 So my bathroom is an en suite to one of the bedrooms, right? It's actually the room that I use as like my workspace. I've got the bed taken out. Yes, an en suite bathroom. The thing is about the shape of my building. It requires like just by the by its shape. The bathroom fits way better in a very unconventional place, but it, you know, it's technically the best way to build the apartment based on the restrictions of the building. So the bathroom, you have to walk through the bathroom to get into the bedroom. That is very odd. It is, right? But based on the constructions placed by the building, it makes sense. Okay. Which kind of leads us in to welcome to Resident Evil Afterlife? Hello. Hello. Through the bathroom to get to the bedroom. That is Resident Evil series. That's why I can poop with two doors open. Fuck. Rags. Nightmare. That's horrendous. So all of your poop stank is going to get not only into the rest of your house, but also where you sleep. Your poop stank. So as you can see, Jay is here despite not being there for the last few movies, which means we're going to have to catch Jay up before we start with this next one. I've got a handy timer here because I don't want to take too long to explain the plot within one minute. And therefore, no questions. I'm just going to run from one minute and explain the plot. You ready, Jay? Hasn't been listening at all. Jay. Jay. Hello. Hello. So you have been talked to like the last three minutes and then you haven't responded. So I guess we're just not over. Sorry. I thought I was running away, but I guess it was quiet. So I'm going to explain the plot of the past three films to catch up to this one and I have to do it in under one minute. Okay. You ready to absorb? Yeah, I'm very absorbent. I'm a sponge. All right. But no questions. Yeah, you can't ask any questions. Well, you can at the end, but you have to let me explain the whole thing first. Okay. I'm excited. Here we go. Three, two, one, go. So the way it starts is there's a company called Umbrella and they're making creepy experiments or whatever. And our protagonist is helping someone get information in order to try and capture or sabotage or get involved with it. We begin with her waking up and having amnesia and she is then like sort of attacks or just bumps into a bunch of team people who are going to go into this facility with her because they have to fix whatever happened down there. They go through a whole bunch of them die because turns out the zombies down there, that's the infection. And then they come back up, but there's only two of them left. One of them gets super infected, becomes like a giant monster. And then it spreads through the whole town and they have to blow up the whole town, the government do. And she also kills the giant monster. No, she fights the giant monster, beats him, but he's dead. And then it spreads through the whole world. The whole world becomes a desert. And then the Umbrella corporation is trying to make a new virus based on our protagonist's blood because she's become a superhero. She stops them and unlocks a whole bunch of clones, like a thousand clones, and she's going to go fight them. It was pretty good. Well, I think it's a pretty good story. I thought I had more questions. That was exactly one minute. I couldn't do anything. And then the whole world becomes a desert. Basically, that's the hand waving of the, yeah, that's how the third movie starts. It's just, yeah, all the lakes dry up and everything turns into desert. You know, like, because of the zombie virus. I gave you, that is the most information we get about that. The whole world became a desert. Oh, because of the zombie virus. And in the page, you're reading and reading that. Is this movie called The Clone Wars? Unfortunately, no. It's called Afterlife. Which comes after extinction. Yeah. Well, when do you have an afterlife? Once you've died or once you've lived? I don't know. I mean, it makes perfect sense, of course, that you would have the apocalypse, an extinction, and then an afterlife. Yeah. I'm having some Tennessee Applejack Daniels. That's what I'm having. I'm not having an afterlife. These films are improved by alcohol. I will say that. What is it? Mel, what was the meme? Aime Strictly? Aime Strictly. That was bio, right? What about mods tried to type out something quick? Was it me or was it bio? I think it was bio. It was bio. I think he had like an operation or something or some kind of treatment and he was like on pain meds. And then I don't even know how Aime Strictly happened. Aime Strictly. And the other gem we got was Biblitumo. Yes, that was trying to type out Bible Thump and it came out as Biblitumo. Biblitumo. He's just a Biblitumo. There's some old school deep portfolio. Yeah, Rags, did I ever tell you I was super drunk and I decided to stream Luigi's Mansion and I typed in to Twitch, Lugism. Oh my god, that was fantastic. It's like Maul is going to play Lugism. Oh man, good times. We haven't even starred in the movie. This is like the funniest Eiffel movies yet. Strictly shit, Aime Strictly. Oh, right there it is. How asleep I am. Wow. You need to buy you sleep though. Aime Strictly. All right, that's in the fucking, in the pins, right? It's like, I'm seriously, I'm seriously, not falling asleep. Aime Strictly. I just like it as a piece of advice in life, just always Aime Strictly. So, you guys ready to watch a movie? Oh yeah. Ready. So fucking ready. Why not? All right, three, two. See, I already knew that that would happen. I was just doing it to set you off to make sure you guys knew that. Because when I say are you ready and no one says anything, I'm like, one of you is lying. I know it. Oh shit, that's my doorbell. That's an aggressive doorbell. Someone might say that was ridiculously timed, like the Earth isn't well written. I'll have you know God works really hard on the writing for Earth. Twenty minutes later. Copyright. Six and a half hours later. How long does it take to collect a package? Maybe the delivery guy. Wow. And I say that. Right. Right. Oh my goodness. You're right. You're absolutely right. It's not well written. Hello. How come it took you so long to explain? What? No. What's not well written? You were a reality. When we were about to start the movie, you got the call. And then the second I say, what's taking so long? You come back. That's incredibly coincidental. It did. Yeah. What took you so long, by the way? Oh, well, it's grocery. So I have to put the frozen stuff in the freezer. And the freezing like the frozen, the frozen stuff. And the cold stuff has to go in the fridge. Fridge. Brunjo is the preferred nomenclature. This is going to be the longest opening 20 fat movies ever. It's going to be the best opening ever. Every second. Does everyone is ready? Now I need to double check. Me? Again. I hate you. Three, two, one. Go. Gee. Stopping me for enjoying my resident evil movies. Give me a second. Take a shit. You know what's funny? It's like these are all coming out like three years apart, whatever. It's like we get to enjoy them all in a row. The next one. No. I don't think so. I don't think there's audio yet. Or they might just be talking. Well, I did. I wasn't aware of those names. So. So J. I was at 120%. So I could hear something. The volume balancing. Tisms in this is so bad that like people whisper in all the conversations that there are conversations and then there'll be loud jump scares and it'll fuck with you all the time. Why? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That looks building it on top of it. White Vulcan ball on top of a building. Yeah. Shut up friends. Name name three better places to play football on than herb top of a building. Oceanic crater on the space. That would be interesting with all the waves and everything. I said Oceanic crater and then you said live we've been talking about this one since the very first one because of how much slow-motion I did want to mention that right keep an eye we have a tally please so this is the first instance of slow-mo in the film we shall see if there are more also it's not just that there's instances of slow-mo they last fucking ages yeah dude one of the people in this is called Boris Cod Joe what an awful name Boris Cod Joe wait is Cod Joe two separate names or is it one name I don't know the Cod Joe are a gruel of gruel these aren't real names Glenn McPherson that sounds normal even how we oh wait this was made in there right this was made after resneal of five so we're gonna get resneal of five references oh hooray yeah we're still doing slow-mo but the one excuse they get on this one is that it's the opening credits but they continue to do this shit throughout the whole fucking movie does it does it really it sounds like it just feels like someone who just realized they could do slow-mo and they were like hey let's do it all the time I can't remember if it's this one or the next one but one of them was one of the first films ever shot in 4k really that's embarrassing yeah no one could have watched it oh my god he immediately sped blood like okay one bow really no one's trying to help no no fuck the Japanese people they have no souls oh no practice Japanism oh my goodness now the lights went out yeah it's about to turn into a desert yeah it's about to become just brown it was black and brown I mean it's logical you guys are thinking too hard this just to represent the it represents the infection you're all being ridiculous yeah see all there goes Britain there goes Britain okay I said a little too fast what of it so for some reason with these movies they have Alice introduce it every time the men responsible for this disaster took refuge underground and continued to experiment with the deadly T virus fucking men they felt secure in their tech fortress is like the opening to EastEnders only one person might get that joke here I got it yeah I got it needs a laugh I like that it says four years late I don't even know which year it wasn't the last movie so how many years we've passed since the one before that oh hi oh you missed the zombies plague dead it's like hopefully it doesn't show again that's the worst in a night vision scope what do you call so good you were watching him shame for display where are you like probably oh is it the flying ones from 05 also those are really dumb to use for shooting zombies shooting zombies totally like a mass death weapon at this point mass death like a pistol like machetes two of them to like hasn't seen the machete it looks like a doom fortress oh so this is the cause that Alice is heading to with her army of clones right yeah is it okay also I like they just pretend that those are screens that you see through but they didn't animate anything on them there should be things on them what the fuck is it the same west cast it's definitely different unless he lost a lot of weight and there we go okay the stuff on them oh he's like the rest of them are actually looking at nothing and that's their job oh no okay multiple targets why is that his accent it's supposed to be this oh god oh god what's happening I like those umbrella brand riot shields they don't look like plastic or anything look at all that shit on those weapons wait a minute she's snuck in the back oh my goodness a new outfit it's on Norris or norms on the right norris go on do a one-liner do a one-liner are they gonna actually show her drawing the oh this was also the first the first one in 3d right so we're gonna see really cringy 3d effects everyone wait what how did you know she's just immune to bullets idiots what is happening I don't know yeah seriously editor you're gonna have to do a slow mo counter it's gonna be hard to keep track honestly I think it was to I think that was a slow-mo in a slow-mo by the way so as you can see the rest of the sword as you can see this filled his time this will be really good and people will expect that this was what people liked at the time oh she also has the force by the way is this movie not already better than the third one it's already better she has magical telekinesis powers did you know that her swords are gone I'm pretty sure in my minute summary I mentioned that she has telekinesis how could I leave that out from the outfit she always gets like the weirdest one in universe oh no more more with shields and guns you guys are singing again well must have missed that one guys I get like this is like a hundred XP oh no there's more so do they all have the force why are there so many Alice and her army of a thousand clones are going to Tokyo to the underground headquarters of umbrella to kill them what the fuck yeah I mentioned very simple wait all right I look really bad by the way like really bad so this is here is these films are like low-budget high-budget in that they do it as much as they can to save as much as they can make loads of money what a way to open a resume and I want damage reports why was that like presented like the badass line look now she's wearing flat boots dude the slowpoke how does already probably at 15 or some shit fuck you notice yeah I already lost track I stopped listening you can't even tell like when it is or isn't just definitively said she's very highly surprised him but it's not being in cover anymore all the other ones missed I guess well that was happening oh they both go grenades surely you need one like whoa yeah just look at them what they were like flat boots again I don't know oh shit what are you shooting I don't know oh yeah oh that'll hold you where'd you get those to whiplash gonna be fucking incredible no who cares what we're gonna get ripped off now there is no whiplash if you do a wheeled okay everyone well Wes get you can do it you digots are empty like three times by now by the way oh you got one what oh yeah that was like okay there's a little thing I'd like to talk to you about called momentum no no infinite ammo yes yes oh cuz flipping means if I back flip it dude I gotta admit this is one of the most intense openings for a movie ever yeah oh another clone down lucky she's got a million more it's the whole it's the halo sign when you're shields oh yeah shoot out no that would make sense what the fuck I'm sure he's survived that oh he's looking a bit fucked up he's a he's he is superpowered if some sort he's got he's got like t-virus bonuses or whatever that was a big Hanger Bay for that yeah I was considering trying to explain this but I was like it probably makes sense right J you're following yeah oh my god Sony Mila Jovich is I feel like there's more that you can do than just standing still and like guys use the force drag them down use the force we'll have to go to our other secret laboratory falling on the facility and that'll solve the clone issue going forward with the series oh they they it's funny you say that Rex you've seen this one before I thought I did but none of this is coach facilities they're about to wipe out every single clone except one it's also the original I believe yep the only one left is the original because they basically established an army so the end of the last movie they established army of clothes that they realized wait we can't have an army of clothes fuck that what kind of explosive was that this is called a quantum of quantum ends I'm kind of RTS this bomb was called the end this is what a k-pop concert does to your town hey we got one more I'm so distracted by the shoes I'm sorry sexy shoes metal they change from like flat to high it's like seven times oh no sexy shoes oh okay so another thing that they want to undo is making her superhero because the stakes are too shit when she's not you know get it I mean she literally has the force they had to get rid of that yeah they kind of have to depower how similar is this to the very this is one to one mission where Wesker stabs you well you joke but we did play a mission where we were on a helicopter fighting Wesker so I think this is one-to-one actually seriously I fucking hate that they chose this guy it looks like this guy isn't hamming it up at all yeah and face it could have it actually annoys me because if you want to play into being goofy like why do you hire this guy last words oh yeah you know yeah that's why I have to fly this what the oh that looks really 3d 3d lads you see some of it is closer and further away different distances to the camera don't let it touch you you could get a last thing you want to get his aides during an event like this how does she say so the family Wesker forgot that he had to fly this vehicle wow look at this wreckage despite flying through the air the fire already beginning the direct crash all right fine he's okay the 3d makes this even less believable because I know where she was at the moment of impact so flying through the air towards the explosion I would say this is a great little lesson for writers who like ooh I've made it so I've got an army of invincible force wielding crazy if you need to undo it I know how to do it in 18 minutes like whole bomb six months later as if time matters in this fucking it could be a 2117 for you ask me a fucking idea it was always affection oh the deserts are gone six months 18 minutes it felt like three I know right it's just so content rich about that whole desert thing yeah well obviously the earth recovery in Alaska nature is healing to you cows had begun returning to the ocean nature is here like this movie such a reset it's like we want to do other shit the third one left us with balls we're gonna do something else like if I didn't know there was an army of clones I would be so you know what we should have done that we should have just not told him anything I love that you tweeted out aim strictly in people to mo you didn't tweet out Lou Gizem I couldn't figure out how to make it fit I'll treat Lou Gizem after it below it was double oh and then just Gizem right Luke I think so yeah she's wearing the stuff that you noticed on rhinos armor rags what is it called again Russian stuff alphabet the Cyrillic alphabet yeah what did it say did it say danger as Alice gay which is where that she found one in Russian I guess she went through Russia to get to Alaska which I guess makes sense she searched through all of their coats to find when it matched I can pronounce it where is she just like a plain graveyard next to die to random helicopter you know they just had these lying around so I guess I get to helicopter this is the set for fix us planes you'll find a lake and also another helicopter oh it's the one that she left them on in the previous film 19 people were on this helicopter it makes sense why are you nitpicking nice they were they all very small yes lots of children why would they have not run that what a mystery why did they now bring it why don't they none bring that that was an important piece of info nation oh thank you movie so much there you go this is for you just came art and they named her came art not like a name not ever was whatever name she had it wasn't relevant they found her came out so she's came out now actually my name's Beatrice I like that they kept the sound mixing of the helicopter from the old movie as well shit maybe her name was really stupid and awkward like Grunfeld Patrick Williams she's gonna find stars on the beach now washed up on this beach right now I would be so where am I this shot should be taught in film school well who make it fabulous for the post post apocalypse why are there so many creatures running past the camera in these films they know where the camera is this is so intense they fled to the airplane graveyard oh also that doesn't say Alice I was just guessing cuz I could remember at the time what does it say you know out of me yeah there's no bullets in that gun also look at how she's aiming those two completely different wait those actually empty I don't see I don't actually see any bullets in the cylinders yeah that's why I asked you well I didn't know if you were just okay so sorry for all of the people who just heard that enormous fucking noise cuz I had it higher yes Jesus oh no wait that's no it's the other art Chris Rachel redfield clear clear clear Chris Rachel Redfield clear Rachel Redfield it's a why did you try to stab me are jealous of my army a jacket oh she's got the thing from resneal five oh my goodness she does on her boobies so this is what we're gonna be getting now we're gonna get random video game references because I guess I don't even know how to make sense of it to be honest with you why would you not put that on like their brain or their head or something well remember we were told by chat that the reason they were originally on the brain but they weren't a sexy oh yeah that's right that's right yeah apparently well if it's a believe chat I wouldn't do that how are you cat is always right even when you can be trusted he's been staring at that mechanical spider since I guess so it's Alaska at night are y'all not cold hey hey it's okay oh I want food I want to produce by what is this what did this to you are you whispering do you know who I am do you know my name is the job or no bitch you left in a helicopter with a group of survivors headed for Alaska Arcadia remember how do you hear that from space using the space tech we get to meet Chris Redfield in this one now I for people who don't know Chris Redfield is a hulking monstrosity that can punch boulders I can't wait to see who he is in real life so the casting for him always annoyed me because I'm not even like I like the actor he's in other things he's the protagonist in prison break but he's a weed and they make him Chris Redfield it's fucking stupid that is what they can hear inside the plane but not the plane itself it's called isolating wavelengths you fucking idiot do you not oh well she got to reapply her makeup too why are you like can I change it can I be called Kmart I like blue more can I can I be called come-and-go because they found me in a come-and-go well those fires are all still going strong yeah oh no it says holly this is it's the current state of Hollywood this is Hollywood today I'll be honest I'll look fucking camera footage projects can we stop projects project well you could have a you could have a like the Blair witch having a really bad argument with someone and he just called it the Blair witch projects I like I would say this retired this word so retardedly after someone said yesterday oh you speak very good English and then you just said you speaks very good English it's a plane oh my god why is that Tom Savini nice guys oh my god that background looks so fucking fake oh that's definitely not Tom Savini that's the you can't land on there no he's not necessarily an actor I like he's just in loads of zombie related things and I thought that's why he was here because the zombies in this I don't know if you knew I feel like using I feel like giving someone whose hands are tied a flight while you're about to land is not a good idea what's she gonna do sabotage the landing why would you do that that's against your own interest accidentally stab herself maybe oh you know that's convenient he hit the camera wow they've been in this trap in this building for four years in six months and then Alaska to California push it over and roll it yeah I'm failing to move this oh my god they're running out of fuel right when they needed more fuel damn no they found some more okay oh it's gonna it's gonna right yeah oh no oh Zamboloids want their lunch he's holding a plane he's gonna be a legend oh he's dunking on a legend pretty fucked up they made the black dunk thanks for coming what's your plan yeah we got new characters to kill oh look at her they were like you have a weird outfit how did you get that it's called crashing oh okay the jovis's voice is kind of weird isn't it it's like a smokers voice yeah she's just like it's clear actually like I'm not a good at all pick I think this role my name is Alice that's Claire I think they're just stuck with her because she agreed to be in the first one oh for sure well she's this was major in terms of money making for her and her husband so when is the next scene where she kills zombies come on yeah that rotates yeah make sure it works stop nitpicking God stop making God he made some mistakes sure I like that she has all weapons really quickly after she showed them also we've entered into the era of Resident Evil now where I can't tell if ever a background is real or not anymore yeah unfortunately they're going real hard with the green screen Arcadia Arcadia just what we heard from that transmission we've been receiving their broadcast all week we thought we've been launching flares for days to get the attention oh that's what it is to clear I should if you shot my own car car like we'll launch flares the other attention okay and he is wearing like trousers to prevent people from seeing the horror that is remaining he has not shown his cock that is true most people walk around and it's just free ball and but also free everything would you believe worth it through the movie already no way this is what I will save a resume is perfectly paced you know except the third one the third one yeah we've been signing up flares on the hour you said that already when you arrived of course we thought they send you even though your plane came from inland we assume that the uh the boat sends you call that background so fake that's okay yeah I know you remember I remember the beach Navy Seals get on the ground drop the knife oh shit they're with umbrella take them down so they actually arrived they're in the helicopter graveyard and then they were all taken away seems like on the boat which is Arcadia not the town that was in the book and she just stayed there with the with a with a spider on her chest waiting for when Alice arrived hmm okay how many flares do you have yeah I was about to say the same thing really create flares much in the same way the the Marshall created jetpack fuel for his jetpack in Mandalorian what are you what are you doing with the torch what is your plan left there is it helps them see down at the bottom oh wow that looks so bad yeah what are they doing with these torches I don't know it's to repel evil it's not working damn it did we get the right torches god damn how many times we panned underground to like some secret facility by the way they haven't done slow-mo for a while so that's good wait what the zombies have been digging it's a reverse breakout well it's a I had a complete jail break in I had a complete everything that actually had the same opening as you rex it's a reverse it's a reverse Maeve from the boys they have set up now that a zombie will appear at some point to kill somebody now because they didn't digging so expect that someone's going to die randomly turns out there's a bunch of lovely sluts in Hollywood I ended up working in resident evil films all right I still don't know if the background's a real one there's so many torches a lot of that background that looks fake it does they don't look like they're composite well it's it's like they sneer goo on a lot of them yeah five or six times will be suicide chemistry short everyone she likes dies he doesn't know what he's getting into 2005 oh you and your thoughts this is 2010 what yeah it's a post resident evil 5 movie which is how I measure time and before and after I remember it in PRE which means pre resident evil and PRE post resident evil so this is I guess zero PRE 5 I think wait came out in 2010 let me check we're I'm sure we're missing very important exposition but I don't know we're not 2009 so this is one PRE no we're not this is this is Chris I don't know why he's in here but this is Chris they don't even have Weska say the word Chris in this as far as I know let's as in let us us being you know wasting your torches hardcore yeah I don't know what you have to burn these but like oh what are you doing in a cage create so a lot of people say that Game of Thrones are some of the best casting ever and I completely agree with it like every character is perfectly cast this is anti-casting like everything is cast wrong they should have just gone to a local gym like you big buff fellow would you like to be an actor and the worst the actor the better yeah okay why how many things we've been watching lately where seeds just add them we're all like what happens there's just some dude who relights all of his job like well on set that had to be right well I'm assuming the ones that are far away a CGI I don't know maybe it is easier to copy paste like a pre-recorded torches to place it you know yeah why not see it in his eyes you can see it in his eyes you just don't use a killer you say that like it's a stupid thing to say when it makes a lot of sense well that acts as a little poke are you gonna fight vampires I know right no rags zombies anything so um that's a stupid hobby to have wait who here knows what those coins are for cuz I know I I don't I can't remember I'm sure it's gonna be something really interesting well one of you ever seen those weapons on it back before like like never this is the new it seems that she has a gimmick in the films and the gimmick in this one is she has so many shotguns guess what they find that you order I know I've seen this but I don't remember like I'm like it's like watching this for the first time I know you mean I definitely haven't seen this one you're like her it's coming back slowly I'm the Jariper with the fear flashes gimme it's looking to taught us oh my god trees I hope those copies are taking it here what a lame way to begin that's a strong Xambo they're all straying the weak floor that looks fake as well oh look why why though how does this make any sense it's the guy from the game shop he's just here now this is his if you remember in the game just walk around so what I do remember from this film is there's a scene where they battle guy with X and it is incredibly long because of the slow most I'm excited you don't need that look how light it is just have them all the time they like them to go to sleep we haven't had it be naked yet in the film right I'm excited this is the first resneal movie that doesn't begin with her being naked I'm kind of upset we need a starship trooper shower scene right quick check does she have bullets in there I don't see any looks like she does I think I could see the backs of the case is just barely you could have fucking put the shower off while you were stitching for the zombies yeah so that's quieter and you don't waste water hey Luther at the door Wow oh they just have the they just have the Magini mouse now just now to get out okay they really quick diggers cover the hole like put like things on no more that's it whoa that's deep oh ramp off the camera again we have to help ourselves now the plane that you have hold everybody we've draw strong no you all get out of here and no one also I would take my best friend and none of you strangers you know what a really cool subversion is everyone says he's an asshole but he's actually a really nice guy he's he's a Hollywood producer but he's a nice dude I mean don't worry just be us calling it bad right enough I feel like we've come across that before with characters like oh it's like oh he's making all the wrong decisions like no he's well then we have we have a scene where it's like yeah everyone just no one gives me a chance no one gives me a chance I'm just trying to do what's right for everybody the people don't like Max and they say it's too stereotypical Max and no don't release the human why are you whispering they all do these two brother and sister right oh they go to me what coincidence see I feel like anyone who's played the games it's gonna be so confused like what do we why do you have these names yeah why do you just also the directors OC is just in every scene yeah we could just get a move on please before we're all eating the fuck alive yeah I agree yeah I agree with him yeah you all have been here for how long and you haven't like checked the premises they don't have the key to this in here in the facility they didn't check the basement oh no although shoot him through the I like that he's like zombies get out of the way I need room shooting it very he's not hitting it very hard yeah he's so he's sort of just putting it you know there's another two floors down there yeah it's really the resume was like the most expensive be movies in history right why are you standing in front of my god look how awkwardly he's hitting the backs oh wait what oh that's happening now all right well you're safe now so let's she's really hot oh we're gonna die oh yeah I want to see what why are you whispering he's doing the this is cringe he's doing the like I'm so smoldering and cool it's like no stop it's okay you're gonna trust me with a gun hey standards of the time okay I guess she does want to take her shotguns with her this is intense I'm expecting a jump scare so I'm gonna turn the volume down shouldn't she take like a string and something so that she can find her way back I have a dead body float in front of her that goes do it well I'm actually worried that she doesn't get naked in this one at all actually yeah I haven't seen one today and it's been like that was an hour on the magazine it's not the same yeah do you guys know that I'm when filming avatar to Kate Winslet broke the record for most the an actor has held their breath underwater at something like seven minutes what the fuck I never even knew that was possible and apparently she didn't even know she'd broken the record when she came back up she was like oh hey apparently Tom Cruz had the previous record for one of the mission impossible films oh really yeah you can Google this it's an article I read it I was like I don't believe you can do that if you told me someone trained like hell to do it I believe it but like Kate Winslet randomly does it when acting in a second it's one of those things that if it was in a thing I'd be like yeah that didn't happen that's bullshit but apparently it did oh thank goodness she has a sword yeah she has it she has two drenched shotguns though so that's yeah but if I call it also matter yeah oh yeah coins don't run on gunpowder idiot well anyway fire underwater let's go oh my god the pathetic way she holds oh by hogger well we lost the gun I mean wow oh oh you let go why did you let go how did they get there was a whole army right behind shit run you can I'm so invested in these two oh my god fucking Christ well well props department fucking knew a guy now you just need one of them to say lots of guns that is a reference also this is Texas nice she had made an expression wait who's the Asian guy he's the assistant of the movie man yeah he's gonna die next probably yeah yeah what are we doing now he's still hitting the gate with his axe is me oh my yeah he's the way he swings it it looks like he's faking it yeah me oh don't tell me that that thing fits inside of there can you put this back together maybe but it could take a week what do we do check if there's an engine and the thing already maybe that's just thing why what okay what have you done why I'm yeah I'm curious to I guess he's just evil this narrative is full of twists and turns you probably should have like backed up give yourself the most room possible so he didn't need to kill that one guy to do this yeah I don't really I guess that one guy might have stopped it we're gonna kill them all anyway right oh turns out I have no idea how to play this plane no no he'll be fine oh I like that that was kind of fun he doesn't look that enthused ninja zombie damn good why they were fast up there slow motion throwing up a gun oh here we go all of us know at this point whenever Alice gets a gun things are gonna get crazy think we'll blow up the canisters oh you went all this way just to get three personal it's an MP5 yeah you'd think they would have done more five is that the MP5 is a fine firearm to get killed by yeah but they only have one he's got a bag metal look at that bag it's full of tricks it's a clown car bag this 2003 movie is pretty good wait what are we what you killed them all yeah I feel like this is a very risky plan oh that looks all cool please tell me what oh okay well they'll drown oh so yeah that's just like oh this is a big open door thank fuck oh they all move back for it that's nice of them really helping me shoot why did you even bother with that well well that was actually all the weapons they got glad they made that detour I know right God this is so fucking cool dude I really hope this is too long it's gonna get fucking whiplash yeah because that ain't no bungee gorg since you're no longer a superhuman so that look bad too and that should be detached by now right away from that explosion wait what she's not a superhuman it's gone I'm starting to wonder if they should have just kept her having superpowers those are those are revolvers with six shots in the beach yes that these ones look like they've got six each 16 shots each is what you meant to say you throw those guns they really like throwing guns away here's your pay off so cool look at them the guns oh here we go there are no zombies directly in front of her for all the number 3d just killing them oh jeez Jesus yeah that was lucky yeah that court that quarter would be fucked to dunk again insensitive I mean it was rolled up at the time but that's what guys all they're gonna do is dig under it what was rolled up the coins or the door the door this is happening by the way this is the room where she bowels axman it's gonna happen I'm so excited how did they buried through solid rock they use their zombie claws remember the Hispanic oh my god holy shit ninja they're all ninjas oh my god it looks so terrible that looks bad so the amount of slow-mo in this fight is intense that's what I'll say so she's dead but she's haunted yeah she is oh definitely oh and she's about to get wet get wet in the showers moist get wet in the prison you guys ever wanted to clear red field cutting every single thing that will lower that's what I just went from 120 FPS 36 oh that's what the slow-mo is it's like the game is finally catching up that's what they do this in every movie look at hero landing oh look at that's what this is all about oh this shot he's like oh where'd you go doesn't he need to see he can see he uses his ears but now there's water everywhere so he can't hear oh it's like did Apple where it it actually helps if you've seen dead Apple it makes it so we can see everything properly dude you're not joking this the slow-mo this seat is hilarious what I remember this movie for it's the slow-mo fucking everything this to me is the runtime like slow-mo was was cool someone made slow-mo cool at some point and then pull WS Anderson was like swinging way before no no why would that have killed him well because it was coins it's a cool it's a cool weapon cool weapons kill villains do the cinematography on this film is fucking incredible this shot should be shown in every art class that's like those complex frame I've ever seen of like motion look at it what it's look at all the moisture oh no see you may think it took him ages to rise back up it was really just a couple of seconds oh my god 3d why you couldn't even give Claire a win really far away that's probably not gonna do much well the spread on those planes oh then I love how they took the win away from Claire gave it to Alice take it it'll be useful for later it'll be dangerous to go alone fucking take this all the blood goes into the sewer why would there be zombies in the sewer though that's not like poop but there's no poop in the sewer it's been four and a half years the apocalypse right now poof you'd rather count the way instead of pointing out ridiculous is my brain does as it does great no poop in those sewers could be anyone's blood how did she blow his head up from that far away with a short barreled shotgun shooting quarters just those were like a bundle why would she use quarters as ammunition instead of like normal stuff shotgun shells quarters are more effective because you still have to pack quarters into the wad and it still has to have powder and a primer everything I like the idea that's got climbed back into it and then found like an offshoot and then just sat there waiting for them in the door just a spook he's going to be grabbed at the last moment oh bye fuck off cheap cheap now that's like lame this is what I mean when you're allowed to kill as much as you want can you at least make the desk cool yeah like they did the man has two films in a row where they do the black eye dirty yeah fucking racist release we got the two redfields and the OC mm-hmm by the way do you know that Alice is kind of cooler than any other residual character just saying oh yeah I picked that up I've been slathered in that yeah Kim yon had like the only cool there just got sliced and bisected from behind I don't know how that thing got in there but fell oh we found a boat all right we just skipped the whole traversing the city to the finding a boat that works Paul I was reading your script and it says chapter 10 we escape the the shower room with the battle in chapter 11 we're at Arcadia what it's you're missing pages he's like no man can't you just see that being like the actual answer like so how are we on the boat take a boat and then pull is like the important thing is that Allie Lauder is wet in this scene okay I would have filming like women being hot that aren't his wife you know and she's like what's what are you doing he's like nothing nothing at all no it's called equal treatment also yeah what's with the there's a serious lack of men in tight outfits in this show to get wet what's that about I'll see some like some wet bulges yeah oh I just crashed into the fucking boat I appreciate your restraint not saying bulge you well do that Jay thank you it's okay I'll say both you will you know you've said it already that's why I didn't say it again oh check the crew quarters they're all gone yeah you want to turn that off so people don't hear it I'm starting to get the vibe that those two are competing to be the hot protagonist they're competing for top bitch and Chris is just waiting for him to do about if you it's okay yeah we could have a three so I mean we could you see Jill no umbrella you could have seen this coming remember Jim Valentine Jim Valentine Jill Valentine I want to adapt resident evil Lord make Jim Valentine Jim now she remembers oh no they put the things on everybody's game art you're for sale and you're for sale oh see she broke out of it she was the only one who made it and she ran off friends and then she became a crazy by the lady all we need now is Leon when does Leon give me the next one we do Leon dirty we would have been so cool to have Ashley in her armor to fuck up Wesco all of their flashlights okay now you can see in the flashlight right now it's true we're the weapon down there's clearly no one in here wow this is a sterile room yeah welcome friends to the good ship lollipop hold on pull up the support you're like oh my god we're so glad zombies have an eight me oh and I bet hey guys there's an exhibit here maybe put the gun in the hole still how about that look at it awkwardly holding that organomics what are those bring them up you to find came out rags remember that character you were really invested in no what there she is no okay I can't believe this is such a big deal but I did she how many lines of dialogue she have the previous one wait here came out taking a little bit close off oh my god having these devices on top of the shirts is a cheat oh that's probably not good good that's not good I smell a boss fight I will say I love that these movies exist oh yeah oh Jesus I had the music up so loud and someone make a re-edit of this film with normal like normal balance can someone send for humans can someone send that lost 10 seconds to frictional games and call it a fiat flash oh what are they like we're all the umbrella personnel girl zombies wait is everyone else cool with you running off yeah I know well rip oh it's just it's it's the bomb from earlier so this one has a bomb too so which means this is gonna explode this facility is gonna explode even though it's probably a cool place to have it's so clean oh hey the animated the discs this time for the windows yeah but those ones are also CGI no show different movie oh look tools just sitting here I don't know if you've been here right oh my god he has a throne this is more Wesker I like this funny if the thing goes up he goes like oh shit where did you come from you see the matrix seriously his voices oh why couldn't you hire anyone you see his ergonomic controller is there he's also whispering oh wow yeah he's got his fingers on it oh good dog how long would it take it to reload those things oh hey dude ninja zombie how are you so quiet for someone who looks like that looks like death you know look so good better oh my god clean your throat Miller what do you even mean by that what do you want for me he's like you know I don't even know why you're here going on I thought if I ingested fresh human DNA I could redress the balance no matter now I have a new subordinate and a new plan you are the only one who successfully bonded with the T virus I like his throne your DNA is stronger than this it's just like here and watches the operations on his throne yes yes yes cut open their screens I like his shitty keyboard handle things though you fell on the Zambo all right cheek that was my favorite cheek let us boss fight oh they're gonna do the resnil 5 thanks I genuinely picture that there were some people out there who saw that and we're like yes that's from the game they reference the thing I like I'm so glad the animal the dogs how are they there how did they get how I don't know where was the door that you you become quite an inconvenience all right time for a fucking epic boss fight live a person what a shitty Wesker I know you look it's like the game they did the thing does he catch it yes it may look very familiar throw them again and you don't get why it's like why did you just randomly oh no in the leg and everything yep oh my god what I'm gonna look up the scene to scene comparisons that are no doubt on YouTube oh yes I've seen them it's I'm sure Paul W. S. Anderson was like the fans will love this or he was thinking wow I don't even have to do any work oh shit oh no he threw them in these tubes no she did nothing she came from private oh no money dog oh no money don't bounce around on the inside look how much they wobbling they're not that secure but they're bulletproof so it's all good oh shit you're fucking out oh my god oh oh hey remember she's human so that's gonna hit oh why are you doing that killer the regular way why did you do that his facial expression of whoa that was my bad I deserve that one oh no I'm here now why is he doing this he was better when he moved to the speed of fucking slow mo gun toss the super lame will that even do anything to him he's like a super god I like that it's like no difference to non-superpowered Alice yeah you can't even tell Wesker will return in Avengers age of Ultron they took a photo while they're in the tubes idiot my brain feel weird okay oh the Redfield twins dude this is so fucking epic I like her she's moving the gut around like better make sure I hit all of the torso don't shoot him in the face no that would be stupid okay oh he's on the little camera shoot it shoot it yeah oh no something bad's gonna happen is a dog alive one of the zombies maybe oh I don't even know what got him it was like the other ones did damn it what okay I guess he ate the producer generate I guess he got a fresh DNA after all you gotta go to a volcano and finish a mouth we're doing the big nuke oh they moved the bomb and to be on his own thing I guess what how did you account for this why what I said here oh she that's what she did how did you know that did he not when did he not see the Bob was removed was he not like hey that's weird that the Bob isn't there how did you know she just guessed that they wouldn't when Wesker and that he would take it there's like 20 of those plain thing he's in there each one has a bomb wait is that oh shit shoot them in the head the fuck okay where are you getting your bullets man he must have been the most competent one of all of all of us wouldn't have been great if the pimp was alive throughout every one of these movies yeah I wouldn't feel great the pimp was so awesome in the second movie then they just fucked them over in the third and he's not even in the fourth yeah I would have cuz he died cuz he died I'm almost out cliffhanger for the next one is there any explanation for how Claire and Chris are related and they just happened to bump into each other here randomly why it makes sense the brother and sister that's why they bumped into each other exactly thank you it's always annoying when rags and it picks all these people a brother and sister to you should check the rest of the ship first this is a secret umbrella laboratory they just start walking around they enter the room with all the dead and dog zombies and Wesker just like he's this he will be our new pimp what do you mean it's great it's like some people it's like why is there a plane on here crash that's weird oh no see never end a resident evil film without a cliff you never know what could happen in the next don't you want to see the next one oh what a fucking hook so that was after life flew by and I got a song made it into a worth of evil movie I was going to make fun of it but like once you see the film you can kind of understand the title right it's like after life really applies to this film yes then you'll be really surprised by retribution so retribution is the one that I have very little memory of to the point where I'm sure I actually saw it but I'm just scanning through bits of it and I'm like it's my favorite because what's happening oh is there an after I start my file oh no oh it just reveals that it's Jill Valentine that's it she's back and she's got boobs yeah she's like the the sexy outfit from from the games even yeah yeah you're games the thing she's she's upset that Ali Latter is taking over as hot girl so she's like fuck that I'm coming back yo I'll show them hot girls exactly um so what do you think after life is it the best one so far what do we think yes this might be the most over the top one even though we got rid of the superpower Alice which which was a fucking lie I don't know why they established I took away your powers when you can still do that I just so I guess they could say no telekinesis I guess no no bird genocide yeah she said the sky on fire yeah I will say that's probably my favorite out of the four so I would say so yeah this to and then one and then three this to one three yeah I agree three will probably because all I know now is that we get it just gets even more intense for the last one we should probably end the and the segment right so that was resident evil after life what a wonderful trip I can't wait for reti-rebucian one of the venture thanks for hanging out bye bye bye part noises look at it what you bring me