 What are you doing, Madara? I win! What? What? How's it going, everybody? DatoDoy here, and it has been a long time since I last played Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm for one of my favorite arena fighting games of all time, and sometimes I just crave the need to play it, so I thought I'd actually record it this time around since it kind of fits the bill with the channel Anime Fighting Games, but I couldn't find it on my match for the life of me, so I went ahead and got my friend here to play it with me. Hello. Oh, right. Also, we're playing in the PC version, so this is some buttery smooth operation here. Not that... Go ahead. Not with these frayers. Leave me down with these frayers. You're not even lagging, bro. Come here. Come here. Get away. Not like this. Not like this, dude. I've been excused. No, I can safely say I have it. You're lying. Yeah, get grabbed, bro. Oh, you gotta let that guard down a little. Let your hair down, baby. I definitely didn't mean to grab again, but... All right. I'm gonna go ahead back up and give you some... Oh, you would do that? All right, go ahead. Dodge this for me. I won't. All right. Not... I know it. I've seen the anime before. You've seen an anime once or twice. All right. How about this? I'll mark... You know, I'm really trying to mark you the hardest I can. It's gonna kill you over here. That might be. Okay. I know it's a little rude. No, not this one. Oh, I couldn't gymnasticize. Shout out to the sun. I can't believe I didn't block that. I was holding the right trigger like it was my job. That is punishable. Not like that. Okay. Oh, there it is. Frame's not looking too hot. You're not even lagging, dude. So why do you keep saying this? There he is. Instead of switching out... Get him. Get him. Oh, you gotta be kidding me. Because I didn't mash hard enough. I now get to witness the death of Anato. That's fine. I've been in this position before. Oh, I'm dying. Yeah, what's the wake up? Yeah, I guess. I can't garden time with this. I don't know. Excuse me. I can't do that. Like this? Gotcha. Yeah, you did forget you were running. Please don't, bro. Please don't. Oh, I'm not letting you be. I'm not letting you, dude. Oh, come on. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, this is going to be hard now. Now he gets access to all sorts of new abilities, all of which are very bad for me. No. Oh. What's even going on? I can't see. That's right. That's part of the plan. Oh, you look good. That's it. We got a winner. I'm back at the Monado. Forget that. I'm not playing. I got to do it. Stop, dude. Stop. Stop. What the hell was that? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm scared, bro. I'm scared. I'm scared, bro. I'm scared. Are you really going to execute a man while he's scared? Yeah, I mean. Are you keep? No. I'm really trying my hardest to keep you locked up. Back to my arms. Oh, what? You can see. Damn. You kicked me so hard to hold that air. My turn to combo. Never mind. Never mind. It was your turn. Nah, it's back to my turn. Dude. That's going to be a cold cut for them. Something about that was very satisfying. Yeah, breaking in my new skull. Your new skull? I just had it replaced. Oh, OK. Modern medicine is crazy. Come on. You had to expect that. I have to, though. You're not lagging. I have to. You're not even lagging, bro. Please stop with the childish games. What? You are not that close to me, buddy. No, come on. Come on. You're marked. You have no subs. Your turn. Ooh. What are you doing? Trying to grab me? No, I just keep accidently clicking it. Did I grab this old man? When I make my comeback, you're going to be so in trouble. If you come back from this, I will be impressed. If I come back, you got to give me your channel. Wow. That's not something I was willing to put on the table, but you know what? I'm pretty confident. Wow. You almost had me called up my channel manager. Your channel was almost mine. I will run your channel to the ground. That would not be a hard thing to do. Well, we got to change up teams, dude. Got to keep it fresh. I definitely know how to play one guy. Speaking of guy, you could always bust him out. Your guy is a thing of legend, I've heard. My guy is to die for. Quite literally to die for. All right. Let's get it. Aim of the game is awakening. I can't believe you would open with a dynamic entry. Wow. We are. What? You're not going to stay in there and let me combo? I prefer not to. You got to think for that. You got to think. What are you doing, guy? I'll fully admit I was trying to hit you with the unblockable. All right. We are in. We got a little bit of frameage, but otherwise. What? Guy, open your eyes and then hit. I will take that, dude. Dodge. You can't dodge all of these. I absolutely can and will dodge all of these. You got to admit. You're not lagging, dude. I'm getting tired of these. No, no, no way. How did you hit me out of my Lariat? That was like my entire strategy. That primary load? No, just hit him. I don't know. Face the mic in front of me. Oh my God. That's the right one. You're making me lag. Oh my God. All right. Had a bit of lag. Come on. Stop. Stop. I have kids, dude. Stop. This is not a good luck for me. Right until the armpit. What the heck? Do something, guy. No, come on. Come on. You didn't even pick Seventh Gate guy. I don't know which one he is. Well, that's going to do it for me. That's not good. If you want to come over here and catch this work. I'll catch work right now. Don't, though. Okay. I'll wait for work. It's going to work. It's going to work. Come on, dude. You got to do it. What the fuck is that? That's my buddy. Sorry about that. How? I have an electric armor and you're kicking me. SB. Oh. Yeah, SB is right. There we go. Cut this man in half. That took a little long. All right. Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to go ahead and go. That was so close to me. Hackato. Hit him. Wow. Hit him. That was poor spacing, I guess. You blew my teeth. That's my favorite T-shirt. Oh, my God. Right in the jugular. Where are you going? You're going to break my favorite T-shirt and leave? Come on. I hate punishing an accident after I've already been hit. Oh, that shield is mine. Yes. And I ruined it. How do I take in that shield? That's too fast, baby. I'm going to stop. That's too fast, baby. You had another one? I don't know why I keep subbing. It clearly hasn't proven too fruitful. Oh. Larry, it still works. Just as fine. Oh, I did not mean to do that. Help. Dar, we help. Somebody needs to help me. I think I've proven that I can't help myself. I can't believe how you do that. I want to do that. Now it's time to get serious. I'm too fast. Huh? Oh. Whoa. That's just scary, man. Yeah, I'm trying to. This is me at my scariest. What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh, I had a plan to. How do I? Oh, yeah, it's this. No, no. This is me at my scariest. And this is me at my least scared. No, no, no, no. What? Do it again. Just do it again. We have to mash. Oh. Oh, my legs. Every morning I break my legs. Come on. Damn it, baby. You opened up six gates just to kill me by shuriken. I mean, you can't beat the classics, right? I guess not. But I did not appreciate it at all. Yeah, well, I'm not appreciating. You're not lying. So I don't even know why you're bringing this. Yeah, I mean, you're right. We should do a lore matchup. Huh? We should do a lore matchup. Huh? Two characters with lore. Huh? You want to do Naruto versus Sasuke? Huh? I choose the... This is gonna be where you're gonna stop me. I don't remember this one, the lore. I gotta be honest. So we try to do a lore match, Naruto versus Sasuke. How did you get that far away from Naruto? It randomized. I ran out of time looking for the kid version. I don't think anybody in the history of human beings have picked this particular team on purpose. Get grabbed. Yeah, nice try. What? Nice try. I'm gonna hit you with that flip. I don't know what that does. It's a counter. I'm just hitting you with everything today. I know. I'm totally not lagging. You're definitely not. Why do we bring this up again? Come on. I love God. Recover some chakra. Watch my thing. Just a kick? Yes. Okay. Alright. Damn, this was like in Storm 1. What I'm saying. Storm 1 had really good animations for the supers. What I'm saying? That was sick. Come on. You're not gonna give me any credit for that. No. That's it. We did fight, but it wasn't. Yeah. Oh, you're actually right. This is kind of a lower fight. That is not the best grab range. Come on. Oh. Wow. Your team has a lot going on, to be honest. Wow. Oh, not you fucking idiot. Okay. That's a rude thing to call somebody. Oh, my goodness. This is like one combo away from death, and I am very much struggling to put it down. That water jacket went right around you. Did you see that? That's not what I meant to do. Did you just sidestep around that? A bit. I thought as much as that water jacket did to you, which is nothing. What are you trying to deter? No, no, no, no, no, no. Me? Try to awaken? Never. What are you trying to do? I see that you are not going to let me... Is this frame weather? Is the perfect frame weather? I see that you're not going to try to allow me to get out of here. I have no subs. I have no subs. I have no subs. What the fuck, Sasuke? All right. Well, maybe I got to kick it up to adult Sasuke. Okay. How'd that feel? You feeling anything on that? It was a bit humid. Yeah, just a bit. Oh, my God. I went right through you. You would definitely hear something from my lawyer. Oh, my God. Well, who do I contact now that it didn't? I am a demon. Yeah. I got to support the official release of the theater. It's got to stop. Well, at least you gave a good message for me when I was doing it. Please support the official release. I can't even tell what's going on. At least it's happening in pretty pretty sexy frames. Oh, my God. Well, sometimes. That satisfying sound of the grill. Oh, damn it. I don't even think anyone is doing it. He was cooking good for a good time. I don't even think anybody's going to get that. I don't think green lovers. I think more people would get that. Oh, no way. Give me. And this is my apartment. The shittiest game of dardo I've ever seen. Get this guy off of me. All right. I'm transforming. That's not good. It's been cute. It's been cool, but it hasn't been sweet. So I'm going to. Damn. Those legs go all the way up. Look at Sasuke's. The Susan are looking a little. Look at a little flat. You're going to get hit by those. Yeah, I know I was supposed to, but. Please get hit by these. No. Please don't hit me. How much do I have to convince you to stop what you're doing? I can't. I am a monster among men and you are just a. Turn around Sasuke. Please stop. Just die. No. No, what are you doing? This is too close. And I wasn't even sweating. You are worthless. I hate you. How do we end this video? Thank you for watching. We're ending it off. The bogus match of all time. James specifically citing you. And this is by far the shittiest game of. Dardo I've ever seen. I don't know. We got to do one more. We got to do one more. We have to. End it with a tip of a bag of a dog doing a backflip. No. End it with a tip of that pug in the scooter on the. I don't even know what the pug in the scooter is. All right. You said healed and I have video evidence to prove it. All right. We're finishing it off with a Thor lore romantic. Notice how I try to say lore thematic and messed it up twice. But we're finishing with a lore thematic team. Three Hokage versus Madara and Obito. And yes, should be a good time. Why did I jump? Okay. Damn me. I thought I had you, dude. Oh, a lot. I really thought it was us. Please get. Oh my God. Oh, how will I deal with the second meteor? Oh, there it is. That's the second. Oh my God. Everybody said and you're perfectly fine. Wow. I was dead for a long time. I can't see. You said it really scared. That actually fucking scared me. I was like, you said it really scared. What the hell? Get his ass. Damn boys in motion. You cracked the screen behind me. We go by instinct. Please. You're dead now. I didn't see. I didn't see the only doubt. Oh, we're going to see. Oh, yes. And drastic help. I don't even think that was live. I think that was just system overload. I don't think you're dodging this, by the way. What? That didn't kill you? Come on, boys. Come on. One of the boys has to hit him. That's all I'm asking for. Dodge it. Somebody dodge it. Wow. I thought that went right through you. I'm hitting you with this. I can't see if I'm winning. I think you're definitely winning. I think it's safe to say that much at least. Hey, can you not? Well, well, well. Hey, hey, hey. Looks like the shoes on the other foot. What the hell, Madara? Madara, get on the golem, dude. What are you doing? What are you doing, Madara? I win. Huh? What? What? You must not have seen my little old gramps. Good try over there. Pathetic. Ah, chip damage. Wow. That would have hit me. Is that assist perfectly programmed to stop in front of you? I'm going to be surprised at what it was. I've never seen it connect. Is that assist programmed to suck it? It's hit me every time. Thank you for censoring yourself. I had to for the kids. I don't think so. I'm about to shatter reality over here. This is a laser light show at that point. Oh, God. Okay, a little bit of 3D action, but I've never been one for the 3D theaters. Whatever you do. Wow. That'll hit me. All right, I'm going to set these up. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Reach, reach. Thank you for wasting your time. Yeah, I definitely would. I would definitely consider that a waste of time. Got the sign off so fair. Yeah, for me. Uh-huh. Hey. Hey, throw punch. Throw punch. All you did was get punched. You didn't throw a punch. Sasanu is so fair. Please. Well, that's going to be the end of the video. I don't even know if this was watchable, to be honest. Here's the gif of the... No, get that off the screen, dude. It's such a good gif. What's that pug doing on that scooter? That's dangerous. Fuck. If you like the video, be sure to like, subscribe. Why are there two pugs on the screen now? Quick, hurry, finish the outro. Got it. Five pugs? Finish the outro before any more pugs come by. This is not gonna fucking make it. 18 pugs, exactly. I can't see the gameplay. Finish the video, dude. Subscribe, bye. Ah-ha!