 Nobody and I mean nobody told me to react to this and that's why I'm reacting to it I did my prayers. I even prayed to religions I don't even believe in one of my most beloved things in life is Avatar the last airbender after seeing what they did to it with that live action I can only imagine what they did to attack on Titan. This could be good. It could be good I might love it. I will go into this not hate watching it actually giving it a chance Okay, I promise you that all I know is I might die laughing or die One of the two or maybe both at the same time if the word tatakai isn't used once It's losing nine points automatically Let's begin What did they show in the anime All right, they got that right We're already ahead of the last airbender all they got to do is pronounce Aaron Ewin And they were on the same page as the airbender Is he even called Aaron Yeager in this? Is that Aaron he's a woman Dad it's Grisha. Why is Grisha have a cigarette? Where are the horses? There's Aaron. I hope where's Mikasa? We got to see that scarf Armin where Oh, they airbendered it. I can't believe it Where's his blonde hair? I thought that was Aaron I'm not saying that as a racist thing, but I'm saying like Armin is known for his blonde hair Who's that? Is that Reiner? Why should it actually be Reiner? Man that's not too bad, but where are the fucking horses? The horses are crucial to attack on Titan The god horses please tell me she's a girl Mikasa Okay, she's pretty We're seeing goats before the horses. This is nice. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not hate watching it guys. I promise That's Aaron. That's Aaron. There we go. He has the scarf. I knew it was Aaron At least they kept that and his name is Aaron. Thank god. It's not Ewin Or Elon. All right, we got the three together now, but they all have black hair The fuck is that a bomb Why is there a bomb? But it is a bomb Is this Russia? I don't understand Listen, I'm not hate watching But is this based off attack on Titan or Titan on attack or defend on Titan There comes the series Aaron's dead I can't get over this listen listen, I'm not I am not I'm not being racist And even if I was I would cut this out. Okay, but I'm not cutting me out because I am not being racist But I can't even tell them apart And I'm not saying because their faces their faces are different. It's the hair and the outfits The only way I can tell them apart right now is because of that damn red scarf Okay, other than that, it's the same character You need blonde hair on armin. Okay. I'm no anime expertee Expert why did I add the tea? I don't know why But you need the yellow hair yellow blonde and for fuck's sake make it red if you had to am I gonna get mass dislikes for not likeness It looks we have good at least we had the anime piano in live action now. I don't even know Aaron had a job He's a security guard. What is he a bouncer at a club? All right, this is not based on attack on Titan. This is defense on the Titan Man the music's good. Thank god I So far we're not that bad Should I even think about the anime at this point like Or should I watch this as his own thing? I'm asking you guys as if I'm doing this live At least I got the wall. Okay. Looks like the maze runner wall I feel like it's about to open up. Aaron has a look that bad. I just have a problem with armin And me cost looks I don't know how old she is. I'm not saying anything but she's pretty Was he at the the Titan in him already? Oh wait, he does. I don't know. I don't know with this. I don't know It's whiner inside the bullet. I have a feeling we're gonna see guns in the show now Damn, they're making a big plot point around this this missile God damn they left this out of attack on Titan. I would have remembered that Damn because it's dramatic. Why is she all over Aaron's dick? I feel like she's about to spit some poetry This is nice. This is calm If I don't think about tag on titan the anime I might actually enjoy this All right That's a nice set design Yes, okay Y'all gotta give it to them. All right, where's Levi? Sasha Sasha hanji All right, we have the rebellious kids I feel like I'm on an alternate universe with this is attack on titan like the anime doesn't exist But this is what somebody got. This is what one universe got I feel like I'm on that universe right now Yeah, she's dressed so nice Like they're going to a ball that shirt looks like it came out of h&m. I gotta give it to the set design though That's not bad I'm so nervous to see that what the titans look like if there are titans For all I know they're giant just humans in costumes or some shit Bless you Damn, Aaron gets a fucking manners. This is definitely Aaron. You know How important that scarf scene is in the anime? Do you know how important that is? The flashback With Aaron coming to mikasa's rescue awakening her To fight those those creeps Do you know how important that scene was and how much it set up? The movie said fuck all that Mikasa has a cold. Here's a scarf. I feel like a part of me just died. He gave her his scarf because she sneezed That scarf lost all its meaning I love how they show it to be like this crazy scene, but she's just fucking sick. So he gives her a scarf She did not smile when he put it on her on the anime. I can't believe what they just do There's a bomb the scarf armin is black hair No horses. There's 89 more minutes to this Paradise he just said it paradise island. He just did it. You get it Is that I don't know if that's armin or erin I don't I can't even Different the characters I'm not racist. They're wearing like the same outfit. They have the same hair harness is that harness Soda What the fuck is soda do they have rocket launchers the pistols? Where's the odm here? So harness wasn't enough We have soda now coca-cola I'm afraid to see discount They just skipped the whole fucking season. If you get a summon the rubbling now are we skipping four seasons? Is that erin or armin? That wasn't that bad of a conversation If I didn't watch the anime, I'd probably watch this like Stop crying. I just can't get over the scarf that that was something else and then the guns I'm worried bro. That's not the bang. That's my fucking heart. That's my heart right now The rumbling could be happening right now. Who knows? Let's see a tech on titan fan base They're coming for the movie I I swear I swear if they fuck this up. Oh my god. All you got to do Is enlarge humans and make them ugly. That's all you got to do. That's all you got to do I've seen it happen with Godzilla. I love the Godzilla movies. Please and this is japan. You got this You got japan. You got this That's scary Okay, that's pretty good. It's reiner That his name could be willy in this. All right No complaints from me about the design japan. They know what they're doing when it comes to monster designs All right, the music are ever getting somewhere now. Maybe if I don't read the subtitles, I'll enjoy it Holy dick. That's pretty good At the music. That's probably not even the colossal type Oh wait, wait. No, no, no. That's bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bangladesh Well, what's his day blowjob? That's him. Well, why was I saying reiner? Did I write this movie? I feel like I don't even know what I'm talking about. I got confused for a second. My bad. My bad. This is intense Okay I feel like that was the same shot as Was was that a helicopter? No No, it wasn't That wasn't the hell Do y'all have cell phones too? Are you gonna call marley on the phone now? Oh This my is this a comedy I think this is the parody this has to be parody man that killed me All right. All right roar get over the wall now. Come on. All right now Just just turn to the human form Good. That was good. That was the best part of this movie so far He just opened the walls now all the titans are gonna come through If I know my attack on titan history, right? I'm gonna throw up They they brought the guy back. Oh my god. That was the most pan and accurate shit. I've seen they brought him back I need a close-up. I need a close-up. What the Damn, I know the titans are supposed to be scary like you're supposed to see them and be scared Not only because they're tall, but they're modeled at they're like real humans. I heard so that's pretty good That's accurate. All right. Well at least we got the titan right and the attack part and attack on titan I think they forgot they on but they got an attack the attack's happening and the titan part, right? I think they brought him they brought him back out of everybody This is scary Okay, this ain't bad Oh my god. Good god in heaven. I like that I like that. It's scary. This guy's just like Damn, yo, I have to like you saw them before Yeah, this is the attack on titan. I know Fuck the story if this movie puts the story inside it has it has hope they're still hope Damn, look they brought her back to on the right I would have died just by looking at you You'd be carrying my dead carcass right now Just keep this up at all movie now, okay? I might be able to put the scarf aside the helicopter No, actually the helicopter than the scarf. I don't know. I don't know yet Yeah, let's just never look at them. This is definitely anime. All right. The actors are pretty good, too This is scary. Come on soda All right, that's a flare I thought he's loading up his his cell phone for a second. This is that gonna tighten Yeah, okay now he's gonna go home and his mom's gonna be in a titan's hand Which is actually grish's first wife that turned into a titan Spoilers, bitch. See, I know my knowledge Yo, y'all should have got me as a titan, but in next movie get me I can make some ugly ass faces Anybody says This is fucking awesome. This is awesome This is awesome Story aside the story fucking sucks the this is awesome the destruction I It's laughing. I don't remember that happening. Is that fucking cock? I said stop with the story bro. That literally looks like my ex I don't think I'm gonna be able to post this Was that a horn on a car? Y'all know how much I love destruction. No, not the bear Aaron going to save the child or armin. I don't I don't even know. I don't know actor is not bad He's acting his ass off right now. Wait Mikasa and still out there. I don't even know if that's armin or ever I don't remember this happening. I swear to god Are they gonna do what I think they're gonna do because I haven't seen Eren's mom yet Are they about to switch Eren's mom with Mikasa? I swear to fucking jesus. I swear dude, they're gonna They flipped it. They flipped it. I wish I had a gun The music is good. Well, fuck the music right now I swear to god if I see a body on the floor rip the pot or if I see this this titan eating her I'm not turning this off. You have me get almost on a verge of a heart attack Damn, come on. What happened? Damn, what the fucking Adams family just walking? Where's Mikasa? I don't care about the children and the women in that house. Where's Mikasa? I don't care I'll give it that I'll give it that the brutality is peak. It's really good This guy's acting his ass off Guys, I swear to god. I swear on king Viserys on pochita. I swear on pochita. I swear on top at all And you both of you On my youtube black On on on on um on ethical. We didn't see her die Unless she did So harness didn't save him or my bad soda soda didn't save him. Mikasa died. Eren doesn't have a mom Two two years later two two you had the nerve to do a fucking time jump I'm over here trying to solve the questions in my head and you do a two-year time jump He's already in the fucking get that. All right. I mean sasha's here, bro. Where's where's riner and the and the armor titan and I'm sorry, man. I can't put this shit aside Y'all get a 10 out of 10 for these titans I'll give you that in the destruction the blood the brutality that was sick Huns That better that better not be hanji y'all literally change your name from hanji to hands Isn't this japan? Is it hanji in japan hanji? Why you change your name? This is the japanese It's hanji It's about damn time damn y'all made hanji a dumbass and you spelled her name wrong All right, that was funny Happens shinkashima Yeah, man, these people are even like who the fuck is that? Bro, we really just did a two-year tandem and we called hanji hands Are they supposed to be the soldier's parents? Man, I I don't is that erin or armin? You were always a glutton wait. Is that sasha? It's sasha. Oh now i'm gonna cry man. Sasha's back. This is the way I wanted her to come back though That ain't john That's gene Who's that? Who's that now? riko Yeah, remember riko from the anime I do Good ol riko remember when riko becomes the founding titan and starts the rumbling good ol riko Remember ko yuki All right, it's armin and erin Man, just get a fucking hair dye. Please y'all already have guns and I have to give it to erin's actor erin's act is pretty good, bro. We better see those damn potatoes This is when they're all in the corridors and they're gonna fight erin. Oh, no, they're not. This is something else now Is that honest soda? It's it's soda. It's bro. They literally said fuck hones And let's just call him soda Can can can can can I can you even put to get put that together? They said forget about hones. Let's just get Sprite We literally got the the off-brand like instead of coca-cola. We got doctor thunder. I thought that I thought that was that was erin You see what I mean? You see what I mean You're telling me this guy's a bum now They're acting their asses off though. I'll give it a mr soda I'm nervous to see Levi I mean if there's another movie she could come back as a titan they could reverse shit, man This isn't like I said, this isn't a second time This is good. This is emotional Put the anime aside take it for what it is This is all right. All right soda I I admire that acting Oh Dan this guy's better. Is that john or jean? He's about a ponder of haze Okay, they brought that bag at least oh, thank god You almost kill me there. I could deal with the scarf, but if you fucked up Sasha's character I would have been at your doorstep. All right, erin And john or jean jean jean jean are about to fight Ah Oh god, you're gonna be crying out. Oh shit. Stay at least they did you justice They knew you were gonna die and they were like we're not gonna fuck you up. Everyone else Fuck Yes If I was in the theater watching this I'd be clapping right now like y'all got this right This and the titans and the devastation brutality and the acting The story They better be john. They better be fighting now They got his personality, right? They got this scene, right? A potato girl. Oh, I missed this I don't give a fuck what just happened. My family can be gunned down in front of me moro if i'm hungry i'm fucking hungry Why does everyone have the same hair color? Like whenever I see japan or pictures of japan People look like like fruit loops like with their colors like they have so many cool colors Everyone has the same color every every hair color is the same Armin has blonde hair in the anime, but bro. Look at this fucking picture right now. This is so grim I mean the anime is grim, but damn Lil Lil Was there a lil is that filling lil from rugrats? Where's reiner and ba ba ba boop? There we go. I want to see this fight. Oh shit. Nice sbachi no botchan. Damn Wait, wait a minute. Is that erin? We need name tags All right, we need name tags with erin and armin Seriously, we really do with their hairstyles and their outfits I don't know who's who or at least show their face more But their hair's covering their eyes and everything. I can't see who's who I don't remember hanji being this dumb. She was crazy, but she wasn't dumb Then this guy's just losing it man. He's like Wait, so that was that was erin the whole time. I feel like I'm on acid Sanagi Good old sanagi remember when he when he busted through the walls that better not be reiner Does that lead by bro, there's a horn blowing they have fucking cars and trucks flags Guns they do the fucking car has headlights. Where are the horses the horses are so crucial Damn make the ost louder man. It could make it it could give this thing justice Shit, man. If you really listen to this shit with headphones the ost. He's not bad What the fuck is monzin is this in the manga man, this is so confusing It's so hard to say, you know, it's a movie It's not the anime so you have to accept that it's different. No Then call it something else It's like the airbender Animation cartoon whatever the fuck you want to call it compared to the movie. You don't say that Oh, it's the movie. Hey, he ain't ain't any more. He's uh, oppa oppa soka. It's not soca the ovata Iroh, are you serious? No, just call it different characters. Call it a different movie at this point I don't care what anybody says bro. I'm not even hate watching this. I'm giving it a chance I applaud the titans and the music and the drama and the actors. I don't know what omo load my machi is I can't believe I'm hard as I'm looking at cars with headlights It's like they didn't have the budget for horses. So they brought in the cars. How does that even make sense? I mean they don't have to train the actors to go on horses, but god damn We're looking at fucking headlights right now. They dead ass replace the fucking horses with headlights Annie Is her name any Or barbara I think one of the only things That I love about this right now is erin the actor and this soundtrack right here. It's pretty good. Give it up for erin the actor They haven't even said his last name yet, which worries me because of how crucial that is how important and prominent Yeah is like How are they riding? They're in a jeep what is Honda on the back Is what was that do they have electric too? Y'all could get the fucking cows, but you couldn't get the horses every animal on the food kingdom But you couldn't get the horses That's my number one complaint. I think that's my main complaint I think I thought the scarf would take the cake, but it's the horses I'm so waiting to leave. I erwin Rhino Barba da baboop Annie Mikasa is dead. Honest is soda. The movie's not bad though. Like I'm enjoying it Maybe because it's funny and scary at the same time Scary in two different ways But I'm I'm I'm enjoying it. I'm not complaining. This is better than Thor Garbage marvel movies like I'd rather watch this than she-ho Hiana Good ol hi Anna remember her All right, they're light bulbs went out looks like Edison made it to Shigen Sheena or whatever this fucking world's called Yeah, I'm scared. I'm actually scared It's a fucking Titan, baby. Now that is scary. Okay. They got the Titan part right in this Does that even make sense? I'm not even overreacting. I'm not doing this to add comedy to the reaction That that actually made me scared for a second the baby crying That's what you get for walking towards the fucking baby Oh Y'all should have put the same amount of effort into this movie That you put with these Titans because these Titans are god tier John walked up to a Titan and Remember when he screamed at it I remember that was my favorite part in the anime Kill me Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did he just throw that like he was Eren the co-ordinent? Or did I look at that the wrong way? Please don't fucking tell me that's what happened He threw it you don't got this whole dramatic entrance goddamn that better be Levi You can even see Eren train. You know how important that was. What are you doing? What are you posing? This ain't a selective character scene Oh, good old Omanarachi I would have loved to see this I mean I understand it can't show everything but god damn this was important thank god they got this I'm surprised they weren't using grappling hook in this honestly would you be surprised if they start to grab good old captain who's Levi wait wait wait wait look how look at this you can't take Levi out what did he just win the most popular anime character in Japan this is a Japan production well it doesn't make sense guys I don't know it's like another 40 minutes what the fuck is that wait is that Mikasa I don't even fucking know anymore man you got me starting to think like I wrote this movie what the fuck just happened no no cool cool ball isn't that a fighter from Mortal Kombat this anime was created in Japan this movie is Japanese created in Japan and they're using different names I just I'm trying to make this make sense if you're not trying to copy the anime then why call it that good old cabal remember what kubal gathered the scouts to fight the Titans on the good anime watch that be Eren's basement bro we even see his house where's the key where's the fucking key I don't even know where the story's going there's just getting revenge on the Titans at this point and then John are fighting again at least they got that right you got a death wish at least he said that orman doesn't exist anymore he's barely in this it's just Aaron welcome to a tag on Titan movie things just happen the fighting coordination it's pretty good did he just super jump damn I don't care if that didn't happen the anime that wasn't human like I don't care he's probably not even a Titan I don't know she didn't die I mean that's interesting a little but it doesn't make sense I'm getting so bad who is that's Annie I wouldn't know cuz they all black hair they all have black hair I wouldn't know I thought you were arming this is this is supposed to be Levi I can't I can't believe it monson I'm buying a rope from monson Eren from monson Eren from monson what the fuck did you say what wait was that Eren talking did Eren just say that Eren said that Nani Nani is right the two acrimons are fucking but that's not even Levi her name I don't know anybody's last name it's like he has no reason to fight the Titans now you know what I mean like the whole purpose of the show doesn't even exist I'm Aaron say your last name bro why is Levi after like this it's not Levi it's not fucking Levi what am I saying and that's a nice shot that's some nice cinematography I'll give it that cinematography OST I don't even know what that is oh oh it's the director general I forgot monson I can't get over this they renamed the districts they rename everything this is the last airbender part to they did it they they lay us airbender this the only thing is they didn't call Aaron even it's like none of this makes sense because that shit didn't happen you know what I mean it's like like like Aaron's whole motive with his mom and the key and Grisha and Reiner and oh my god like what what let's play a piano out loud when we're trying to stop Titans from following us because we don't want to make too much noise this is beautiful though this scene the way it's shot with everything falling down it's just like an artsy scene for no reason but I appreciate it I appreciate cinematography damn is that why you hate him who the fuck was the baby who cares bro that the whole the whole thing would Aaron be an eaten and then like like how did I skip this okay why do you hate Aaron then this isn't even because anymore this is you casa what I wish I knew who that was is this guy eating like a bag of donuts from the store why is he acting like this he has a napkin why is there tension a baby died that she had no idea who it was and she got bitten so now she she's she lost her soul what what what what man if y'all mass dislike my video because I'm not liking this I mean I it's not that I don't like it I fucking hate it but I'm having fun with it I'm having fun making fun of it but if y'all dislike this video because you like it I think there's something wrong in your head I'm sorry see this would make sense if if the things in the anime happened him just going outside screaming I'm giving it to the actor bragged his brains out right now but in the context of this scene in the movie it's just it's I'm I can't help but laugh this dude screaming in the air right now you were playing the piano a minute ago squad squad leader me there's that piano okay I'm telling y'all the music is nice in here remember when Lil got fucked in the anime I would have remembered that a daughter wait in God's name is happening right now is this just a big orgy Levi's fucking Mikasa Lil and Philo fucking she touch my titty Aaron I don't remember this it's just an orgy it's the orgy of Titan what the fuck who the fuck are you up that bitch dead too I don't even know your name you want me to be your fucking daddy they brought it back oh no this is like a movie mix yeah maybe if Aaron did his screaming to the air and Mikasa wasn't playing Beethoven maybe this wouldn't be happening and everyone's just fucking out loud now bad man I'll give it up to them again for the action and the Titans and everything did he just step on the Titan and the Titan budged this is the guy that threw the Titan before what is he about to do does this guy have a fucking power or something who who what are their names I love these Titans please kill every character here that motherfucker took his time that's what you get for fucking up the source material bitch fuck kushi fuck kushi remember fuck kushi from the anime and Lil fuck kushi and Lil she has see she has a motive now to kill the Titans she has more of a fucking motive than Aaron does Lil you sure this isn't Lil Lil's isn't the founder Titan now all sudden they want to fuck again we're just biting Levi's apple of ten fucking minutes ago who's driving that I can't believe Hanji she said who's driving that like like those words don't even go together with her character all right man nobody's looking take your fucking your do rag off damn Lil is like the star in his movie you know what I mean she is definitely more of a motive than Aaron look at her where's Armin you a little she might be my favorite character in a movie so far she's not even cannon there goes that within five within five minutes I like the character because she has a motive more of a motive than the main character and then she dies sacrificing herself good old Lil and Fukushi you'll forever be remembered I loved you in the anime meanwhile this dude's spitting fucking poetry a moat start like look like this thank God they didn't call him Levi they made the right decision because if they made Levi like this oh god I'd really go to Japan I don't care who he's supposed to be is that Armin or Aaron I don't know anymore and this is the best part of the movie the destruction the Titans the music the fire it's just humans Titans but is that soda this is where soda dies honey soda Dr. Thunder the off-brand harness here's that music it all right there were you they use it too much this is like if they play that big girl you see big girl over and over again in the same two episodes like y'all playing this shit too much now this affects me in no way when I see people dying in this movie are you serious is this where he turns into the Titan how would he even man the actor for Aaron is so good wait what did he just do he just put the ODM gear on and just swung to the other side it's like if I got to a top of a slide but but they hold the whole reason that scene was me walking up to the slide and everyone's like he's acting as off all right help him the song is not bad I might actually listen to this again so we're we're doing this now we're doing this scene now all right all right this word becomes a Titan right right right everyone's just looking it's Godzilla coming right Aaron's gonna come now this is this is just a staring contest Mikasa Levi the master starrers remember that in the anime when Mikasa Levi we're just looking at the Titans just looking at them watching him cause havoc remember that super powers he better turn to a fucking Titan or did they retcon that thank the fucking Lord they got that right but still that was a cool scene I'm not gonna lie that wasn't that bad can because it's Aaron's actor the actor is just so good that good okay that's cool that's cool that looks nothing like the Titan that ate Aaron but I'm fine with that I'm fine because this is cool the design he's stuck in the stomach that was pretty good I'm telling you man Aaron the voice actor that oh my god the actor is good he's good put him in a better story the real story it would make sense I'd love this shit bro but but damn bro you gotta give it to the actor yeah where's captain Shikashina they literally took the name of the of the of the district and and swapped it as a name for the guy surprise the district not called district Levi Minami is not the fucker the fucker from JJK well did they read this the right anime I think they read they must have read a different anime that's why welcome to tag on Titan the movie but we just stare at the Titans is Aaron's arm wear it around your neck bro imagine it happen in the anime that's not Mikasa damn she sucks here I don't care about the damn bird normally I'd freak out over a bird like Chantaro but but nah nah nah don't don't don't don't don't don't you dare flashback to that scene as if it was important okay you were cold he gave you a scarf okay it's like it's like if it's my sister sneeze so I handed her a fucking tissue okay it's not that crazy it's not that that symbolic it's not that important I wouldn't flash back to that right before I die I flash back to when I got a tissue for my sister no don't you dare do that don't you shame on you now I'm nervous to see whatever is Titan looks like but but actually I'm not because they did the Titans right here I wouldn't be surprised that that's the end of the movie I just gave myself away I didn't pay $5 for this shit thank God I didn't oh a Titan wouldn't cry that looks good are you serious man they had everything going right with the Titans in the action you just had a fall in a fucking story that was written for you in the manga any anime you had it told twice I would not give this a one out of ten because the Titans especially that looks badass that is badass I got the mouth right and everything it's like 84 minutes for this shit to pick up she does is fucking stare everyone I want to see this Aaron yo yo and make that shit happen I want to see a battle I'm not the guy he didn't even take up the guy yet minus eight points I never thought I'd say these words I fucking hate Mikasa all right that's something on you would say Mikasa you I fucking hate you on the anime why would you just fucking move like how the fuck would you know that with the context from this movie I gotta watch the anime I've never wanted to punch a girl more in my life is this all this motherfucker does is stand on these high buildings and look down and look at people is that his character is this what they thought Levi was a star is that what they thought it was that was bad that was a bad movie that was bad you know I get criticized for loving everything for liking everything never saying I don't like something and I I told you from the beginning from the start I was going into this open-minded I'm not gonna judge it I'm not gonna hate watch it I'm gonna give it a fair chance but you're calling it attack on Titan you're calling it that that means it's gonna be like the anime it's not gonna be like the anime it's gonna be like the manga I didn't even read the manga but I noticed no fucking Lily and and what was the other guy's name I know these people didn't exist or maybe they did let me know that I'll eat my words if I was wrong Aaron's mom not they died when he was young Levi not even being in the fucking movie but they made a character that's supposed to be him and all he does is stare and eat a fucking apple like he's Ryuk I swear they read the wrong mountain anime whatever they read the wrong manga they base us off something else they fused like Death Note and and JJK there was a guy named Minami Minami Mikasa was the most worthless stupid bitch in the movie I wanted to oh my god I hated her I hated her in this movie Armin was worthless you thought Mikasa was worthless Armin was just there you didn't even know that was Armin half at a time he had the same haircut as Aaron the same clothes I had no idea who he was John I don't even know who was that guy was that John or Hunness or my bad soda that that yeah soda cream soda who was it that that threw the Titan I don't even want to know don't even tell me in the comments actually who else was there Sasha they got Sasha right she was eating a potato that was fan service right there at least they got that right who else did they fuck up all right let's talk about the good things the Titans the Titans were scary they were actually scary and disturbing every one of them that was some good shit right there when it comes to Japan they know how to do their kaiju is their giant as monsters and they got that right with with with the with the with the Titans Aaron's Titan that's a big plus to Aaron I liked Aaron whatever is fucking like his name might as well be Aaron Aaron because I didn't know his last name I only they even say it they didn't say half of the names in a movie you just had to guess who they were and when you found out who they were you were like who the fuck is that Lil Phil like who are these people Aaron was cool his voice was was awesome who else was worthless what wait what else like the music the music was cool they overused the OSD a bit and towards the end it's not the same it's just not the same as the anime man because wait when you're doing you call something attack on Titan you have the anime on this God level tier you're you're gonna make something worse in there you're not gonna match that you can't match anime you can't match animation it's like Lion King you can't match the Lion King the animation with the fuck you're gonna animate Simba's face like you can't that movie was God dick awful that was awful the Lion King movie this was just another live action movie that sucked it sucked I don't get what anybody says man I might get mad dislikes but I don't care bro I gotta wash my mouth at his fucking vomit and go wash the anime again after watching this this this oh wow this is bad this is really bad I'll give it a three I'll give it a three out of ten this lowest rating I've ever given anything on this channel in my life oh my god three out of ten because with the Titans and Aaron and the music and the destruction the set design the cinematography even the cinematography was a little janky at times I'll give it a three it's not a two it's not a one a one it's a two or three it's a two or three I wouldn't give it a one a one is is like airbender airbender there was no no justification it took them a fucking hour to lift lift lift the rock that was bad airbender was terrible that was a one that was terrible this I'll say a two or three it's in between one of the two anyways what you guys think it a movie did you love it did you hate it if you loved it why if you hated it why but if you loved it I'm really really curious and why you loved it or liked it or have respect for it I want to know wait wait don't think I about this the horse is not being in it there were cars helicopters the scarf I think the scarf was the biggest shit not spit shit on the face I've ever witnessed in my life oh you're cold here's the scarf that meant everything in the anime in the manga here's the fucking scarf because you're cold you can wipe your nose with it if you're sick now I'm leaving wait what else was there that's it oh and they were guns they were fucking guns they were guns