The Ballad of Slappy Miscavige





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Published on Jul 10, 2009

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Come and listen to a story bout a man named Dave
A sub-human dwarf who likes to beat up all his slaves
L Ron screamed Hey Dave put down that knife!
The next thing you know old Ronny lost his life.
(From a meat body, to a nobody. One less criminal.)

Well the very next day Miscavige ruled the cult
He squirreled all the Hubbard tech and kicked some people out
He screamed, he lied, he cheated and he threatened family
Now the cult is doing worse than ever in its history.
(Stats that is. Real low. Real bad.)

Now Dave insists to all his flock the cult is doing well.
But we all know the cult is dead and Dave is bound for hell
Do the right thing Dave because you wont come out alive
I think that you should self apply R2-45
(Bullet to the head that is. You won't be missed, Slappy.
Yall blow that cult now, ya hear?)


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