 Hello everyone! What's he doing? Does he know he's doing that? This is the Nirocar. It's really just a beautiful vehicle. It's got everything you ever want on a Nirocar. That is not at all true. Got a very comfortable seat here, which should have your entire lower body paralyzed by, I don't know, with about three miles in. It's lovely. It's a great size for like You want to hunch over something for this is not ergonomic at all. But seriously, look at this. This is this is me coasting down the highway. They had no highways. That's the worst thing. It was gravel. So I'm coasting along at a hundred and some chains that I pulled my little. How many things did this kill? The Nirocar was designed by Carl Nirocar in 1918 and produced by Nirocar Corporation. We get it Carl. You invented the Nirocar. This guy's like the Kanye West of motorcycle design. The Nirocar was advertised as not your traditional motorcycle in that it protected against engine fluid and road grime. It's weird, aren't bikers road grime? Is that a thing? I'm so kidding. If you are a biker, please do not kill me. If I wanted to die, I'd get on a Nirocar. They also like to brag about the fact that if you wanted to ride this and you're wearing a skirt or a Kilt, you could do that. I guess someone wanted to see a little more skin. What they failed to mention is that if you fell off onto the pavement, you would be seeing a lot less skin because you would end up looking like Freddy Krueger fell asleep at a tanning bed. I would have been a lot less afraid of biker gangs if they rode around on these things. This thing is like an old school rascal. I just picture gangs of senior citizens roving around grocery stores looking for dried fruit. Look out everyone. You know, it's Sons of Arthritis. I'm kidding. If you are a senior citizen, please do not kill me. If I wanted to die, I'd get on the Nirocar. Have I already done that one? Mr. Memory, I had this down on the plane guys. Down. It was boom like this. Passengers were like, shut up already with the Nirocar. This is the kind of thing that people on mopeds laugh at and believe me, those people have very little to laugh at. I'm not so gay. Is he mentally ill? Why would they get him as a spokesperson? We lost it now. We lost it. I'm now so gay for hilarious histories. Get on this thing right now. Is that not cool? Can I touch it? Nope. Can I look at it? All right. I'll just leave over here. Do I empty my pockets? This is a bit much guys.