EFA man had dirty socks and sandals with crusty old love handles.
He spent most of his life going nowhere.
EFA man was always cold and hungry, he wanted healthy food.
He was losing the fight against evil viruses invaded his body.
One day EFA man found free hemp, a mobile phone and back pack, and then made money to win his battle.
EFA man gave jobs and new hope to the people on the land.
With the natural oil from cannabis seeds, they stopped the spread of disease, used them for food and fuel for their machines.
EFA man saved the forest from the greedy wood-chippers with the hemp plants strong and fast growing fibres.
He made all sorts of things from just one plant.
EFA man helped others relax from stress and keep calm with a few hemp flowers.
People believe that hemp is good medicine, have faith in herbs and healing is their mission.
The omega Sisters of vitality say; "Some hemp oil today keeps the Doctor away."
Hempseed typically contains over 30% oil and about 25% protein, with considerable amounts of carbohydrates, dietary fibre, vitamins and minerals.
Hempseed oil is over 80% in polyunsaturated fatty acids (PUFAs), and is an exceptionally rich source of the two essential fatty acids (EFAs) linoleic acid (18:2 omega-6) and alpha-linolenic acid (18:3 omega-3).
The omega-6 to omega-3 ratio (n6/n3) in hempseed oil is normally between 2:1 and 3:1, which is considered to be optimal for human health.
In addition, the biological metabolites of the two EFAs, gamma-linolenic acid (18:3 omega-6; GLA) and stearidonic acid (18:4 omega-3; SDA), are also present in hempseed oil.
Subjective concerns over delta-9 tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) in hempseed foods are not supported by scientific evidence.
Hemp seed oil: 55% omega-6, 20% omega-3 Essential Fatty Acid.
Bird discovers hemp buds, finds the seed good, tells EFA man.
EFA man struggled with lack of hope until he found hemp and now the rest is history.
Please find reason to question the validity of the hemp seed facts with a non governmental, non corporation, non prohibitionist, non moral crusader, etc, organizations.
Get with the program and debrief yourself of the fascist mind control and deception from the greedy capitalists that have conspired to portray natural herbs as evil.
Wake up and look at the default model of vegetable protein with all the essential amino acids in significant proportions. Did you know hemp seeds contain edestin and albumin similar to the protein of soy beans and egg whites?
Get real with real food and natures perfect seed from the cannabis plant. No trans-fat, and they can be grown organically. Can you find a plant that is a very efficient way to reduce CO2 levels from the atmosphere? How could one plant replace major unsustainable industries? Do you need: Cotton, Coal, Crude Oil, Woodchip, Beef, Dairy or Soy Beans? Guess which plant can provide strength to your immune system and help protect your body from viral infections and cardio-vascular disease?
Question what you are told and look at where the money comes to maintain the status quo. In whose best interest is it to produce petrochemical drugs? Where does bio-fuel come from? What has soil fertility got to do with static electricity and micro-organisms? Does the oxygen/acetylene cycle stimulate anything in your garden? Will you die from stupidity at the shopping mall in the fast food section?
Find the evidence to prove cannabis is anything other than the most profitable and desirable plant on earth. Learn who has a patent on the hemp seed in the USA. Who can see the future with a worthless US dollar?
Is Bird Flu, or SARS, AIDS and other viral epidemics the result of ignorance and/or bad judgement? Tell yourself why only Australia and New Zealand continue to ban hemp seed for human consumption. Ask the NRL which team used a protein supplement made from illegal hemp seeds. Who knows the countries Canada export hemp to and what is it used for? What is Finola? What is serum globulin? Why do you need oxygen in your blood?
Why does omega-3 help keep you healthy? Is it more profitable to treat the symptoms or the cause of an illness? Is your child prescribed a synthetic drug to correct some invented condition? Do you pay for a bad diet? Who is going to listen? Who is deluded, the hippy or the materialist? Is your weed better than mine? May I burn in hemp? Psychosis is the result from the lack of what? Will Essential Fatty Acid man save the world like a normal super hero?
Just say GROW!
Thanks to Elspeth for the sketches and the resources of the Nimbin HEMP Embassy for the production.
2008. Heathen J. Lovechild.