 I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared. You got the tip of a dick head, you got that tip, that's so shit, nah that's hectic shit. Matt has come straight from work and he's just sat straight down, he hasn't even got out of uniform yet, he's just come straight from work and he sat down and welcome Matt Brown and thank you for getting off work and getting in so fast, what happened? What happened at work? There was a fire? Yeah you look different, you look like there might have been a fire. Welcome to episode number four of the Mighty Mock fully actual podcast, we're fucking loose units and we take the world by the scruff of the neck and we lift it up and we show this show the world a mirror and now you can see what who you really are and that's what we're all about here at Marty and Michael fully actual bro, so welcome and join in. Reflection is our direction. Matt we have some good news and big news did you know? Good big news. Yeah good and big. That means it's gonna be cheers. It's good and big, it's fucking raddest things since sliced bread so guess who follows us? Who is quite relevant? He won't believe it, you'll have to provide proof, there's no way. I'm not gonna have any care for me is it? No it's pretty cool, it's not as good as I guess. You will, I want, I guarantee you know this person and it's crazy. Sorry you lost me. Have three guesses, stick with us Brown. Football. Wendell Sailor. Holy shit. It's not. Wendell Sailor. Holy shit. That's crazy man, anyway we're gonna move on, we're gonna move on. But you need to know that that's what just happened is like so mind-blowing bro, like I fucking, I'm about to leave eh? That was lit. We'll stop playing with the buttons Matt. Yeah you're not being here in present. You be present and you listen to us when we're talking to you. I'm trying to make your microphone sound better so people can hear you. Look it's too late, we are in it now and now we must be present. Wendell Sailor. That's better than Gordon Tallis, Shane Webkey and fucking Darren Lockyer combined. Do you understand he had a coke addiction? He was caught with cocaine, do you understand that? That's relevant to us. And he follows us, okay? He does not. So take your uniform off and join us real people. Man we got a crazy ass episode coming in man. We got fucking a really good prank call idea. We got how famous are we? You're gonna be so shocked at that. We got trauma trivia making a comeback. We listened to some of your voicemails and of course we have our fussy little boys and Michael and Matt are gonna get a really yummy little tree. Yummy, yummy. You both love it so yummy. I don't wanna be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately. Put that back down. Michael's just lifted up a one tree hill DVD. People on Spotify can see now. I don't have to explain things that don't make sense visually because everyone on Spotify can see and that's great. So why don't you go ahead and give us a five star review on Spotify. Like, comment and subscribe because it's only where we grow this little community and then we just want it to grow bigger and bigger so we can all just be friends forever and everyone's just happy with it, okay? We don't really make money on the podcast so we just love doing it and we would just love it if you guys loved it and more people loved it. We just want everyone to love it. Yeah. And speaking of five star reviews have we grown or what are we on? Let's check. So I think we're on. I've been wanting to hit 3k for about five months. People have been out of watch since season is episode two going to be. Yeah. So they've been actually watching it for two episodes already. Wow. I'm kind of excited to see. Unless they're driving. Unless you're really cool. That's so true. You don't want to drive. I still watch videos. Still 2.8k. Still 2.8. Still 2.8. Five star reviews. It would be nice. Now there's video as well to maybe just give that a five star review. And yeah, like I said, like comment, subscribe, please. I'm begging you. I'm on my fucking knees. I'm so I have nothing else. There's nothing else in my life and I just need some validation from you guys. So fucking smash that subscribe button everybody and fucking pound that like button into the ground, baby. My friends are fucking banana, baby. Imagine if we found out today that Matt's job was actually he goes and sells bananas at a fruit store and he's the banana out on the road holding signs saying 20% off fruit today. Spinner guy. Would you rather do that? What if you got the same money? Would you rather do that? You just have to spin a banana sign around. Dress as a banana. You have to be like pretty happy. Like a big smile. You have these dresses of banana. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, I could. It'd be good for a week. Dude, if you're back in the coaching days, if we were offered that for the same money, I would have done that. Dude, I would have done anything. Have you ever done a job where you had to do something like that? Not like that, but like coaching's kind of like that. Big smile on your face and come on kids. Oh no, I don't hate you. You're really well behaved. I love you. Oh man. Fuck that. Fuck that. So many of them were so naughty. Fucking kid. Didn't even want to be there and the parents make them go dumb. Sorry. Remember when they piss themselves on court? I was cool with that. That was actually, I could relate. I could relate. And I'd shoot them away like that and it'd make everyone point, not laugh, just point and watch. I would be like, dude, I'm the same. I do that and I understand. I relate with you. Oh, anyway, I was in the pool before and Marty started pissing in the pool. Yeah, well, it's disgusting. What happens, right? It's weird how it's socially acceptable to piss when you're just in the pool, but then just get up and just piss in the pool. I don't do that in my pool. In our pool. I piss in every single pool I've ever gone in. Sometimes I need to shit, bro. I have actually, I've got a story that you guys don't know. I think you do. I was at a hostel in Central. Jamaica. No, in Nicaragua, South Central America, and at the hostel, I shot myself in the pool and a lot of people were very. Dude, was there a trail? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a shit. Dude, I wish we took a photo of that fucking shit I did on the boys trip. Oh my God, it was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. I went into the ocean to do a shit. You were there? Oh no, you weren't there. It was me, James and Luke. We went into the ocean and I needed to shit so badly. So I was like, I can't hold this anymore. So I ran into the water and did a shit and like it just came out of me. It was like, I'm not even kidding. I'm going to say that long and in one piece because it doesn't fall apart because it's like floating in water. So it's just one long tube of shit that was like this long and it was kind of like floating along with us. Like did you raise your ass up to make it go? Because you can't just shit and it goes out because the current would fuck it up. You'd have to raise your ass up. Yeah, that's what happened. It was slowly snaking out, very gently kind of like snaking out as I pooed. It was like kind of beautiful and then it kind of swam along with us. We were running alongside it and I was like, look boys, it looks like a snake. They saw it and they couldn't believe that that was my shit. He made a shit snake. Dude, fucking massive. Wow. But did it hit anyone? I don't know. We got out of there after that but there weren't many people around but man that would have been nice to see someone try and pick that up. Hey. Oh man. Anyway, what else has been fucking going on man? Fucking weekend was hectic his shit. Just fucking, fucking crazy shit. Michael's got an appointment with his specialist of the knee specialist tomorrow to see how much longer he's out for because if he's out for much longer, look, Michael might have to pull out of this boxing fight. Yeah, I can't. I thought it's meant to be good by now but then I realized when I spoke to my physio, I was like, she's like, yeah, that's just to like walking standard and I was like, well, what do you mean? She's like, you probably won't be able to run like go on a treadmill for another couple months and I was like, that's fucking insane. So there's a very good chance that I will be doing this solo now but thank God I've been, like I've been talking about, all right, I've been going down this alternate treatment for health and it is getting better and better. I did like fucking an hour of super intense exercise on Saturday, not one skipped beat. I'm not feeling any blood pressure. My blood pressure is noticeably lower, far less skipped beats and man, once I've got the results back, now I'm just going to go back to this specialist and then once she's got me on everything that I need to be on, then I will fucking sit down and explain to you guys exactly what's happened and that I highly recommend that you also go and do this, especially if you're someone with like, who's quite young, who's got high blood pressure or just has some shit that you shouldn't have, fucking stay tuned for this shit because this will change your life. I've never felt better like heart-wise. I don't have heart problems anymore, like they're gone and it's been fucking two or three weeks and I'm just so, I think about it constantly because usually I'd be sitting on the couch and I'd be like, oh fuck, I just ate some food, my fucking body would be for the next fucking four hours, so now that's not happening, my mind's constantly like, oh that's not happening right now, so I'm always happy and I always notice now that I'm okay and you can be okay too. This is fucking groundbreaking new shit. Listen to the podcast, Gary Brecker on Joe Rogan, I forget what number it is, it's like 20 episodes ago, have a listen and then you'll start to understand the route I've taken. It is mind-blowing, look at Matt, yawning, trying to catch flies, he's starving. How was your weekend Matt? Saw. Okay Matt, your turn tell everyone what happened to me. So Matt's got saw knee one, okay, and Matt's got saw elbow one, now saw elbow two? No, the elbow two is just enlarged. All four joints are currently fucked. So zero out of four, well yeah, four out of four. Like I've said to Matt, I reckon if Matt does what I did, I reckon you go a long way in fixing your joints because you need like at least one. Man, I must say just having one fucked joint is a shit life. I can't imagine having four fucked joints, like that's four times shit life, what I'm feeling. I feel shit. I can't be so depressed, not being able to move my body. Imagine if Matt just had one good arm and kind of had to drag himself along the ground with just one good arm. Or if he just became a fucking torso. Yeah, I was excruciating. So it's just been rough, like you can't move shit. Bedridden the whole weekend? No. The way Matt told me to. He just fucking woke up and it was there. Which is why we think I could be gout related is because it just appeared during my sleep. I'm still quietly confident that you can reverse and fix all of this brown. You take my word. That's why I'm laughing about it so whole-lightedly because I know there will come a time where you'll sit there and you will laugh with me and you'll be able to do this with your joints all at the same time. I can still do that. Go on. I can do it then. Yeah, faster bro. I want to see some speed in it. I'm doing it with my back joint. Come on. Come on. I mean, I heard a bit. I saw it move. I pushed it a little bit too on that last one. Holy shit. Matt, well look, at least your heart is okay with two brown. That's the main thing. You'd rather be fucked on the outside like with the extremities and then your sacred heart. It's probably fine. I haven't had my blood pressure tested. It's probably fucked. I'm probably dead. No, I'm pretty sure you did test to that one. And you had it tested recently, man, when you when you went to the GP, I remember you said, and you told me the numbers, no, very good. And if I had my heart at the peak of my heart shit, I would have killed for gout and all four joints. So things can always be worse. I don't know. You won't ever get it. I don't think the way I guarantee. I'll never get gout. I will look after my body. My body's my temple. Unless it's a satin or bags. I hope I kind of hope. Yeah, you never have to deal with it. It's so painful. So it's okay. Well, look how out of 10 10 10 out of 10. Right. Most than pissing out the stone that when you decide to piss out, pissing out the stone doesn't hurt. You just feel like a little. I thought that's meant to be horrific kidney stones. No, it's the traveling of the stone. Yeah. So was that worse than gout? Fuck. No, that was definitely worse. Okay. So that wasn't 10. No, you can't have something worse than be a 10. That's not how the the pain scale works. But they're different pains, if that makes sense. Yeah, I completely understand. But 10 is like it's not bearable. It is not bearable. Nine is still you can you can walk around. It's not bearable to use that joint at the moment. It should be fine by next week. Yeah, I think you probably it'll probably heal. Hopefully couple days you'll be fine. Hopefully, dude. Hopefully that fucking shit feels so look look after yourself guys. All right. And you know, a really easy, simple way to do that, right? Health is so important. Life is I'm not even fucking kidding. 50 times better when you when your body is fine and healthy. All right. And then it feeds in your head being healthy. And there's something there's a product right now that can help you take the first steps into becoming immortal. Yeah, yeah, it does. It does. It prolongs your life pretty much and it's called a G one. It's a green powder that you mix into your drink. You have it once a day and it gives your body 75 nutrients and minerals that absorb through your stomach, get into your blood and your blood takes it to every organ, to every millimeter, every cell in your body, brother, and you become healthier. There is no way you can absorb these 75 nutrients from a normal diet, right? That's right. Get some help, bro. This shit is fucking healthy. All right. It is yet a little bit expensive. It's like a hundred and something bucks a subscription or looks up on your front door. But guess what, bitch? You fucking dumb bitch. It's so fucking healthy. And I promise you when you are riddled with disease, you will look back and think, my fucking God, do I wish I splashed out a bit more on my fucking health rather than getting a carton on the fucking weekend? You. It's a Saturday. Hell yeah, baby. But then on a Sunday, you have that AG1 to counter the effects, all right? It's expensive because it works. It's healthy. It's good for you. Trust me. I wouldn't be saying this shit if I didn't believe it. Fun fact about AG1. It's the only word on earth that has the same amount of syllables and the same amount of letters. AG1. That's how you spell it. But then if you want to use the syllables, AG1. And also there's three stages in life. The beginning, middle and end. A. Coincidence. G1. I don't think so. That just goes to show that is fact. That's a fact you've got written down now. You write that shit down and that is proof that you go get AG1. Link in the description. Don't let me down. You get AG1. Get on it. Get on it. Don't let me down. That's three syllables as well. Coincidence. Not a fucking chance in the hell. But nah nah. Three syllables. Everything's threes, Matt. Matthew Brown. Boom! Oh yeah! Unless it's a Saturday. Fourly actual. Boom! Oh man. That's four. Oh man. Depends how you say it, brother. Depends all in how you say it. Fourly actual. Man skate. Man skate. Shut up. Three. Man. Yeah. That's wild, bro. I never even realized that shit. Yeah. But you know what else I've never realized? That I'm a disgusting, gross looking fucking disgusting animal looking thing that can't fucking get looked at by a bird if I scream to a name out loud in a stadium. You know why? I've got hair all over me. Fucking limbs and shit. Oh, I've got thick black hair. Oh, it's not pretty to look at, but there's nothing I can do about it. It doesn't matter. I'm too old. I'm too over the hill. No one's going to care if my legs look like I'm fucking part ape. And there's just back fat covered in fucking fur everywhere. And there's big tufts of hair that kind of make you look like a stray dog protruding from your fucking chest and shit. Shut up! Just shut up! Back off! You fucking back out! Back out of it! Because you know what? You can always start. Even if you are a 40-year-old fucked up fat c**k. One step is all it takes. Go to manscape.com and get a fucking shaver and do something. 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Just go and have a look, manscaped.com. And when you figure out what you need fully actual 20, you'll get you sucked off 20%. 20% sucked straight off the end of it. Promise. Oh. Also for women, big hairy butch bitches. Big hairy butch bitches. Go, manscaped.com. We'll be right back with a big fucking bong break written fucking diary dream. Shit. But break have a bong. Have a bong. Have a break. Here I go, baby. This is the real shit. We're back. You know, bananas are a little bit nuclear radioactive. Yeah, apparently, you know, cockroaches, they're the same. So that's kind of being like a like a cockroach or like nuclear shit, I think. You could shit yourself in that. No one would know. All right, everyone, it's time. I smell weed. Mm hmm. I have in my cold, nervous hands. The innermost thinkings of the brown mind. We should make a jingle for this. This is the brown dream diary. This is where Matt Brown writes down in details all of his dreams. So someone somewhere out there can interpret these and finally explain to Matt what they all mean. He's confused. He's scared. He's killed someone before. Let's listen in close. Also, fun fact about dreams is sometimes when you've done something, you dream about what you've done. So these could also be just diary entries. Look, it's a matter of interpretation, bro. But I have heard that sometimes your mind forget something traumatic, right? And then fucking boom, you dream about it. And you're like, oh, yeah, that actually happened to me. I'm not saying that's relatable here, but let's see what happens. Brown, let's enjoy it. Strap back, boy. Dear dream diary. Last night was explosive. I woke up from my dream drenched in sweat and had three dead dogs in the bed with me. I had to carefully discard them without waking my girlfriend. I wasn't sure how it happened, but then I remembered my dream. It started and I was kind of suspended in a fluid. I didn't need to breathe in the place I was in felt small and constricted. I noticed I had some sort of cord attached to my stomach. Very strange. Then suddenly I felt the walls around me contract. That kind of pushed me down and I could hear screaming coming from outside my enclosure. The contractions became more and more intense. And I noticed I was starting to get forced further and further down. I pushed hard and tried to resist. I was scared about what was happening outside of this little home I was floating in. After some time fighting, my arms fatigued and I had no choice but to let the contractions win. They squeezed me down a soft and tight tunnel. I looked up and saw some light pouring in. Oh, no. What is this place? I started panicking and screaming, no, no, please. And then with one last big push, I rocketed out of my fleshy tube and was hit with extreme bright lights. I was no longer warm and safe. The cold air stung my skin and strange men with masks were standing over me. There were 10 times the size of me. I inhaled my first ever breath of air and felt my lungs expand. Fuck off! Don't fucking touch me! Undeterred, the giant masked men lift me and cut through my attached cord with ease. Ah! What the fuck that hurt? Why are you doing this? They wrapped me a warm blanket around me, fastening my arms to my side. Then they handed me to another stranger. She was lying down and looked all fucked and sweaty, the gross bitch. I looked down and realised that this person was the one I'd been living in. They rested me on her chest and she gently lifted my blanket away from my face. She had soft, loving smile and tears on her eyes. And I started to relax. She doesn't seem so bad. I thought I could sense her love and I felt it back. Then I noticed her smile faded. Her eyebrow's changed and she looked confused. Does he have Down syndrome? She asked and the masked man in the office. I felt her energy towards me change and she picked me up and held me at arm's length. Can someone take a look at this? I wouldn't have had him if I'd only had Down syndrome. How did you not? How did they not come up in the tests? The masked man took me and looked at me. They had the same expression the lady did. Confusion and disgust. Sorry, Mrs Brown, but yeah, I think he may have Down syndrome. For fuck's sake! That's so bullshit! I just wanted a regular kid! Yeah, I'm very sorry, Mrs Brown. But there is something we can do about this. If you don't think you can handle it. The masked man looked at Mrs Brown and she took a second. Then nodded. The masked man took me and stormed out of the room. He ripped my blanket from me and tossed it in the bin. He walked with purpose and held me by my ankles as my small naked body slung from side to side. Help! Help me! No one even looked at me and this masked man continued to storm down the hall. He reached the end of the hall and came to a stop at a door that said the word Mistakes written on it. He opened the door and what greeted me was horrific. There were three large pit bulls all barking and snarling at us. I noticed limbs from other babies scattered around and blood splatter all over the walls. The masked man just tossed me in the room from the doorway and slammed it shut behind me. I slapped and skidded along the ground. Adrenaline filled my body and I managed to stand. I was only 30 centimetres tall but I had no choice but to fight. That pit bull started slowly encroaching on me. I glanced on my left and see a piece of broken glass. I pick it up and catch my reflection. I did look different. My face was not like my usual face. It was kind of smooshed together and didn't look right. I didn't have time to process this revelation as a pit bull charged at me. It lunged at me and I drove this broken piece of glass up through the fucker's jaw. The glass protruded through the s*** now and he ripped his head sideways and ran off with the glass still in him while he was yelping. I stared at the other two pit bulls. Come on then you c***! I charged at the dogs as fast as I could on my wobbly little legs. The dogs ran at me and as I went to throw a punch the pit bull bit down and crushed my arm immediately. The dog shook its head with my arm still in it and my body violently ripped from side to side. Ahh! Ahh! I felt my shoulder get ripped out of its socket and my neck snapped from the whiplash. The pit bull let go and I went flying across the room again. I looked up just as the other pit bull ran at me and with my last ounce of strength I slung my thumb, thumb deep into the mutt's eye. It sunk so deep that its eye into its eye that it went all the way to my second knuckle. Ahh! Ahh! The pit bull reacted and backed off. My thumb slipped out. The other pit bull was behind me and its jaw gripped onto my skull. I clawed at its face desperately but it was no use. The jaw continued to tighten and I felt its teeth pop through my skull. I felt cracking then snap! My skull collapsed under the weight of the bite and that's when I woke up from my dream. I recognised the dead dogs in the bedroom as my neighbour's dogs and I just hoped that no one had seen me attack them during my night. I don't really understand what any of this means. I'm so confused and scared. What is happening in my mind? Oh yeah and it was a wet dream. Holy shit! Imagine if Matt had Down syndrome and we all just didn't realise. Well yeah I don't really know what that means but maybe that's a fear of yours? I don't know. I don't think the being Down syndrome part is the being reborn and not being loved. Yeah yeah because of the Down syndrome. Funny that it was Rottweiler's because... You're scared of them? No I like them. No Pitbulls it was. I was Pitbulls, sorry my bad. No no no I said Pitbulls multiple times Matt Brown. Sorry. Oh man that was fucking that was a good good yarn. I apologise for my Downed enthusiasm today I'm in quite a large amount of pain. Why don't you have some painkillers and I did. You got endones? No I just had something small. It's working slowly I think. Why don't you go and have an endone? Can we get back to that? Fuck me! That's got endones. There is endone in this house and it's been in this house for years. No it hasn't. Fuck a year and a half since we've been here. I still can't believe that's bullshit. Since you pissed out that rock you've had fucking endones sitting here. If you have an endone you do it. Share it. It's my endone Michael. How much does it cost for us to have the endone? You can't have it. How much money would it take right now? If we pulled out $200 cash you wouldn't give us two endones. No. Bullshit. What about if I had a con... No Michael Jordan Black Belt. Black Belt that he wore while playing. Nothing. No. That's bullshit man. If I had an endone and you asked for an endone I would give you an endone. I saw this via Instagram on the weekend so I don't know how true it is but we'll run with it. So somewhere in America Colorado actually so they the police found 189 dead bodies just rotting in these people's funeral home. I heard about this. Did you hear about this? And basically the funeral home directors or owners were basically taking people's money and just discarding their loved ones into a room and then just taking the cash and not putting it into the funeral. Just off on holiday. Yeah well it makes kind of sense you can't really be upset when you're dead. And you know what caught me is that apparently they would give their burnt family members back and it wasn't actually ashes it was concrete dust. You think that you would just be like it's not hard to just burn something? Yeah it's like a tiny job. Instead of picking them up throwing them in a room just picking them up throwing them in a furnace. Same shit. Yeah I don't know the ins and outs but apparently they didn't want to do that so it must have been quite a sight to find that room. I think you're very racist. That does nothing to do with it. Sorry I just get confused sometimes. Everyone knows it's 2024. Alright guys it is time for a segment that we like to call A Fussy Little Boy Fussy Little Boy Fussy Little Boy Fussy Little World These are Fussy Boys World Alright and this is a segment where the boys are going to taste actual real food but you know it's usually food that you take some quiet taste so not your regular like normal food that you would get just some kind of strange out there foods and we're going to see which of the two is a fussy little boy oh we're going to see how Fussy Boys are coming to you. Last week or the week before you won because you were fine with the fucking blue cheese. Yeah but yeah I don't mind the blue cheese. Oh yeah I had spat it out once before you shoved it all in my mouth in one go. My prediction today is it's going to be veal. Raw veal? Is veal a thing? Isn't that a baby something? No it's a fucking deer or some shit. Oh man I watched how mints were made today they just put bones and shit in. They crunched them up and they spit it out. Do they put bones in from mints? Literally put bones into mints. Really fucking insane. Yeah baby bones. Apparently bones are okay though. They get caught in your teeth a bit. Alright here we go James is here with Fussy Little Boys and I know what it is this week. And it is a delicious food. It is an absolutely delicious food. Today's feast is Sydney rock oysters with trout ocean trout caviar served with spring onions and some finest red wine vinegar. Dude that sounds fucking yummy. I literally just ate three in the kitchen. They're fucking unbelievable. The orange balls is what's pissing me off the most. Fish eggs bro they're fucking fish eggs. Look at their fucking faces bro. Look at their fucking faces. They are. You want us to demonstrate how to do it? I can't see me getting past one. Oh my god this is fucking disgusting. Can you show us how to do it too? I'd recommend to pour out a little bit of the liquid because these are very fine oysters. They're very juicy you'll see. See how it's slightly gelatinous? It's not like water it's like a syrup almost. Sea syrup. It looks like the oyster has sweated in its enclosure and you just have to drain that. Do you guys taste it when you eat it? So you get the fork. Loosen the membrane. You're going to get the membrane stuck on you're going to rip that bit off. Loosen it. You can be quite rough it's fine. See now but I'm not going to eat it like that. I'm going to put it back into the shell. Then I'm going to get a little. Why is there even that? What's that? You don't have many serving bowls in this brown house brown. So I had to use a cup. And I pour that liquid into there. And then just boom. What's the liquid from the cup? Just a vinaigrette. Oh fuck man! I can taste it in my mouth already. That's so good Marty. You'll feel the fish eggs actually pop. Like a little pop and a liquid comes out. Oh my god! Do not swallow the eggs without chewing them a little bit. So we've got to chew. You've got to chew a little bit. Five, six chews and then you can swallow. Do you know how to eat oysters? They always down them like a shot. No, they don't. If they know how to eat oysters properly. They don't actually like oysters. I don't know if I could do that. Alright, let's just see how nice and creamy these ones are. Give Michael some room. I feel vomit coming on. Dude, it is such a bad looking. Even Marty look like he's struggled for a second. Try to make it look as unappetising as possible. That is, they are really a real treat. I want to choose you the best one. No! He just poured it all his shit out. Are you meant to do that? You can't pour out the eggs but you can pour out the liquid. Speak at the depth. I'll give you some eggs from a different one. They look like Dragon Balls. These are really big oysters too. They're like it's a good like palmy hand. Holy shit, why'd you have to that's the thing that pissed me off the most. They're really big, flashy creamy oysters. They're not the freshest. No, I'm just getting the juices out. You should have listened to the description. How could you listen at a time like that? Alright, now grab like a little fork so you can loosen and rip it off the shell. How much do I pour this in? A good teaspoon full. What's that green shit? I can't look at that shit. I can't look at that shit. So who's going to go first? The vinegar's the shit. Looks like an organ or a bugle or something from... Looks like a texture is very bugle. Looks like a ripped up f***ing flap. With a bit of wart on it, ripped up f***ing flap with wart on it. Slip it down your f***ing throat and do it. It's stuck, it's stuck. Is that made to come off? That's a smashed up f***ing organ. Oh my god. Just a real ripped up smashed f***ing organ. A ripped up smashed f***ing organ. Coming off! It looks like core f***ing organ. Oh my god. Now you've got to use the fork. I'm getting the juice out. No, you need some of the juice in there, bro. Let it slip around in your mouth and really fill your teeth, sink through the creamy, flashy f***ing slit. I can't do this. I seriously can't do it. I'm going for it. Are you going to bite it? Yeah, just give it a bit of a chew. Is it loose? Is it ready to pour? You should be able to pour it in here. That's it. Oh my god! Looks like a f***ing meat yoghurt. Looks like meat yoghurt. Oh, my heart's pounding. I'm Marty. I feel my heart in my chest. That's what I've lived with for four years, baby. I can't do this. Slip it down. Freshly f***ed pussy. Smashed hot f***. Squelchy. Squelchy butts. Squelchy, crunchy pussy cream. I feel sick. Have you ever had a noister before? I haven't really struggled with that. Oh, this is f***ed, man. You hated that. It's so squishy. Do another one round. I put too much vinegar in it, probably, but I think it's what got me through it. Just wait, just wait. Matt, what do you give it? Like a one and a half. Alright, so Matt gives one. We know Michael is technically f***ing f***ing f***ing face right now. Dude, it's like eating a leech. It's like a dead leech. It's like a f***ing f***ing... Squish! Squish! It's like a bit of chicken that's been left in the sun for four days. Squished snail has been f***ing hard and fast. Oh, man. Dude, this is so not good. F***ing vinegar in it? Yeah, I did. I took my headphones off. I took my headphones off. F***ing go. The fussiest boys f***ing grew up f***ing trolly worms for dinner. Pack of ice cream. Now he's about to have a creamy, soft f***ing slip straight out of an infection. He has to chew it. Infection hut. Slippery mess. Exploding fluid into your f***ing mouth. Squishy, squishy, squishy. Dead chicken is good. Cream. He did it. Oh, dude, it's so sweet. Taste the aftertaste. It was not good. All right, Michael, what do you give that out of ten? Oh, my God, dude, it's like... Yeah, it's a one. I taste fish there. What's worse, blue cheese or that? Oh, man. Definitely that. No. I'd eat f***ing... They're pretty all par. I feel sick now that knowing that that's inside my belly. It just doesn't look right. Did you chew the little pop things? Yeah, I did. Now it tastes like fish. I taste fish. They're all still living. Really? That was living until I rammed the knife into it. I opened it. I've shucked them personally. Did you actually? You know how to shuck? Oh, my God, I feel sick just thinking about it. If you haven't opened already from the fish shop, you're a piece of s***. What's shucked mean? Shuck a knife in them and split the lips so the sloppy little flatness f***ing you can get at it once you pour all the sick juice out of it and put some f***ing nice bit of thick fish eggs exploding with salty f***ing infection. Enough more. Enough more. Did you film any behind the scenes of making that? No, I should have. It looks lovely. It actually looks really good. We should do that more, I think, for each one. Just so we can slide that into the... I want to give you guys good food. This is good food. People pay like $80 in a restaurant for that. People can f*** off. Guess how much a tiny jar this big of those little orange things was? $50. $38. It's pretty pricey. There was ones there for $80, but they were the little black ones. Plain rice. I'd rather plain rice forever over that. Plain rice and salt. Imagine having that 50 of them and a bowl with milk for breakfast can't. How much money would it take if you ate it in a bowl of cereal but just oysters with milk? There's just no taste to them. The vinegar gives them taste. And a big bowl of milk would cost me, I reckon, $2,000 to do that. Yeah, that'd be so high. If they're good quality oysters and they're fresh, it's much easier. Older oysters are difficult even for myself. How many oysters do you think you could eat in one sitting? Oh man, I've probably eaten 15 in one go. Do you reckon you could do 50? I had 50 in Tasmania. I don't know if I'm going to do 50. I had them for dinner. That was it. Would you shit different? I don't think so. Imagine just those just came out. F***ing hard thing with an arm came out. No more. Can you take that away? Thank you very much. No, I'm okay. I'm f***ing fasting. I wonder how the first person who ate an oyster discovered that. It was probably some super starven dude. Some super starven in the water. A little German boy. I have so much hunger. I'm dying here. I have to eat something. What the f*** is this? I can't see it. Oh, it doesn't taste good. Oh, it's okay. I can see that voicemail segment. F***ed man. Oh, yeah. And this is segment where you guys call us on 04666 02333 and leave us your voicemails and f***ing text messages and all sorts of funny f***ing shit. Now we realise today that it's a bit so in episode 2 we're going to be talking about it's a bit... So in episode 2 we asked you guys to send in stories. What was it? I taste terrible now. What did we ask them to... We're going to do worse surgery stories. Worse surgery stories. But that episode hasn't even come out today yet. So it's like we're 3 weeks behind when we're actually going to hear it. So let's just change the segment a little bit and just send us shit. Your most f***ed up stories of life. Sounds like if you want to make a f***ing sound. Make us laugh. A fart. If you want to record a fart. If you want to just send Matt Brown just let him know what you think of him and when he looks like that. If you... That was a bit of oyster I just spat out. It stuck in my tooth. It usually stays here. You have to chew it for a long time for it to break apart. You chew it and you chew it. It's like gum. It's f***ing oyster gum. You can't break it apart brother. It sits in you and stays together. I feel it in my body. It's probably f***ing around. Crawling up your f***ing windpipe. Anyway, if you've got f***ed up stories of life just anything cool good stories we'd love to hear. Call us 0466602303 The number is there everyone. It's right there please. Let's have a chat bro. Yeah, actually we're going to call someone today who I've just got a good feeling about that's going to tell us the f*** story. So we'll play some. Alright, do you want to talk about it? Michael's going to try and find some of the voicemails that we think are worthy to play and maybe some text messages. Matt Brown sits and cops his testicles as he's worried about the radiation from the light giving him more testicular cancer. Four days in. Bit of a mishap, you know, you're f***ing on everything off your f***ing face and bloody drinking beans or bloody not. You f***ing jump out the car to take a piss, right? It has that sweet, sweet release I was like what, did something go wrong? Did we accidentally press pause? I can't f***ing good one. I had a car life for the new party to come in. Alright. I made it out like it was here. But it's because it just cut out. But also, have you ever woken up? It would have been so funny if that's how he ended it. I enjoyed the ending of that. I remember one time and sorry to say this Henry but we were in Thailand and Henry f***ing passed out on the toilet sh***ing and we were drinking and we couldn't find him for like f***ing over an hour and then I went into the toilets and there he was just based down on the toilet and he passed out. Yeah, Henry was always able to sleep wherever. I'm so jealous of people who can do that stuff. My niece like that, she can just fall asleep. She'd be like, oh, I'm going to sleep now in a minute. Like she's literally just said it and I'll look over in the car and she'll be asleep already. Yeah, that's incredible that people can just switch off. It's like a superpower. Henry is more alcohol induced. I wonder if we could like if someone was so good at sleeping that they could just be a guest on the podcast and we just we don't talk to them or anything and then we see like we check back in 15 minutes see if they can just fall asleep while just sitting in. Yeah, well I'd be down and we should fall asleep on demand. Contact us. If you think that you can fall asleep whilst being on this podcast set we won't talk to you or touch you but you have to fall asleep within 15 minutes if you think you can do that give us a call on this number, okay? 0466 02 303 mate. Our number's got the bloody 666 in it. That's a bit scary isn't it? This is the next one. It's from Molly and she's a girl and that's cool. I love to have on your podcast is I was actually on a bender about a year ago now with my ex partner just smashed loads of fucking acid and my injury was I actually got pregnant. So yeah, now I've got a one year old daughter and yes, I love the podcast. Oh my god. So Molly, she had an acid baby. Oh my god, an acid baby. That's a repercussion and a half. Dude, imagine that on acid like imagine if you could feel yourself becoming impregnated while you're on acid. That'd be so fucking trippy. Oh, just the sound. Feel the fucking hectic calm like fucking worm in its way. You could hear all the sounds of each little baby trying to get there. If you could put your hand right here and you can feel the vibration of the sperm swimming and fighting each other. I found a way in. That would be so hectic. I'd fucking love to feel that bro, seriously. Remember we all used to be sperms. We all used to be a little sperm. Yeah, isn't that crazy? I'm kind of like, what the fuck? Surely there was a better sperm than this there. I was lucky because on my dad's load I was the only sperm. No competition. Wow. You just could just took your time. I took my time, yeah. You went up to your mum's breasts for a while and hung around her areolas and you were licking him and circling him with your little sperm tongue and you were throat and we're kissing her gently here. It took three months after the conception for her to get pregnant. A few more sperms in the back of her throat. A dying sperm was in the throat. Yeah, it took three months after they fucked till she was pregnant. So I was technically in my mum's body for 12 months. I wonder if that kid's going to be like, imagine if it just hallucinated forever because when it was made like there's like acid in there that goes in the cell. That's like in the cell. And if that lock morphs together and that lock keeps going you would fucking think that that hallucination she'd grow and morph with it. Yeah, I agree. This next one is an unknown caller but I'm going to say his name's Dean. It's fucking guess who it is Dean our mate Dean fucking website singer Dean. So it is Dean. So you guessed that and it is Dean. Well says it and he says Hi guys this is your UK friend Dean oh the singer man I'm just rung up to say that Matt you're fucking disgusting your little fucking cards your basketball cards your bullshit fucking stickers you're a disgrace your bald head makes me want to throw up all over my mother I fucking hate you anyway guys great podcast I have a few questions girls one why is he in the vicinity of his mother's twat to throw up on her in the first place like yeah it's pretty common for me too you must be German then yeah yeah yeah he's English German well that explains it all this one is look here we go hello boys have I got a bender story so bender New Year's Day no fucking what am I saying sorry I'm a little bit cool Australia Day back in 2021 can't remember too many benders I fucking tried to backflip of a probably about 2 meter ledge into the pool did the backflip fucked up hit my head as I went in fucking gassed myself to the shit kept drinking a bunch of piss so just got fucking knee deep in the fucking grog and then the boys around me were saying fucking you know at this stage I was fucking out of my mind fucking you know I'll let you fucking anticipate what the bender meant but I was fucking out of it the boys were saying go to the hospital had a few more drinks but after went to the hospital 18 stitches in my head fucking necked it up fucking kept partying went back the boys were still at mine and just fucking kept going kept charging baby got a little bit of fucking sniff bit of MD and I was more rolled than when I fucking hit my head so that's my bender story love you boys 18 stitches is no joke that is a lot it's amazing how some of these people go back it's so much fun that's a common trend you have gone so far like you've been you've sacrificed your body for everyone he's fucked himself up doing a backflip trying to show off the boys have probably told him to do the backflip come on mate you can do it and then imagine seeing someone fall and hit their head good laugh for the boys so then he has to go pay the piper get the fucking stitches of course he deserves to come back that's where the glory lies because now everyone just looking at you laughs and knows you're a fucking good fucking legend they think what the fuck not only did I see him spinning in the air and crush his skull on the side of the pool and watch him go off to the hospital now that cunt's back here he's out drinking me he's fucking had more than me and he's had three hours at the hospital that's godlike shit that is fucking god the moment he had walked through the door would be the best moment imagine bendering as an olympic I'm trying to hook up with him bendering as an olympic event they just had one from every country every drug and drink you can think of there and as much as you can consume and as long as you can stay awake you designated like a party room that's like big brother style there's certain activities you can do objects you're given and the only song they keep playing is that fucking day and night last one standing gets a fucking gold medal wrapped around there and vomit we would have been good at that here's the next one hey marty marco you guys are so fucking sick bro you guys are absolute legends yous are exactly who I want to be not gonna lie so funny story I think you should put this in the podcast I was eating out this chick to one of your videos and I got to the matte brown black book oh my god so we kept going and then when it got to the black book she was like what the fuck are you watching I've never seen you guys before I was like oh yeah don't worry I'll just put on a different one so I went onto your website and put on that is it bad to shit where you eat love you fellas oh we love you too dude so that imagine growling out some bitch and then you start hearing how do you know she was a bitch can you start hearing matt's fucking stories they fucked while I was having at the same time maybe yeah man if that girl can sit through the black book and you don't shit where you eat I wonder if she can start hearing me like fuck maybe this guy's like like this guy could be dangerous and unpredictable give this is what he's listening to and expect this one is honestly probably the cream of the crock the MVPs of the day this one's probably the most fucked hey boys there's a a bender story from these bender boys we went up we went up four of us and one of my friends was sitting on a case of you we hit this bump we went up down and he landed on the case of this smashed everywhere we saw he thought it was sweat we get out and he's just got a lot running down his leg and we had to spread his ass open clean the cut out big hole in his ass and then he's got two assholes a double the fuck and um fucking yeah the next day the doctor has got five stitches in his ass wow now man the boys are both fucking at once at least he went to the hospital the next day see that's brave shit a lot of people go oh fuck fuck fuck gotta go to hospital I can't party anymore if you can wait till the next day that's god like shit or you come back yeah or you come back if you're gonna go to hospital and you don't come back you push it out dude imagine fucking jumping on a case of glass beer bottles dude so he's gone over a bump like in the tray we've done this many times he's just your mate's drunk of course full driving through the out back and you're in the back tray next minute he's bounced up landed on a case of beer they've split and broke and the glass has gone into his ass and then he's bled from his ass like that's brave brave shit funny to see oh man oh he thought it was sweat originally that's crazy now this has been fucking hot this one is I just feel good vibes from him I just could sense from his text message if you send a good text message we will call you potentially we're gonna call this number and we're gonna see what this man has to say because I can feel some god like shit happening here let's see what happens it's a random caller who called us we're calling them now hello hello hello we are if this is Marty and Michael calling live from the fully actual podcast you have to do something you know to this to this anyway yeah yeah you have to make a noise though you have to make a noise that a pig that a pig makes or we're hanging up make a noise that a pig makes otherwise we have to hang up you have to do some oinks such pressure two so you say oink just say oink yes she got in there okay just say oh fuck man man those noises make me feel you only have one these were bad what's your boyfriend's name Bailey and what's your name Emily Emily and Bailey Emily and Bailey have sex Emily and Bailey have sex together test this here yeah hold on is he far away no he shouldn't be like less than five minutes look we may call back just tell him to call us if I call back he's gonna answer yes surely maybe only if you make the sound of a cat that is under attack a cat that is under attack then we will answer the call I can't come on now how bad do you want it how bad do you want we're not answering I'll call you back I'll call you back Bailey's gay he's breaking up with you she's calling now it's too late she didn't make the cat sounds oh wow we are harsh here at mighty we are stern but fair we're not really fair we are stern hello hello we are stern and firm oh man so yeah that's that's happened sometimes and she's now tried to call back but we couldn't answer well look all we wanted was just a cat under attack sound and we couldn't get it we are stern and firm we call but we also expect some form of I want you to be vulnerable with us it's respect it's just a level of respect I want you to be vulnerable with us and to be able to make noises if we ask for it it's very simple so Bailey you fucking tell what was her name again Emily you tell Emily that she fucked this up for you she fucked it up cause like a domestic violence oh my god I would be well pissed let's bloody move right along everyone because we're bloody bloody bloody idiots and I'll tell you what I don't wear a seatbelt most of the time when I'm driving fucking who cares brother it's time for Trauma Trivia Trauma Trivia Trauma Trivia and this is a segment where Matt asks me and Michael questions and if we get them wrong we get some sort of physical pain hurt oh man what's the physical pain this week actually it'll be based on what you pull out it's nothing to fuck I can't podcast meant to be a break from pain so as long as you have like stab each other or fucking potato gun fuck you Emily aww you're causing so much hate she sounded like a lovely person Matt I felt fucking she wanted that for Bailey anyway sorry she wanted that for Bailey next week but Bailey bloody bloody get his go and make some cat sounds I'll tell you that much I'll have a bloody turn just grab one please and let me know what you got oh yeah so we've pulled Australia out of a hat we have no idea what this means oh is this the topic okay alright I wasn't even born here but I know we're on here brother fuck it's not a good punishment just a light one okay alright let's do it and we'll do it on the wrist have you got the belt yeah I'll go get a belt we'll be right back with the belt have a bong have a bong have a bong fuck you Emily the break have a bong have a bong have a break here I go baby this is the real shit knees knees I've got some knees knees knees knees to me please what's the daily yo and we're back with belt and let's fucking hear it as he adjusts his little hair what's the daily yo you can do that with your hair just the apple top bit how much money would it take for you to cut all your hair except for the bit at the top spike it up like that and dye that yellow with a black bit on top so it's like the tip of a banana you could do that you could fucking do that with your hair I would want to you would you do all the yeah of course you would 10 grand you're not cutting it 10 grand so I just each day it's dyed and I just got it you just have that hair cut for one day if I can just style it like that yeah 10k easy then I'd style that for a month like that for 10k I'm gonna set a fucking go fund me we could even spray paint it yellow you can't undo this now if we get to 10k I'm no Emily do you promise oh no Emily's lovely if we raise 10 grand you will cut all of your hair off except for the bit on top no no I would dye my hair yellow I didn't know you said cut so you only have the tip of the banana on your head how much would it take 50k you wouldn't do that 40 grand cash you wouldn't do it for $20,000 if I came to you with $20,000 that's a house deposit okay so what about 15,000 then if I rocked up with $15,000 I would do it for 20k minimum that is fucked up man even 19 I wouldn't do it I promise you it would take 20 but you will do it for 20 I would just I'd be pissed off I'd be a shitty boy for a long time you only have to have it like for one day but obviously your hair will be dyed yellow and black at the tip it might not look too bad once you like wash it and let it fall oh yeah it would be very very shabby okay so guys we've got 20k is the limit anyway let's move on with the segment we've got a bit of sidetrack sorry brown town I am I listen Australia I apologise Australia I'm for it I want to see that hair no you have to strike us brown I'm not striking you you are the strike master I'm sorry we're too close to each other you'll have to come to me then I have to strike you that makes me feel fucking terrible rigging with your rig and then that means your missus will blame me for the bruises alright let's hear it first question let's go baby everyone's bloody patiently waiting you banana looking is everything alright? what is the longest river in Australia I know it oh my god shit shit shit that's it how'd you know that I'm gonna say it is obviously the one fuck I'm not 100% sure of my answer it is Lake Moran Bidgy it's on a river what about this do we allow steels if they get it wrong yeah of course okay sorry go the Murray river yeah that's correct oh my god I'm lost that is correct well I was close Lake Moran Bidgy that's true actually let's all get hit no fuck okay look on the wrist on his knee I reckon let's test it Michael pick where it is and it's the same spot every time for the rest what about shin there so then you have to don't don't fucking hold back Matt otherwise this is just gonna be fall on deaf ears oh shit man yeah he not know what the biggest fucking river in Australia is oh shit whoa I'm scared fucking give it to me brown is that bad it's not fun it's not fun didn't look that bad yeah that was that was a four ring in with your ring I'm pretty annoyed at how easily he doesn't know how to let's do it to each other then sorry I had some injuries I thought you might want to do it to each other alright next question is for Marty when did the first Melbourne Cup take place Melbourne Cup is the biggest horse races in Australia this is unfair because Michael's family used so heavily involved with the Melbourne Cup that of course he's gonna know this what year was the first Melbourne Cup 1905 that is incorrect look it was obviously the war took a toll on everyone so I'm gonna say 1950 the war took a toll on everyone who's right 19 no it's incorrect the first Melbourne Cup took place in 1861 I was right I must hit you I must hit you as hard as I can I will now strike your foot I will now strike your foot I will now strike your foot with all my force that I can I will now fuck your leg look how high my arm goes look how high my arm goes look how high my arm goes I must move forward so I can leverage and I will crunch down into this strike don't hurt don't hit my knee I will crunch and use my force I push from my legs and my energy travels through my torso and expels from my fingertips as I strike through my target no don't hit my knee don't hit my fucking knee oh my god oh no that's gonna suck if that happens to me oh my god it's so painful on the foot I feel like so high oh no oh my god dude James got a chocolate on still pain I was scared you hit my knee oh we never do that baby we never hit injuries next question it's for Michael oh my god yes the Australian koalas diet consists of mainly oh yes so easy eucalyptus leaves oh yes oh it's one all no it's two one check do I get a chance to answer correctly as well no you get advantage on your go oh hang on only if I fuck it up no no he gets it right so he doesn't get hit and then if he gets it wrong you get a chance I find that this is bullshit what would you like to do I'd like to get struck by that bell hey his name's Ray Ray don't hit me with a buckle otherwise I won't be going home tonight okay is it oh shit what about the ankle have you ever tried the ankle maybe nah I don't think so I don't think so I'm not worried ah hit my heel hit my heel which isn't too bad very good it's not too bad I'll probably give that maybe a an initial five but it was more shocking I feel like watching a car accident and a baby that's not strapped improperly getting fucking launched out the front windscreen that's kind of shock I felt so what's the score here two one yeah two one because you got you stole a stole question yeah with those ones it's whoever's closest I can't believe I said 1950 and I can't believe I said the lake fuck you alright Marty what is Australia's national cake oh yes think of a cake only in Australia yeah but there's a couple that it could be a fucking cake don't fucking I know what it is so I've won oh he fucking got it well done I was going to say Pavlova that was the other thing cause I was like but then I was like does New Zealand or Australia so it wasn't as Australian and Lemington is the only thing in Australia Lemington baby anyway all great bakeries sell them show me your foot now dude I've already got a fucking foot ache irritation dude so inflamed it's all it hurts so much already oh the flesh is tender it wants to heal it's trying to heal it's it needs to rest I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared you got the tip of a dick head fuck you got that tip that's so shit I got the tip did I really? that's shit did the end get you that's what I was trying to do maximum velocity how pain that was a good 7 next question brown balloon brown banana brown banana he's too over right banana okay so I've got some good questions here as of June 2023 this is my question Michael's question Michael's question as of June 2023 what is Australia's population June 2023 remember this is a higher lower thing so take a guess have think brain closest to the number squeeze brain have thinker don't you fucking touch me you're a platypus don't considering for the first time ever for some reason Australia's population growth has sort of not gone as normal as it used to I wonder why the death rates were really high lots of like bear attacks I hope you get this right I'm gonna say it is at 25 million 25 million 25 million Marty what do you think I'm gonna say 25 million and one oh you fucking please tell me it's 27 million it's 27 it's 26 million 638 I was close I was close I was close let's see don't touch it shit it looks raw we better put some eyes on it huh I've got a nice cold bed I'll put some eyes on it oh fuck man I can't handle this shit fucking tip dude yeah tip oh the tip hurts the tip hurts you sound like them bitches I used to oh that's not just a joke look that hurt and is that all of it that's 4-1 in the questions I guess it's a fair win yeah you did win last week when we were talking about drum sets or whatever the fuck we were talking about golf sorry yeah so everyone that was trauma trivia let us know in the comments if you think that that's fucking a hyped up awesome segment that you really want to get around or if you'd rather fucking go outside and watch the sunset apparently it's good to do that oh shit it's like someone slowly turning a light off pretty sure Gary Brecker the guy it works no it's more morning light it's more the fucking morning light sets your sarkadian rhythm to the right fucking spots and gets your milk tan and go and say you know when you go to bed at nought time head to bed it's time to have famous are we oh yeah we got some good fame fame I want fame what's my name it's not a game what's my name it's not a game I need fame and that's that's the spirit of things here everyone and we want to find out how famous are we and the only scientific way to do that is to message other famous people and if they reply that's then when we know we are on their level of a fame do you get it bro we are on their level of fame bro and then every time we get it we step it up we step it up it's fair to say that we found out something I guess this week we are not as famous as Jessica Malboy she's more famous than us dude we've gotten a lot of replies okay so last week we messaged Jessica Malboy and look she didn't reply so you know I'm thinking something's gone wrong there and maybe she's just got the new phone and she's not sure how to use it or something but she hasn't seen our dm's but so we went ahead and messaged a few other people we messaged so we've gone ahead and messaged Danny Filippo from Racka Racka right and he replied immediately so that's good don't forget to how do I like unread it I have to put it out there Danny from Racka Racka in another year I think will be 10 times as big as Jessica Malboy well I'd say they're world famous at the moment they're bigger than fucking Dave Hughes so we have definitely now upgraded what did he say to us what did Danny say he just said yo just writing and writing hoping to shoot our next movie this year so just finishing some drafts how are you guys so he's just fucking he's a fucking good con and there you go so we are on their level but it gets better alright now we all know the pinnacle of fame is maths fuck off for you overseas people that's married at first so reality tv show here in Australia and Michael went to the trouble of DMing a bunch of them he just damed a bunch of them and so the first one he damed Melinda, she has nearly 600,000 followers now just so you guys know these are all people from not the current season this is last year's season cause current seasons they're not allowed on their social media so we couldn't but these guys are fucking poppin bro they're fucking hectic as shit in poppin 600k bro that's fucking hectic good shit bro Matt Brown it's hectic good shit so Michael opened with even though it's a woman hey mate really enjoying you on maths how's it going she said she thinks that we're watching her now she said hello who am I talking with Marty or Michael I was on the last season just making sure you have the right person as the new season is currently airing haha oh my god she thinks she thinks we're that dumb holy fuck hahaha alright so I want to add message another one Harrison I don't know if you'll remember Harrison nobody remembers Harrison yeah he was like the controversial he cheated and that's bad look anyway he's on 71k so like yeah he should be replying let's be honest I thought you started with 70k when you started in C.I. but apparently you start from zero or something they change the rules anyway Michael says hey mate really enjoying you on maths at the moment how's it going even though he was on last season so he's replied with I'm not on maths at the moment I think you mean Jack it works so well my head I like this so what do I say back to this let's just go um you get sick of this like no you're not you know an argument say now you're on this season oh shit are you not Jack is that too mean cause he might feel like he's so oh shit sorry mate I'm currently on maths I reckon like I didn't really want to do this now rise rise rise rise up everybody clearly we are as famous as people that went on maths last season and that is so special to me bro who it's look as we said before that's just hey don't you put my finger I was celebrating bro what the fuck bro I was just celebrating with my friends so oh I do okay yep stop stop it bro what the fuck bro you are being so fucking bork so look we are as famous as the people from last season but what's even bigger is Racka Racka Denny what a legend he's kind of like cheating but look we gotta show it we gotta float our boat where we've got it that's exactly right mate and now we message someone else for next week who could Wendell Sailor be bigger fucking Sailor Wendell fucking Sailor which one is he? he is famous though Matthew Brown but he actually follows us Matthew Brown okay for those who don't know him Wendell Sailor used to play for Australia in the rugby union and the NRL yes both he's a freak athlete and he's done cocaine so we message him and we're gonna see what far King ha oh wait we got big news alright so we've already messaged him I couldn't help it when I found out he followed us and he has replied do you believe us Matt? James this is big big Dell he's replied to us so we message him and said big Dell Adam McGoodle just told us a funny story about you wanted to know if it was true or not dogs love him so we talk to Wendell Sailor we're on Wendell Sailor's level right now bro and that's fucking hectic what the fuck is going on right now bro I could die right now and be so fucking good that's a lot of celebrities that we just we're in the same room with bro we should get them all on a voice call and just fuck have a big group chat leave a prank call I'm gonna give the fuck yeah it's time for prank call dog pig shit your time is there for us to waste picking up your phone was a first mistake ha ha ha ha it's prank call time nah city council this is Alex hey Alex my name's Dakota and there's kind of a strange call but I'm just I just have some really kind of deep concerns I don't feel like I'm being met or there's nothing really being done about that so I was just wondering if there was someone I could talk to about possibly yeah something being done about this so I can help you further what's the issue that you're wanting council assistance with yeah so like I'm noticing like all this data and experts and everything chiming in and saying like climate change is happening and it just gives me such like anxiety like it should everyone but like I'm not seeing any like real changes yet like I'm yeah sure like people you know put the bins out and stuff like that but there's no like real changes being made and I just I feel like as a citizen of Brisbane I have a voice and I have a right to demand that something changes and I just want to know who I need to speak to about that because it's getting to a point now where I am getting fed up with the lack of action and understanding concerns look from like a holistic point of view I guess on climate change I would be writing to your local member Lord Mayor CEO what can you put me through to him is he available or something because like I would just really feel like so the best thing that you need to do is raise your concerns in writing yeah you're not going to get a direct line to the Lord Mayor the Lord Mayor's office is also closed it's quarter to six so normally I would put you through to a staff member for them the Lord Mayor's administration concerns is there like a reason or anything like is there like a reason or something though that like like surely someone like you're an adult okay like we're all adults surely there must be someone who knows like why isn't anything being done about it yet why why hasn't why hasn't that been the world is heating up at such a pace do you know what I mean like it's so scary right now yeah so there's three levels of government you are federal local and state the best thing to do is discuss with your local it's too long it's too long to do like I like aren't you worried like do you have kids and stuff like that like don't you want your kids to live in a you know world where it's not so bloody hot that they have to they don't even have a winter anymore did you want me to connect you through to possibly any like supports I don't know that I can help much further than I have rather than letting you know initiatives for green waste reduction and things like that I think the best thing would be to write to your local member but I could potentially put you through to beyond blue or someone similar just to have a chat they don't really do anything for me they just kind of like look I'll try and calm down okay but the reason I'm calling is just I feel like there's nothing really concrete changing and there is irreversible damage okay that is happening right now and I would just like someone to take some action any kind of action like even you and I as adults we can take action right now okay like me calling you right now that's me taking action is there something that you could do to take action you personally I know you're just you know you answer the phone etc etc exactly exactly could you stand up maybe just stand up right now and just say it maybe just stand up and say take action if you could just at least do that that would instill some confidence in me can you just stand up and say I will take action like I just need to hear it from someone let's get some passion going again and let's get this movement flowing stronger than ever so stand up with me right now and let's say I will take action on three okay really sorry I can't do that I'm also working from home so no one else is going to hear a pal so yeah I'm really sorry you can say it for me then please say it for me okay let's do this together right now okay on three one two three I will take action I will take action yeah thank you okay thank you that's all I needed to hear okay within writing potential Lord Mayor your local government asking what they're doing and remember there's three levels of government so it's not just council yeah that's pretty much all I wanted it's often budget related to and and mechanisms there but I know they're trying to reduce waste at least and yeah yeah I would have a look at putting those concerns in writing and getting a reply from everyone and see yeah right okay but for CEO Lord Mayor you are best to put those requests in writing okay sweet all right well yeah that sounds pretty easy oh thanks for the chat and yeah I'll put it in writing or something and take what you said no worries alright mate too easy thank you so much for your time appreciate that mate see you mate oh man I lost control dude that is far he said it he said I was he's alone in his house and he said I will take action he didn't want a bar of that I'll take action he said that was great don't forget to like comment subscribe because five star review on Spotify it keeps the whole wheel churning bro and let us know in the comments if you want if you want some fucking challenges to do join the prank call baby because that she was hit it fish cakes on the floor eggs pop it in 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