 You wish that was you huh? Apparently there are a lot of men out there that are just done with being used that all they're doing is working Chilling and maybe ignoring people. It's kind of messed up So, what do you want? Do you want a boyfriend? No, okay. Do you want to be single? No, do you want to casually date people? No, not necessarily. Do you want to get back with your ex? No Do you want to remain in the talking stage? No Here's a really good picture of me. Thank you for listening. That is all Okay, usually you could never pay me to be in a polo and a little skirt like this But if you're single and you want a rich dude find a way to get your into the country clubs It's literally a boys club. There's hot dudes rich dudes walk around everywhere Me and this girl was talking online and which don't trust any pictures online by the way She gets there. She's an hour and a half late She is already trashed. She's drunk and medicated so she's slurring and like literally like drooling Did not look anything like her pictures So I'm here just like, you know shoot me in the face and get this over with So I buy one picture and I figure okay, we finish that picture. It's gonna be signals time to go. So So we finished the picture She didn't mention that she rode there She's talking the whole freaking time and just like slobbering and Rambling and stopping because she forgot what she was even talking about and just kind of Joe Biden dazing off and Oh my gosh So she rode there like uber there or whatever so it's like all right, I take you home I Take her home driver. You know punched in my GPS we get there and we sit there for a second And she's like holding on to my arm and she she's falling asleep She'll fall asleep not kind of nudge a little bit. She wakes up She rubs my arm for a second and falls asleep again. She feels like three four different times and then she kissed me and Okay, she had these six teeth and nothing else on the top back there and the ones that she did have you can see a little bit of gray in between well, she kissed me and Yeah, it was I mean it wasn't pleasant at all. I was like, okay, like it's time to go. All right slips her tongue in my mouth and stuff and So finally she gets up and leaves and I kind of put my teeth together, you know Natural position your mouth closed teeth together and something crunches and I kind of go like this and it's like gritty and crunching It's it's her decayed teeth. I'm crunching on her freaking teeth So I haven't been the nicest to myself the past couple days I've been having some mean and critical thoughts about my body So I decided to put a bikini on a string bikini to be exact and like Yeah, it worked. I Feel hot. I feel sexy. I feel like a bad like it worked Welcome back to what's that sexuality today's sexuality is trick sick now tricks It's actually quite complex especially since this is a new term the basic definition is a non-binary person No matter their orientation who is attracted to women, but it's not an it's not always an exclusive Attraction the opposite of trick sick is Toric, which is the same thing except attraction to men now Someone who's trick sick can also identify as a non-binary lesbian or feminine morick though feminine morick is an exclusive Attraction to females the opposite of which is Vera morick the reason trick sick or Toric is so new is because the term Non-binary is so new. It's also the reason why it's not very well known trick sick flag contains the colors yellow pink Magenta and purple the Toric flag contains some colors purple lighter purple blue green and dark green I hope you guys learned something and have a wonderful day On today's episode of women literally cannot say anything without men complaining We have the Alyssa Jones as you can see her comment section is literally filled with that comment or 200 of them What did she say basically that women enjoy sex to and that it's dumb as hell to shame them for doing so If you think women enjoying sex and having multiple partners is wrong I got news for you your misogynist because I guarantee you don't take that same energy with men Y'all I'm struggling so big surprise. I'm talking to this new guy and He was straight up honest with me He said I've been going on these really great dates, but there's just been this one big deal breaker every time Like it's been a problem and I'm like Okay, I'll bite What is it? Like why don't we just get this out of the way like might as well figure it out so we don't catch feels and then be like oh damn this sucks and He tells me he says I'm too big and I was like wait, what do you mean you should be he said Usually girls see me my dick and say that I'm sitting here like mmm. How do I not sound like a f***ing hoe telling him that won't be a f***ing problem like give me a hot boyfriend check I checked he's ugly I'm so sick and tired of being a reader Because I'm never happy in the real world because I spent my entire life reading about the super cool fantasy world And no guy or any romantic partner is good enough because Men leave five ten year relationships and turn around and marry a woman The reason men will leave long-term relationships for a new woman and move on like that is because of something called the 9010 rule Basically what it means is the woman he's with might have 90% of what he's looking for and even though most people are lucky to have 90% in common with someone He becomes so resentful of the 10% that she doesn't have that when a new woman comes along and embodies that 10% He's so enthralled with the 10% that she does have that he starts to convince himself that it's 100% of what he wants So he jumps ship like that and down the line He realizes that this woman only has 10% of what he's looking for But it doesn't matter because he already left the 90% behind Did you know that in hetero relationships 80% of divorces are initiated by women And that number jumped to about 90% for college educated women We were all complicated terms. We weren't together, but you know, we were still uh doing it First off, let me inform you that my ex was back crazy When we weren't together, she would literally drive by my house to see if my car was home Yeah, it was wild So I ended up breaking up with the girl because I didn't like the way that she treated me But we agreed to keep it a friends with benefits type of thing My girl was never on the pill or anything. So that meant that we had to wear protection And since we weren't together anymore, I definitely wasn't taking the risk So I continued to wear it one day while we were in my room doing it the unthinkable happened I was ready to you know, um and pull out. She didn't let me She literally held me in with her legs And at this point it was too late to stop myself. So it happened After I did that, she let me out the time I didn't notice that anything was wrong with the protection I didn't even realize that there wasn't any of my you know in it But my ex girlfriend called me up a few months later to tell me that she was pregnant Uh with my kid and I was freaking out I was confused at how that could even be possible And that's when she told me that she cut a hole in the protection to baby trap me So I wouldn't be able to leave her. I told you she was bad Crazy after figuring out that she was gonna have my kid. I couldn't bring myself to leave Not a bad person. If it was mine, I'd want to be in its life But here's where it gets even crazier I met up with the girl for one of her doctor appointments about the baby I ran a test and this is where I found out that the baby actually wasn't mine So either while we were dating or the few weeks that we were broken up She had slept with someone else and got pregnant by someone else And I didn't love the girl anymore anyways. So I figured I dodged the bullet I left and we never talked again