 This would be the second part of the infinite crisis on many Earths. Right. Can't be waiting on this shit. There's nothing for me to like recap because nothing makes sense. There's no like, oh no, Jacob didn't do this thing or Alice has killed more people. No, they literally like, they have dimensional and time travel. So we're fucked. We're just here for the ride. When we get back to watching Batwoman episodes alone, it's going to get so much easier because we're like, oh, this makes sense again. I understand now. It's like, yeah, that makes sense and how it doesn't make sense. The not making sense will make sense. Do you think now that Batwoman is gone in a parallel universe, they'll be able to finally capture Alice? Because she's getting in the way. Okay, back from the crisis stuff. We got Alice. No, we got her. She's like an Arkham Spine. It's almost like when you disappeared, everything got way easier for us. When she comes back, she's like, hey Alice, Jacob, I just saved the multiverse. What have you guys been up to? Like what? What you bring me? Is everyone ready to continue this adventure? Oh yeah, this is what you're going to need. Oh, give me. Never thought we'd be pouring one out for Oliver. Oh right, yeah. Arrow died. I like how they've taken the time to do their makeup when their friend is dead. He wouldn't want us to look our best. So does Batwoman appear on different episodes? I guess she knew Arrow in some way. I thought Supergirl wasn't meant to wear glasses because like it's a bruise, but who cares about the bruise? The universe is ending. Why are you wearing glasses? Not to rush a tender moment, but I think the multiverse is ending soonish. Oh, look, Kade, Kade making sense. Fuck me. That's the first. We managed to get billions of people to save you. What does billions mean when the infinite universe is? Don't mean anything. There has to be a way we can undo this. She just said there has to be a way we can undo this. I had a feeling that they would just revert everything back by the end, yeah. Oh, okay. Welcome to the joint. They reacted very slowly to that. How does Batwoman have her clothes? Oh, yeah, she came with the bat suit. Yeah, maybe, yeah. Is that leather jacket smushed underneath the bat suit? Well, think about it. Teleport lady seems to be able to do it whatever for whatever reason. She could be like, hey, I need some clothes. Do you mind? She's like, I will. I will summon you some clothing. Stupid question. Where are we right now? Like this isn't on Earth, right? Because it's Earth 1 idiot. God, they said. I'm sorry. Idiot. Oh, it's terrible. That looks terrible. It's looks so bad. Why would you leave beers on the table where they'll get warm? Oh, why? It's the house of a recluse rags. It's empty. It's empty, empty beers. What he's saying is... Oh, it's one of the Defenders of Tomorrow, whatever the fuck they're called. Why are you here? I like the quiet. He's trying to be a writer. Shut up. Of romance. As well, you can see how that's going. Oh, my God. He doesn't look like a romance novelist. The multiverse needs saving and its heroes need a ship. So, wait, she teleported here to get this ship? Is there no other one? This is the best option we got? Okay. Well, I guess it's a time-traveling ship, right? Oh, fuck if I know. The wrong hero. Man, that went out of focus there. Yeah, it did. You don't want to do another slide with me. I've rearranged my triangle point here for this occasion. I got it right this time. Oh, yeah. Really, guys? You're doing the baby crying joke? The purest will who can ultimately... Stop it! Don't hand it to Kate Kane. She would fucking terrify the baby. Kill it. And it to the drunk, I guess? Beings of the purest will can ultimately detain. They are known as Paragons. Paragons? Well, that joke is worth it. I only recently learned of their existence by consulting the Book of Destiny. They read this movie? The Book of Destiny? He's a digital metaphor. Oh, God. The Book of Destiny. Look at this. This may as well be 100% fan fiction for something we've never even seen before, and it would do the same for us. We destroyed it last year. I went back into the time stream and retrieved it intact. I went back into the time stream. Fucking hell. I'm sorry. Who wrote this Book of Destiny? I have serious... Why is Kate okay with all of this? Could it bring him back? I wish he could. Every woman in this television show have to look like some washed-up version of Harley Quinn. But as the anti-monitor gets stronger, I grow weaker. That looks so fake. His hair looks so fake. We must find all seven Paragons. There's a Dragon Ball joke here somewhere. Oh, God. His hair looks so fake. You are the Paragon of Hope. Looks like a carpet. You might want to double-check your omnipotence. He's not omnipotent. He's getting weaker. I have only descriptions for the other two Paragons. Oneness of a second Kryptonian, who was said to have suffered a greater loss than most mortal men could endure. How are you even missing from it? Book of Destiny, I guess. Okay. I'll find him. I'll go with you. Why is Lewis going anywhere? She can't do it. So Batwoman is one of the Paragons. Is that what we're doing here? But she's one of the most evil we've ever seen. Yeah, how could she possibly be a Paragon? I don't know. It's pretty convenient that all the Paragons are heroes who exist and are like on Earth and have all met each other before. It seems like that's what makes the Paragons, I guess. I don't even know. The fourth? The Paragon of Courage, the Bat of the Future. Where Bruce Wayne has dedicated himself, body, and soul to fighting crime. Oh, cool. You just doxed Batman. You doxed Batman. I guess infinite Earths are... They're saving multiverses, Friggy. Come on. It's like, okay. Oh, God, look how cheap this looks. Yeah, I guess with infinite Earths set still, it looks so bad. It's just funny that the guy that made that Friggy e-fab logo is like way more talented than whoever did this. Oh, dear. I like that someone went to the effort of making this nice little animation. I'm like at the time for it, getting destroyed. Just still down to a computer graphic. Look, he thought the same thing. Oh, my God. Everyone has a part to play. Oh, cool. You're just going to kill him. All right. Yeah, you're just going to kill him. Oh, there's someone I don't like. He dies. It looks so fake. Hair. It looks like a survival blanket someone taped to his face. You can revive him, but you can't bring back Oliver. I restored Luther along before the crisis caused my power to wane. They're doing their best to explain how people can be alive, but not dead and all this shit. It's like none of this means anything. Everyone's going to come back anyway. The manual is the book of destiny. He's telling you that someone has a role to fulfill to save infinite universes. He's like, oh, I'm just going to lose him. I don't trust you, omnipotent God. But why would Lex Luthor want the universe to end? He's in the universe. Like, that's really bad. When I think of all those people on my earth that we wanted to save but couldn't. Kate Kane's expression there of just like, I'm going to listen now. You just watched a computer graphic of 7 billion people die and now you're like, Lex Luthor. What kind of talk is that from the Paragon of Hope? Yeah. Come with me. Actually. Let's go save the universe. Your shitty Paragon of Hope. What's this? I'm sorry. Wait, what's she just initiate? What's the- Is it a fidget spinner? Oh, no, a teleport lady is having a headache. Alternate universe, that's what fidget spinners look like. Cheap and shitty? Oh my God, she's turning the ship upside down. I was going to say, what happens when a person who can teleport has a headache? She's going to fuck everything up. You're not supposed to have that. A man was never meant to fly. Oh, is that the book of destiny? Goodbye, Superman. All of you. What? What? You tell me nobody was like keeping an eye on him? Really? Yes, because you have to unlock in a room behind glass. I'm so question-boxed. Lex Luthor stole the book of destiny. Oh, his head is a bit off again. Oh, it was his destiny to steal the book of destiny. Oh my God! It's a shame that you're the fastest man alive. I wish our love life wasn't so soft. I do love how like the trope of speedster stories is. I was fast, but I wasn't fast enough. It's like every time that's what speeds the stories are. Yes, it turns out that you destroyed all the pits on this Earth, but there are more Earths to choose from. It's kind of actually fucking depressing. Have you thought of growing out what you've found in a safe place? Because Tony and Erica, you look like a French fry. Is there still executive producer things going on? I think there's a lot of people involved in this, I guess. So I missed one group chat, and now there's Paragons, and I'm supposed to be one of them. Who are you again? Barry and I are going to use Lazarus's pet to bring my dad back. Mia. That sounds like a really bad idea. Wow, I'm company. The Lazarus bit. Man, she has a full-on hexagon face. Okay, so we're just all going to be irrational then and use Lazarus pits to bring people back from the dead. That's why the fuck dot. Yeah, this isn't going to turn into some fucked up monkeys paw bullshit. That's the thing. The whole idea of the Lazarus pit is it's like got a lot of negative consequences. It's a really bad idea. Oh my God. That front of his face. Wow. Oh, it's Luke. I'm KK, and I'm Bruce's cousin. Yeah, no. Yeah, that's more sensible than our Luke. Bring this Luke in, please. I need this Luke. The Luke we got is fucking shit. Oh, I don't think that's how that would happen. That looks awful. Look at those shots. What if he was standing behind it? You need to leave. He has a full-on gun now. Don't be so rude, Luke. Oh God, it's a robot. We're not used to having guests. This is my Negro man-servant. Is she going to be like pissed to him? Like you let my mom and daughter of sister die. This is like a different universe. Doesn't matter. He did it still probably because he's terrible. Like this would be really cool because it's Kevin Conrace. It's really cool, but it's like this whole thing. You know, like it's all crossover. Hey, Kevin, I need you to put on this. No, this is it. Yeah, this is the whole thing. Why does that look like way worse? Like it's shot in a really bad camera. Metropolis. Lex is jumping from universe to universe, killing off Superman. One of them is the Catonian Paragon. Was that all upon? I'm crazy. He just did that. He took the book and just going from universe to universe because he's killing Superman. How do you just kill Superman? Is that just something you can do? Oh, wow. What? Why does that look so terrible? Are you kidding me? How do you just? Does he just have to kill Superman? It's just that easy? Fucking hell. This is their attempt of a Marvel Universe. Oh my God, he lit two cigarettes at once. That's how you die cancer twice as fast. Oh, God, those are cigarettes. What the fuck? He's not looking at it. Is it looking at it? He's clear. Need to look at the teleprompter for my lines. I'll give you the needle in the celestial haystack. The functioning Lazarus Pit. Does anyone know the Lazarus Pit? It's because I have no fucking idea. The Lazarus Pit is like used by the League of Assassins to resurrect themselves. Yeah, what is that? What? Did that accomplish? I don't know. He told them where a working Lazarus Pit is, I think. Yeah, they know exactly where it is. They're going to it right now because he told them where it was using that star map. They're going to put the coordinates into their computer. It's such a bad idea. Like, the Lazarus Pit is not good. I don't know why they never contemplate using it. Oh, Smallville time. Oh, Smallville, yeah. It's a cool cameo. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. They're all cool cameos. It's just unfortunate they're in this. Who are Clark Kent, right? Yeah, who are you and why are you on my property? Lex Luthor is going to try to kill you. Lex, attention, please. Hello, old friend. Yeah. Who are you? He looks like he's out of a video game. I'm Lex Luthor. He looks like a midget pulling a normal sized book. So Lex can just go around killing Superman just like that. Like it's an easy thing to do. How does he do it? What do you do with those people? Send them back to their flying tin can in the sky. That was nice of you instead of dumping them in here for you. I'm very confused as to what this creature is and his abilities. Is that book written in English? He's Superman. How many universes are there? How long is this going to take him? Infinite. Is he going to kill literally every single Superman? Uncountable amount. He will never finish. It's infinite Earths. He will never get them all. He's very dedicated, okay? Oh, he got kryptonite. That's kryptonite. Which has no effect on me ever since I gave up my power. What? You gave up. You can do that. It's super straight. That is worth more than any superpower. Did that happen in the show? I don't remember this. You had super impotence? He's time-beautiful. I wish I could protect my kid. Why would he try and punch him? Yeah. Shoot him with a gun. Use a firearm. Wait. Are you going to bring a small-ville Superman? He's not going to do anything. She totally saw that, by the way. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You were 10 feet behind me when he portaled away. I'm so beyond shocked from a fan service point of view. Why wouldn't they have him punching things at some point? Come on. He's just here to say hello. Okay. You're a few years too late. Reign of terror? Is this meant to be like a Dockknot Rises thing? Dockknot returns. I've lost track of how many people I've killed. Oh, yeah. Were they bad people? I can't believe they're going to make her, like, virtuous. She's going to reconnect him with hisisms. Take one life, then another, then another, then another. This was suddenly very dark. Batman's explaining the ones he took one life. He couldn't stop. It is like fucking Pringles. I couldn't fucking stop. Can we have a show about that, Batman? This one's way more interesting. Yeah, this is what I mean, like, this is way more interesting. Fine. You're a broken, pissed-off old hermit. Waiting to die in this 11-bedroom coffin? No, I played Checkers with Luke on Tuesday. Did you see Ripius? He's more than just a butler. Oh, no. I really need to concentrate if I'm ever going to finish this Paragon Detector the monitor asked for. Thank you for that exposition. Paragon Detector? How does one detect Paragons? It's you have to attach a calculator to a Game Boy. As he caress the nape of her back. He struck like a cobra. You like that? Is that why it's my best friend? Okay. Oh! Excuse me, I'm so sorry. Oh, is this meant to be Superman Returns Universe? God, this is so confusing because he is another character in, like, another universe. Apparently, they're all fucking interchangeable. I don't, like... If you have access to Infinite, surely you could be, you know, recruiting hundreds, if not thousands of super-bads. Yeah, but Lex Luthor keeps beating them to the punch. That's just no... That's just stupid! I know what it is. You have to pull your glasses down to do that? Yeah, that's what it means. Like, why would you need to do that? Mementos from Batman's Greatest Victories. And over here, it's Mintos. Oh, look, Mr. Fry's reference, reference, reference, reference. Oh, he killed Superman. Yeah, because this is Dark Knight Returns. Yeah, it is. Who do you think put him in that exoskeleton? I don't fucking know. I literally have no idea. You see a pair of glasses and you're like... Well, it's funny because we all know that that's what that means, but this is like any other person might just be like, so whose glasses are they? Are you punched a guy with glasses on? Wow, Batman's a dick. The computer technician came over, it's like, you can't fix what he said? What do you mean? We'll be down for the next two to three weeks. That's his name. Harry White, Jimmy Olsen, Lois Lane. Why are all these names on your wall? They're dead. They're fucking dead. It seems like they're dead. Is that the only... We all just forgot about them. Is that like the most interesting thing to them? Like they go to different Earths like, oh, those guys are dead. They're still alive in our universe. That face. Almost as if you've been through more loss than any mortal man could endure. Are we gonna spend time on every sub-story across this infinite amount of universe? Isn't everything dying? Isn't everything dying? I was pretty lucky that he wasn't in the universe that got destroyed. Also, they got... Remember, they got zapped away from... Oh my... Then you won't do it alone. Why did he go? Yeah, where'd you get it from? Oh, no, no, look who it is! This is seriously like sitcom levels of bad. Making Superman kill Superman. What? What? Why would he do that? Does he have mind powers? Why would Superman do that? Pretty sure if Superman punched you in the intent to kill, you'd be flying through several buildings. I couldn't even save my wife. Punched a guy with a book. Yes, you do. You're the Paragon of Truth. This is so awkward. I say the Earth is flat. Does it fucking become flat or something? She's like, you're a good person that he turns to Lex and he's like, do it, be evil. I wanted to clarify, by the way, they were with Clark and Smallville land. They got zapped away. We didn't even see them talk about that. They didn't care that they would teleport out. What did Lex do? What did Lex do? Are you actually retarded? I asked him. He's right there. He's like, man. If you're not careful. Oh, wow. Oh, this looks so bad. Oh, they got the theme. That's awful. This legit reminds me of Superman 64. Can you hear each other? Oh my God, it's like, oh, look at that. Oh, no, that's so bad. Let's watch. I can't believe what I'm looking at right now. How does Superman fly faster? I actually want Henry Cavill's Superman to kill all of them. Stop coming back to this guy. Why don't you just throw a desk at this guy? What? Are you kidding me? What is happening? Oh, only Lex. Luther can open it. How come it's so easy to open it? He was just jerking off into it, I guess. Also, if this is such an issue, what the hell was Superman doing with this? Oh, wow, he came back through this window. Yeah, he came back to this exact room. There's nobody in the daily planet looking in this office and wondering what's happening. Lex turned all of his love into hate. Love. Oh, that sizzles. Move around so it's not in the same spot. That looks so awkward. Dude, you can move around. You don't have to stand still. He tried to bid through him. Come on. Love can do everything. This is the second time I've gotten nuts and fucked myself. Hey, reference to Superman. I wish I had alcohol here. I know that we're ill-equipped to judge everything in this, but Crazy Omnipotent Man brought Lex in order for him to hunt and kill several Superman that they eventually had to stop. What is this plotline? I'll leave myself all the way down to say even if we watched everything else, it wouldn't make no fucking sense. There are just like torches in here, burning always. What is this? There are tunnel flames, rags, jeez. Why are you doing this? She's clearly, like, irrational. Alright, it's the last one. Old collapsed mining cave in North Dakota. Quick, where are you, uh, that? I wanted to highlight that they went for Smallville Superman. They got zapped away and they never came back to see if he was okay. They just, they just accepted that. That he's dead, I guess. Yeah, like they just assumed he's dead. Who the fuck is this? Who the fuck are you? Who is this person? He's an old Confederate war general upset that he had his Negroes taken away. He's like a cartoon character. How the fuck are these women so strong? Why is he using his other hand on? He's just sitting there. What's he doing? Are they? Wait, you just let go of the knife. Just let go. Just open your hand and the knife goes away. He, like, had to participate and cut himself. This is actually my fetish. I can't believe it came true. How do you explain that? Some random Confederate soldier attacked us. Like, okay. Did they bring Eros corpse into another dimension? Yeah, I did. Oh my God. I'm just going to revert to stuff like the next episode. You know what, guys? You could have just given up. This is a Lazarus pit! Apparently. A cave in North Dakota. With a pool. Put a puddle in it. Put a puddle in it. Yeah, I gotta say. What the fuck is that? The understatement of the puddle of the Lazarus pit. The Lazarus general wakes up and he's like, what the fuck are y'all doing? Oh, here we go. I can barely walk. I don't want to wear that again. Oh, you seem to walk pretty well. There was no hope for this world. That's because you killed Superman. Are they actually going to make him evil? No, but what's your context? You have no context. What if Superman was evil? Oh, God. He's Ben Affleck, Batman. What? Why are you punching Supergirl? Are you super strong? Oh, he's got krypsidye. You just have to add on him all the time. In case super people attack him. In case Superman came back from the dead and I had to punch him. Why would he punch him? What's happening? I guess he hates her as much as he hates Superman. I guess. He just hates anyone who's an alien coming to do stuff. It brought him back to life, but then he drowns. He's been made aware of there being a multiverse that's dying, hasn't he? What is supposed to happen here? Oh, is it going to be evil? Evil the arrow? Is that what's going to happen? Well, that's the whole point. The Lazarus Pit has unintended consequences. That's why it's such a bad idea. Thanks for saving me from that life-threatening punch. If only they had teleport him to a fucking hospital when he was injured instead of waiting for him to die and then teleport him to a resurrection machine puddle. This is easier. This is the easy way. You know how expensive Dr. Bills could be. I don't know what happened to you, Bruce, but it ends now. Yes. I don't know. Okay, K-Necting. This world's not worth saving in any universe. Wow. If you really think that, you're gonna have to kill one more person. Me. He just said he's willing to kill the whole world and she's like, you'll have to kill me. Okay. Oh. What? Wow. All right. What an epic fight scene. You bringing Kevin Conroy to do this? Yeah, like this really bugs me, actually. Wow. Oh, wow. Okay, then. You have him announced that he's happy for the whole world to die and then he gets fucking frizzy to death. All right. Fucking hell. God. How could people be happy with that? Why didn't you put him in a prison when you first had him, you idiots? Careful. He was evil five minutes ago. Let's move through and play this role. Oh, that was his role. How many lives did that cast? Why is that the way that it was done? Well, Bruce Wayne wasn't the Paragon of anything. How do you know that? You just muted him. That doesn't mean he wasn't. No, no, no, no. Okay. So Batman tried to kill Kara, but now he's dead. So we're doomed. Why are you just chill about that? It's gonna be her. She's the revealed actual bat person who's amazing, right? Okay. Like, unironically, the reason I'm jumping to this is that they literally brought him one of the most famous and well-loved Batman's to kill him and have her be better than him and take his place as the Paragon of, what was it, courage, do you say? Yeah, courage. That's going to be so insulting. Paragon of scissoring. Oh, are we going to do this right away? Why did they make Kevin Conroy evil? That light is the Paragon of courage. Well, Bruce's body isn't on the ship. No. But you are. Yes, there it is. Yes. She's the Paragon of courage. What? I said the path to Earth 99 would lead you to the Paragon. Fuck you. I've just come to pass. Oh, she's more courageous now than she was. How the hell is she courageous? She's an idiot. How? Would you be courageous when you have a suit that protects you from any and all? They literally had her murder in one of the most popular representations of Batman and take his position as the Paragon of courage. Fuck you. That's so rude. What's happening now? I'm sweating. If we can't get Oliver's soul back, he's going to be a monster forever. They've got to get his soul back? If we can't get Oliver's soul back. What? This is a soul retrieving spell? Yeah, let me ask my buddy Satan if he has Oliver's soul. How does this work? I'd trade Kane for it, but she doesn't have a fucking soul. Why would she have a soul? She's the Paragon of courage. She is soul. I'm so trying to figure out what that old black man with the weird pointy hair said. I've barely even started this whole vigilante thing. How am I a Paragon? You're right. Good question. Did you? Did you? I saw your reaction. You killed Batman. Good job. That's very courageous. The literal version of eat his heart, gain his courage. I love this. They're like, we have to justify hard how she's the good one by having evil Batman electric. You had the courage to punch that crippled man. It's so bad. I hate it. Fuck! I've not heard people complaining about it. I've not even heard about this. How are people not upset about that? Because it's propping up Kate Kane. So it's all worth it. Christ. I thought this was the thing you were talking about earlier that you read about. No, no. Okay. I carry this photograph around with me. Is that creepy? I wish I knew her like this. Maybe you still can. No. What? No. No. What? It sounds like this whole Paragon of things kind of bullshit and completely arbitrary. How are they going to be Eddie Steaks and Batwoman from now on? Alice will be like, are you Beth? I could just go to a different fucking multiverse and find her, Beth. Maybe I can use the Book of Destiny to bring it back. Montage said that would be a really dangerous car. I know what he said. What good is being the Paragon of Hope if I don't have any? Yeah, that's a really good question. That's a really good way to rationalize a crazy decision. I get why this was Batwoman's portion of the Infinity bullshit because... Wait, what? She's going to use it on Supergirl. Stop her from using the book or something. She's still having a headache and no one gives a shit. Stop. Please stop. This is what happens when I play too many video games. Uh-oh. Apocalypse. I'm kidding. I am the anti-monitor. Oh. Hello. Okay. There is work to be done. So he's like the evil version of our... our hair man? I guess. Okay. The evil version of a black person's white person. It just makes sense. He was more like an orc, but... All right. So that episode just happened. I think the main event is Batman's just evil. I think they were concerned that we wouldn't think he's evil enough. So when he's just like, oh, Carol, the whole world can be dead and no variation of this world should be alive. It's like, oh my goodness. He just wants everything dead. Okay. Well, yeah. Well, if you want to kill seven billion people, you'll have to kill me too. Like, even though he had kryptonite and a stupid fucking ex. At least Superman came back from the dead and he had to punch him. He fucking punched her all over the fucking place. But when he started to punch Kate, I'll hold that back. I do like it's funny how like, Batman gets no second chances when he's killed people, but like Beth gets like 20. Yeah, but Kate has actively led to the death of so many people and she's unaware of it. And the thing is like, from what we've seen of the body count, Batman only killed Superman. That was like the only really questionable one. And you didn't even get the whole context. I don't know. You only got like 10 seconds. I was expecting him to say something like, you know, Superman fucked up, but they didn't bother. They just let us assume it's bad. And let him get electrocuted to death and then having casual chats. This is the same person who lets Alice get away with murder over and over and over again, despite the fact that Bruce is also just falls on his own console or electrocutes himself. It's like, oh, shitty death. That was insane. Yeah, I just don't know how else to say it. I can't believe we watched it. Yeah, that happened. So the whole reason that Crazy Hair Man brought Lex Luthor in and allowed him to secretly steal a book that has access to the multiverse to kill Superman is because it would eventually lead to them finding the Paragon of Truth. We're just stupid, obviously. If you have that level of power live, why wouldn't it just be, oh, this is where the Paragon of Truth is? Why wouldn't you just say it? It's you. I know it's you. It's you. It's just supervising the whole age. It's the way it happens. It has to happen this way. I don't know. We have a cameo to get in there, so go kill Batman so we can tell his life just to tell us what we already knew that we're going to do. It's hard to tell the difference between nothing being accomplished and a whole lot of things being accomplished. It feels like nothing happened that episode. A whole bunch of Superman's got killed. But there's so many of them that it doesn't matter. It's of no consequence because there's infinite... There's an infinite amount. You're getting into what you were doing in the Nile at this point. But, luckily, they're supposed to be smart. And he's like, oh wait, there's an infinite amount of Superman's out there on parallel worlds, parallel universes. He's like, oh yeah, I'm going to go kill them all. One by one, I will kill them all. That's a thing. The first one to receive fun fronts is the one he's facing. Were they tracking him? Were they tracking him? Like, how did they bump it into, like, the places he was going? I don't know. I guess they have some sort of, like, tracker that tracks Superman. He reminds... I was trying to think of what Lex Luthor was reminding me of, and it's like a mobile game style narrator. Welcome to Fantasy Army 3. The first thing you need to do is activate your infantry troops. He just looks like that with the stupid book. I can't stop thinking of video games when I see him. He looks so silly. That was episode two of Crisis Uniform. Part two. Yeah. See you for the next one. Yay. It's crazy, it's great. I've been waiting to do this for 28 years. Are you upset that you're not going to be playing Batman but only Bruce Wayne? Why'd you bring me?