 What is up everybody? I'm here with E-Rob today for S-Fans Tailgate Tour, episode two, it's actually week three that we're doing this, but it's technically, actually it's technically three, whatever. Welcome to S-Fans Tailgate Tour, episode two, we're at Iowa State versus Iowa. Big, big, big in-state rivalry. College game day is here as well. Most importantly, like I said earlier, E-Rob 221 has joined us. We're here at the lovely Iowa State Jack Trice Stadium. We got here probably about, actually we got here like an hour ago and just walked around a little bit. We saw some stuff. This is probably the best atmosphere that we've seen yet. There's a lot of spirit. It's crazy. There's so much spirit that goes into this rivalry, it's gonna be great. So like I said, big in-state rivalry, both teams are top 10. We're gonna walk around, we're gonna talk to a ton of people, students, everything. We kinda got an idea of how this thing goes, so let's get to it. Let's go tonight. Ed, let's go, Hawks, let's go, Hawks. Let's go! I don't know the two teams, who's the Hawks? Who's the Hawks? Iowa's the Hawks and then Iowa State is the Cyclics. I'm gonna say the opposite of what everybody wants me to say. We go to Iowa State, then I'm gonna say I'm Iowa. Is that dangerous? No. I've seen you on YouTube. Yeah? I know you do Twitch, so. I do. Yeah. Cool. I can't remember your name, please tell me your name. Ask me a question. Yes. No. No. You do? Excuse me. No. Comedy Russell. Hey! Now how do the kids are yelling your name? That's man. Fuck the Hawks. Simply. No. Finn. No. JCG. No. You're getting warmer. What do you think my name is? I know, I've seen you on YouTube videos with like this kid. I know who you are, but what do you watch past? Mya Higa. I can't tell if they're what facing me Hi! Has like a podcast or something? It's live. Live? Live. What are we doing? YouTube, huh? YouTube? Yeah. Go Cyclones! I get nervous around people, dude. So you and I would say Finn. Yes? How long have you been on I would say Finn? Um, like six years. Six years. So are you a, are you a student here? Am I what? Are you a student? Yeah, I go here. What year are you? I'm a junior. Junior? She seems, she seems reluctant to, she thinks you're lying. Is she lying? No. How about you? Okay, what's your name? My name is S-Band. It's S-Band. Do you go here? I do. How long have you been growing out your hair? Four years. Do you put, do you put products in it? I feel so bad. Uh, yes. I know who he is. What kind of product? Sweat. Hey, what's your prediction for the game? Who's winning and the score? Cyclones are winning 100 to zero. 100? No, that's very unrealistic. Okay, why is that unrealistic? No one scores 100 fucking points in a football game. That's not true ration, it's happening. Give me statistics. Okay, it was the, it was the Boeing State Green Bears, actually. He scored 105 points in 1964. You seem very educated. Thank you. Can I ask the most important question? Yeah, go ahead. You ever eat corn the long way, son? I do. I do. Hey, there's no other way to eat corn. Shelly Cornwall took the kids. Can I take the phone? Can I take it? All right, all right. How many bears can fit into a car? Let's see. I am a Twitch streamer also. Okay, I'm a Twitch streamer also. I'm so sorry. What do you say your fans like the most? Like, of your content that you do? Oh, nothing. Nothing? So we got the main seat, we got the passenger seat, but then we got three in the back of it and a regular car. How many followers you got? 50. Bullshit. 50 thousand. I have 10. That's awesome. Very good. Okay. Okay, so what do you like to do the most? I like to stall a lot. Let's say a bear is about half over the size of an average human, so one and a half humans. You weren't done interviewing me here. Go right ahead. Are you a YouTuber? No. Are you lying? Yes. Oh, shit. Okay, well, what's your YouTube channel? AsmaboleTV. Go subscribe right now. You already here. We got one and a half in the front seat, one and a half in the passenger seat. And then we could probably fit at least two bears in the back. And then if we need to, probably a third. So I'm saying maximum five bears, minimum four bears. That's a guarantee. That's your question. I didn't say what type of bears they were, they're koala bears. Your answer's... Oh, what the hell? Hold up, my answer changes. One koala bear equals about one... Let me braze your hair for your next YouTube. Right now? Do it right now. Okay, hold my shift. Whatever you want to do. Hey, bro, you didn't tell me you were famous. I didn't fucking know. You're famous? I just went into research and now you're famous. And now I'm famous. Oh, I'm famous now? Yeah, I didn't fucking know. That's awesome. Yeah, I'm famous. I didn't fucking know. You had 220,000 Twitter subscribers. So I was like, shit, I mean, this guy's famous. Chad, make sure to sub on Twitter. How you like me here so far? It's been great, dude. The atmosphere, the atmosphere and the school spirit that people have here is nuts. It's so good. So scared of me interviewing someone and my voice is gonna crack. All I can think of. Oh, you got swarmed right there. Yeah, we did, actually. I, dude, it's a little much, but I like it. Hey, yo! Yo, what up? I forgot your name. Holy shit. I'm in? Yeah. I'm in, I just missed you. Yay! No, I'm not famous. No, you're not famous. I'm famous. Sometimes. Yeah, I think we're up there. It's a hell of a tracker, boys. It's a hell of a tracker. Hell, I lost. I lost. The environment around college football, because so much of what American football is, especially there's a lot of you guys from the EU, it's not all what you see on TV. There's a lot of tradition and fellowship that occurs. I don't know, very passionate. Very, very passionate. Very passionate about the teams. Yeah, so it's good stuff. It is really good stuff. Have you got any head of ball games? I think we should go to some head of ball games. We should go to Cowboy's game, let me go. Cowboy's Eagles, you should go to that. I spent TV! Hey, what's up, man? How's it going? This is the best paladin, classic wild. That's right. SPNTV right here. Go head of ball. That's right. Don't ever talk disrespect to SPNTV or classic wild. There you go. I like that, I like that. See, we need more of this. That's what we need more of. Yup. Yeah, that's good. So how long have you been an Iowa State fan? I played at Iowa State. Really? I was gonna say, you're fricking, you rocked up, man. So I played at Iowa State from 2012 to 2014. Yeah. And I was a cap in, two times all big, 12. Yeah. And SPN, right here, I appreciate you coming here. Yeah, of course, man. I appreciate you stopping by, dude. Oh yeah, I'm glad you came by. That's awesome. Nope, I appreciate it, man. Yeah. See, she's just an average SPN viewer. Big CFN! Oh, thank you. Hey, what's this on? I'll follow it right away. What's this on? CFN Venice. Live. This live on what? It's live on Twitch. All right, look. CFN. Follow me. Ronnie Santana. Big CFN. After music, Spotify, all that. Let's do that. All right, look, I say, you said I got that shit on. I say, yeah, you know, we can get up in a car and there ain't no place that we can't go. Yeah, you tell me, fuck you fast. Can rush you off, fuck you slow. We be in this shit forever. That's some shit they gotta know when we met you had a nigga, but that shit was on the floor. Yeah. All right, hey, hey, that was sick. Hey, hey, what's up, man? Show the camera my fuck the hogs tattoo. It depends on where it is. Nope, nope, nope, you can't. No, no, I can't show it. I can't show it. I can't show it. No, no. Nah, it's still too close. It's still too close. Let's just say it exists. It exists. It exists. Yeah, it exists. It kind of just cut me close. It wasn't bad. It was cut me close. Hey, do you remember when like, I think it was 2012. I feel like the world was just trying to take LMFAO and they were just trying to shove it down your throat. Like you go to the grocery store, you go to the library for some reason, and there's like LMFAO playing in the, it's with a one man. What's up, man? Roll clothes. What's this? Roll clothes. Dude, it's gonna be on Ice Base. On Ice Base? Yeah. Roll clothes. Hey, go back and tell them to tell you. Who's filming? Who's filming? What's the name? S-Men. S-Men. S-Men's Telegate Tour. We go all around the country. S-Men's Telegate Tour. What are you filming? What's your honor? Here, how about you and a ruby? All right. So we're here in, what are we? Ames, Iowa. There's about 100,000 people here. 100,000, at minimum. Minimum. Minimum. All these gates, but you know, at the end of the day, clones by a million. Clones by a million. Clones by a million. You got to talk, boy, you got to talk. I think they're a better team. How much do you think you're gonna run by? 25. Spreads four. That's fine, I think it'd be 25. They're not gonna run by 25. This guy? You know, he doesn't even like the ox. He just, he hates Iowa State. Why? He don't like the team, man. He doesn't like- You don't like Matt Campbell? I don't know who that is. He doesn't like, he doesn't like, he likes Iowa, right? He likes, he likes the, he's a big fan of, he's not even a big fan of the ox, he just likes Iowa, but he just hates Iowa State. He doesn't like, he doesn't like the school. He doesn't like the team. He doesn't even, he doesn't like the state. Sidenote, Sidenote. I like that. Sidenote. Ames is the best, but as you know, Lincoln Way, Mr. Burrito, AJs, all the places, Moonlight Cowgirls, is that what it's called? Oh yeah, yeah. That's gas. And this motherfucker right here is just a hater. I'm not a hater, man. I just don't like the team. Why a hater? What's in Iowa? It's by the Iowa State. I don't know, what's in Iowa? I don't know what's in Iowa. Are you from Iowa? No, from Missouri. Oh my god. That explains that right there. What is Iowa? I don't know. Everything. Everything. Literally everything. All the food sucks. All the food, all the bars, everything. See that thing? Us, Iowa natives know that. For real. But you don't know that. This motherfucker probably had a Bushlight review in Missouri. Disgusting. What'd you drink in Missouri? Mud Light. That's the problem. White people. White people. White people. White people. I'm half black. True. Prove it. What do you mean prove it? Pull out your ethnicity card. I'm kind of scared, man. But what? I thought he was gonna swing. What a pussy, man. I talk a lot of shit online, but when it comes to an in person, I get scared. Wait, why? No, dude, it's all banter, dude. That's all fun stuff, dude. How are you? I'm good. You're taking a picture? Yeah. How many pictures have you taken in your lifetime? Me? Yeah. I've been on the news before. Fuck state. You know who this is? I just, this is E-Bron. Nice. Dude, you're famous. I found out who he was on the NMP stream the other day. Wait, really? That's what he thought out of it. Scuffed John Mary, yeah? Oh, okay. But how is that the first time you've heard of me? Well, I'm pretty new to Twitch. So you found, you're finding the good channels early on? Yeah, although I didn't find many good channels. I'm amazed at your problems. Oh, yeah. Well, you'll get there, you'll get there. Yeah, I'm trying, I'm trying. Pretty good job. That was me. Yeah, for sure, dude. Hey, how's it going? Hey, what's up, dude? You had good times. Yeah, good times. Real good times. How many good times have you had in your life? How many good times have I had in my life? At least two. At least two, nice. Yeah. Nice. I'm Virgin. Oh, nice. You don't have to have sex at a good time, though. I have to save my energy. I have to be chastened righteous to the true Paladin. Oh, OK. OK. I'm an expert bullshitter. I've been bullshitting for 30 years. What's up, man? Go Hawks. Roblox? What? Are you a big Roblox fan? Never played in my life. So why do you say Roblox? Go Hawks. Hell, yeah. That's a sick hat. It's back right here. That guy right there? Great. Dude, that's a sick hat. Where'd you get that hat? Oh, my sister got it for me for Christmas. I wanted a cowboy hat or a fur coat. Can I try your hat on? Absolutely. I always put that. I always put that on. You got a beautiful head of hair. Why are you hiding it with a hat? Because I love the cowboy hat. I love my head of hair, but I love the cowboy hat just that much more than that. That's awesome. That's awesome. Dude, I feel like the Iowa State Merchant. Like, I like the crimson and cool. Is it mean to get my girlfriend the biggest size? Dude, I want to buy something, too, to be honest. I want to buy that pullover. I'm a big pullover guy. You might be mean. Oh, sorry, the pullover. Oh, on sale. Is there any discounts? We're like, I have another logo. What size? What's the biggest size you have? Why not have my size? Go see the band. Let's go see the band. See, I like that. That's good. Give it up, man. Love you, Finn. Love you, Finn. Let's go, Finn. I love to do it. Thanks, dude. Thanks. Thanks for the relationship. Today seems like a great day, doesn't it? Overall, the worst part is that I had to poop in a porta-potty before the stream. I had toilet paper? Dude, I literally, on the final line, I ran out of toilet paper. I had to check, like, four stalls for toilet paper. Woo! Go, state! Wait, fun facts? Let's get some fun facts. Let's get some fun facts. OK, so give us some fun facts. You're an Iowa fan. All right, Cody, get in there. I'll go. Where am I from? I'm from Michigan. White, white, red. All right, people, it's all right. So Michigan, fun fact. What has more coastline? California or Michigan? Ooh. California. Wrong. I could never guess that. Boom. Fun fact number one. Now hit us with an Iowa one. What is the only state made with three vowels and one syllable? Texas is wrong. It's Iowa. It's not a hell of a lot. I'm not going to lie to that one. Might not be right, but it sounds good. Nice, nice. So how long have you been in an Iowa fan? Out of the womb, baby. Out of the womb. In the womb. Not before the womb? Not in the womb? Like he said. Hell yeah. That's good stuff. We had different priorities while we were in the womb. That's awesome, man. Can you edit that out? I mean, keep it in. It's good for content. We're content creators over here. That's good. That's good stuff. One more. This is my twin. One more. That's my twin. I was kidding. So did you grow your hair out so that people can tell you guys apart? No, I grew my hair out because he had a nine to five job and I decided I'd be fun. So I don't have a job. Don't stay, baby. So this right here is kind of like, can you guys stand together? Please. I feel like the duality of man right here. I mean, if you could put it in a picture. In a picture. Yeah. We've got the duality of man right here. This is the goal. This is art. You guys are a walking art page. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. We try to be. All right, fuck off. Woo! Roblox. Can I get an interview? So we're here with the quarterback here. Brock Hardy, captain. Yeah. Brock Hardy. So how many years have you played quarterback? How many years have you played football? Well, my freshman year, I started halfway through the season. Kind of kept on down. Zubnaul did. You did a good job. I hope he does well at South Carolina. Pretty good. You're a former teammate here. You're trying to hide. Yeah. Pretty good story for him. Like, G.A. Hey, go on! Fuck's sake! Hey, shut the fuck up. That dude came up. What? You're not to play that. I'll have to squirt. I'll have to squirt. I'll have to squirt. I'll have to squirt. I'll have to squirt. I'll have to squirt. I'll have to squirt. Fuck the Hawks. Fuck the Hawks. I'm a humble guy, you know? Matt Campbell's dude, you know, I've been here. We got her on the ball. I'll be honest. I'm not going to play in three solos in the game. There you go. I like that. You're a team player. I'm a very team player. Wherever we can do the job though. You know, I like that. That's another day. All right. Have a good day. Go Clones. Hopefully, Paul too. Look at her. Good luck in the game today. Thank you. Appreciate it. Absolutely. We came from North Dakota. Do you want an interview? Come on! No, no, no. Stay away! Come over here. So, we have another Iowa State player wearing an alternate jersey. Bro, let's practice. That's my mom, Montgomery. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, I'm letting you introduce yourself. David Montgomery. Thank you. Thank you. What are we doing? So, what is, how long have you been playing football? Hell yeah. I like the sound of that. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Hey, you ever hit corn the long way? That's awesome. Can I try to be the next person? Yeah, I am. I want to try it. Don't judge me. No, you can't do it. I'm nervous, man. You want to be interviewed? Yes. Okay, where are you from? I'm from, uh, prison. Okay, me too. Who do you think is going to win the game today? Skull bikes. No, Iowa State, baby. Okay, I like Iowa's going to win. Sorry, you're a lot. Sorry. You want to put money on it? Yeah. What about us? I don't even have that for money. Well, maybe next game. Maybe next game. Next game, next game. I'm drunk, are you? Yes. Okay, me too. No, you're not. You're not drunk. No. Yeah, he's not drunk. No. For legal reasons? No, I'm not drunk. I'm not drunk. What's your name? Eric. Eric, how old are you? 25. Who do you think is going to win the game? Iowa. Jesus Christ. This guy. This guy. This is my assistant right here. This guy. I've been working for him for six years. Six years. Six years now. I pay him good money. Don't worry about it. This guy. Four dollars an hour. Plus tips. Don't fucking tell him that. Don't tell him that. I thought you said that was good, though. That one, that is off. That's off. Take off the record. This guy thinks Iowa's going to win. Yeah, he's stupid. I would say a worse word, but we're on national television right now. We're on national television. Yeah, we are. This is a game day. Game of the week. That's right. That's true. We'll see you one more time. Yup. Yup, yup, yup. Fucking stop, man. No, you're good. That was great. Let them roast you. Cyclones, baby. Yeah, let's go cyclones. Whoo. Who do you think's going to win today? I would say, baby. Definitely Iowa State. Iowa State. Iowa State. How long have you guys been Iowa State fans? Since I was three. Since you were three? Both my parents went here. Let's move this way. Let's move this way. I came from New York. Let's move this way. You came from New York. And I still rooted for this team. Really? Both my parents met here. They're Iowa State fans. So I don't even know what the fuck this was, but I did. But they supported you. They were an eye-supporter family. Well, not personally. There you go. What's your guys' majors? Fashion marketing. Elementary education. That's good stuff. That's good stuff. I majored in football. Oh, word. Yeah. Yeah. SMU. SMU. Yeah, I go to SMU actively. I'm not going to. I don't know what. Yeah, I don't know what that is. Me neither. Me neither. Okay, word. That is what it is. All right, thanks for talking to us. We're going to keep moving. Good work. Yeah, good talk. Thanks guys. What's up, man? This is S-Fan TV. He's the best classic while paladin that's ever existed. Okay. Never. All right. All right. All right. What do you guys say about that? You're the best what? How long have you guys been state fans? Since I was born. Since you were born. Yeah. What about before you were born? I was dead. Yeah, but if you could be a fan of anything, what would you be a fan of back then? I don't know. I'm being alive. That's awesome, man. I love that. See, I like that energy. Thank you. You know where I got it? Hawaii? Walmart. Oh. It's just kind of Hawaii. Was it Hawaii section? I don't know. I think it was in the men's. I have a question for you. Yeah. If you could go to the moon or go to Disneyland, but all the rides are broken and it's 200 degrees. What's your attitude to the moon? Yeah. Okay. It's your question. There's no air in the moon. You suffocate and die. Now what? I'm happy. Okay. Hey, well sometimes that's how it goes. What do you think about Iowa? They're good school. You don't hate them or nothing? No. I don't hate anybody. That's cool. See it. That's good. How long have you been in Iowa State 10? This is my 55th year of a children's game. Really? Yes. No way. Yes. I started when I was 18. That is amazing. That is awesome. And I am loyal forever true. That's awesome. But I don't hate the Hawks. That's good. My emotion, I like that. Where are you from? I'm from Missouri. Oh, you're welcome to Iowa. I've been here a lot. Oh, okay. It's boring here just like it is in Missouri. Is that your last question? I have a question. So, if there is... So you came to Iowa State... No, I never attended. Oh, you never even attended here? My siblings did. Really? Yeah. They got something going on here. Okay, so where did you go to school? I did. Back in the day, you did correspondence courses. So I did history and math through Southwest Missouri State. Really? I know that book. That is awesome. And then you supported this place because your siblings might hear it. Oh, yeah. And I lived 12 miles from the stadium. Perfect. Perfect. All right. Well, you have a nice day. Thank you for talking to us, ma'am. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Maybe the bar code. Thank you. Can I say hi quick, bro? Sorry, we're just fans, bro. Yeah. Can I get a hug? Yeah. Can you come to the rest? Yeah, I'm gonna get a hug. No, I'm gonna get a hug. Oh, my. The West. Oh, my. How long have you been a State fan? My annual... I've been a State fan for 40 years. 40 years? 40 years and I'm about 15. I'm about 15. So you transcend time. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna try to interview someone by myself. You wanna be interviewed? Yes. Yes. You said yes. Yes. So where are you from? Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Okay. How are you gonna feel from Iowa State? Whoops, I was asked today. Don't have to worry about that, because it's not happening. It's not gonna happen. I don't think so. I think it's gonna happen. Over or under? Seven points. Pfft. Final score guaranteed Reese Jones' Wolf Approve right here. 42-7. 42-7. 42-7. Now in Iowa State. Iowa? Now in Iowa State. You are delusional by now. Well, that's my middle name, actually. Delusional, yeah. I can tell, but I like to tell. Any other questions? No, I don't have any. Ask me something else. What's this for? YouTube. What YouTube channel? I like that one. No, I'm into like Pfft. Like, Scihawk YouTube? You're up 2-2-1. Scihawk! You like just two or people like campuses? No, all around the country I just tour people at tailgates. How much money do you have to pay to make sure this is in the final cut? $10. How about a high five? That works. All right. Wait, so why are you a clone fan then? I'm actually not. So you like the Hawkeyes? No, I just... You just want to churn me a little bit? I just want to... I respect that. This guy's an Iowa Hawkeyes fan. Oh, yeah! Big Hawkeyes fan. Chill, chill. All right, thanks. I'm half black. True. Prove it. What do you mean prove it? Love the Hawkeyes. Why do you love the Hawkeyes? Because they're better than the Cyclones. You just stuttered. So are they better? Yes, they are better. Did I see you earlier? Yeah, literally. I've seen like three times. Three times? I'm everywhere, you know? The real Cyclones are everywhere. I don't want to see you once. So are you a real Hawkeye? What? I'm a real Cyclone. I've seen you three times. Are you a real Hawkeye? Yes, I'm a real Hawkeye. You've seen me one time. I'm a real Hawkeye. You've seen me one time. I'm a real Hawkeye fan. I think they're going to win by me. What's your real Hawkeye fan? I've been watching them since I was a kid. Anything else you want to say? Cyclones by a million. That's all I'm going to say. All right. Can I do good? Are they good? Yeah. Yeah, good. What's yours? What's yours? It's called S-Fans Tailgate Tour. S-Fans Tailgate Tour. Yeah, that's right. All right, that. Oh, did you see it right now? Yeah, I did. Oh, hey, shout out S-Fans Tailgate Tour. Oh, my God. Shout it out. Shout it out. Every Saturday. Every Saturday. My mom will be on the grant now. All right, thanks guys. It's been a moment of silence. A moment of silence check. It's been a moment of silence. It's been a moment of silence. It's been a moment of silence. A moment of silence check. The tradition, the excitement, the fellowship. It's not just about the sport. That's the thing that's so exciting on football. Best show yet. Best show yet. So, obviously we have a lot of friends here. Great fans here at Iowa State. We will see you guys next time, okay?