 I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout, when I get a theme done, hear me shout, get the stink me over and pour me out for you in it. What? Hi, welcome back to OSR. He's Corbin. And that's all you need to know. I threw him off. Balls on it. It's so cute. Oh, dude. What do we do? We're going to react to 7 Corbin Miles. I know we are. I can feel it in my gizzard. Ooh, you have one of those. You know, what is the gizzard? What isn't the gizzard? Yes, that's the deeper metaphysical question. What isn't the gizzard? I'm going to write a poem called What Isn't the Gizzard. It's going to be good. Today we're reacting to a trailer from Just Rain. That's his name. He's actually a gizzard. His name is What Isn't. What isn't the gizzard? What isn't in the gizzard? What isn't in the gizzard? What isn't in the gizzard? We are watching a video from Just Rain, who we've seen a bunch of times. Yes, he's hilarious. But he has a video called How to Pack for India. Oh, this is very important for us. Yes, we are about to make it. I'm sure this is going to be very informative and not sarcastic at all. And show me how I didn't pack properly. Although I packed super, super, super light. If you aren't familiar with Just Rain, go subscribe to him. He's hilarious. Funny, funny guy. He's very sarcastic. So I'm sure this video is just going to be full of sarcasm. And I love it. He'll be rude. He'll be offensive. Yeah, it's going to be great. I'm happy. Here we go. It's way too cold. I need to get out of this barbaric wasteland. I need to go somewhere hot. He lives in Canada. Somewhere way hotter. And no, I'm not talking about the hell. Although it's very similar. India. That's right. I'm going to India. That's why I have my suitcase open and ready to go. And I haven't been in almost 10 years. Last time I went was when I was 2005. Which is when I also took this picture. Put it on and asked you guys what I need to do in order to pack for India. And I got a lot of amazing and helpful responses. So I thought why not return the favor and create a video tutorial on how to pack for India. First things first. You'll need a suitcase. That is the most important article of clothing that you'll need for this trip. Second thing and most important of all is gifts. Now since you have 100 billion fucking cousins it's very important to be quiet to bring presents for every single one of them. Plastic toys from the dollar store. Clothes off the clearance rack at Walmart. Bonus points for the circle of life. What does the circle of life mean? Well, the circle of life is very simple. Finding stuff or cheap toys that were made in India and bringing them right back to India. And now let's move forward to gifts for the family. Plastic candles and cheap knick-knacks from the dollar store. Handy pans from Zellers. And cotton pans because, you know, they definitely don't have cooking utensils in India. An outlet adapter. See, India has different outlets that barely work. It just looks like a skull. Yeah, you're going to need it. Or a devil. Yeah, because... You know that. Toilet paper. Can you believe in India they use water to clean their butts? I mean, what kinds of backwards archaic country are they living in? For an example, let's say you got some new tools where you get all over your skin. Like that. What are you going to do? Clean it off with toilet paper? Or wash it off with water? Wash it with water. Toilet paper. Paper. Write that right off there. Anti-diarrhea pills. Because you are definitely 100% absolutely going to get the rounds. And that's enough poop imagery for one video. So here's a random collection of beautiful footage that will definitely distract you from the time they're done. Soap and toothpaste. You know, things that aren't really attainable in India. Cereal, because... Who knows what the f**k they eat for breakfast? Dr. Bismol. Avoiding death. Chocolate. Because you don't know what you're stepping in and you definitely don't want to know either. Tended to hold backup dancers. You never know when you will find true love. Mosquito repellent. Now, India has tens billions of mosquitoes. So what I suggest is bathing yourself in the water. Yeah, I get mosquitoes love me. But I also was prepared on the side. This art has a level... 10,000. Oh, wow. Oh my word. Again. Who knows what the f**k they eat there? Bugs. Can't forget those. Like, could you imagine if I did? Where would I get some more? India? Be good with Osman and want him to reenact your love. Some of your own clothes. Maybe like a shirt and pants, because, and all honestly, that's all you probably have room for anyway. Once you're done all the time to zip it up, rubbing plastic wrap, duct tape, rope it, duct tape it again, wrap it up in your plastic wrap, add all sorts of colorful shit, just so you know that it's yours. And now we get to the weighing process. We'll have to start all over again. Thank you so much. I do too. If you don't get what he's saying is sarcasm, please understand. You're an idiot. Just... Yeah, it's sarcasm. He's clearly a sarcasm level, is level a million in this video. Did you use water when you? Or did you...? No, no. Nope. I know they have that tool that we learned with the water, they have watered next to the toilet. There's toilet paper everywhere that I went. So to say there isn't any toilet paper isn't true. Every place that I was at, it's scaring me. But it did have the hose too. And there's only one way. The hose? Well, it's called a geyser, and it's also pronounced as a geyser. In fact, that's what the Androni called it, the geyser, but it's spelled G-E-Y-S-E-R, which we know as geyser. And what it is, is it's basically a metal hose with a little handle, like if you were spraying water out in the backyard from a garden hose, like you squeeze it like this and the water comes out, it's right next to the toilet. It does the exact same thing that a bidet does, but it's the hose. Now the only reason I didn't use it was because I was avoiding getting water in my body, and I knew that I would probably use it wrong and give myself an enema. And shoot that thing. I don't know if it was coming out in a nice trickle. How? It was coming out. How are you shooting it? Let me get straight up. Straight up, let the beanie hold, my friend. Let me get the... I wasn't standing on the chair like that. Got it. But I put it under there, and right before I did it, I thought, you know what, do I really want to jettison that much of this tap water up into my colon because I've been doing really good on the stomach stuff. And so a little secret is that my common go-to, because toilet paper in and of itself is not enough, my friends. If you think it is, read the signs of the public pools in the United States of America, and there's giant warnings about the fecal matter that's in the pools. That's why I don't swim in public pools in the United States of America, because people wipe their butt with toilet paper, and all that does oftentimes is smear it around. Wet wipes, my friend. Wet wipes. This video has gone in a weird direction. Yes, it has. But what should I pack for ending? You definitely want to wear flip flops instead of shoes. No. You're going to wear regular shoes? Yes. What are you going to do if they get wet? Why would they get wet? Because there's various sundry things that could cause them to get wet. Water in the streets, it could rain. Well, I, the shoes have a decent amount of stuff on the outside. Wet wipes. Should I get rain boots? No. You don't need rain boots? I'm going to come out and rain boots. I think you should wear beloshes. I don't like flip flops very much. Sandals? No, I don't like them. I've never had them. What do you wear when you go to the beach? I wear them, but I don't like them. Oh. Everybody wears them in Calcutta. I mean, it's like the primary footwear are sandals or flip flops. Yeah. They're the easiest to put on. They're the feet are gross. Not all feet. No. That's my wife. Babe, are all feet gross? Yep. See? It's like Alexis. It's like Alexis. Not all feet are gross. Leland has adorable feet. Well, because he hasn't used them yet. I knew it was so cute. Anyways, I'll probably bring them, but I doubt I will wear them. It's just... That's fine. Yeah, I would rather my feet. Toothbrush. But see, all of those things... Oh, really? I should bring a toothbrush? You can get it. You can get that there. Like, I pack really, really light. Like, I pack... I don't even need to check a bag. The only reason I had a bag coming back is because of all the gifts from the stupid babies. I needed a full suitcase to put it all in there. But going, I had my backpack and a little tiny little carry-on over the shoulder thing. Cash, probably. Well, you need to convert it into rupees. I know. Should I do that? Yeah, you need paper. Yeah, do it at the exchange thing at the international terminal. But yeah, you're going to cash for everything. Big cards are like... You can do it with 99% of the stuff. Do they have ATMs? Rupees. Not in Calcutta. Well, like, if I needed to get more money out if I didn't get enough out at the thing, where would I go? Bring enough money. You could go to a bank, but you're probably going to get charged a fee for it because it's not going to be a branch of your bank there. Chases are everywhere. Well, I don't think so. I'm just saying, where they were like two weeks, see how much money I'm going to have to get out? Well, you know ratio of a dollar to a rupee? How much? Last time the exchange rate was $59 rupees for every dollar. Well, I'm going to need to get out $59,000. Thanks. If you turned $59,000 into rupees, man, you're going to need a backpack to carry your cash. All in. I'm going to buy the cricket team. If you got $59,000 rupees, I think you'd have a hard time spending that in two weeks over there. I bet I could. How much is a car? Then I'll just give it to somebody. You get a car. And you get a car. No, no, just one. Oh, just one car. Just one car. Okay. Yeah, you heard it here first, guys. Corbin's giving you a car. Just show up. First one who shows up to the meet and greet, Corbin's giving you a car. Yeah, this might be true. Yeah.