 I have some, if you want to compare tequila's, I have some nice 1800 in there. It'll be less cinemony. It's also won't be as good. That's not a 1800, unless you just love tequila. Right. Is not a sipping tea. Even though it's for mixing, it's good. Yeah, not many tequila's are to my view, a good sipping. Well, you're not drinking. Mexicano. No, I'm not. I know it's a shock to most people. Most people are very confused and I tell them I'm not. Hey, welcome back to our Stupid Direction. It's the Corbin. I'm Rick and he files on Instagram. Twitter for more juicy content. Thanks for Patreon. Yeah, Patreon. What? Those people know who you mean. I'm talking to only fans. That's right. That's pretty much what it is. There's stuff over there you're, I mean, if you want to reach out to me and have me respond, that's the only place that's going to happen. Today we got a little clip of a show gone. He's talking about a strong deli connection in this interview with his normal witty deliciousness down. And we've been to Delhi, so we're Delhiites. Yes, we have. Is that what you, Delhiites? Delhiites, is that what it is? Delhiites? Or maybe they're just called rowdies. And do you use that word a lot? They do. Rowdy. They do use rowdy a lot. He's not here right now. He's a rowdy. Yeah. What was it they said, it's funny because it's not a very dangerous term, but in Papua New Guinea, it's not. Oh, rascals. Oh yeah, rascals. In Papua New Guinea, they call the really dangerous gang kind of people. Rascals. Rascals. Like they say you got to be careful for the rascals. It's like what, the little spanky and alfalfa coming to get us? Some delis like to walk like that until then. So I stood and I was, and I said, yes, what's this, I said, that's all in. Cut it off, I'll be all right. Can you share with us the kind of college kid you were, tempestuous? I want to add on to the adjectives you tell us yourself and how you've designed yourself as a superstar. No, I was always like this, very elegant always. Extremely educated, said Stephens wanted me to study there, but I said no, yeah. I don't know how to describe, I don't know how many of the people here that think first from Delhi, they will understand. There's lots of Delhiites here. Yeah, there you go, Delhiites. Got it. I'm a desi girl. I'm a desi girl. And I think in a nice sense I say, please, I think I'm a Delhi kagunda. So I was kind of like that, brought up like that. I was in an Irish brother's school, so I was having this strange dichotomy of being brought up where everything was there, everybody spoke like that and talked like that. And the morning we said the morning prayer and your shoes are not shined, Mr Khan. So I was called Mr Khan even. As a matter of fact, I was called Mr Shah. Because yeah, because we don't write Khan till you're 18. So my name was Shahroh and my Irish brothers thought that either my name is Mr Shah, my parents' name are Mr Rukh. So yeah, so I was like, you know, Mr Shah. So I was Gujarati for a part of my life. So I said, you know, I soup a hockey and in Delhi everybody just fights for the rights. In a nice way. And yeah, so I was brought up like that. When I came to Mumbai, I got into a lot of fights, a lot of fights. And I didn't understand the stardom stuff. I'm from Delhi, you know, you talk nicely. Everybody has to be well-mannered. I'm very well-mannered. I'm very courteous. I'm very, you know, that's the upbringing I have and the Irish, but the schools in Columbus. So I'm very well-mannered. But I don't understand. So the first time when I came, I remember there was a magazine which I was just talking about downstairs with Tarun and everyone. Where they kind of put me on the cover of a magazine and had written a line that I had sort of been, how do you put it, decent, lean, I think, first physical with a co-actress, yeah. And I hadn't been... You don't have to get that decent job. Yeah, okay. So I was banging the shit out of this. I freaking love the guy. That was spectacular. I've just been married. And I know my wife and she was 14. I just got married. She was over 22 for her, this guy becoming a movie star, what you think of Hollywood, or in that time it was just the Indian film industry. And she was so worried, will I be doing what supposedly movie stars will do and do in the films apart from acting? And this whole thing came out and I'm like, you know, but this is not true. And so I called up this lady and I said, you know, why have you written this? So she said, Charu, it's a joke. It's a joke, but it's not funny. All right. Lady, do you hear me talking and laughing? And I wasn't saying it like this. My Delhi wali kata. Teri p*****g. Teri rasi aali bhajra open. It wasn't her mistake, I think, but she didn't understand what I was talking because, you know, I was speaking in daily language. Toh mhi par hu kaum hai aatao, maa toh maa dektao. And when I went there, I fought. I beat up people and I did some really, really nasty stuff, which is a natural thing the Delhiites do. They don't know in their other parts of the country it's considered nasty. So I behaved really badly and I was jailed. My father-in-law had given me, as they do in Delhi, in Punjabi weddings, a sword to carry on the gori when I got married to my wife Gauri. And I carried that sword to that journalist's house. My father-in-law had told me he's an army officer, so he says, son, make sure you protect my daughter. So nobody was saying anything to her daughter, but I thought this is a good weapon and a sanction by the Indian Army. So I went there and I remember that young boy, he's shifted to Vancouver since then, but I talk to him now, now that I've become a gentleman. So he was sitting there in his shorts and the whole office was sitting there and I took, it was a kukri actually, it was not even a sword. So I took the kukri and I stuck it between his legs and I don't know why, like an idiot now that I think of it. I looked at his parents and I said, you know, I'm gonna cut him up. And the poor, you know, this old couple were just sitting, they didn't understand anything. They were like, you know, so many other people have come for dinner and a chat. Why is this gentleman behaving like this beta? And why is he trying to do this with a sword between your legs? And so I got into a big fight and then one day I was, next day, and I thought I've done the Delhi wale thing, he said, I'm gonna cut, I'm gonna break, I'm gonna break. Like kind of, I've repeated my dialogues at MCA, I'm gonna kill you, I did all that stuff. And then I went away, thinking I won this battle. Next evening I was shooting for a film called Kabhiya Kabina, which was one of my favorite films and I was acting like a comic don ironically. And cops came, who were very sweet. They talked to me, they took pictures with me, and then they said, you know, Saab ne aapko bulaya hain, Saab say, yeah, of course. My mother was a magistrate, I've been in jail in Delhi many times. And my mother, you know, these things work in Delhi, you can kind of make a call and say, my mummy magistrate hain, so. So for a few fights and all, my mother had gotten me out of the lock up. So mom wasn't alive, but they took me and they, and they took me after six o'clock, so I can't get bail. And I remember I was this gentlemen inspector, Mr. Khan, and I went in and, you know, with my swagger, this was the chair, he was standing there, and I'm like, yeah. No, I was from Delhi, so I had to walk like that, just to learn it. So I stood and I was, and I said, yes, what's this? I said, that's all in! I got it all up here, all the way, and I'm like, and I'm like, aaj miri maaz inda hoti na. Hain. Hain. So he put me in a lock up, and then he said, you are allowed to make one phone call, and that's when I realized I'm cut out to be a Hindi from the hero, because instead of making that one phone call to my family, friends, or any lawyer that I would have had, which I didn't, I made the call to that guy who had reported me. And I said, and I said, I do remember that I went back to the guy's house, there were cops outside his house, and I asked for a light from one of the cops who was raised there, he lit my cigarette, I opened the window, looked at the guy, I said, I'm coming and get you now. I'm gonna be very mean to you, I threatened everyone in their office, but then, you know, it so happened that I was, they put my fingerprints and, you know, then this Inspector Khan said to me, revenge tastes the sweetest when it is served cold. Wow, I did not. No idea. I did not think he had that kind of like mean streak in him. My takeaway is I was banging the shit out of this girl. Yeah, it's hilarious, I love it. You don't normally see like movie stars, especially in India, break like that. Yeah, that was fantastic. That was funny. Yeah, I didn't know he was like, he was kind of like, he thought he was a bad boy. A bad boy, a little bit. Yeah. I'm guessing that was probably in the tabloids. Oh, I'm sure. Around the time. Yeah. Well, I guess, does India have tabloids? Are they called tabloids though, or are they just news? It's called news. News. Yeah, do you not read The Times of India on? I do not. Yeah, no. Go to the entertainment section of The Times of India. Half of the segments are paparazzi tabloid stuff. Well, we have whole channels dedicated to that. Yeah. TMZ. But yeah, no, like half the stories in the entertainment section are going to say things like great, look at the great bathing suit pictures of Creedie and... I'm sure they were great. Yeah. Yeah, well. They were probably great. Yeah. Very entertaining. They might have been great photos. No. I didn't see them. Is that what they were with though, today? No, no, no, no, no. That was not today. But it's, I've seen stuff like that, or gossip. It's ridiculous. Like, see what Radhika said about the pika and you get on there and she was just talking about how happy she is for her new show. The headline is, Radhika talks about the pika. Got to get those clicks. Oh, yeah. Got to get those clicks, baby. Yeah. Fluff is what we like to call that. Want to interview him so much. Not me. In person. Wow. In person. We don't want you here, Mr. Shah Rukh Khan. Anyways, let us know what are their videos of Shah Rukh Khan. Mr. Shah Rukh Khan. Mr. Shah Rukh. As he was called in school. Mr. Rukh. Mr. Rukh. We'll be nice though. Don't cut us in the groin area. Please do, actually. That'd be cool. All around. How'd you lose your testicles? Well, Shah Rukh Khan was on the show. And I said something insulting. Anyways, let us know what are the videos of his and what should be our next Shah Rukh Khan movie that we should watch. Let us know down below.