 So, I believe it's going to be here. I believe we have one more year option on our contract. And speak of the devil, here he comes now, Mr. Dark Tangent. Who, by the way, for the first time in 10 to half cons was thrown in the pool this year, so. And without further ado, Mr. Dark Tangent. Hey, there's a slight screw up. It's supposed to be after the four o'clock talk, not before. But that's okay, we're going to do the word ceremony now. No, no, after the four o'clock speaker. Wasn't there supposed to be a speaker right now? No. Oh, right, the big class of fuckup. So, do we have the Caesar challenge people available? These get them together? Okay. And then we have, we were trying to find the people that did the social engineering video from last year. I don't know if you guys remember that. Yeah, so they couldn't come up with anything in time for this year. But what we do have is we have some more contests. And you might have noticed some people wearing black badges. Those are our VIP badges. They're for people of one contest. So some people already have gotten their badges by accident. The rest of them will be given them here. So I want to start it off and first thank everybody for making the whole convention possible. So give yourselves a round of applause because this is the best year we've had in 10 years. So I was seriously considering not doing another one of these if 10 was a lot like nine. But 10 is like, this is awesome. This is where we hope to be in three years. We got there all in one year. So as you notice, I had time to jump in the pool. I saw a lot more people than I've ever seen at any of my past conventions. So with that said, we're going to do an 11. So I hope to see you here again next year. So I think Caesar is thinking of taking his contest and having a smaller version of other hacking shows. So you might have to pre-qualify to get on CTF by winning at other conventions. And then sort of the world champion showdown will be here. That sounds pretty cool. Okay, with that much ado, who's going to be the first people to be announced? Let's have the scavenger hunt winners here. What are you guys at? Who's going to introduce and explain the contest and give away the prizes? That would be you. Okay. So I want to hand it over. How's it going? For those of you who don't know me, I'm Grifter. I organized the scavenger hunt this year with the help of the Hector Crew and 2600 Salt Lake City. We had a really, really good hunt this year. Usually Flipper Smack runs it, but Pinguino couldn't make it this year, so she turned the reins over to me. We had, I believe it was double, if not more items on the list, plus tier two and tier three items. Prizes came from every vendor out there. We got unbelievable support. We had a pile that just kept on growing even up until today. Yeah, we had some airline vests floating around also. Good for the pool. We had good teams playing. Two teams were really, really duking it out. Agape and Exodus. And in the end, the winning team was Exodus, so without further ado. You got to explain some of the items that got there were extra cool. Extra cool items. Uncle Ira gave us an unbelievable amount of hardware. All kinds of t-shirts. Every t-shirt you could possibly think of. I heard they got the women wrapped in saran wrap. Yeah, women wrapped in saran wrap. We had several teams get that. We had things like eating 20 packets of sweet and low, which, yes, octopussy. We had different people do that. I didn't realize how bad that was going to be. And then when she was doing it, I said, give me one of those, and I poured it in my mouth, and we instantly doubled the points right there on the spot. Let's see, what else did we have? A cow's head, which people got really creative on. Candle shaped like a penis. Thank you guys. It's just out there. What's that? Yes, I believe two people streak through the talks. Walking around the vendor area. Do three laps around the vendor area in your underwear. Bring a tech TV personality up, so they were constantly being badgered throughout the entire con. Thank you, tech TV, if any of you are still here. What's that? That's right, arm wrestling priest. The priest was on there. It was arm wrestle priest. Every year, people try to arm wrestle priest, and we actually had four times the point if you win, but nobody won, so. By the way, I want to see a photo of me in Tokyo from last year. I was one of the major credit card companies from the U.S. and security audit. I was arm wrestling with the president of the subsidy in Japan and the COO of that company at the same time. It was the most exclusive steakhouse in Roppongi. I did win, because my politics is a matter of honor. Amen. It's a very funny photo. It's at EXO.com. It's nice to be free. I'll see a picture of my dog. My life pictures. My dog's actually bringing me a CD of the inside of my leg, so you can see me coming by like. Well, I think that wraps it up. If anybody can think. Some of the teams, let's see. Just No Name came in third. Second place. What's that? Stupid team name. Stupid team name came in third. Second place was Agape, and then first place was Exodus. Other than that, a lot of the teams that we had playing would come up with maybe three items and then look at the score. We had stats being updated constantly and then today when it was down to the wire, we projected them onto the wall behind the scavenger hunt table so that all the teams could just run back and forth, like chickens with their heads cut off, trying to get that last 100 points which trying to find a live chicken or an EFF receipt, a PayPal EFF receipt for $100, which we actually did get. So that was good. We did a little good in taking homeless people to lunch and whatnot. Did you get the DEF CON tattoo? Yes. Actually, there are several people wandering around with DEF CON tattoos. One of them is right there. Stand up. Stand up, let's see it. That's it. DEF CON for life. Anything else? All right, team Exodus, come on up. Give them a round of applause. They really worked hard all weekend long. Anyone that come up, have them introduce each other? All right, introduce yourself. Almas isn't shy. Busted. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Syviac. I actually managed to put this together through minutes of planning. Days of planning, minutes of sobriety. You say tomato. We had a great time. Seriously, we really like to thank Grifter. It was a hell of a run this year. Agape did give us a run for our money and we just had a great time. I think this has been one of the best cons yet. I'd like to introduce my team. Almas. Virus. And Uncle Pussy. As we appreciate it, thanks a lot. We'll see you next year. Thank you, sir. Grifter, if I get a picture with DT, can I get... Yeah, we get a picture with DT now. Can we get it for next year? All right, next year with points. Thank you. We bring a black badge. Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist. Yeah. Next up, I think a new contest this year, the War Driving Contest, as judged by Peter Shipley. I think Chris is going to be giving the results. We had quite a number of teams turn out. Way more than we thought. We thought maybe 10, 20 people would play. I think we had over 100. 86 actually played. I want to hand it over to Chris. He's going to explain the contest, some of you may not be familiar with it, and then he's going to give away the results, and we'll hand out the badges, and you'll meet the team. If some of you have driven around the parking lot, you see some cars with some absolutely ridiculous things strapped to the back of them. I think one guy's got like a radio tower in the bed of his truck. It was so funny. It's an FM radio antenna for the California car caravan when they drove out. Somebody thought it was like a War Driving antenna, and he left this awesome note under the windshield. The antenna is like 8 foot 9 or 10 feet. It said, if that is for War Driving, you're my fucking hero. Thanks a lot. If I could actually get a little bit of help from you guys for a second, I'm going to talk about the number of APs that were found out there. So if I can get everybody in the room to just stand up. Everybody stand. You can stay seated. What I'm going to do is I'm going to start counting up from 100. When you think that is the total number of APs that were found in Las Vegas in two hours, I want you to sit down. Start off with 100. If you think there were 100 APs in Vegas, sit down. 200. 300. 400. 500. 600. 700. 800. 900. 1G. 1100. 1200. 1300. 1400. 1500. 1500. 1600. There were actually 1800 and four unique APs. I do not have the actual stats on how many of those are wide open yet. I'm going to post them on the webpage tonight or tomorrow. I do want to start off with there were 21 teams that actually competed. Of those, we had very few problems. Pete spent the last day and a half essentially with no sleep going through and cleaning up the data because a lot of the conversion scripts that people wrote didn't work right. If you wrote a conversion script, you should really thank Pete because he's the one who went through and cleaned the data up to make sure that it was actually counted for you. He would have been here but he is dead tired and actually went and laid down to go to sleep finally. I want to start off though with the one team that there was absolutely nothing we could do for. They actually get a prize. They were let's see FW Monkeys, if they could come up here. Either the FW Monkeys cheated or they wrote a very, very, very bad script because apparently they did their war drive while everyone else was in Vegas about 12,000 miles from here. When you see the map gen for their data, it is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. You guys prize is the official DOC titanium letter opener. Enjoy. Next I want to talk about the team that came in fifth. They will be receiving Jesus.net t-shirt, DOC underwear and practical UNIX t-shirt, courtesy of DOC. Thank you guys very much. That was the fifth place team and that is Ciara. They had 650 points. They found 196 APs 56 unique APs. Are they here? Come on up. Jesus.net t-shirt, courtesy of Jesus.net. DOC underwear, courtesy of DOC. You will look very good in that by the way. And the practical UNIX and UNIX security t-shirt from DOC. Thanks a lot. Fourth place team had 204 APs found, 86 of which were unique and 102 open APs. They had a score of 838 and that was gray hat. If they are here, they can come on up. They will receive a prison wireless card, a DOC glass and two second century shirts. They are not here. I get their prizes. Which team were they? Okay. They were training investigators. Chris just said that the Fed team were trained investigators and did not make the finals. I actually know our third place team is not here. They hooked them up with their prizes before because they had a flight out this evening. But just real quick, Thyslexic ducks were their third place team. They had a total score of 1185, 338 APs, 137 of those unique and 81 open. Second place team gets a laptop. It's one of those really big laptops like I was selling. Yes, exactly. That team had 342 APs, 215 of them unique, 122 open, total score 1671 and that was Mintat and Hratch. Are they here? Are they here? Very good. All your laptop will belong to us. Finally, our grand prize winner, they're going to get the four black badges. They're also going to get four T-shirts courtesy of BSDatwork.com. They had 500, I'm sorry, yeah, 550 APs, 231 of which were unique, 94 open with a score of 1,893. The team was wireless con. If you are here, collect your prizes. They are not here. They are here. Thank you. Thank you. That's you guys. Woo! There you are. There's only two of you? Yeah, we're done with the other two. Oh. Just the badges? Cool. eBay! Hold one of the T-shirts up and show everybody what they look like. They're pretty cool from BSDatwork. I'd like to thank everybody that participated in the war drive this year. We essentially put the contest together in about six weeks. I know there was some disorganization because of that. We're actually, Pete and I have already started planning it for next year. So next year is going to run much smoother and we plan to have at least twice as many people participating. Thank you very much. The next set of awards is for the smallest competition at DEF CON. I didn't even know what happened. It was the third year of coffee wars. Last year coffee wars was kind of big. This year there were only two contestants. That could be because I went to the website and it only said coffee wars two, not three, so I don't think anybody knew of it. But I have a prepared statement from the coffee wars organizers and then a prize for the winners. Okay, so coffee wars this year was a small event with virtually no planning, flawed implementation and only two entrants. That's the stage. We had some great coffee though and nice people came up to help us drink, judge and appreciate it. I'd like to say a special thanks to the to Eichon Shiru I butchered that for help with the cups and for Marine for the general willingness to assist especially with cleanup. In the interests of Goodwill and because both entrants were very tasty we'd like to declare a tie between Mark Rinoff with the Kenya AA blend and Fufis with the Acora de Oro blend. Thanks and see you all next year and if those two people are here are they here? Are Fufis or Mark here? Fufis or Mark? No? Okay then we have two coffee makers. Oh it's Fufis here, you get a coffee maker. And I guess the other one will be given away but the other one is not here. Okay, shut up. Oh you don't want to carry them home that's fair enough, okay. So this is the this is a trick question which I've been saying for years now. Oh you can come and get your badges, get your badges. Yeah. Come on up. You have to tell us just a little bit about your roast that tied you. Well the the Acora de Oro is from a local artisan roaster in Madison, Wisconsin. It's Arabica beans and it's what's called a city roast which is dark roasted. The Kenya AA was picked up at Trader Joe's if you're familiar with that chain. Nothing special but I'm glad it tied. Okay so whoever can answer this trick question that I've been asking for five years in the movie Tron what is the password for the MCP? There's no password. No. Who said that? You just got two coffee makers. The correct answer was Reindeer Flotilla. Very good. One real quick thing that I forgot to mention on the war drive I really wanted to thank Black Wave and Freckles for all their help on the war drive. They did a great job helping us organize it. They're sitting right up front if you guys can stand up. Thank you very much for all of your help. Okay next up we're building toward the capture the flag winning team as you may know but we're going to keep that in reserve to keep you all in the room. So next up I think do we have the Hacker Jeopardy winners here? Did they make it in here? Where are you? Hacker Jeopardy winners? That would be Detroit Crew. The Detroit Crew The Detroit. There are only two of you guys? The other ones at a strip club. Okay. So I want you guys to get up here introduce yourselves and tell us your winning beer management strategy. As usual it comes down to who can drink the least. We gave extra points for a number of bottles. Oh extra points? You're going to have to do the talking my words about that. Yeah Edmund X's voices died screaming on the first half the competition. Basically there's no beer management. We just drank as much as we could. And that was our secret. 2337 Because 2337 is just lead. That's what it all is. And we will be back next year to defend our title. Detroit will represent again next year in ghetto style. Oh wait. I forgot to mention to continue our tradition of Hacker Jeopardy since it's one of our core events we have limited edition $300 leather jackets to give out to each winner. Complete. Very nice. So if you can find your size you guys get one. Since your friend's not here too bad. Yeah. You can find out his size and email me but you just can't carry it off. Fair enough. I think we have programmer size and I'm getting a call. Hello? Hey. I'm in the middle of something right now. Yeah no problem. Okay. Did they fit? Right on. Oh you found one of the rare brown ones. Was that the brown bomber? We only made like six of those. Extra rare. Yeah. Very cool. Right on. Okay let's have a round of applause. Yeah. Okay so now is the time we've all been waiting for. It is time for the ghetto hackers to introduce and tell us about the world's best CTF event we've ever had. Like over the last year turn this capture the flag into just a flagship contest that is just incredible. So let's hear a great round of applause for Cesar and the ghetto hackers. We'd bring the ghetto hacker crew up here but that would take an hour or so. Thanks everybody for making this a great year. A great con all the way around really. I mean this has blown me away how fantastic of a time we've had this year. I'd go off through all the credits but every ghetto hacker came in and took some part of this over the last year. We really worked our butts off and as is obligatory we fucked some things up. We'll do it better next year and we'll say this again next year when we say we fucked things up and we'll do it better next year. But without much further ado yeah well we'll actually tell people how the game is going to be played before they play it next year. Let me for anybody who wasn't really close to that let me give you guys a rundown of what happened. We basically told teams they were going to come here defend something they didn't know about and attack the same thing in a group of eight people sort of a free-thrall quake death match style. It went really really well for as weird of a contest as it was so I think we're going to try to present it again next year if people want to come play. Is that okay you guys? Back there game buyers. So the scoreboard that you were all seeing the positions on the board were actually not necessarily an indicator of how well the team was going to rate on the finals it was how well they've been doing recently sort of what have you done for me lately so a couple of teams did really really well early in the contest and then fell downward and actually got some maybe some demoralizing feelings and we'll fix that scoreboard but so I'm going to go through from bottom to top how the scores went and how maybe I saw how the teams got to where they got so with minus 24 points purple team took five polling cycles this means that for five different five minute periods they actually had a functioning machine over the 28 hours or so of the contest. Hey don't laugh so much we were expecting scores somewhere for what was worth up in the one to 200 range and nobody quite got there so teams love a lot of room for improvement next year and definitely our system has room for improvement as well. Blue team radically higher minus 22 points and they had 30 captures or 30 polling cycle wins so that's 150 minutes or so of owning one machine and it was probably their machine. The reason that they're negative however makes this real clear the purple team took 29 points in penalties for using too much network bandwidth Blue team took 52 points in penalties for using too much bandwidth. They were actually a highly competitive team but they used so much bandwidth that we had to take all their points away and send them into the doldrums. Red, six positive points they got up above the low water mark and they had 17 points they took 10 points in penalties Yellow team this is the chaos computer club or some variant thereof 22 positive points. 43 captures which turns out is quite competitive but they took 20 points in penalties they at one point on Friday evening this is where the stories are getting a little more interesting at one point on Friday evening they were so far ahead all seven teams competing against them were negative on the scoreboard and there was just flashing brilliant green an amazing lead that they had and bled it all away when they tried to over secure their machine and make it impossible to get back into it Green team came in next 46 points, five points in penalties nice job Green team for not wasting a lot of bandwidth as our newscaster says good job not fucking up the network that's our Midori Green team nice job guys so their total score was 40 points to the positive I'm going to in a little bit put up a graphic of the actual final score rankings but brown team 48 points total after 90 points made these guys had the most captures following cycles one they did a really great job and we got penalized 42 points for using just entirely too much bandwidth the reason let me explain that real quick because that deserves some note that brown team out captured everyone else and didn't win the contest because we made it real clear to them right up front that we were way more interested in stealth attacks than in constant scans and so forth Shmugroup goes to a lot of trouble to make logs available Shmugroup to Poblos Shmugroup.com if you go to Shmugroup.com you can get the entire network traffic probably a week or two from now maybe later today let me give this over to Poblos real quick we'll get back to the scoring one thing that was really cool about the way Caesar structured the contest is that first of all the DOS attacks were shut out and he were penalized for using more bandwidth than the other teams so it was 9 gigs last year so it's a big difference we have to spend some time distilling the data should be up online over the next week or two we're going to try to send it out via BitTorrent so get that working on your on your box and then when it gets slashed out go get the data thanks Poblos these guys have been providing logging services and analysis of the contest for a while and they bring in all their own equipment work it really hard so they're sort of one of the unsung heroes so thanks guys ok so for the two big teams who fought it out to the very end we need to make sure that everybody knows exactly what it was they were fighting for so why don't you bring that belt on up here for the first time we're giving one heavyweight belt out for the winner of defending and attacking and surviving relatively real world environment this is a real heavyweight championship and I figure next year there's going to be some teeth knocked out maybe some ear biting this is will make the belts going to grow up a little bit of course maybe we'll get some qualifiers from other places but two teams are competing for this belt for leather jackets black badges free t-shirts from Jinx so whichever one of you two teams wants me to stop talking about this Jinx will be giving you guys some free t-shirts and I can stall a little bit longer big deal is the ultimate bragging rights you all get to walk away and do what we've been doing and drink yourselves to death for the next three years and try to defend it in second place with 51 points to the positive on 55 captures and only 3.8 points penalized by far the least traffic used on the network the white team this leaves the orange team this leaves the orange team with 64 captures 9 points in penalties reasonable behavior with 54 total points in the end as the heavyweight championship capture the flag finalists come on down boys oh yeah this is beautiful yep I think we know who's taking the belt actually I've got one more thing to say while they're coming up about these guys one thing that we're not counting on is that we gave them the 10 point penalty for having a red hat no we really didn't we really wanted to but since they won we couldn't take that away from them they're going to introduce themselves they're going to talk about their winning strategy how it was that they came to get this way and hopefully they'll give us a clue about how much they drank during the contest so that we don't have to bring blood alcohol meters next time and make them drink oh we drank actually we didn't drink very much that's what happened alright well we are digital revelation we kind of returning from last year where we merged with ghetto and won last year basically I don't know the strategy we had really good skills on both sides we had a lot of good defenders and a lot of good offenders they're pretty offensive basically we got a couple hours sleep last night finally but we were getting a little bit bad there um wait that was our winning strategy don't sleep not at all especially if you're going to make a box that's solid rockstar rockstar yeah they're big okay my name is visigoth I think one of the things that was a leading strategy with a whole night all night long on Friday night developing a hardened system and developing red hat box completely it was zeon and visigoth it was these two guys basically it was all jailed and stuff introduce introduce everybody okay well we've got temtel first oh oh and shadow shadows sorry thanks to shadow mostly for the alcohol we've got handles is it tagger and packet chunky and oh doctor fed and freak and jason yeah and visigoth and zeon okay congratulate these guys I'm sorry we also had a couple of special thanks thanks to the red team first of all and the folks on the air force for that on their team not to mention all the military folks that we had running recon and stuff the first day and just basic like you know enforcement to prevent from shoulder surgery yeah tricks like knocking discs off of other people's table and having a tape picking them up let's see let's oh anybody who like stopped by and brought us food and drinks and water and stuff like that was very cool and oh and a special thanks to one other vital member of our hacker joe had to leave on a flight because his wife was here here yeah and also also also a special thanks to his company for expensing all the pizza yeah definitely oh wait maybe we shouldn't yeah you're mine I think that's cool I think that's it but thanks I had a miscalculation I only have two leather jackets here so the remaining members they'll just give me their sizes and we'll produce the jackets and send them to you so whoever can fit in these jackets can take them now and then who's the member the leader you you will be responsible for getting me the names of the other guys right on okay let's give them a round of applause okay so congratulations once again to zeon and the digital revelation team we hope to see these guys obviously they're pre-qualified for next year's contest ghettohackers.org slash ctf is where the site is where the rule page is it's where we're gonna post the logs unfortunately I didn't copy all the logs off of the scoreboard on my laptop so I'm not gonna be showing all y'all the picture of the final board I'll screenshot that and we should have some nice graphics up on there in the next I don't know couple of months after we wake up again I want to give a couple of particular things for the media production I don't know if anybody was watching but there were some fun movies and some fan-tastic news clips they did a fantastic job I'm looking and I'm seeing the hentai boy I'm seeing the anime chicken training and I'm seeing the weird chick and brazen in particular because your faces are gonna be recognized by those people come on forward for a minute and take your props for being the newscaster du jour yeah for what it's worth for every team there were six rated positions having more than 75 points on the board the big the big board having 60 to 75 50 to 60 down to 40 down to 25 and less than that there were three movies for every one of those positions and there were eight teams so there were 120 and then plus some change for the several other things brazen did all the work of being there and being made up and shooting those things over and over and over again so that y'all could like pretend for a minute that you're in watching Blade Runner news update so thank you brazen thank you very very much also give it up for ghetto for the competition this year it was excellent so one of the fun side things we did was we had a business software alliance audit of the contest where we got to have some people throw on some white shirts and run around and enforce that the teams were using legally licensed software because once in a while people think that training hackers to be better hackers is a bad thing and so yeah it's up to you it's up to me it's up to every person that we know to make sure that the word gets out that it's okay to be a good guy and be a really nasty motherfucker these are legal licenses for the product VMware I think one or two people who might have seen a legal license for this before but these are being given to the digital revelation team as well if you all have stuff to give them heat prizes on these guys hard fought well-earned congratulations are there any contests or teams that I'm overlooking that no I'm not okay that's all we that's all we have for prizes and awards this year so we have yeah don't forget the jackets you guys also have first crack if you want to get the zyplex or any other stuff up here that's for giveaway and if you don't we're just going to let the audience take whatever we have left usually we have so many giveaways but we've been pretty good about giving them out so once again I just want to thank you all for coming next year you can expect us to fix the scheduling problems and continue with it I think we've been all reinvigorated by the success of this show and it's sort of like before you go I have four theories on why the show went so well and I'll start with my favorite which is they've put something in our water yeah so I'm pretty sure that has something to do with it makes us mellow and smarter so I'd like to get a stash of that stuff before I leave the second is that the price increase actually did something going from 50 to 75 that's pretty hard to figure out if that had an impact so by show of hands how many people think that increasing the cost it actually lowered the lameness factor I think it had an impact I'm starting to come to that that might be my new number one theory the number three theory was that with H2K2KK2 going on in the east coast that maybe just a lot of people went there instead of coming here and we were happy about that yeah actually our show this year was only about a hundred people less attendees than last year but it certainly felt like thousands less so I think that was fantastic and my number four theory which of course they think is the number one theory we had eight shamans go on the roof and perform a drumming ritual on Thursday night to keep out the evil spirits so so yeah yeah they are over there so I think they managed to fix the karma of the show but in the process they whacked out the air conditioners so with that said I'd like to formally well I have one more announcement really nice guy is looking for a ride to San Diego preferably sometime Monday please get in touch with me if you can if you have a seat in your car please call me at international country code four six seven zero five seven eight three eight eight oh five we're going to leave it right over here so if anybody can help out really nice guy that would be fantastic so with that said I'd like to thank the speakers I'd like to thank the attendees and the sponsors and the vendors and see you guys all next year thank you very much