 OH MY GOD LEA IS GOING GOD MODE What you're about to see is my reaction to episodes 37 to 50 of Naruto You know what I learned in this frame of episodes? Anybody that makes fun of Naruto hasn't watched Naruto This is one of the most fun experiences I've had watching a show I can't even explain how good that Rock Lee and Gaara fight was You'll see my reaction to that in this video Alright, another 2 hour video Enjoy Open the goddamn motherfucking shit Shit Shit I swear to God if somebody comes in, if I hear a laugh God forbid if I hear a fucking laugh And it delays them opening this shit man I swear Open it Open it Open it What do you do? Open it Open it Open it Did the scrolls just shit? What's gonna come out of here? What's gonna come out of here? Oh my God Better not be a big titty anime girl Who is it guys? I don't know who that is Hi What's Ruka doing here? Why did it Ruka just come out of the scroll? I don't know, I want to know Is a messenger hidden within each scroll What was he just chilling in there? We passed? Or is this a fucking test too? Ruka Nani Ramen time What would have happened if they threw the scrolls apart from each other? Will Ruka come out decapitated? Imagine it came out and it was like it just saw it in half The conclusive mission execution ability Wow What a test Oh nice Oh so they're alive? I thought they got like fucking trapped in my prison Don't be thinking googly tops Only a few minutes I want to see Ruka get another scar on his face He needs a haircut man Or a new hairstyle I want to see Master Hokage fight Lord Hokage I mean W advice Nice it was a riddle guys Riddle me this Batman It was Guys the Sakura's weaknesses In her strength Where is her strength? Where is Sakura's strength? I think she could be smart Or power of Sasuke-kun That's a big power bro It takes a lot of power to say that Is he just going to disappear now? Imagine he goes back into the lamp Wait I'm not talking like he's a fucking genie bro He's sweating Ruka's worried for Naruto What the fuck is going on man What the fuck was that? Especially you Come on smile Ruka I want to see a smile Come on this is the proof right here Smile you fuck head I'm ninja say it Smile smile He's always sweating man Holy shit I got that checked out It's time to let the baby spread his wings out They're not yours They're my children I adopted them Yeah you Ruka You're old news You better fuck it smile Wait what This strength Is Yukakashi for these kids Oh there he is Everybody got their neck bitten One of those three legendary leaf ninjas You heard he died That means he didn't die you fuck I fucking love his voice so much man Oh my god His voice actor is goaded It's probably Sasuke The Hokage no His voice actor is a woman I gotta look I gotta look this up right now No way Oh my god that is insane Spoiler What the fuck I gotta when the roji maru talks next I gotta really listen Holy shit man look at How many are left 21 nice Here we go Everybody that's important is here right now Everybody Everybody that matters Everybody's here man Hinata Hinata Akamaru Lizzo Stop it Shut the fuck up Sasuke is Sakura's Y'all like this guy I wanna see guy versus Kakashi I wanna know why he said he's more powerful than him Guy loses visually she said Saying guy is ugly Guy is beautiful Visually Nick his looks That's what you think I don't know what visually means I just said guys ugly Everybody's looking at Sasuke Look it's a roji maru Wait was that Wait that was him That is him Pre-watched What's he doing there nobody says it's him Put it up Sure enough Gaara is Who's she gonna point out Akumaru is acting strange the dog He's afraid of Gaara Still sensing him that bitch The sand people were racist against him Nobody senses a roji maru Look at these three What's he gonna say Come on Gandalf speak in mind Before we explain it I have to explain something else Why do allied nations conduct the exams on a conjoint basis It's because we are one Ninja is one The fuck was that A microcosm of battle I think these little bastards know what that means Yeah what does that mean you better explain it Is that where we're going Are we going there for like a final battle Oh shit We're going to the area of the fight That was a fucking dinosaur It's elimination time guys This is hype as fuck bro Spectators Who the fuck are they Everybody's there to watch The fucking warlords of this year coming Job requests They're with all Holy shit the world will caga have a lot to say What's the shinobi strength Oh that door's gonna continue that sense Yeah do we think naru does get to understand this It's like if I'm understanding this Friendship doesn't mean shit to a ninja Pay attention Damn he's fucking fighting this bitch bro Holy shit I said it already Ten ten missed something What a loser What a fucking speech that was See he understood every word Who the fuck is gonna beat him Sasuke versus Gaara Come on It's a rochimaru This guy has fucking covid man shit Somebody throw a handle at him Does the preliminary have a preliminary Did a preliminary Sensei I've already done too much What else do you want me to do Yeah why Just let the kids fucking eliminate each other They didn't anticipate this many people to make it Guys we love the feudal lords don't we Fucking Sensei's dying man Nobody's looking at him like nobody's fucking The fuck is wrong with him I'll give a fuck if you're exhausted Kill die fight Sudden death Let's go Oh I love sudden death I love elimination Let's do this shit bro Come on Marina let's do this shit I promise a rochimaru spy Individual battles Oh my god wait who's Gaara gonna fight Gaara's gonna fight He's gonna fight either Sasuke Or Rock Lee Why y'all saying pre-watched Now we're just gonna fight Ten Ten Sakura's gonna fight you know Imagine I just guessed all three of them Nah man I'm gonna be No no No no I better not be right I better not be right about any of them I'm about to see this one more time This is the fucking Cartoon Network version It's that way to keep showing it to us in case we forgot Fucking crying Bro you're making a scene in front of everybody Even the Lord Okage You think you want to see this What do you have to cry about They're just staring at her like The fuck is wrong with her man Yeah You should have just said it was a hickey Stop being a little bitch Just cause she's not strong enough to do it She thinks Sasuke isn't strong enough Yeah at least her crying is valid Not Sakura I wonder what she's lost I'm headed up to here with people crying Look at this bro Holy shit Better not I'll just take it again next year What a fucking pussy It was all a ploy bro That never happened Fucking liar A liar could see a liar Don't start crying please Sakura's gonna cry about him leaving now I've seen that face a few times He's done it before Oh look there They know he sucks Oh they're onto him Better start researching bro Look you heard his spooky music Even the fucking OST's on him What's he doing I thought he said that out loud He said it out loud This is 20 people next to him I leave it to you guys What the fuck There's nobody else here this What the fuck Rock Lee is right there Naruto's turned towards him They even name dropped him They didn't hear that This motherfucking name dropped Orochimaru twice Nobody heard him I know Hinata's blind I know she was deaf too The old meme I get stirred up I can't wait till he exposes himself Who is that I don't know who that is I didn't know that Holy shit guys I have no idea Nobody fucking notices that bro These ninjas suck Everybody's looking at him Sasuke is the only one sus about this kid Nobody heard an Orochimaru name drop A whole damn Hokage stand in there And couldn't tell that Orochimaru is there The fucking Lord Hokage standing right there Every important person that we've seen The first episode is in this fucking room I'm gonna fucking choke on my water man I can't I know it's anime it's just fucking funny Be quiet woman Now here we go again They better get married in the future man Fuck yeah He's giving this whole speech and then he's gonna pass out from the neck bite Watch You Oh shit Admitting he was to fight Naruto man That's a big step What Orochimaru said is sitting on my mind I bet you go ask him bro turn around I bet Eisen standing in this room too Here we go guys it's about fucking time Fucking time Ten battles alright No rules kill the other kids if you have to Someone dies Nice there's no rules I can interfere then right Oh Fucking dragon's gonna come out Electronic signboard wow they were ahead of their time Ready guys the first battle Sasuke and Gaara Rock Lee and Gaara Rock Lee and Gaara One of those two One of those two Fuck I can't read this shit Oh I don't know what the fuck that is Who the fuck is that Him Tinted eyes man I wonder who's gonna win this one I want to see a Akado's blood splatter on the lord of Hage's face This guy's gonna have a fucking boner watching this match All you do is watch anyways Stop He wouldn't say Sasuke Koon You wouldn't either Gaara didn't say anything he was like This guy's about to lose Handicapped unbelievable Bro it's gonna be like the fucking gulag They're gonna be throwing rocks at Sasuke Oh my god Get a rock Help him out He's cheating Oh there's gonna be so many fucking cheaters He was gonna use it He lied Before Kakashi went up to him Sasuke was like I'm gonna activate it the second the match starts What's the kid's name with the dog With the dog Kaiba Kaiba's gonna fight Gaara Show this one more time Why is this predator standing alone Nobody's Sasuke He's grooming Sasuke I can't believe it man Look at the dog he's so worried I'd fucking cheat so bad Oh my god Sasuke Kakashi's worried Believe in your king This guy's gonna throw it in the water Here we go I'm surprised it didn't say to be continued This is intense No OST playing I like what he do this shit bro Yeah Come on He got him in the Brock Lesnar to Komoro Lock Break it Sasuke come on A ninja doesn't need his ninja way to win Every OST's slap since we started today man He's sucking the chakra out He made it See you next week guys I'm not looking at the title bro I'll blow that shit out Y'all see it I don't Fuck I saw that we're lying Yo Gaara looks A little dopey Alright he's sucking out the energy at him Sasuke Sasuke come on Don't do it bro come on Kick him Do this What would John Cena do Come on Sasuke Use my power Yeah Yeah, I told him to do that, bro, he did it, he did it. How does that stay in his eyes? I don't understand. Despite better end of this episode, the only way he could keep those in his eyes is if he's like this, crunching the glasses with his skin, with his eyebrow skin. So it stays there, you know what I mean? Like this. Got this, he's up, bro, stop it. Come on, bro, slip some sand in there, help him out. Stop it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't, I'll kill myself, I'll do it. Thank God. He's right there, bro. Oh, shit. Yeah, shit talk. Throw some slurs in there. Sasuke, you fucking pussy. He's gonna finish him, bro, it is like 20 minutes left. This guy sucks, man. Sucks all his men out and he's still getting laid a bunch. This is it, man. You know it's not as far as it goes. Sasuke, come on, activate. I did it! Oh, shit. He activated his Rock League. Oh, now Rock League's gonna be like, fuck, oh my God. Glazerism. No, bring the OST back, come on. Bring it back, bring it back, shit. Now Orochimaru's gonna bust, oh God. Two kids are flying right now and nobody's helping. Sasuke's mom? Oh. Come on, fight it, fight it, Tadakaya. It's not it, because you said it's it, that means it's not it, come on. Yeah, yeah. Come on, fight it. Orochimaru's gonna be like, ugh. Watch, they're gonna show him next. Watch, Sasuke's a better Rock League than Rock League. You're weak. Let's go. Bro, they've been flying for the past two minutes. Yeah, lion, that's the lion, let's go. We're gonna turn him into a lion. Sasuke, the winner. Say it, we'll never see this guy again. This guy just came his pants, bro. I thought he was gonna let out a moan. Ah! It's Gown versus Sasuke. Oh, Gown, oh! Now he's reading fucking Hentai again. Bugger. What is that, guys? Y'all know that book? It says R on it, so it's a nasty book. Charing on the kopi-stuck. Ah, he copied it, nice. Yeah! Make out paradise. Oh yeah, are we still reading that? That's the same book from last time. Sasuke, Gown. Fuck! Oh, he's pissed. He's like, what the fuck are you doing? Bitch. I wonder if he's gonna be mad or he's gonna be happy. I think he's gonna be mad. I'd be mad, I'd be fucking pissed, bro. That's when Reaction Challenge copied me. I got fucking... Oh! Oh, shit! What a thing to say! She's next. Naruto versus Tamtam. Is he coming too? Oh, no, he's a kid. Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it. I should have got one like him. I'd love to have him out of, like, now, Ruto. I'll take him under my care. Oh, god. Uh-oh, oh, my. He's gonna seal it himself! Go, Joey, I'm talking about sealing. That's great. Sasuke needs a fucking belly rub. You son of a fucker. And Benadryl, man. Get him to sleep and just rest for the arc. He's bedded through enough. Is it gone or is he... No, it's gone. Sakura-chan. Wait, is it gone or is he covering? Man, what? Or it means he was covering it. No, he was covering it. Naruto doesn't know he has it. That's true. Naruto doesn't know. He doesn't know about all that shit. Don't tell him. Oh, my god. Sakura-kun, don't tell Naruto about the curse. Is that what he's gonna say? Fuck! I thought it disappeared! Gojo just said he's sealing it. And then it looked like it was gone. Lie to him. You son of a... Second match, ready? Come on, I gotta see the first name. Come on, who's next, who's next? It's gonna be Naruto or two fucking side characters. Or it's gonna... Oh, fuck, man, I'm nervous. Naruto and... I would have never predicted that. If I predicted that, all of you should have left. And it just said there's no fucking way. This guy's lying. He's watched the show. Nobody in the existence of mankind would have guessed this fight. Shino time. Another kid for him to look at. Come on, Shino. Shino-kun. The one who was defeated by Ryoudo. She had to mention Zotsuke. He's gone! Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. He ripped his arms off. He broke it? I thought in the manga... Oh, only in the manga. So in the manga, when he's fighting, is his arm missing in the Naruto's part? Nobody saw that. Nobody saw that. What the fuck? Nobody saw the cloud? Or is that only for us to see? Oh, it's only for us. Okay, so nobody saw that ninja cloud. Oh, he lost. Come on, Shino. Oh, come on. John Shino, you got the shit. Wait, what? Y'all were calling him the goat? Did he just fucking lose? Oh, full metal time. Yes, man. He's... oh, shit. This is so fucking cool, man. We're gonna see the curse lifted. Oh, no, Orochi Maru's coming. Orochi Maru's coming. We're gonna have Kakashi versus Orochi Maru. Oh, fuck! That's where he came. Nah, that's too early for that. Did he just suck the curse out of him? Don't tell me it's gone already. Oh, okay, so it's sealed. It's not gonna happen now. So is that shit staying on him? God damn. Good night. Orochi Maru's coming, right? He's gonna come behind the pillar. Watch, watch, watch, move with me. He's gonna be like... Shit! Oh, the OSD's playing. Yo, Kakashi jumped out of his skin, man. Ah! We started the stream with this OSD. We're ending it with it. Long time no see! Yo! How are you gonna do that to me? 245, thanks, bro. Thanks, bro. They didn't kill you yet. Oh, fuck! This is gonna be insane, man! You think Kakashi's gonna let you touch his child? Especially after people are calling him the young Kakashi? I love this girl's voice. God. That? Oh, shit. That what? Uh-oh, Kakashi knows he's a problem! Oh, my fucking god. He's gonna rip Sasuke's eye out! Nobody cares about this fight. Nobody. Nobody gives a fuck about this fight. Go back! Oh, wait a minute. I might care, actually. I thought Shino died. Was he? Maybe he was just sleeping. What, a bunch of rats coming? The fuck is happening right now? I was close! I said rats! Bugs are, like, earning the same family. God, I think he's really gonna win with one hand. The fuck had him, man? Oh, my god. The Kamera heads! Holy shit! Fuck! It's Meruim's army! Is that Yupi? They eat Chakra! Oh, my god! Holy shit! Shino doesn't even have to move! He lets his bucks do the work! Y'all were probably onto something when you said he's God's ear. Oh, fuck, here we go. The real power. Oh, ST just stopped. I'm not spanking you tonight. Oh, my god, we're getting his backstory. How are Rochimaru bleeding? Is Rochimaru gonna pop up like Mozan and save him as a kid and train him and groom him to become his spy, his slave? Side characters blocking me in a fucking alleyway! Fuck! He stole something. Look at this. Look at this. I know the look of being broke. He has it! I hope they just, like, beat the shit out of him. I hope they didn't do anything else. Oh, good, good, good, good, good. Oh, my god. Imagine he throws a bread on the floor. Don't do it. Don't do it. He's gonna throw it. Oh, he's eating it aggressively. Nice. There we go. Yeah, rip that shit up. Nice. I forgive him now. They showed his backstory. He's forgiven. He's forgiven, guys. If any, if any character showed a backstory, we forgive them no matter what they've done. I'd walk towards the voice. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah! Look, he looks the same. What's his age limit? Like, like, like, if you're above the age of a certain age, well, what's that age? Probably like 10. They click a child predator, guys. I believe him. I'd walk with him. Yeah! That was his choice. Orochimaru, do nothing wrong. He gave him a choice. He's gonna use his dial from Skypea. I love any episodes called Kakashi and Orochimaru, and we're seeing this guy's backstory. Fucking click baiting me. What did they think they're me? Good shit, bro. You're forgiven. If those people didn't corner him and beat the shit out of him, he would've been a good guy. Blame the world. I'd start calling Orochimaru father. No longer will I want. No longer will you want. Will I lose? There's better say play rock, paper, scissors with him. Come on, Ant-Man. Nope, he lost. He just healed himself. It was all a lie, Zuko. Oh, here we go again. The Orochimaru music. Here we go. They didn't click bait me like I thought. That's his village. Fucking what? There's so much in there. Don't laugh in his face. Pieces? What does he mean by pieces? They better play this whole OST, man. I want to hear it all. He's an exceptional piece. Those are just side pieces. He basically just said they're side pieces. Oh, God. Oh, fuck yeah, man. 10 out of 10 OST right here. I fucking love this. It sucks. You're done, bro. Shino, do your shit, bro. Suck all his men out. He gave a suggestion to the bugs. He whispered to them. Wow. Wait a minute. This guy's pretty good. And here I thought Shino got his ass whooped in one punch. Look at him. He won. Oh, Shino could beat the shit out of Sasuke, guys. They're not going to fight. It's way too soon. Not episode 40. Come on, lightning bolt time. Let's do it. I know that stance. He's one of three. Three. That's what he calls himself. Nah, nah. Oh, he will. Oh, he's going to look for him. Oh, my God. God. He's going to learn to walk away. Kashi is fucking shaking, man. Was that PTSD or did he see something, like a vision? Shino, bro. Cool as fuck. Oh, my God. I think it's over. I want to see him smile. The next fight is going to be Sakura versus Inoue. Oh, my God. He harbors them. Oh, God. I'd never want to be the bug tamer race. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, get me the fuck away from Shino, man. That's disgusting. Oh, no, man. Nah, that's not cool. That's disgusting. All right. So now I believe is a big deal. Choppers. Oh, God. He put his bugs in Zaku's hole. Oh, so Zaku's dead, right? Holy shit, man. Shino's ultimate ability becomes a bug. It's going to happen. No, you won't. No, you won't. What the fuck are you talking about, bro? You're going to lose. What are you doing? You fucking suck. He gives me a chill. That's a fight. Oh, Shino. You think everyone's creepy? That's not Sasuke-kun. So you're telling me Shino could beat Gara? I knew it. I think Shino's the strongest of those three. I was just sealing Sasuke's curse and going eye-to-eye with a roachimaru. I'm back. Yo. Just yo. Sasuke-kun. What about Sasuke-kun? Sasuke-kun's dead, bitch. Misumi versus Kanchanterou? Oh, this fight's going to... This fight's going to end the episode. They're not going to do a whole episode for these two. It's going to be like a minute. I want to see Hinata fight so bad, man. Enough with these bullshit characters. Konkuro's fighting styles cool too. Oh, I want to see it. At least we get to see all their powers. Catman. We'll win. Catman or COVID. Once I do my technique, you're going to lose. All right. I'll say this once. When I use my move, you lose. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I'm fucking scared. Oh, fuck. I swallowed it. No recap. Holy shit. Wow. Even recap man was surprised. They don't show a recap of this. Another one of these. He's Luffy. He was Gamu Gamu. This is the closest he'll get in Naruto and Luffy. Guys, he's supposed to give up now. That ain't Chakra. That's a devil's fruit. Do it then. Do it. He's a python, essentially. Do it. Nobody's dying here, bro. Y'all are bolt cappin'. They think he's dead. Are you fucking dumb, bro? You stupid idiot. Yeah, he's dead, guys. What are you tranting? He's a fucking puppet master. That's awesome, the puppet master. You're gonna get even better. Bend him over. At all the fights, that's the one you were gonna stop. Rip. Oh my god, that was the quickest fight. That ain't two against one. It's just a tool, it's his weapon. They did say no rules. What's sopping everybody from the stands? Jumping it? Oh, she's washing her hands. Bro, you never know. You never know. Here we go. Sakura time. People saying skip. Nope! Here we go, cat fight. Are they gonna fight in the bathroom? Like a toilet paper fight. Guys, if you could rate this episode out of ten, what would you rate it? Watch it be the best episode. Y'all just trying to... Y'all just hate Sakura. You're just fucking haters. I know what happens this episode. Boruto was born. You just don't want me to see it. We stan Sakura in this chat. I wonder if this guy's gonna die. If it's Sakura and Nino, I'm ending this journey. I won't do that to you guys. I thought about watching this episode three times in a row. Watching episode 41 of Naruto 50 times in a row. That'll give me a lot of views. Before I start the anime, everybody told me about this. Y'all better shut the fuck up and watch! I heard the Lord Okage went to sleep during his match. You won't leave! You won't! Sonic Adventure music! You can blow me away. No, no, no. You have therapy. You have to leave. Skip it! This is your new therapy. There's no man or woman in battle. They're non-binary. This fight, bro. No Sakura. Nothing. We're using our fucking fists like men. Views are going down. Y'all have no taste! Punch her! That would make me punch her more. She got bitch slapped. Oh my god. I think I'm gonna say kiss. No, stop it. I think I'm gonna come on. Hug it out, man. Hug it out. Just got Chris Rock. Oh my god. I'll be flashing back to the past now. Who the fuck is this? Let's gather flowers. How about we gather Sakura? I don't know why people are hating, man. What's so different about this episode? It's a Sakura episode. Y'all just hating. You don't like women. Two little girls picking flowers. This is the best. Pick some flowers for Sasuke-kun. Why does someone just say this is so hot? Don't tell me they're picking flowers for Sasuke. If they're giving flowers to Sasuke, I'm ending the stream. You're very cute. You're so cute. Uh oh, here comes the big fat bullies. Look at, like, wunch ladies. The fuck out of here. Dude, with a dairy, I'm gonna kill you and your family. Oh, that's it. Oh, god. Someone just said that's ice spice. It's fucking ice spice. Oh, shit. Thank god, man. I don't want to see ice spice ever again. Aw. She is very cute. I agree. I love this Paper Mario Peach music. Oh my god. Emotes only. You know what, man? For the rest of this episode, put Emotes only on. So everybody enjoys it. Yeah! Now you can't hate on it. Hey guys, if you love the episode, don't put a word in the chat. You are not a flower, but still a bud. Did she just friend-zone her? Listen, man, I'm gonna be honest with y'all. I like Sakura. I just, I don't like Inao. I don't care for Inao. She annoys the fuck out of me. I'm a Sakura lover. Look at like, the fucking Full Metal Alchemist. Get out of here! You and Sasuke-ku, don't go together. This ain't about Sasuke! Stop it! Fight for yourself! Nah, I'm just going to sleep again. I don't want to be humiliated. Respect. Did you give me this ribbon? Because I love you. Idiot. What happened to this Inao? When does she become a bitch? When Sasuke-kun arrives, that's when... How do you not like her, bro? This is Sakura. I understand Inao. She's gonna be more beautiful than you. Guys, use Nei in the chat if you're on Team Sakura. Green, use Yes in the chat if you're Team Inao. I bet it's you red. I bet it's you red all over the place. This is the best use for this OST. You put this OST, the best sees this OST was used. It would be this episode number one. No better use. I love it. Alright, fuck her up. Come on. Now I gotta be myself. Be yourself! Come on! Fuck yeah. Fuck her up. Come on! Oh, is this gonna extend into the next episode? I want this to be an arc. Shit, she's untying her hair. Wait, wait, wait. Is she untying the bow or tying the bow? Oh, no, the headband, not the bow. Is she gonna smack her with it? Oh, fuck, you know it's time. That's like when women fight and they take their eyelashes off of their earrings. She just took her headband off. It's their history, Dr. Bio. It's because they love each other. Why does Sakura sucks just donate a dollar? From youth. They just went right back to the piano. They just hit us with ten-piano always to use this episode. Little do they know, the only one that has a chance to Sasuke is Naruto. That's the one that got the most action out of all of them. Take it back. It would have went perfect with her shirt, bro. She should have kept it. But she took it off. A female shinobi. No, it's time to become a shinobi. No gender. Gender does not matter. In the world of ninja. It's like Aaron's scarf to Mikasa. Except this is more powerful. I can't believe they didn't even throw a fight at the punch yet. The whole episode was a flashback. And then talking. And preparing the fight. This episode was preparing the fight. Uh-oh. Now she got it. Let's go. Look, they're even thinking the same thing. Incredible. Don't tell me the Nagazuro punch is gonna end. It's like a fucking earthquake. Fuck yeah. Team Sakura, where you at? It took 20 minutes for one punch to be thrown. One punch. 20 minutes, a whole episode for one punch. That episode was amazing. Alright, now we ain't recapping this shit. No we're not. Get the fuck out. What are we gonna recap? The flashback? We're gonna recap the recap. Are we actually battling now? Please no more talking. Please, I can't. We said everything we had to say. Fucking fight. I wanna see blood and guts do it. Fight. Stab each other. Oh wow. Oh shit. Wait, they're actually gonna fight. Burn her fingers. Those little fucking french fries. We get to see her fight and people are complaining. She's finally doing something. Sakura's at her best. That's a cap! What? God, she lied to his face. Only at use in chakra, that's it. That's it. I don't even believe that. Come on, fight, wrestle. Oh, we're gonna bloody now. Come on, stab each other. It's even. Unbelievable. The winner gets Sasuke. Where's the Lord Okage? Is he watching this? This is long. For 10 minutes. They've been talking for 10 minutes. Even the fucking breath is like, Yeah, Okage went to sleep. Oh fuck. She's pushing her buttons. No, what am I talking about, bro? I want Sakura to win. Fuck you, no. You no-skay. There goes. 12 years of growth. The battle of the Karens. Oh my god, she's through her hair at her. Uh-oh. Close your eyes. Close your- Wait, doesn't matter if your eyes are closed. It doesn't matter? Okay. Damn, what's happening? So, what if you go like this? What if you strafe? Fucking sucks! What do you have to be standing still for it to work? Uh, it's not used for battle. Don't say hayate. Ain't nobody stopping this fight. They didn't even want to start it. They're gonna stop it. Damn, thanks for telling her. I swear to god, if it takes another fucking episode for another punch, I'm gonna punch myself. I'll make it entertaining. Is she gonna like, time it? No way. She's faking it. She's faking it. Oh wait, no, she can't fake it. That would be dumb. Did she fucking time it? Oh my god. Has the fat lady sung? He didn't sing, he's right there. I didn't hear him sing. Oh my god. Let's go. She fell for it. Sakura, just when I saw the verse, I love you. She got crippled. Oh. Eno's gonna enter her body. Oh shit. Wow. All Sakura has to do is this. No! Oh, that's Eno's laugh I can tell. She's saying it again. No, she didn't. She's gonna say Sakura. Let's go! No, no she's not. Sakura's gonna fight it. She's waited her whole life for that, bro. She's trained her whole life. Look. Nope, no, it's not over. Nope, she's gonna fight back. Ready? Yes! Into fear! Yes! She could have just said it. Oh god. He's doing the Tanja, bro. Oh my god. Just say it! Finish the sentence! Look. Sakura's fighting back. Her love for Naruto woke her up. Look, Sakura couldn't do it herself. She needed Naruto again. Damn, so her Mindjitsu fucking sucks then. She can't use that on like serious foes. Oh god. Titan Sakura. Fuck. Here I was thinking, Eno was gonna use her Mindjitsu on like a roti maru. He could bust out of that shit in like three seconds probably. Unbelievable. All it took was Naruto scream. When in doubt, guys? Play Naruto scream on YouTube. She cut her hair for that. Think about that. You suck. Eno. What are you? I'm Sasuke Kun's girl. Everybody makes fun of Sakura, but you would lose in a fight against her. It's their passion. Sakura time. Ready? The fight's ending. Here we go with the second punch. Naruto? Oh no, it's not Naruto. Imagine we go back and Eno's body exploded. I never want to see this forest again. Oh shit. Who won, guys? What is this? What is this? Is it gonna be a tie? Oh my god, don't tell me it's gonna be a draw. I swear to fucking gojo, bro. One more negative thing said in chat and I'm rewinding the episode. Oh my god. That's it. We're gonna watch this episode again. If you don't shut the fuck up, she's sleeping. And it's just sleeping. It took two punches and the cut off of her hair. Everybody's sleeping, bro. Just like the Lord Okage. I wonder if they saw the flashbacks when we were watching a fight. Gaara time, ready? Ten ten versus Tamari. Fucking ten ten time, let's go. I thought he was gonna fight Naruto. She, I mean, she. Is this a good fight? She's from the land of Gaara. Oh, y'all saying yes? Let's go. Alright, so y'all stand these girls. Just not the other girls. So you're not sexist after all. Oh god, I do want to sleep the rest of the arc. Shit, man. Are they finally on good size now? Look, they're fighting and we're watching this conversation instead. Just cry together. Hold each other and cry. You know what? Alright, that's the end of their feud, right? They're never feuding again. This is solved. Would y'all unsubscribe and leave their stream if I started crying right now? Sasuke-kun is naked right now. With a curse on his body. The fifth battle. How many fucking battles are there? I forgot, seven? Here we go, 10-10 time. 10-10. Oh yeah, it's 10. 10-10. Alright. 10-10 time, guys. Fuck yeah. 230 things, bro. Saving the life, bro, every day. 10-10, come on! I love how he's complaining about noise. Look, he's back! Oh, shit! He came back! He slept the other fight! What the fuck? What the fuck, it went to bed. Alright, guys, prediction time. 10-10 loses. Oh, 10-10 is losing. Ooh, she's like the oney. I like it. Man, if I was a teacher, I'd interfere. Get the shit over with. Get the shit over with. I throw some sand at them. Come on, Naruto versus Gaara. I want to see it. Sand wins again. They already gave up on 10-10. What the fuck? This guy's not eating, bro. I'm surprised. He's not stopping his fucking face. Here we go. Are they actually gonna fight? You better not see no fucking backstory, man. Three lines. Throw a flashback at her. Oh my god. She's smart as fuck. She's on the offense. Unbelievable. She lost. Over here doing gymnastics. Let her rip! Come on! She's just standing there while this girl did some fucking parkour and a triple backflip on the top rope. I don't think she's moved yet. Naruto has to scream, too. Nah, you gotta use an L. Nice. Why are you letting her do all of this, man? Oh my god, you're gonna lose now. 10-10! Holy shit! Dragons! Oh my god! Twin drag isn't sick! Holy shit! This is one of the cooler powers! My god! She just casually goes like this! I fucking love 10-10, bro. I'm a 10-10 fan. That's it. Oh! Nah, she's deflected it. Stop it. Nope. It looks like Tylee versus Aang. First, second, and third star. Watch this. The fourth one. She really is Aang. What was the po- What? She was just flexing. That's all she just did. She just wanted to fly for us. She used a gust! Oh my god! She's ripping her apart with a wind! 10-10 fought well. Unbelievable. Un-fucking-believable. Oh god! That landing was sick! How powerful are the people from the fucking sand village? The fucking Hokage said he even woke up for this fight. The sand people are a threat. They're gonna attack everybody one day. Take your teammate back. She's a bad bitch. Oh my god. The sand people are gonna band together and fight everybody. They're gonna team up with Orochi Maru. Oh my god! They're already attacking everybody! Listen to Kai. Oh shit. He said more than one word here. Oh my god. And his chaperone? Just let him talk shit. Just let him talk shit. You have no way of fighting him. You don't fuck with a guy with no eyebrows. I never did. Even Kai is a breed. Gentlemen of Zed. Oh shit. He's gonna threaten the child. Oh my god. Do it guys. Oh there's a threat in him. It's gonna be Gara versus Akimaru next, isn't it? Fuck! Here we go with the Sasuke name drop again. Thanks for screaming at me earlier. You're both Sasuke obsessed. Alright Akimaru versus... Rock Lee. Never guess that. Saka versus... Oh Shikimaru's winning. Chopper, thick chopper's gonna win. If Shikimaru loses, I'll rip my shirt off and swallow it. Boku no wa dakda. Tone tone chap. C'mon shit, Amaru. Now she's throwing her earrings at him. Shit. Kinda cute. What's wrong with y'all? He's gonna get injected. You're a chatty guy. You should've seen the other fighters. She better get her ass busted, bro. No. No. He lost. Fuck. Looks like I have to eat my shirt, guys. There were drugs in those weapons. I heard her bell. What does that mean? Imagine I start breaking down. He's gonna cast a shadow behind all of them. Let her cook, you guys. Y'all forgot her name. You don't even take her serious. She's gonna lose, I know it. Oh god, you're gonna make him look like Sonic. C'mon, you have to cast a building-side shadow behind her. I can't believe Kin is not as strong as him. Good shit. Oh! Fuck is this? This is great! Shikomaru, I told you he was gonna win. I'm telling you, I'm predicting every fight from now on out. Be quiet and watch his head. Talk no Jutsu, nope. End this shit. Kill Chopper, c'mon. I was wanting to see him fucking die. Wow, I feel like I'm fucking fish right now, man. This is a chaotic inch. Look at him! He's doing the Bray Wyatt. Fucking W, bro. What I say, motherfucker! You're gonna lose too, bub. It's gonna be Naruto versus him next. Watch. Or it's gonna be him versus Soundman. I feel bad for whoever fights him. It's gonna be Neji. Oh, don't tell me Hanada's gonna fight him. Hanada versus her brother Hanado. Oh, shit! Kaiba, fucking Kiba versus Naruto. Naruto's gonna fight the dog? It's not fair! No, he's gonna lose. No! This Lee kid, he's just like Guy was in the past. I love Kakashi and Guy, bro. That relationship is the best. Obviously Naruto wins. I don't even have to guess that, bro. It's obviously gonna happen. What the fuck was that? Who's the top dog now? Get it? Naruto-kun. He ain't sleeping for this fight, bro. Can't wait to see the dog skinned alive during this fight. Don't bring your puppy. I wanna see him kick! Recalling the dog and object? Uh-oh. She's so fucking perfect, man. Oh my god. Oh, that means he's gonna win. Bro, this bitch wrong. Yo, she's a traitor. Kiba's lucky. Go back to your fucking bag of chips. He's gonna lose so bad. Is this a sexy jutsu? Oh my god, we're flashing back to this. It feels like yesterday. Uh-oh, wait. That was the Loro Kage Kardashian. Lord Kardashian. We never saw this. Look how little he is. Look what a nice life they're living. They don't gotta worry about being in the camera or anything. They don't matter at all. Goofy eye sounds, man. You're not gonna be making fun of him when he wins the fucking exam. Pull your pants out and throw your shit at them. Don't tell me Boruto gets bullied in his anime, too. Here we go. It's fucking time. He's gonna go on all fours. He's gonna turn into a fucking dog now. This motherfucker used a furry jutsu. Come on, turn into a fox. We're gonna have a fucking zoo fight. He's gonna wake up right now, bro. I'm gonna show him Michael's kip-the-kip up. They're just so Kakashi just looking. He knows he's gonna get up. Gara knows, too. Look. Naruto! Come on, scream his name. Fall asleep right now. If they show this whole fucking thing again. When Naruto fights, just notice flashbacks involved. He's gonna turn his back on him. You dumbass! Oh, no, they're gonna show this kid's fucking flashback, too. That's why this episode's gonna be too. Except this fight's gonna be two episodes long. I know it. We're gonna see how he found the dog. I mean, I'm actually interested in that. Ready? The drums, guys. The drums are here! Alright, no more flashbacks! I swear to God! Yeah! This fucking OST is smacking off, man. Shit. It's jacking off all over me. Use the dog. Throw him at him. That's probably Kiba's voice actor doing that dog. Here comes the OST again. Is the dog attacking him, too? Kick him! Oh, I fucking said that dog's flying to the kennel. You're gonna see the dog in Naruto's mouth now? Or I'm strangling it? Oh, shit. Son of a bitch. Don't tell me Naruto is the dog. Did he just turn to a dog? Why? Why did he turn to a dog? See, I know Naruto now. I knew he became the fucking dog. What do you have to say? Oh, nice. Look at him holding a dog up. Nailed him to the cross now. I knew it. What the fuck are you talking about? Well, it looks like he's about to rip the dog apart. Oh, he just threw a pill at him. Oh my god. Oh my god, he doped him up. That's what Akamaru means. Red boy. Ignore. What kind of stance was that? Holy shit. He's using some weird shit. Oh my god. You can use steroids. So if I wanted to use cocaine during a fight, is that a ninja tool? Double. Naruto's about to triple it when he becomes a boss. Nah, he can't waste. He can't waste his power in this. The fucking dog boy. Guys, who would win? Kiba or the dog guy from One Punch Man. So he became Wolverine, essentially. Come on, Naruto. What would your father do? Oh my god. He became twin torpedoes. Bang over bang. What's Kakashi's reaction? He knows Naruto's gonna win. He's gonna do some speech now, isn't he? Are we gonna get a flashback? Flashback a speech? Or talk... No, no, no. Flashback, talk no jutsu. I don't care what y'all saying. Kiba's cheating. I'll become Hokage for you, holy shit. What'd I say? Come on, Naruto. Slip some crack in your mouth. That's why we love Hinata in this chat. All of you do. Come on, boy. Come on, boy. Keep running. Y'all need these NPCs by your side? Look at this man. Oh, fuck yeah with this OST, man. Spy on those who love. Look at her not joining the crowd. What a fucking W, man. The swing is back. Oh my god, they're gonna show his face. Remember these bastards? What happened to them? Nobody cares about them. Nobody even remembers them. Who the fuck are you? Come on, hop on a swing with him. They never really flashed him back in the beginning with this. God damn, bro. I said hit him with a flashback. I didn't know they were going his back. Oh god, throw one of those at him. Look how much he's grown, guys. This is what you do to those you love. Be like Hinata, guys. Stalk. It's fucking time. He's gonna turn into a dinosaur. He's gonna turn into a fucking T-Rex. Everybody's watching him. Ah, let's go. With the blood pouring down. Oh shit. Look what Sasuke's missing. Sasuke's always missing the fights. What's more important than this? I got a piece so fucking bad, man. He could be dead by now, bro. 11 years ago, he probably died. Who the fuck knows? And how much could happen in 11 years? 11 years ago, what was I doing? I wasn't watching Naruto. I wasn't chatteling my ninja way. Uh-uh. Naruto surprise weapon. Oh, guys, he's gonna become a cat, isn't he? Same thing over. This is the ugliest picture of Naruto I've ever seen. This guy just complained about Naruto saying the same shit over and over again. He's doing the same shit over and over again. Oh, he just turned into the torpedoes again. Get out of here with that, man. You suck. I'm joking. I'm joking. We don't hate him. We don't hate him. Wait a minute. So are those his only moves? Fang over fang? And the fucking smoke bomb? And Aki Maru transforming? He has to slip Aki Maru more pills. Uh-oh. Eren? Oh. You've been saying this is the... We don't care about that move. It's not gonna work. The fight's gonna end what Aki Maru said. Because they lost. I can predict everything. Yo, what the fuck is this? He's not there. Naruto's gonna be flapping his wings. Yo, come here. Look closely. Would he become the floor? Oh, wait. That's fucking smart. Yo, Naruto! It's the Spider-Man meme. They're gonna go like this. Naruto-kun. No, man. That's insane. Alright, guys. This is Naruto. Right there. They were making fun of his transformation. In the classroom. Now look at him. Punching Aki Maru. Watch. He's gonna transform now. Ew. Watch. Oh, fuck. I fucked it up. Oh, god. It's gonna be Aki Maru. Or is it gonna be dead on the floor? No! Oh, my god! You punched a fucking dog! They're not Naruto either. Imagine if it's another dog. It was Naruto. Oh, shit. You're Naruto. I'm Naruto. Hinata is the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life, man. How do you punch your own animal? It's animal abuse, bro. Nobody questioned a dog being clotheslined. I mean, you could say the dog was on drugs, and you wanted to knock him back in the shape. Thank you, Sakura. Sakura. That's a bio, Baka. Baka. Baka! What was that laugh? Bro, I swear, if you get turned into a fucking the war hammer titan, the dog titan, heaven! He looks more like a cat than a dog. You're not winning. Kakashi is amazed by Naruto, man. I love it. Why would you say that? Uh-oh! Is he gonna say it again? What, he wait for the camera to get back on him? He thought the commercial break was still on. If somebody take Akimaru away, bring the stretcher out, bring him to the hospital, put him next to Sasuke Koon. Here we fucking go. Here we each go. Oh my god, he interrupted the bat and the thing, the move! Beast mimicry. He's gonna turn into a bear? Wow, he used a new move! You don't let him finish the special technique, man. Is he gonna fake it? That's not Naruto, watch. The fuck up. Is this his special technique? Losing? Because he never loses. Stop it. Is that all we do without him? Don't we learn not to fucking doubt him? It's a dummy. It's a dummy. No, no, no, that would be too obvious. What's this? He's gonna do some crazy shit right here, man. Oh my god. Come on! Come on! He's looking like a monkey right now. I don't know what he's doing, bro. Maybe his crazy move was the OST. Why is his back turned against him? Yo, this James Bond music. What the fuck? This is a dope fight, man. I'm loving this. That was key, bud. Bring my dog to the fucking hospital. Gar is just watching. He's not gonna say a word. Look. Fight, Naruto-kun! Come on, come on, do it, man! I'm fucking getting anxiety right now! Do it, Red! Do it! I'm gonna lose it. My skin's shaking. He's gonna make it explode. He's gonna turn into a fucking bomb! Not the finger of death! Oh, he made it explode, all right. Was that the fucking move that I was waiting the whole episode for? That's his spit that didn't... In an episode, Naruto's secret weapon. It's the one weapon I can do along with him. He's more powerful than I thought. Naruto-kun! Shit in my face! Whoa! Oh, shit! He just did the Uza-maki! Come on, do the Na-lu-po! The Hokage foot! The Barage! Holy shit! The Lord Hokage was smiling! Listen, I'm not gonna still like him after that shit. Find a real one like that. That was a fucking move. Wait a minute. Naruto plagiarizing. Nice. Gave him a little taste of ass while he was at it. Now he's really sick. I was right. What'd I say? I said he would win. The major upset. Imagine what that guy's fart smelled like. Naruto-kun! Oh. That was the perfect time to say it. Y'all should smell my room right now. Oh my lord. What did he eat to do that? I didn't see him eat. Come on. Give her a hug. She's so fucking cute. I love her so much! She's doing a Jutsu look. I love you. Molo ass in my face. Oh my god. I'm gonna cry, man. She's the cutest. It's an ointment for his asshole? It's literally being stretched out right now. She's giving it up. They showed his mother fucking being stretched out in the background. Oh my god. Stretched out? That sounded terrible. You know what? Stretch her out. Are we really gonna end on the asshole episode? Wait a minute. What? God, and his arm on the ground? God, why didn't they show this? Imagine you're watching Cartoon Network. Daddy, Daddy, now you're doing my favorite show in life. Can I watch it? Sure, son. Oh my god, Daddy, look, he's also on the ground. Is my headband too distracting for you guys? Acts like he needs that. You don't need that, bro. You're just showing everybody, oh look, look, I can't heal myself. He's a fucking titan, I knew it. How long it would have taken a normal person to heal from that with the ointment? Oh, Akimaru! Fuck! Oh, now she cares. Now she cares. She gave the ointment to Naruto first. I love it. I love it. Kiba-kun. Omae to Choji, Neji, Bi. Choji, Neji, Li. Okay, so it's gonna be Hinata and Neji, Li and Gaara. Oh, that would be fucking insane, man. She's not pulling it. I already saw a picture. She's fighting Hinata. She's so fucking cute. Don't you dare put a hand on her. I'm gonna beat you to a pulp! Oh god. Of course, the Lord Hokage is up for this fight. We're all up. I get to see Hinata fight. Where's she gonna throw ointment at him? Why would you fight your brother? From the same clan, the blind tribe. Wait, what? Oh, wait, brother Neji. It doesn't mean that's her brother. His cousin. They're cousin lovers. Wait, wait, wait. Is it actually a brother? Like, what is this, Ruki and Byakuya? He kind of reminds me of Byakuya. Oh, okay. The Hyuga clan. And not as the head. A branch. The OSD closed. Come on, Naruto. Cheer for her. She'll win. All Naruto has to do is... Hinata! That's it. I'll blow you a kiss. I'll kiss you after the match if you win. You would draw. But you die. Why is he speaking to the lady like that? You know what? I'm happy he's blind. She wants to be a warrior. Oh, we're gonna see little Hinata. Oh, fuck. Oh, no. The dad's blind. Everybody's fucking blind. I love Lady Sasuke. Mist. What'd I mist? Hanabi? Oh, that was... That was like a nickname for her or something. Kill him. Fuck the father. Fuck the father. El father, El family. She heard it. Oh, God. Why does she have to change? She's perfect to me. Don't change. I love it the way she is. What the fuck? I'll always be a pal at your... Holy shit. Come on, say it. Why are we talking to her like that? Fuck this guy. What's his name? That means you're supposed to suck her toes, you idiot. Guy thinks because he is... Bakugan is gonna win. The fuck out of here. You know what? I might like it one day. But I don't like how he's treating Hinata. So many fucking words. Oh, okay. A visual image is similar to what Sasuke has. Okay. Fuck. So Neji's more powerful than Sasuke. God, he's gonna do it again. He's gonna do it twice. Don't look at him. Don't look at him. God, she's scared, man. Naruto, you have to scream. Come on, boy. She's gonna have to overcome her peacefulness and use her Bakugan. Naruto, help your wife. Come on. Come on. Use shit no jitsu. Shit in his fucking face. What else? Your hair is blowing to the left. That means you're homophobic. Let's go. This is gonna push her. She's gonna grow bold. Let the title. Yeah. That's all she needed. That's all she needed. She's gonna turn into a fucking dragon now. Did she say Naruto-kun is just Naruto? Fucking pissed watching this shit. Stop being a po- She's grown bold, guys. Oh, shit. She's mad. You don't see her eyes. We all know what that means. I'm not gonna withdraw. I'm gonna deposit. Shit. Oh, my God. Where the fuck did this come from? Come on. Oh, God. That's my girl. Yeah, look at him now. Looking like a fucking frog. The battle of the blind. Sackler doesn't pay attention. What? What about him? He's gonna lose. That's what's about to happen, bro. I don't want to see him not to lose. He'll not lose as I'm ending the stream. Here we go. Reflexes. All right, girl. She should do what Naruto did. And blow some gas in his face. I'm loving this hand-to-hand combat. This is great. Ooh! Ooh! No, no, I don't like this. No! He's gonna hit her now. I'm getting fucking worried, man. So, it's gonna be passed down to Boruto! Oh, shit! Boruto's gonna have the blampia. Ooh, God. Ooh, isn't he? Oh, my God. Gentle fist. That goes one-on-one with Hinata's personality. You sure about that? Gentle fisting. No distractor! Sakura, go to bed! It's a TV channel. Sakura just asked what Hugo was. And Naruto asked a question. He's dumb for asking a question. All right. Of course he knows a lot. He's rock fucking Lee. I'm gonna murder her. Ooh. All right, guy. Naruto was just crying. I can't believe Boruto's gonna have Yaku-Gun. They screw it? Oh, God. Oh, no, that means she didn't do it. Oh, God, no. No, she was affected. He's gonna laugh. Oh, no, he's not that type of character. Oh, my God, she got hit. She got hit. She got hit. I don't want to see it. I'm not looking. Stop! There goes her channel. Max, who the fuck is this? They murdered my man, Action 20. Holy Crunchyroll got fucking sick of him. Cameraman got both angles. Are you gonna watch shit pudding? Maybe. I might skip the Boruto. Fuck! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. I knew it. Nope. I got hit that'll affect him later on in the fight. Nah, she's winning. Nope. Is Gaara ever gonna say something? If Hanada wins? No, no, no. If Hanada loses, I'll shave my head. Oh, Toshino threw his bugs at her. 361 energy centers of chakra opening. This fucking chakra, boys! It's a fucking game at this point. You suck! No, no, I didn't mean that, I didn't mean that. Bro, it just came out. Intrude the thoughts. I didn't mean that, I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it. Fuck! Did he just call her a failure? I wanna kill this guy's father. My gosh, she's bleeding. Man, I don't wanna see this. Here we go. He's moved. My way of ninja! Look at this fatherless face. Ooh. They better not be playing this OST and making him lose. Do not do this. Oh, God, man! Maybe you should start believing. She's a lot like you, he said. Wait, did he say that? She's a... Nah! Planning the seas, bro. Planning them. It's happening. You jealous? Is he gonna realize them? Oh my God, wait a minute. Now he knows. She's always watching him. Oh my God! I don't wanna see this, bro. It's like watching a puppy being skinned alive. Oh my God. The fuck? Wow. Introspective. Oh, wait, he's moving. Holy shit. Bro, what he just said, I'm gonna write down on like a paper and just study and live by it. I wonder if he's intimidated by Neji. Yeah, I think he was having a seizure. Naruto works conceptated right now, man. It's all he needs. It's all she needs. Come on, do it for Ruto. Naruto is her strength. No! She's gonna lose! Fuck! I've been watching you. What the fuck? Oh God, Hinata. Why are they playing this over his teeth? Oh, that's the first time I've ever seen her. Oh my God. You know what that means? They're flashing back to this. She lost. Where's my knife? I don't know if this is a negative or a positive. They flash back a lot in this anime. They do it a lot. Like a lot. I've never seen her like this. Holy, they show like full scenes, too. My God. She can't even land a hit. Oh, she's losing. Ready guys? In three. Two. One. I don't find that I predict that. Not another one. Oh wait, no. We never saw it. You guys said we saw it. I didn't. Gosh, she did that while her palms were bleeding. Oh. She's grown bald. Oh God, she's losing. What did he fucking put his fist through her chest? Beautiful OST was playing. And he just fucking stopped that shit with his fist. No! I think this is a Naruto's reaction. Oh yeah, there we go. I don't know what y'all are saying. Rip hair? I never said I shaved my head. I never said that. You're lying. What in the Donkey Kong final level music is this? Is he gonna crush it? She won't be standing again? What is she fucking paralyzed? Or he meant now. Now she'll go there, help her up. Jump down, help her up. God, don't tell me it's a wheelchair arc. Don't stop it. The fuck? Don't stop the datamayo. What the fuck are you talking about? Is she still gonna stand? No way. No way. Was Guy lying? Guy says she's gonna be on the go- YOOOO! Guy was wrong. Hinata is stronger than Guy. This is why we love her. This is why we standin' out of- I don't give a fuck if she loses, bro. She won in my heart. I never said I'll shave my head if she loses the fight. I just said that she loses. She won. Oh my God. Oh! That was so cute, man. That was sad, too. I wish she said that out loud. Oh my God. Woo! 2,000 viewers already? Holy shit. I fall from Venice. You better lose now. Why is he such a dick? His father's definitely dead. Probably doesn't even know him. You are suffering much more than I? Shit. Holy shit. Wait, did he hear that? Oh yeah, he can see the way her eye was moving. Yo, they stopped the fight! Oh, shit! Oh, God! He was going for the fucking kill! Now, Rybdoko, hold her. Touch her. No, like hold her. Not touch her weirdly, you fuckheads. I hate you guys. I- What did she say? No! Do you think? I'm a good ninja? Sounds like I'm jacking off. I shouldn't be doing that. Hey, you failure? Rybdoko is fucking hard out. This guy's a dick! What are you doing? Oh, shit. He's protecting Naruto. Look at this. He didn't mean that. He's on Naruto's side. Wow. A main battle. Oh, God, she's dying from the inside. Why didn't they show Gaara's reaction? A ventricle fib, fuck! How do you know what that means? Her whole fucking team got stretched out. Like stretch, stretch her now. Fuck! Look, he's worried. I don't want to see that. No! They had to show it three times? He's fucking heartbreaking, bro. That made me more sad than seeing Akimaru hurt. Naruto said that, too. The way of ninja. I think he was the only one to say that other than her. They keep showing Gaara for some fucking reason. Oh, shit. With Hinata's blood, I will win. That was fucking sick, man. All right, guys. Let's do this shit. All I heard was Gaara. That's all I heard was Gaara. So now I know who you fight. Who is he fighting? The last thing this guy needs is barbecue, bro. My God. Bro, his jutsu should be like eating somebody alive. This guy's having a fucking seizure, man. What's going on? Interdim it! All right, Asta. People are throwing up right now that I compare them to Asta. What the fuck? Where is he going? This ain't the time to leave. How the fuck did he get there so fast? Oh, Naruto's gonna beat the shit out of Neji right in front of Hinata. I can't fucking wait. I think he's lying. I don't like you at all, Databayo. Oh, fuck, he's dying. Oh, no, it's the guy. All right, Gaara versus Kakashi. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, no, Demi's gonna lose. Demi's Rock Lee's gonna lose. Fuck, it's gonna be him. I know what they're doing. Oh, I swear to God. No, what the fuck was that? He already knows his name is up there. Oh, that's so fucking cool, man. He already knows. He predicted that shit. Oh, my God. Why are you happy? Are you dumb? Ain't no advice gonna work in this fight. Rock Lee's gonna lose. Rock Lee's gonna get his dick ripped off. Right in front of Guy. Oh, my God. Gaara's not gonna talk to him during the fight. He doesn't have talk no jitsu. God, he's gonna get fucked. Red in the chat, but Gaara, green in the chat for Lee. I mean, he beats Asuke. That means he can beat everybody. Everybody's doing green. Holy shit. How is his big toe separated from his feet that much? Look at that. Just look at that fucking gap. I could fit another fucking toe there. Why did I even notice that? Why am I looking at a little kid's feet? Lee-san. Here we go with a Lee-san shit. Guy is worried, man. This is gonna be like three episodes, either two or three episodes. This is not ending now. Oh, my God. He's just like this. All right, good shit. Oh, we got the high budget animation going on now. Let's go. He doesn't even have to move his arms. No, it's fucking rock. Oh, God. We're gonna see Rock Lee in the coffin, but he's gonna break out using like some ultimate move or some shit. No, I kind of like that Rock Lee's fighting him. You know, the cameraman is going off in this episode. Holy shit, man. I'm loving this shit. He's fighting the sand. Gaara is the Sandman from Spider-Man. It's like Sandman versus the lizard. Where's the fucking turtle? Shouldn't he be watching this? He's just standing there. Yo, they gotta like throw water at him or something. Is he talking? Yo, if he starts laughing, that would be insane. No. His bloodlust has to build up. He's a fucking demon. My God. All right, that was the best Naruto animation so far, I think. I think this is the best it's been so far in the show. Sakura, nobody's listening to you. He was like, oh, guys, no talent. We have none of that. We're gonna get a flashback of Guy and Lee as a child now. That's how they're gonna stretch this shit out three episodes. Quick hit him with a flashback, come on. He's dead. Did he just fucking laugh? Did Guy just laugh? So 100% of him is going on Taijutsu as for other ninjas, they have to like put out certain percentage in different areas. The Taijutsu, the Winjutsu, the Jitsu guys and all of that, bro. He could put all of his focus in the once. Don't take your eyes off the enemy. Uh-oh. He's letting him use it now? Oh, fuck, I knew something was under that. He's standing right on top of the finger. He's gonna throw some weight at him? That weight's attached to his ankle. My God. Now he can really fight. Yo! It's fucking time! Oh shit! You saw Guy's face? Oh my God! Look how fast he is! Oh shit! My man's going off now! I was right. Oh, he's losing. Oh my God. He landed a fucking hit! I think these two are the strongest people. Taking the exam right now. Holy shit, Rockalee! Come on, explode your youth! Fucking OST is snapping right now. Rockalee just landed another hit. Let's go! Shut up! No! She just jinxed him! Uh-oh. Oh, it's Gara's time. Gara's gonna be like, you know what? Your fucking acrobat circus tricks are done. Uh-oh, it's right. It's fucking over now. Gara's like, this shit is fucking done, bro. Oh God. Fuck did that happen? He's peeling. He's a fucking banana. Oh my God, he looks sick! Even more sick! Oh God, the bloodlust is full now. That was a weird-ass angle right there. That shit just immediately swapped. Oh, oh, Rockalee lost. Put the fucking ankle weights back on. How about you say it out loud? I wonder how many times he's been under pressure in his life. At least they're giving him his street cred now. About fucking time. Yep. Yeah, we know. Edward Elric, we fucking know. I just watched Hinata get a beating. Now I have to watch him get one. The fucking load is shit. Oh God, no. Guy, guy. I want to see Guy cry. You could take all your clothes off, man. It's not happening. Oh God, he's gonna reverse time by running so fast. He's back to this. What is he? Stunned, he got hit, bro. You were moving. You're standing still with your arms crossed. I thought he was about to interfere, but holy shit. He's just praying. I thought he's interfering somehow. Come on, Gar, do something, you fucking pussy. Tombstone power driver, come on. Imagine if he's like upside down like this. Are his arms still crossed? Oh no, his arms are like this. Oh my God, his eyes are wide open and he's cracked out. Look at him. I feel like Gar wanted this to happen. Like he's happy that this is happening right now. Nah, nah, he's better to explode, bro. Why would you fucking say that? Why? Why does Sakura say that? You fuckhead. Oh my God. Watch, this whole body's gonna crack now and the real Garra's gonna come out. Wait, is that about to happen? We're gonna find out Lee wasn't fighting Noldon. This guy's fucking OP, man. Oh my God. This, and that was just the beginning of the fight. Let's get to the next one now. I just realized I'm wearing green too, bro. I kind of want to eat Garra right now, bro. He looks a little slimy looking. Is he laughing? Oh, he's fucking lost it. Oh my God. Now he's crazy. Before he was edgy. Now he's fucking crazy. It's over. Now he's awake. He was sleeping the whole time. Oh my God. All right. I think they're gonna have to stop the fight. I don't know why they haven't stopped it yet. They're fucking biased, bro. The refs are being paid. Oh, this is gonna be so fucking sick, man. I think Lee has been sleeping. I think it's time for him to wake up, too. He's gonna push himself to the limit, though, and he's gonna break. I know it's gonna happen. It's gonna fucking happen. Damn, man. Yes, they were watching Sackler versus, you know. This day's much better. He has more weights under his shirt. Damn. How many questions, you guys? Sackler is us. Like, she's asking the questions for us. That's her purpose of the character. How many loads does Lee have on his body? Guy lost all hope. Guy's ready to look for his next... his next child. That sounds terrible. Like the train. The train. His next student. Nah, we never give up on Lee. Give it up on Lee? Better off giving up on yourself? Now what? When this guy moves, you get fucking worried. Even when he doesn't move, you get worried. They always do this. Every fight needs this. Every fight needs to make you feel bad for the character that's about to lose. Look at these little bastards. This guy's the Japan flag on his shirt. Guy thinks he's from Japan. Look at little Rock Lee. Bro, the next day, I'd be up in that school, bro. Oh my god. Y'all want to make fun of me? He has a grown one bit. Holy shit, bro. My man never aged. He looked like this as he was born. No one knows struggle like Rock Lee. Not even Naruto. He's going to come back and his leg's going to be off. Bro, he's been through more than Naruto. Make him the main character, please. He's changing the name of the anime. It's called Lee Uto. Who's this pedophile? You just call Guy a pedophile? Get out. You do not talk about him like that. He's looking after him. If I want to train a child, this is what I'm doing. I'm going to the preschool and I'm looking through the window like this. You call them a pedophile. Get out. 2,000 punches. Bro, hear me out. Nero was inspired by Rock Lee. That's my theory. What are we thinking? Look, he hasn't changed. Oh, it's Tenten. Tenten hasn't even changed her style. How do you fucking grow up? I'm already grown up. He's going to say something dickheaded. What the fuck? He's Naruto without the ninjutsu and the gengutsu. Fuck yeah, you will be. Shut up. He ain't dying. How about this guy goes back in his fucking litter box. Look at like a cat. Oh, he's the autumn. He's disabled. Didn't even have to change Tenten's voice. Neji's a genius. Neji needs to die. He said it too. That's the third character that said the way of the ninja. I can't wait until Neji cries. Oh my God, I'm waiting. I want to see him spanked. His ass fucking spanked. Men never give up. That's what John Cena thought. You've got to activate him over some shit, man. You're not going to win looking like that. He's sadistic. I wonder if he really has a demon inside of him or is it just like a fucking multi-personality? He keeps talking shit, bro. Put a fucking dog bone in his mouth. Sasuke is missing all of this. Imagine you were Sasuke. Oh no. Yo, they're building up the suspense more and more with these flashbacks. I don't mind these flashbacks because we haven't seen these yet. Oh fuck. Hurry up. Come out of the bushes and help him. Oh, not this OSD. Now I'm going to fucking cry, man. Shit, man. Right back at it. Oh my God. My favorite part of the OSD is coming up. Ahh! With hidden potential. He's about to activate that hidden potential. Oh my God. Oh shit, man. A genius of effort. It's better than a genius. Wow, man. We all need a guy in our life. A guy. I don't mean like a man. I mean a guy. He's basically dyslexic if you think about it. Like you know how to smart kids in school? All they have to do is like study a paper once. But then you have fucking idiots like me. The bag is. We have to read the test like 58 times. So, but I'm smarter in the end. I can't wait to hear what guy has to say to him. I fucking love guy, man. Guys! I think I like him more than Kakashi. What do you mean her eyebrows? You know what, man? I like him more than Kakashi. I'll say it. I mean it! See, that would move me. You know what's going to be sad? Seeing all it is and then watching Lee lose. It's going to be fucking heartbreaking, man. Here I am thinking, oh, he's about to win. He's about to get his ass ate out, bro. He's about to die. This ain't the time to cry, man. I want to see Guy cry, too. If Sakura stopped this fight, oh, I would have jumped through the fucking computer monitor and beat her to death. Oh, my God. It's his turn to do the driving. It blossoms twice. Oh, he did say that. He did say twice. No guy. No, you didn't. Oh, my God. What the fuck is that happening? He interrogated his body and used a hidden Lotus. We better see the hidden Lotus. Imagine guys like all of them. Five, that was close. Oh, my God, imagine when he opens eight. Seven is right by the cock. The gate of... Wait, what? Is the dick the gate of joy? Is that the gate of joy, the cock? I want to see all the gates open. It's time to open up Lee. Shit, bro, he's activating. He's unlocking skill trees, literally. He's maxing them out. Keep telling us. God, she's looking at him like, you son of a bitch. Ain't nobody dying. Get the fuck out of here. Lee's bed opened up seven gates. Watch. I've misjudged you guys. Oh, my God. Oh, the fucking tent. Oh, my God. I can't wait to see Nauru to open all eight gates. I'm going to teach you how to die if you have to. Yeah, bunch of children. A condition and a condition. Oh, no. Here we fucking go. It's fucking time. I know y'all want to type that right now. It's time, right? That's what you want to type, don't you? No, it ain't. No, it ain't. Oh, my God. Lee is going God mode. What's another three-letter word for Lee, guys? G-O-D. That is moment now. We're doing out fucking Lee. Oh, my God. Holy shit. Everybody's expression. I fucking said it. Oh, my God. I said he was going to use the hidden ability and then it was going to fucking end. This show is so good when it's not about Sasuke. Let's fucking go, man. He's about to open up all the gates. He looks so fucking cool right now, man. He's looking like an MC. He looks like a fucking Dragon Ball character right now. The fourth gate, the gate of pain. Isn't there a character called Payne? He's doing a Dragon Ball. A genius of effort. This is beyond that. I love seeing Kakashi's reaction to this man. It's better than mine. I forgot he was here, that guy. Lee's activation music. Man, I feel bad for Gaara now. My God. Oh, shit. He's going insane. I'm about to hit 3,000 viewers for this shit, man. Out of here. Open up the next gate, son. Yeah, look at the fucking reaction. You ain't pulling him now, bitch. Oh, no, it's not the end. Why'd he say that? Why are you thinking of Neji right now? What are you doing? Shit. He sounds like the narrator right now. Oh, he's going to fuck up now. Hit and load it, son! Shit. Is Lee the most powerful person here right now? I can't believe they let him do that. What the fuck was that fight, man? Oh, wait, it's not over. Gaara's going to come out. Oh, man. What's going on right now? I think they want Gaara to be killed. Oh, shit. Oh, no, man. I can't believe Shino actually said something. Oh, fuck. If he's going for that coffin shit, man, they're going to have to stop it. And that means Lee lost. Somebody get in there, man. What the fuck? We're just going to watch him die? He's already disabled. We're going to take out his arm now? Nah, bro. They rip off a limb of his. He's going to be even cooler. Does that leave? Yeah! The way he just fucking jumped in there. That was so cool, man. Woo! Just stopping the OST. What a fucking God-tier moment, man. Oh, shit. Rock Lee lost, but he won in my heart. Just like Hanada. What the fuck was that about? His edginess was cracking. Why'd he save him? Who'd better kill him? My son. I should love you. You're my precious piece of shit. Guy might not be smiling, but I'm smiling, man. Oh, shit. I should love you. Ninjas don't cry. Remember that. Yeah, bye. I quit. What the fuck? What? Wait, so they vote, boss? Sure, sir. Eh? What the fuck is going on? Who's walking in there? Oh, shit. No way. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yo. Oh, my God. He's crying. Oh, he fucking stood up on God. Yes, man That's what the anime eyes on unconscious means Ninja to me Yeah, but Gara quit so they No, bro, I don't get buggy. I'll say Lee won Lee won Now she wants to run to him because he's strong in a task. Hey, is that what you want to hit? She better not ruin this fucking moment, bro This is between guy and Lee she fucking smiling bro. I want to shave her head. Jesus Christ He didn't even stop my root over me stop sagura this connection right here. Oh, that's gonna be a fucking fight one day, man It's all right Everybody's being stretched out right now stretch stretch heard the fuck man remember when I didn't watch in all Ruto What a fucking idiot I was Don't tell me like he's not gonna be able to use his arms anymore or something Don't shake him No No No, I swear to God. This motherfucker's gonna have a wheelchair for the rest of the anime, isn't he? No, it's a big time that means he's gonna be gone for like the rest of the arc. He'll come back at the end What do you mean, but what the fuck you mean, but Gara killed his arm and his leg Hasn't this kid suffered enough now he has to surpass his limits even more. Oh my god Somebody found somebody find out look good, bro. Let's make a wish get his arms back No, no, it would be cooler now that he has no arm and legs mean now he has to surpass his limits even more This is awesome Now Ruto doesn't hold back Incredible anime they can show this four more times if they want man. I have no problem because we're not gonna see leave for a while Forgive me Nah, man That needed to happen bro He didn't want guy to interfere he wanted to do that. That was his choice. He's a man He's still fucking standing what is he what is he gonna spit on his body as he's passing by? I really hope that's not the end for him man. I got a scene in more fight. I got to see him fight Neji one day It's guy and leave right there Kakashi and Naruto. He is the gold. They're still standing there. I can't believe it Is he gonna laugh now? Alright, that's the last time we see Lee for like 30 episodes I Didn't expect him to say all that No, he's right back up there. I Hate this bitch. That's that was his answer to that. I Feel so bad for guy. I feel more bad for guy than Lee I would have done the same Damn Kakashi, okay I'm leaving. He wants to leave. He's done Alright, nah now guys depressed. I don't give a fuck about the next fight. Who gives a fuck about this fight No, I cares about you They got a sprinkle sub comedic relief in after the most brutal scene happens guys don't throw a fucking piano at him or something Fuck on a Roshi Mario. This is man. Holy shit He's grooming him bro Wait, we hit 3000 no fucking way That's crazy. I'm happy to get a fucking Naruto tattoo now. I wonder what the Naruto tattoo will be Yeah, I'm gonna get what what what Gara has on his head. I'm gonna get it right here