 be number one until they discovered the border collie was pretty smart and the poodle poodle in german it's not a french poodle it's a german dog poodle the word poodle in german means puddle which meant the poodle was a water was used in hunting waterfowl the other day i was out it was raining out yeah it was raining cats and dogs man i stepped in a poodle no and they bring the balls they come teacup toy miniature and standard the big guys now the standard poodles are used as guard dogs in europe you know i'm i'm not making this up and i heard they're they're quite effective they're not they're not wimpy very smart door and they don't shed it's kind of hypo allogenic for well they shave most of their hair off even if you don't they really don't they really don't like shed i mean from i this is what i was told by poodle owners you know but uh poodle uh yeah they don't you don't feed them strudel poodles that was corny that was a little anyway let us i know we digressed here let us sink our teeth i digress into these readings you know what i mean jelly bean that's what i said cabbage head i always love the cabbage family you know brussel sprouts kale cauliflower broccoli you know what i mean broccoli very good for you if you like it the cruciferous family why they call it cruciferous is beyond me because the vine that they on the floor ground they look like a cross that's why do they cruciferous do they worship it like the kudzu oh by the way oh by the way they worship a lot of there was this right wing religious organization on facebook and and did you know what they had it on the first page they had the picture of the kudzu uh a plant in the in the shape of a cross that was found in i think north or south carolina and people worship it because it was shaped like a cross they do not understand that the cross is not a christian symbol no jesus died on a stake a pole tree tree tree yeah the tree is mentioned several times in the bible that he was crucified on a tree so all those fancy crosses made into jewelry by the orthodox uh churches of europe and the hanging from your neck hanging from the neck so that's all that all stems from a man's mind right uh an artist's imagination well it goes back to uh summer's around 325 and emperor constantine remember he had a dream of the cross and that he would win the battle so he turned the country over to be a christian that was the holy roman empire that's great eventually the the muslims took back turkey and then it became instem bold doikey okay but that was part of the well the ottoman empire and the holy roman empire included the uh where it's there were four holy empires the caledians yeah the uh the ottoman turkey or the person or whatever the hell it was the second one the greek and the roman and daniel had a vision of these four daniel's holy empires yes and in the vision uh later on in the end time and beyond a big rock comes down from heaven and breaks the last empire the roman empire in smithereen into smithereens the rock of course is jesus's empire when he becomes king of kings and lord of lords roman empire deteriorated from within kind of like the united states is doing now is doing now and uh they have they had themselves to blame and then they were overrun and the roman army lost to the uh to tutanik the barbarians of northern europe the the huns like a till it up the barbarians the uh vizikov vizikovs the gods the vizikovs the barbarians yeah the they had the that's the deadly wound in france they there was a tribe called the franks frankies really and then is the hunkies and the germans and it said don't forget the huns hey a tiller a tiller that's right remember respect the tiller remember what his men called him honey okay let us sink your teeth man sink your teeth all right now in in uh new jersey we have such things called county blue walls yes where you cannot buy and sell on something yeah retail is closed like our county correct so this letter is in regard to that and it is also in speaking about religion the writer is subject to the same misunderstanding as those who cry that we must keep christ in christmas no one is trying to force christians to remove jesus from that holiday or to shop on sunday the issue is whether christians have the right to prevent the rest of us and there are more and more of us in the vastly judaeo christian society from enjoying the holiday as we see fit and shopping when we want since some do not believe in the christian god or do not consider the bible as the director of our lives they do his believers no harm in spending sunday in any legitimate way they wish and the suggestion that in so doing we lose god's blessing does not in light of the fact that believers do not share any better than we unblessed cause us concern let the religious of all faiths conduct their lives as they think fit let the non-religious do the same we've had blue they tried to they tried to do away with the blue laws uh uh some time ago or whatever didn't work you know what i say didn't work you know what i say they let people in retail have at least one decent day off during the week where they could spend quality time with their families let them have their sundays off that's what i say the deeper point there is that it is christians behind the blue laws okay and being christians they they believe that it is because of the first day i know i know which is not the true saturday no it's saturday so it's all a garbage in the first place even being a religious idea it's not a christian i mentioned saturday being the the seventh day in the true sabbath to somebody and the guy said to me oh oh are you jewish yes me are you jewish no no i'm not jewish it's it's it's a fact it's in the bible it's a fact it's it's in the i'm sure it's in the um um the jewish um it's not jewish uh jews it's all it's all testament jews are only one tribe but it's all testament no kidding it's one of the laws that jesus gave in leviticus right okay it's the seventh day was the sabbath he finished his work and on the seventh day he rested yeah now jumping not the first jumping ahead into modern technology times that we have now retail people have a miserable job as it is so if they have every sunday off sunday happens to be a good quality day to spend with your family because office people are usually off on the weekends and if they have to work nine times out of ten right retail people have to work saturday because you're looking at the busiest day of the week you're looking at it from a different perspective entirely what you're saying is the blue law was created by the religious right that's correct by the right wing so okay right there's nothing to do with resting from your labor and etc like that no no no it's just that every you know your your family's usually home you know and and retail is a very underpaid overworked miserable career but looking at it from another point of view you're really looking at it from another point of view if they worked on sunday these stores would have to hire more people yeah we've got the people working five days a week and then you got the people working and they're and so that would be good for the economy and people go out and shop on sunday just like they would on a saturday correct but the only poor well then they would get a couple days off during the week which has their pluses like every everybody's open if you want to get stuff done but then again most of the world that works in offices are working so the muslim world works on sunday they do yeah well i mean like i know there's 24 hours in a day it's just a county rule one day is the same as any other 24 hours per day it's just that nobody is around when you have a week day off a lot of your friends are most likely not around you continuously talk at things from the individual point of view yes and that's not what put these laws into effect it was it was right wing fundamental that's correct the mentalist way of thinking they do it because they are wrong in their assumption okay that that is the Sabbath day the first day and it's not that's up to that's where emperor Constantine again got into the act okay all right i agree i agree i agree you're right you're right you're right i know but you know because this doesn't care about your individual point of view they don't care if you're happy thrilled if you if you spend quality time with your family that's great if you get laid the night before that's great they just care about their stinking cash if they did if they did care you think we'd have sweatshops in china and india and bangladesh and etc no we would not eat a sweatshops in latin and in america in latin america okay they're yet in south america i think shockingly i think there's one in argentina which i'm surprised because i always thought argentina and chile were and uruguay were sort of europeanized like yeah after their dictators those countries are all run by dictators now they are i don't know what the the woman in argentina francesca or what she is political corruption is worldwide you know human nature in the united states too hey human nature is worldwide and sin is worldwide and the forces of evil operate worldwide yes but in america these these right wing religious not christians so they believe that they are not sinners if you are they are doing god's work in protecting society from you you baby killer you you demon possessed secular humanists so they could say anything they want yeah it's like it's kind of like the uh the courts of uh uh puritan uh um the puritans of uh massachusetts the salem witch trials yeah you know it doesn't matter if the poor women had counsel representing them it's like what was the one about what they throw you into water and if you drowned you or something if you floated wait a minute floated yeah if you if you either if you sank or floated yeah but didn't they attach weights to your something so in other words you could never float you were guilty no matter what so so the court the court trial was corrupt no kidding it was based on word of mouth one woman's mental illness yeah one one person's opinion versus the the uh the guilty i mean the uh the person charged with being a witch and remember at that time the best minds of the country yeah etc believed that witches are rolled to the black Sabbath on grooms can we all say mental illness you don't think you don't think witches can fly no do you believe in flying carpets uh in the middle east no what about the indian rope trick that we know you don't think they exist sisyphus couldn't even push a rope up a hill let alone going up you know and by gravity here no sisyphus uh was a boulder i think right no it was a rope i think maybe it was a boulder but that's the same that's where they got the term sissy squat and bodybuilding from sisyphus oh yeah it was the same idea that's that's the point okay wonderful UFO buffs and believers in alien encounters are celebrating the cia's clearest acknowledgement yet of the existence of area 51 now they say uh people are saying it's supposedly moved it's not there anymore the top secret whole war test site that has been the subject of elaborate conspiracy theories for decades the recently declassified documents have set the tinfoil hat crowd of us though there's no mention in the papers of UFO crashes black eyed extras extraterrestrials or staged moon landing you know there are gift shops in the deserts of nevada that sell ufo souvenirs uh based on the millions of the big guy yeah with the yeah the guys in the in the uh the plum i mean the eight plant shaped heads the bulb heads yeah they're uh they make a money off area 51 but uh odry hewens an oxford main woman who runs a support group for people like her who believe they have been contacted by extraterrestrials said she suspects the cia is moving closer to disclosing there are space aliens on earth i'm thinking that they are probably testing the waters now to see how mad people get about the big lie and the cover for a long time u.s government officials hesitated to acknowledge even the existence of area 51 the cia history released on thursday not only refers to area 51 by name and describes some of the aviation activities that took place there locates the air force base on a map along the dry groom lake bed i'm not urinating on poor my tea you know i don't think i don't think people would get angry in this day and age about the government keeping secrets i think it's well known that they they know the government always keeps secrets and um you know i don't think they would get like upset i think they would go oh well that's what that's what we expected right all along that the government kept it hidden but in the constitutional makeup of this country might panic i don't know yeah we the people are in charge now how can we be in charge well they don't make correct decisions if we do not have all the information because most americans uh get their information from like prime time media you know so why they see and nobody tells you in the american media that we the people own the country so why aren't we given the truthful information then how can we make sure we're not because those people who are elected think of themselves as elites yeah and they are separate from us hey my grandmother was brainwash used to say all the time can't fight city hall that means what can you do don't even don't even wait don't even try don't even waste your time that's correct go along to get along go along together rock the boat aren't those the adaptive supporters yes they are and are they also sycophants or is that a different no sycophants is more of a deliberate thing you mean an apple polisher an ass kisser brown but adaptive supporters are just very passive people very passive people they don't want to make waves like like like those idiots on facebook that gave me a hard time because our show is so outspoken why do you listen to people like that we are rude we are negative we're negative in their criticisms yeah has any one of them mentioned anything about the contents of the show no they they're very shallow in their nitpicking so they are not to be listened to are they they do not know what they're talking about they don't listen they don't really focus on the content of the show that's correct and i and i i showed you something you're a brother posted my brother about the other day i didn't see it yeah he posted it on the progressive heart hitting truth group is he a member yeah yeah he posted something uh of course defending the right wings right wingers oh jeez the guy gets the newsletter for i don't know the last 20 some years and he has all these ingrained right wing uh fixations i think it has something to do with the body of the bible bible and you know if you know how we're always proving that conservatives do not know the god of the bible yeah well he was kind i think he was kind of defending them well then he should know better than that because if some right winger is going to come against not the bill and debate or argue the bible he's a loser yeah he's a loser of the biggest type yeah we're talking about mr robert isamin the brother of uh i don't know if it's him because i don't know what he would you know want to well he posted something you know it was it was a typical like teabagger answer it didn't it didn't sound like it hold in much water if any but you know brother or no brother or whatever if there's somebody that's postulating right wing crap and he wants to uh you know know what the bible actually says you know he ain't gonna learn it from anybody else but me i mean there's other people that know but you know i think in a face to face i think there are people who i think there are some people out there who deliberately go out of their way to disagree with you in in a public forum forum i think it's out of ego that they they they want to stick their two cents in even though they have nothing to contribute correct a lot of people just want to be and i'm using this word in quotes right they want to dominate you they want to be right over you yes even though they're giving you wrong information look at me i exist i'm here and i'm making my point yeah meanwhile the point is at the top of their heads exactly it also talks about some cool plane though none of them are saucer shaped no what about sausage shaped i like sausages there are some ufo's that they claim are sausage shaped you know really okay should i pick a dildo or just sausage you know there's a gar shaped there's a there's passages in ezekiel i believe don't call me here ezekiel one one or whatever speaks about wheels within wheels really like gears almost wheels within it doesn't actually say they are physical things but the spirit beings that are with them the wheels go with them when they go and etc etc etc and then we and and there's it describes like you would like a spaceship with a lot of windows oh like almost almost like a spiritual chariot is he riding well i don't know if they were to see that's that's the point that's the point you don't know whether you're talking if you're talking spirit beings why are they doing things in a physical vehicle right you know what i'm saying i'm just putting that out there that that should be looked at a little more wheels and wheels and all that stuff that george washington's universities a national security archive used a public records request to obtain the cia history of one of area 51's most secret cold war projects the u2 spy plane program national security archive senior fellow jeffrey richelson first reviewed the history in 2002 but all mentions of the country's most mysterious military base had been redacted so he requested the history again in 2005 hoping for more information sure enough he received the version a few weeks ago with the mentions of area 51 restored the report is unlikely to stop the conspiracy theorists the 407 page document still contains many redactions and who's to say those missing sections don't involve little green men they're not necessarily green but it's not the first time the government has acknowledged the existence of the super secret 8 000 square mile installation president's bill clinton george wabush referred to the location near groom lake in insisting on continued secrecy and other government references date back to the 1960s but richelson as well as those who are convinced the truth is out there are taking the document as a sign of loosening secrecy about the government's activities in the nevada desert the site is known as area 51 among ufo aficionados because that was the base's designation on old nevada test site maps the cia history reveals that officials renamed it paradise ranch hmm what i say they ain't that a place where the boston dudes are at paradise ranch that's the mustang mustang ranch baby bunny um bunny well yeah there's a there's a mustang ranch and um yeah buddy hutch no no they're out there they're outside of of the city of los vegas they're like on the outskirts they're in the in the suburbs in the desert or whatever you can't you can't have advertised um or delos inside of the city of los vegas you can't have that and i i don't think they really allow streetwalkers in los vegas either it's all you know indoors um high tone baby yeah oh they're very expensive from what i hear these health department regulated uh legal bordellos are uh are quite pricey to try to lure skilled workers who can still be seen over los vegas flying to and from the site on on mark beginning with the u2 in the 1950s the base has been the testing ground for a host of top secret aircraft including sr 71 blackbird yeah f 11 7a stealth fighter and a b2 stealth fighter some believe the bases stranglovian hangers also contain adn vehicles evidence from the roswell incident the alleged 1947 crash mexico ufo in new mexico yes and extraterrestrial corpses yeah and the people that were visited by the government in new mexico that were told to get up dummy up or else the cia history mentions an unexpected side effect of the high flying planes high witnesses yeah a tremendous increase in reports of unidentified flying object unidentified frying objects flying oh flying i'm not shining right okay the report notes that the u2 and ox cart planes which flew higher than civilians believe possible accounted for half of the ufo sightings during the 1950s and 60s this makes a good back scratch it's a likely story said stanton freedmen itself described ufologists from canada the notion that the u2 explains most sightings at the time is utter rot and baloney what rock and baloney rock oh rush r o t a rock rush like something's rotten in Denmark something's rotten in nevada can the u2 sit still in the sky no no make right angle turns in the middle of the sky no take off from nothing no the u2 can't do any of those things yeah that this is if u2 can't do any of those things that's not the explanation okay it's not the u2 get the white get the hell away from me you little monsters you're bothering me it's wc fields healing kids oh by the way the uh the inductee this week into the chisels hall of shame which is mcdonald's uh issuing the um issuing uh um their employees jp morgan chase debit cards as uh as a way of i i assume extracting their pay do you think this is the way these mcdonald's employees have to get their money and every time they do it they have to pay a fee mcdonald's is also guilty because they don't want to pay a higher minimum wage and and all you see is mcdonald's franchises you see the mcdonald's people outside there there's mcdonald's all over the place yeah they don't want to they um they're definitely making making money hand over fist and uh and by the way the mcdonald's hamburger is only a fraction beef now getting back a lot of hamburger helper mysterious uh unhealthy and pink slime perhaps not perhaps toxic hamburger helper in in a mcdonald's hamburger so shame on you hall of shame jp morgan chase of course and mcdonald's corporation now i don't like them i never getting back to the big mac going up 400 by the stupid politician has said that yeah uh if they raise the minimum wage lies they tried that in australia and it only raised the cost of a big mac by six cents and guess what the minimum wage is in australia 16 dollars an hour 14 dollars and change 14 and change well that's probably the accurate minimum wage maybe in australia but you know what the accurate women minimum wage should be in the united states based on the cost of living based on my figures what 28 dollars and change if you're if you're taking into account the cost of rents no you don't do it that way mortgage groceries you mean again again you're you're you're saying that they should care about you they don't what the fuck is this well ain't billy better not be him he isn't it funny that last saturday some some prick called at the same time somebody trying to sabotage our show progressive discussions well they know that actually we see they did the same thing i hear somebody well that means it's a sale then you must have maybe for someone else to move you know what anyway let's take a break yeah it's time right here it's time for the Rev. Dr. William J. Eisenman's gastronomic delight known as lunch and we will be back