 I know it's supposed to be Christmas, but I just feel so lonely and incomplete. Ugh, who am I kidding? You've known me forever, Thrixty. You know I'm just not the kind of guy that anyone wants around. No, you don't have to feel like that. You're a great guy, Damien. Anyone would be lucky to be with you. Anyone. I mean, even I… Who is that? That's it. She's the one. Thrixty, you've got to help me find her. I… sure, Damien, I'll help make this your best Christmas ever if it's the last thing I do. I knew I could count on you best friend. Now where to start? I'm looking for someone who looks like this. Have you seen her? Oh, yeah. Real pale. All the looks like… Yeah, she was here for a second. Really? Where? Oh no, sorry man. I meant for like literally one single second. She's way gone now. No! Don't give up hope yet. I heard someone saw her at Best Buy. To be honest, I'm not actually sure she made it into the store. Game stop? No way, man. She won't be here until well into January 2022. It's no use. My one chance at holiday happiness and there was never any chance at all. I knew I was meant to be unhappy and alone. No, I can't stand to see you like this. Here, I found her for you. What? No, Thrixty, I can't let you do that for me. I can and I will because I love you, Damien. I've always loved you. But then why would you do that for me? Because we can never be together. I have red ring. Thrixty, no. I don't have it. You too. Then you know what you have to do, Damien. You have to pull the plug. No! Oh, would you look at that? Huh. I'll never leave you again, Thrixty. I guess the lesson is that real holiday happiness comes from loving what you've had all along. Did any of that honestly make you feel better about not having a CS5? No!