 Dang government employees use COVID as an excuse to do whatever they want. I swear Well the COVID party is over people I mean, I don't need COVID relief I need some kind of child relief by sending these dang kids back to school for good this time They have served the dark will of Persian kings for 500 years I mean these poor kids lost the capacity to even count to 10 at this point. We already have a backup plan We can just wait for another code to go red and I for one have high Expectations of our public school system and when Phoenix performs another murder death kill We'll know exactly where to pounce Like I expect kids to be able to count at least as high as the number of digits they have including their feet That's 20 people and for dudes possibly 21 Great plan. Thank you That way they can at least participate in playing blackjack The world you live in is just sugar coating top. There is another world beneath it. Oh my goodness little John He's got blackjack real world and if you want some better learn How do you know Well after taking off his shoes to count his toes He pulled down his pants pointed to his crotch and excitedly yelled 21 Nothing to look at it. Come back to work everyone Don't act like you're not impressed But wait, then little jane got excited after taking off her shoes to count her toes Boy That escalated quickly I mean that really got out of hand fast. She jumped up pointed to her crotch But then sadly proclaimed only 19 It jumped up a notch. It did didn't it? however It turned out little johnny actually had 23 and therefore busted I know it's difficult for you But please stay here I'm trying not to do anything stupid Little johnny protested proclaiming numbers stop at 21 All right, hold on. I try and find my balls for god's sakes one Two and three. Okay. I'm okay Nothing's higher than my 21st digit. Dang it enters Rome like a conquering hero What does he come to? My teacher told me so just before she went on covet relief permanently I think he could do very well