 What's the word y'all? We're getting close and closest to the end of the NBA regular season and it is kinda like awards time. I just put together my fake ballot of all of the winners and we'll talk about that in a future video. But Bleach Report gave out an award to every single team. Let's get into it. I have not reacted to a Bleach Report article since I left the company. So this should be interesting shout out to Grant Hughes handing out awards for every NBA team from the 2023-2024 season. Let's get into it with the Atlanta Hawk. The MVP is Dejante Murray. Okay. All right. They're saying that they take that over what Trey Young was doing or what they were doing together. The Hawks have a lack of better team since Trey went out. He's coming back it seems like for the end season turn of the game. Could they beat the Bulls if they're back there? I don't know. Most approved player is easily Jalen Johnson. Most unfortunate part is Jalen Johnson is a player that if he played the number of games he might have actually won most approved player this season. He's a different most approved than Tyrese Maxey for sure but he would have at least been in the top three but he doesn't hit the 65 game threshold. And the flying under the radar war bogey by Donovan which makes a lot of sense. Bogey should be in conversations for six man a year but throughout the history of six man a year there's only been one player to win the award without making the playoffs. Technically the Atlanta Hawks still have a chance to make the playoffs but it's unlikely. So that's why he's not getting a lot of buzz and it's more like Malik Monk, Nasry, Norman Powell. These are people contributing to winning basketball and bogey is ridiculous because he is actually one of the most impactful on-court players in basketball. The team's offensively is plus 5.5 points per possession when he's on the court only behind his teammate, Vic Kregi and then defensively too. The team is eight points better with him on the court so it's unfortunate and I might, this is making me wanna change it. It's my ballot. I'm putting bogey Bogdanovich on my ballot. He might not win it but I was gonna kind of go through our history and say that yeah, nobody's won it without, whatever, whatever. He deserves the flying under the radar award from BR. Boston Celtics, the MVP is of course Jason Tatum. He's all in the first team this season. I don't know if you can have a conversation about anybody else outside of him. I think the top team or the first team is gonna be Shea, Luka, Joakic, Yanis, Tatum. Some people have been trying to put Kevin Orant in there other than Tatum. Tatum's on one of the best teams of all time right now and he's the best player. I'm giving him that nod. DP O'Wife, of course going to Derrick White. He's doing some ridiculous stuff. Five players in the entire league accumulated 80 blocks and 70 steals. Shout out to him. Better than we planned it a war for Zinnias and Jewel Holiday. Yes, some of us, some of us expected this team to be this good. I'm just saying some of us did. I don't know who those people are but some of us did. MVP goes to McKell Bridges for the Brooklyn Lansing. It's hard to give the MVP to anybody else. I know he had like a month's stretch where he was really, really struggling but we've kind of found out that that 27 point per game scored he had in those 20 something games last year is not really him. I think that's okay. It's okay to not be a number one. It's only a select few people in the world right now that could be a number one option on a team. McKell, unfortunately, is not that but that is okay. He could be maybe three, maybe two. DP O'Wife goes to Klaxon and buckets galore war goes to Cam Thomas because of course it does. Charlotte Hornets MVP is going to go to Malus Bridges. Derrick Gidir goes to Brandon Miller who after a slower start has been phenomenal and then we might have something here, Trey Mann. I think a lot of people when they saw that Trey was like, oh, so happy to see Trey Mann get a new opportunity to get real minutes and he's been taking advantage of those real men and shout out to him. Chicago Bulls, the MVP is going to go to the DeMar DeRose and of course he might be the clutch player of the year. Most of proof goes to Kobe White. I think he's going to finish second in most approved player of the season and like throughout the entire league and what he's only making. How much money is Iodosumu? Kobe and Iodosumu are backcourt right now because Zach Levain is now with his injury are both making contracts that are steals. We also have some really bad contracts on the team. So we can't even capitalize on two really good players or small contracts because we got a couple of people on bigger contracts that are some of the worst contracts in the league according to certain people. But Iodosumu has been amazing. He's been getting better and better throughout the course of the season. 39.6% beyond the arc this season. That was after last year, he struggled. Then we get to Cleveland Cavaliers. MVP is of course Donovan Mitchell. Other than his recent stretch, Donovan Mitchell has been phenomenal. DPOWA goes to Jared Allen. If he doesn't make an all defensive team, I don't know what to tell you. He's been great on that side of the ball and held it down award goes to Craig Porter Jr. When they were without Darius Garland, they were without Evan Mobley. Craig Porter came in and played big time minutes. He had a game against my Bulls where he looked like Andre Miller. I will never forget that game as long as I live. And yeah, he was phenomenal. And then he was okay with basically just going back to a reserve role once everybody came back. He really held it down when they were on that what 24 stretch. Dallas Mavins, you know who the MVP is. Might be the MVP of the entire league. I still don't know just yet. Ricky Dier goes to Derek Lively and the sweet sound of silence award. I'm guessing this is just talking about how it's been a season without controversy for Kyrie. So he's like the last couple before this. He always was in something and this year he was in nothing. I can't, you can't name a single thing about Kyrie Irvin other than buckets and game winners and so on and so forth. MVP for the Never Nuggets. Of course MVP is Nicola Jokic. DPOWA goes to Aaron Gordon and Overkill Award goes to Michael Porter Jr. And they're saying that because they're 16 to three when he scores at least 22. What can you say? This team might be the favorite to win a championship again this season. Next, Detroit Pistons, MVP is Cade and especially the last couple of weeks last month he's been really turning it up. Good signs, Ricky Dier is a Sartons to get well soon and trust the flashes award Jayden Ivey. I'm kinda hoping they don't trust the flashes. So Jayden Ivey can come to Chicago. It's unlikely, it's really, really unlikely. But yeah, he does show those flashes. Warriors, Steph Curry, MVP. Ricky Dier goes to AirPods. Should make an all rookie team if you ask me. And two timelines award goes to Jonathan Caminga. I still, even though Jonathan Caminga has turned it to a very, very, very, very good NBA player I still hate the idea of two timelines because we basically threw this way this year away of Steph Curry. And Steph Curry had gone through like a month and a half slump or so. So he hasn't been to Steph Curry from like 2016 but we can't really expect that. And the two timeline things is kinda one of the reasons. They have a bunch of young players and they also have people like Draymond and Clegg Thompson and Steph Curry. So it was just a rough year and they still have a chance to make some noise but you know, they're tensed right now. Houston Rockets MVP goes to Freddie. I was hoping it was gonna go to Ema Yadoka but Freddie makes a lot of sense too. Most improved goes to LP who would also, just like I said with Jaylen Johnson he would be in conversations for the actual award if he meet those 65 games. Unfortunately he won't. And then this time it counts award. Oh, it is not necessarily a bad thing but we might have to blame Jaylen Green for Shingoon's lost team MVP. Hmm? Oh, this time it counts in March when he averaged 27. They're assuming that they're hoping that this is like closest to the real version of him. Okay, Indiana Pages, Tyrese's MVP, Rookie of the year goes to Pascal because it's the first year that they've been together. I haven't looked at the numbers in some time but it says that there are plus 3.7 net rating when they're on the court. When Pascal's on the court, last time I checked it which would have been like three or so weeks ago they were a net negative with Tyrese Halliburne and Pascal but again that was very early in their relationship and everything. So I'm hoping and I'm assuming it's better now because they've been winning games too. TJ McConnell shocked the system award. I gave him an award on my podcast called Most Feared Bench Player. No, it's not Nasri. No, it's not. Some of the people we talked about earlier for six many year, but as TJ McConnell will do come off the bench and just get you buckets in the mid-range and get into the basket. MVP goes to Kawai for the Clippers. Six many year goes to Norman Powell for sure. Embracing the reality tech James Harden and Russell Westbrook. I said this about Russ before. Actually I have a video on this channel where I ranked every single season of Russell Westbrook's career. It's one of my favorites. It is my favorite video that I ever created in my life. And one of the things that I mentioned with Russell Westbrook is about him being adaptable later in his career. And I mean like the last season and a half after leaving the Lakers and it's hard for a lot of former superstars to do that. Russell Westbrook has done that gracefully and James Harden started to do that too this year after years of us wondering do we have to play James Harden ball for him to be successful? Even though he also was just going through a little slump the answer is probably no, we'll see come play off time. Lakers, MVP, Braun. I'm actually surprised they didn't give it to Anthony Davis. Anthony Davis, Anthony Davis, I think this season has been the better player. That don't mean that Braun is bad. I think it's like obviously very close, but I would probably gave it to AD Loki. I think a lot of that has to do with this part. The defense has been ridiculous. And on top of this offensive game and him being healthy, I would say that he's probably the better player on the team and LeBron is almost 40. So I think he's okay with that. He's probably been wanting Anthony Davis to be the better player to take for some time. Silla-Silla War goes to Austin Reeves after starting, then coming off the Benston, starting again, he's been really, really good. And they've been good too. Grizzlies, MVP goes to Desmond Bain, DPOW goes to Jarran and look what we found goes to Gigi Jackson. Gigi is one of the highest touted high school players in his class. Obviously he went over to college and didn't go perfectly. He got to the league with his 47th overall pick. He looks great. I don't watch a lot of Grizzlies this season, so I'm a flat through that one. The Miami Heat MVP goes to Jimmy Butler. DPOW goes to Bam. And Cool Moves, where did you get him? Goes to Duncan Robinson. Yeah, he put the ball on the floor a lot this season, way more than any time in his previous career. I'm surprised Bam to get MVP as well. Shout out to Jimmy, but I think Bam has been more consistent this season. Maybe the MVP's not about consistency. The Miami Heat outscored your opposition by 149 points in Butler's minutes. Oh, okay, nevermind. Give it to Jimmy Butler. That's that, it's all I needed. That's that, it's all I needed. Next, Milwaukee Bucks. MVP goes to Yanis. Clutch player to your ghost of Dame. And how'd he only get a minimum award goes to Malik Beasley, who's 42% from three. He's been a saving grace for a team that needs more shooting or needed more shooting. He's been great at that. Shout out to Malik. He bettered himself and probably gonna get paid this off season. Minnesota Timberwolves is MVP. DPOY goes to Ringo Bear. And best rotation player that nobody recognized the war goes, Nikio Alexander Walker. I love that. Cause Nikio Alexander Walker is one of those players that came to the league as one identity. And as he continues to get older and starts to keep his self employed, he's turned himself into one of the better defensive players in the league. He always makes the right decision. He hits his shots. He passes right. I love Nikio Alexander Walker. I love that award. Next, we got the Pails. MVP goes to the depth. It's the first time. They didn't give it to a real player. I'm surprised there. Herb Jones, cause DPOY, cause of course he should make an all defensive team this year. And Seeking the Greeting, it goes to trademark for the third. On my podcast, I talked about how high I am on trademark for the third as a player. And we'll see. Oh, I wasn't showing y'all. We'll see if he can hit that heights. New York Knicks, MVP of course, Jalen Bronson. He's the best point guard in the Eastern Conference right now. Just counting this season. Clutch player of the year. War goes to Malik McBride and Josh Hart. And yeah, I was going to say it's probably not because of their hitting clutch shots, but OG goes down. Jiguli's Randall goes down. These dudes immediately come into the lineup and playing 48 minutes in some cases. Like ridiculous stuff. Let it fly award, Dante DiVincenzo. There's only a certain amount of people that are extremely feared on the catch and shoot. Dante is one of those people. OKC Thunder, Shay's MVP. Most approved goes to J-Dub. And there's not a crowd award. I don't know what that means. Goes to Chet Holmgren. Guy who would have run away with Rookie of the Year in any normal season award. Of course, it's Wimby's year. But yeah, if it was any other season, Chet is probably winning that award. J-Dub being a year or two player is not going to get him the actual award, but his improvements have gone from a really good starter player. I'm excited to see what he can be to, oh my God, is this guy going to make six All-Star appearances in his career or more? Like that's how good J-Dub has been this year. Next year he might be an All-Star. They're quick. Orlando Magic see Palos, MVP, D-P-O-Y goes to Jay Lasuz, of course. And per minutes, D-P-O-Y award. I said on my show that the best defender in the entire world right now is John Denizek. He don't play enough minutes. And he also hit the threshold for the game's play, but he would be, you know, he's that impactful defensive player. You got to watch those Orlando Magic or watch those seven minute stretches where he is unleashed and he just dogs defensively. 76ers still give us a join the bead. Most approved goes to Tyrese Maxi. And thanks for being there as B-Ball Paul. Shout out to B-Ball Paul. I've been high on him. He was one of my favorite prospects coming out of college. I thought he did a lot of things the right way and we're seeing that as a backup in Philadelphia. The Suns see Kevin O'Rant win MVP. A most approved player goes to Grayson Allen because he cannot miss. He has not missed all season long. And who needs a point guard award goes to Devin Booker because who needs a point guard when you have Devin Booker? He's having a career high and assist per game. That was one of the biggest question marks for the Suns. And I think a lot of people still have that question. I think it's valid to have that question going into the playoffs, but Devin Booker's looked as good as you could expect for a guy who's never really played point guard in his professional career. At least for this long of a stretch. Portland Trail Blazers. We're gonna see Malcolm Brogdon win MVP. Wow. Hey, it's technically the first year of the rebuild even though they missed the playoffs the last three seasons. It's technically the first year of the rebuild. So it's okay that this is your MVP. Ricky Deere goes to school Henderson. Yeah, yeah. And Diamond in a rough Delano Bennett. If you know, you know, I've been high on Delano Benton for like three seasons and waiting for him to have an opportunity. And the trouble is is that time. Next we got the Kings. MVP goes to Deere and Faw. I'm surprised they did not give it to DeMonta Sabonis. The Sacramento Kings fell apart with DeMonta Sabonis played without Deere Fox. Getting outscored by 5.9 points per 100 possessors reversed that to fit the possessors where Fox played without Sabonis and the Kings net ranges of plus 2.8. The big man, double, double. Okay, but I think that's a flawed way to kind of look at it. I honestly do. Because they're not talking about DeMonta Sabonis not playing at all. They're talking about when they were split on the court when this is talking about when Deere and Fox didn't play at all. And I just think those are apples to oranges. It's just, it's a lot easier. Take the numbers of a, I don't know. I don't know. I don't think that's necessarily fair to DeMonta Sabonis. I'm not mad that Deere Fox went in this either. He's been great this year too. But I would have thought it would have been DeMonta Sabonis. Six man to Deere goes to Malik Monk. Yep. This guy is going to, this guy is going to Madder award. It's Keon Ellis. Love the fact that he's been getting a lot of burn. He was great in summer league. And I'm happy that he got a chance to do it with the Kings. Next MVP goes to Victor Obanyama for the Spurs. Most approved goes to Jeremy Sohan. And then out shattered award goes to Devon Vaseo who as the season progressed, he started to get better and better as his connection with Victor Obanyama got better. I like this award. Toronto Raps is going to see Scotty Barnes wins MVP. Most approved goes to RJ. RJ is not only getting to the basket because he's always been able to get to the basket but he's finishing at the basket. That was something we didn't know. If he could do it out and he's doing it, which is great. And he also can hit his threes now. Better late than never award goes to Masai. The first front office award we've given out all video. Next, we got Utah Jazz. MVP goes to the Marksman shout out to the homie. Riccadier goes to Keyante George and get this guy away from you award is Chris Dunn. I love that Chris Dunn is getting some love because he's one of the toughest defenders in the league as well. His screen navigation is crazy. He'll pick you up 94 feet. I love everything about Chris Dunn's game is since we traded for him in Chicago. He was actually doing that stretch where he was a boy. He was my favorite boy. I had a Chris Dunn jersey. God damn it. I had a Chris Dunn jersey. And lastly, MVP goes to Denny Abdiya for the Washington Wizards. He's definitely improved a ton this year across the board on pretty much every single metric. Riccadier will go to Balau Kulabali who got injured and missed the last couple of weeks last month and caretaker award goes to Tyus Jones who does not turn the ball over and he also does not foul. He does not foul. He does like 50,000 the entire season and we got, what, three games left. That makes zero sense. Let me know what you think. How did they do? They bleached your poor article, Grant Hughes and BR team. They really put it together. Do you agree or disagree with your favorite team? Leave a like and I'll see y'all tomorrow.