 Fuck me, EA! Madden24! Josh Allen on the cover! Load the wagon! This is like Christmas for me, boys! Madden24 is out. This is my very first look at the game. Let's go over everything. First impressions, it says load the wagon right when you log in. I could think of about a thousand things that that means that EA doesn't intend. And I'm excited to see that every time I load the game. Normally, I would share my account info for a free pack, but, hey EA, you can ligma. Let's go! I love it, Josh Allen's on the cover. I'm not gonna lie, I thought it was gonna be either Joe Burrow or Justin Jefferson, but Josh Allen's pretty fired too. Look at this! You're telling me that I'm in with Saint Brown has Acrobat? I am five seconds into Madden24 and I already have a stupid bug right in front of me. So does he have Acrobat when he shouldn't? Or is this just a visual bug? I don't know, but EA, you're off to a great start, buddy. I'm incredibly excited that Madden is out. That means football season's about to start, but I wanna be realistic too. Electronic Arts isn't exactly known for putting out the best product. That's a stretch. I'm gonna take an approach I've never taken before. We're gonna start with franchise. I usually start with Ultimate Team. Let's make our own little league here. We'll use the active roster and let's do a fantasy draft. Fred Warner is still the best user in the game as he should be. 86 speed Super Star X Factor. That's gonna be my very first pick. With my second pick, I'm taking Nick Chubb. You honestly can get a lot of good halfbacks late in franchise, but let's go. I'm gonna take my quarterback. This is definitely a reach, but I want Justin Fields. Grab ourselves a 6-4 young wide receiver in Michael Pittman. I'll take Cam Jordan here. He's old, but he's Super Star. Let's go Harrison Smith, load up on the old vets. Grab a little O-line. Now let's sim out the rest. I'm excited to see the actual gameplay. Got Justin Fields at QB, Nick Chubb at halfback. We got a rookie. He's gonna be a dog. Michael Pittman got Trey McBride at tight end. We got Chase Claypool on defense. Fred Warner, ooh, we got Tyree Wilson at other rookie. Randy Gregory, Harrison Smith, Cam Jordan, Kater Coho, ooh, my secondary's a little questionable. Cameron Dantzler, I don't wanna get my hopes up, but the game is running a lot more smoothly. We'll start with target passing. Justin Fields, this is your opportunity to beat the running back allegation. Position your QB and time your passes to destroy as many targets as possible. So if I threw it, now I'm just so confused. Okay, so let's rifle this through that, yo, what? Oh, I'm starting to understand. If I hit Michael Pittman on this deep dig, I might be able to hit two at once if I time this right. Maybe. Holy shit, I'm ass. Perfect, right? Hey, there we go. I didn't even get a medal. Okay, let's do something that even a brain dead monkey could do, nothing fancy. Oh, I got Tommy Trembl on the blocks. This is truly brain dead monkey shit because that safety literally can't catch me. Dude, could you cheese these mini games? Since this is my own team, right? Could I technically sub in my slowest shittiest safety as my starting safety, and then it would sub that safety in to the mini game? Oh, Fred Warner. Like dude, I don't want Fred Warner out there tackling. Luckily, Nick Chubb's a dog and just stiff arm two on the play. Numbers on the jerseys look a little cleaner. I'm still trying to adjust to it, but they, ah, get in. Looks like I have a multiplier. Every time I get in that end zone, I'm getting a multiplier. The spin is probably not the move to go with that Nick Chubb. I don't know why I did that. Shit, I clicked too fast, but I did get a silver medal that time. All right, sim to the regular season. It all looks very similar. Set the season goal, draft class, opening day keys. Week one, Lions take on the Chiefs. I can't wait for that game, man. If we can get a stunner, be the Chiefs. Ooh, now that looks nice. That presentation right here is a lot better than before. This is a lot cleaner. By the way, on MMG Live, I have a 32-man franchise. The draft is August 20th at 7 p.m. Eastern. So if you wanna join, make sure you're there. That's on MMG Live. We'll be keeping up with that franchise. That shit looks fire. We got a rain game. Whenever there's a new Madden, I always start whipping out the same plays I always ran in the last Madden. A lot of times they don't work the same, but Hapak Stretch still looking strong. Let's see if we can't roll out and hit Pittman D. How's the rollout looking? Well, that's looking nice. Good laser. Nick Chubb with a nice route. Michael Pittman's got so much size on that DB and that single coverage. Let's give him a high ball and see how it goes. Pittman! There's Pittman. Open in the middle, nice catch. Justin Fields, you know what I want you to do, right? You know what I want, Justin. Justin Fields is into the end zone for our very first touchdown of Madden 24. First impressions are solid. I love the minigames. Franchise isn't too much different. I never expect it to be too much different. And I know why. It's because EA doesn't make any money from franchise. Check out Ultimate Team. And for playing last year, I have a loyalty reward fantasy pack and I have a season one starter pack. It's always fun to see what the new pack animation is too. So why don't we start out right here? Each round you get to choose one or more items as your reward. I'm pretty used to that. Ooh, Cordero Patterson to start us out. He's an 80 overall. That's the core elite animation. I really like this black background. That's kind of fire. I like that. Animations mid. I'm not gonna suck the soul out of its cock. Looks like they're probably gonna be all 80 overalls. Jared Goll. Yeah, I don't want Jared Goll as my Ultimate Team, Cordero Patterson. Cordero Patterson last year was such a good half-back. But no, I'm gonna end up getting whatever half-back I want. Let's get Christian Kirk. 81 speed? That's a little slow for Christian Kirk. 5'11", 200. He's looking ultra-mid and a season one starter pack. God, Madden, what the fuck is up with this, man? This is an Xbox Series X. You got no excuses for this. Watch what happens when I click X to go to Field Pass. Just watch the lag on this. Chest from Field slowly dissipates into a ghost. Three seconds later, you've got Laramie Tunzel. Field Pass seems pretty straightforward. You earn players and coins as you move up. I'm surprised there's already house rules. Make every play count with 20 yard first downs. You'll need to utilize your X-Factors to get value from every play. Once you call a play, it'll be on cooldown. Hey, I love that. Those are always the best house rules, so nobody can just cheese the hell out of one single play. And here's our squad. It looks like it gave me some Lions players since I selected Lions. I've got Hutchinson, Amin, Russ, CJ, Gardner, Johnson. I can't stress this enough, though. Watch me click Settings and watch this game lag as if I just loaded an 8,000 FPS big titty mod, Settings. One, two, three, four, five. What the fuck? I did pre-order the deluxe version of this game, and I have yet to receive my packs for that. We got Jalen Ramsey for the season one. I would definitely like to figure that out. Pre-order rewards don't work, but luckily EA still found some juice in the servers to let me buy Madden Cash. What are the odds? This is a Star Elite bundle. 11 times Star Elite packs, 182 plus, 284 plus. I haven't seen a single overall on anybody, and I'm kind of excited. Our first pack of Madden 24. Our very first player Madden 24, Mackay Bekdon. I don't mind that. Our first elite is Frankie Lovoo, and we move on to Avante Maddox. I'll take it. That pack animation goes kind of hard, man. I like this. I like this black theme, though. Cedric Wilson and Colby. Sorry, bud. I'm a casual, ooh, a little headliners player. Harold Granderson. Similar animation to last year. It's kind of lazy, EA. All right, so headliners just back out. Ryan Tana Goats, Danny Dives, and Charlie Hewlett. Next up on the list, Ben Powers, Roger McCreary, and Jeremy Banks. Nothing too special. There's a couple of 80s so far. Who's giving me the first big pull of Madden 24? We get Ryan Neal here, and David Edwards. Xavier McKinney, elite down the middle is Taylor Decker. I'll take all the Lions players I can get. Another elite down the middle, this one is a platinum elite, Bobby O'Karrique. Jaylen Hyatt. Are we getting all these elites down the middle? Look at that, a platinum again. Poty White here. The Platinum's a real nice when you're starting your team out, dude. Those raw coins. Curious, dude, it's every elite down the middle, Slatman, it's an 81 overall. Also got Cedric Tillman, solid rookie, been really good in preseason. Kaderill Hodge, dude. Is it intentionally an elite down the middle every time? Ooh, double up. Duvall Bentley and Rashawn Gary, that's our best pull so far. Now it's the topper, which is 284 overall. Wait, wait, wait. It's an 82 plus, an 84 plus, and an 84 plus. Let's start with the 82 plus. Let's see what we got, baby. Our 82 plus elite player is an 82 on the dot. Logan Wilson. Now for the big boys. The 84 overall is a better. We start with Brian Burns. 84, he's gotta actually be nasty. An 80 speed, six, five left end at the start of Madden Ultimate Team. That's gonna be real good. Moki, I'm sad to see training come back. I think the whole idea of upgrading players and having to pay to put abilities on them is total, is fucking horseshit. He should just let me just do whatever I want. Plus that whole system's clunky and slow, but whatever, we got an 84 plus. And it's 84 on the dot. Just take the plus away. If you're gonna, you're gonna cuck me. You're gonna bend me over. At least give me a glass of wine first. Maybe take me out to dinner. Cause I like to be wind and dined before you fuck me, EA. 84 plus, my ass. My dick and balls. Thrown in my best lineup out of what we got. We're a 78 overall with Danny Dimes at QB. I did not get a single half back. So we got Chris Rodriguez, just repping back there. Got Christian Kirk, Michael Thomas and Jacobi Myers though, on defense. We got feeling Ramsey, Logan Wilson, Juwan Bentley, Ocarike, Ryan Neal, Brian Burns. Bro, I don't know if it's Madden 24 if I gotta go get a new monitor, but that shit is so pixelated. It looks horrible. I love the requirements here. Win the game, don't lose the game. These servers are just shot. Our very first pass of Madden. Can I always roll out with Danny Dimes if needed? Ooh, look at X. Can you hit that, Danny Dimes? That's a hell of a throw! You dog! Danny Dizer! Jacobi Myers comes down with it. Not a bad debut at all. Let's go with a dive. Let's get Chris Rodriguez in there. Let's go. Let's see what kind of push we get on the old line. Good little half back dive, Rodriguez. Does not get in. Let's start on cover three. We'll see how that goes. Throws to the half back, uh-oh. Ooh, shit, I'm getting... Dude, that hit stick is so awkward. It's got a star wide receiver out here. I'm just under it, but a great break up. We're gonna send a Blitz here. Okay, he'll throw short again. Let's go low on the tight end. Great tackle. Does he throw short again? Oh, he throws in the middle! I'm gonna try and play. I ran a lot last year. Sam Will Blitz. He's got nothing. We're in his face. Let's go! Let's turn over on Downs. And he's gonna quit. Danny Dines, master class. All right, that's a good taste of ultimate team. What about superstar mode? I'll be John Madden. I went to UCF. I'm a lefty. I'm black, baby. This is a white guy with black skin. Compete in the combine. Get drafted and become the next NFL superstar. Yo, I'm in the crib. Look at me, dude. I'm sitting in my hotel room playing some dog shit game. What is that dog shit game I'm playing up there? Yo, sir. Look at your local SoundCloud rapper just out there spitting bars and lifting bars. What is this shit? All right, I think I'm doing, ah, shit. I was not a rep. Coach ain't counting that one. Come on! They wanted 12 to 16 out of me. Don't do me like this! Come on, you got more in the tank. Oh, shit. I keep half-repping like a little bitch. Come on, come on. Come on! You got more in you! Yo, where's my spotter? And that last rep was a rep that should have been 12. Yo, I got the dreads, but I'm balding up there too. 40-yard dash, run by smoothly alternating actions. Let's go, John Madden. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Yo, I'm kind of a fast QB. Wait, no, I'm slow as shit. So I just, I'm just spamming A, and I fucking launched. Hey, yo, what the fuck? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Without leaving the pocket, time your throw base and receivers out in order to complete the pass within the hotspot. Ooh, little Madden mobile here. All right, that one should be easy. In that spicy out route, you better catch that shit. Take a wheel route from, from Bijan. Money, money throw. Let's put him right in the dead center of this one. One, two, dead center. Ooh, oh, I got Dave Flowers on a big one. Ooh, I don't want to mess this up. Last money. That's money, what a bomb. Well, this is about what we expected to see from Capri today. No heads returned by this performance, but it's hard to imagine his draft stock taking a hit either. I'm just going to bomb the piss out of this interview. Here we go. What Pittsburgh stealer running back pulled in the immaculate reception? It was Franco Harris. I'm going left beyond mouth. Southern City has hosted a record 11 Super Bowl. I genuinely have no idea. I feel like Houston is definitely the wrong answer. So let's go with that. How many defensive backs are in the field if a defense is in dime? I'm going to say 10. What member of the Rams greatest show on turf team was on the cover of Madden 0-3? Tori Holtz. Four touchdowns plus three successful PATs plus two field goals. 33, let's go 30. Good God, I'm CJ Stroud out here. I'm getting that cognition test. Zero out of 10, correct. Let's go. After seeing what you did in the combine, I knew I had to reach out. I had a four foot six inch broad jump. Broad time. That was my broad jump. Yo, I'm round two. Yo, I wasn't even in the first round. Holy shit, I am a fraud. The Rams are picking me up though. Yo, pre-season and we got all the starters in. Ooh, that's a nice corner route and a laser. Cooper, go deep buddy. Make it easy on me, Coop. Holy shit, that was a dog shit ball. Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go. Use those, use those. Everyone, you little bitch. No blitzing, Joey Bosa. Oh, look at why. Backs, oh, what a throw. They're scared of the wheels. Go. I only get to play one quarter as a rookie. So if the first quarter ends, I don't go back in. I'm really liking this play right here. This little Rams flood concepts. Looking crispy. That, that corner route is just money right now. Who gon' stop me? Let's go have back. Pull a dump ball. Let's let Kami Akers do some work. Ooh, Bosa's. Bosa wants my ass. Ooh, wait a minute, Madden. Why am I so quick like that? Oh, it's that 40 yard dash time. Oh no, not a lot of time left. This is our last play. Oh no. Go. I'm just fucking airmail. Dude, I threw that ball to act. That was the Cooper Cup. He threw it about 10 yards. Now I'm gonna be honest, I have literally no idea what this is, but this is the final mode. Superstar showdown. Play solo ranked matches against other superstars. It's like Superstar KO is completely gone. Is this like some variation of the yard? This is kind of wild though. Look at this field, man. Uh-oh, I am not clamping. Yay. Is he gonna target me? How ball too long? Holy shit, we're shitting on him. What kind of route is this? Oh no. Oh no, I'm so scared of messing this up. Oh, see, I knew I wasn't gonna make that tackle. Probably do the same thing. Let's go for the tackle this time. Hey, it worked. Wait, no, it didn't. Yes, it did. Christian McCaffrey and Jalen Ramsey here. Fuck it, we ball. Hey, I got the pass off. Is that Ramsey? Oh my God, I completed that. All right, we're gonna go quick one out to McCaffrey. Get a little juke into McCaffrey. Wanna throw? McCaffrey's not in though. Ah, we're right there. Oh my God, you can run the ball in this? I had no idea. Let's go. McC- That was a horrible play call. How could that have ever worked? All right, let's see if he's trying with Tyree Kill here. Oh, he does? Nope. Ah, hey. Oh, I can switch off and be Ramsey. Yeah, I'd way rather do that. Think I trust Ramsey over myself. Fourth and goal, keep up the end zone. Oh, I'm there, good. Dude, I just gotta go yard. Fuck it, we ball. Go up Ramsey. Oh, damn. I'm baiting. Shit. I looked at that corner up for a second and got done up. Hey, big lurk. What happens if I house it? Whoa, I'm gonna house it. Wait, what happens? What happens here? I got a one point steal. Ramsey gets big on top. I have a one point lead here. I'm just gonna rifle this to Ramsey. That cover doesn't look like he can get to it. Go, don't pick it off. Let's go. Oh, I'm there. I'm there. Dude, I am just clamping. Come on. Let's go. Sex haver. Is that first one to a certain amount of points though? I'm there. I'm there. No, you didn't. Okay, he dropped it though. Ah, can I get a safety? I can get a safety shit. Shit. I did that again. That was stupid. Oh, McCaffrey. Secure catch, good. Dude, I think we win the game if I score here. Go, McCaffrey. Gotta get a spin. Good move. Oh man. Fun for a grand total of one game to be honest, but it was pretty dope. I actually enjoyed that. That was a good time. All right boys, that concludes my very first Madden 24 video. The 20th is my fantasy franchise draft and the 28th is the very first episode of Wheel of Mine. I can't wait for that. I love you boys. Thanks for watching as always and I'll see you boys soon. Peace.