 I'm Darren Marlar and this is a Weird Darkness Bonus Bite. From newser.com, cops raise to mass murder? Find Yoga Class instead by John Johnson. The horrified dog walkers meant well, but when they called police to report what appeared to be a ritual mass murder, the responding officers found only a yoga class in session. It seems the two dog walkers peered inside the windows of the Seascape Cafe in Lincolnshire, England on Wednesday night and saw bodies on the ground and their apparent murderer walking among them. They were not, however, murder victims. They were yoga students lying down with their eyes closed. It's very dark in there, explains 22-year-old yoga instructor Millie Laws. I just had candles and little tea lights lit the whole room and I was just walking around playing my drum. Soon after, no fewer than five police cars showed up for what EuroNews calls a false alarm for the ages. In a social media post, the cafe thanked police for the quick response but assured the public that we are not part of any mad cult or crazy clubs. Instructor Laws can understand the mistake. I guess from the outside view it could look like that because they're all really still, very nice and relaxed. I'm sure their imagination was running wild with what was going on. Find the link to the original story in the show notes and find more strange, funny or disturbing news in the Weird News & Blog at WeirdDarkness.com. I do hear, though, that if you don't stretch first, yoga can be murder. Hi, I'm Frank Zupkova Znitsevsky, owner of Belly's Fitness For Men, the all-man fitness club. At Belly's Fitness For Men, we don't make you get in touch with your feminine side by francing around doing aerobics, no. And all the barbells in our weight-training area are labeled 10 to 20 pounds heavier than they actually are. That way, even your manly pride gets built up. Belly's Fitness For Men, where we put the bar, we barbells with happy hour of pretty much every hour in our man-only sports bar and with free deep-fried cheese curds. Join Belly's Fitness For Men today and get our manly shape-up for swimming classes. You won't learn how to swim, but you'll learn how to sock in your gut at the lake when the ladies go past. So remember, if you're looking for a place where testosterone is still the king, it's Belly's Fitness For Men, where we put the gym in gymnasium. You make your wife wonder where you've been when you joined Belly's Fitness For Men.