 Dodgers Marlins over the weekend. Home plate ump, Chad Fairchild tosses out a Marlin and a Dodger in this one. Trevor Bauer has struck out four in a row at this point. Three in the first. Look at that little front hip. Two seamers, beautiful change up. Fastball, Bauer's hitting him with everything. That one goes right to left to move him off the plate. That one goes left to right to take advantage of moving him off the plate. Look at that pitch. It's nasty. Now the hitting coach for Miami, he didn't like it. He didn't think that should be a strike when he thought one earlier was the same. So he gets tossed for yelling keep him on the fucking plate. That's what he says. He's good enough. He doesn't need your help. Okay, this guy wants me to keep him on the plate. Yeah, he said keep him on the plate. Just jot that down real quick. Then Turner comes up. Now we're bottom four Dodgers. Turner safe, Muncie pokes that one right up the middle. He gets the first base. Yes, he's safe. And then three, two pitch walks the bases loaded tie game in the fourth. Then he walks in another run and Matt Beatty comes up and he says, dude, that was an easy RBI. I want to get a walk. I'll take an RBI walk. That sounds like a lot of fun. So he steps into the box, glasses on, getting ready. And Don Madden's like, no, we're gonna change the pitcher. We don't want the RBI walk. New pitcher comes in. That is called a ball. That is a strike. Now this next pitch starts it. Cause no, not that one. My bad. This next pitch. That's called a strike. And Beatty doesn't like that because he thinks it's pretty similar to the first pitch he saw. And here's both of them overlaid. And that's kind of where they are. The one on top was called a strike. The one on the left was called a ball. So they're different. But he thinks, you know, hey, pretty similar pitches. You called one a ball, one a strike. And then the um calls the outside pitch a strike. And Beatty doesn't like that at all because now he's getting the inside and he's getting the outside. And he just turns to him and he says, so bad. And the um ejects him out of the game. Bam. Now if he said, you're so bad, you're so bad. If that was that, if he said, you're so bad. That's a personal insult. And umpires like per the rules can eject people for personal attacks. If he said, that's so bad. Then I don't know. That's a really incredibly bad quick hook. He probably said, you're so bad. I don't know. Hey, Roberts is mad. What's going on here? Chad, hey, that's too quick of a call right there. And he's like, well, I don't care what he said. He's like, well, he said I was a really bad umpire, hurt my feelings. He's like, Chad, you miss, you miss calls like that all the time and keep people are allowed to tell you that they're bad. And Beatty's like, well, what the heck, man? That was nothing. Bauer comes up to him and he says, what'd you say? I told him he was bad. Bauer says, yeah, I can't be saying that to umps these days. Now Kershaw and the curve, they're like, what'd you say? And he was like, oh, I did. I told him that he was bad. And they're like, well, what did he say? Well, he said, you're gone. So I'm gone. Kershaw's laughing. He likes it. So Beatty got ejected. And that's about all of that. Oh, on the next play, we had a shoe come loose. Tries to turn the double play, shoe comes loose. Birdie tries to turn the double play, shoe comes loose. Says, okay, okay, okay, okay. I'll just settle for one. Geez, shout out to that shoe.