 It's time to get focused back in the trap. Yeah, it's time to get serious. It's time to manipulate the matrix one more time You know what? It's time to speak to the people who haven't been spoken to It's time to reach the masses It's time to deliver a message that they have not heard It's time to display brilliance and magnificence and elevate the mind state of the people who just so happen to just so happen To eradicate some of the misunderstandings some of the misinterpretations You know what I'm saying because the places we've been don't look nothing like the places that we're going But without going to places that we have been we would never know where to go Hey, you've been a rapper one. No, we just gonna take it from the top this time That's what we really own Because you know, I would be remiss to sit in this chair and let Marvin Gaye down No cap. Look how Marvin Gaye looking at me Come on, man Plus me and Marvin Gaye got the same birthday No cap, you see what I'm saying And you know, it's a good episode when they see make it a PB and J That's a lot of fucking Yeah, and you know, we always like to make it real player When we got a real player in here, you did just like we were saying before we start saying Use a cold nigga know you didn't beat the game You're the other side. No, you took your shit and made the world fuck with it. You know I'm saying I don't even know how to Because I've seen you do some magnificent shit I've seen you do some real life shit that people thought was a sketch And I saw you do some sketch shit that people thought was real life Now that's when you know you in your bag You play or you for real No cap you feel me now. I told you this thing years ago before all this shit came and I told him that it was about to come I mean, that's okay. That's okay. I told you what you're doing Keep doing what you're doing because there's another nigga who was doing exactly what he was doing But I was like nigga can't nobody do you like you do you back now. Look at me. I got commercials You got endorsements niggas out here dressing like Druskin Hosting toys With all the rappers All the fine hoses in the DM. He already told me all the fine hoses in there I want that one that was skipping around here. Okay, but ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the trap My man That's about time no cap. They've been asking you in here now. Yeah, long as you don't go to the restroom and take that jacket off We never know It's a good man. Yeah, yeah, that nigga good. Don't let don't let it fool you just because he a big nigga That nigga snuck out No People think we fucked up about it, but nigga, that's rose a nigga From back here No cap No cap The crazy thing is we've 100% understand brain nobody over here mad me No, I wouldn't want it. No other way. Yeah, she'd be You would have one way you would have I don't want him to say I Trippin, but Like if you want to walk up out here and leave So no, no, no, you gave up like a foundation. Yeah, you was coming back That's how you do it. That's how niggas do Never man. Let's do that all the time. No, you're not getting invited to my house and go to the bathroom I Fuck with Sometimes you just got lead bruh. No, I thought we sometimes you got this mom She she don't you she don't respect a nigga that come in the house and don't say nothing now You gotta say so she cussed me out coming in the house without saying you better Yeah, but she she was upstairs and she said I should have walked went upstairs and said She could have been on the toilet you would have been Yeah, you got to speak How's you got speak there, but Or you can cheat a little bit No, you can just sit there and say how y'all doing Y'all is everybody So I'm trying somebody in the house been a man. You better go speak Gotta speak They don't need my they urge Man Shit Instagram, you know the same same way DC started shit man, but a little little after that time man Shit Yeah, they made that that circle small now man You know niggas just stay consistent man. That's all it is God God put me in that position man So yeah, yeah, as I got As I got the win Social media is social media that what ain't been done. Yeah You made a lane for yourself. Yeah, and not only did you make a lane for yourself? This this this the crazy thing you gotta understand when I see you hold J. Cole to a game You know, I'm in the skybox smiling You Not just how you visit because people know who you is Control yeah, you doing it. You feel me you taking it Professionally, you see what I'm saying and then you jumping right in the water, too It ain't like this. I know a couple hundred people nigga. This is a few thousand Yeah, it's all she and that she's gonna either make you a break and just to see you Handedly like you already been there. It was like he's destined my boy That's them, bro Like a fight like a fight they do. Hey boy. I'll be your top You We're gonna play video cuz I got me my phone. We're gonna play it doing it ever. So Oh What you got in store man shit working on this stand up I got this tour coming up Shit Since I got famous. Oh shit. Yeah, man So we we got like a little college run we we about to do tours like June July like a little you know little summer college tour like going going back to school It might be like in the July. We still try to figure out all the dates, but we're trying to figure it out Right man, y'all book them man. You make sure y'all What you think it is right in the world It's different bro like a lot of people would tell you like well Not even people people only tell you this shit easy like you you'll watch these motherfuckers and you'll think this it easy This shit that shit way different. I don't had to renege on jokes and shit like you might write down things shit funny That's it That's it don't be that damn funny when you say it now You got you got to get in that get in that fight. You know I'm saying so yeah, but don't never throw your jokes away I don't never throw them away, but I think I'm gonna be like clothes like you had to grow into it Like you go back to that some shit that you wrote you be like what the fuck I mean by that Then you'll just be going through your old shit dying laughing cuz it's like shit. It's automatic But as a as a still as a new comic still but going on my eighth year on stage all I can say is Like hit the workout room Don't know the best ones don't the fun ones cuz it's like you pulling up at all your partner I'm tea no spot in this room full on but they fuck with you In the room You enjoy performing You give what I'm saying like a good honest crowd like Just let you get away. It's like You want to be in the situation where you damn they got to make people stop talking and listen But that was a spot to do company I miss them spot It was this old headspot old national bro and these old niggas dead ass serious about that game What if you can make them niggas listen to you they'll fucking turn the TV down That's how I was at the hood spot we went to recently in Atlanta, I don't know if y'all know about a spot It's called the projects. Mm-hmm What I'm out the loop. They had man listen. I don't know that music playing in that bitch Niggas up on stage. It's motherfuckers talking all type. It's a lounge going on while this nigga performing on stage Remember my first time performing Man shout out polo done them. They remember August 2014. I don't know why they booked me, but they booked me It was a muses event Man, they be like, man, can you do seven ten minutes of comment? I'm like, shit nigga I got booked. You know, I got booked nigga. Tell me. Hey, man. You got to show it seven o'clock. I got to show it seven o'clock. What the fuck? So we go up here nigga. It's music plans outside. They like, yeah, it's your time So nigga, you know, it's a DJ booth or speaker. You've known around this time, right? It don't even fucking matter. It was probably like Too many man, you feel it? Too many followers, man I want to say I want you know, why not? Yeah, 2014 I grabbed the mic I'm not I'm about to do my thing. You have seen people like just look at you So they just looking at me everybody just see it And we got Bando Jones Boy, that's a critical moment He laughin' like a motherfucker. He laughin' at everything I say He laughin' at everything I say It's a matter of what you say. He just do it. This shit ain't that goddamn funny. You feel what I'm saying? Man, but that moment though, you talking about when they looking at you, bruh If you can hit them with one right there, you got it. I would give you, but that's when I knew the first time I hit a ground. You got to have that one to get the whole crowd though. Don't play me shit. This shit right here with the mic and you hand, whatever it is I went all the way back to the drum board. Go study. See what's going on. How they do it. You feel me? It's gonna make you a great brother. Man, I had a strange ass show one night in South Carolina. It was at this hotel ballroom. Bitch was hacked. This nigga, I'm up there doing my whole shit. They just like, kinda like... I'm like, fuck! What is this? I'm talking about the whole crowd. Like, won't nobody let the lab get a buck. Right. It's like, they either hit you with the look Or it's just like, silent. So, man, why not get through with my show? Are you saying your best shit? Man, I'm doing my whole show after about 15 minutes. I'm just performing this shit for this wall right here. So I'm going hard. Man, I get to the end of my show. I get a whole standing ovation. The loudest clamp I ever... It's just these people with some church folk and they waited all the way to the end. They thought that I was gonna be mad that they was clamping the... I was like, bro, y'all ain't never been on a comedy show. Right. This shit is crazy. What's up? It's Carlos Miller. In case you haven't heard, we over here at the 85 South Show have launched our own independent streaming service called Channel 85. 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You been tripping. I think Game Volunti! I should definitely get it with the witchcraft. Everybody should get it. What the hell? Samba lo demingo, man. Nice to meet you, bro. Nice to meet you too, pal. Game Volunti! They try to take my shit to a... Try to do a little drop. And miss to my shit, man. Game Volunti! As soon as I got up... Shit! Hold on, man. Go ladder. Actually, just told my... I ain't lying. He just got it right. You can't go no more. Ain't no where else to go unless you plant them. I'm gonna get a little tip. I'm gonna get a little patch. What you doing now, though? You did like five different shits this week. Listen. Listen. I'm just waiting for me to get it. I'm just waiting for me to get it rolled. I can't wait. I can't wait to throw this shit off. Hey, man. Welcome back to the 85 South Side. Yeah! Black podcast amongst black teenagers who have a part-time job at school. In the world. Oh, this shit got him in the ghetto. No more shit. I just came to the realization that the numbers on YouTube land. Listen. How they watch... That's how they watch this shit. No one stop. I take a step forward. These people still watching episodes from November 2018. What are you saying now? What? What are you talking about? See, if they don't hear that, they go down. You was able to hear that shit turned off, man. Hey, man. Tell them about the Kudabend records. Hey, man. Kudabend records. It's a nigga out here with a hoodie on. Kudabend records. What he at, man? Bring that nigga out. Bring that nigga out. Little hand in. This is a short film of the Kudabend, man. Yeah. Man. That's my stuck. Hey, this nigga fix machinery, nigga. How did you shoot my hand with a prosthetic hand? How did you get your hand in the flash screen? Told you that nigga bought them hands off Amazon, nigga. That nigga hate playing cards. Look at that. Stop laughing, man. Fuck you, man. You dropping them? That's why they got it. Wow. Strong hand, man. Goddamn, my shit. You got a belt. You got a bug bite. Fuck you, bro. You got a bug bite. Cut the crap, man. Leave that nigga hanging. Y'all be taking shit too far. Y'all be taking shit too far. We just thought about it. Nah, you ain't wrong, though. You ain't wrong, though. That's all I call the nigga. Little hand. Little hand. Man, that I can't need. Scary moves. Like, my germs. Take my strong hand. Bro. I'm begging for that strong hand. Please, brother. We see this piece of shit in the hand. What is shit if you weren't him and the dude in the wheelchair got into it? Did he shoot him? Did he look in the wheelchair and shoot the nigga? That shit ain't nigga. My germs. Little hand. He was like, you just got to get it. I'm going to take it home. I don't like that nigga. He's crazy. I love that move to this day. Where you saw his soccer pitch when he put out? I ain't no tentative to this nigga, man. I swear to God, I don't know what's going on. I played soccer. I did karate, too, though. See, a lot of things I'm playing against him. I got to purple. Purple? Yeah. You want to get back into that shit? Well, you know how that shit goes, man. Get back into that shit. I had your white mother. I had the one that came with her, too. I ain't never gone over. They get that to anybody, nigga. Oh, wait. They get that to everybody. You ain't go back? I don't know. You never proceed enough. I sat in one day. I ain't get to sign up for karate. I ain't get to sign up. My dad ain't send him money. I just sat in one day. I gave up on it. He talking like he gave up on it. I wanted something. Yeah, you might want to do it. I wanted something, man. So, hold on. We were playing this little kid's shit. Yeah. No, I did that shit for years, man. What's one, though? You said you'd do the name. Yeah, Tom Pseudo. How many of them is it? That was a good question. A thousand ways to fight him. He knows and so was, you know... Yeah. And were any of them Tom Pseudo? They got his Taekwondo. They got Tom Pseudo. Tom Pseudo? Everybody in America be doing the Taekwondo. Right? How many years? I did that shit about seven, eight years. Did that shit work in real life? Yeah, Taekwondo don't work in real life. I got my ass whooped. No. What the hell? You just had to go get security, man. You know how that shit works. Damn. Yeah, damn. That shit working real life, though. I swear. It's like form one, form two. It's all the type of shit you do. But just like you said, you just go through the motions. But none of that shit work if you getting robbed for real or none of that. It was just a bitch. No karate. They ain't shitin' more to it. No niggas with no bullets. He ain't never tried... You know they try to get you to learn all the techniques. They say if somebody try to stab you, you do it like this. No, fuck that. You talking about what you doing? You gonna have a stab showing my head and all. But I can't fight, so I ain't know I got stabbed. You ain't know you got stabbed. Well, I'm just gonna hit until you know it. I'm just like... I'm doing a lot of energy. I'm gonna hit this girl. They hit me. I'm like... I'm about to hit this girl. Niggas, your ear was low. I had a loss of blood by that part. How the hell was that going on? Niggas, adrenaline was rushing though. That shit was crazy, bro. That's crazy. You know, that's my... I'm most scared of being stabbed. That's my highest fear for real. I ain't even know I had a stab in the back until I was sitting at the hospital. And when the shirt let off the wound, all went into it. I was like... I lifted up, she was like... Come out. Get me right in the goddamn ear. I'm like... He was getting away from my lawn. You know, we blessed though. That's why I be... Man, I'm glad you prayed over there. Yeah, man. We're not gonna sit in the air like this, Wilson. We wish them all the shit. You know, we stayed prayed though. Niggas like to do dirt to be like... Yeah, man, good God. Let's talk about the dirt. God save our life now. Let's talk about the dirt. I talk about that shit too. Look, I always talk about the good in the bag. Have you ever got your ass booked? I'm talking about a nigga fuck you. When you sitting in the house with a big breathe-through tube and shit, like... Damn, these niggas was serious. You talking about... Why would they so mad? Why would these niggas ask for it? Yeah, they wouldn't directly see it. Like, we was really just like... Y'all really don't like me. Niggas a drop of salt after that tube. We talk about spinning back. You don't nigga, nowadays we talk about spinning back. Man. You better sit your ass at that house. I come from being up-close and personal. See, a lot of niggas doing all that pop-pop-pop and they 30, 40 feet, 30 yards away. Man, this shit up-close and personal, man. What are you talking about? It's the face. A lot of niggas face real soft and tender. If you hit it, it may break. That's why they be shooed. That's why they be shooed. They don't think you were baby-oiled for 18 years. His face is so soft. You slap that nigga out of my head. If you still on the nigga, he start crying, he gonna shoot. He got to. If a nigga start crying, he gonna shoot. Look at this stuff. Ain't no talking about it. I'm gonna fuck. How many parties do you have? That nigga cry? If a nigga cry before you do it at night, one of them, whoo-hoo, nigga. Grab him, take him to the store. You don't have to hear that, nigga. Actually, that happens. Fuck this nigga. We got Rob and the niggas start crying with the gun in his hand. I was robbed with that nigga right there, back in the green. I was with him, bro. What happened? We got Rob, man. I ain't even bullshitting. This is a real story. The nigga was crying saying, I don't want to have to do this to y'all, man. On Jesus, bro. Scariest shit ever happened to me in my life. That nigga was robbed. We from the suburbs, bro. We ain't used to no shit like that. You know, over in Gwinnett. You from there? What? You from Georgia? You ain't tell y'all from Gwinnett, come. But I did not, bro. I thought you were like, we can't. You see that whole blood in the head? You see it in the head? Yeah, Gwinnett, man. He's from up there. Gwinnett is that lima? Gwinnett is that lima? Gwinnett is that lima? In my life? What did you say? Gwinnett is that lima? You know, old girl in the audience, man. Gwinnett is that lima? That's not a lima. That's not a lima. That's where you from? That's the capital of Gwinnett. No, that's the city. What's your county? Gwinnett. That's on your zip code? No. 3-9. That's too much info. No, I'm talking about what you're doing. You better get somebody fucked up. Right? What zip code? Yeah, I was in Gwinnett, though, man. You see, you see. Yeah, man. And, you know, that was the scariest moment of my life. I thought he was going to kill us. Anybody with a gun that's crying is willing to kill your whole family. You better get that shit up. I got to kill you, too. I ain't gonna fucking be like, ah, God damn, fight for my shit. You are so dumb. You're lying. Run up on the bed. Jump in that motherfucker, then. Since you so bad. That shit is not the movies, man. And you don't... It looked like that motherfucker five times bigger than you. I feel like a bazooka. You ain't ever seen a bazooka. That motherfucker huge. That's a bazooka. That boy had a bazooka. This nigga had a tank. What? Get that shit up. Make it so easy, boys. Soon I say, get up. Man, you ain't got to worry about nothing. What you want? The money? It's it, huh? Man, go about your business, man. So you can go and walk to the car. Run. Ain't nobody saying you can run to the car. Yeah, yeah. If you dare to be a coach, you ain't never run to the car. Ain't nobody saying you can run to the car. I ain't gonna yell. I ain't gonna say nothing, dude. I went, hey, I'ma see everybody 10 minutes because I'm fucked up. I'm traumatized, real talk. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes I just gotta be a bitch, man. That's all it is, man. You feel me? Don't be in no position when you end up... that can happen to you. You see what I'm saying? That's why I be... When people be understanding, I don't have been through so much. So in real life, when they see me out, I have a certain demeanor. You have to show me you are not who I think you are in my head. I don't fucking know you. So when you come to me in my head, I'm like, danger, I may have my thing on me. Stranger name. Stranger name. Let me know that you're innocent. Ain't you a fan? I know what's going on. Nah, my guard down. Okay, my guard really ain't down. I'm just like, all right, you said you was a man. So I ain't tripping. Still don't pull no stupid shit. You from the opposite side of that line? From the west. I remember you used to record videos, roaches and shit. I used to be looking at that shit like, boy, what the fuck? This nigga fucked up. We was like, God, that's right. This nigga is fucked up. Man, we was concerned. People was in the comments like, what the hell going on with DC for real? He'll make the best out of that. He made the best out of that. I was like, man, nothing to show this motherfucker. That's how I really don't walk. You feel like you're going to get in for a drop and be here kind of slipped like it would be a drop. I mean, so here's that. That is a lot. Man, this nigga. Man, no cap. I think we watched the one you showed. I think your mom was like a hoarder or something. She had boxes there. Oh my God. That nigga said, you got to find my room. I don't know which way direction you got going. I think it's over, bro. Your ass. That's it for me. I had to laugh and to pray for real though. You feel me? I had to understand at that time I knew I was like, show them that this shit is real. You can't fake me. You got to understand who we were going at. We were going at it again. King matching D storm. The niggas was flipping cars. The niggas, like, they videos was flipping cars. Like, you got to understand how it was. She was in 2013 and 2014. The niggas videos were flipping cars. They building and exploding. I'm like, my boy, I got roaches in my house. We can't make no car flips. So we can't be here thinking about car flips. We got to think real content. And I'm like, you know what we're going to do? We just going to show these folks what the real is. I'm to this shit. You got to love them. You know, keep God first. You feel it? That's it. We did that shit together. They know what time it is. We did. That's the team. That's why when I see yo head go crazy and keep elevating in that van. You got to do it. He hear it. Look at that. I'm like, look at that. I'll be gone by. Whatever you just hear. That's how that's the impact. Now, when I see you rockin' with them, I'm like, I'm off to go fuck with them. I'm going to buy a Samsung phone. My nigga Drew Ski fuck with them. What you talking about? Samsung phone. That's all they offer me at AT&T. I said I almost bought a Samsung. Did you do Pepsi too? I didn't do Pepsi. Nah, we did Mountain Dew. I think they had a part of Pepsi. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That nigga Drew Mountain Dew. That's why he climbin' like that. That nigga was like, I'm drinkin' Pepsi or somethin'. He's still on the Pepsi. Old nigga love little Pepsi's and said, I'm drinkin' Coca-Cola. Pepsi-Cola. I mean, when Britney Spears used to be the face of his mother fucker. My good Jackson. No, he burned up my wife. He gave it to Britney. He wouldn't walk like a motherfucker for that Pepsi then. My good Jackson brought the Pepsi game up, bruh. He brought it up. Pepsi was in the red, white, and blue can. Think about Pepsi. Pepsi tastes like Coca-Cola with water in it. Oh, I don't. Yeah, bruh, you ain't a stupid nigga sayin' with water in it. No, you like... There ain't nothin' but some Coke with some water in it. Oh, God. No cap. I ain't had a Pepsi in the middle. No cap. You barely even sell Pepsi around here. Y'all used to drinkin' them off-brand? Uh, sodas. Yeah. BK. They dissolved everything in your throat. Well, you burped through your nose. Oh, God, that shit sucked. I'm talking to you now. This is the office brand you can get. Cola. Just straight cola. What's the Hawaiian brand? That shit used to be good. I'm not gonna scroll. That shit used to be good. That shit is not quite soda, but it's not quite juice. You can never get that shit off your shirt. That shirt is bad. He's the guy saying this. You can't watch that shit with bleach, nigga. That shit was good. That shit got sand in it. I don't care. It tastes like all of them got knocked over on accident. Oh, God. You can't even sip to eat your drink. Oh, God. You can actually taste the pop in it. You gotta ask for reflux. You might want to go. One-two liter is enough for any party, nigga. What? It's always a treat. They gotta look up. It's basically a college treat. That make a bitch throw up. What's your easy drink in college? I went for like six months. You said what? I went for like six months. Did you really? Yeah, I went for a valet. We went out there for a homecoming. God damn. The Malocas? They had that hole on them. They run the errands there. It's not for your niggas staying for a valet, bro. The locals took over the whole school, man. I went for a valet. There ain't no rules, bro. There ain't no rules, bro. That's crazy how he can say that. It don't matter what period you went to college in. It still was a dream job. Because when I was in college... I went for a valet. 2002 to like 2004. That was the year that... What the hell? That incredible hole took over. Yeah. You went in one year? Yeah, we was sure. I said, I love you. You love me. Niggas got cases of hypnotic. Niggas will get six. What's the ginger shit? We used to drink that a lot in Georgia Summer. What's one? Y'all know the shit? Nah, that ginger... You tell my red rock. Nah, I got cinnamon in it. I ain't fuck with that fireball. I hated it. I remember when that came out. I ain't want nothing. Fort Loco? Fort Loco Fireball? Man. You talking about the Fort Loco when you first came out? You talking about the Fort Loco, fuck my brain up for life. What were you born to do, bro? Fort Loco fucked me up for life, man. You can drop my mother? Yeah, hell yeah. I don't fuck around that liquor. I went to fail. After freshman year, you changed. I ain't angry. I didn't know how to control when nothing's bad. And I feel like, oh, I got a aww, man. Fly aww, man. D.C.O., I got aww a lot. What I did, man. What I do, lad? I ain't do that shit. I ain't hit that nigga with the car. Goddamn. So you black out? I don't know, bro. If you don't remember, you black out. You see, in real life, a lot of shit piss me off. Yeah. Come on, wait. That's why I didn't go near that one. Is this there? Yeah, you see it in there. Man, a lot of shit be pissing me off, Drew. Like what? That's stupid shit. That's stupid shit. You work 45 minutes away, you still ain't got no gas in your car. That's stupid shit. That pissing me the fuck off. This gas crisis is reaching the peak. You never tried it? No, don't go change niggas lives about that time. They shut that shit down a little while. Yeah, they had original recipe with caffeine and then she was too loopy. They were putting energy drink and tequila and... Yeah, they had to slow it down. The first batch was too strong. Yeah, now, people were dying behind this shit. No, that's what local was making white people fight. That's why they changed the recipe. It affected me for life. I was a swing and all type of shit. You been turnt everything? Man, I go on these little twitches. I ain't got over it still, man. I ain't lying. I remember we were going to get that four-local lawsuit. They ain't drank four-local between that year and some 2010. Matter of fact, what was y'all drinking in 0204? I wanted to ask you that. Incredible hope. Hypnotic. Hypnotic, you hear this in Grey Goose? Grey Goose was on the scene. Grey Goose was on the scene. He ain't like Grey Goose. All the flavor of Bacardi's niggas. The mole. Syrup was around the time, man. Syrup is just around the time. That was really good. I feel like that. Yeah. We used to get the big-ass bottle. We used to come out and get it. See, in Mississippi, everybody got their own drinks. No Grey Goose, if you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, Grey Goose was on the scene. Y'all want an exclusive bottle? Exclusive. The one that's like $13.99? Who's doing that, too? B2 will be on the 99 Bananas, though. The 99 shit they get you drunk with. Bonabitch. What was it? Bonabitch. Bonabitch? They don't know about this. Before that was Fireball. It was Gold Shocker. It was Gold Goose-like with the little flakes. They had the little gold flakes. And then Yagamite. That was the little white people. That's when you used to be with your wife. Yeah. Jack Daniels, if you was going through something. That stayed mine. Crown. I feel like every real nigga that's been drunk on crown before. I got to. I got so drunk off crown in New Orleans, it felt like the bed was spinning around. I mean fucked up. When you don't, you can lay down. Yeah, that's why I don't fuck with that shit now. What? What we drinking today? We ain't got nothing. It's some Cosmigo. Cosmigo? I got to stay drinking more. Man, that what they say, man. You ain't a whole peanut butter drink. My dad told me that. Your pops told you? My dad told me that. Ever since you was younger, he always said y'all. Me and my brother, we both fat. We both. I didn't even diagnose it. He just said, y'all wait. Y'all pre-diabetic. I said, bitch, I didn't even go to a doctor for this shit. He was talking about it. He didn't go into his job. My mom was like, stop telling him that. You need to stop telling him, lady. I swear, bro. It's my mom pre-man. Every time he told us that. He said, stop telling him that, David. He talking about y'all pre-diabetic. He didn't came home and told y'all what the doctor told him. My dad took us all into the store to buy new clothes. He wanted it bad, nigga. It's your shit. I want to get it for the gold. I want to get it for the gold now. I had to put a little... Casamigos. Hey, this shit got popping. Casamigos. No cap. Casamigos. I'm scared. You know what Casamigos means? That shit posted... You supposed to drink that at home. That's what that shit mean in Spanish. Casamigos? Drink it at the house? Drink it at home. That's why I say it posted to drink it at the house. That's what I'm saying. I'm the one time my sister choked me because I didn't move her car. Choked you? What the fuck? That's what I say. That's another reason I'm fucking with you. She was like, move my car. I was like, oh my god. What? She said, I don't know. I'm a clown. I was like, I hit my head up, bruh. Choked. She choked me. All the ground, bruh. I like this. Nigga had a hard-ass life, bruh. Oh god, bruh. Nigga? She was drunk. I didn't tell you to move my car. I was like, you choked me, though. You didn't tell me to move the car. You hit me in the head. And you wonder why I don't want to come over to your house. You got some old sisters. 32 and 12. What the fuck? You don't know? Nigga, that's my oldest brother. You don't know? My oldest brother's my life. 55. Get the fuck out of here. Nigga, what? My mom ain't even, my parents ain't even that yet. Man, you think I'm a clown? His oldest brother is what? What's this, nigga? Nigga, your mom had a gap of 30 something. Nah, that's what my dad is at. No cap, what did? Damn. What was your dad when he was fucking? He had me when he was 6 to 1. Not still working, though? I carry my dinner. Fuck you, turn back. I'll see why he's stupid now. Dave, Dave. Hey, how old Kirk is? I'm in this emotion, man. Oh, shit. You're gonna have to fight with your brother. I ain't never talked to them. They couldn't remember me. I mean, they cheered and like, close. Oh, shit. What? I really just told they had to hang it up. I don't want my dad to say anything. Oh, shit. Shit, man, I'm fucking the fuck up. No cap. DC. Your brother's 66. My oldest one. My oldest one. He's wise, though. I found him at the time in prison in Kansas. Try and nigga, look young. Oh, no, he look every day 66. He want them old niggas that don't like to say nothing. They don't like to say much. He wise, though. No, fuck you not. You stupid? He don't like to say much, because they don't know much. I don't want to show what I don't know. Name used to be my name when I was born. They said to fuck up. I hate niggas to be like that. They fake wise. Hit you with the riddles. He wanted a brother that never liked me. One of them niggas. Yeah, yeah. How the fuck he ain't like he was grown? What kind of grown nigga don't like it? A baby nigga. What kind of a niggas? We ain't got no teeth, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Think about it. Hey, little nigga, shit on itself again. I guess he just gonna keep doing that. I guess he just gonna keep doing that, nigga. Hey, cowboy boots. He says my cowboy boots. Damn. Cowboy boots. I got some now. I can't wait to bust them out. No cap. Shit. I got a better way to tell my shit. I think you got any kids have some crazy ass boots. No. I refuse to let my child have some cowboy boots. You had them. I wasn't in my right state of mind walking around with cowboy boots on. You wanted to be cowboy boots. I had a lot of boots. I had a lot of boots. My dad had a lot of bad niggas. My dad had a lot of bad niggas. I always had some boots. Shit, that really makes sense to you. You just want to... Hey, why'd you buy this shit? Hey, dollar part, nigga. This is a police and rate cowboy boot. This is a police and rate cowboy boot. That used to be trippin', bro. Oh, shit. I wore my shirt tucked in until I was about eight. To you was eight. That was kids, though. My dad took his shirt in. Did he tuck it into your drawers? No. My dad did that. He used to be like, he said, your shirt keep coming loose. You need to tuck it in your drawers. Boy, I was the dumbest nigga to flip. What the fuck he said? I tucked him in my drawers. How long though? We had a rule in middle school. We had to tuck our shirts in. See, I said, hey, it exists in middle school. Yeah, man. Yeah, we had that shit at high school. They wanted us to be on that bullshit. And after a lot of time, when these went white tees and shit, some shit just don't... We used to... We would tuck it in, but we'd let it hang out a little bit. Yeah, it'd be folded over. Okay, I'm gonna take y'all back. He got three egg jars and tucked in. Shit, now. He payin' this thing. Badass Gucci. I just... Yeah. How you took my pants and my socks? Oh, yeah, niggas did. Yeah, so I went step on. What about the roller book bag? Was that the only one? Yeah, you are... My shoulder fucked up to this date from strap-backpacks, nigga. I remember when he decided we not wearing two straps no more, nigga. One arm longer than I'm at the tailor like, we gon' have to make this sleeve a little longer. That was stupid as fuck. Why the fuck I ain't used both straps? I thought you was cool in high school. Yeah. In the morning, they put that shit in my locker and then just had my books and shit like I was exactly like this. Exactly, bro. I had other shit in my backpack, too. I need that book bag. I had to keep with me. Y'all remember them niggas... I remember them niggas that used to just have that one folder. They ain't never had no books, no pencil, no nothing. That's what I'm saying. Niggas just hold that shit right here, right in this crease. And them niggas be in them little classes. Them niggas don't be in the class with all the population. They can tell you it's cause they bad. They never talk. The niggas can't read. They say niggas can't read. I read that love. I read good. That's the one folder. They never took their tests in the classroom. They always act like... If you had ADD, you had the option to take your tests different. I had ADD. I remember they tried to hit me with... I used to make the teacher read the test to me. And I could tell her to answer. And I just do it sometimes just because I didn't... I wanted to see this mission. What you saying the teacher had to read? The teacher had to read the question. I had to answer that way. And I get like a hundred on that bitch. You should be like, I don't think you need this. Y'all don't remember them niggas. You can walk around with a niggas in the hallway and you walk with them and the teacher be like, come here. You're not supposed to be out here with all of them. You don't remember them niggas and you be like, what the fuck happened with Darius? Why Darius can't be out here with them? But they talk to them niggas real firm. They be like, you're not supposed... You be like, what the fuck bitch? Why that nigga get talked to like that? We don't get talked to like that. They be in them little classes, they hide them in them little classes. You know exactly who they were. I'm talking about the motherfuckers they be. You walk right in front of them. They be in them small classes. Hey, I see you. They'll put you downstairs. Your class be in the back of the gym. You ride the bus in the morning. You ride the bus in the morning, but you don't get off the bus when everybody else get off the bus. You still be on the bus. Then when it's time to go home, you already on the bus. You like, damn, y'all ain't going nowhere. That's because they let them out. They don't be on those school trips. So you don't see where they be. They can't go on field trips. See, my class was the last... In their little class, they don't be on the field trips. I swear to God, they don't. Yeah, they do. See, my class was the last class they had. That's dangerous. Man, it was a nigga who went to school with us. His nigga was in eighth grade building speaker boxes and shit. He ain't never go to class. He was just over there all day. He was smoking cigarettes with the teacher and everything, bro. That nigga... I bullshit you not, nigga. When I was in junior high school, nigga, we used to pull up every morning, nigga, the wood shop teacher would be standing in front of the wood shop with the gate up smoking cigarettes, nigga. You were smoking class. Real? Nah, bullshit you not. Nah, nigga, when I was in junior high school, that was like 94, 95. Woo! 94, 95? Yeah. You gotta say that for that. 1994. I remember I got to high school and shit. I was born in 1994, man. 96, 97 was my first year at high school. 94? I graduated old one. Just get here, Olympics hit this bitch in 96. We moved this bitch by 95, starting off with shit here. 96 got down. Nah, I was hit before that. Fuck that. So you seen the prime of this shit in the 90s. My first time coming to Atlanta was 1988. Crazy. My dad used to live here. Nigga, how old are you, man? Bitch said, wait, hold up now. 1988, you got hit. No, come on. 1988, no, hold on. We're here to bridge the gap, bro. We're all the niggas that seen in the 90s. We seen the 80s. We seen the 90s. We seen the 2000s. See, this is where we've been missing y'all generation. And we're trying to tell y'all about how shit was before y'all got here. So y'all keep the shit going. We were outside at the peak of Nigga, though. He got hit in the 70s? Nah, in the 80s. Oh, in the early 80s. You may see a in civil rights photo. You may? How was the 80s? It may be a fool. The 80s was dope as hell. Y'all cuss when we were there. This is like the era where everything that you saw on TV looked way more fun. Nigga, they had the best toys. We had the best food. We had the best cartoons. We had the best cereal. They were selling you shit. They were riding me. That's when they first started making the shit for kids. They started putting that shit I love it for the kids. You can't say it for you. Nintendo. You can smell the Nintendo. I'm talking about Michael Jordan with his peak, bruh. This is peak Michael Jordan. This is when nobody on earth could beat Michael Jordan. Even if the Bulls lost Michael Jordan still had a good game. That's why Nigga's gonna always wear Jordans, bruh. This was the first nigga to give our generation of people some shit to believe in. He is like the Muhammad Ali by the time. Him and Bo Jackson. Wait, man. I'm talking about Michael Jordan. But still, even before that you still got magic in them going crazy. Now you see him do something all right, okay. It ain't everybody. It was six. MJ was really the first nigga that didn't have them shorts. We remember when the shorts went from little shorts to shorts. Before the baggy. But the niggas was like, I need a little more room. I'm B.M., no niggas. My nuts come out. I'm not paying no fines I told y'all. I told y'all. I be spread. I be going crap. I'm talking about if you saw somebody famous the first thing that nigga's gonna say is you lied. You ain't seen it well. You got autographed. You couldn't see nobody know. The autograph was the poof. The autograph or a picture and the picture might be fucked up. Now I'm talking about four pictures. This is where a lot of shit got seen for the first time, nigga. It was this show called Alph. These white people had a fucking alien, bruh. He should just walk around and he should just walk around the house talking shit to him. He would cuss in that stuff. He didn't even have to cuss. That's how cold Alph was, nigga. He ate cats, nigga. They'll talk about a cartoon, man. It was a cartoon. It was a puppet. White people had a fucking alien landed. He couldn't get back to this planet. He was living with them. And he would always try to eat their cat. And he would walk around the house and talk shit to the whole time. Is it the robot or not anything? The only fucking thing is he was out saying some nigga shit. They show that shit. It's not no alien. This nigga was like a fuzzy animal. A little alien, bruh. And keep in mind everybody in the world watched this shit. Nigga, this nigga was on all type of shit. Yeah. There we go. We were around when Steve Urkel was the most popular nigga on the planet. I remember that. This is before everybody even thought about if wrestling was fake or not. Right. I feel like wrestling was real. I believe a lot of shit on WWE. Oh, hey nigga. They need to freak me to fuck out. I've seen that before. I never knew what that was. You don't have that. You gotta keep in mind, bruh. When we were brewing up a horror movie was actually scary, nigga. Why? Like, explain why? Because this shit was so different. Like, nothing was... The story was good. All these shit was different. Like, we couldn't even decide who the scariest motherfucker was. Yeah. Freddy Krueger was gruesome to look at. Right. But he had jokes. Freddy Krueger was going to hit you with some... I see. You're trying to fuck. You can't fuck nothing. Freddy's going to kill you. This nigga, he ain't come out to pussy. The crazy thing about it though, like people would all be some racist shit. Nigga be up study and late at night eating some KMC. He started hearing voices. He looked everywhere for these goddamn voices. Nigga looking in the bucket. All the chickens are turning into goddamn Freddy Krueger. You're up late, aren't you? How about a late night snack? And then the niggas just started stabbing the niggas with pieces of chicken and some shit. They did niggas dirty. They did niggas dirty on them. That's what's best for them to do. One nigga tried to box Jason on the roof. This nigga tried to squirm with Jason. And Jason hit the niggas. Jason hit the niggas. That nigga Jason said, who man is that nigga bro character, nigga? That nigga nothing to do with the head over. Who that nigga Jason hit on Michael Myer? No, you remember when Jason went chasing that man, the lady tried to stop him and they downed it. That nigga punched her mouth through her mouth. And then the waitress later, that nigga punched it in the mouth through her mouth. I'm going to tell you what was scary, too. It was saucy, too. Scream was scary. The first one. Oh, Sidney. I know what you did last time. Y'all don't know about this shit. Eight Lady Creatures. Eight Lady Freaks. That shit fucked me up. What about the shit, Sid? Six cents. What? Everybody used to watch it a lot, too. Oh, man, yeah. That's incredible. With the motherfucking shit on your head. I'm going to tell you this shit that I don't fuck with. I don't fuck with that paranormal shit. I'm a faker. I lie so much. I'm like, that was the best thing ever, baby. That's one lie I won't tell. You ain't going to leave this wrong with that. I don't say anything. I just take it in there. I used to do that a lot and I used to fake a lot. But honestly, I did say like, I'm not doing that anymore because that's why all these niggas are out here walking around thinking that they got excellent dick and it's not good. That's not good. So I did say for my community service I'm going to stop lying to these men because that's why all these, every time I say something about 70% of women not having orgasms, every man be like, oh, I'm in the 30. You're lying. Because how many times have I not orgasmed in my sixth life? But they don't know why because most of women lie. I don't ever tell them about orgasms. They don't know what a rose is. They don't know what a rose is. The butt stuff. You low key my trove. You tied a deal with the hassle of traditional banks with all the extra fees, long lines and apps that don't really work that are pointless. Then check out Current. 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You know, we from Mississippi, we grew up around old people so when they used to pass, some of them were like, somebody granddad or like somebody in the family, the dad, the house, like all the cousins spent the night over there. You heard that? You heard that? Like, and do that shit all night. I can't say when I'm about to die there. I'm sorry. She is. Man, before we move, before we move into our house, I'm going to fucking die there now. Somebody's going to die there. Yeah, yeah, old man. When you always got to ask them that, like somebody died here, they got tea. I mean, technically they were in the yard. They wasn't in the, you know, they tried to say that. I mean, I think it wasn't dead when he left. I'm going to hit you with it legally. I can't say yes or no. Man. Not in that crib. Technically. Even if you is about to die. I like that. I like it when we look in the crib. I'm like, man, I need this shit new and refurbished, man. It got to look like it's new. I don't give a fuck if it ain't or not. Oh, yeah, you got to get it. You, yeah. I need this shit cleaned up. I'm getting work done now. Clean them washboards and shit, man. That shit is about that time. That shit costs. Hell, yeah. Everything costs. That's why when you get them working, you don't never stop. Man, my uncle came to my house and tried to charge me $13,000 to put four outlets in that bitch. How much? $13,000. Four outlets, what? Four outlets in the garage. You said you said $13,000. Did he leave with his teeth? He said there was going to be $4,000 a piece. You paid him? I want to put that shit on YouTube, grab my drill and say, why you don't get the fuck out of my damn yard? Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. You having that shit now? $13,000. They say 85,000 got that money now. That's bullshit. Bullshit. They said to have a money. I got a Mexican that can hook all that shit up. You do? What? Can't say it like that. No, he's contracted. That's what he's saying. It ain't going to translate right. Man, people know what the fuck going on and I need more of them. Fuck they talking about it. I need more people that's willing to do any type of construction work. Okay. He cleaned it up. He's going to be giving the fuck. Yeah. Yeah. They got ice cream in the front of the grocery store now. You ain't no more walking to the back. They got ice cream ready. That's another thing. We got to live through no council culture. I don't believe in no council culture. Because God created me. I ain't trying to counsel you. You will feel worried about trying to counsel me. So you think of the plans to get rid of me. Yes. They want you to fall out. They want you to fall out. But it ain't happening. I won't believe it. He can't. We're never saying anything that's facetious. Come on, man. Oh shit. Come on, man. You know, sometimes we do get a little rambunctious. Oh, man. But I stay Scandinavious with it. What? Man, should nobody have to deal with the ramifications? No. What do you have to talk about? They couldn't think of a word. There's ramifications that they try to put as ramifications against us as black men, creators, and business owners. Because we're always as limited as the limits that they place upon us. It was a thing of... But once you think over limitation, what you got? The proletariat. There you go. Got another dedication. That's all I got. Dedication is the biggest shit I got in my head. Could have been motherfucking breakfast. That shit is hilarious. Yeah, man. I got an artist. I got two artists. I got a first lady at the label. Let's go. First lady, man. You know the girl, she put a tongue between the teeth? Huh? She put a tongue between the teeth. Mm-mm. That's my first lady. I don't even know. I don't keep real with you. You saying that? Yeah, I signed it. You're your little man. I got another dude. This is why it could have been. Yeah, it's why it could have been, man. A lot of these people, you could have been something, but... They signed with you? Yeah, they fuck around with me. So we ain't got too much form, but... Yeah, we got another dude. I might know him. Glock 30. Yeah, Glock 30. That's crazy. You want to hear what he's saying? He lost his teeth, so I was looking out for him. Why everybody got to miss the teeth that you signed with? Man, I don't know. The other girl's teeth just split. She ain't missing them. Now, Glock 30, he missing about four, five teeth. Damn. Yeah. Yeah, three, four, five. I don't know. He's going to get you a dental plan, my boy. Glock 30? Sign with us, man. So there's two solid people we got at the label now, bro. Yeah. He fucked up, though, man. All types of shit fucked up with Glock. Yeah. He's the Glock 30, man. Get your life to be on him, bro. He a good dude, though. He can rap. That's all it's about. You didn't inspire me, though. I got to give me some artists. Yeah. No cap. Yeah, man. Damn. You know what I'm saying? Hell no. No sir. No sir. Well, it's true. What's your name, man? He going to the Bronco now. Russell Wilson. How y'all like about that? I thought he was at Seahawks. No, he know that training is there. All that ten-year don't mean shit. How you feel? He fucked up, man. How you playing with that nigga, man? He did. I thought he was tired. To do what? He'll do that. You know old niggas be knowing the years and shit. He got four years, I told you. Four years? Yeah, man. He'll be knowing. You know Patrick, my home's got like about five hundred billion. What's the deal, bro? No cap. Y'all still drinking? Turn up. You beat me. Hell no. I know the people watching like that don't know what the weather is out here. I got bubble jugging. It was hot, but it was raining. It was hot, but it was raining. We doing drugs. Trippin' niggas, it was hot. That Georgia weather was hot earlier. And then she just started rainin'. And I been walkin' in puddles for the last three hours. It started rainin'. I thought I'd put the bubble jug in on it because it's hot. Ain't you on that shit? Yo, got the niggas. You body be turnt up in the niggas. They got the niggas. In the niggas. For the niggas, though. For the niggas. For the niggas. Gang of a latte. Moreva? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to Carlos. Nah, he's a good dude. They know my history. They know your history. They know your history. Slavery, man. In the good old times. Would you stay somewhere where it's a- Oh, but go ahead, my bad. Would you stay somewhere where it's a plantation? I hate it. Every time I see a motherfucker over there, I'm like, you gonna stay there? Nah, I don't like that shit, bro. Can't stand it. See when I say, Whoop, whoop, whoop, plantation. Man, who needs to be over there? That's what I want my goals with. It'll always be some bullshit. Every time a neighborhood named Plantation, anything. That's what I'm saying. You used to be a plantation. That's what I'm saying. I'm not standin' over there with no motherfucker. And they say plantation. I do want to go to a neighborhood. Deliberately disrespect in my face. Hey. Yo, not too long ago, niggas over here? I want to go to a plantation. Yeah, I want to go. Oh, me too. I want to free all the spirits of the slaves that's still in the plantation. I want to let them know niggas is all right, man. Hey, I want to show you something. I want to show you what the fuck I'm doing. You gonna take them with you? Yeah, I'm gonna show them videos of a niggas beating black people. I mean white people. They gonna stay there. They gotta make sure that some shit happens. No, but they should be... You know why white people lie about their ghost stories? You don't never see no black ghosts. I said this before. I believe on this. You don't never see no black ghosts. White people got all these ghost stories, right? All these ghost stories. Oh, it was a bitch in a white gown. Oh, it was a nigga with a candle. You don't never hear no ghost story where they be like... It was a nigga. And he was like, I ain't pickin' shit. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you ain't never... Why they don't never find no ghost of black people? They said that... Oh, shit, a black lady walked through that... See, black people don't play with other black people. That's the thing. Well, we wouldn't have no people... Yeah, we wouldn't fuck with white people. You don't get your white ass out of here. Move, bitch. Move, bitch, you vanilla shape, bitch, you... Move, bitch, you vanilla shape, bitch, you... I think every black person got one ghost story. That's what happened with the white people. We got white people kids. Every black person... Every black person... I think they heard in the house. They don't normalize... They don't normalize the sound that they heard. You got a black ghost story? Nah, but I heard something before. What you heard? And I heard the faucet turn on. And then cut off. But y'all, black people always heard shit. They ain't never like... You seen the ghost story? Nah, I ain't never seen nothing. I just heard them. What if black people was real close and he ain't ghost? Like, we was this close to seeing the ghost, but then one day they stopped the ghost from coming. It's when the niggas said, What? What if that shit actually scared the ghost, man? Nah, that's my sign right there. We got me going down. Hey! No, I don't hear anything. I don't hear anything. It's been so tough when I shouldn't have made it home. It had to be so divine intervention. You seen something? Something just happened. You know what I'm saying? You got to know that you're protected. I ain't saying that they ain't no ghost. I ain't trying to pass none to show me. Yeah. That's a different between white people and black people right there. They be like, We don't ask for this shit. They be asking, Tell me something. What's your name? And we go find some black men. You said what? You're asking for a dumb ass. What if we use the same equipment and we just went to find black ghosts? Maybe they don't find. Maybe they don't find black ghosts because they're not looking in the right place. And the black ghosts don't need more time. I ain't playing with stuff like that. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know all that shit. He be at the spooky place. Mark is hard. You're not looking for monsters. That's creepy. That's a whole another. Don't try to make me terrified. I'm gonna hit you. I don't care. We gotta really tap into this. We need black people. We might just need to find the right ones. Who can do this shit. A lot of black people. Five niggas that don't mind to go look for Bigfoot. It might be three. If we get the right team together. I am. We can try to put a big bunch of niggas together. We can try to put a big bunch of niggas together. Bigfoot had that budget. Just like how that church put that budget together. We'll put a little budget together. The church do the same thing. And don't ever spend it. When the church spent that budget? I first told us we was gonna get new chairs. We ain't never... We gotta be every real man. We gotta make sure. I want this shit to really blow up so we can just hire a team of black people from hidden colors to just spit black facts on the app 24 hours a day. I want to talk about blood churches and that budget. Just a live stream of just one black people. What the fuck are they spending it on? We done gathered all type of money in that church now. Let's talk about it. You know what they gonna say? The lights gotta be cut on. The gas gotta be older. Everybody keep wondering where the money but they don't know where. They slow the style with the pandemic. The bad thing is people always think it's the pastor who's stealing money. It's always that old lady who's the church's secretary. The clerk. She the one stealing most of the money. She gotta tell them how much it is. It's always three people stealing money. Because when you confront her about it she gonna start crying about it. I can't believe it. She always say how long she been married. Next you go to some first defense. Why don't you say Catholic like that? Catholic bad. Catholic. You good? He was in there. You gotta switch over. You gotta do this right here. You gotta switch over. You gotta switch over. I'm driving. Y'all got food though? Nah we got this little um you know little bridge. That was it. I never tasted the wine. You ain't never had white. Man, cook no food at our church. What the fuck? Well, you better switch over. Hey, we got that. Switch over. You're gonna end up in the wrong heaven? What? Get the white people heaven, you're gonna be happy. Oh, that's true. Come, my son. Come to me, my son. Welcome to the white people heaven. It's magnificent heaven. You know, get over there with the Hebrew. Hey, and if you stick around in 330, mom's make a stovetop stuff. It's as much stovetop as you can eat. Hey, bro, how do you feel about creamy mushroom? You know, it's crazy. You know, it's crazy about, you know, it's crazy about Catholic churches. Maybe you got to tell your sins to a pastor behind them. I know, but you know, I did that. Yeah, I had to do that. But you know, I did crazy shit about that. I did it once, and I told my mama a lot to do, and she got mad as well. You should do it in Atlanta, nigga. Man, I had fucked a little bitch. Now I was a little little shit. Now I'm not a pastor, but you know, I have to do it. Excuse me, bro, and I had fucked a little bitch. I ain't want to, I ain't want to, you know what I'm saying? I know I'm here. He talking about, like, the pastor got to eat that. You know what I'm saying? I know I'm living a wrong life. You know them priests? Priests, priests, priests. You know about the priests. You know about the priests, you got to be so fucked. The nigga with the back end and the white square. I know, but they, you know the priests. They'll move on, you know. Yo, guys, I was in there telling you some advice. Priests. I mean, my down, man. You be sitting in the middle of a confession. Can I say it how I say it? Yeah, I think it was like a priest, nigga. Can I say it how I say it? Don't you call them evangelists? Nothing. But them priests be, hey. I'm praying to the priests. Priests, so what do you, what do you do? Well, the priests be, hey. Man, they just, they just, you know, it's always a white dude. They can't have sex. They can't have a wife. They can't have nothing. So what they be doing, though? You know what they be doing. Some of them, some of them. What them priests be doing, they be, man. They sound like tortures. They be, yeah, they be. Some of them sitting in the boys. Shit, man. That's the last month. I forgot to want some advice for them. Is it meant to sound? They can't have a wife. They can't have sex. I know nothing about bitches. But here, I'll give you advice. They supposed to be the closest one. I don't know anything about new pussy, but you want some? I don't know. Well, you know. I was just saying, that's what, they be moving them around. That's what I heard. That's crazy. I've heard, I've heard. It's crazy. That's public knowledge. Yeah. You ain't even in your bloodline, but what? Yes, you are. I'm just here to tell you, man, you say you on Catholic. I'm going to tell you. I was a Catholic young, but you know, Catholic is a part of Christianity, brother. Yeah. That's what they say. That's what they say. There you go. That's what they say. How you going to undo us, nigga? How you going to undo y'all? That's what they say. You know, when you're a Christian, that means you believe that Jesus is the Messiah. Yeah. That's it. That don't mean it's a religion. That was a paradigm for them to deteriorate the people from who they really were. They were Hebrew. Oh. Are you a Christian, too? Because you believe it. Bitch, I've been drinking Casamigos. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know. You know what I'm talking about. I was just letting it be known. No cap. Yeah. Yeah, Hebrew, too. That's what they say. I'm telling you. You never know. No cap. March 31st, we back at it, man. 85 South presents. Five on it. Hosted by me. Claiming English, I'm bringing some of the dopest comedians out in the city. They might not even be from the city. They might come from other cities, but it's going to be crazy. If you missed the last one, this is your chance to come out. If you were at the last one, tell somebody else what it was like so they can come out to this one. We got two shows for you. March 31st is the right day, right? Tickets up now for sale is at the Punchline right here at Atlanta, Georgia. Go get your tickets on their website. Go get tickets on our website, 85southshow.com, punchline.com. Go get your tickets in advance now because it's probably going to sell out in the line. Or this time it's going to be even bigger. It's going to be crazy. You never know who might show up. We had a lot of celebrity guests at the last one. I know some of y'all was just out there drinking too much. Look, man, if you got to work in the morning, don't come. All right? If you drunk and your titties not going to stay in your bra, don't come. Don't do no distraction like that, man. Put your nipples up and enjoy the show. We want everybody to have a good time. All right? Right? Yeah. Cold. Enjoy yourself. Get you some drinks and enjoy some of the best comedy that you're going to find in this beautiful city of Atlanta. All right, welcome back to the 85southshow. I'm Giz. Yeah. We got a man Drew Ski in here with us kicking big shit. That's right, Drew. That's right. Why? Global takeover to a coming. Yeah. That go crazy. I already knew it, man. Just stay down. Stay brave. Don't stay working, man. Keep guiding your life. Come on, man. You got to keep guiding your life. Your life wouldn't be shit without God. You got to say that. Keep guiding your life. Fuck nigga. Keep guiding your life. Fuck nigga. No cap. Yeah. You know what I'm saying. If you don't, I don't care what you're saying. You ain't got to say all that. It feel better, though. I don't want God to call me a fuck nigga when I get up there. I've been putting that in my prayers. What's up, fuck nigga? Hey, man. It's me. Nah. We been talking about God in life, bro. What if you get to heaven and then like you just in there, you amazed and then you hear somebody say, hell. I know I'm going. I'm going over with y'all, though. Hey, man. I'ma sign you. I'ma sign the label. Nah. He ain't the best. The post don't want to talk to us. He ain't the best. He's the best. I need to talk to you, guys. He ain't going to hit you. Here you go, man. He ain't the best. Who me? Yeah. I'ma sign the Birdman. What? Birdman. Birdman sign them? I don't know. You don't tell me shit. Birdman, daddy. Flyin' anywhere. Oh, Birdman. Yeah. What's up, man? No, I ain't vote. Nigga, you just said it. Hell no. What's up, man? Nothing ain't Birdman. What? Nigga, Cleveland Avenue. Come here. What? Nigga, try and clean him up. What the fuck? Jason P. Birdman. I'ma go. Jason P. Birdman. Now, who's that? Not a big ol' Bleeland. Not a big ol' Bleeland. Try and clean him up. I said, boy, I need to go here. I said, come on, Birdman. I need to go. I don't know why you got this nigga started, though. I'm gonna have to get you on that deal, man. But them gas stations pump too slow. I'll clean them up. Hey, boy, you better get the hell off. Hey, man. I ain't never seen no gas pump. I was like, yeah. I ain't the gas pump that pumps slow, man. You just don't get off on just the pump. No gas. You keep going. If you get out on it, it's better that you get stuck on the expressway than you get stuck over there. Bro, that shit is... We didn't got to use the shit. $30 gets you six gallons. I tried to pay my... I tried to get some gas with my car. That bitch said, see, cash, shit. I pulled across the street. I'm out of here. I'm not going to get you. I didn't come in for all that. I hate you. What the fuck is going on? I thought our gas came from the Middle East. What the fuck Russia got to do with our gas? They lied. For real, though? I swear to God, I ain't no other... Stop that gas from Russia. I don't get the gas from Texas, nigga. I won't gas. We got gas from Texas? We got hella gas in Texas. Why the fuck is we getting Saudi Arabia? Stop saying all this real shit on this podcast that people don't know about. You're right. You're right. What the fuck? If I start saying the real shit, then they don't... It's going to be a nigga trying to talk to me outside. Come on, man. They already... They already them forgot about the whole pipeline that them people was protesting about, that they built anyway, that they been getting enough gas. You talk about the Native American. They did a whole pipeline. We want to burn the shit, man. Bro, they put the gas pipeline straight through them people's shit. So all the gas we make, we send it over there, and then we buy the gas from the other motherfuckers, and all gas is traded in U.S. dollars. So... You can't do what you're doing, dude. Do this. I won't make them go rich, sir. I ain't know what you're talking about. I've been drinking Casamigos. But you're going to know. I don't know what you're talking about. You're going to know in a minute. I mean, I... You're going to know. When they call $150 to fill up your tank, you're going to be like... Yeah, you ain't lying. That's what the fuck... I'm paid to talk about. If I'm going to have to spend all this money filling this goddamn... these cars and shit up, I would at least want the gas to go all the way to the F. That's all I'm asking. That's all I'm saying. It cost me about $70 right now. I don't want my shit to touch the F. Supreme. What car you got right now? It cost me about $70. You want to say Supreme? Yeah. I'm 93. Okay. All right. What do you say now? What car you got? Uh, uh, I got 94. It was pop. Okay. All right. I did some old school. Didn't shit it. That's it. You got that thing paid for by my boy Lofo. Yeah. Yeah. You paid him? I didn't. All about the pins and then baby, when I pull up a little cap, I got ice cube and mic up in the car. Yeah. I got a 2013 Jeep Cherokee. What was it? What did you put it on? Dude, shut the fuck up, bro. I put it on like 20. Yeah, that's what you're writing. That is super cool. Really? Seriously? Yeah, like. It's really back as chill. Yeah. I put fucking tires on him. They're like, dude. We're fucking tires. We go off road at times, but it's like my boy, my boy, it's actually crazy. My boy Aiden. He's super cool. He put the tires on himself. Right. This shit is crazy. No, he's a legend. Like he's super cool. We're not going to catch up? No. He's just like out of his mom's garage. That's a cool friend. Yeah. He's cool, bro. I fucking know that guy. It's whatever. No, I don't care. He's a real crazy man. He's a dick. You're talking about your methods, brother, right? No, no, no, no, no. That's Aiden. Oh, Aiden. Yeah, Aiden. Aiden is not Aiden. Yeah, he's super cool. Aiden, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Aiden. But still, bro, he's a cool friend, bro. Yeah, he's super cool. He's super cool, dude, bro. Like super chill. Yeah, he's super chill. Yeah. Cool motherfucker, man. His mom is hot. Oh my God, he fucks. Bro. He fucks, bro. Fucks. Don't never let me see her. You ever knew? I'm crazy, bro. I fuck all the moms, bro. That's my rush, bro. He's super cool. Every fucking mom, I just have to take her down, bro. No, you know what's crazy? His mom just caught mono. No. Legit. That's crazy. Legit. She has mono. No, she's super cool, though. She's super cool. She doesn't even talk about it. Wow. Yeah, he's like whatever. She's like. Damn. Yeah. She's crazy, bro. Yeah. That's stupid. Nah, it's a good car, though. It ride good. But it's crazy. You got a photo? Got a photo? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yes, sir. Hell yeah. Once I started playing with that dirt shit, I was like, yeah, I think Jeep a little bit better. It's better for the all, bro. You know, Jeep's flipped, though, man. You don't fuck with the can now? You don't get me on that sweater. I don't want to look. I used to hate to look at your dirty shit, but the mom fucked it down. I want one of them. Yeah, that game, I respect. Fuck all that shit. I've been talking to you. You got a couple old classics, though. I got a couple. You had a towel, too, right? I had a towel. I left it. I got 94 in Paula. Don't let me get into talking. Because I need color. He'll be like, you see your little punk ass cars. Almost six real cars in a minute. Keep talking to the shrimp ass cars. I got 94 in Paula. I'm sorry, man. I got 94 in Paula. 73 in Skylaw. 79 in Chauvin Nova. 86 colors. 98 in me. You got the same color. What's up? You got the same color. You got the same color. That's my dad. That's my dad. That's my dad. The OG of them all. Niggas got this. Niggas got this. Hey, go ahead, though. What you got, though? What you got, though? Me and here, man. Don't screw up. Don't screw up. Don't screw up. Don't screw up. Don't screw up. Don't screw up. You got a smoke school. This nigga bought my Monte Carlo. Tell me what you got, though. I know you going to do something, too. Fuck out of here, man. This nigga... I mean... Name something. Name something. He going to be like, I got three of them. No, I'm deliberately going to name shit that I'm going to make you go get me. 94 in Paula. Yeah. 95. Yeah. 96. You with Riviera? Yeah. 79 in Monte Carlo. Yeah. You with Riviera? Nah. You got a 63? You don't talk about two. Man, 67 most things. Wait, how many cards you got? Got a grandnest. Got two of those. What the fuck? Got a bit. Got a cool bit. The more important question is... C5. C6. Nah, just a couple of C5. Just a couple of C5. On look. On look. C3. C4. On look. On look. Damn, what's my... How much money you got, man? Got a comparison. Got a comparison. I got some in dollars. 69. Not to say it wasn't no dunks in 69. Dunks are just from... 71. 71 to 75. Yeah. Yeah, I was going to go from 69 to 73. 71 to 76. But you went from 71 to 73. They ain't talking about Camaro. They ain't be collecting the old cards like it's Hot Wheels. Only y'all don't really fuck with 74. You do? Yeah. And some of them be fucked up. I got a 74. They ain't get them right of vision. Man. Some of them be fucked up. Some of them be fucked up. Why you buy this? It's fun to fix it. See, y'all don't like new cards. Y'all just like old school shit. I don't like that new shit. Nah. Nah, I got Lexus. I'm 350 RC, man. I just need... I don't like that new shit. Y'all for nothing. I don't like that new shit. It devalues, man. It depreciates. Yeah. I'm really not right now. Right now, use cards at all time. How are you trying to buy these? That's why it's good cause there's no chips. They're not making no chips. I don't give you wrong. The moment that one of these shows paid me well enough and I've been saving my coins. I've been saving them for years. What you get? For about 12 years. I don't know, man. I might get that Bentley, motherfucker, man. You gonna get it? Which one? For my dirty dirty. Which one you gonna get? Oh, shit. Yeah. Everything on it. Everything on it. Yo bro, you a target. What's your birthday? May I say it? So what's your best one? Come on, man. Let's go ahead and get us some Bentley's, man. Best words of the card? Best words of the card. What's your best words of the card? What's your best words of the card? What's your best words of the card? Worst card? Worst card? What's your best card ever had? Yeah. I'll probably say my 94 in politics. Just because I like it. Because that fit my whole swag. You feel me? But I'm looking for El Camino. My worst card, I wouldn't even say it because I probably made the most money in the ugliest card I ever had. 94, 984 in school. Two dough. Ugliest card you ever had is the most reliable shit you ever grabbed. I put 40,000 miles on that bitch in two years. For me, that's it. Malouda King to the other end of Malouda King. That's it. So you said the best one. You said the worst card I ever had. Give it to me one more time, please. 984, that's good. Two dough. Hashback. Seat belt went all by itself. Get him back for Christ's sake. Y'all ever had a Christ? That sure works. Christ is the best. Christ is the best. Christ is the best. It was the round or was it when they started trying to look like a Bentley? We were in shape shit. I was scamming in it. It was all of us. You just scamming in it. Yeah, I was scamming. You know how that should go. No, I don't. That's all we can talk about. What do you mean by that? Don't tell them about it. You ain't gonna tell them about it. You said what? You don't tell them about it. Yeah, I ain't gonna do shit. Yeah. Nah, fuck that. It was what it was. It is what's gonna be. Ain't no statute of limitations on no shit like that. Nah, I think the work card I ever bought my partner knew he'd transmission fucked up but I bought it for like 250. What did you expect me now? What did you expect? What did you expect? Smoke coming through the vent. Now I have to drive. Damn. I have to drive like 20 minutes and then be right back. Damn. Got a second gift. You paying for 250. The smoke coming through the vent while you driving forward. All I, all in my head was a car in the ties roll. That's all I need. I need a car and I need the ties roll. Can you see? Right. That's the one thing that you do need to come out with. Out of all the old schools that I've never bought, I ain't never lost on one. Weird. Yeah. I ain't never lost on one. On the old school. On the old school? Huh? I ain't lost on shit. Tell that nigga clean. Still. Which one? Which one? When are we starting from? I'm talking about from someone's that started back in the old school. When are we starting from? Tell that nigga. Tell that nigga. You talking about what? The Cadillac? Cadillac fucked up. The only car first in the flames, man. Yeah, but it wasn't mechanically fucked up. No, it blew up, man. I had a blowout and that's what started the fire. The tire caught on fire. Oh. But I'm saying mechanically, it wasn't. Well, I'll give it to you. I'll give you, I will give you pre, post that. Oh, I'm just, yes. I know you're talking about this. All the cars I had prior to any success was fucked up. Yeah. I haven't been in the car and I was smoking down the highway. They was just so, and we kept driving. The whole front, what car did the BJ have? He had a Honda, he had a Honda fucking 19, what the fuck ever. And this nigga's shit was barbecuing. No. The whole shit smoked out. Niggas high school had a Ford Stratus. You remember that shit read, the gold dust, he's gotta admit the gold dust. Niggas had a van and they stole it. Niggas, this nigga had the sweet pickles, man. Look at his hands. Listen, who's had to put the key in, right? Look at his fingers right there. Look at his fingers. Hey, Crankle, yeah, the wires and student event. I knew it was over, you did this. Mmm. You had to turn them off over. Put the key in the niche, hit that bitch with the wire. Mmm. That big Crankle. No cap. Niggas had that Volvo, that was a motherfucking tank. A Volvo was a bullshit. A family car. My family always got Volvo moves. No, I had the box one, the square one and that bitch was loud and a bitch. I couldn't talk to nobody with the car. You know they put out the long one, that was like a hearse. Yeah. Them long Volvo was a... Oh, I saw it all. Yeah. P.T. Crew. P.T. Crew. Oh, shit. My mama said, then when I had stopped selling dope out there, she told me, why people keep rubbing up on my car? You be doing stuff in my car. I said, Oh, wow. I said, No. Mama be normal, but she don't be normal. But I need you to motherfucking buy five million dollars. God. I gotta give you a car, man. God. Damn, I'm true. I was trapped in P.T. Crew. What, I read? I was saying everything. Man. What you in? P.T. Crew. Yeah. Crazy shit. I had it with Aston though. Had to Aston. Oh, yeah. That shit was crazy. I wanted to buy that. You had Aston? I wanted to buy that bitch. I couldn't buy that. That bitch was a porch killin' nigga. What type of money were you? That shit. I ain't loosing nothing on that because that shit was home. God damn. I've been trying to hit Mike. He's like, You don't want to tie down to that shit. Yeah. All right. That motherfucker was cold too. Had to Aston. Hell yeah. That bitch was cold. What happened? They designed that whole shit. Why you saying it? I wasn't even driving. I wasn't even driving. And I wasn't even here to drive this shit. I ain't without that. My mom was driving it. She loosing hubcaps. Oh, yeah. That shit cost $600 to get a hubcaps. I'm like, A lot of family was buying cars that they couldn't get parts for. Like my homeboy, his mom and them was buying a lot of sobs. I don't know if y'all remember sobs. That's A, B. Yeah. He had about four sobs in his, in his yard. Like in the grass. There was all shit. There was all shit. There was all shit. I don't know if y'all remember sobs. I don't know if y'all remember sobs. He had about four sobs in his, in his yard. Like in the grass. There was all shit. There was all shit. There was all shit. There was all shit. There was all shit. There was all shit. There was all shit. No! Sobs. I thought they were expecting cars. How many sobs, Did that shit was cool? And paid them full? Is there about ten, about ten sobs? You heard them? His parents had them sobs out in the front yard, like a graveyard. Yeah, not. Some of them don't got wheels on them. Some of them got no engines. Some of them got no bumper, and they were taking parts from I can't put my clothes back up with the socks. The socks always stick, the cloth and that stink. It's a lot of cloth that just fell off. Yeah, she used to be the shag fan. I'm trying to find me a dope ass little fire speed. So I don't know if I might get me up. You know, you know what I'm saying? Hell yeah. I miss it. That's why they had to find me something. And they used to have a bus sign. And they had a vanilla ice mustang thing. Hell yeah. I'm too close. I didn't like to drive and cheer. I don't want to move all the goddamn time. That shit cold though. I'm on NASCAR. Because I hit the brakes a lot. So it doesn't mean I'm going to be downshifted a lot. It's part of it. Why you hitting the brakes on my bike? I ain't going so fast without it. I'm going to be driving. I ain't even need to drive on the sprayway and everybody's driving right beside each other. Man, y'all either going to wait. I still got to get that car. I got to show you how to drive and stick. I got to show you how to drive and stick. Get your ass out the left lane. Get your ass out the left lane. I'm looking for a car because I said I'm going to teach everybody how to drive and stick. But I ain't found the car yet. Oh, you ain't going to do it on the truck. Hell yeah. I need it. See, you know how to drive with everybody? I don't drive anything, bro. Man. Do you drive motorcycles, man? Yeah. I got a motorcycle. That's right. Why you ain't never say DZ, that's right? Because my brother took it from me. Oh, man. I want to see him. He took my motorcycle to the house and kept it from me. Is your older brother? My little brother. Little brother? He's like, you don't need to be on a goddamn motorcycle. Oh, bro. We got to ride. Even let me ride all the way by myself. I'm not going to get the big t-rex. I wanted the old n***a shit. No, I want the shit with the loud ratio. I want it. Or the one we bring with you. The computer love. They're too loud. You gotta be full. You gotta be full. They're gonna distract you. They'll distract you. Fuck, fuck, fuck. They're gonna piss me off, man. I don't want to be dangerous, but want to be safe. I just want to follow God one week. I want to cruise. I want to cruise. You got to ride. What do you mean? I want to make it just like a place. They like to wipe them shit down and just play the music. You draw one? Yeah, I draw one. They ain't mine. Man, I thought you had bought that bitch. We told them folks, uh... They begin to hear a bit. Yeah, hell yeah. They don't even know what you're about to work. They don't even know what you're about to work. They don't even know what you're about to work. They just want to be seen and they want to be heard. Yeah, they don't care about that shit. They be racing that like them. They don't care about the speed on that shit. They just like the way it looks. They want more compartments. The dude told me to do that later. And they want to travel. Okay, so you know I can put clothes, my suitcase over here. Now my label is right. They do it for my compartments. The nigga told me, he said, he said, he said, I tried to ask him before I did the skit. I asked the dude before... Another dude let me ride it. I asked the dude, I said, hey man, you gonna let me borrow the bike? He said, man, I'll let you borrow my wife before I let you borrow my bike. I said, what the fuck? He was serious. He said, I love this bike right here. I said, nigga, you don't know if she'll ever last on the bitch's ass. I would have said, where your bitch at, man? Yeah, yeah. Fuck that bike, man. Hey, you said what you said, OG. Hey, bitch, come here, man. Bring that hag in here. Bring that hag in here, bitch. I'm about to start letting some shit go though. Nah, you ain't going to call a barbie to jump right now. You got to start letting some shit go. I'm going to start a bike club, bro. You going to start what? Yeah, I'm riding, bro. You know, that nigga be lame, bro. I've just seen a group of bike niggas. Those niggas are going to try to extort you. Oh, type of old, weird shit. What do you mean? It's niggas today. I fought with them. I already ride. I ain't riding with newer niggas. They be like, just want to go ride. They ain't going to let you in. You ain't riding. They ain't going to let you in. He just got a bike. He didn't get in the game. He said, don't do it. You get a bike. You in the game. You in the game. I'm getting that one. You in the game. I'm glad I said it on the show. Now they going to hit me and try to sell me one. I'm giving me one of them up for the last week or so. I'm going to get one with the side car. Motorcycle, motorcycle like... It's like a motorcycle energy. If a nigga on a motorcycle can see you, he fucked with you. Nigga, I got to pull it over, right? I ain't getting pulled over by my bike star. I'm on the side of the road. Nigga, the motorcycle got in. It's a little thing when a motorcycle passes you. It's a little way, I don't know. I think it's a little shit. Something in the bottom. I don't know what the fuck is this shit. They put the little deuces in the bottom though. Like, bitch, I can't see. You put your motherfucking head up. Nigga, what do you do? Nigga, pull it over, come back. I'm going to literally came all the way back. I'm like, you straight? I'm like, nigga, what the fuck man do you pull over? I don't know. It's just a motorcycle shit. A motorcycle nigga pull over. I don't know what to do with a motorcycle. Everybody in cars, they're not really standing there. So you straight and they play. Nigga, if you need something, I'm on the motorcycle. I can get that quicker. I'm like, bitch, nigga, stay here with my bike while I got there. I don't think you can stay here with the bike. You hop on this shit? No, I got the fuck on. That nigga ain't coming up. That nigga did an S.O.S. in your ass. I don't have to go into the cave and come back. He stayed and wiped my bike for me. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. I ain't going to come back. Oh, man. I'm going to have to go get my truck. Because I want to wait for the tow truck. So I got my truck, hooked my shit up and got the fuck on. And paying about $300 for stillness. Man. I mean, you meet a real nigga, you do real nigga shit. I'm like, ain't nobody right now going to pull over and help me, boy. People going to help you, bro. I left here one night and I stopped in my fucking battery bag. As soon as I popped the hood, the nigga pulled around. That's it. Hell nah, boy, I wouldn't dare let you do that shit. I got it this shit. Nigga jumped the shit off. Got you right back. I called another flat, pulled over. Nobody stopped. I'm like, what a nigga with a motorcycle. I need help. I don't have time to fold that round bike. I'm trying to stick my face out. Nobody with a motorcycle. Nigga's a round bike. That's me. He called a photo to the light. But what's the thing about it, though, is when you get the messages way after the fact, motherfucker, you be like, bro, didn't I see you? I need to make the motorcycle. I called him. Everything when you famous. I remember I got into a car crash. He was just pulling up on me. I said, bitch, I'm in a car crash, man. I'm going through the sickest part of my life right now. My people don't care. Nigga's going to give a fuck. Nigga came and took a selfie and dipped. I swear to God. I'm standing outside the car. I got into a car crash. Nigga took a selfie with me. He said, bro, you still in the car. I said, bitch, I killed your ass. Now, what you doing with the skit? I ain't saying that, though. Yeah. Grandma fucking cut me off in the turning lane. I was recording. Damn. That's crazy. I'm going to be doing the most stupidest shit sometimes. That shit is going to make you say some crazy shit. Move, fuck me. Give a fuck. Why you got to do it like this so blankly? Take the picture and get going. Just recording me for a long period of time by me doing it being normal. Look at that nigga doing smoke. Wreck me in shit. I can't buy no bag of chips. I'm kicking up. You ain't buying enough. You doing bad, damn. That's all you got, damn, bitch. He ain't being stupid, bro. When the people who be in the store when you already get there, like them drunk ass people, they just start throwing you. They shit up there with you. Man, buy me a beer here. You got it. I seen you on there. Come on now, shit. Put the hood on. Hey, put the hood on, man. They always put the head out. He got it. He got it. Every time you gonna do what you fuck with me, every time you gonna do what you fuck with me. You know the game though, right? Like they'll charge you. Like when you go somewhere, you shopping and shit. They wait till you pay and then it's like, nigga, I knew that was you. I'm like, here we running game. Oh man, they been trying to get it. We seem to do grab some money for this car. Faked homeless the other day. Oh, they do that, huh? No, you can't be homeless with a line up, nigga. Yo, shit, Krispy, nigga, you used your first day. That shit real, bro. What's the word they be using for that? What? Yeah, that's the word. My auntie took some money back from my home the first one time. He said he wanted some money. Go get something to eat. He went in the liquor store. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, auntie, you know I'm scared. I'm nervous. What's the best homeless people sign you ever seen? What's the word? Best homeless sign. The fuck is wrong with you? What did you say? Best homeless sign. I don't know. I don't know. They be like, goodbye and die four weeks. Don't really write about it. I can't write about it. I gotta get a nigga back. You gotta be trying to get them jackets and shit, man. If I ain't got nothing to give them jacket. They don't want that shit done. They don't be one fool half the time. One nigga, we passed out McChiggins and we was in Atlanta. We passed out McChiggins and everybody was getting two. But I was just being stupid. I'm just giving out two to everybody. I'm not knowing how many people gonna come over here. So many homeless people come over here. I ended up having to start giving out one. I gave the nigga one. I said, what the hell nigga? You not thankful for this blessing we giving you? He said he wanted two like the rest of everybody else. Kick the bucks and everything. He tried to be in treated different. It's bigger than the two. It's bigger than that. He need to go and do something now. But he felt like every time it's his turn, they changed the rules. That's why he homeless. I can't lie, I can't lie. I know how that nigga felt. Now I keep some change. I try to keep a couple dollars. You know you're gonna see by Sam and Adon. I don't be having dollars, but they give you they cashier. They be having cashier? These niggas got cashier. Where's the J. Wood? They have the time. I tried to help the one lady. The money came back. I said well I tried. I think it's selfish when they be having a dog with them. Oh yeah that's my shit. Now that dog they be trying to do. That's how you know it. Now you selfish now bitch. The dogs think he on the longest dog. That dog don't know what the fuck going on. This nigga don't know. That dog thinks this is the best life he could live. The dog know he can go get some food. He's across the street. I just can't go nowhere. I can't go nowhere. I'm with this dumb-ass nigga. No you gotta let the dog off the leash. That's what I'm saying. If your dog off the leash and he stay there that's your dog. But they really do you. But if you take the leash off that nigga go. That nigga never meant to be doing this. I had shit to do. They be trying to pin the dog to make you feel sorry for him. You ain't even a pin the dog. That's how you even tell them they really do. If the dog in good shape they doing better than you think they are. That dog won't be in good shape. It won't be the homeless nigga. One dog he be having piss. But they be having a whole building. I'm talking about a whole mirror building. But that also keeps somebody off you while you sleep. No cap. I always wonder what would be wrong with the dog when people be like. What they be feeding the dog? You think that's the homeless dog? What homeless person had a dog with a dog head pumping. And put them right back in the game. What? They had like seed pumping. So they make like a hundred dollars. They got to see a hundred dollars and went right back up. I always wonder when people say it's a rescue dog. Like what the dog got rescued from. They didn't get rescued nigga. They got it from the animal shelter. Animal shelter is the used car place for dogs nigga. You got a dog that didn't nobody want. The dog was already fucked up. But I'm saying like the reason. You didn't save that dog nigga. You saved the dog. All of them homeless niggas got a dog out of a war story. Them dogs in that shelter is a traumatized dog. Some of them want to go home. You don't need to be figuring that shit out when that dog like five years old and been through shit. He just want a home. Man that dog traumatized man. Man that dog been through five owners. He don't even know what is what. That's the dog I want. Now he in dog jail. And you about to get him out of dog jail. You want to come home. He about to bite this shit out your way. Man you tripping. Better get you a puppy and rake it at bay. You tripping. What if the dog alcohol against shit. A rescue one. Like he had to be in there a certain amount of days as the sober up. What if he was a drug dog. He got hooked on cocaine. He got kicked off the force. And you take him home because you wanted to build your malinois. It's hard to find a home. What's a build your malinois? That's the German Shepherd that work for the police. You don't know a name. That type of dog. I had a uh... I had a springer spain. Who is your springer spain? Who is your queen Elizabeth? I don't tell you. Springer Sadio, man. We got good dogs. We got friendly dogs. We got lap dogs. We got our dog chip us. Shit. Got a reward if it get lost in shit. A reward if it get lost in all types of shit. Dog got a chip in it. Dog got a chip. Dog got a collar. Dog got all types of shit. We ain't know nothing about haircuts. You hope that dog get your crack in car shave that mother with some club. Hell no, don't get that stupid head dog. I don't get that dog. I'm just making anybody who got like a disabled dog like a dog with three legs and shit. Dog with the wheels? Yeah, nigga with the wheels. I'm getting me a hunting dog. You said it. I want me one of them. I want a hound dog named Blue. You want a hound dog? I want a dog named Blue. I want a dog named Blue. I want a dog named Blue. I want a dog named A dog Blue. We call him Zoo. You're fucking ass over here, Blue. Get over here. I used to have a what? We had a Labrador. It got junk. That's a good dog. I want to know how y'all got the dog. The Labrador. See, niggas don't never know how they got the dog. We had a black lab with three legs. He had a name Alabama. Why? It was his name when he had four legs. Can't change it all? Can't change it all? You're different, but you're the same. But you're still the same. God, man. What's that little old ass dog y'all had, nigga? What do you want? A little low to the ground ass dog. That dog... is wrestling peace. No. We had a lot of them, but, you know, whatever. Wrestling peace, Chappie. Wrestling peace, Rusty. I had a dog with part wolf. Yeah, wrestling peace, Chappie. Chappie. That was the springer. No, they both were springer spams. I had two. Yeah, we had two of them. That was the same kind of dog. That is definitely suburban. I'm from the suburban, but I ain't never had two with the same dog. Really? I got two of the same. He's one and he's one. Look at him. I put jackets on him. He was lonely, so I got him. I love doing that shit, man. We had much more long time. Put middle people over like 25, y'all. Ain't nothing special when you get a red nose or a blue nose. Got your little mint. Somebody got a lab mixed with a pit. Mix with a child. You got a child with a pit. You got a child with a pit. You got a child with a pit. You got a child with a pit lab. Oh, nigga. Them child users was known for biting the shit out of people. We had a child. Them child users were right up on the pit bulls for biting the shit out of kids in the neighborhood. Passion of the listed. Why do y'all always got a stupid name like that? That was your dog, man. essence. Y'all gonna name this bitch. Everybody trying to fuck with your dog. This bitch is essence. Her name is passion. I'm gonna kill somebody. All right. Boy, I'm way out of this up the street. My mom used to have to drive with the door open just to catch the dog. He's been keeping they pets and shit too long, bro. Like when the dog go blind, it's time to let the dog go. What you gonna do? Get him a stick? Yeah. My phone had a blind dog. At least if he running into the wall, I'd be like, bruh. My auntie had a blind dog. Every time somebody knocked at the door, my phone was running to the wall. It was terrible. They used to have to pick it up before somebody would come. I didn't watch the dog do this stupid shit. I had a dog. His name was Bo. Both his back high legs went out. They split. He was dragging his back high legs behind him. He had two good front legs. Both high legs back behind him were stinky legs. You fucked up. They dragging. He's doing all kinds of shit. Chicken wing. He's a good dog, though. He just hits splits all the time, man. He'd do a split whenever, man. He'd do a split just trying to get into his bowl. Man, he'd be like, go eat. He'd just drop to a split like that. And drag. And drag his ass to the bowl. What happened? Man, they gave up. We used to play with them a lot. Good dog, man. Rest in peace, Bo. Passion died off, man. Passion bit out of hand. That bit drove us crazy. I'm gonna say it, man. I ain't never met the bitch. My dog? Dad, it fucked up, man. It is what it is, bitch. Fuckin' little, it's a Kirkland Spray, man. It's a fuckin' dog. I bet you had a little dog. Lee said Kirkland Spray. He had no thing to do, too, for the little dog. No one they called him here. He had a little dog, truly, lady Bo. Yeah, I know. What's up? What's up? Man, we didn't talk about everything in the motherfucking world, bro. What's next? Oh, shit. TV? Yeah, yeah. Man, what it is, motherfucker? We can't talk about it, man. We gonna talk about it? Yeah, man. We just writing a movie right now, but it's just in the works. But, um, yeah. Pop your motherfucking shit, nigga. Pop your motherfucking shit, nigga! Yeah. That's a good shit. Yeah, man. Probably get one of them pits. Don't get no pit. You don't want the hind legs to go back. Yeah, I know. And they had their wheels. Huh? Yeah. Yeah, I ain't gonna make that shit a joke now. Yeah, the fuck they are? He was a good dog. He always ate all his food. He always drank all his milk. So that defines a good dog? Because they both fucking eat and drink? Yeah, he listened to them. Y'all didn't try to get him the wheels or nothing? Nah, the, um... We put a brace on him. We thought the brace would help him. The brace just tore his back out. Yeah. On them type of dogs. What type of dog Bo was? Purebred. Jazz now? Okay, yeah. Oh, okay. What the fuck are you talking about, nigga? I'm talking about... Oh, this nigga lying about his dogs. Yeah. He got a Jazz now. Yeah, that's my brother. He got a Jazz now. What type of dog Bo was? A Boxer. Oh, yeah, he's a Boxer. Bo was a Boxer, yeah, man. I might know him by the master, but I don't know what. Like, some pull. What means we do them? They got a little pull thing. They got big shoulders, broad. Yeah. Hey, crazy, too. Yeah, they got Boxers. Look, that motherfucker was a Boxer. Yeah, yeah. We in this bitch. Yeah, a Boxer crazy. He's smart. No, he's smart. He's like... I'm like, dawg, I ain't never had no dog. That's what they need. That's what motherfuckers don't be knowing, dawg. Whatever wrong with you, you're gonna be wrong with that goddamn dog. If you don't figure yourself out, you know what I'm saying? If you neurotic your dog, you're gonna be neurotic. I'm telling you the truth. You gotta talk that shit. You gotta be a pack leader, so I put in that little... Talk that shit. You need to write a book, my boy. Niggas ain't gonna read it. If you can train a dog, you can find your way through life. Come on, man. I had a dog that was too advanced from me before the time for me to have a dog. New York Times best sellers on every book. You can train a dog, you can navigate your way through life. Hey, all it is is mastering yourself and getting them on a routine and getting them to respond to what the fuck. They just need some guidance. That's why they need to figure out what she needs. I already got it figured out. Right here, that's what you do. Hi, it's Arnold. Everybody bought this shit. And they all got traits bred into them already. Them niggas is real life, goddamn Pokemon. All right, man, we gotta wrap this shit up. We talking about Pokemon. Shit didn't get too crazy. Family setting. It's roaches. We appreciate you. Let's go. I'll introduce y'all in that social media. 85 cents. We out this beat.