 Yeah girl Jenna, people have been tweeting this at me nonstop because back a while ago I did some hot glue crafts from 5 minute crafts. Who by the way can we talk about how they have 50 million subscribers? Do you know how many hours it took me to make that hat in those shoes on this channel that has the audacity to call themselves 5 minute crafts? Nothing on this channel, permit? We're in this for the long haul bud, it's not going to take 5 minutes, we already know it's a lie. There's many videos of people doing things like this on the internet where they see these terrible life hacks and or crafts and then they actually do one. But people were tweeting this jean chair at me nonstop because you know I will make it! What makes me genuinely angry about this is that this craft assumes that you have four identical pairs of jeans. On top of that this person is adhering them together with staples which I don't know if you've ever been like 8 years old before but you can't just staple everything together. It doesn't work. I know for a fact that this is not really going to work and they never really show you how they make this center part stay together. They show you how they close the legs and staple them next to one another. But like assuming you follow these instructions you should just have an empty hole right here and then she sits in it and it's like a chair. I don't know about you but I've stuffed a pillow or like made something with stuffing before. We bought 30 pounds to have this have structure to be a chair and I bought four pairs of jeans from TJ Maxx because it was the only place I could think of that realistically had four similar pairs of jeans that weren't expensive as hell. Like who is this craft for? Who is this chair for? Only person I can think of that this chair is for. Who else would spend money to actually make this? It's just me! I desperately want to know who runs this channel. I just want to talk. I just want to talk. You have 50 million subscribers. Who are you? Who is filming these? Are they going to be at VidCon? Like can I go meet them? Who are these actors in these crafts? Where do they film? Here? Russia? Where are they? Is there any dialogue or is it all just music? No it's all just music and DIYs and I think when I made the video doing the hot glue crafts I think they had like 20 million subscribers or something. They've effectively doubled their subscribers in like a year and a half. They upload like a thousand videos a day. This must be a very large production. I honestly selfishly want to know who thought of that because I feel like we would get along. The jean chair? Yes! As horrid and terrible and awful as it is it kind of fucking rules and I kind of want it. I'm going to make it. I've got four pairs of jeans. One is the size smaller than the others because you can't just find mad jeans that are the same without spending a fortune and 30 pounds of batting in a stapler. So let's do it. I have so many questions. How are they staying curved? How are they standing up? I think... They let me get it pressed into a corner. Yeah I think that the shape of the chair is contingent on it being against a corner. Yeah if you put that thing on an open floor it would collapse. Right? What's going to happen when we get to the middle? How are we going to make it all stay together? It sucks. I know we shouldn't make it but I'm going to make it because you guys asked me to and honestly that's all it takes at this point so let's go. This is the best I could do. Who just has four of the same pair of jeans that they're willing to turn into a jean chair? This much money you could buy a chair. Even if it wasn't the dumbest and ugliest thing ever literally no one I've ever known has four pairs of jeans period let alone ones that they don't want. I have two pairs of jeans. I have like... And I resent both of them for being uncomfortable. I wear leggings. So what was the first step? She staples the ends of the pants. I think she staples the ends and just starts filling them up. For those of you that are out here getting bamboozled by five minute crafts let me just show you really quick just in case you were watching that video genuinely being like hmm I got some jeans in a stapler let me show you. Hello. Five minute crafts. How are you allowed to just post make believe things onto the internet? God this sucks. Look at that. Look at this side. So many staples. Yeah well can we talk about the fact that this chair is going to be sharp? Hello. Like when you sit on it you're sitting on all those staples it's going to hurt. There's like open staples in the chair. It's not for kids. It's not for anyone. Unless they do like one row of staples that's not going to work. It's going to fall apart. I'm getting hot and angry. I'm like in a bad mood. Don't touch it. It's very delicate. I love how they show when they're doing the stuffing too. They're just like putting a little bit in there and being like Tiki these jeans have stuffing in them. Like you have to do a lot. Girls it's not going to hold its shape at all. Are the videos even five minutes? No. Nothing is five minutes. Where do they get the number of five then? Probably started off with something simple and turned into just absolute madness like the rest of YouTube. Damn those legs thick. Do you remember when I filmed the last video those crafts took me like it turned into nighttime like it took me all day and all night. This channel lies non-stop. It's toxic. It's time to stop. Where in five minutes crafts do you see this? Huh? You just got this laying around the house really quick. Just stuffed four pairs of your identical jeans. Yeah, I got 30 pounds of polyfill. I said no one but to win fabrics. Can you move? All right. That's one pair. What are you doing? It just like it feels so wrong to take a pair of jeans and staple them. I think this chair would go really nice in our house just in general. You know, like it could really go in any room. It's just a tasteful chair. Craftsmanship. It's so beautiful. That's my phone. Why did you put that in there? Did you check the pockets? You always got to check the pockets. Why would I check the pockets? Well, who knows? Can I check? Wait. This sucks. It's taking me longer to stuff these than I anticipated. Like my back hurts. They thick. I think they need to have like some give or else they won't bend. But they don't tell you that. They just assume that you're a dumb ass that wants to staple your jeans together. Come here, sit. Sit. Come here, like sit. All right. Well, maybe we're on to something. Here's the second pair of jeans. Oh, you did two? Wait, this one's way thicker. Damn, this one's done. Well, I didn't want to use two. Damn, she got quads in all the right places. This one's like already falling apart at the end. Look at that. This is garbage. Yeah. Are you kidding me? This is not going to stay. Well, all four pants are stuffed. This is like the weirdest murder scene ever. According to five minute crafts, I should just be able to staple it together like this and on the ends and have an incredible chair. I don't think that's going to work, but I'm just going to do it how they said to do it, which is just staple them all together. So the video shows a person coming in and just doing a little of this. It's coming apart already. Julie, stop. I just stapled that. Like knowing that that exists. You're telling someone to sit on this chair when you have stapled it like that together. I need staples. Whoa, they're in this pocket. Here you go. How's it working? Is it going really well with the stapler on denim? It's hard enough as it is to sew denim. Do you need the other one? Yeah. Okay, here. Unfortunately I do. Will you move that so I can... I'm like getting dumber from doing this. Well, here's our semi-completed circle of hell. This is what I think hell looks like. I was trying to add up exactly how much all of this cost to us. So each pair of jeans was like $20. So 20, 40, 60, 80. That 20 pound polyfill was $60. And then if you don't have a stapler or staples, that might be some more. But that's like $140 this cost to make. If you didn't have this laying around, which no one does. No one does, but also $20 for jeans is damn cheap. And this still costs $140. So no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Stop it. It might be silly and stupid, Julian, but don't step on my crotches. Oh, no. So they just like went like this. See, this isn't the part that I'm worried about. This is like, oh my God, four pieces of denim all stapled together. How? How? How am I supposed to get my... Oh. I know what you do right there. It's so sharp. I'm going to cut myself. What? What do you do right there? Put a chair. This is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. Yeah, Julian. It's ugly. It's stupid. It's infuriating. It makes me so angry. That's why it belongs in my house. You know? It's dark out. Shut the hell up. Maybe we should do this up against like a corner like it's positioned. So it's easier. We've made it to the point where this absolutely has to be in a corner in order to work. So we had to push it into this corner before we could finish stapling it because they keep ripping apart because it's not a chair. It's a bunch of jeans stapled together. Just as we suspected though, like how does this all connect? How? They didn't give you any way to connect those in the center. Shit. This is like it's really getting up there with one of the more frustrating things I think I've ever done. I can't. It's like it's testing me. What goes there? What goes there? Staples literally everywhere. Everything keeps coming apart. No one's even sat in it one single time. How can they just post this on the internet? This is a fraud. This is a lie. Oh my god. Should we go get an upholstery stapler? No, that's not the craft. The craft isn't things that make sense. My fucking knees hurt. What's that one doing? If you made them all touch, it wouldn't be an open chair. It would be a closed circle. Mathematically, it makes no sense. Oh, Jenna's gonna lose it. There, that's the money staple right there. Okay, so I think it's ready. We did it. It's beautiful. The craftsmanship. All right, your chair's done. Congrats. I don't think I've ever been more angry. I hate it. It doesn't work. I haven't even sat in it, but like it's gonna fall apart. If we like breathe on it right now, it's gonna fall apart. It's the worst thing in the whole world. And it costs $140 to make. And you know what? Just really quick, I'm gonna flash some chairs across the screen right now. Here are some chairs that cost less than this chair that aren't terrible. It's still going. I could just, I could keep going. Basically every chair ever. What do you say? Should I sit in it? It looks like a molding baseball glove. It is so unbelievably the opposite of like being thrifty or creative. I'm gonna sit in it. And the second I sit in it, it's gonna fall apart. But I'm also going to get staples everywhere. They're everywhere. I know how many staples with this. I stapled it. What? I've never seen you in a physically relaxed position less relaxed than you are right now. You know what? I'm so mad. Why? Because this is fucking comfortable. There's no bottom. Like it's ripping and it's not sewn together. But like if you sewed this, it's honestly kind of sick. The only flaw in this chair is that it was stapled. Because if it was sewn, it'd be kind of fun. Why did they have to staple it? There's a lot of staples. So you guys be very careful. Okay. What do you guys think? You like the chair? Well, it was not five minutes. It was $140, which I will never get back. Don't sabotage me like this. You watched me toil over the creation of this chair. No. My chair. But for where I will sit now. It looks like you're spreading your legs. You think I should just pack this whole thing in a box and mail it to Sophia and I guard? Yeah. She would like it. Yeah. Or actually maybe what we could do with it. We'll fit. Yeah. I was going to say burn it, but I don't think I'll fit. Do you want to sit in it? It can't handle this butt. Just have a seat right there. Just have a seat right there. Okay, Mr. Hansen. Okay. I get it. Oh, no. Julian. No, no, no. It has a foot rest. You're doing that on purpose. No, no, no. You said sit in it. You're doing it. It has a foot rest. Julian. Oh, that's nice. I'm going to actually pass out for a bit. You go ahead. Julian. What did I do? I was offering for you to try it. I didn't want you to actually just sit and destroy it. Can you give me your honest opinion? Yeah. No, it's really comfortable. There's maybe 30% of my body that's touching it. The rest of my body is touching the floor. Why would you do that? What do you mean? Why would you just destroy it? I thought it was my turn. Was this not what I was supposed to do? Ah, stapled. Just went into my back. You deserve a staple to get back. Look how you're sitting on it. That's not how it was intended. Even by stupid five minute crafts and 50 million subscribers. Does your computer log in here, YouTube channel, Julian? The fuck kind of question is that? Hell, yeah, it is. Don't subscribe to Five It. What are you doing? Why are you sabotaging me? Actually, I have an idea. What if we moved it over here? Oh. What? I was just trying to move the chair. Sorry. I'll do it right this time. Let's move it over here. Oh. Oh no. Oh no. What? Move the chair to a better spot so we can appreciate it and live long with it. It looks great. Because I hated the chair a lot. But this is like a living sculpture that I think we should keep. This is an actual piece of art. I have a great idea. Welcome to my fancy home. This is a new set of pieces. Beautiful art. Can I get you a drink? Ah. It goes with the vibe, which is fancy, beautiful, fancy people. I didn't appreciate it as a chair, but I appreciate it as art. Because I am an artsy person. What are you doing? Oh my god. We had a pretty good time here today. It was really hard and frustrating. Listen, okay? You have to sew denim or nothing at all. You can't just staple denim. You know what I'm saying? Well, this is what you all wanted to see from me. I hope you're happy with yourselves. This was very frustrating, very annoying. It was $140. It wasn't worth it. It didn't work. Man, I honestly had a bad time the entire time. Oh my god. It's kind of sick. Make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put on an episode Wednesday slash Thursday. Honestly, I never say stuff like this. But fuck this whole channel.