 ‫  Aman, this is the landslide. ‫ Today I am gonna show you. Today is for Tukke. ‫ Oh man, that's so unfair. ‫ That's time you took a mike I won't get, now it's my turn. ‫ He was joking with me. ‫ Tukke ended. ‫ So you take your damn money, you take your kindways,  thankfully  footsteps out of you  we are built for the正 insolence.  next day  we coming to the Kregir  people come and do their duty.  maurangu yukak ha kama wait మంరికా మంరిక్టిల్చి జాడింరింర్ మానినినూ సందాలాంంటికిచి సంటే 30నిక్గాలి ఇరిక్ట్చి విల్ట్. మర్ట్కరోనింటా. Sorry for the mess. I was just coming from the Shamba. Yes, Maken. A very important guest. And I am counting on every one here to tell him what they could be the act of pin. You understand? Yes, yes. Who? Mr. Maken. When I understand that you also desire to be a respectable man. Good compala. Such reckless behaviour. Being either one, this short array. What to be allowed when the business is allowed. You understand? Yes, Mr. Maken. Good. See, to lift a mountain you first have to lift and to make it in compala. You first have to make it, you see. And if you cannot make it here let's say it will be very difficult. And as for your friend here, Mr. Kalumi. What can we say? The poor we shall always have. So, Mr. Maken, I trust you to gather your tribe within me compala. Village won't be known for idolans like you. You understand? Yes, yes. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I guess the, under position and the, even some small community for the, Makenbo, Makenbo, Makenbo. Do not be so eager. Do not be so eager. Just do these small, small good deeds. Never know one day you will be else you won't cheer. It's not easy. You will get your small money, okay? Yes, Mr. Chiawan. We'll move it. Why are you just standing there? We must start moving. So now you think you're better than me. So me, I am the idol and disordered and you are the serious one. My friend, you may be the champion of the mango tree girls. But let us be honest. When it comes to what is up here, as far as it is for a life and a means to a decent living, I'm your man. I'm going to take us to Kambala. Listen, when the Prime Minister comes, he will only be talking with those of the LOCs. Now for me, I have this very important job of collecting all my fellow idolars to make ourselves indispensable to the ceremony. You see what? Useful now way. We shall make ourselves beautiful. How? We shall create challenges that only us know how to fix. And this shall happen right in front of the minister so that he has no choice but to notice us. You get? Two positions are these. It doesn't matter. What matters is we get the money. And slowly, slowly, slowly, we become respectful men of you as a village. Serious money. This time, finally, I'm going to raise status. This time, this time, I'm going to raise status. They are coming. They are coming. They are coming. The Prime Minister is coming to do what the LOCs have failed to do for us. Jobs, positions, leadership. You mind? Our chance has arrived to be seen and heard. They are coming. They are coming. They are coming. The Prime Minister is coming to theере dia class. And all you can think of is school fees? Yes, school fees for driving a school. I got alumni going back to school. I became a taxi driver. I take my wife to Kan Achoo. At this rose but you don't even own a car. Some times, hey, my friend. Have I known told you how one day You have one day I will be the first taxi driver from this place. You? Who did the taxi? All the passengers would get jiggers. For me, I am a respectable man of the village. As a respectable as your cows. The prime minister will be able to see that and just like chairman. You just give me a car. That is why you still have no wife. No woman wants a man who fears his head with the sea or it. The problem with you is you try to talk to these babies with the big e-bombs. Smaller brains. As small as yours. That is why you always ask me for advice. And look how well I am doing compared to you. I have the chairman's confidence to prove it. Education did not bring me these things but hard work. You what do you have? Nothing. Nothing. Married but with nothing. Always borrowing. Borrowing my milk. Your wife is always crowding and calling herself happy. Pathetic. You led me. Me? Who do you talk to? Me do you. I don't but at least you make me look better. Ah what? So why haven't your brains taken you to campers? Because like me, they are small. That is why you are still here. Look at your problem. The same as they were like a pre-for school boy. Nothing has changed. Nothing will change. Who can tell us what the answer to the question on the blackboard is? Anyone else? Anyone else? If you come into my class with a nontactical like that again, I'll beat you to your bottom's bleed, then send you home. Alright tell us the answer. Don't either comment words. That is wrong. Please don't I know. That does not make the answer correct. This country has had many prejudice. Many liberators. Some even came for a day but that does not deny the fact. That they are prejudiced. Stop but the question is there is the name that must say that. Human anyway. Shut up and sit down. Grow up and be respectable. Do you want to wear those shorts of your life? Try to exploit against such idiosyncrasies. Men wear trousers. There are men in campers. Men who can't even comprehend that a place like Bouillonz exist. Is you perpetuate that kind of modus operandi? If you can't even distinguish your presidents, how are you going to go to campers and put Bouillonz on the world primary? Some of you here won't make it. Yes. Me. Your teacher. I might as well be your high school or university professor because who knows if you make it to PLE. Those of you who make it to many boys. Sir, me now you will make it to many boys and then come back. Shut up. I don't even know how you even made it to people. Your illiteracy has escalated gigantically in a negative angle like a phango disease of the Medura. Try to learn from your friends. Some of you here will become taxi drivers, or if they are lucky, they shall like me. Some of you here will make it to Makaria and you forget Bouillonz. I am a certified teacher of Kakurati Subvocation Training School. Highest level. Me. Captain S.N. Villa. Top squad. Me. It is called District Excerptive Commissioner commissioned by His Excellency Benun Isaacmentumosa. Weee. Tyari. Me. The only reason I am here is because I have been meticulously entrusted with the very persimmonious and pragmatic and important job of identifying the best in Bouillonz as a sign of my proficientness, competence and brilliance of executing tasks. Thanks to PLE. And... and it tell is mean no scuttle recruitment in the past ten years. And I had that teacher in the central office to give ya. Kachyo, what did he pay for getting you? Makiimbo. Out. Get out of here! Let me get a stick in my thigh. He's running by wasting my time. This empty head's never land. Yes, I remember. Ah boy, Baruch is in the lead. He overtakes Moine. The crowd goes crazy. Ah, Baruch, let me get this corner. Baruch, let me get this corner. He's almost falling. He's almost falling. He gets back up. That was a sharp corner. Oh, Moine is trying to take him. It's a tough race. It's a tough race. If Baruch steps in, he's straight to the corner. He's coming to the finish line. He's coming to the finish line. Yeah! From the district to win at motorcycle races this afternoon. I'm just too happy. It means a lot for you. Yeah, it means so much. Because now I can see future. At first I was a bit scared. When I saw the other gentleman there. Moine. But I said no. I have to at least win. Proud. Yes. Do you think you are at a disadvantage in Kampala? Of course. For them, they have started this thing. And the motorcycle is better than the ones we use here. But even if it is possible. Wow! Congratulations, Baruch. And all the best for you in Kampala. Ladies and gentlemen, the heat is off. First time ever champion from Eastern Uganda. Who is a P7 dropper. We'll be patrolling it out in a couple of weeks. And it's the best opportunity. All right. You know about question this week. We are. What does it take to win at motorcycle races? Did she a talent? A brains? It takes the number on your screen. And that is all we have for you. This is Butterpink. Butterbuck. For Gingerbread News. Good night. Champion! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Kampala! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Ow. Hey! Hey! Yeah. How are you? I'm fine. How are you? Thank you! Thank you very much. You might the name of the Godifrey man who reached Obengar.  crucifixion No need. No need. We know this is the area notorious for storing and the fake identity card. You know that this increases the superstition. You need out of papers, you want to be allowed to go to Kampala. Being in the possession of a fake or storing identification cards, these are going to stop. Punishable up to five years. Later, later. It is easy here that you are 20 years old. Yes, I found you. What do you say more certain? I found him and I said you can earn as early as me. I'm just happy to alive you. So you've lied about your age. You've lied about your age. I found him and I don't think that I don't... You understand that this increases the superstition. I found him and I... You understand that the creation of false edges in a game with specific rules and regulations is a criminal offence. You understand that? Do you understand that? I found you. I understand you. As for now, we are constipating this documents for Father's Investigation. I found you. I found you. I understand you. I found you. I found you. I found you. I found you are. I found you. I'm starting to have doubts. Every time we have hope, nothing ever changes. Remember paradox? My friend, what if the prime minister from the past this time the sun is smiling on us. Look at the distance. People are already celebrating that the prime minister is coming. So what if it is him? Do you know that Mr. Ole was still teaches before? And has never, not once he was... Remember what we call new? That one was telling, that story. He was a boy scout from our school. Do you know why they dumped him here back in the village? They forgot him. Just like the prime minister has forgotten about us. Look at our roads. In their state he might as well arrive next year. He is coming. Look, paper dancing. Paper dancing, he is coming. Besides what business does he have with us? He is coming. Look at you. I know it was me, but I am starting to think this system is just put in place to keep us notating psycho. Our best live the country. The God still it's grass. The God still it's grass. The God still it's grass. The God still it's grass. The God still it's grass. The God still it's grass. The God still it's grass. The God still it's grass. Village kids dream big, but never go anywhere. And my mother will very often still The mango tree see hostess who though play at, McKembow is going to a big boy perseverance, a community center a child smarter than boys. It's a psycho. Bad boy, bad ox, they don't make it camper. Why? No license. No ID card to prove he's a citizen. Why did they even let him compete in the first place? And the prime minister. Isn't he too educated to even step in the way you say. But these Kambala people are cheats. They create these laws and if you don't comply, they can even imprison you for a piece of paper. What are you doing? You see what reading too many news papers as they dunk your brain. Stop overthinking things man. When the prime minister comes, you have to look sharp. These things of you just showing your problems must stop. He's a respectable man. When he sees me, he shall also see a respectable man. That is no reason to make your face shine like that. And how do you think he will see me? Sir, you are very welcome to Puyonza village. As you can see over here, we have our litters. Very good. Very good. Very good. I can see. Over there is the head teachers of Kamuli Poiz secondary school and Miri Poiz secondary school. Excellent. Excellent. The great move. Over there on the left is Reverend John A. Seeker St. Paul's Church. Just over there next to him are L. C. chairs and their wives. You can wear them. You can wear if it's okay. And our very, very important elder Mr. Kalumbi. You can even see how shiny he is. He is very, very important. I can see. I can see. May I have a talk with you? May I have a talk with you? I think the future of Puyonza should be discussed with a very respectable man. See, the country has fallen to the island. And it is our duty to restore it back to as it should be. The simplest solution is to restore someone close enough to the people who can speak their language and is able to execute the role given to him with the proficiency and excellence. Yes, sir. No sense. This is no sense, you man. Ridiculous fools is what we are. Idiots. Entrepreneurs. Yes, pop-up is without any profession or trade. Mango tree idolards. Wasted resources. Strong and able resources. Able to do nothing benefiting from society. Mango leaves such happiness. Mixing of the possibility. Kalomi. I have thought of the possibility. My whole life I have thought of the possibility. Possibilities don't make jobs or money or anything far from the sky. Today we are simply impossible possibilities because the fact that you are minimally educated and without papers makes it impossible. I didn't see there, mister. Yes, sir. Mr. Chairman. Mr. Make. I see. You still keep the company of the uneducated of Akumi. A man such as your Seref who has read books surely knows that bad company corrupts good. Yes, Mr. Chairman. Good. So, I have come to let you know that unfortunately the funds catered for the support groups for the village visit have been delayed. There. You just like hold down the rabbit hole. You understand? So. I'm afraid you will not be receiving any money anytime soon. Thank you for the good work you have done. Hope to see you at the ceremony. This company that makes keep eating. I also become a snack and I started benefiting because it seems that is the only way. My friend, we continue with the plan. This day must not end until I have finally met the prime minister and my life is full. I rather let the sunset because I know it shall rise tomorrow morning. But this prime minister shall come. He shall see our troubles, shake our hands. Put on the tree in the middle of the crossroads. And give him a kasegaboho. Build a community center. And what they are seeing man, chairman. For God knows what. And then what? Karun. He won't come back. He's no messiah sent to deliver us from that road's antennae. Who knows why he's coming? Is he opening up his soul to us? Sacrificing himself for our sins? No. There is always some hidden agenda and we are nowhere in it. You are the chairman. To them we don't even exist. You know what? We did this to us. We put ourselves here in this pathetic impoverished lifestyle. We put ourselves down. We put ourselves up. All Mr. Prime Minister can do is support, support, support. For us we work for ourselves. In fact take off your clothes. Let him see you as you are. As if you are poor that she is blessed for him. He's not the president. And even if he was, did he put on his best suit to see you? No. So why should you wait for us for him? Let him see you. The death of the heart. The scars. Remove. Remove all of it. Remove. Representative. He's not coming. He has sent a representative who has now stopped in Ibu Lamuji. At this rate he won't even reach. I told you political agendas. Follow. She's not. She's not. It is. How? Hadn't you the one who rushed me out of the bathroom screaming. Man half naked. You. Didn't you follow? Was in the shower. Just shouting, shouting. As if the president himself was coming. Every time wasting my time. Stupid and you think I feel good. My wife was prepared. Instead of wasting time with time wasted. Now you talk to your husband. Give me food. He's not looking at the big picture. What? The prime minister is becoming. So for me I was going to ask him for money. To solve all our problems. The prime minister. You start by saying that. Representative. I know why did you start by saying that. At least he doesn't have a wife to disturb on a time. She almost disappointed. Hey my friend you come back. She refused to give me food. I'm tired you man. You don't have a family. So you don't understand this thing. My mama I want the house. I can't give her a house. What's wrong with that one? It is falling. Every time the wind blows. You can hear the answer vibrating. You can't have children in that house. My simple life that is all me I want. What are you going to do? I don't know. We got to come back. And do what? Find money. Something. I knew you were dumb but not this much. Would you rather stay here? Same thing every day. Same thing every day. We go. Wait. Today. Today? Grab our picture. Why are we waiting for it to come to us? Because it's coming anyway. Okay. Remember. Lift a mountain. You first have to lift a stone. You hear man say this. The prime minister. It is just a representative. We don't know unless we try. For our families. For my mother. For big brother Moses. At least. At least. The way you look. So do you have money now? I don't have. But I have a plan. The last time you said that I fell inside the well. You enter the taxi. You have money. Me I have a plan. You mother f****. In come? Mereres Background. Put it out. It's very beautiful. Guys for Seniors. That chair that you haveión cut. You Maxwell only for the last 15 minutes is not cheap. It has been gridоб Sank Adventure From Fortify behalf of your company. Don't ask more about the fair. It is the fair! It is a fair. Seek of me as your government. I take your money and then you trust me to take you to whichever destination I choose. What do I do then? This one is a straightforward one. Non-to-collar to do with what was approaching their funds. And it's not the term. Easy. That is why I like this business. I am a crucial part of society. Traceful and moving you blind and tax-paying citizens from one hasa to another. One hasa to another. Can you touch me? Who can you touch me? An undeniable part of society. Any room, any check, any rate. But for you my traveller, who are you? They squeeze you until your sweat drips these roads creating more potholes for us honesty citizens. They have trouble as water mix. Why so sad as well? Who, me? Was I talking to anyone else? Bring your money. How we live you here in Mabida Forest. But sir, I paint. We paint together. You see, this is exactly the incompetence that they call idle and disorderly. Flooding compare with their people ignorance. Making it difficult for us honest citizens. Bring your money. Look at him. As if I was speaking English. Never. Look at him. He doesn't even know how much the fair fair compare is. These are the ignorant fools that become border-border men. And then the city council thinks we are all uneducated hooligans. These are the ones. And no wonder that same leader is voted into office again and again. Because all they do is take a picture on a ballot paper. Take a picture on a ballot paper. And taking pictures like primary focus. As for us, who think? And the rainy books. We are left to scratch our brains for alternative decent living. Let us enter them. But sir, we paid. You can even see. Paid who? Paid who well? Take your pockets. Did you want to insult my intelligence? I will obey to you. My name is not a bat. Do I look as if my name is a bat? Do I look as if my name is a bat? Call me a lonious captain-expeditor. Morseless customer. Proud man of the council of Ugandan conductors. I don't want this nonsense of Omon Tuawa oncey. Do you know how much I have worked here to get here? And you want to cheat me of my money? My education and the hard work. Every kilometer is my shilling. Every shilling is my boss. Every boss is my sanity. And sanity is my life. I won't have you destroy it. Oh, that money on booze? You can save it. Give some to your children. You know, buy land, start a business. Save for who? Save for who? Save for what? Save for when? Was this government built on the backbone of saving? I hear, learn from the Chinese. Learn from the Americans. Learn from the British. Just spending 41 trillion. 41 trillion on debt. At this rate, they will even implement a law that maybe the national language is over Chinese. Government will be saving it for your children's colleges. Do you hear me? Saving to preserve the cultural aspects of this country. Save for what? When we cannot borrow? We live now. Nobody saves. Not to me. It seems you went to university. I've never heard this thing. Ask anybody here. What do you do with your money? My name is Zee. They are agnostic and young. Business can be very bad some days. These people, they don't buy it. What? What do I do with my money? If only I buy tomatoes and cero. You don't party a bit. Just buying and selling every day. You've heard from Agnes. Business is very hard now. Buying and selling of onions is becoming very expensive. Nowadays. Let us see what another gentleman has to say. My name is Bishop Ian Omagor. I thank God for the work he has placed me in. I believe I've been called to be a remunerative source to his people. What do you do with the money? Well, I take care of myself and my family of course. I'm an incumbent. Anything animalistic to help me suck off. So I've been able to travel. I thank God for a new vehicle purchased recently. So no vacation? Just praying every day? Equanimity my friend. Equanimity is a virtue. When God has called you to baptize his flock, it requires one to need if he can't and sacrifice the little. Even God rested cool a day at least. Don't you think that is boring? Even God rested cool at least a day you can rest while that won't look. A service to God is never trivial. For example, wow. Thank you. That was Bishop Ian Omagor. You've heard from Bishop Ian Omagor. Service of God is never trivial. Equanimity. Wow. You're still with us. Let us say what another lady here has to say. How does she use the money? Yes, madam. What do you do with the money? As you know payment of teachers is very low. So we're just waiting for government to help us. Wow. So no, no, no, no, no party, party a bit. You know, I mean the salary is very low. So we're just waiting for government help us. So maybe I can use some money on myself. Buy new clothes, take my friends out. But maybe this year I should get a car. As for not saving, there is no money to save. Because even when I take the little I have, it's not enough. Ladies and gentlemen, you have seen. People do different things with their money. They rarely talk of saving. My friend, you have to read the papers. Nobody saves. Nobody saves. You use what you have and be happy. Come, come, this money shall go. Hello, this conductor man is very educated. If he finds out, he'll beat us for sure. Do you have to say it so loud? Who is the man I gave you? I left it under the pot for my wife to find. She becomes happy when she finds the same little money that she thinks she lost it. It's the big money that I give her. Now where's the plan? We'll go to Kampala with no money. Just wait, we'll get out of this forest. I'm going to pray. For what? For God to make us invisible. Maybe the conductor will forget we are in the taxi. That is a stupid idea. Snap out of it. It doesn't exist. Hey! Everybody in Iwiunze believes in God. At least he doesn't keep promises that he can't keep. This is a taxi and not a plan. Stand up! Do you think you will have allowed me to be born in this Uganda, this government and God for second country? Like I've said it before and I say it now. The problem is not the country. The problem is you. Look at your plan. It is better than yours. I need the toilet and then we run. No. You have a better idea. My plan is we just run. Besides, what if he doesn't let us out? You just tell him that you are going to social right there in the chair. And then he will start a gasek. Idiot. Ate! Shoot! Push-ups! Fire! Was not my idea of making money in Kampala. At least you become strong. Don't let commander seem like this. Go back to village. With no money. At least I will be happy there. Every time. No sir. How are you man? Madam? No madam. Every time I like you sir but. You think a gun doesn't make strong. I have no opinion. I stand. I stand. She tells me look for money. On my degree. It will come. We go back to Williams as which man. I am here looking like an offender. I am not an offender. There are so many. There are so many restrictions. In the village we could walk around. We are so afraid. But now I can as well be a foreigner. Since I have no credentials. The city has opportunities. Like a big ripe mango tree. In the village we could walk around as men. But now we look like a man in a uniform. No no my friend. It is. I did come. Look at this way. Because. The people everywhere. All speaking English. It's very. It's very. Dear. You man. This is the life. What life? What life? They don't even see you. They are afraid of you. Give me two years. I will be like conductor man. Rich and educated. Do you remember boss the other day with the other client? So the client be asking for boss's number. Then boss brings out a little piece of paper like this one. From his pocket. And it was him. Here you go. Call the second line. Call with me. I looked and said. Now this one is power. I remember. I got some piece of paper like this one. Then he said. Call the second line. In my head I am saying. Boss is so powerful like this. At first he has enough money to give people a card with his number on. But then the guy has two phone numbers. It should be like this. Me. Even five people cannot call me on just one number. So the first one got finished. And then now he has number two. Yes. But then again we are far. You man, we are far. What can I tell you? Even my number in English I cannot speak. You give me yours and I beat it. No, it's one day. It's one day. But then we go back to you. We shall go with our number cards. And then the people shall know that we are really respectable people. But they can't even read. It's not okay. We detected we get there. These are the ones. These are the ones who stole my money. The ones who left my taxi without paying my money. I remember them. Small one at the one seat. Conductor man, you are here. Eronia's captain, ex-feditor. What is the customer? I am sorry. It's so good to see you. Give me just one moment. Come in. Come in. Come in. Come in. Come in. Come in. Come in. Come in. Come in. Come in. Come in. Come in. Come in. It's the same as with the ones who left my taxi before.  epilepsy   çe                                                                                                                                                                                                                           vemos                                        ülme but boy is a good man yes but a bad us what are you doing here but why don't you go back to Wionther Ԧ retirement I think. Աilimme Աajes yba dait Hundreds of thousands. ԅԶunionառիցomat ԴԱՎԵԿԼԿԯԵԿԧԿԈԊփԠԵԱacking Interviewer. I got you out, you should have been sacking with me. It was just a plan that put us in these problems in the first place. If it wasn't for you, I would have never seen you at the police station. I got you out, I spent half of my savings and I got you out. You who doesn't have a family or a wife to support. I know you took our father, you who had been given up. If it wasn't for me, you would have stayed a bit in the woods and just dreaming. Now I got you out, I am going back. This is Kampala. Just when you are starting to understand, it's when you want us to go back. Come on, let me think again. Maybe we will leave there, find a job, but we can find something else to do. This life isn't only for me. Coward, which life? You haven't even begun to taste the life. Coward? Who got us in here? Who got us in this job? Who wants us to go back? You. You are always causing problems in my life. My friend, if you come from the village, you don't just go back anyhow. You have to go back with Cabo. Besides, there is nothing there. Same thing every day, every day, every day. Inside there is so bad boy, bad oxy. Bad oxy? Yeah, bad oxy champion who have a UNZE. Bad oxy? And even him, he can't go back to UNZE. It will be a disgrace to his reputation. You see, we have to stay here. We have to become something. I can't just put chickens in my cambo. I will rob a mud. What am I? A simple man from UNZE. And that is enough. I will go back with my dignity. If you don't save it, drag it out of me with the pieces of paper. As your wife wants your dignity. Ox wants his house and her money. Money that you are making here in Kampala. I had a life. I like it in my life. This here is not life. This is the slavery. And I refuse to be a slave to a system I don't even understand. Does it do the house for me? No. Does it take me off the streets? It was not supposed to be like this. I know my English is like a cockroach. But this is not America. Can someone survive in their own country? Instead I am quizzed for credentials like a foreigner. That only gets me as a for differentiating me as a working man and not a slave. To be arrested for just a standard. And if one, just one document, one letter on my document says wrong, I become a suspect of what? Suspect of my own ignorance. Who does this country belong to? What do I want to say? Sweety, sweety, sweety. Just so sophisticated nonsense. Too many words and no action. And you, I see wanting to become like this. Always reading your books and speaking your English words. But you be there. For me, I am a respectable man. Whether he is emperor or not. A respectable man, I have a wife. A respectable man. No one cares about that. So what? You have to have something to show for it. Without papers you might as well have nothing. Even once the story of the village man, who left the village, they want the story of the hero who came to the city and went back to his village change it for the better. That is what we are trying to do. Isn't it? So that is how it is. We go back just like that. You are an even bigger fool than I thought. You are coward. They do not want villagers to write about in the papers. You insult me? So because you hold a gun and a streetlight, you think you have made it? And you? You will be nobody to anyone here. You will be a laughing stock to everyone. Wasn't I that already? Nothing has changed. Nothing has changed. You don't know that. Maybe not. But it's a bad okey. Even if there is no money, you call that a lie. Okay, you go if you want. I am not going back. Go coward. Hypocrite.