 I'm cracking open a nice, uh... Are you drinking White Claw? A nice 2020 White Claw? No, I also have whiskey, don't worry. Oh, that's just your chaser? Yeah. Sean, what do you got? I'm drinking some straight aviation gin, which was sent to me by Ryan Reynolds himself. Hey, you dropped that name back there. Let's go ahead and end the video now. Oh, sorry! I need to pick up that name drop I just put down. Sorry, what? I dropped all my best buds, Ryan. You know, I call them rye. I have something from Orphan Barrel Whiskey. Wow, how about Finest Quality? Age 25 years, though. Orphan Barrel made that whiskey. The Orphans made this whiskey, dude. Orphan's tears. That is the worst name. Guys, what if we... Talked about anything else. What if we played Uno? Let's play Uno. All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Drunk Uno. I am joined today with Anthony. Say hi. Hello. Craig, gameplays. Hey. And Spideycee Man. What's up? So today, we're playing not just Uno, but Drunk Uno. Let me explain how this is about to work. If you draw two, we all have whiskey, by the way, apart from Ethan, who's a... No, I have whiskey. I have the whiskey made by Orphans. Remember that bit that shouldn't go in any of our videos? That's more of a repressed memory at this point. If you draw two, you have to take a sip. If you draw four, you have to take a shot. If you skip, the person who gets skipped takes a sip. This is a tongue twister. If you reverse, the person who gets reversed takes a sip. And if you call false Uno, the person who missed calling Uno takes two shots. And if you win, you choose someone to take two shots. I just need to change my sound settings. Hey, the less you play, the less you drink. Look at it that way. This is a fair point, Ethan. Don't worry about it. I can't see anything yet. I hate to see that. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. What did I draw? How many? Did I get to draw four? It's a train wreck. Oh, OK. Wait, was that a draw four or changing my sound settings? Nah, you're good at it. Oh, that was just a mistake. Why would you do such a thing? Thank you, man. I'm actually ready. Cheers, man. No, no, no. I just like the colors. I love colors, guys. It's my favorite thing about you. I just know how to play color matchy. So is that a shot or a goal? It's going to call it pretty much the same thing. I took a big old goal. There we go. There we go. OK, Dave, so far. Oh, warm the old soul. Good morning, fellas. Oh, boy, oh, boy. OK, hard moves. I really like this game. This is a game made for made for my brain, because all you got to know is numbers and colors, and that's that's pretty much it. Yeah, trouble with that sometime. I'm just glad it's the online version, so I don't have to think green. It's just like, no, you can't play that or move. That's my favorite part. I don't actually have any physical activity. Oh, you got all sorry. I was adjusting with my sound. And so what's the skip? Oh, it's a sip drink. OK, is it a sip or a goal? And you get a sip. Oh, I see it, baby. Oh, I see it. Do it again. OK, never stop drinking fish. Oh, and boy, and I heard that. Yes, there we go. Oh, wow, fantastic number. That was good. That was trouble. Oh, baby, jump in right into it. Oh, my God. Oh, OK, that's fine. Oh, you hairy. I didn't want to play. Never mind. Thank you. You played not wrong. Hey, why don't you take a sip of that dare whiskey, boy? There, there, do it, do it. Take a drink. Oh, I'm going to be dead after the first round. What? This might be a bad idea. OK, short session. One game only. I have to do plus two, and then I'll do this. Wait, what's? It doesn't have yellow. Plus two is OK. Do I not? Cheers, fellas. Let's come back again. None of us are going to have a liver. Oh, now I got all four of these videos lined up at the same time. It's just us drinking constantly. Pretty much. Damn it. Who? I don't even know who's turn it is to drink. I sip from either. I've made Minilad basically turn it into an alcoholic. I'm going to make it red to that himself. What's the difference? She's a show. Oh, baby. Oh, buddy. Oh, pal. Oh, please. I'm glad I'm going to see this game. OK, OK. Keep it red. Let me help you. Let me help you. Decline? It is red. I think it's fine. Plus four. Hold on. I have two. Four. Yeah, that's what the plus four was. OK. Bitchy. I wasn't sure whether I should challenge it or decline it. I had no idea what to do. Challenging it means that if I had something else that I could have played, you can challenge me. OK. Then I have to draw four. OK. Well, I need to take a shot, then, because I just had to draw four. Craig, you are low on cards to have some more. And some more, Skate. No more alcohol. Have more. I'm not going to make it 10 minutes. Go on, go on, go on, go on. Boys, boys, with the jump-ins, with the jump-ins. That's a show I haven't watched in a while. All right. Boys, I'm refilling my glass already. This is so bad. Really? I've been on UNO twice. Auntie. Oh, my god. OK, that's fine. I just want to get rid of these cards. Every time the jump-in happens, I get so afraid, because I just forget where the letters are on my keyboard for some reason. Oh! Call yourself a gamer. Wait, so that can traverse? Do I drink? I drink? OK. Yes, sir. OK, relax, game. Hey, UNO, a sip. OK. OK, here we go. I bet you'll play a seven. Maybe that's smooth. Well played, well played. Come on, game. Come on. Oh, the cards are with me. Fuck's sake. Oh, OK. No. OK, I got really scared. It's very hard. You say something like, ooh, I'm afraid that's going to be like a test, or a skip, or anything. By the end of the day, it's just going to be PTSD. No, no, no, no, no. Plus two for you. And plus two for you. Take a sip, boys. So who all drinks? I guess just Sean. Everybody drinks, and I. Wait, is it just Sean? Because I guess. I didn't draw, so I'm not drinking. OK, yeah. You don't have to. You don't have to look at that. Are the cards? Oh, no, oh, no. Oh, you'd love to see. OK, I will play that. OK, yellow. You won't get a fantastic move. Yeah, you're welcome. You're welcome. What can I say? I'm real up off my glass as well. Christ, I need to take all our sips. You take a sip, baby. No, Sean. OK, good, good Lord. Has everybody taken a shot yet? Oh, yeah. No, I mean, I've taken a shot's worth. But yeah. Come on, give a couple of them. Oh, thank you, God. You listen to my prayers. Fuck. Damn. All right. Give me something good. Give me something good. I'm going to decline the challenge. I don't want any more cards. I've already got four. There you go. Take a shot. Yeah. Oh, all right. And I'll play that. Please. I should not have been playing this with Rye. No. Yeah, let it be. Well, these are sipping drinks. Why would Anthony know? Anthony, no. I don't care. I don't care. I take a sip. I'm safe. I'm happy. I'm Craig. All right. OK. Give me something. Oh, yes. And we'll play it. Oh, no. Keep it red. Come on, come on, come on. Come on, baby, come on, baby. I don't know if you're good with your colors. I was like, you know what? I don't want to. You know, that's about the point. If we lose now, Sean. Red, not a boy. Yeah, I know. I understand colors. I know these colors. There's all four of them. Oh my god. There we go. No more colors in the rainbow. Kind of wish this game would end, so I could have a moment to breathe, but. Yeah. Come on, do something else. Change it from red. Four eight. Come on, old man. Oh, play that. Yeah. Sean, take a shot. I'm not even the one getting these plus fours. I still feel bad. I need a word of truth. How's that? Not too much. No. Oh, smooth, baby. Don't skim me like that. What you're going to do? Come on, let me play that one. Come on, I know you can't. Don't let him win. Don't let him win. Don't let him win. Yeah. Let's go, boys. Let's go. Let's go. Roll around. You suck butt cheeks. I don't have that color. Don't let it stay on green. Or you can. Actually, you can. You can let it stay on green. Fine, I'll let it stay on green. All right. So I have plus two. OK. You can let it stay on green. Oh, I don't get to. Cheers. Now don't let it stay on green. I don't have. Yeah, there you go. Oh, great. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Whiskey flow, gentlemen. Skip. Take a sip. All right. Cheers again. Great, thanks, guys. I think this is more of a challenge of who's going to be able to see in the next hour. Yeah. Yeah. I should not have chosen the whiskey I chose. OK. You feel that already? It's 50%. I'm going to be having a long night. Don't you, Mr. Symphony. Mine's 41. So I hope I don't have to do a lot of shots. Between games, I'm going to set up a door to ash order delivery for McDonald's because the moment we're done. Oh, my lord. He's got it. Remember to not leave it on green because I'm afraid he is green. Or maybe that was for green. All right, well, I don't really have any choice. Well, I can't do anything about it. Take a drink. Take a little sip. Take a drink. OK. We're going to continue to keep it off green. That would mean a lot to me, person. Green it is. Green it is. Green it is, boys. Little green men. This is all I can do. Sorry, Sean. OK. Anthony, that's you. OK. OK. Change the color. Sean, change the color. I don't like that. That's actually the opposite of what I wanted. No. I changed the color. You want to be to change the color. There you go. You know what I want. You have a plus four, don't you? I'll give you that. Cheers. OK. I was about to say, if you stack it, I'm going to be so mad. Nice. Take that shot. Take that shot. Oh, fuck. I'm already sweating. My teeth are on fire. You know what's kind of nice, guys? Are you taking whiskey the right way? I don't know. Yeah, wait. Why do your teeth hurt? I don't know. I'm just going to keep jumping in, though. The whiskey's on something right. Why are your teeth hurt and you're sweating? I'm just going to keep jumping in. I don't care. That's fine. That's fine. I don't care. See, why would you do? You don't care. I stopped you from winning. I stopped you from winning. There we go. We have an unformed alliance here. This is USA versus Ireland. All right. OK. That's what we want to do, huh? All right. You really want to fight with Irishmen? Sean, you have to take a shot. You have to take a shot. From my small country, you're fucked, kid. Wait, I have to take a shot. That's fine. Sean is the one that chews. Wait, who's taking a shot, Ethan? I have. Drink up, boy. It's just one shot, right? Yeah, I used to think it tasted good at the start. Oh, no. No, I refuse. I don't want any more. Wait, does this mean two sips? Jesus Christ. I take two sips? Yeah, maybe I'll just take a shot at that point. It's just Craig can join you. I think Anthony can join you. Oh, plus four. Oh, boy. I'm going to put my grandfather in the grave at this rate. Oh, boy, it's going to be a long night. Sean, how about you take a sip, too? Sure, right at it. Everything's fine. I'm going to be best friends forever. I should have just chose vodka so I could put water in my cup and lied. I was about to say, because of quarantine and stuff, it's not like we have anything to do tomorrow, but we're YouTubers. So we don't really have anything to do tomorrow anyway. So. Right? Other than this, keeping our YouTube channel alive is more on us than anything else. I'm going to nuke my brain cells so I can get some views. Let's see. Let's see what we want. Yeah, everybody got a good strategy going into this game. I never have a strategy. Is there a strategy or is there a strut? My strategy is to take the cars that are in my hand and put them in that middle section. Are they? If it's a plus four, I'm going to fly to LA and slap you in the wiener. I can't do that. I take this shot. I'll bring a boost stick. That's six feet. You can't get on a plane, Anthony. I'm going to challenge it anyway. All right, that's a four car. That's six. That is rough. Plus six. That is rough. Oh, come on. Put that jump in. Other people get to drink with me. Wonderful. Trying to be nice, but Craig brought the madness. Wonderful. Wonderful. It's the madness. Mini-mad. Mini-mad. Did it did it did it did it did it did it. All right. I don't know, guys. It's looking pretty good for me. It is looking good for you. Why is it looking so good for you? You always look good. I know. I regret saying that. I take that back. What about a little one of these? Please don't be blue. That's that thing. Yes, baby. Oh, that's me? Damn you. Yeah, you skipped. I reversed. Jesus. How long are we going to play? I'm not going to make it. I'm doing fine so far, but give it 10 minutes and it'll probably be a different story. It'll hit you like a silent car wreck. Yeah, like there's a bonfire and like a silent car wreck. Oh, good. Another sip. Oh, wait, does that mean he sips twice or I sip and then somebody else sips? Oh, we all drink. More drink. Sure, why not, why not? A great bunch of lads. Oh, yeah, I have to change. Oh, thank you, because then I can do this. Ooh. Wasn't that fun? I don't like this. I plus two you and I drank for the sake of drinking. That's what I'm saying. I don't have to then. Take a big sip. I'm almost out of gin. Really? All of that aviation gin that was hand delivered to you by Ryan Reynolds himself and then he gave you a kiss right on the lips and it was fine because it was right before quarantine started. I imagine Ryan Reynolds delivering that like a silver platter and then he like reveals like this cloth. He just was a bottle of gin is actually just his massive erection. No, they just roll him up on a gurney and then you tear the blanket off and the gin is just sitting on Ryan Reynolds abs. Not sitting around the ad is just clasped between his cheeks. Sean has to take a body shot off of Ryan Reynolds. You see, would you not? Would you not? Absolutely would. That's a story I would tell my great-grandchildren on my best debt. On my best debt. You better do that. We're reaching that level. Oh, boy. OK, I have time for you in bed. I'm going to try speaking English here. Drink the tea or stuff. You got to get something else. I'll skip for gin. How many bottles of aviation did gin did Ryan the Reynolds give you? Ryan the Reynolds. He gave me six. Excuse me, Mr. Reynolds. Excuse me, sir. Let's go. I can't feel my tongue no more. Why can't I speak no more? Thank you. Stop it. I don't want to draw anymore. This is the letter you had to press to put it in. Yes, it was. Dude, none of you guys get really nervous when you have to jump in. Yes, I just tried to click it and press the number on the keyboard. I didn't even know you could click it. Jump in. I need to get off the hall of mouse's. There's time limits. You could just walk away and draw the cards. I mean, I'd be upset if you do that. Can we pause the game? No, you can't pause it. This is online. This is a competitive person shooter. This is e-sports. God damn it. No, I'm not an online game. I can't come down for dinner. All right, here we go, boys. It is another shot for me. Well, look at this. I get to draw cards. Oh, yeah. Oh, look at him go. Double digit hit it. Oh, yeah. Oh, my god, son. Hey, look at that. It was all worth it. Somebody gets to draw. Oh, yeah, prick. Cheers. Oh, god. This. I don't like that. Oh, no. There's got to be a three in here somewhere. All right, let's keep going. I'm just looking at you through your life. There it is. I thought I sensed one new guy. I heard you. Take a shot at you, whore. OK, I owe two cents when I get alcohol again. And a shot, right? I named it. No, or did you do the shot? That was how I ended it. Oh, baby, oh, boy, oh, boy. All right, I get to moment to put together my McDonald's order. Here we go. Oh, god. You're too gay to do it. I'm just going to repay the favor and send it back to Ethan. No, I just did one. And the name cheers off the bat. You, dude, I hope your roof leaks even more. It already awed. I owe two sips. For those who don't know, my roof started leaking like last month, and it's still not fixed because coronavirus. It started leaking when I was there, March 15. That was a month ago. I know. Drink it, everybody. You hate to see it. Everybody? How is everybody drunk? Sorry. OK. I'll just say, is there a new rule? Did I miss something? Honestly, I've never been more excited to be. God, damn it. Dude, I'm going to finish this bottle by the end of the session. Holy shit. That's not happening. I will law about this game before I get even close to that. Do I even drink now? What's going on? I think you drank all of it from that. I just finished what was ever in my glass. We'll go with that. Terrible, this is terrible. I'm salivating so much. Yeah, I'm grabbing a thing really quick. I'm grabbing water. And say. No, you dude. Don't do. You were wrong. You were wrong. No, I'm not. I'm not drawing anything. I'm not doing it. Oh, no. I refuse to drink. Not up and chop up. W, what happened while I was gone? I'm not a player when I play Uno. You got plus four. Dude, I know that burp. I know that burp all too well. That one struggled to go down burp. That was a hell burp. What if I instead do many sips? Many sips of a shot. You're really just dragging out your misery at that point, if I'm being honest. That's fair. When it comes to straight liquor, it's better. It's better to just drink it all. Pretty much. I've done shots in a while, boys. I have not done shots in a while. I don't have an abounding experience. Yeah, I'm 30 years old. I don't have done shots in years. Anything above 21 is beyond shot territory. Really, honestly, 21 through 25, it's fair game. The day I turned 25, my body was just like, you know what, you're actually 70 now. See, that's why I feel like, because I'm only 23. So I feel like I should still have it in me, but I never went to college. So I didn't get my training years in. Oh, we haven't. It is all down to my friend. No. I'm at 30 now, and I have trouble getting out of bed. I may not make it to the 70. I don't know how people how seven. How do they even do it? They don't play UNO and take shots every time. That's fair. That's fair. Oh my god. Yeah, this is all the same. We're gonna die early for kids entertainment. Ugh. Oh my god. I can't hear Jesus. He hit so gassy. Dude, was that, wait, that was real? I thought that was the way the background turned on, a Dyson vacuum cleaner. That was real. But, uh, uh, uh, is somebody in the background listening to Slipknot? Dyson would never sound like that. You sacrilegious piece of shit. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right. Dyson never lose suction. That was a hoover. That was a hoover, my back. I fucking wish Dyson was sponsored. Dude, I would have been so mad for Dyson's sponsorship. I love my Dyson vacuum cleaner. Dyson, please. You know what? Dyson and Fox are the best thing ever so right now. It's all about the shark, gentlemen. I'm a fan of my shark. Thank you. Is it in the shape of a shark or is it just called? It was not the shark. Why the fuck would it be in the shape of a shark? Who do I hold as dorsal fin while I'm doing the stairway? Because then you just have something named shark without any of the properties of a shark. They named it a shark because it sucks. I don't know. The Dyson vacuum looks exactly like Dyson's face. Did you see my angle? Wait, did you see the Dyson V11? Did you see the Dyson V11? Mr. Dyson never loses suction. I bet he does need me. Did you guys see the Dyson V11? Dyson doesn't have a gag reflex either. Shut up and drink. Yes, sir. Guys, the Dyson V11 has a timer on it now, so you know when you're going to run out of battery. And it also has an eco mode. It has three different modes. Did you just throw out a product number? I don't know what that means. Did you say the deal? No, no. What is that? Is that the fan? Do you guys have Henry the Hoover in America? Henry the Hoover? I mean, I have Hoover vacuum cleaners. What is that? Henry the Hoover with the cute little face? Do you have a child hood? Quit making me drink! In Ireland, do you guys call them vacuums or hoovers? Because in Hoover, OK. Well, see, I watched a movie with Glenn Hansard in it, and he worked at a Hoover store, which just, of course, serviced every vacuum cleaner, not just hoovers. But in America, Hoover is just a brand. Dyson, Sharp. Like I call soda, whatever you guys call it, fizzy drink. Yeah, fizzy drink. Fizzy drink? Yeah, it's like, you know fizzy drink? Yeah, what do you got? Coke? Easy. Interesting. C'mon and shop, get a fizzy drink, and a couple of penny sweets. In some places, like, I can't remember what he called me. I'm starting to struggle, boys. Anthony, is it Ohio where they call every soda? You guys call it pop, right? Yep. I call it soda because I've actually left this state unless, like, I'm like most of the fucking embeds that live here. Dude, you're slurring your words already. Dude, we are 32 minutes in, and I'm drunker than I've been in months. Already. Does that mean I drink? I don't know here. I don't remember drinking. Oh, that's me. Cheers. I don't remember where it is, but they call soda, like, blanket, Coke? Do you know what Canada is? Is that Canada? Canada in, like, Northern United States, like, Minnesota. Stuff like, oh, would you like a Coke? And I'm like, do you have an option? It's like, yeah, Sprite, Fanta. I'm like, who's our Coke? Yeah, it's so weird. My access from Minnesota, she calls it soda pop. She just combined them. Pepsi actually runs ads just in the Midwest where they spell pop in the O and pop is the Pepsi logo. And they only remember those ads in this part of the country because we're the only part of the country that calls it pop. No, I don't want to drink anymore soda. Anything for this session, it's that. Thank you, Anthony. You're welcome. You're welcome. What you've learned is that the Midwest is stupid, and so does too many letters. So we say pop. I have a shot. I'll do it in a minute. I don't even know what I have at this point. I'm here as a one and a two. Oh, God, finally, I get to play. Sean, you don't. We're going to be like, how was your first time you played Craig and Jack? And I'm going to be like, I don't remember. Oh, yeah, this is the first time I've ever played. How was your experience playing Reno? It's like, I don't know. Oh, holy shit, hold on. Oh, baby. Whoa. Oh, baby, a triple. I came from downtown. Downtown. Ooh. That doesn't sound good for Craig. Oh, God. Why don't you love me like you used to? Oh, God. I'm going to do this anyway. Let's have some fun. I don't even have that color. Why did I click that? Do I drink still? Oh, God. Oh, God. You both drink. Oh, God. I'm kind of breaking now. I can't do two more shots. Oh, my God. No, that attitude. Do you have face cam? Yeah. Do we all use face cam? Yeah, I think so. Sean, do you use it? Yes, it's OK. Oh, I have to watch all these videos. Explode is our only face cam. I want to see everybody's face just go slack, where we start looking like English Bulldogs halfway through this session. Oh, I already look like one. Don't worry. I know you do. Yeah. I love that jump in noise. I love that noise you make when you jump in, baby. But I feel that urgency. Oh, girl. I wish you would make that sound when you jump in. Baby doll. Double five. Double five. I'm going to draw a bunch of cards. Only one. I can live with that. I'll call taste it good at the start. Oy, my double. Hey, that's a guy. Ronald's cheeks, which is also equally as good. Shut up and drink. Hey, Sean, will you do me a favor? Will you do your Seamus Finnegan impression? Seamus Finnegan. Go on. From Harry Potter. He's the Dublin guy. Oh, yeah. Which is every sentence he ends has to be, Oy, my dub, how's it going? It's like, why didn't you want to come back to Hogwarts this year? Because of you, Oy, my dub, how's it going? Because of you. You're a stupid mother. Oy, my dub, how's it going? Dare challenge my uno. I will challenge my uno every day of me. Cheers, brother. I'm going to draw them so many fucking cards. Come on, boys, come on, give me what I need. Right now, right now, plus all you. All right. I say, I say, you. Ooh, baby, ooh, two one-os. Oh, yeah, I get the dog cards. Ooh, do you have anything that can hurt either of them? What color do you need? I would like to get the depleted green, please. Give it a plus two. I would like blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue. OK, I'll choose a color neither of you said. God damn it. I had a question. How many of you at this point? Well, at least let's keep Sean from winning. Which he, ah. We've got two potato men on the verge of victory. We cannot allow this to happen. No, he's a potato man. Oh, boy. That's probably an ice, probably shouldn't say that. Decline, and I'll drink. Cheers, boys. Oh, damn, OK. I don't know anything that you just said. Oh, so the IRA. So you're the reason why the drink, the Irish Carbomb, exists. Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. I banged my drink into my microphone. Hey. Thank you. What was that? When I play my three, I like to deep throw up my microphone. Everybody's got a different jumping sound than I love it. It's great. It's great. It's great. I'm about to take a willing drink of whiskey. I don't need to do that. No one's drank in a while. I still have two drinks that I haven't drank. I think we have forgotten to. Excuse me, Sean, let me change that for you, Anthony. If you will. I will not. If you should. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Guys, I hate to see it. Three. From a wide Christmas, something, something, something, snow. One of those words. I don't think it's. It's just like the ones I used to know. It's not snowing. Yeah. No, I can do this all day. Oh, I should have used the other one. Jesus. Is there not a snow in it? Jesus. The ones I used to know. Oh, it is something, something, something. No. Got it. Just like the ones I used to know. We said the lyrics like four times. You guys, jingle bells, jingle bells. It's a jingle all the way. Take a shot, you son of a bitch. I'm all I'm seeing Christmas song in April. This is. Yeah, what's happening? That's all right. I'm seeing all the stars that sit on top of the tree right now. We good. What part of Ohio do you live in? Or are you from? So Ohio is one of those states where I'm just going to tell you the nearby big city. Yeah. I'm closer to Cincinnati than I am like. Sean, doesn't he kind of sound like Wade? A little bit. Who's Wade? He is also from Cincinnati. Oh, Sean, one. Oh, a lot of the Westerners sound the same, which is we have an American accent, but not from anywhere. I would like to nominate Craig to take a shot, please. Ooh, baby. Also, the last time I played this, I played like nine games and one none of them. And I've won two out of three. This is great. This session is almost over then, right? I'm on my fourth glass. I've killed a quarter of this bottle already. I've killed a man. Why did I jump in? The last time I played a drinking game with two years ago on St. Patrick's Day and I completely blacked out. Yeah, and then you livestreamed it. Yeah, and then I livestreamed it. And then my good friend now, roommate, had to call the police and have the cops break into my house because I wasn't responding. And she thought I was dead. Ah! The last time I drank for a recording session was. And by now responding, I mean, I wasn't answering the phone. Oh, yeah, I figured. Not that he was dead. Do you guys know, to Friday, with like Dixon and Gassy Mexican and all that, like the endless tradition? I was on an episode of that probably three or four years ago. And I got so wasted that, Craig, you were there. You actually text my girlfriend at the time because I just disappeared. My stream ended and I vanished. And Craig texted my girlfriend. She woke up at 3 AM to like 14 messages from different people, like, will you make sure Anthony's OK? She went to the living room and found me asleep on the couch. Instead, it looked like King Tut because I was straight as a board with my arms across my chest, passed out with a smile on my face. I've done that once. It was two. Oh, that's a procedure. That's a double shot. Anthony, you too. Shut up. I'll take one shot to watch Sean take two. Wait, wait, what does that mean? What just happened? You got fucked is what happened. And you call them out. They have to take a shot for their errors. Oh, shit. The last is almost gone again. 20. For me, it was 25 times. It was the longest live stream before I moved to America. I don't want to take a shot. God damn it. And it was me, my now ex-ex-ex-girlfriend. And I was like, we get it. I do. I feel like a champion. Anyway, moving on. I remember I said, oh, shots for subs. I'll do a shot every time someone subs. I got like a hundred subs in like a minute. And I got a liter bottle of vodka. And I threw up everywhere. Yeah, you deserve that. Even if you get it. Sean. Sean, what are you doing? Hold on. And let's meet with it. How? Craig, how big were you back then? Because even if you had 100 subs on YouTube, why would you think that taking a shot per sub would be a good idea? Because I was drunk at the time. Oh, my god. I'm a terrible person. Hey. I don't even, did I get skipped? I don't know. I just drink periodically at this point. Point is, video was drunk, you know. I'm drunk, fucking video accomplished. When I got like blackout drunk, it was St. Patrick's Day. And it was the St. Patrick's Day. My birthday is in October. It was the St. Patrick's Day after I turned 21. And so me and my friend Brian thought, I don't know why. We thought it was a good idea to play 1v1 Rocket League and go shot for shot. So every time we scored on each other, we would take a shot. Geez, that's suicide. Yeah, I drank like 75% of a bottle of Jack Daniels in like 35 or 40 minutes. It was really, really bad. It was so stupid. How's the rookie numbers? You got to bump those up. It was super dumb. Don't do that, kids. Don't do that. I'm going to drink some more. Oh, great. That's a great story. I need to get another drink. Yeah, my glass is empty again, because I don't dump. As an American, does it feel weird talking to Irishmen about St. Patrick's Day in a country where, you know, it's not Ireland? Even realize that you just won. Yes, I did it. Anthony, if you shall. I just want to say thank you forever who's here for being here. This was a mistake on my end. Thank you for being here. How many more games of this do we have to play? I mean, it's a blast playing with you guys. I'm going to be honest, but I want to be able to find my bed tonight. Yeah, no, I'm going. I'm going lightweight baby mode now. So yeah, like, I love the way we're like, dude, yes, as Daniels play together, it'll be amazing. Let's get hammered for the first time we ever recorded. Yeah, why? I mean, if anything, it's a great way to open up. Did I get missed? I don't know. I don't even know what's going on anymore. I don't know what's going on. Don't drink. I'll say that. OK, now you go for you. This is the first time I've played with you guys in like five years, and I was like, let's get hammered. I was like, that's the perfect way of reintroducing you guys's idea. I'll take more on when you say you're down. Well, there you go. Never mind. OK, never mind. Do I have to drink now? Who gets the plus four? No. Oh, my God. Does everybody take a collective shot here? You know, I'll take a drink with you boys. Cheers, lads, cheers to the session. It's been an honor and a pleasure. All right, everybody takes a shot. I just did. It doesn't feel good. Does not feel good. Oh, I'm getting sleepy. I'm getting sloppy. Is that just what happens after a certain age? Stop it. Can we take these cars out of the sack? No, God, I'm going to make sure that you pass them. I'll fall asleep tonight. Don't you worry. I can't wait to wake up in a headache at your door. I can't even talk. I can't hear. I can't hear you. No, no, no, no. Stop. OK, sure. I'll jump out of it because from like the ages of like 18 to pretty much last year. So twenty two because I'm twenty three. I used to just not get hangovers. Yeah. Oh, I don't have a line. And that's the twenty five, twenty six. Well, no, now now I get hangovers, though. But I was like, I just don't get hungover. And then as soon as I turn twenty three, I was like, no, you get hungover now. Do I look at the shelf and I get to hang ours? It's good to have you. Yeah, getting drunk just takes way too much effort now. So I'm twenty five, at least thirty. East is twenty three. How old are you, Sean? Thirty thirty thirty. Yeah, Sean understands. I'm lucky to get out of bed in the morning. Little and get drunk. Craig, you're twenty five. Twenty five. So he's in. Yep. Yep. Twenty five. I can't really get out of bed. It's just that I don't want to. Yeah. No, that's. Too many. I'm not going to wake up and I go on TikTok in the morning. I'm that guy. Yeah. Too many TikToks to watch. Uh-huh. I only watch TikTok compilations on YouTube. I've never gone through the app. I don't even know whose turn it is. I'm just going to play this. Dude, I don't even know who I am. I'll cheer for that. I just took a sip for no reason. Craig, I know you're going to want to call me after this game session. You're going to have to give me a minute, brother. I'm going to have to eat and relocate. Craig, once once the world is done ending, we got to hang out. We live close to each other kind of. What's your exact email address, address, and social security number? Do you mean my address address or my email address? I don't care about leaking my. Your address, address, your social security, and your mother's maiden name. You said my email address. My email address is 1224 South West Avenue. I like that color. It's your email address. Why was that important for me? Dude, I don't. I said address. My brain was like, normally, you say email before the word address. Oh, I'm boys. I'm boys. I'm not a good level of young. Well, you know what the good thing is? But I'll just blow this make sure I'm still recording. Would it be terrible if you didn't record any of this? God, that would be so bad. Yeah, what's even the point? Fortunately, it's Uno. You can pretty much use anybody's perspective. I guess you would see your cards. My second, I'll change it out. OK, uh-oh. Give me a second. I'll change it out. I mean, I'm not going to stop playing for you. I'm going to win. Memory cards. Come on. Game two cut to me. Just getting a Tomos Ninja Flame and put a fucking SSD in that bad boy and recording 4K. That's what I do. Anthony relax. I don't record in 4K, but that's what I do. You can if you wanted to. If I wanted to hit that button. I mean, YouTube's going to slap that quality run. But it's not 60 FPS. That's true. That's true. Are we even going to make money off this video? No. The last time I recorded a drunk memes video like last month and it was the highest CPM that I've had in the past year. And I don't know why. Yo, don't ask questions. Take it and run with it. And that's what I did. Hell yeah. And that's what I did. Took it and I run with it. Boy, because then you can make money to buy whiskey to come back to this exact scenario. And there you go. Yep. There you go ladies and gentlemen. That's how AA was established Jesus. And in 1930s people were doing drunk gameplay videos. Yeah, it's crank gameplays. It's drunk gameplays. Yeah. Just keep drawing cards, boy. I want to come on. What the fuck is even there? 20. All right, boys, I'm opening my own library. Let me know what you need. Anthony's almost got that. Oh, no. I haven't. Drink up, Ethan. Oh, come on, boys. Oh, you did everything. Oh my god. Sean, you got it. I'm going to challenge it because I hate myself. He drew it off the deck. What are you doing? What are you doing? I want to hit 20. Yes, now you have to take a shot. What did you do? Because I've realized I'm not going to win anymore. So I'm not going to collect it. It's not about winning, it's about mitigating damage. Craig, it's only 7 PM where we are. I'm dreaming. I think God damn it. He doesn't know the next guy. I told him no. There you go. That was a little bit better. You didn't do snow that time. Let's see. What the fuck? He looks like he's a drink once, though. No, you get a drink once. You're kidding. There you go. You have a cure, dude. No! Take a seat. They have my A. Do a plus two. I do not. I'm sorry. Why are you fucking asking me? That was a genius act. But the result was the same. You were so upset about that. What you fucking asked? Why did I choose a Ryan, not a bourbon? This is so spicy. Oh, my eyes are watering. There's no room in my belly anymore. It's coming out of my face. I'm going to be perfectly honest with you guys. I can't see anymore. I'm sweating whiskey. I can't see anymore. That's what drained into a drink. Do you know what I mean? My mom is the biggest fan of my videos. She's going to watch this and go, is that what he's doing? Is that what he's doing with his life? My mother is going to call me and say, hey, that's pretty cringe, bro. My mom admitted to me the other day that it's quarantine season and there's nothing else to fucking do. My mom admitted to me that she only watched the first couple of minutes of my normal videos. If it's a gaming video and then if it's anything else, she'll watch the whole thing. And I was like, wow, okay, mom. Gaming is pretty cringe. My mom told me she puts her videos on at work and lets them play so that way the ads can show up, but I'm like, mom, do you realize the things that I say? Maybe you should have that on at work? That's fine. My dad watched my Cars Against Humanity series and he didn't talk to me for a while. Which is perfectly understandable. I have a new now. I don't have a new now. I don't have a new now. I don't have a new now. This is the enthralling commentary to expect. Yeah. This is why they click on our videos. I have a new now. This is why they call it a new now. Oh! Boom, baby. Every jump and sound. That was my mouse and then I was like, what the fuck? Hand on the keyboard, hand on the mouse. Oh my god. We want to let me jump in with another eight that's a different color. Well, I think we need to play the Y. Yeah, it has to be the same card. Let me play two eights. That's what I want to do. I don't even know what's happening anymore guys. I don't know when I'm supposed to drink when I'm not. Dude, I haven't drank in a while. I'm just hoping that nobody notices. I have no idea what's happening. Oh yeah! Oh, my camera is dude. Craig's going to have no footage and no recollection of this. Hey there. It's just a race in time. Oh no. I'm recording now. You guys are the hole on the top of the dick right here. Wait, Craig, how are you? Craig is finally like, I'm recording! Craig, where are you recording through? No! I don't want to drink anymore! It's my new camera and let's say it's not exactly up to par with how I would like it. What camera? A Sony A73. What's your issue? It's a great camera, but it has a 30 minute recording limit. You have to either plug it into a capture card or an external recorder, dude. That's great. It's not just the camera you look at. Sean was one. I'm just going to look at myself in the camera and realize how beautiful I am. I'm looking at the camera and I'm going, Jesus, is that what I look like? I feel like that should be the last match. We've been going for an hour. I think I can handle one more. I'm down for one more. Okay, alright. I'm not drinking, but I'll play one more. One final. I choose myself to take a shot. Wow. What is it? Not all heroes wear capes. Not all heroes wear capes. Mine wear headphones. I think this is more just for our editors to watch and go, that was pretty funny. I'm not going to include that. Pretty stupid, what's the difference? I don't care. I made a fool of myself. I can't even speak. This is my last shot. Cheers, boys. It's been an honor. I don't know what you just said. We just don't even know what he said. I also need this. This is so bad. I also have a plus two. I'm not drinking, dude. I'm done. I'll take the four cards. Oh no, my beer is overflowing. That's amateur. Why suddenly? I don't know. That was weird. Did you set it down on your desk too aggressively? It's your turn, Ethan. God damn it. Danny boy. The pipes, the pipes. Jump in. That was the latest jump in I have ever seen. Sean. My brain is like on like a 4000. Jump in. Using Ping to get in my brain. My brain is 4000. I'm on Australian servers. Sean, I have a question. Sure. This is such a technical question, but it's because I'm drunk. Why don't you use the Neumann Q87 anymore? The what now? I don't use it because the base response of this one was stronger and I like that. Cool. Yeah, Ethan, whenever this stuff ends, come through. Yeah, it'll be cool. Come by in two years. It's over. We can stop. Well boys, well boys. It's been an absolute honor. It's been an honor. It's over. The disco's ended. The power and the trees call. Is that the Australian anthem? I've never heard the Irish anthem to be completely honest. That is not the anthem. That is the rugby song. What are the few places in the world where you know where like a country has their national anthem before a game? Ireland has two. Wait, so do you play both of them before a game? Yep. In New Zealand, whenever they come on, they have their national anthem and then they do a warrior dance called the hacker. So they technically have two. Dude, the hawk is beating as hell. Yes, it is. Wait, what's the Irish national anthem? Is it in Gaelic? Oh, in Gaelic. It is. Happy glorious long to reign. That's why we have the rugby song. So we all come together. At the start of that, I literally said we're going to do Sean's old Happy Wheels intro. That's the Irish national anthem. The Irish national anthem. There was Happy Wheels. What happened in the morning to you? Well, boys, it's been good. It's been good. It's been something. It's been, yeah. Now it's time for our charnel sleep.