the opposite is what comes and what's what's what's curious About the license plate in the state of gratitude just says fuck you And you were I don't know that was that was your type of joke But I was trying to get you out of that, you know, you were just spouting a platitude right then About gratitude. Oh, you got to live in gratitude. I was like save it save it with a license plate joke And I learned that in prison because we may we made a lot of license plate and There was an opportunity for me to use it Do you meditate? You know what I I tell people I want to impress I do But I don't really I don't do it enough I it's hard because your mantra is fuck everybody I learned a mantra. I was taught by Laura house who who's like the the guru to comedians in LA I learned transcendental meditation. I got my mantra Which was not fuck you. It's this beautiful Little word that I got really sick of You know because you repeat it over and over in your head, and I would try to what was the word You're not supposed to say it publicly my mantra was I paid too much for these shoes I love how that got nothing Yeah, my mantra it was just it's just a word they got Um, like yeah, I have a lot of it was your mantra. I well if he's not gonna say his out No, I did They tell you not to say it a lot because they make it pay for this right, you know Well, you have to pay for words, you know my mantra is I ain't I ain't that's why you're fucked up. That's not a cool. Those are two. Those are two words. Yeah, you got fucked Maybe you got two for one maybe you got two for what did you really try meditation? I took a class in TM in the Trump University, right all the way Trump University. Yeah, and and they put me under a spell and then I gave it a great rating I filled out the form. Do you meditate? We don't need to know how miserable I am Hey, Eddie This comes from I'll make that for a note. This comes from Clifford andriosi. He writes Clifford Clifford, you know Clifford. Oh, okay Seems like the Mrs. Miller of this show. I Mrs. Miller tell everybody who Mrs. Miller is okay as long as we don't go on a tangent Mrs. Miller was a woman who was always in the audience of the Merv Griffin show the tonight show any Carol Burnett, I think any show in New York or the ads, you know Oh in New York and like on the Merv Griffin show like she became a running joke because she was always this like very kind of Stoic older woman and then so she became kind of a novel famous in a novelty kind of way She actually put out an album of Mrs. Miller sings folk tunes, right? She moved to the south. Oh, I didn't know that she moved like to Nashville and put on shows and So she was an opportunist like she comes across this little old lady Who's to sit in the audience and and people loved her because she was just like oh, I'm just at this show But as soon as she got some things she was like fuck it. I'm putting out an album. I'm going to the south I'm gonna I'm gonna do the whatever that circuit is down there and and Tell us who Monty Rock the third was I'm kidding. Hi kid like he was another guy was on a lot of oh you talk shows in You being serious you know Monty Rock the third he actually had song like disco something was a hairdresser, right? It was a hairdresser. He was like just like a character, you know, okay You don't know Monty Rock the third is okay. Thank God because okay, that separates me from you, too Clifford Andrewsie you have to start the show over because we've lost everybody St. Patrick's day is around the corner. Mmm. Eddie. You are part Sicilian and part Jewish That's right, and you claim that you want a parade for people who are specifically of that mix but Sicilian and Jewish isn't that what a Puerto Rican is and Don't you already have your own parade? Is that true that Puerto Ricans are part Jewish and part Sicilian? Yes, okay Absolutely, if you talk to any Puerto Rican. Yes, they will tell you that their ancestors Are from Sicily and in the case of my mother Russia Mm-hmm. Yeah, so most are Russian Jews Sicilians Puerto Ricans and nobody knows that they they slap a label on it Boom, they're done right so why do you why do you Puerto Ricans speak Spanish? Look, I don't have the answers to everything They're hard workers. They wanted to distance themselves from their head You know how people get ashamed? Yeah of their heritage like I get a little ashamed of being from Staten Island because I know You know a lot of it is very brutal. It's like the Hobbes saying Staten Island life is short and brutish What I don't understand is you go out of your way to identify yourself as part Sicilian and part Jewish But not Porter. Wouldn't it be simpler? Are you a self-hating Puerto Rican? Yes, I think I am you know what I find interesting about these questions that there's really a vehicle for you, but you're for your fucking jokes That I have to make work I'm really not into right now, and I know if Conniff isn't chiming in Fuck you You what I didn't want to touch the whole Puerto Rican thing why I actually didn't want to either Who am I Jim Norton, you know, oh Black people white people I never do that. Why not shit in my I don't know I know because I don't think I know enough about white people See that little twist that was a connefian twist. Have you Neffian is ethnic humor dangerous to you. I think it is I think it is but people would say Eddie or Frank All comedy like there are no rules. You should be able to talk. There's a I think that's total bullshit I think that's total bullshit. I think there are plenty of rules and people say it's the first amendment You should be allowed to say whatever you know, that's ridiculous and be allowed It's whether what what is your judgment and whether you say something or not, you know And there's such a thing as having good judgment and poor judgment. My career has been a litany of poor Whatever it starts with my career, I know I'm going down that beautiful beautiful path with Frank But you're beloved Frank You are beloved Because I'm Puerto Rican Yeah, but I think that uh, you know Dealing with race issues, especially in in the age of like the twitter the twitter age and You know, there's so many fucking thought police I I and and I kind of don't trust Where I would go if I really like opened up No, if I opened up my subconscious your inner statin island if I opened up my inner statin island where Where the fuck would that go? I try to open it up in regards to my own personal Misha goss, which is a Puerto Rican word Oh What the fuck with that mission goss What the fuck with that? Is he already? I'm trace beat trace trace bean on territory in the last within the last minute someone Wrote an outraged article on salon I hate all those yeah Precious little well, we we tried to our our mistake was we tried to make it in the comedy world At the time when comedy isn't as popular with some people as comedy umbridge Which is hugely popular these days on places like salon or else explain that yeah explain that well just to fly Well, here's here's salon is a good example that we have a personal connection connection to because you and I and Judy Gold and maryl marco and harry at mantel Several years ago were hired at a very meager fee, but a fee nonetheless to provide videos for salon dot com Oh, really comedy videos little one minute whatever we thought was funny and um We did that for like a couple of months uh if that One videos like well here's an umbrella and she's talking into the computer, you know and um But then salon said you know what we don't want to be about we don't want to have comedy on this site We want to have comedy umbridge on this site And so then salon literally became famous as the place where people wrote Outraged articles about what pat nozz waltz said or about him so and so doing a rape joke or you know And that that ended up getting them more clicks as far as they were concerned an actual comedy And do people have a right to be offended by say daniel tosh? Yeah, everybody has a right to have whatever your opinion is and and daniel tosh Has the right to do whatever joke he wants and but you just have to accept Whatever the consequences is of of what you say and if if people Object to it then that's that's fine for them, you know, but then don't say that nobody Everyone should stop being uptight and because i'm offended by things, you know, and I say things that offend people It's just the way it goes is trump a backlash to everybody being overly sensitive because I think reagan was no that's that's a complete Bullshit and and him and other people in me have tried to Put that forward that our society has become so politically correct The trump is a backlash to that no trump is a racist who appeals to racist and that's why he's However, however one thing I want to one thing I want to add one thing. I want to add about trump that that liberals Like yourself don't talk about and I am being serious is that He appeals to the powerless disenfranchised Working class that has been fucked to the extreme by fucking liberals and by liberals I seriously I really mean this by liberals I mean democrats who could who fucking sign nafta and all these fucking jobs No, let me finish all these fucking jobs these blue collar jobs that have gone overseas and are not coming back There's pissed off Fucking white people right because they don't fucking have jobs and they're gravitating toward this racist Shit head the wire I have a question. I have a question. I have a question. By the way, it's not racist though If you if you have an outlet for that and you're in bernie sanders Yeah, I agree. I agree people like that who are not that's who don't like racial demagoguery Are going to bernie sand is the people Who have yeah, whatever those legitimate concerns are but still they they can hear What what donald trump is saying and and I agree I agree. They're they they tend to be not college educated. They're They're they're they're they're just fucking Primally Going to trump instead of sanders. Yeah, the correct choice is sanders for that rage. I think that's obvious But there yeah, they yeah, that that is true and that's scary to me that hate But I think that's what's not talked about with with trump is why aren't the liberals talking about all The people the working class lower middle class people middle class that they have fucked Well, sanders is talking about that Right. Yeah, I think yeah, he is but he's running as a democrat. He was an independent Uh, this is sanders first time running as a democrat in a long time. He was a well Yeah, he's been a socialist or an independent his whole career. Who do you hate more eddie? I'm being serious You're frank. No, who do you hate? That's a very hard call Who do you hate more? Honestly, you're you're a progressive liberal probably a socialist. Yeah socialist. You're socialist. Who do you hate more? Liberals are conservatives On a visceral level. Well You know, I think the little if you had a cold cock somebody If I had a sucker punch, please keep in mind when you were answer that i'm sitting right here I try to sucker punch you when you run your way to the bathroom and just hit the wall That's the problem with sucker punching is when you miss you really can hurt your sucker punched me many times when we were co-hosting the faith show I don't know. I think they're equally vile. I mean, I mean if you had one punch to throw, who would it be at? I I guess the conservatives because I I I always have Just despise the right and and I you know, I mean it started with rayon, but don't you hate ineffectual people who are on your side more? Well, what I hate is is people and this is what's really hateful about Quote-unquote liberals and by the way, all these terms are such bullshit to me liberals concern. It's all bullshit But people who are like let's use alex baldwin as an example. I don't know if he's a friend of the show but alex baldwin alex baldwin is what I like to call like a limousine liberal or or the all these fucking liberals Who like and cloney has come into my fucking radar lately because You know, I find out he's been shilling for nestly Wow Well, you know this but I didn't know that. Well, yeah, he's doing these commercials for Nespresso with danie. Oh, that's right. And these are big liberals now. Now, maybe you can't have it Maybe you can't have it. I first of all. I like george cloney I used to You know, I I think but maybe he made a deal with nestly that they would no longer be selling The powdered breast milk No, he did not I I guarantee you he did not I guarantee you that he made some kind of deal for nestle Google it. I did. I thought so too. There is no way george cloney would endorse nestly because he's devoted his life to the Sudan there's no way he didn't work out some kind of deal where all in what is he done in the sudan good stuff He drew attention to there. He goes there. He testifies at the un and congress about the plight of uh, can I I don't know something for any really old people that are listening right now old people Nestle's makes the Sell out Well, they tried they dried up all the african breasts. They got African women addicted to nestle's Powdered breast milk and then so I don't understand how he can do both you see and that's Those kind of liberals I guarantee you all right. Well, well you google it or your listeners There's no way right in because I googled it and he got pissed at people who called him a sellout He said hey, I want to earn a living once in a while. He said that Yeah, did he really say that yes that is fucked up Yes, because he makes a good living. I think he fucking said I can't stand these people who call me out being a sellout I fucking googled it and I'm not bragging that I have that kind of technology, but I googled it and he was like I'm fucking It's insulting. I'm trying to make you know a living once in a while And he and he he was quoted as saying because he did he didn't blow up the budget on a couple of films He did like the descendants and like he can do better projects if he makes a shitload of money On but he did something really good for the universe He headbutted david o Russell He really did. Yeah, he's done some good things. So did you know that he headbutted? I do know that and I've never met either of them. So it means nothing to me that he headbutted. Yeah Let's talk about Yeah, now you see you you claim that these questions are really set up For me to be funny And I see I mean, you know, and I really am offended by that. Well, it got a big response from our studio I know but you know what I can all which which is probably you know These are and my you know a signal of truth. That's I look to the audience's truth signals Okay, these are legitimate questions that have been asked on the internet And in no way are setups for me to come across as funny. I promise you that okay That was very convincing You say it beautifully like a pathological liar alexander fields has this question for eddie. Ah, that's not a made-up name alexander fields writes eddie uriyankis fan I am what? Why does that crack you up? What were the odds that lu garig Who played for the american league with the initials a l Would be diagnosed with a ls. How do you explain the phenomenon of lu garig? Who played for the a l the american league would be This is definitely not just a ls. You're right. No, no, that's just a question From some guy some guy lives in holboken Who has a question? I mean, what isn't it ironic? Those are tremendous odds and this this is a great question and plus, um Lou a lot of people who know that uh, uh lu garig had a secretary named cancer And cancer had a secretary named garig So Yeah, the the uh, the tie ins to disease were written all over garig's personal life, but But uh, there are a couple of new diseases. Hopefully there'll be a derrick cheater disease And paul o'neill Yeah, hopefully, uh, you know, there'll be more diseases coming from the yankees. Well, this is an actual question How do you reconcile the fact eddie pep atone? Yeah You're yankees fan, correct? That is correct. They are I feel like I'm in front of the mccarthy hearings. That is correct I know I say i'm a socialist, but I root for a corporate Corporate entity And by the way, anyone had done that nesli's commercial in a second That's what all my friends say they're like if they would offer you that money you do it I'd be like no, but that's a different issue. You're right, but still Oh, fuck you You're a working actor who depends on a national commercial To make a living uh, someone like george. The celebrities doing it really suck. Yeah Would you do would you do a commercial? i'll explore for capital one. He he spouts all this liberal shit How about all these people who do the capital one shit like to me samuel jackson? Shilling for capital one He's been in the most the biggest grossing movies of all time like his box office supposedly is a record Now I get excited when I get a residual for bobsburgers I can't imagine. I can't imagine what his fucking residuals are monthly or quarterly whatever the fuck it is. You know who can All his ex-wife Is that true, but it's crazy these guys. I don't know Clooney doesn't have any x y. No, no i'm talking about samuel jackson. Didn't he just get divorced? No, no He just got married. I'm talking about samuel l jackson's ex-wives. Does he have ex-wives? I would assume Yeah, well, anyway, I love this gossip. I love celebrity, but you know what though It kind of raises a political issue in a way of the fact that all of the you know, it used to be that voiceover work commercials Were a way for there to be a middle class and show business for actors Uh to survive and and get by and pay them pay their rent But but now this in this day and age like Gigantic movie star like big stars like john ham and george collie. They do voiceovers Does ham do voiceovers too? Oh, yeah, john ham does a ton of voice. He's a nice guy and it's And and then people being a movie star if like if you had an oscar in the past You would never do a commercial you would never do a game show like something like that would be like for for like a Middle-class Beneath you in show business would do holly. Alec Baldwin is a good Example because that was kind of for me. I don't know if I was the only one who thought this was a turning point in show business was when they brought back the hollywood squares a few years ago and uh Whoopi goldberg and alec bald when we're on it and they got paid millions of dollars To be on it and that used to be a million years. Let frank off. He's very passionate about the hollywood squares and the corruption No, that used to be a that used to be a vehicle for rose marie and marty And and and like mid, you know Yes people so that they could have a tv thing and then they could get live gigs off of it So it's like well. We in show business the middle class has also been squeezed out. Absolutely Absolutely like for example eddie pepitone big star bobs burgers. I would make eddie the center square in a second I'm saying what you're doing on this podcast. He's taking work away from other Deserving low rung comics. Here's the question about the Yankees. They're notoriously conservative organization. They buy penance Right They they they they used to buy penance and now all the teams kind of tickets are overpriced Yeah, pinstripes synonymous with wall street How would you respond to people who say that inside of eddie pepitone? There's a one percenter screaming to get out And where do you keep this one percent? Well, it is true. How did you like the Yankees? Well, the the the the answer is is when I was a kid You know, if anybody's a sports fan out there, this is a real sincere answer, you know, uh, you become a a real Proponent of your team when you're a child when you're a kid and you're like, oh my god I loved mickey mantle growing up and and it was just like mickey male. There was something about mickey Mantle I became a mickey male fan and I'll never forget in statin island Throwing up a rock and hitting it with a wiffleball bat and imagining. I was mickey mantle, you know, and then inside my mind of a new liver You know, yeah, I never knew I was such an innocent kid, you know I mean, there was so much drinking going on inside my house. I never knew There was that much drinking going on outside my house. You know why he was called whitey ford No, seriously. Was he pasty from drinking? Do you know why he was called whitey ford? Um, cocaine use? Yeah He drank so much. They he was Cloudy all the time and they called him whitey because is that true? Yes. He could his memory was completely shot and Yeah, holy shit. I didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah That was uh, why they nicknamed that other guy a wet brain maris Well, actually they should have called roger maris whitey because they were so upset Uh, weren't they upset with roger maris? He broke roots record and they were upset about that all the people who would vote for trump They were like, how dare because wasn't bay brood really bay brood's record wasn't bay brood secretly an african-american Seriously, wasn't that the rumor? No, I never heard that The rumor was that he and may west were really African-americans. Are you serious? Yeah, I never never is that because I go by the color of the skin They look white as hell to me. I mean, I'm a stickler for that. Okay. If I'm a traditionalist You purport to be a rangers fan. I am I'm going to the rangers tomorrow Caroline's got me tickets to the rangers penguins. What would like to be a star? What are the perks? Is that one of them? You know that really that that you know and talking about the one percenter that lives inside me Um, like when a television show flies me first class. My first thought is yeah, yeah Fuck everybody I know right And like I love I love I love watching the people who are uh going to coach come down the row And I want them to see me like I'm I just look up at them like you see this That's because I'm better than you Do you understand that I hate being the guy in in coach walking through I love it when they put first class on the other side of the door. So you don't have to walk through Yeah, it's kind of a walk of shame, right? Like you see I've actually seen fucking friends of mine Like hi mark marin is okay Doesn't even give me Doesn't even give me shit like I hey doing I taught my kids a patent, you know When we were going through the first class cabin into coach, I taught my kids. This is when you fart That's like great. I can't fart on command as much as well my my son can and uh, and my daughter Why didn't you ask me to fart? Well, good. Anyway, that's a whole other A couple of thousand dollars in therapy why my son but we don't want to talk about that But yes, my son would stink up the first class cabin good for him and coach unfortunately So you purport to be a rangers fan. Yeah, I am I'm hockey is my favorite sport And I think it's because I really get out my aggression With like you talking about my anger before and there's something very like baseball is such a Like and there's a fly ball to right field Oh and johnson is drifting under it. It's you know, it's like being in a bookstore when you're in a baseball game But hockey is like oh look at your head. Um, you know like that kind of thing and I leave Games feeling a little bit lighter and purged of some of most of those fight You know rj freed the comedy writer He's heard of him. Yeah, he's a forward. He was afforded harvard. Oh, oh was he a hockey player and he told me that most of the fights are Two guys who have to prove that they have skin in the game Like they're about to be cut from the team. So they really hate one a lot of a bunch of the fights are like that Yeah, yeah, they really don't hurt but hockey's changed. They're they're they got rid of the goons So I don't know if you know that but the goons the goon hockey doesn't exist anymore What well that guy had that there was a documentary about that guy the enforcer who had all that brain damage and became a republican You saw that story that you're talking about mccain. No, no, that was no, it's just that was a kind of kind of Oh, hang on frank knock it off No, I I I know all the enforcers, but who was there was one guy in no No, there was one guy who just died of brain damage a lot of them Have died of brain damage the the the the quote-unquote enforcers suicide to but most same concussion syndrome Most of them having to tell if it's brain damage because most of them are canadian I just came from vancouver and those people were so fucking nice. I love the canaries. Yeah, they're great That's we have a lot of listeners. There's so much and I but I'm not that's more peaceful than I was They're good people. Yeah, is it true that uh, you lost your virginity to ed jockemin in the back of a zamboni machine Who was ed jockemin? He's the gold tender. No, you know now when I was growing up ed jockemin is the goalie for the rangers And me and my dad has season tickets for a couple of years And and you know what the crowd would chant I'm kidding. I was a kid around 13 14 not to brag. I had that kind of lifestyle And the crowd would chant eddy eddy and that was my name and I would just be like this is fucking great I think I am going to become an entertainer And have my name chanted now. My name has never been chanted at a club yet, but I'm hoping no it has been a couple And why was ed jockemin famous? He was he was great. That's why he was a really good goalie. He was a goalie and what did he refuse to wear um I think it was thongs. Yes. No, I don't know. I don't wear the mask. He was the last guy to wear a mask Is that right? Yes. Well, that's insane. Wait, he didn't wear a mask. He did not wear a mask That's why he was famous. Right. He had a face for radio Yes And who was the goalie for the Bruins who had like a scar on his mask for every time the mask hit him in the face Oh, oh, jerry cheavers. That is correct And is it now you work for Madison Square Garden? You got to drive in the early 80s Yes, how did you know that because I read that you took all your your sanding skills And you uh got a job. I was doing horrible jobs. That was awful job I this is a this is a question that and I want a serious answer to this Is it true that you once drove the zamboni machine from new york to san francisco? In support of ronald and nancy ragan's stance on aids Is that why first of all Hillary clinton at a backtrack This week. Yes her support of nancy ragan. Look, I was afraid of aids Yeah, like everybody else and I also I think was still reacting to lou garrick's disease I didn't know how to treat any of these diseases and I wanted to know what yankee aids was named after because I I didn't know, you know Very quickly frank conif in the gay hockey league in the gay hockey league. What were the rangers called? In the gay hockey league very quickly. What were the uh the rangers called the rump rangers. That is correct. Oh very good Very good. That was wasn't that worth it? That is the correct answer We should give points Is it true that your sister your older sister was such a big fan of edgyl bear? From the ranger roger bear roger bear. Yeah, uh roger. No edgyl bear's bruh was his brother who played for the Bruins Yeah, yeah your your sister was such a big fan of roger bear that she had all her teeth removed Is that true? These are just questions that well, you know Felatio wasn't as widespread As it was back then and she was a pioneer In that field this is going to come back to haunt me that long See you force me into these things. Uh, let's talk about monstern. It's funny how our uh, hockey conversation uh in the middle broke out into a lull I I went to a hockey game and I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out. That's the original Right, right. Uh, I never played hockey, but I often have pulled men's shirts off over their heads And to do what I don't want to go into let's let's talk about monstern. Oh, wow I love that company. I was saying earlier that there's an attention to detail at monsanto. That is beautiful and not Only done in some of the nicer restaurants here on the lorry side Oh the restaurant monsanto No, no, what are we talking about? Yeah, the restaurant monsanto is terrific. That's that's farm to table to prison To grave farm the table to prison to grave Ah, it's it's the new movement, you know, yeah, absolutely I bring this up because an old girlfriend of yours gave an interview of the national inquirer Uh, claiming that you gave her shall we say rosebud The nickname monsanto. Is that true? But That I gave what I wish I I can't even keep up with these her clitoris. You think they did the her monsanto What is that about? Why would you do that? And why would she come well? Have you never had any experience with a genetically modified clitoris? Have you not? genetically engineered genitalia genetically engineered genitalia Well, absolutely. I was part of an experiment at mit And it was another way I supplemented my income as a floor sander Was to Engage let's say with genetically modified Genitalia do you want to give your claim to fame? Oh Oh, what happened come talk into the microphone. You're here here. I don't mean to lord this over you But dan abraham is here and he's gonna This is a closeness to greatness. This is as close as talk to the micro credit Into the microphone into the microphone my uh my grandfather was an enter chronologist And he discovered with his partner a testicular deformity That now bears My my last name and it is the most that talk about seo You google my full name so of all This is why I have to do abraham because the the the medical listings for this testicular deformity Take up a good a good portion of the the first, you know So you share a surname with a Half of it. It's it's it's so so of all saffer syndrome is what it's called named. Could you take a look at something? Before I leave today I've done the strangest. Well, I don't that's that's impressive. Yeah for for my grandfather It's very impressive for me. It's very humiliating and I appreciate you uh bringing me on for the first time on your podcast Well, I just Legions of listeners We have testicular deformity royalty How could I not? No, I get a little check every month. You know Is it a residual? Yeah, it is. Well, that it's a it's a residual genital uh residual. It's a small residual For for small, uh, different casticles. Yeah. Wow. I don't mean to try to um top you but my grandfather also By the way, nerve griffin picked me up once in a bar saying I don't mean to top you Okay, that was worth the interruption Thank you for slamming him on that No, but it's my Alex is so happy right now. Uh, yeah Yeah, that for me too and I haven't been around him for years The moment is past That's what he Hang on for one second. We were talking about testicular deformity is being named. Forget it Why don't you know because what conif was going to do wasn't that good to begin with and then you delay it And now it's really going to be shitty. I just know what the shame is going to feel like when it comes out Well, but don't you want to be like me? No No, but that is impressive. Uh, yeah, that's really impressive. Yeah, testicular deformity Lineage in your in your in your family is a terrific terrific thing to be known for I I I don't think deform it. Are you okay with it? Too late now Like no, I mean you shouldn't feel bad because my my my father is only known for Screaming in the middle of the street covered in blood. So I mean I I would go with your With your lineage You know, that's what he's known for instead very popular. What happened Oh, just that's what he would do, you know, he would say nothing else is working Let me try this just cover himself in blood and scream in the street He became known for it and you know, it was a nice little living Your father took you to ranger games. Yeah, he did. I shouldn't I should is he coming to your show carolines No, no, he doesn't know him in new york. Really? Yeah I I I don't know one way to keep it a secret was to come on the show Yeah, I I when is the podcast coming out? What are you talking about podcast? What is this just we invited you over to talk that would be funny if this was not being recorded Like we find out you're completely insane. You're like, don't fucking record any of these Your father didn't how am I doing on time? I have about five minutes before I have to headline It makes me so nervous to do that. Who are you following? Who am I following? Yeah Comedically, yeah No, I like that carolines. Oh Who's going on before you? Uh tonight jimmy lee chase jimmy lee chase featuring for me, right? Okay. Yeah, really nice young kid Now you travel the road. Do you ever have opening acts who get under your skin? No, no, they never bother me. Never. They're usually really they're always they're always really nice I haven't I haven't really met an asshole like who opens for me because you know, they want to climb the ladder You know, there wasn't a guy who like, you know, you come into a club and he goes, hey, so are you the headliner? You piece of shit, huh? I'm opening for you. You're fucking ugly. Fuck Who are the watch my set and learn That's why I'm featuring Here's another question As we all know former secretary of labor robert reich was performing a medley of woody guthrie songs During a taping of carpool karaoke on the late late show Car oh carpool karaoke. That's what james cordon. Yes. Very delightful. Very delightful You were going you were caught you were caught on tape going 90 miles per hour in the opposite direction While carpool karaoke was going on with former secretary of labor robert reich Doing a medley of woody guthrie songs And you were going in the opposite. This is all was on cbs You were you were attempting to create a head on collision in the opposite direction, right at the very last minute, right? You stop. This is all on tape. I've seen it right, right, right, right. You got out of the car right looked up Saw billboard for neighbors, too You held a gun to your head Dropped your pants and screamed into james cordon's camera on the dash cam I'm masturbating to the image of zack effron Not seth rogan who is prominently featured on this billboard Standing next to his comily co-star rose burn who was delightful and bridesmaids Which by the way i've seen five times And i'm a huge huge fan of jud apatow as a producer not a director I thought the first season of girls was some of the best producing work Jud apatow has ever done. Did he do girls as a but i am specifically masturbating to zack effron My question eddie is why don't you like woody guthrie? It's amazing how these you know the newspapers get get it to the world like that. Well, it's caught on tape Oh, it's caught on tape. You're a good james cordon fan, but oh my god Oh my god, I wish that woody guthrie. I wish that woody guthrie Could have met james cordon because what a you know, you know that that is a tragedy when woody guthrie wrote a song with About donald trump's father. That's that's true. Tell us about that. Did he did he slam him? He lived in one of his buildings in queens true. Yes true This just came out of was he a slumlord? And yeah, he was a slumlord and he wrote about what a racist he was I'm not making it up. You can now. What are the odds that woody guthrie? Would be a big lou garrick's fan He was a And and what are the odds that woody guthrie would die from? He didn't die from lou garrick's disease though. Did he no he died from he died or disease? He's That's good. That's good. I think especially since singer outlived him No, but you know his son arlo guthrie has the same disease and he's still alive. It's what was his disease It's all arlo arlo guthrie has that I believe so you can get anything you want, but a cure for parkinson That was a low blow and i'm sorry about that Excuse me for one second The gay title for alice's restaurant For alice's restaurant. I don't know. I just know that it's one of uh chris christie's favorite films Oh, I I miss your chris christie job. What a piece of shit and that really shows you like, you know The scum trump is like to have chris christie By the way, they got rid of that. Huh? Like what was the the internet went nuts about christie standing behind trump? Yeah, he was standing behind him that became and then trump was pissed because all the trump steaks were gone And Hey, I had a fucking cupcake here Red velvet my favorite where the fuck is it frank has written about 500 christ christie is fact I love it. Has he lost some weight though christie. He's lost. He's had some surgery He's out. I'm sure he's had the surgery two or three tons, but you can it doesn't show He had a he had his a dignity removed in a lap that surgery They when that when when he got weighed a few years ago, the doctor just said you weigh as much as battery park Sorry about that everybody. I didn't want to go out on that but I got You know why it's called battery park. Why just a bunch of dildos That was worse than mine How are we doing on time? Last question and then last question. Okay, dr. Ben Carson was your twins. You were were simi's twins with your Yeah, I don't like to talk about it. Tell me about your Uh, tell me about your twin sister and address claims that ben karson separated you from your twin sister And that you and she were attached at the genitalia Do you still keep in touch with your twin sister? And is she still a segment producer on the steve harvey show? Can I let frank answer that one? Be very happy to uh To answer that well anything involved with steve harvey. Yeah, I is good from our family. She um, uh Does work on the steve harvey show and uh, she read my packet And said yeah, I don't really think you're right for this and i'm is logo the gay network. Um, it is when I watch it Is logo the gay network? Yeah, I'll tell you what's gay a river runs through it Kidding, I don't even know why I said that. So if you just thought that was funny If you want to submit a writing sample to logo frank, uh, what do you have to give them instead of a pack? A package you have to give them. Yeah, I guess a package. I don't know they love packages a fudge packet Oh a fudge packet. Okay. Wow. Why are you doing this? What the fuck I like to quiz frank to make sure this is as you get older you're you haven't reached my age yet Okay That you have to test each other to make sure that you still have it. You still have it. You still have it. Okay All right, let's listen. Let me just say from the bottom. Let me just say Honestly, this did not turn out You know, I was you know when you said this is honest when you said I you've got questions from Listeners, I was like, this is fucking great. Some people know Some people know I am out there They actually have those are for me and then I get this those were real your fucking jokes That I you know what I mean. It was but I did I did enjoy myself I'm glad you did because I gotta be honest with you I was hoping maybe I you know the mistake we made is this is right before your show at caroline So you're you know, you want some reserve energy. I do but this I you know I was one of your first fans and you were my muse disappointed in me. I'm really just not Yeah, you know, well, I don't blame you I I love you so much, you know, you you were I mean and frank talk about how great eddie is Seriously, that is so funny the way like you had nothing more to say. I don't know what to say about any Frank help me out. How great is he? I have no fucking idea I'll I'll say this eddie is probably the greatest talent in the business who will talk to me Thank eddie pepper chart everybody. Oh, thank you Thanks, Davey