"Brit at the Pen" MISSION STATEMENT: to be the most viewed and most disliked video of all time by asking everyone to vote it 1 star and by getting at least 3000 people around the world to watch this video 100 times per day until it becomes the #1 most viewed video of all time on youtube. When we became the #4 most viewed video of all time, YouTube pulled this video off the all time most viewed chart with no explanation. But we're still plugging away, determined to hit our goal and to get YouTube to put us back on the all time chart.
You too can join the "DoNotAsYouDo army". Simply watch this video over 100 times per day and you're in. It's fun and very rewarding! Here's why...
The DoNotAsYouDo army owns itsChrisCrocker, SouljaBoy and Timbaland! (Don't laugh, 'My Chemical Nightmare', oops, I mean, 'My Chemical Romance'. You're next;) We created the worst video of all time and rolled itsChrisCocker like a tube of lipstick down to #56. And we haven't stopped since, throwing more crap on the heap! Since starting our effort, new (for lack of better terms) slimy cheating feces have shown up on the scene. CANSEI DE SER SUCKY has cheated their way to the top of the all-time chart like a CANCER DE SER YOUTUBE. The DoNotAsYouDo army will call them by name, taunt them and replace their pink crap with the Worst Video of All Time. Fitting isn't it? (To: CANCER DE SER SUCKY, you may be pink and you can cheat 3 million views per day, but you can't escape the long arm of the DoNotAsYouDo army). If all their sucky videos get to be in the Top 20 YouTube videos of all time, then why not the worst video of all time? Riddle me that!
Truth is, many of the YouTube Top 20 videos qualify for the worst video of all time and that's no joke. And that's why we're here. I mean, come on, the Top 20 YouTube videos of all time are f-n disgraceful and the DoNotAsYouDo army is here to do something about it by sending them all off into the sunset together! Can't figure out which of them is most annoying. And if I hear one more thing about Britney f-n Spears, i'll go nuts. Oh, and what the hell is this "xxx" Japanese karaoke make-you-want-to-vomit video??? Get it the hell out of here, too! Oh and one other last thing, TO: IMVU, We H8 U. From: the DoNotAsYouDo army.
FEEL THE SAME WAY? JOIN THE MOVEMENT:
Over 200,000 1-star ratings can't be wrong. Thank you for making 'Britney at the Peninsula Hotel pool in a red bikini' the most disliked video on YouTube and the #4 most viewed of all time on YouTube, knocking out of the way many boneheads who have somehow managed to finagle their utter crap videos to the top of the charts.
We'd like to thank the tens of thousands of people who gave this video a 1-star rating AND for watching it over 100 times a day for making this achievement possible! We coudn't have done it without you! This is just another shining example of the good people can do when they work together! The human race rocks! Especially the 3000+ people around the world who continue to watch this video over 100 times per day. The DoNotAsYouDo army is proof............ of something or other.
Oh, the DoNotAsYouDo army likes to taunt people who have videos in the way of our path to #1 and who we think don't deserve to be there. Here is an example....
Dear Akorn, oops i mean Akon,
It "Don't Matter" how big of hit you had, The Worst Video of All Time is going to toss you from the Top 20 videos just like you tossed that kid off the stage that time.
The DoNotAsYouDo army of YouTubers determined to bring justice to the YouTube Top 20.
HERE IS THE ENGINE THAT DROVE THE DECISIVE DONOTASYOUDO VICTORY OVER itsChrisCocker et al:
1) WHAT WE DO TO GIVE BACK:
We subscribe to everyone who leaves a comment on our video. Just our way of saying "thank you" and staying in touch.
2) WHAT YOU CAN DO TO CONTRIBUTE:
Make the world a better place by watching this video over and over again and by sharing it with everyone you know. If they do they same and the people they send it to do the same, everyone in the world will see this video. That would be such a good thing. Oh, and tell everyone to vote it 1 star. Oh, and if you have the chance, meet some new people and ask them to watch it. Thanks for your time.
3) SPECIAL NOTICE TO DoNotAsYouDo LOYALISTS:
Please continue to watch this video 100 times* everyday until it overtakes itschriscocker's LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! on YouTube's all time most viewed chart.
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