 In my case, it's the March of the sick, baby Um is is it just just kind of fussy fussy cry Babies are high maintenance they're demanding I wish don't tell me that My my three-year-old has a sore throat a fever. I think she has a flu. I got every 45 minutes last night Your babies are sick. Yeah, you got some sick babies Well, it'll be all worth it. It'll be worth it. That was really funny to Sarah and I who don't have babies Oh When will it be worth it? Somewhere after high school. Oh So, yeah, you only have like 18 years. It's fine. Yeah, it's not a life sentence. It'll go like that. Yeah Thank you. It is a life goal. I've decided to just go ahead and act 50 starting now Okay, is there a reason yeah, that way when I turned 50, it won't be a big deal. Oh, yeah 50 like oh shit Baby's crying. No, he's okay. Okay. Are you alone? My wife is sick as well Do you need to say off you could totally take the day off? No, I think he's okay He coughs, but he's really good and he falls back to sleep. Okay So now it's just a cough if it turns into a full meltdown I might need to disappear That's totally fine. Yeah, it's it hasn't happened yet. So and it's been a few days and So it should be okay, but Yeah, yeah, not great fun. Well, yeah, it sounds exhausting At the very least have you tried turning them off and turning them on again. Yeah Uh, my understanding is that you can do the second part of that. Oh, that's difficult. Yeah You don't want to be the first if you can't do the second. Yeah, what if you just do, you know, I see people pat babies sometimes Pat the baby Someone says you're welcome Yeah, it'd be like somebody, you know, giving me advice on I don't know Yeah, but they don't know exactly. Yeah, right. Well, you just come back when you have one That being said I really shouldn't complain because he's a trooper. He's oh And also he's impossibly cute, which you know, I think that's for sure. I saw a photo the other day Yeah Science needs to get on how that baby is so cute like that's yeah, how'd you do that? I mean, I think it's it's an evolutionary trait of babies means they get Funny reactions and and care rather than you know being dumped in the trash got you got you Really like what would be the point? Well, that's why they are cute Absolutely I I also heard I don't know if it's true, but apparently there's a theory that baby are really crap and difficult difficult to manage and handle Because it means that only the smart in the species get to have them And so it's apparently an evolutionary advantage that babies suck I always thought they suck because it takes a village to raise a child that that was the way you suck at everyone else to help you out I Think it takes a village to raise a child because they suck not the other way around I will say this kids are real pain in the ass until they do that one or two things That makes you really like fine all those forgiveness. Oh, he started saying A few days ago that made it all worth it. He's walking as well. Oh, should we start the show? Okay? Yes, we should but I want to hear more about my baby if you want but yes after the show Five four three two one Bill and Britt Durand have supported independent tech news directly for almost five years Thanks, the Durans be like the Durans become the DTNs member at patreon.com slash DTNS This is the Daily Tech news for Tuesday December 18th 2018 in Los Angeles. I'm Tom Merritt and from studio feline. I'm Sarah Lane and From sniffle city in Finland. I'm Patrick major and I'm the show's producer Roger That's a traditional finished name sniffle city I Baby I do want to add though that before we start the show. We should be like the Durans in so many ways Supporting the show, but like so many other ways as well. Yeah, like being talented and amazing fun and kind Yes, and and and cool to talk to and hang around. Yeah, that's a good point Yeah, it's a very good point. We are going to talk about faking Sponsorships, it's a weird thing that goes with everything I was ever raised to believe later in the show But let's start with a few tech things you should Charter communications agreed to a 174.2 million dollar settlement over a 2017 lawsuit in the state of New York that speeds were up to 80 percent slower than what charter was Advertising to its customers 7,000 active customers will each be refunded between 75 and 150 dollars and then an additional 110 million dollars will go towards free streaming services and premium cable channels distributed to 2.2 million subscribers in New York Google home can now read events from a G suit account Multiple calendars on Google home have been available for more than a year But previously didn't support birthday or holiday calendars or shared calendars created by G suit account or imported calendars and Arm is adding the Cortex a 76 a ECPU with focus on automotive applications to its portfolio arms first to feature the split lock technology that allows to CPU cores to operate in a Configurable lockstep operation mode and lets the units process tasks together achieving a required level of functional safety of the software That is run on the system All right, let's talk a little a bit about the day that has finally come that's so many things of Patrick You have asked you have begged you have pleaded you have dreamed and Trader Twitter Twitter introduced a new toggle feature in its iOS app to switch from the ranked Timeline to a reverse Chronological feed which was the original the company says it understands Twitter users find Real-time tweets important during live events such like such as sports games and the Oscars Twitter says the feature will roll out to other platforms in the coming weeks There's there were some folks who had this as a beta test Now I I've said this a million times on the show before I use Tweetbot, which is a third-party app It's not made by Twitter itself. It is reverse chronological. So that's the only Twitter that I have ever known Yes, if I go to the web version of Twitter, you know, I see all this pinned tweets and ads and mumbo jumbo that that quite honestly, I'm like, ah Get out of here. So that's why I actually like Tweetbot for this reason I suspect that First of all, I suspect a lot of folks are just used to the Twitter that they're used to and will never use this But for those who do use it because it is really good in real-time situations They won't want to switch back because it's the better Twitter. I I Don't hate the non chronological feed it exposes me to things that I'm glad I saw because I don't read Twitter all the time And so when I do pop in and see something here's what you miss stuff is actually kind of love that love that I also Absolutely want the ability to say. Oh, no, I I have checked Twitter recently and now you're just showing me old things Show me what's new. I want to see what's recent Just give me that option and this is that it says look you want to have the the algorithm timeline great You can if you want the chronological great You can you can switch back and forth or not leave it this they should have done this a long time ago But I'm very glad they're doing it now. I Agree, it's definitely something that you should have the option for So that's good, but I also think that you know, there are some people who really don't care There are some people who care very much and there are a lot of people who say they absolutely desperately want it But I think it will make their Twitter experience Apart from you know live events, which is the thing Twitter is talking about when really that's not the whole reason why they're doing it but I think a lot of people think they want it but are gonna have a worse experience because The fact is you add more and more people you follow and if what every one of those people tweets You know a few times a day then you don't catch anything of what's What you would like to see so that that's the never-ending, you know debate about algorithm-based feeds, but I think They're at least some people not everyone but some people think they want it, but really they're gonna be Badly served by this feature, but it's good to be able to switch back in We don't fake our opinions on the show and yet today we have fallen down very nicely on the Chronological forever sometimes chronological sometimes not and you're gonna miss the algorithm Way we spread out today Well, we're also gonna talk about 5g right now AT&T announced it's launching 5g mobile service in About 12 US cities Atlanta, Charlotte, North Carolina, Dallas, Houston, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, Florida Louisville, Kentucky, Oklahoma City, New Orleans, Raleigh, North Carolina, San Antonio and Waco, Texas This is on Friday AT&T promised to launch 5g service in 2018 So it's gonna make good on that promise Although the service is only available right now via a mobile hotspot until 5g capable phones start becoming available And that's not happening until at least next year the hotspot will cost $499 out of the gate 15 gigs of data per month will cost $70 So yeah, it's there. It's kind of steep AT&T also says it plans to add service in parts of Las Vegas, Los Angeles Nashville, Orlando, San Diego, San Francisco and San Jose, California by 2020 now the the hotspot costing The amount of a mid-range phone is a little bit insulting But okay, it's it's brand new gear and you know, you're getting early adopters and probably enterprise people more than anything This is the first mobile service Verizon's 5g that it launched in California was a to the home 5g wireless service So this is this is a big deal for AT&T But $70 for 15 gigabytes when one of the big advantages of 5g is being able to download massive amounts of data in a short amount of time I mean, you're gonna blow through that cap really quickly if you're making good use of this connection I don't get that. No, I don't either. I Can imagine as yes, I'm sort of a business customer and I believe that AT&T said that select business and Customers and consumers will get unlimited data on yeah for like 90 days or something like that But you know, I'm not a customer of AT&T's it wouldn't apply to me But yeah, I'm looking at the numbers. I'm like unless you yeah for whatever reason your company bought a bunch of these as a bundle It made sense. It doesn't sound like a good deal I mean if the speeds are amazing and it works for you in a certain capacity great But but yeah, it's it's a that's kind of steep. Just one day one day a month. I need 15 gigabytes of data. So that's fine What would be the cost of 15 gigs on a 4g connection? I mean, they're mostly unlimited now here So I don't know limited. Okay. So I'm guessing this probably has something to do with AT&T not being super confident with The initial roll out of their network. They don't want everyone to be downloading all the things all the time non-stop. I suppose Neuro is an autonomous car startup founded by two google veterans that has started making Fully autonomous grocery deliveries within a few miles of a fries grocery store in scott's dale, arizona No human drivers on board. This is Full autonomous on the road not on a sidewalk not a little robot. These are vehicle street legal vehicles on public roads The neuro r1. However, has no space for people on board Not only does it not have a safety driver. It has no passengers. This cannot even carry people It only carries groceries. So it's a little smaller it tops out at 25 miles per hour and This is from a company that has already been doing Self-driving Priuses With safety drivers on board delivering groceries for fries About a thousand deliveries so far. They're going to keep doing that As well as adding in these fully autonomous r1s But this is one of those things that I think will get swamped because it's not Cool enough to grab the headline of passenger service like Waymo. Although Waymo's passenger service still has safety drivers but it's also a big step up from the on the sidewalk Autonomous deliveries Although it's in a very limited area. It's only going a few miles down the road from this grocery store 25 miles per hour is usually Residential neighborhoods. I mean, that's you know, one one would think they're not going to be putting something that tops out at 25 miles per hour on a road where the speed limit is 40 because everywhere just be very upset So, yeah, just kind of not really knowing this area of Scottsdale. I wonder how much that I don't know just adds to congestion around people's houses and and the grumbling that might happen But then again, most of the deliveries are probably going to people's houses anyway, so You know few of your own cars more of these probably going on side streets To people's houses where they can then, you know, put in a code to unlock it just like the sidewalk robots do And this will help neuro prove their technology such that they can start putting faster vehicles on the streets and potentially Eventually prove their technology is good enough to actually carry passengers I I feel like this is a better way to do it than the way Waymo and others are where they're spending a lot of money To shoot for the top end right away well There are things interesting with amazon as well. I'm going to move on to the other story I could repeat what you guys just said, but uh, let's not mark Robber or robber. I want to say robber because that's funny Yeah, robert So mark robber Caught thieves stealing packages from his doorstep on a security camera But the police said they were unable to investigate the case So the former nasa engineer put four smartphones a circuit board and a pound of glitter in an apple Homepod box the device was built to release the glitter and spray farts smell When the thief opened the box and the smartphones would record the moment and upload it accelerometer checked gps um When there was any motion and activated the phones if it was off the porch It was stolen several times and abandoned after each time a thief opened it police in new jersey are working with amazon to plant Dummy boxes with gps and cameras to catch thieves. They do not include glitter to which I have to say Why not? Is it everything improved with glitter and fart smell right because because yeah, once you're spray I don't know about the fart smell. I don't know where that's coming from. I'd love to know mr. Robert But uh, but once everyone knows that once you get glitter on you it'll be on you for months You can't get out of your hair or your eyelashes. It's it's it's it's really it really sticks And yet it's something that people generally think of as a festive thing So he's not going to get a bunch of blowback of how dare you use glitter on people It's like no, that's what you use at parties and clubs and stuff. Yeah, are we still in my glitter? It's an ingenious solution as far as the glitter goes because you've tagged that person for sure Uh, I'm surprised. Maybe the police in new jersey might want to take a tip from mark It's I mean old jokes aside and it's difficult to put the jokes aside because glitter Uh, this is super super smart. I would love to see I I read through the article. I didn't uh Check too deeply, but I didn't see the pictures. I guess there are Legal reasons why you go to his youtube channel if you go to his youtube channel He's he's got videos of this. Oh, there you go. There you go, right? Yeah That is he's a youtuber now no longer a nasa engineer. He's stepped up to being a better paid position Yeah, this is this is really smart. I wonder if the police then found the the the big glittered thieves Yeah, yeah, I uh, that's a good point as well Not only is that annoying but Then well, then you're gonna have you know people being like no, no, no I was actually at a party Or did you have mark robers uh home pod? Listen, uh Every everyone looks more fabulous with glitter. That is the only reason I have it on my person I I think it's fascinating that a package with four smartphones in it Doesn't get stolen after you get sprayed with farts We don't know which smartphones. Maybe they were the the cheap kind that the thieves don't want Yeah, maybe maybe they're picky thieves had thought about that. You're right Ford has taken noise canceling from its edge suv and used it to build a noise canceling doghouse to shield pets From firework sounds. I'm already worried about this on New Year's Eve The walls are made from noise dampening high density cork Sadly though the doghouse is just a concept from ford's uh interventions project And you can't go out and buy one just yet I this is a way for ford to get some press around its edge suv noise canceling Because it's meant to to cancel the noise of the engine to keep give you a nice quiet ride. That's awesome. Whatever. That's great Uh, I want them to make this an actual real Affordable doghouse. I will buy it. Uh, if it's somewhere below a thousand dollars, you know 999 would start to push it But I I will definitely buy this for my dogs because I have I have all three of my dogs Have had bad reactions to firework, especially on july 4th Ray not as much as the other two, but but well, yeah, no, it's not it's not fun I wonder if there is something pretty good noise canceling too I wonder if there's something dangerous about the dogs being able to go to their doghouses and not hear anything Um, maybe they're not aware something happens or I guess it's very No, that's an interesting thought like do do you want to be able to turn it off sometimes if there's not Noise so that they can actually be aware of what's going on You know, it's I mean, I feel the same way when I wear earplugs at night I would every night because I actually like it, but I'm like Sometimes, you know, you kind of want to hear the world around you a little bit You know, you don't want to be in too much of a cocoon unless your baby is sick Unless you don't want to hear anything you just Always cancel it Yeah, I would I would buy that doghouse. I would buy that doghouse and sleep in it Do they make it human size? Uh, folks, if you want to get all the tech headlines each day, don't forget about our other show daily tech headlines dot com We have a bunch of shows monthly video games briefing with patrick beija daily tech headlines with sarah lane and myself and sometimes rich straffolino Uh, check them all out daily tech headlines is at daily tech headlines dot com All right, let's get to that Atlantic story Atlantic's taylor lorenz Uh, wrote up a story today about people pretending to make sponsored posts on places like instagram and youtube Uh to make themselves look cool This is definitely a big trend among high schoolers The idea seems to be to look like you're the kind of influencer who can promote things For many reasons one would be so that you would actually get paid People would say oh this person gets paid. They have some following I will pay them to promote my product. Uh the fake it to you make it sort of situation It's also about street cred though. Uh getting getting props from your friends saying hey, I saw that brand deal you got that's cool Your big time now Uh, there are no rules about doing this. There are rules about disclosing when you are paid But there are no rules about Disclosing that you're pretending to be paid when you're not this is the part that blows my mind because I don't think anyone thought That the rules all my life have been like People are going to try to promote something and look like they're not getting paid So you believe them because if you know they're getting paid, you won't believe them and the world has turned topsy-dervy here Uh brands are not even fully on board of this. Obviously They'll like the free promotion to an extent But it can be bad if the fake sponsorship messages aren't very good or are off message Because you can't control them It also seems to be driving down the amount of money paid to influencers At least some of the influencers are saying this. Uh, that's all out of this Atlantic story Sarah you you brought this to our attention. Uh, how are you wrapping your head around it? Uh, well, you know my first reaction was what and then I thought well, yeah, of course right because it's like this is the new buying fake followers to make yourself seem more popular so that You seem I don't know somehow better as a social a person on social media You know to your peers, right? A lot of people have done that and continue to And for the most part we've all gotten pretty used to the fact that a lot of followers doesn't really mean anything Because there's so many variables and and oftentimes those numbers are inflated or just outright wrong Uh, so the idea that yeah, I'm with utah. At first I was like But the whole idea is to not promote anything unless you're getting paid because you want to get paid to promote it because That's you know, that's the whole point of shilling like you get money for doing this thing that might make you feel like Well, you know, I'm kind of you know working for the man here but to To promote a brand So that someone says well, wait a second. You must be cool enough for that brand to have come to you Is a whole is is makes perfect sense and I can see why people are doing it especially because You do see a lot of and this is instagram in particular because I don't hang out on youtube as much But you see a lot of folks, you know, who'll be promoting and not to tell me tea But you know something where you see a lot and I'll kind of be like they got a hold of this person I I'm sort of confused as to where this partnership would have come from. I I don't really get it They don't seem to have a big following And so I think I've seen some of this fake stuff actually without realizing what it was and just been like Well, I guess they're cooler than I thought that they were because there is a little something that happens in people's Brands when you see something like this if a brand has come to an influencer to to you know help you just spread the gospel then You know other people think oh that person must be pretty powerful. So I it's it just I wonder how many brands are going to try to go after these folks and get this You know this sort of stuff shut down because for sure. It's not illegal. But yeah, I'm guessing not many But I I'm wondering if after the initial boost in in Rep it isn't going to be doing them a disservice Like oh, you're the kind of person that pretends and the brands maybe won't be willing to be associated with them as much That's actually something that they touch on in the article I I do want to talk about something you both mentioned in passing but The reason I think why this uh concept is so Is affecting us so much is that the as as you said before you didn't want to promote stuff because it was selling out and I think it does say something about where we are now as a I don't want to generalize too much It's not like as a society because this is a specific type of people on a specific type of platform But the fact that we think And that people on those platforms think That this is normal, you know that we're shifting the relationship with advertising that Of course people would do it because uh, they want to seem legit Is it means that there is a context where Being Banner is being legit, you know, it's it's it's it's it gives you street cred right And exactly and I think it's important to note if people don't realize this that The influencer marketing has moved to the smaller influencers You don't have to have a ton of followers to get legitimately approached by a brand anymore In fact, the brands are liking giving smaller amounts of money to smaller influencers Because they can spread it around more and they feel like they're getting a better effect So getting into that game is what people want to do And so that that makes sense to say like oh well if I want to attract some of this money That's now going to more people. Maybe I should look like I already get it and then I'll get it uh And and also Then my friends will think i'm cool because i'm selling out Except yeah, that's the part that that's the part that gets me the most, uh, but I wonder, you know regulations wise Do uh influencers or anyone that gets paid to talk about a product Let's talk about instagram specifically. Do you have to have for example a hashtag ad or hashtag sponsor The fdc rules in the united states say that you have to disclose that it's sponsored right They're fairly flexible about how you can do that But there's some suggest language that they put out there and say as long as it's clear that it's paid Uh, you can do it. There's but there's no rule about saying you're Being you know implying you're being paid and but you're not But that's the thing let's say The common way is to put a hashtag ad or hashtag sponsored if it's not there I mean, let's flip everything on in on its head one more time. Let's say you do this and Put a hashtag ad on your your post Does that make it not comply with Rules because that's perfectly fine But it's still No, but it's still misleading the Audience right not in the same way, but it's misleading if you're saying you're getting paid to talk about this product You're in a way giving yourself a lie I guess I guess but it's still no, but it's not the reason why you need to disclose it is that you can't mislead your audience Right, you can't mislead the audience. The reason you have to disclose it is that you can't be Implying that the message comes from you when it comes from someone else It's not necessarily about misleading the audience So that's why that was my point of you know, how long before companies start going after people where they're like You're not a brand ambassador of ours and we're gonna you know, we're gonna shut this whole thing down I don't know exactly how they do that. I guess they just You know flag the account for now, but yeah, there's got there's got because there's let's say you're a There are all sorts of brands that advertise all sorts of things on the internet Let's say you're a luxury brand and there's a you know There's a certain type of you know lifestyle that you're trying to promote and and and and certain folks And I joked about being you know, the new face of Chanel like Sarah lands the new phase of Chanel before we started the show today It's like, yeah, that's not happening, right? Like that's Natalie Portman's job But well, let's just say I say it, you know, just Chanel then say well No, I mean now you're bringing down like the value what we value our brand to be And you know, how much do you have folks who now work at at brands, you know, kind of whack-a-mole in these fake people who are pretending to uh Have gotten an end with the company and now are Selling their foundation. Yeah, I think it's probably for big brands and and wide reaching people The wide reaching people probably wouldn't do it, but the big brands might smack You know play that whack-a-mole game But the smaller brands I think they're going to enjoy this unless It's something that doesn't align with their message and in that case they might go and ask the people politely to remove that content and My my conclusion about all of this is that uh, I think sarah you you would do a much better job than Natalie Portman I would buy way more Chanel than Well, isn't that nice? Thank you, Patrick. Well put Do you know are you listening? 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I don't know we're live money through friday at 4 30 p.m. Eastern 20 130 utc And you can find out more at daily tech news show dot com slash live back tomorrow with scott johnson talk to you then This show is part of the frog pants network get more at frog pants dot com I'm in club. How was you have enjoyed this program? I really do want to do a bunch of fake Sponsored posts now for companies would be good. I've gone out of business When you first I was like pan am still around. Oh, yeah All right See what you did Uh gentleman and lady Uh, I will depart From this year presentation. Oh, it's the last time we get to talk you bad Well, I mean last time this year, right? It's not something's not happening. Oh, right You didn't hire some kind of snow based assassin that is gonna No, is that curse that witch put on me? I can never leave 2018. I just keep this is your last show. All right No, no the first last time this year, so A blissful holiday to your you and yours patrick. Thank you very much and to all of you as well 2018 has been Challenging and rewarding Year but Thanks in no small part to your continued friendship It has also been Wonderful Well, that was very nice. It was very nice. Yeah, it may have felt hard Putting it together, but it came out great Listen, babies do that to you. Don't don't don't get them. Don't do it I'm telling you I'm I might change my tune in a few years, but uh, I'm not sure it will be worth it Although to be fair Cute That's why they're cute so you still love them Uh, thanks every very much and I will talk to you next year then On silent night, what do you think lucy joy to the world park the herald um There's uh for titles. There's i'm selling out like the uh diana rossong I'm selling out and then parentheses. I want the world to go That actually i'm sorry roger was the next Um, I well we only heard i'm selling out I'm selling out in parentheses. It said I want the world to know there's also under the influence question mark Hmm. That's a good one But j jpeg had uh faking it to make the ad or making it to take it Hey, yeah, that's clever too. Yeah And then bow cow uh anything you can sell I can sell better Yeah I can sell anything better than you know you can't because I can Is it can is it can is it can what did that originally? It's full of musicals. I can't remember was it from any any any gets you good Oh, I thought yeah, I think you're right any any gets you got not okay Because I I I know it but I you see it in commercials and that's why I know it because my sister sang it in the junior high production of any get your gun Okay, he was in junior high. Uh, so I'm selling out Yeah, although I think I just want to do I'm selling out for character reasons and I think it still works Um, what does any get your gun about? It's about a lady named hanny who Doesn't have her gun and then she needs it and someone says that she should go get it and she does I don't remember I know it's like frontiers the Right. I figured it was yeah, probably from a certain era. Um, you know It's a sequel to a little orphan any which it grows up and need the gun any oakley was a american sharpshooter Oh, that's right. It's based on a sharpshooter. Annie Oakley. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She used to tour with Buffalo bill Okay, all right. All right. All right Good great One one would think uh any oakley would have been um played in a in a movie More recently than An old-school musical. I don't know if that musical comes around Played any oakley in the Broadway production apparently Oh, I bet there was a movie back in the fifties or sixties. There's a tv show in the fifties, annie There you go. That's back when the heyday of uh, children's westerns Bang bang Annie get your gun So that also not an aerosmith. That's uh Annie's got a gun Yeah, that that very depressing song. Yeah, definitely not as uplifting as the story of annie oakley No Wouldn't make a musical that of probably not The janey music video an aerosmith Music, uh, or not. It was an aerosmith. No It was yeah I would think it like if you did a music the reason why I say this is because my daughter All this daughter is totally latched on to sticks is Mr. Roboto's Okay And I was thinking like what if you just like every other Devo mr. Roboto No, it's six God, I I think we talked about this the other day and I just for some reason in my head I think it's devo. What does sticks have to do with aerosmith and Oh, no, like what does sticks have to do with any different band that you do wanted to do a rock opera When mr. Roboto was a was written as a rock as a concept album rock opera sort of thing Um songs on that album are part of the story. It's like a lot of paradise theater also What's the other one? Um Oh Come on, sarah. Uh, Tommy. Yes, Tommy That's another well known Rock opera. I just know the pinball song That's actually was actually turned into a movie too the tommy right But why are we talking about aerosmith again? Do they have a rock opera? They might have actually that is aerosmith relate Danny. Get your gut. I'm I'm totally No, jenny. You're too good jenny's got a gun that I'm all reminded roger of the song Okay, right. You said that I just space. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Well, you are acting 50 top See You'll fool them all. Where is my pomade? No, um, have we talked about, um Our love or or we're lack of for lacroix on the show Oh, I drink about, uh, we talked about sparkly water on it's a thing last friday. Actually, what did you I'm an ice man myself not a fan of lacroix Well, and I actually am partial to spin drift, which is another lacroix type of You know Actual fruit in it, right? Whereas lacroix doesn't I think it does it does, you know trace amounts But like there's like two grams of sugar in in a can But uh, but coconut lacroix very polarizing you either like it or you really don't I really like it, but it's hard to find because the super the supermarkets often carry the You know, there's the stuff that they know it's going to sell better Well, the bonds near me has cases of this Wow, there are cases of it in my refuge right neighborhood. Sure did. Yeah, the coconut lacroix neighborhood That should be listed on the uh, the neighborhood profiles on all those real estate sites. Seriously. Yeah, um 10 out of 10 walk score coconut lacroix nearby Great neighborhood for coconut lacroix drinkers I have uh moved on very easy to order online. I just I like to you know Get a kick out of finding it in real life You know, it's funny because I only got one for because it was like at cosco And you can buy cases of this stuff pretty cheap. So they stopped care the local cosco stopped caring it um, so I've moved on to the signature select the house brand that bonds for solea oops for solea And uh, I have to say I like it a lot better Then lacroix. Yep huh But do they have coconut flavor? I believe they do but I don't like coconut anything unless it's actual Senator I believe they do uh Senator that's a completely different company makes that phone the best of my knowledge they may Senator I do not work for lacroix. I don't know anything about the coconut I'll have to check with lacroix and get back to you. Uh, I'll send it in my report to the committee I drink it but I'm not friends with it I don't recall making coconut lacroix I No, don't recall that Well, yeah, that was the I don't recall was the big oliver north hearings And it feels like the zuckerberg era is the I'll check with that and get it began and send her an answer along to the committee later And you don't know something. You know what? I'll have to I'll have to look into that and send the answer to the committee later I'm just going to start saying that anytime someone asked me something. I don't want to answer Um, you know what? I'll have to check on that and get the answer to you later Yeah, I'm gonna have to get back to you on that. You know how fast you were driving officer. I'll have to check on that Yeah, let's circle back on this. Yeah, let's defer this I'll have my people look into it. Let's take this offline My speedometer says I was doing five miles an hour No, no, no, no. No, you're missing the point. Roger. You don't say anything like anything factual You just say, uh, you know what? I I really don't know the answer off the top of my head I'll have to look into it and get back to you. Yeah, just file it as paperwork. Yeah total deferment Sounds like a movie Yeah Total deferment sounds like a poly short movie here's hottest action flick No, it'll be like a poly short movie where he's on the run because he hasn't paid his taxes in five years I'm deferring my taxes total deferment So you're deferring my military service taxes here total deferment What's your tax ID in theaters this summer? Please write up your your script pitches for total deferment and send them to feedback and daily technician Please yes, we will um, reenact them in our ante get your gun um revival uh The review that will be Will uh, we'll be ready in key 2019 $100,000 Patriots are and our new uh, 10 000 patron milestone, uh, is is the uh, all-star musical review No, I'm gonna get your gun. I'm gonna get your gun starting Sarah Lane, Roger Chang, Tom Merritt, Patrick Beja and more I mean, I assume I'm Annie although it could be somebody else. Don't yeah, I mean don't don't assume Uh, you know flip the script. Sure. Yeah, I'd prefer to be Buffalo Bill quite honest. Sure. Yeah, why not? We're not gonna box you in I prefer some buffalo wings That's probably a song We won't box you in See we're so good The roles we were born to play Songs from Annie get your gun. So roger likes buffalo wings. He doesn't like coconut the kroy He's not uh, the the love for animals doesn't move the needle so much. I mean Wow, I think I think I know I think I know just looking at this soundtrack why it hasn't been made into a movie recently Oh, here are a few of the names of the songs. I'm an Indian too. Oh, yeah, that was um You can't get a man with a gun I'm a bad bad man What? This is the actual song list the girl that I marry Uh, there's no business like show business came from Annie get garlic Oh, that was it. She was in the movie version. She did the uh, if you look on youtube You could see why i'm indian too is pretty offensive like it's it's a cut from Yeah, I mean I could I could imagine without even researching it at all Um, it was ethyl merman was in Annie get your gun Can't get a man with a gun. Well, that's not true and you can't get a man with a gun You know a little bit more forceful I No business like show business like oh my gosh, I would have thought that was from like Cabaret or you know, I just would not have thought it was in this musical. Yeah, I guess buffalo bill You know the the whole Wild bill. I guess not wild You know the whole entertainment scene With Betty Hutton as annie oakley Uh frank e butler apparently was uh someone that annie oakley had a romance with Who's also featured in the program? And uh Yeah, I don't know any of these people are we're gonna work on uh, we're gonna work on our choreography Yes, uh, so we need to shut the video off but uh audio folks stick around. There's uh sounds of tap dancing to come