 All right, boys welcome to how to train your woman part one you see them dishes watch this. Hey, all right Them dishes ain't gonna do themselves. Let's go get up. Thank you I'll get up and beat your ass before I do the dishes Good young guy do that. It sounds like that's what you want guys coming in here with all that attitude I was just trying to be funny. I was doing video. It's not funny. Okay. Go stream. I'm gonna play Okay, I'm sorry bother you sir What's something that's actually incredibly f***ing misogynistic, but everyone just ignores it and pretends it's fine Marriage I'll explain the idea that on a hen night you go out with your girlies to celebrate But on a bachelor's night you go out with strippers, you know traditionally because it's your last night single Being walked down the aisle and given away by your father Taking your man's surname so that you're now as like property The fact that in the traditional wedding vows the man has to love and honor and the woman has to love honor and obey Throwing the bouquet to a group of girls to see who gets married next, but there's no equivalent for men The whole traditional history of a dowry is that the bride's family were paying to get rid of her The white dress signifying virginity and there are smaller details that you might not even think about Like the woman has to walk towards the man on the aisle and the man stands on the right Are you the right-hand side of god? Also when men ask for the father's blessing to propose that feels What do you think wackers bonkers Get them You naughty wackers bonkers If you don't like your hot girlfriend wearing hot clothes taking hot pictures Don't have a So my friend just called me crying saying her and her boyfriend are arguing and she thinks he's gonna hit her So, um, I just woke up but I'm on my way Because what we don't do around here is that you got me fucked up Okay, at no point in time in a relationship should you be touched and you know what I'd be damned If you know a like me and you get touched so I told her baby Don't even worry about it go to the bathroom and tell him brian's on his way Because he knows that i'm the right to fuck with so i'm on my way to figure out what's happening Okay, because obviously something happened in his fucking brain this morning. Maybe he didn't eat his breakfast Maybe he just woke up and fell down the fucking stairs. I don't know what it is But he's feeling real stupid right now. So i'm on my way. We're gonna talk it out I brought this tazer and my other one. We can either talk or we can zap So that's it. You're either gonna get zapped or you're gonna talk it out touch my friend if you want to It'll be real fucking bright if you don't touch my friend. I dare you Maybe do you know you're white? Do you know you're fat? Do you know you're ugly? Do you know do you know i'm gorgeous? I'm beautiful with this pasty skin and foot and all Do you know that and I'll take your mean and your girl too because you know, I like girls more anyway, baby I'm coming for her where she at her never listen to them. You are gorgeous period My question is why are these beautiful woman single, bro? Why the fuck am I single, bro? Why the fuck am I single guys? I've been single I'm gonna be single. Oh my god. I'm gonna be single For four fucking years now in a few months. I haven't had a boyfriend like officially No, dude, and I just think about it and I look at my stuff and I'm like You're pretty like I'm not trying to sound like you know, I'm egoistic or whatever But like dude, I'm pretty a bitch I gotta ask Bitch, I got my own place. I make my own money. I cook. I clean I do senora. I'm not even a fucking senora like I got long hair. I'm not Tina I got a good personality. I'm funny I sometimes I got an attitude, but I'm not like crazy Is it that hard like is it that hard finding a like a good genuine person Fuck bro, am I gonna be single forever? No, mom is way Talvez me voy a morir Si nadie guys guys I'm kind of freaking out Like is it that hard? Anyways, I'm gonna go cry. Hey babe. You ever tried five guys? In the same bed or at the same time? Freakin food woman. Oh Uh Back the fuck up When did this become a whore? It goes which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right? I'm a non-binary elementary school teacher. So here's how I talk to my students about pronouns and such Hi, my name is mix gay like cookie mix or mixing bowl that sort of thing. That's how it's pronounced That is my name. That is the name that I'm comfortable with is the name that makes me happy And I would like it if you referred to me as such See, I'm not a mister or a miss so I go by mix because that's what makes me happy Now you have a name that you like to be called other than the name that's on the paper, right? So I'm actually non-binary. I'm not really comfortable with feminine terms being used for me If you can find some alternatives, that would be great. My pronouns are they then and she her. Thank you so much for asking What are yours? Talking about gender is not something that's out of the room for children Honestly, the most understanding people when it comes to my identity have been the students that I work with So it's important to be yourself Because being openly you probably the most important thing you could do for the kids of this generation Homecoming is the brew and bear Your 2021 homecoming queen Zachary will