 I love Ricky Gervais on his Instagram right now, he has a picture of him with a bunch of animals surrounding him and the quote from his says, if you enjoy seeing an animal terrified or in pain, you are a cunt. He's right. Hey, welcome back to our Stupid Directions of Corbin. I'm John Lennon. You can follow us on Instagram, Twitter for more juicy content. Thanks to Patreon, follow us on Twitter to subscribe and like button. Today we have a village cooking channel. I am thrilled. And this one's really interesting. This is a fruit salad. Really? Yes. Wow. I don't know how they can make a whole, I mean I guess they probably have a bunch of delicious fresh fruit. If Elvis would there, it would be poke salad. Why? Why? You don't know poke salad, Annie? No. You don't know that Elvis song? No. Wow, you've been missing out. Oh man. Listen to that song. It's a classic Elvis song. I don't wanna. Poke salad, Annie. I don't like listening to people who died while pooping. Here we go. How embarrassing. Poke salad, Annie. There you go. What's your favorite fruit? That's a tough question but when push comes, oh that's a hard one. Mine is pineapple. I'd be really really sad if I could never eat an avocado again. sad if I could never eat an avocado again but I love banana I love pears I love oranges and all kinds of citrus is that a mango or what is that lemon lime no those are mango mango Indian mango yeah is there any other mango no banana and I yeah and I love pineapple but if I eat pineapple for too long I get that like my tongue gets sore I don't I could deep-throat pineapple oh that's kind of hard easier to deep-throat a banana I've tried pears pears are an underrated fruit are they those potatoes or kiwis I think they are a crocodile testicles oh we forgot the strawberries chocolate covered I love strawberries I love grapes fruits are freaking awesome always clean your fruit oh those look delicious oh my goodness those look amazing I bet they like harvested all that I don't know about that pineapples they grow up there was I think I saw dragon fruit in there that's gross bro okay I don't need the mouth sounds you get a lot of it with fruit well with mango in particular look at all that fruit when I'm with your mom was cantaloupe melons watermelon wow that looks gorgeous I love watermelon in the summer if you don't if you don't like watermelon you're kind of a crazy person at the beach in the summer it's off it's the best reason number 8,937,000 why I don't like the winter because the fruit sucks in the summer you get all these luscious fruits to eat when you're in the beach in the winter you know you get death you get to eat dirt and dead leaves I don't think you know how fruit works name five great winter fruit we live in the 21st century you can basically get almost all fruits all the time what is that your mom what is that looks like papaya pineapple the most versatile of fruits why are they called pineapples yes they don't look like an apple they don't grow on pine trees pineapple on pizza best topping I've heard some things about pineapple that have to do with sexual activity yeah and apparently they make things taste better I love pineapple it's the most inefficient fruit to grow inefficient really because it takes about two years to fully mature and it only grows one sugarcane takes a long time to grow to yeah so like it looks like almost like a palm yeah and it grows in the middle but it only grows one okay is that a dragon fruit yeah Kiwi is another one I love dragon fruit such a unique fruit yep delicious first time I ever had it was in South Africa and it blew my mind it was so delicious it looks like mango you're the lowest level of water in all fruits is the banana how do you like banana my wife and I are very different that way do you want your bananas to be more on the ripe side or more on the under ripe side right that's my wife she wants it to have spots on it yeah I knew you're weird zero spots you're like mine to be a bit under right oh is that a date date oh big date fan there right yes they're candy nature's candy I love figs too I'm gonna go buy a bunch of fruit now if I can't if I can find any worth eating in the winter old man yells at winter I've always hate I hated the winter as a child I've always disliked winter I've always loved winter you're a moron it's the worst of them all instead that's why do you think so many creatures hibernate and plants die oh wow what's that what is that I don't know what that is what is that I know what that is that's a great what was that other thing a fruit yeah but what kind of fruit oh look at all those pomegranates yeah we uh we've recently gotten some pomegranate and done just that and then you take nice big spoonfuls of the seeds oh but you know the way I like to eat a pomegranate actually the way I the way I eat it I learned in Iran when I was seven eight years old I don't know if they still do that or if it was just one Iranian guy's thing but oh look at all that fruit it's amazing apples my one of my least favorite fruits is apple pineapple my favorite pear cheese what is that no that looks like cantaloupe cantaloupe melon something grape green green grape to be specific yeah I'm not a fan of mixing fruit up papaya yeah I'm not a fan of mixing fruit up like when you buy them in the store and it's just a fruit salad as long as it doesn't have mango in it I'm good no because in it invariably the stronger flavored fruits mango permeate the other fruit flavors scallops perfect I don't even know what that is I don't know oranges yeah they've got every fruit known to man in this fruit salad testicles fig uh banana what kiwi more melons watermelon soak chocolate cookies pomegranate red grapes that is a lot of fruit and for tomorrow for everyone diarrhea sugar coma isn't it already sweet enough I know right it gets to kind of congeal it all together your mom likes to congeal it all together oh yeah you know it would be very awesome to throw in that throwing some kind of like cashews or some walnuts no yeah no that'd be nice I don't want to stop listening fruit requires a lot of slur page it's only certain mouth sounds and there's a couple in there is he gonna go through all of it he was just saying that if you want to make love in it go right ahead like last time we had mutton and now you just brought fruit that's a pretty stellar dessert right there yeah that's probably what it is they bought a feather and then gave them this as dessert I bet they're all fresh fruit too of course they probably grew right down the road you think you think they don't have any pesticides in there I'd imagine they have at least five pesticides we have some of the worst food in the world in this country as far as the crap that's done to our food and the crap that people think is food here and all the Indians said we know that uh-huh I saw a lady who's in Italy right now having never left the United States and she's freaking out over how bad our food is because she's now in a place outside of America seeing what they eat and Italy is a great place to get that revelation always ranked as some of the best food in the world but yeah our um it's absurd it is capitalism run a muck what people eat here in America and even you got to be really careful getting just fruits and vegetables it's astonishing you walk in and there's just this non-stop supply in the grocery stores of every imaginable fruit and vegetable you could ever need and the majority of it is loaded with crap old man yells it fruit pesticides and chemicals and growth hormones anyways fantastic video as always yeah let us know your favorite fruit is and what other videos we can react to I know what my favorite fruit is your brother