 So but just for clarification is everybody seen Toy Story 1 2 3? Yeah, I'm not seen 3. Oh I've probably seen one a really long long time ago I'll pick up what they're selling. I was gonna say I don't know that You need to know much everything's the same except that is there any new characters for you that probably? Well They didn't pick up anybody from the Wait, what about what about the the toys that that girl had in her house? I guess they're part of the group aren't they? Oh, hey, do we get to know them yet? I Don't know. No, really. I'm not sure. I imagine this film functions just fine without having seen three to be honest Yeah, I've probably seen one and two but like way way back what I will say and I've heard this from a lot of people is a Lot of people if they don't like three they still like it's ending Okay, the way three is Andy gives all of his toys in a big box to a little girl who's like playing and it's supposed to symbolize sort of like hand me down That it's her generation now and that the toys will make her happy sort of thing and the toys are all happy about it You know Andy's growing up And so that and I think that makes for a good bookend for Toy Story. It's like, yeah, of course That's what toys are for But then they made a fourth one I can see the problem So, yeah, they've said this is the last one for sure now, right? Well, I'm pretty sure I read that Tom Hanks has said something along the lines of like he's hanging up the stirrups of Woody's not playing Tom Hanks says he's given up on it. It's like, yeah If he's not doing it, you can't make I imagine they guilt him into it be like loads of children. What this Tom? You're gonna say I don't know. I've got a lot of respect for Tom Hanks. He seems like a really nice dude I don't know. Yeah, if I was Tom Hanks at that age, I'd just I would have fuck you money at that point That's it I'm all right. I thought it would be higher cuz yeah, but maybe he just spins a shit-turn lives like a player. Oh wait What was the length of yours, Mel? Please don't die. I wasn't prepared for the question We're too cynical for you movie you can't penetrate our dark hearts This logo actually meant something when this thing in front of a movie Actually, I remember being a kid and being like this was a perfect tonal introduction to being like yay Disney But as an adult it's just like you Pete you rat I know what you're up to Pixar is still like not fully tainted, but man, I don't really like that much Look at how good the animation is It's Balls as funny because when when you're a kid you watch like toaster one you're like, oh, this is the most realistic shit ever And it's like yeah No, yeah that you watch back on toaster one is very noticeable and you're like, huh Weird how that works. Wait, I thought she was unable to move properly Like she had a lot of Full moment. I could have sworn that her whole thing was she had a bottle I miss cowboy camp all because of my stupid hat Why they're making her like more important again when they Why do you think she's gonna be a man for this movie Remember how she matted all the time. It's not like Jesse was that character That's what I mean because I know that they she's a main character in this movie So that's what I'll see what the fuck are you doing out there, buddy? Oh So issue he just moved like Four inches when the extension is like two meters. It's like that would have flung him so far forward man. He's strong Is no yeah, the slinky would bend like crazy before they could do that How the fuck did she not notice? I Wouldn't even close probably Well in that box right now and just get her out It's time for the next kid, but isn't she was from the little girls room was she yeah, she was even standing there. What's Kids lose their toys every day Not care about all of your friends. No, yeah Also, the newest rose like oh wait, that's not that's Andy's time Wow Just some bitch Jesus Christ, Woody also quite like She okay, so she was always intending to leave and she just decided yeah once they put me in a box You want to say goodbye? So rushed wow are you gonna explain that to everyone else? So yeah, Bo peep just said a fuck y'all You might want to try a better hiding spot. I Just like to point out that in the toy store universe sex dolls are alive Like a plastic fork that's alive. Yeah How the fuck does that change the rules of this world? Oh my god? No, think of all the plastic forks that just get Exactly it's just like what constitutes a toy if I stick like a button or something on my Kind of did that in three when they had mr. Potato head hack himself into a pancake remember or whatever it was I I've really got a feeling of this was over This world is actually rather nightmare It's a chair that's alive, but they what chairs are Oh He's in the back No play with you No, I don't want to get me too. I don't my first take in a garden I'm too young for this shit Also, why would the moving lunchbox be any weirder than the moving cowboy? Oh That's the fucking for That's just racist so many questions So you are not only my child you are my creator That's a vice no one looking after the new child that just came in like even the right I'm gonna go to those normal children who already know what's going on. Also movies like Joker It's about the failure of the system You can buy this thing and it's just like the Crappist toy ever it's literally this like you have to pay lots of money for it all What if because she's a kindergartner making it the toys like kill me It's like a sad retarded baby that you kind of want to just put down, you know Finally What he was like you need so would look after you kid to God just like so what he meant by that was put It's a crap shit on a table. Okay Come alive That is actually fucking Bonnie made a friend in class No, no, she literally a new friend. Hey, it's okay. Come on out. That's it Creepy Let's get you out of there Oh This is what I mean, though What if you stuck some googly eyes on that bag over there? Does it become alive with the zipper for its mouth or something? It has no mouth no arms no legs. Oh Jesus Christ. Oh Parts have to fall off before it's not alive anymore. I know this is a little strange Trust me oh It's desperate to become a part of the trash again, that's its life's purpose. It's horrifying Terrifying my potential level. I'm oh my god. This is worth So much got nothing on there. Yeah She had the biggest smile on her face. I wish you could have seen it. Don't force a smile Joker Oh Well, how would forky noted how the fuck would it have gone there and how does the fork know to play like a toy? What does he have? How would she know it's like how a baby knows how to gasp for air when it's born or no No, because they establishes a toy story once some toys are actually out of where that they're supposed to be toys. Oh, yeah In fairness people establishes one of the potential plot holes Yeah, well, I mean it doesn't help this movie though What is this is disturbing with our new net is really creepy Woody's these don't woodman stop it Who wants to go on Seriously, how could you possibly keep this going come on? You need help with him on the road trip no no no I got it you can't possibly do this We know because so you could argue that the law is that whenever a human looks at them They lose the ability to move or speak But that's not true either because of sin Yes, yeah, this is ridiculous. What this is the story. He's desperate to be in a bid Why is this your choice for toy story for all right, so it wants to be trash guys Look at all these characters that we're not learning anything about Yeah, but the fork but the retarded fork with the retarded Also, this child is extremely easy to please I Will give it to them that it's a child, but holy fuck This is like not funny this is Wasting my time we haven't heard much from the other characters Well, we know a bit about Woody for key and Bo Peep. I wonder who this film is gonna be about But it's like what about these other characters that were attached to you know, then we've been attached to for 20 years It's not it's not their story. It's this fucking folk story. Oh What he just kills the fork in the end snaps his neck. I Don't remember it being this hard Really dude, you're ever the first three movies You were nearly murdered in a horrible You would What the hell's light you've been trying to prevent a stick from what I'm going into a bid and it's apparently the hottest thing ever Okay, so the only reason that he wants to protect for key is just because it Bonnie is happy or happy even though she'll literally fucking forget he exists in a day. Yeah Wow Let him die Yeah, maybe asshole when he was this is the plot of Toy Story 1 Do you know how far away does it's already? Yeah, I was gonna say talking Okay, it's fucking God for a toy. That's a long distance to go We're gonna go back find where over years then it's to go five miles in the other direction You'll get lucky and find him and then you'll hitch a ride or some shit. I'm sorry I'm gonna walk five miles. Come on. I like how he's calling out for kiss up. Why would forky answer? He doesn't want to he doesn't like If you saw a fork he was like stuck so I guess he wanted to help get non-stuck because you have Bonnie's name written On the bottom of your sticks. Why do I have Bonnie's name? My sticks you get turned into a toy when someone writes their name on you Kimbo day would have William write his name on the bottom of his foot and boom your slave your Bonnie's toy You are going to help create happy memories that will last for the rest of her life Huh what happens when she dies? Oh, it's fucked up. It's weird. Yeah Like it or not Well right now it's to make sure So how retarded is this thing he seems to be reasonable, but he has a desperate desire to be in a bin So he thought Andy's room was a planet. Wow Thanks for making it depressing it was a much higher note in Toy Story 3 Open a new story and who knows what would happen for these toys Now he's like it's pretty depressing if you think about it's like no shut the fuck up That's how Bonnie feels which she's with you she does yes She's trash. I get it now. I'm Bonnie's trash. Yes. Wait, what? Without me what we gotta get going. She needs me. Yeah. Why was that simple? Okay, his existential crisis is over Imagine if one guy just went out in the street and saw this They made really good time for toys They actually walk in most of the way for key. Look Bonnie's right over there Yeah, and you see how look how much distance they make and how much time it takes I'm also The shape Yep Just so happens. She's here. What? So me and friend you already know the bow people significant of this storyline that's Little bit I guess Woody's interest in seeing Bonnie super seeds is sorry to see Bo Peep super seeds is interested in making Bonnie happy I'm telling you man. This is why so who's the side bitch here? What he can't choose I think that's what is ox gonna be in this film. This is so convenient. I can't believe this She's just I mean it's not that big of a country, right? No About the whole elements of the film being creepy, uh-huh. Oh God My name is Gabby Gabby and this is my very good friend Thank you for your help. I haven't seen bow in years. I ask when were you made You have a voice box like me Benson show him Oh, that's that's really not necessary. We can't stay Yes, you can Oh god Oh They know no sleep That was relatively clever. What are they going? They ran away extremely fast. They did a John Wake ninja. Yeah Well played Woody after some boon-tang and you've just lost the only reason you left in the first place Plot twist he was after the sheet Maybe we should have gone with the fork. The spoon is safer. This is Spoonie You know Christ you lose your toys every fucking day Every 30 minutes So she seems to be Of strange mental state a lot of the time. Yeah, I feel sorry for her that her thing is gone, but You know, okay, you like sit it down. You're like, I'm sorry. This is like the worst toy you ever had anyone This one is like legit shit We thought we'd check you into like an instant No time to explain So he took Woody's thoughts about introspection Extremely literally Come on at this point Buzz has had enough development. He ain't gonna do something that stupid. Buzz isn't stupid. He's quite smart He's really listening to Come on Is Remember this music too. Yeah on a sense of theme. Yeah, that's a good pump Really Man, I feel like that would have broken him. Yeah And remember he's broken before with all those lasa hits Well, he fell down the the stairs and that broke him Great Man, they all keep fucking up Because they're taught it's like that's the moral of this film so far. Don't be retarded You went full retard man. Never go full retard. Fuck Bonnie. This chick gives a shit Yeah, like you're back to a can of this girl. I want to create some great memories for her. Why is it why? Yeah, why does it arbitrarily have to be Bonnie? Oh, he doesn't feel bad at all If I was Woody I'd be like man, this bitch is into me his whole motivation was to Increase my every good for Bonnie and this other girl's gonna be like, oh man, someone stole my toy that I really liked Woody why are you so bad at this? Yeah, I was about to say I feel like there should be better at this by now Like he's like an expert toy like toy level five or whatever The sheep must be trying to direct him. There's no way that's a coincidence again Really? Wow, that's fucking insane And she's gonna make them fucking kiss This is today's been like a fucking fever dream for woody And she's like gonna be way better than woody and buzz at this whole thing Is like definitely better than everybody at this at this point Yeah, I don't believe it either Let's go A skunk. I'll see car What? How come the skunk isn't alive? Right? Sorry guys girls girls, of course Oh, just misgendered. Really? Wow. Okay. Let's get started together like some terrible horrible I always found that creepy since toy story one Believe me, we need new characters because our old ones are boring. No. Yeah, no one like them No one like rax and pig So most toys are just like an underground faction like the hobo kings and I guess so, yeah I think cameras would have picked these fuckers up a long time ago No, I can't sir bow. I need to get back to my kid. What you got a kid. Yeah, way to be bastard soldier You get the playground peep combat Carl's got a pinata party to crash. All right. He left the guy haggard. Oh, that's great Yeah, no, she's non-binary actually We wasted years there just sitting on the shelf collecting dust Years fucking leave, but Bonnie needs him to get through kindergarten kids lose toys every day Bonnie'll get over it. No, no Who are you? Oh, my kid really needs this toy Will you help me for all time sake? Could you describe the toy? It must be really amazing Thank you All right It's really retarded and wants to go into the family when bow meets that toy. She's probably gonna be like, what are you? You okay? That thing is awfully fast by the way. Yeah You get the point of it, right the is they can travel while people can see them because they can try and pull off that They're um, yeah the fucking skunk just like also freeing him gonna go ahead and assume you're reaching the same point But this is our fake villain Yeah, I definitely believe that I can believe someone called a kid hominy What if Paltrow called a kid apple? Why the fuck If that was risky enjoyed that is pretty good Oh Oh Even wow that just worked. All right All right, she's porcelain or something fucking with him. She had a bandage on it. I'm fine. Don't worry. It happens all the time Right. So does the tape maker fingers work as well then I was about to say the tape would never if she's actually porcelain The tape's not gonna be very good. It's like a body All right, you'd need like super duper glue and that's not even that great as a solution I mean, I guess the tape would work fine because of how light she is No, man second chance antiques straight ahead heavy foot traffic at the entrance easy sway in is gonna be some good tape Okay, yeah, that just works that way fine I have a feeling I can buy it. I can buy the tape. I think the tape is acceptable I I approve of the tape. I don't think it would work. I approve of the tape moller I just prove the tape. She is very light her her little arm is so light that the tape and that's medical tape She's that's medical tape. That's not just regular tape. It's gonna come out. I mean No, no, no, no, you gotta scale it down Scale it down that tape is already good tape I don't like I'm so down for like a little person. This is super tape. I know what a porcelain doll is It's so that's so light and that tape is so strong that for the scale of this tiny doll Tape would need to be thicker tape would not need to be thicker 100% need to be thicker No, it wasn't you could make it thicker. You wouldn't have to somebody would say this No Yeah, someone saw that They're really really pushing the uh, they're stretching it man. Yeah Stop doing that Wow, all right Christ like Jesse is loving it. But that on my pile of fucking coincidences Wow Woody's taking this really well I don't remember. Oh people's never this Do you guys remember Bo Peep? How did they get up here? Look, I'm sorry about that What is the shit I'm sorry. We could literally make one for four cents, honey And we have to keep we have to stop them. How we could frame dad for a crime so he goes to jail Go back in time Sounds better coming from the unicorn Jesse something's new this character the way I remember this character. Remember toy story two happened How did she do that? Wow, that's impressive Okay, daddy's gonna use some All right, yeah the mantle fix it we're not going anywhere if you get my toy Hey I nailed it. I'm sure buzz and woody are Are they ringing? Yeah Wait, what's the plan I missed it? Yes, I'm curious if like Bo Peep like viciously murders that of the doll it turns out like That was not so bad. She's like the punishment for toys. Yeah Come on maker that sheep has three heads. No, no, no All spits eyes just they remind me of the two robots from The two robots from transformers and transformers too, they just like I mean people call them races all the time, but you could the whole thing was just keep cracking jokes crack though jokes Yeah, yeah, we can handle a cat. No, not this one Oh Yeah, just write your name on its foot fuck it Wow, what a code Why the fuck is bonnie here at this time like really he's useless Such pretty hair I like it how he's he's brushing it with the back of the I guess that's the drug. Yeah, he's retarded Oh my goodness, you can't be serious. How are we supposed to do that? You know the whole We know exactly what it's like. Why don't you just tell them what you're gonna. Oh Jesus Oh my god, they can just do that Oh, okay. All right Okay Oh, I almost wished I would have been real Oh No, it's gonna be the same thing again, isn't it? Oh, no, not in the car. Is it really long-winded and then it ends the same way Oh, yeah, yeah, of course it is Oh my god I want to see jet movie You may as well go for it at this point How does she get in and out of there what he's back and you're sure it's bo peepoos with him Couldn't take it out there, huh? Jesus Christ I like how they wanted to assure us he's fine. It's like that's not the assuring at all He's about to die. He's gonna he needs a battery I'm so thrown. Oh, this is supposed to be keanu Reeves, right? Gabby Gabby has his toy And my sheep No, Billy. She doesn't have your sheep. Your sheep just won't let go of its ass Tangled up with gabby gabby, you know better Yeah, some toy thought it would be a good idea to wander into the aisle That doesn't make any sense. It doesn't does it everybody knows the best route is behind the shelves That would have been a better route, wouldn't it? Wow, this toy sounds like a complete idiot. He does Wait, we get it. We get it. What are you shitting bo is amazing We need to jump over the aisle to gabby's cabinet and you are the toy to do it No, you compare this with the woody from toy story, you know one and you're like what happened Yeah, the proactive leader who falls problems and fucking goes through some really difficult shit all the time I had a kid. Oh no Rijon Rijon was so excited when he got me after christmas It was the happiest boxing day of my life Come on another sad story. I was ready to finally do what I was made for the thing I don't know if you remember, but jesse has this exact thing in Toy Story 2 But you take it very seriously. This is more of a joke clearly be Who I am Stop pulling strings and pressing buttons to answer people's questions. Do you get it? How do we get that key? So, yeah, like I'm not gonna deny it's funny, but this film is filled with convenience. Holy shit. Wow It's almost like John Wick 3 I don't understand why they brought in so many new characters. Yeah, I mean you've already got Characters to work with because kids just want more we want more more Someone might be like are you an idiot? We're supposed to sell more toilet. I'm like, you know what I mean like I don't appeal to a sense of storytelling If you know just we just assumed that they would want to give a shit I wonder if all the animators who made this beautiful beautiful movie were like man, the story's retarded Wow, that won't get an insane amount of attention. They're on their way I don't know a couple years. I didn't want to sit on a shelf waiting for my life to happen I left. Wow. Why you're literally not getting any older I like what you just said kind of just fucking insults the shit out of Wikipedia story from t2. Yeah Yeah And that tape is uh, that tape is all together But just as I predicted it would by the way Because this film is running entirely on reality. It is Oh Fell apart earlier rag shut the fuck up. Yeah, the tape is fresh. No, because he's heavier. I wouldn't yeah Sorry, why wouldn't she just go because she's like the fighter as well as knowing how this shit works So all of that was for nothing then Because Woody could have just gotten there anyway. They didn't need this. They could have gotten here on their own The whole all of that was pointless. They could have just walked up to it. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that was all fucking pointless Wait, it's an actual fork That was a response We're gonna break his screen. I'm sorry. That should have broken already. He's 17 years fucking old Look at that. Oh, Jesus Christ Honestly, it's kind of grim Yeah pulling the lungs out of somebody The Okay, all right stupid Kill it. Oh Fuck him up. He's fucking fucked up. Well now that now that he's fucked things up. I think that's gonna be the So all of it was pointless She's she's gonna rage it Woody's gonna want to go back and she's gonna be like you're a fucking idiot Yeah, she's gonna be fucking furious Because it's all I have left to do. I don't have anything else. The whole point was making Bonnie happy No, fuck off Why am I more certain of Woody's motivation than Woody is something I lost toy wouldn't understand Now everybody's gonna break apart and not talk to each other for about 10 minutes Let's get out of here. We've got a carnival that leaves in the morning Oh back to the rv. What about woody? Okay Yeah, because buzz would leave woody Yeah, holy fuck, dude Jesus christ, man. He listens to his fucking voice box. That's pre-recorded before he helps. Okay. Are they pulling his voice box out? Is he just okay with it? It took you all day to fix a flat fucking tire and can't you just cut it again just cut it again Man, we haven't seen any of the old characters for like more than five minutes total in this whole thing They're more of a real heart string thing like look at them. Bye. Look at them. Bye She'll realize she left it at the antique store and we'll head back in there Okay, really buzz everything you good Bonnie. Yep. Great. Let's get out of here Yeah, like a real kid genius. What do we do now? Hmm. How about jesse cuts the fucking wheel again? How about that? Your backpacks in the antique store. Let's go All right, let's okay. He's all right How did the mom not hear that? The toy just said your backpack is in the antique store. What the fuck I like how the toys can fix a broken tire faster Yeah, because the dad's a man. He's fucking useless. Oh shit horrible surgery scene. Bye forky. I'm going to miss our talks It's really happening Okay It's not meant to be happy that he got fucking a part of his body to cut out That's like, oh, it's good for her. Anyway I want this girl to flip out and start like bashing her head against the wall Oh Wow, wow movie. That's Wow, that's that's actually like legit sad. I don't know what's going on with this movie like it It wants to be almost dark But what about gabby? Why do you give a fuck about her? Do you know what she's done throughout this film? What are you like? Okay To the merry-go-round you understand. Absolutely. What is a merry-go-round the spinny ride with lights and and horses. Oh, you mean a carousel? Yes, yeah Christy knows though, it's been alive for two days. I don't know how that works It's very obviously carousel discussion So what was the toy's plan like buzz and stuff? Were they just hoping that when she got the backpack that she would get woody Yes, yeah, they assumed that woody would be with the backpack. She just okay I guess buzz. Yeah Buzz has been fucking useless in this film. I say that as if woody's been really useful Come on gabby What really? Why do you know stop it? Oh, do you remember this scene for stinky peat or for lotso? Yeah, I don't remember this Stinky peat is still currently being toyed. Stinky stinky peat was an icky boy Yeah, lotso's getting driven around And it is traumatized for life But fucking gabby none of that shit They were all motivated by wanting love from children and stuff. It's like wow Well, I just ran out in the street. Fuck it really and uh, oh god. Oh no, the baby is dead Is the gps sound funny to you honey? It's fine. Just drive. Hmm thought it sounded funny. Really? Another right really turn right Again, they're really pushing it. Yeah, how does no one notice this? What the Fuck you rizza. I don't care about you. Yes Wow, no, no, yeah, no one's again. We're in a world. We're apparently all people are blind. So what the hell? This is insane Oh my god, what's trying to kill them now? You can hurt people very badly by doing this Oh Are you really what is this happening everyone is getting distracted. It's so annoying We don't have time for a moment. The whole reason they just did that was because they're oh my god Okay, there's a kid who's on his own. Okay, it's fine. She's not white. Let's go. Come on No, wait, never mind. She is let's go gotta go save her. What remember last time remember last time come on What if it doesn't work in this world everyone just gets ideas randomly and that distract them Did don't think about is this do it? Oh my god, what the? We didn't get them arrested I don't know what's happening. What are you gonna do? Just walk over fall over and be like, I'll be your friend Fucking voice box back. You will never see the light of another morning. Remember how she tried to kill you Yeah, I do It was like 10 minutes ago. No one in the audience wants this character to succeed Well, they were on a time limit weird creepy doll Listen infant Halle Berry needs a friend Wow good thing that worked. We have time to spare guys. Come on. Awesome. We know them to hurry at all Some instant feels just add water sort of moment that is Bumped into a security guard one meter in front of her. Okay I look security guards got a gun soon. Oh, I know she doesn't I love I love they're implying that toys make all this It's like the security guard is clearly important to All the competent characters of this are just not men Oh, it's filthy. You can't have that thrown away Oh, it's pro we need to take that to lost and found that's obviously belongs to somebody Oh, there's the auntie store right there. Just throw it in front of it. This is so contrived All right This happens now. Okay Victory guys. We did a thing. We had no intention of doing five seconds ago Yeah, we did we succeeded that side mission that just popped out. Oh my god run over everybody's children here What are you doing? Holy crap Yeah, you'd be arrested for sure. Will you please step out of the vehicle? That's totally going to jail No, he actually might be though. Well, no, I think it's a guarantee. How could he not go to jail? They'll check the car. Nothing's wrong with that. Don't give 40 a job. Don't give 40 a job Oh, the cops are just fine with it. The cops are gone Oh my fucking shit That wouldn't work for very long. Yeah, because eventually just go to the other door. Woody's not gonna go There's something that's all staying. You don't have time, Woody Are you guys like sisters to me? This is gonna last like 10 minutes. This is gonna be a whole introspective moment. This time will stop for this I'm pregnant I've been pregnant for nine years It's gonna come out any minute I'm sure It's like a cross between a pole slid of the fucking huddly doll. He's just like He's grown up now. He doesn't need a kid to be a value. That's that would be a bull. That'd be a bull shit I just twist Toy Story 2 fucking established that it's not worth it The kid is way more valuable She'll be okay Bonnie or bow? Bonnie We'll be okay. Oh, yeah What wait what? Yeah This is happening. This would never happen This is insane. This is actually insane. What the fuck is happening? You know who fucking say goodbye. Oh my god. Oh Oh my god Wow, so turns out. Wow. Okay. Uh Wow, so jesse, maybe you will we gotta give a few more minutes before we go ahead. Oh, no, here they are Oh, oh, they're up here now guys. They're up here. They're they just Five minutes of screen time Oh, yeah, they could fucking reunite with bow. They haven't even done that yet How did they get from the car up here? Am I missing something like I told you man time paused time paused in the world right now They're still fucking around with the door lock. Yep, of course Oh Oh Here you go. You're the sheriff now Fuck me and everything that I did froze. Fuck you movie. Go and fuck you. I've never been angrier at it Holy stories Fucking movie in my life Hey, remember you I you were a funny horse in that one movie that we apparently forgot happened Oh, yeah bullseye You could have forgotten he was in this gonna get a singular goodbye for buzz and he's actually gonna leave I can't believe they've done this I was barely in this film and when he was why did you make me see this now? I know that they go You're up here. Let's go. Let's fucking with the lock now Who's doing the lock or he gets the last fucking hug dude. Oh, yeah No, they're all they're all uh, no Okay, right. What is going on? Oh I'm not happy I'm really upset. I I have I Um Wow Yeah, fuck. I wish you didn't make me watch this shit Now I know that this is how it ends. Oh my god You're just fucking abandoned body Does this mean woody's a lost toy? He's not lost Not anymore No No Fuck No way. I can't believe Who's woody gonna be today? Who's gonna be tomorrow? Why is it actually anybody basically fuck toy story one two and three Wow Yeah, now it's just like being without a kid is better better than being with the kid fucking Kids aren't don't mean shit That whole stuff you were telling forky about The how great it was and then you told the doll with the voice box How great it was to be with the kid and I guess that doesn't matter anymore I'm gonna go ahead and guess this was not written by the people who wrote one two or three I don't know for sure Unless they had an aneurysm, but wow Apparently the original story by john lasseter. I can't believe that you mr. Why didn't they go anywhere wild ride with a kid? We can make that happen. You can really? Leave it to us Jeremiah Also, no date do the same thing Jeremiah was bullfrog Get it They're making it so the toys get to be connected with kids Yeah, oh, is that what people want? Oh, is that the most amazing thing? It depends on the toy really you could be a toy that prefers a kid. You could be a toy that does not prefer a kid This makes no sense Such a fucking asshole of a film Yeah, and because he's high and you know just not paying attention. Yep You just destroyed his business possibly They're probably resupply him from the antique store I know that I have treasured every single cheap ass little bullshit toy that I wanted every carnival That I've gone to absolutely. I never threw them away. Oh here comes the funny bit where he realizes He's gonna go What no way this is another Why why do they hate him? This is one of the situations where it was a poor idea executed really poorly Yeah, like, you know, I'm not gonna say it's the top contender, but there was a fucking shit tenor contrived said this Haven't seen it a while They made a girl. Oh my god Why Oh god What is happening? This is sad I'm forky Trash no, no toy. We are all toys Unique, but she'll get over the existential crisis quicker. I guess I will explain Alive Oh my god, that's a heavy question I don't know is Try the best way you could have answered that Well, so that's a very deep question No, surely there's like a a religion of toys where they try to answer these questions of how are we alive? What is giving us this movie power? Cross that line hardcore like You know the toy story movies are all you can always ask these questions But this one was fucking played with the light like crazy. I hate this movie Yeah, this one needs to not exist like it needs to be deleted and ignored. It needs to be decanonized Oh god I'll skip ahead. See if there's anything else. No, that's it. All right. Fuck this piece. Fuck this piece I fucking hate this movie. The hell did they do? He abandons his fucking friends to be with boat people Yeah Because we all know that his love for bow peep is far greater than that of of all his friends This is definitely not a decision. He'll regret in a week Absolutely. No man. He's delivering toys to kids. That's the happiest Woody could ever be We didn't start this movie out with Woody being in a depression toy depression No, no, no, no, he was remember when the little girl gave Jesse the sheriff badge and he was like, oh man I'm supposed to be the sheriff Yeah, he hated that part and I was like, no, you can be the one. I don't have a voice box anymore I'm worthless. Well, never he's never ever gonna say there's a snake in my boot again Or somebody's poison the water hole. No, he'll go on some quest to get it fixed like that one Stupid toy did we're adding toy story to the list of franchises that were destroyed like wow Hooray, yeah, like toy story three for all of its problems had a really solid ending The toy story four fucks it all up. I hate this movie. I thought it would be like a ha It's toy story four. Okay. No, I hate it I didn't think that I would be so emotionally invested and I haven't even seen the third movie because it makes me upset Oh, I hate it and aside from all that it's barely written anyway The contrivances of just oh, yeah Oh, it's we just happened to fucking pop into each other. It's it's only The united states in america. We just happened to beat each other Just does that thing where just ignore all the previous characters Just like look at all those new characters at the underground toy club Where a half dead toy is like that's all good. I don't like anything in this movie No, it looks like three jokes Yes, you canada. Yes, you canada. It's called a carousel and The the high five that the guy didn't get I like that. Oh, yeah my god Me and mel didn't even We were gonna watch a different movie. We're gonna chill out instead. We went with this one Oh I I was almost in a position where I never would have had to see this movie Mm-hmm. You know what? I was doing I I was eating because Tomorrow I I'm gonna finish up this gears five review. So I'm powering through the campaign. That's what I was doing Before we started watching this. I gotta go back to that Now that it's like a it's not bad. It's just hate What a tonal what a shift what a night You know when you you're stuck trying to figure out your feelings like this is I know why this is bothering me so much because I grew up with toy stories Fucking tiny when I was watching these films. It's like, how dare you? I bet uh, I bet audiences loved it because they're like, uh, this is lights and shiny Well, the critics liked it. I don't know I mean, I do know why because I have bad judgment Fucking true That was fucking awful. I'm sorry story four Let's load this up Metascore is 84 from critics. It's a 8.0 from users That's very high. I don't know how anybody can do that You don't accept change. That's all You know, I'm sure there's a lot of people saying this can make complete sense Even though it doesn't make any sense at all Even though it toy story four is an immensely fun movie that caps off the series in a perfect way No, oh Not even slightly. Yeah, that was fucking shit. What'd you bring me?