 Hello everybody, welcome back to another Illumilani video. As you guys may have seen from the title, we are on part five of Alice. Somebody in my last comment section actually told me that the algorithm picked me up and that's kind of insane. I was gonna do an animal crossing video today, but I was like, shit, algorithm. If you wanna pick me up. So yeah, that's what I'm doing today, I'm playing Alice. The last level had me in a fucking tailspin, just the sheer length of it, holy shit. So we're gonna get through, I'm probably gonna play about 45 minutes to an hour of this and just see where we get and then after that we'll cut it off into another part. Because like I suspected, it was hell editing it in DaVinci. It actually wouldn't even load and I had to split it up into two different edits. So out further ado, let's get started. Also really quick before we get started, I had a really long day at work today. I kind of just did something for the first time and it was like super stressful. So I thought I would treat myself and I thought what better video add-on is there than a glass of wine, a little bit of alcohol. So essentially what this is here for is every single time I take a hit in a fight I'm gonna try and take a sip. We'll see if I can actually do that though because like some of the hits are like a little bit fast so I might just have to like put a like a counter in my head and then go from there. But anyways, let's get started. I also don't have any food in me so this should be exciting. God damn it guys. It fucking froze again. Oh. Yeah, no it fucking froze. There we go, okay. All right, I actually quite enjoy this level. It's got a little pattern tuning thing for me. I'm not terribly musical but you seem out of tune. It's not my fault, I can't fear my nerves, the fights are obstructed. I can see that. Why not do something about it? And in danger my vocal cords, who might do it for me? Everyone here has an excuse for doing nothing. Reminds me of the asylum. That's so... Like she's so right. That's just the basis of every video game. Nobody wants to do nothing. They send me to do their little tasks. And she's a real motherfucker for saying that. Okay, where do we go first? I'm gonna go this way. Oh great. I don't like the giant mass. Forboding. Okay, god damn it. Another one of these guys again. I was already tired of these guys in the last video. Now we just gotta fight them again. So what you see right here is me putting my microphone up so that I can change some sound issues that I was having. And then I just forgot to put my mic back down. So what you're gonna hear for the next minute is complete silence. Yeah, I really fucked up. Have fun. I just realized my mic was down this entire time, and I'd like to personally kill myself. I hope you guys heard anything from that. I'm leaving that in though. That's a lot of... I'm not... I'm not re-recording that. That's a lot of effort. God, that was... That was not fair. Okay, that's two drinks. Yeah, that was not fair. I was stuck in my camera. Okay, die. Oh, thank god. Okay, once again, two drinks. Jesus Christ, I am not on my A-game. I'm telling you guys, it's that post-work brain. Oh, beautiful. And also so out of tune. One, two. Oh, I love this part. I'm not even gonna lie. I think I'm drunk now. So let's see if I can actually do this. Yeah, I guess I'm ready. X, Y, B, A. Okay. Okay, this isn't bad. This isn't bad. Oh, I forgot you can't do it a little early. I'm not skipping this. I'm in it to win it. Okay. Okay, good. Good, good round. Good first round. No! Oh, don't make me do it again. Don't make me do it again. Is it gonna make me... Oh, it is. Okay, I just gotta keep going. Full focus. I gotta full focus this next one, so I don't start over. Okay. Okay, I got that one. Yes! Cool. I did my best. I doubt it. Yes! Okay, okay. Now I can go get the oysters. This one was quick. I didn't expect it to be that quick. And before anybody comes for my tolerance right now, I have not eaten at all, and so I think that's why it's coming so fast. Oh, a memory. Ah! That was so sad. Not the Oxford Family Vault. I guess she wasn't burned that badly then, which kind of makes sense, because like she's again made a remarkable recovery. Oysters are the presumptive stars of the show, if you can wake them. Yes, sir. I'm on it right after I get these teeth. Let's see. I think we can upgrade something right now. Let's do that. Yes, we can. Okay, do I go all out with the Peppergrinder or do I get another on the Vorpal Blade? You know what? I think I'm gonna have to go Vorpal Blade. That Peppergrinder's been doing me a lot of good, but it's almost there. It's almost at that final level, so I think I'm gonna go ahead and do the Vorpal Blade. That's gonna be fastest. Fuck, boy. Nice. Okay, cool. Aw, aw, aw, no. I didn't take so much drinks. Oh, that barely missed me. Oh, holy shit. Oh, God. I hate fighting two of these at a time. Why do you bow that projectiles? I hate you. God. Ah, oh, God. No. Ah, that's one. That's two. Am I gonna get two in every fight? It's two where I start being careful. I know why you can shoot. Oh, that's three now. Oh, that's four now. Oh, no. Ah, five. I hate this fight. I hate this fight. This fight's gonna get me drunk. Oh, there's another one. Of course there's another. Oh, God. Oh, six. Oh, just for him to die. Oh, God. Shit, was I only six or seven? Okay, that one should be the last of it, though. I might as well just drink for like, oh, that was almost seven. Capped it off at six, baby. You just interrupted my dream for the show, I suppose. Okay, six drinks. One, two, three, four, five. Six, that is the worst way to drink wine. Oh, my God. At least I got my crackers on my desk. Little known secret. I need chasers for wine. I don't care what anybody tells you. Alcohol is not good. It's just not. You drink it for the feeling and that's like it. Also, that's kinda creepy. It actually doesn't go as deep as I thought it would, but the colors are kind of uncomfortable so like the environment itself is creepy, but see, we could go down longer and I think that'd be so much fucking scarier. All right, let's go. I remember this level of the... Ooh, didn't like that. I remember this level of the undersea kind of freaking me out the most. I hate the fucking deep, ugly, gross green. And by that I mean I love because it scares the shit out of me, but... Yeah, see, look at this. Oh, that's horrifying. That's horrifying, horrifying, horrifying. Oh, and that's even worse. Yeah, I don't even like swimming in lakes. I don't like swimming in shit that I can't see into and this is so green and I can't see into it. Ooh, I hear a pig snout. Let me get over here first. What was that noise? There it is. Okay, all right. All in every teeth are welcome in this house. I do like to upgrade my weapons. Oh, God, please make that. Oh, thank God. Oh, yay, another memory. Oh, okay, that's fucked up. I don't know if I should have gone this way, but I want those chests. That does not count for the drinks. God, I might have to get a new glass of wine soon. All right, time to prepare to take more drinks right here. Of course. Can't things ever just be easy? This is so many fights all at once. Okay, okay, not taking any hits so far. Oh, there's more. Okay, now it's just this guy. We're good, we're good. This is easy. One of this guy and a bunch of littles is easy. Okay, we made it with that one with no hits. That's actually really good. Well, it's a simpler fight, I think, than the three. She's so whimsical. I love that for her. Can I step on the bed? Can I bounce on it? No. This is the worst bed ever. Okay, I think this is the last clam. Okay, and the star is just gonna make me do a puzzle. I actually love this. Ooh, I gotta collect the puzzle pieces. Okay, well, at least I'm not fighting anything, which means I don't have to take drinks. Unless it's gonna make me fight random shit just to get those little pieces. That's gonna annoy me. A proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You two. Yeah, kind of is. Let's go here first. Okay, piece one. Give me a minute to find all your pieces. God damn. Okay, number two. Oh my god. Patience is a virtue, my lady. Okay, and hopefully I don't have to fight anything for this one. Yeah, because why not? Ah, fucking hell. Ah, one. Okay, we're at one and we're fighting this guy. I think that's good odds. Okay, okay, okay, okay. One hit. That's good. That's good. One hit. Disgusting. Okay. All right, number three. I pray this is it. Quick, before the show begins. Okay, yes, I think so. Give me my teeth. No, no. How dare you despond before I can get you. Oh, god damn it. Nope, that wasn't the last piece. Where is it? Aki. Oh, you god damn. Oh, my mortal enemy. Bomb timers. We're ignoring those teeth for now. We just gotta get that piece and go. Okay, easy, easy, easy. And that is it. Okay. Oh my god. She is beside herself with grief. Oh god. I don't know how to do this. Okay, I still have 20 moves. I don't think I'm gonna get it in that. Alrighty. I think I already fucked up actually reset. Damn it. Okay. Let's keep it going. Move this right here. This right here. This right here. This right here. I just gotta get that piece right there. Okay, okay, okay, okay. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. Yes. There was probably a faster way to do that, but if I'm not mistaken, I might be fighting the Colossal Bruin right now, which was a really bad decision to get drunk for because I have a genuine fear still for the Colossal Bruin. We're gonna do our best. Oh wait, I think I forgot to take one for that. You bitch. How did she figure that out is my question? I've never known that. Straculates the crowd. Shame you'll miss it. You need to deal with these sailors. It's your time. Time? Time? The time was come to talk ships and vegetables and royalty and weather pigs have wings and so on. Enough of that, Walrus. You start willing about there being too much sand on the beach. I'll have your blubber for breakfast. Shame on you, Carpenter. You made a promise. I had no choice. One can't always do as one would like. I'd have thought you'd know that by now. Wow, okay. Oh no, where it is. No, it's not. It's a drowned sailor. It's a drowned sailor. Okay, we're good. But those last two levels happened to quick so I might be able to get through this before the end of the video. Oh, he's not as easy as the other guy. Oh, I gotta just let him catch me. Okay, I thought he was gonna pull bombs. Ah, one. I hate how slow she gets when she's in aiming mode. Okay, do I have to shoot him? This is kind of dumb. Okay, okay, okay. See, thankfully easy mode slows down time for you to kind of get this shit down. Okay, that's good. So, one. I think it was one. That is the end of my wine. So if I take another hit, I'm gonna have to go get more wine. But first, pick snout. There he is. Aw, my dino. My lovely cat from the asylum. Okay, I did say I was gonna nerd out in the last video. So here's one nerd tip, piece of advice. So if you play the first game, you're in the asylum, right? And you have a cat that's like constantly tagging along with you. And they basically say like, oh, there's this cat that followed her from when we found her when she was burned. And you know, she was a... The cat was like hissing at everybody, making sure that like everybody was being nice to her or whatever. So that cat ended up getting more scrumptly as time went on. And so what I think it was, is that Dina had followed her because Dina loved her and Dina also showed her the way out. And Dina is a representation of the Cheshire Cat, which is why the Cheshire Cat is so bony. So it's the right way. Did I completely miss the way I was supposed to go? But yeah, Dina was so bony and that cat actually stayed with Alice the entire time. It'll note. And this is all something you can find in the doctor's notes, which is something really interesting that I would recommend you read. But it goes over everything and basically all of this was in the first game. But yeah, so the cat that saved Alice was a representation of the Cheshire Cat and that's why the Cheshire Cat's so bony because that cat stopped having people taking care of it since the family died and Alice went to an asylum. Which is really sad if you think about it, is it not? I gotta do this shit three times. This is not fun. God, really? Figure it out. I swear. Oh, it's just one of these guys. This guy's easy. This guy's easy, easy, peasy. Ah, one. I gotta go get another glass. Two. Damn it. You must release them. That's sad. Do they want to be at peace? They do not know their own minds. What's true of the living is often true of the dead. Okay, yeah. I hate that I have to do this. I mean, it's really just a little side quest. And these side quests are so fucking long. Like this is not imperative to the lore at all, and I'm upset about it. Oh wait, I gotta go get another glass of wine. I owe you guys two drinks. Okay, here's two. One. Two. All right, let's keep it going. God, I don't want to do this. Okay, so I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna finish this one, and then the other two are gonna get finished quickly in another video, and then maybe the intro to the Asian level as well in another video. Oh my God. Does it ever end? You're too easy. Why did it not take me off a dodge? Oh God. Oh, he's like a mix of the other one. Okay, so he does both. Ah, shit. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Wait, come back here. I'm a savior of assault. Yeah, so you have to fight all these motherfuckers. But the next one comes with snails, and I just fucking despise that level. And this guy goes so fucking slow. Like, please hurry up. I'm begging you. And if you're left in the dark, you die. Like, watch, let me just stand here and let me show you. This doesn't count for the hits, by the way. See, that fuck. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that more than once. But he's so slow, dude. And like, you have to time everything perfectly. Okay. Okay, that was fast. We could do another one. I'm giving myself up to 50 minutes of recording time. And right now we're at 45, so I think we could do another. Hey, don't call me that. I got a boyfriend, man. Okay, if this one's fast, too, if this one is fast, we'll do the last one. I hate these guys. Just open, just open, just open, just open, just open, just open, just open, just open. Are there more? I heard another one that didn't open at the same time. Oh, God. Dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge. Oh, God, I hate this. Okay, good thing they're easy to kill. Hit me, hit me, hit me. Or pull out your bombs or something. Shit. There we go. Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die. We haven't got a hit yet, though. That's good. That's really good. Thank God it rings me every single time somebody's gonna hit me. I think that makes everything a lot easier. How can a soul be so ignorant? I'm lost at prayer. This is just like trying to get a stray cat into your house. All right, come on. Let's go. I need my teeth. Don't move quickly. I need my teeth. Okay. I don't know why I ever worried about it moving quickly. It literally never does. Okay, yeah. Okay, we're gonna do the last one. I believe the last one is the one with the snails. So we're just gonna kind of truck through this and hope for the best. Also, I need to get these little collectibles. All right, let's get this shit. I'm a little drunk. Bring on the snails. Come on. I feel like they're here. I know they're coming. There they are. Testing my aim skills. Oh, God. Oh, God. Aim, you bitch. Oh, it didn't aim. I hate these motherfuckers. Die, die, die, die, die, die. This is the only time I can kill you. God, this aim. You make me want to kill myself. Okay, you know what? It might be better to just not even aim at this point. Got them. We got them. We got them. We got them. We could do this. We could do this. We could do this. No, one more. Okay. No, no, no, no. Okay. Oh, yes. The trick is to not even aim. Do not rely on its clunky aiming mechanics. Perfect. Okay. That's great. I don't have this much trouble. We're making good time. Oh, didn't like you. Please little seahorse. Can we please pick up the pace? I'm going to burn right now. I'm going to burn right now. I'm going to burn right now. I'm going to burn right now. You got to be fast. Oh, he's being fast. Oh, thank God. Oh, fuck. Where do I go? Can I make that? I feel like I can't make this. I don't think this was supposed to be done. I think I'm missing something. Oh, it was up here. Okay. That makes more sense. God, this fucking level sounds are so creepy. They're so just screaming. They're just screaming. Hopefully I turned off the audio volume enough for you guys to hear this crazy shit. Oh, God. No, we're struggling out here besties. Was there a thing there? Oh, you know what? I think it only comes up a certain times. Okay. This is going to drive me insane. I just don't understand that this game does the things that it does. Okay. Yeah. Okay. We could make that. I just wasn't fully prepared for that at all. We're ignoring that too. I don't care. Oh, Jesus. Okay. Am I going to have to fight the colossal ruin on this playthrough? It's been 50 minutes, but I'm almost there. There also might be a rancid room here, so let's see that first. And then the next video, I'll fight the feared and scary colossal ruin. That's how you drive engagement, right? It's over here. Something special and spectacular, I hope. Ah, it was hidden behind a grave. Okay. Now that I'm less scared of this game, I think I'm a little more perceptive, because I'm not afraid of what's lurking around every corner. You know what I mean? I feel like I can thoroughly enjoy this game, and it's collectibles. I hate. I hate. I hate. I hate that some jumps do not make it correctly. Why? Why did that one do that? I thought I was on the platform. Okay. Okay. Okay. This level is just hating. Why? This should not be this difficult. I also hate how quickly it fades out. Okay. Okay. Okay. We're going to wait patiently for this, because I'm not trying to go all the way back. I hate how fast you're moving. I despise how fast you're moving, actually. Your mother's a whore, and I hope you know this fact about yourself. Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know what? I'm taking a drink for that, just because I feel like I deserve one. Okay. Cheers. The worst part about this one is, ooh, I accidentally got that. Okay. Yeah. The worst part about it last time is that I actually did get it, but I panicked, and then I jumped in and I ruined it. This way, okay. We're out of here, guys. We did so good. I love me a slide level. Also, this is kind of creepy. This is actually really creepy. This is a lot of bones. Play the Tokyo Drift soundtrack while I do this. Why don't you editing me? No. We're not doing this right now. That is horrifying. We're not doing that right now. We're doing that next time. All right. So I hope you guys enjoyed this video. Let me know if you guys liked it. Let me know if you guys like this whole little consequences for getting hit type of stuff or whatever. I don't know. I don't know how to describe that. And let's hope the algorithm picks this up again. All right. I will see you guys for the next Alice Maddish Returns or whatever I post next video. See you guys.