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My Starcraft (My Dick Parody)





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Uploaded on Oct 20, 2010

(Some explicit lyrics)
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Originally wasnt going to upload this but I thought... why the hell not?
Parody of my dick by mickey avalon.

[Verse 1]
My zerg observed by husky
yo zerg wears a snuggy
my zerg plays on HBO
yo zerg is on the disney channel

My toss is bigger than collosus
yo toss still hides in the closet
my probe gets that ass to work
yo probe gets probed at work

My terran is out droppin bombs
yo terran got grounded by yo mom
my marine looks like heman
yo marine looks like weeman

My zerg is sick and deadly
yo zerg is warm n cuddly
my swarm puts fear in the world
yo swarm couldnt scare a little girl

My toss is on team liquid
yo toss gets banned for tryna kick it
my toss played by huk
yo toss just sucks

my terran is loved by day 9
yo terran is still in play time
my scvs in the rear with the gear
yo scv aint got pupic hair

[chorus x2]
Its time that we let the world know
Dude, you gottta let your game go
my units is the best in the business
P.S. our play is like jesus

[Verse 2]
My toss need no introduction
yo toss dont even function
my toss is takin off heads
yo toss still pees the bed

my terran the first 150 pokemon
yo terran is everything after them
my thor says "Thor is here"
yo thor says "Thor is queer"

my zerg bench presses 950
yo zerg looks like it wants to kiss me
my kerrigan looks like kim kardashian
yo kerrigan looks like jocelyn wildenstein

my toss is rough n tough
you toss still cant get it up
my stalker could kill the whole damn swarm
yo stalker gets a new one torn

my terran is diamond korean
yo terran is still bronze leaugin
my marine parts the seas
you marine farts n queefs

my zerg owns a supermarket
yo zerg is still fruitless
my ultralisk is chuck norris
yo ultralisk gets beat up by kids

my toss causes nerfs
yo toss plays wit the squirts
my toss nuff said
yo toss is dead

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