 It's Paul Merr's first Santos in the championship game, the 94th minute, eight minutes of stoppage time, halfway through that, the goal is gonna boot the ball downfield and it's gonna go straight out of bounds right to the coach who makes a hell of a play on it, keeps it in front of him, then he goes to pick it up. Other teams like, hey, I want that ball because there's like a time limit going on. He's like, I'll keep it away from you real quick. Everyone starts freaking out, pushing each other. Don't try to steal the ball from my coach. That was my coach who tried to steal the ball from me. I was just trying to play the sport that we're playing and the coaches kind of stopped me. Ref says, red card, coach is ejected. He doesn't know what to do with himself. I heard he's a bad guy. He says, please go take a replay. Please, I'm begging you. He's obviously a man of faith. They disregard his prayers altogether, keep playing and in the eighth minute of stoppage time, I believe this is a championship game as well. Hell of a play here by Santos. I forget which team's the green team. Bam, cross, header, in, shirt, off, bra, flashing, running away from all his teammates, crying, smiling, just so damn happy, look at that. This guy is on the ground crying and he runs straight to the fans. The security's trying to keep the fans away. He's dodging security on the other side of security. Tough job for security here because the fans and the players both wanna hang out and security's kind of like stay away from each other. This dude is still crying. So a real nice slide by his teammate to get down and dirty with him. And then the other dude comes and just sprays him. Coaches in the stands still coaching as if they're gonna come back. This dude hikes his shorts up, no one knows why. Screams and yells and then they're celebrating and we're gonna get a big jump on the pile and kind of plants his asshole on the back of that guy's head, slides right on down.