 Here we are critiquing another vegan what I eat in a day aka how many nonsense products can I fit into one video so that I can afford this ridiculous lifestyle and judging by the description we got quite a few sponsorships so let's get started. I guess that's like a not so subtle sponsorship like she's not directly announcing it but you know product placement like that gets you thinking. I must say the classical music is a nice touch compared to the uh I'm saving starving children in Africa music which is kind of weird considering she's in a $5,000 a month like apartment being funded by her stock trader boyfriend but uh go figure. Finds you well and you're having a peaceful morning as well or whatever time of day it is I hope you are doing okay. Recently I have really been savoring the everyday allowance. I had no idea she had a boyfriend that looked like a stock trader I swear to god. I had no idea. Maybe it's my cancer son but honestly I love just oh my god she's talking about horoscopes already this is fucking comical she's in like this beautiful mountainside house sitting like oh my god I can't I can't this is this is like what she's trying to convince her viewers that you're gonna live like if you follow this bullshit diet when she's just making money off of thousands and thousands of people so she can live like this. Floring my home and finding the natural beauty that is there. I am really blessed to live in a totally gorgeous place though. I am not going to lie but that being said I am a total overachiever sometimes and I'm how many of those trees can fit in your gigantic lying mouth. So I've really been trying to savor small things like hanging out with Dylan in the morning moving my body to feel good and not for a specific goal or even just slowing down and enjoying parts of my morning routine like the feeling of warm water as it hits my skin or even just massaging my daily skincare routine into my skin. I don't I don't I don't get this stuff like like this is like a tome level non-sex except this girl is somewhat like legible like the feeling of warm water on my skin when I take a shower who comes up with this shit oh my god you must really have nothing to think about you know you can tell these girls have never worked a real job or have nothing hard to do in their day-to-day life if they're thinking of how warm the shower water feels when it hits their skin Jesus give me a fucking break taking a few extra moments which sort of brings me to our sponsor today which is ritual I never thought I would enjoy taking vitamins so much but I love these I take the women's multivitamin 18 plus and all I have to do is take it it does look kind of creepy like some weird sci-fi stuff they would make you take to control your brain and the name ritual for a company like you know like it's a ritual you know I wonder who owns a supplement company named ritual maybe they're doing some rituals themselves fucking weirdos man I love taking my ritual multivitamin because it's catered specifically to me and it has everything that I am looking for and multivitamin that is also vegan friendly which can be hard to find we both have really been happy with taking them so okay okay so who looks more feminine here like like like who's bending over later that night let's be honest well like like like if we had to place bets it wouldn't all be on the guy being the you know being the man in the relationship so if you want to try ritual out you can use code k8s10 for 10 off of your first three months they have a ton of different supplements depending on your season of life so be sure to check it out I'll have the link below I took my smoothie that I made earlier so we did a whole video on multivitamins and why they're bad for you and I mean I could probably break down that ritual nonsense but it's kind of crazy you know you wonder what the markup on those supplements can be if they're paying mongoloids like this to uh to show their products let's see what's in the smoothie you're on the road and I'm actually meeting up with Jasmine and Chris a sweet simple vegan we are going on our annual pumpkin patch trip for fall we've gone to this spot I think this is our fourth year now um so it's fun and Dylan actually just drove separately because he has a work meeting in town afterwards and I have to write my own errands so he's funding the nonsense lifestyle into the pumpkin patch let me if I had a girlfriend that looked like that and was doing this while I was at work I would blow my brains out 100% oh wait what's the cock doing now you wish your girlfriend was as light as that pumpkin oh yeah with those giant mitts I'm sure you could pick that pumpkin up you lifted it up easier than your boyfriend did I wonder if I can pick it up and she lifts it up as easy as the cup of coffee in the morning holy shit holy shit that's funny at least act the part oh my god what an ugly pumpkin I think her skin's going to be the color of that ugly ass pumpkin if she keeps falling this diet for a few more years those ducks are looking pretty green in that pond does that make them vegan vegan Thai food ransom errands spending more of your boyfriend's money is there a vegan that doesn't own pets like is there a vegan that isn't feeding their pets enough meat that that could be feeding themselves as opposed to starving half to death you know like we know they're not stupid enough to feed their animals vegan dog food am I being mean today guys am I being a little too mean I mean I mean they kind of deserve it you know we're convincing thousands of people that you should follow this nonsense diet oh they want the ugly the ugly pumpkin that resembles her skin color should look at that I'm going to be making my one pot vegan mushroom stroganoff I'm actually going to be filming this for work I have a filming set up in the basement so that's why everything's on a baking tray I'm about to take it down there and then we're going to have it for dinner I'm also going to crack open one of these pumpkin spice hard spiders that found at the grocery store it's like a seasonal thing it's pretty good tastes more like apple pie to me because the spice is like the pumpkin's not too strong which I actually prefer you know served well she didn't show what was really in that dinner too much and you know one thing about vegans is that I think they drink a lot of alcohol they don't really show so not only you know is their vegan lifestyle completely destroying their body and they're consuming incredibly large amounts of alcohol because it's calorically dense and it's something they do to enjoy as well as kind of mass cow depressing a vegan diet is I mean I'm assuming it's the basic stroganoff ingredients you got mushrooms you got onions which are perfectly good but you probably have some pseudo vegetable broth and some pasta you know granted everything is organic you know it might not be too bad for you but you know you're missing the animal protein that's what makes something like a stroganoff sustainable something you'd actually want to eat during the winter cash and milk and then because the vegetable broth is a paste I don't get it man look he's tall he's pretty decent looking I mean I don't know I'm not that great of a judge of guys but what's he doing with uh you know maybe she injects him with her uh her her soy baton every night she has him addicted to the uh the estrogen on a daily basis her voice is deep in the nose I can't I can't watch this shit I'm sorry guys I know I've been mean today but I can't stand this shit oh they're having some sort of snack too what are they having are they eating something or he's eating something team powder and chocolate they're okay I thought better but I've also had worse any final words sir um good night oh my god he sounds oh my god I thought I was joking when I said her voice is deeper than his I guess I wasn't well I mean hopefully you guys enjoyed this I mean I can't believe I just can't believe that any of these viewers are real okay talking about the beautiful view okay they're talking about how nice the house is okay as long as they're not talking about how great the food is I'm okay with it I can't I can't imagine these people make like any significant amount of money off these sponsorships like this video was posted yesterday you have 800,000 subscribers you're what did I just click on oh no they got me they got me guys ritual got me uh but thank you guys for joining me today you can go to frank-defano.com to support some legitimate businesses that aren't selling you snake oil and garbage produce you can also drop a like on the video leave me a comment down below subscribe so that youtube can unsubscribe you next week and be sure to check that notification bell so they don't notify you of my videos and what's hilarious I was just thinking of a comment that someone left on that imperfect foods video it was like the most obvious she'll comment ever it was like oh stop talking shit about legitimate businesses when your own businesses are failing I was I was laughing for like two minutes straight I was like this is ridiculous yeah I'm gonna guys I'm gonna start going dumpster diving at my local uh supermarkets and I'll uh I'll start Frankie what should we call the company Frankie's garbage based in New York it comes with rats in the box if you order it