 Welcome to SHA 2017. Just a quick summary of what is happening here. There are 300 talks and workshops, 100 self-organized sessions, and this is growing like with 50 every day now. One megawatt of power, huge track tents, thousands and thousands of badges, 100 gigabit ethernet. So it's very fast. Someone just came up to me and said like I just downloaded 300 megabytes in one second. So it's two seconds per Divx movie. So there's an awesome music lounge. There's a silent lounge. Great decorations throughout the sites everywhere. Several bars. Dozens of showers, toilets, great food. There's a family village. There's awesome logistics making everything happen here. Hundreds of waste bins that are being managed also. There's network everywhere. There's decked coverage everywhere. Thank you. There's over a thousand pages of regulations and permits went to in where we are right now. It is ridiculous how much legal stuff we have done. There's recordings of everything like this. There will be streams. There's first aid. I can go on for a while. So it is just insane. The amount of stuff going on here currently right now what's happening here is insane. And that's only for one reason. And that reason is you. You are making this event. Thank you. So it's impossible to put into words the amount of awesomeness that's going on right now. Like hundreds of people have worked for the last two years to put together this event. Especially in the last months and last days some people worked really, really insanely hard to be where we are right now. So many of the things at XIA, if not all, are built or managed or maintained by volunteers. Many teams have done the impossible to make sure that we can be here in this tent with power right now. Especially I would like to give a big round of applause to the power team and network team. They have been going crazy because this site is one by one kilometer. It's insane. So this is the eighth iteration of this event. It started in 1989 and it's being held every four years because it's just an insane amount of work. In between there are events in Germany as you all know if not also go there. And in the UK which is also awesome. And as with software like camps are like software and we try to make every version better and better and better and more impressive. So there are massive amounts of time being put into this and well still even still then it might be possible that some things are just not perfect yet. And remember that this event is run by volunteers entirely. So if you see something that doesn't work please help and improve it. That will be the best solution. Nothing happens automatically. Everything from the smallest things that you see at this camp has been built by volunteers. So please do help out. The bottom line is really, Sha is what you make of it. And currently it's fucking awesome. So the goal is to get as close to heaven as we can. It might not be perfect but we're trying. Those who help out like for a number of shifts you might have heard already. You get this awesome t-shirt. You will see a lot of people running around with this beautiful t-shirt. It has a nice checklist on the back filled with nice jokes. I don't have slides so you'll figure it out. It's awesome. So currently there are 3,650 people on site. That's a very, very large number of people. And, well, a show of hands we just had so I'll skip that. So who is visiting this camp for a camp like this for the first time? Oh, wow. Welcome. So welcome. So we figured out like with 3,650 people and 400 workshops we started calculating a little thing. Like if you would like want to attend all sessions that are being organized if an average session takes about one hour and you will do want to follow all sessions in a like and still stay sane you will need clones of yourself. You will need a lot of clones of yourself at least 20. So, but there's a problem with this reasoning because if there are clones of you there will be more sessions. And in the end we couldn't figure out how where this ends. So it is really impossible to see everything here, everything on this camp but please try. Otherwise we have to figure out a cloning device and a brain merging device and there will be so much knowledge that your head will hurt in the end. So good luck with the impossible challenge. Also welcome to beautiful Zeewolder. We're currently in Zeewolder which is the most Dutch part of the Netherlands as you can find. For this it has a dike, it's on an artificial island, it has very complex land usage regulations, it lies well below sea level, the ground is mostly clay and on this artificial isle which is the biggest in the world we also have another artificial isle. So many thanks to scouting Landhoed Zeewolder, the scouting Netherlands and the municipality of Zeewolder for having us here. Please give them a applause. Okay, secret messages. So this is the most Dutch place in the world. If you're allergic to the Netherlands you would have died right now so don't worry it's contagious and you will carry it with you for the rest of your life. But even then there's two things that this event should really take home from this event and carry it with the rest of your life. The first thing is the meaning of Shah, that is still hacking anyway. And like that's the goal, that's the point. Whatever happens please keep on hacking, just do that. And if you don't, well what are you doing here, I think that that will just happen always. Like with all decisions made, all the events that have been organized, all good, all bad choices, we're still hacking anyway. Like there's been many events before this and also regardless of anything that happens at any place, at any time, for any reason, you can count on us, you can count on us, we're all still hacking anyway and that's why we're here. So yeah hacking pushes boundaries, it moves society forward, it is very awesome to do as you will see if you're new here at this camp otherwise you will know this by heart. And we also believe that everyone here at this event should be completely themselves and that's very important. The more yourself you are, the better creativity you will have, the more awesome things you will make. So that's very very important and if you might feel impeded by this mission, there's a cohesion team that knows the entire org, everybody and that can figure out stuff for you all day 24-7. So they're in a silent lounge outside the dyke so I welcome everybody to be themselves as much as possible. Shall I restart the clip? Right here we go. You of course will find differing opinions at this camp, please have an open mind, try to learn. There's most I think always reasoning behind why something is happening, why something is happening right or wrong. So take your time and the other important rule next to still hacking anyway is be excellent to each other. For this event there are a few websites that are maintained by the sysadmin team and I would like to go over them shortly and then go to a Q&A. So I have to make this a little bit smaller. It's really fast this screen, it's very nice. So the first one, these pixels over there, this is the angel system. If you want to help out in a structured manner, you can. Therefore there's an angel system, the URL is angel.shaa2017.org and there you can register and you can mark yourself as being arrived or you should do that at the info tent, they can mark you as being arrived and you can help out with one of the many many shifts that we have. You can also do this in an unstructured way and you will also get like if you do this please tell that to somebody with a nice high face so you can get food vouchers and also go get the t-shirt in the end. But the angel system is very important, it's the backbone of the event. Please register, please help out with the many shifts that we have. They're in the night, over day, so this it starts here. There's something else that's really important, it's the wiki. Oh wow, if you have, oh it's oh, does anybody have shades? So the wiki contains a lot of knowledge, can I increase the font size, yeah. There's a lot of knowledge on the wiki, it's wiki.shaa2017.org and you will find a lot of interesting information such as the most important announcements, like if you want to have more wasps, how you do this. Also you will find the villages, you will find a list of interests and of course I wanted to show the list of interests and there are two things, turn wi-fi on, waiting. This is a demo effect, this doesn't do justice at what the amount of work that the knock has put into this. So now I should enable the proxy, so like this and then I should do this and here we are. So there's a new thing on the wiki, that's a list of interests and for every village there is and every cluster, there are interests, you can add interests and tags and you can find other people or other villages with the same interest so you can connect each other because that might spur new ideas and more awesomeness. So how to bring everybody together, this is one approach and the interests are sold, are ordered by the amount of villages and clusters that have entered that. So they're over, well I think, let me see, join the, for every interest there's, you can join the channel, so if you do join the, there's like 308 interests and well I'm not asking you to join 308 RUC channels, I think you already have that. So like soldering and fun and hacking, well it's good that these things are at the top, right? Privacy, Arduino's, the list goes on and on so you can find each other based on interest via this way. There's much more in the wiki, if you have a question, how does something work, it's probably on the wiki. So that's one, there's also another really important thing and that's the schedule. That's at program.shart2017.org, I'll zoom in a little, can I zoom in? Yes, excellent. So we can click and we see that currently there's an opening talk, cool. And next, Phil Zimmerman, Bill Binney and a lot of content, this is what I've been warning about, so there's so much to do. One, two, three, four, you would need at least six other clones for this. Another thing that's really handy during the camp is the map, there's this interactive map, map.shart2017.org where you can zoom in, I hope I can zoom in, this here we go. So you can see all the fields which are arranged alphabetically from north to south, so here at Wozniak you will find the badge bar for the awesome badge that we have and if you click on it you will see the wiki page. So talking about badges, have you all received your badges? The badge team is sitting over here, sparkly, happy. It's really awesome that this is the first Dutch hacker camp with a badge, so the amount of work that went into this is ridiculous and they're still running around and they're still happy. I don't know how they do it, but they do it. So please give them a round of applause. There will be a badge contest also. At the fifth day of the camp there will be a badge talk that will have the most awesome apps showed and displayed, so you have five days to make something beautiful on this badge. The feature set of the badge, it's an ESP32, it's a special edition with more RAM. More storage, so this is a very special edition. Also this is a black one, I don't know, there's one, apparently. I will steal this right now. And what's more? Well, yeah, I'm a bit speechless. You also get some leds, please solder them on and they give the nice Shah design colors to six colors. If you program it that way. All right, all right, there's a massive multiplayer game on the badge already. It's called the Shah 2017 game, install it. I don't know how it works, but I'm going to do that, so that's clear. Some other things on the map that I would like to show here is the alt power network. At camp 2015 in Germany, there was the wish that we should move away from generators and start with an alternative power network. So technically, we could have done that, but we had a lot of work to do that with the power companies, so we still had to rent power generator. But luckily, Banatsky started the alt power. Can I click on this? I hope so, no. Started the alt power network. It's a 42 volt direct current grid. It's located here at the top of Lamar field. There are, it's four times 42 volts, 42 amperes max. There are over 42 connections that the amount of work went into is 42 times 42 hours. This is information. So there's, there's been a lot of work. There's a lot of solar panels laying out there. If you value the transition from generators to a better or cleaner power source, please join the village, join the cluster alt power and work on it so we can move to a better way of power. Please. All right. Also the last one, the network guys knock. They have a 100 gigabit ethernet connection. I'm sorry. Oh man, I'm sorry. 100 gigabit internet connection. And they have actually 200 gigabit pairing. So it's real. You can actually use it to full capacity. I don't know on what, but you figure it out. There's, they said like there's 402 quintillion IP addresses in our range. And if you need, want to store it all for whatever reason, you would need six million petabytes just to store all the unique IP addresses. Good luck. Yeah, that's another new thing at the scamp is the harbor, the safe harbor. Well, where should the harbor be? Hmm. Well, here. There's a lot of boats already. It's next to the silent lounge. It's really cool. Also, if you want to take a swim, just walking over here, there's a nice beach here where you can lay down and relax. So that's, I think that concludes this, this opening. Thank you very much. I think, well, there's one thing. Welcome to shot 2017