A trip to the dark side of Fantasy Football.
Song: Crunkadile Dundee
Directed by: Ross Novie
Got me crazy, going out of my mind!
I keep losing but I'll try it one more time!
You show up on draft day
You know just what to do
This is your year
There's no way that you can lose!
You might be playing Dynasty
Or maybe PPR
Should you go value or consistency?
I tell you man it's hard!
I'm still in my bath robe on a Sunday night!
Girls don't get it cause their brains are small!
Sunday night comes
Your team is down by nine
But you still got a chance
Cause your QB goes on Monday night!
Monday night comes
Your team's up one and feeling fine
But oh snap!
Your QB throws a pick in garbage time!
Missing life's precious moments to pretend that I coach a team!
Checking stats on my laptop, I think I have OCD!
So you panic and you make some bad trades
As desperation turns to shame...
Ok, if I make some trades, hit the wire
All I gotta do is win 8 straight games
And I can still be the wild card...
I gotta hit the wire...
Wake up the super sleepers...
My Running Back is splitting carries?
When did my Receiver go on IR?
How'd I end up with three Tight Ends?
My Kicker missed a twenty yarder?
And what will you do when the byes come for you?
This is such a waste of time!
Wait, I won? I love this game!
I yell at the TV as if the players hear me!
Got a hand gun, watch the games with it next to me!
Does Aaron Rodgers understand that my life is in his hands?
Started out as a hobby, Now it's ruined my life!