 Hi. Hi. Do we have to do the dance again? I mean, I just kinda did it for us. I don't think we have to go through the whole Oh, stop sending me things! Oh look, you sent me things! Whoops! It's just a lot of stuff. I like to start without it all on the table and then bring it all on the table in some spectacular fashion, but it's too much. And then at the end of the video, Oh, it's the moment you've all been waiting for. Maybe. I'm gonna make you wait for that. You gotta stick around at the end. Don't skip to the end. You did it, didn't you? And yes, I remembered. Oh, God forbid I forget the green screen. The lighting is so- The lighting wa- Actually, Kim, can you twist that? You know what? We're gonna do it like this, okay? Oh, ha ha ha ha! Look at the funny place I'm in. Isn't that cute? Isn't that hilarious? If something cool happens, I'll bring it back. But for now, the lighting's just really good without it. And when I bring it up, it ruins everything. So just- It'll come back, okay? Drum roll, please. I'm gonna guess there was no drum roll. Okay. This is happening too much now in these unboxing videos where a company will send me fan mail. And so I'm just highlighting their product for free. I don't like that, companies. Hey, would I've been watching your channel for- Never mind. It's- I love it. Thank you so much for the J-Y-S Mount Clip for Switch Pro Controller. Gotta love it, not a sponsor. This is a product that's changed the Switch for me. I hope you like it. Wait a second. That's actually pretty neat-o burrito. You can attach your Switch Lite to a pro control. Oh, well, that was awesome. Thanks so much. That makes me wanna go here. I'll just leave it up for a bit. I don't care. Plus, that guy, he's like my favorite guy. Look at him. He could do no wrong. It's bone broth protein. Which definitely sounds like something I would order myself, but I didn't. There's no letter inside and I've never seen this brand before. I mean, I'll drink it. Thanks. Appreciate you. I'm gonna get buffed like that guy. This is from Danielle Jones. There's lots of things in here. Oh, that is the cutest little fan mail thing ever. It says, would I love your videos? I hope you love the Zelda goodies. An Assassin's Creed stuff is for Kim. Wait, Animal Crossing, not Assassin's- Wherever I see AC, I think it's Assassin's Creed. In the first envelope, we have little Animal Crossing stickers. Like a bench. It's like a glass master sword pin and a master sword sticker and then an axe. That's so cute. Thank you so much. Bits, picks and joysticks. I appreciate it so much. I know you told everyone to slow down on the fan mail, but I made all these things. So I hope you and Kim love all the goodies. Slow down buying me like massive, freaking collectible accessory things that I don't need. Fan mail is always welcome. This is adorable. This one's from Steven, but a different Steven. I found this at a garage sale. It reminded me of that Janus person that sends you stuff. Oh, oh. It doesn't just remind you of the Janus person. It's literally from that Janus person. For those that have watched my other unboxing videos, someone keeps sending me this creepy haunted crap. I'm terrified every time I open it because- Kim, what's that noise? Kim? Kim? Hey! Too scary, too scary! Too gosh dang scary. I don't want this in my house. That can go away. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh wait, there was one more thing, and here's the min. I missed something. It's a dog! It is from Dublin. It's from Ireland. They're actually really fantastic pins. There's little fishing buoy. There's the little chameleon guy that buys my bugs for way too much. I feel like I'm ripping him off. There's nook in a balloon, but then the piece to resist starts and it's just adorable and it's own little baggy. Is this Celeste pin? How cool is that? Lauren Tracy, artist illustrator. You can find her at laura.bigcartel.com. Ah, this is the big, big wash thing. It's an Umbreon! I can already tell by this mushed color scheme that it's some kind of Umbreon. Oh, it's a- oh my gosh. Why did I open this now? No, it's- it's like a freaking onesie or something, but that means I have to put it on, but it's like a million degrees. I'm already sweating like a demon. Oh, that's fancy. Yeah, it is, Kim. Yeah, it is. And I'm about to melt. How does it sound? Is that how it sounds? Umbreon! Oh my gosh, it's hot. This is extremely heavy. This has to be like the Bible or something. There's a book in here for sure. Okay, maybe it's not a book. This is like a- I- Kim? Yeah? I think I know what this is. I think this is from a Twitch fan. A brick? I think someone sent me a brick. If you watch me on Twitch, you'll get this joke. Oh, you- I hate you so much. They've put glitter in it. It's a brick. There is so much glitter in here. Flip you so hard. Well, the brick's cool. Beat them up, brick by beat them up, brick hashtag Twitch them up. If you watch me on Twitch, you get this reference and now I can have this brick in my actual Twitch stream. So it is pretty cool, actually. But why did you have to glitter bomb me at the same time? You did something so cool and so crappy. Yeah, I don't know what this is, but it's not getting open. I heard the glitter inside that. Hey, would I figured you need to beat him up, brick, to match your Twitch emotes? Oh, it's from McGrath. Are you kidding, McGrath? You're one of the best ones, too. That's it. You're getting banned. All right, I'm going to open this fragile one to get it out of the way. Glitter is on everything now. Well, isn't that just sweet? It's the newspaper from Back to the Future, signed by Marty McFly and Doc, or in other words, Christopher Lloyd and Michael J. Fox. That's actually really awesome. I'm going to put that in my office. Thanks so much, buddy. Oh, it's England. Frickin' Marmite. Oh, it's leaking. I like Marmite. It's pretty much a Vegemite. It's got a little bit of a different twang to it. I just wanted to write you a letter to say thanks so much for the support on my stream. Oh, it's RPG Gamer's Hope. We actually raided him when he was doing a charity livestream raising money for mental health. Looks like his son sent me a picture. Jamie and Liam. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. A few people in the stream suggested that me, you and someone called Jacksepticeye should do a collab. Good luck, buddy. If you can get me Jacksepticeye, we'll do a collab. So he sent waivers. I've never heard of those. Jaffa cakes I like. What sits? Never heard of those. Digestives, which sounds kind of air if you don't know what they are, but they're actually really good. Hobnobs, which I have heard of before. Thank you so much. I appreciate the little care package. I will eat the Marmite and Kim can eat everything with sugar. Oh, I'm sorry. My boobs are out. We're going to open all of these. We're going to blast through them. You guys know that Super Rare games and I have a little bit of a relationship. Four new limited run. Super Rare. Get them while you can switch games for the collection. Tricky Towers, graceful explosion machine, mech-stermination force and little Inferno. I announced these. You know how like there's Nintendo Directs that announced new games? I announced these would come here. It's like the one core thing I get to do on my channel. Oh, this is from limited run. I bought this one the second it went live. They did a limited run for Secret of Monkey Island and it's so cool. No, it's not for Switch. I think it's for PC actually. You don't care about PC. I know that. I know that. Oh, there is no way I can open this next one without going to my favorite place in the world, Kimbley. Oh my gosh. How I've missed this place. You know, COVID hit. I couldn't get, I couldn't get down there. You know, I wanted to. All right. This one is from Customs Declaration. They've been a big supporter of this channel for a while. Kim and I like putting these in and seeing what get what little Pokemon cards we get. Oh, good God. Have a cracking Christmas. Wow. How late the post office was this one? Wooden Kim. That is fancy. Just a little thank you from both of us. Oh, it's Uma. Oh, he's a Patreon. Thank you guys for being amazing. Here's a few things we thought you might like. Oh, it's from Tanya as well. Thank you so much, you guys. What did you send me? Oh, wait, let me do an actual. All right, editor. I don't know what you're going to do with this. Green is green. That's my puppet show. Yeah. Oh, shoot. All right. What else you got in here? A Zelda heart. I have the other two. So now it's a complete collection. It's a lamp desk piranha. Put it on my desk. Thank you so much. I appreciate the gifts, you guys. Oh, old school musical. I didn't announce that one. That's a surprise to me. Thanks so much, Super Rare. I appreciate you. Steam World Heist and Steam World D. Two of the best Steam World games and two of the best Indies on Switch. Got a physical release. Thanks to Super Rare. Super Rare is starting to get some really great games. Fan letter, fan letter, fan letter, fan letter, fan letter, fan letter. So as you guys know, fan letters, I decide to read it. I am falling for it again. I'm just going to open them real quick. Make sure there's no fan art hidden in here. Wait, it's a Pikachu. Wait, hold on. The yellow is probably fine, but just in case. It's Pikachu. Oh, actually, this is a pretty good one to open. We get Black Lives Matter pins. I'm going to wear this. I'm going to wear it with pride. Actually, we just donated to Black Lives Matter over on Twitch. We have a bunch of, I don't know if they're stickers. I think they are. I think they're homemade stickers. There's a nice mix of messages and also Xbox. So I really appreciate those. Thank you. They're from Charity. Give away these buttons for free to people who donate $5 or more to any BLM nonprofit. And I went ahead and donated 20 in your name. Well, that's 520 total now, including my Twitch stream. And I think her name is Charity. Thank you so much. These are really adorable. Ah, a cool Blastoise Pokemon cards. Rockin' and Rollin'. Can't wait to get that into my deck. Hello, this is my favorite Pokemon card, Dalton. This is my favorite. This is my favorite of the day. Dalton, thank you so much. I love that. Animal Crossing cards. Static, Pierce, Aurora, and Frank. Thank you. These are like really hard to get now. Thank you so much. Oh, thank you, Frank. Thank you so much, Grayson. And thank you for the lovely letter as well. The envelope's completely stuck to it. A really nice collared-in picture from Annie, which stuck to the envelope and got ripped. I swear I was trying to be careful, but gonna stick it back together. And I didn't rip this one. And I love this one. Actually, that one's from Chloe. Who would I say that was, Annie? There was no letter in there. It was just Annie and Chloe. I feel bad for Annie. Chloe's all like, he didn't rip my letter. Why don't I keep ripping the letters? Gabby. Gabby made me a little bracelet. I'm actually still wearing the little bracelet from the last video that I made. Kim, can you tie that? How sweaty do I look right now? Jesus Christ. I'm wearing a onesie, and it's 100 degrees outside. I'm clammy because heat. Aw, fuck me. And I think that's you on Yoshi. This is from Liam. Thank you so much, Liam. Okay, I opened all my fan mail, and there's a bunch of letters and nice things. And a lot of the letters I'll read later off camera, but thank you so much, everyone. I'm gonna save this big box second to last. Is the last thing? Yeah, we're up to this. I hope you didn't skip to this point. You actually watched the video. I hope that because we're not actually up to it yet. Trick, Jeff. That's what you get. You see that? You made that mad because you skipped here. Go back. Watch the video, you heathen. Olivia. Aw, look. It's those things that pop. Hi, my name is Oliver. I'm not Olivia. Did I say Olivia? I'm sorry, Oliver. And I'm 10 years old. And just a little picture. And another picture. And another picture. Thank you so much. Use code beatemups when you get G Fuel. My guy, my buddy. See, I don't even need to sell things. My 10-year-old fans will do it for me. This is from Wood Hawker at Beatemups. Actually, it's from Book. Don't laugh at my fans. They can have whatever name they want. You're so rude. Book, I've got your back. Oh, this is perfect. You guys are gonna see this before I see it. It's so good. Is it good? I'm a cartoonist from New Zealand. That creates cartoon portraits for people on my Etsy store. Book, Raphael cartoons. His name is Book. I'm really excited for this. Aw, that's so cute. Look at you with your freaking lip injections. That's so adorable. Thank you so much. Oh, I missed a letter. Hey Wood, thought you and Kim would enjoy these animal crossing stickers I made. These are more than stickers. They're really cool. Editor, I don't know. Put whatever you want behind me. I don't care. Just don't. No, not you licking me again. Okay, that's better. Hey Wood, love your content and everything you do. Enjoy these vinyl from the fab Aussie company Pixel Crib from Leanne. Oh, it's Mama the best on my live streams. Okay. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, okay. I was really confused because I saw Celeste on the front, but then like mother on the back and I was like, what's going on? This is why I don't like the green screen because it messes up the color of everything and these things look beautiful. I love earthbound. Just got to throw that out there. It makes me salivate. And then Celeste is like one of the best games ever. If you haven't played it, play it please. Thanks so much. I appreciate it. Okay. Well, this has to be fan art. It says don't bend and it's from Michael camera. Don't die. You've got this camera. Hang in there little guy. I'm not changing your battery. I can't be bothered. That's okay. The green screen is down. That's me. See, look, this is what I'm talking about. It ruins everything. You ruined everything. Oh, so he posts his art at at Mike the cat one on his Twitter. Great name. And then other games and stuff on at the cat Mike one. That is really cool. Yeah. It's like a mix of like superhero Mario Zelda. And I love it. Got some fellow art and it's from Jamie. Thank you so much, Jamie. That's adorable. Oh, wait. What else is in here? What the heck? Why is Mario in a coil? Why is Luigi a bee? Looks like he's from bee movie. Thank you so much for the trinkets, Jamie. That's so cute. These are from Mika. Oh, it's Totoro. They're fancy masks. Ain't no coronavirus getting me fully protected. Oh my gosh. It's so hot. Oh, it's a cuphead book. Firewood. It's a gift for Canada. This is congratulations on passing one million. Give up the hard work from Sean. Oh, Alpha Hotel Quebec in chat. It's another Twitch guy. Thank you so much, Sean. Canada, can you please take me somewhere cool? Like, I don't know, Quebec, maybe? The nice wintery day. It's like five degrees outside. Snowfall. All right, last one. Oh, no. I'm glad I saved it till last. It's a little tight. I think it might be for you. It's a continuation of gifts from Umar and Tanya. Tanya. So it's from them again. I don't want to be see-through. This was definitely some kind of Christmas package. But I, you know, I appreciate it regardless. All right, if you skip to the end of this video, you really miss some stuff. Now we're going to open my one million play button, which has been in my house now for like four months. So the anticipation is high. I'm also just for the sake of, you know, not dying. I might take some of this stuff off real quick. So give me a sec. Hi. I was humming and aring about how to open this. Initially, I wrote down names of everyone that played even the smallest part in getting me to where I am now. And it's a long list. And there are people that I do, of course, want to thank. And I'm more than likely, I already have, reached out and thanked them privately. And I feel like as soon as I start thanking people, I'm going to feel bad about missing whoever it is that I don't mention. But obviously, Kim, I couldn't have done this without Kim. Really great close friends like Billy and Jay from the Game Chasers, RGT-85 to this day. I don't know if you guys know how close we are. Every time I put out a video, I run my titles on thumbnails past here. There are so many people that play their part in helping me with what I do to my editors, to you guys. Of course, like all of you that have watched, subscribed, followed all of that. And I was going to do something cool. I had all these ideas for things I was going to do. I was going to do a song and record like a music video, like in LA. Like I had all these ideas of things that would have been really cool if there wasn't like COVID and we were all stuck in our houses and I can't actually go and do anything. Maybe eventually one day I'll make a cool video. But for now, I'm just going to open this up and I couldn't think of a better time than in a fan mail video. All of you that actually watch my videos and give a damn about me in some form of context. So it just made sense to open it at the end of opening fan mail. You know what I mean? I don't know who would appreciate this moment more than all of you. This is so much different to what I thought it would look like presented to beat em ups for passing a million subscribers. It does look super cool. I'm just really proud. I feel like this channel has gone through so many changes, so many different variations of what I do. And I feel like six months from now, my channel might be different again, but I appreciate all of you that have stuck with me, whether you've been watching for years or you just started watching like this is your first video. I look forward to seeing what else we do in the future. So I really, I don't know. I hit a million like months ago and I did a live stream for it. This has been sat in the house for like three months. So I've come to terms with it. It's just nice to finally see it and to get to thank all of you. Honestly, I preferred getting the fan mail. This was way cuter and way sweeter. This is a cool achievement nonetheless. So thank all of you. I couldn't go here without all of you and I couldn't be here without all of you. I hope you keep watching my stupid content. Now I have to clean up this room and apparently get the vacuum because there's glitter everywhere. So thanks for that.