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We apologize for any inconvenience, but we are still assessing the interruption. If you have just entered our territory, or at the start of your journey along the Q-line. I'm getting up my appetite, no fork, no knife, having dinner with my ass, other slice of apple, stir the ceiling, sure I got go, but don't need it. I'm at her, okay? I paid a lot of money for this. Oh my God, like, you got it at that $5 haircut place. I'm $5 haircut? It was $11. Oh my God. I want to point out how the modeling agency came to me first. But then they saw me, and they had to, mm-mm. Really copying my hairstyle, guys. Okay, I have to work really hard for this. And he thinks he can do it, she thinks she can do it. I think we should announce that we are quitting our careers as YouTubers. We've been sought out. Yep. And, um, you know what's bad about it. Girls do this. I don't know. You know what's bad about it. We are girls. You should have just gone and quit. Yeah, hang on tight. Okay. We're done here. Oh my God. Oh my God. My, oh my God, my head is so itchy. Oh, that was terrible. That was so much fun though. April Fool's. Uh, that was such a bad in April Fool's joke. But you know what? It was pretty fun. We had a lot of fun. Shout out though. Shout out to anyone who are like girls and guys or just whatever who have over six inches of hair. Shout out to you. Yeah. Like maintaining that and keeping that everywhere. I don't, I don't know. I'm having a mental breakdown. Hmm. Why am I not turning the volume off? Oh yeah. Oh. Woo. Okay. So we bought wigs. The reason we have wigs is we're starting a new skit for both Sirius Tiktok and my YouTube channel. Um, we're going to do, we're going to walk around Wonderland and act like ditzy blonde girls, but I can't stay in character. I didn't stick to my storyline at all. We're going to get into it though. Practice. We need a few practice runs. Guys, that was the first time we're going to, we're going to master this. We need to develop like individual personalities. Yeah. Oh, look how red I am now. I know. I'm like, I don't know. I know. I know. I'm like a tomato. It's just my face. Okay. Legitimate question though. Does long hair actually make things get hot? Yeah. Does it? We were boiling. Like I'm still boiling. Yeah. Like mad respect for girls right now. Like you guys, you girls, you girls know what's going on. Oh my God. Yeah. We do need a Beyonce fan for the walk-in. We'll get someone blowing air at us as we're walking into Wonderland. What's Beyonce's most famous song? You know what we should do? Walk around Wonderland with the wigs and we're acting all tough and ditzy and all that, but then it'll cut scene to everyone else's reactions of us. What's grown fat man walking around Wonderland with wigs? We're going to do a challenge when we try and walk around Wonderland in high heels. I would do that. I would ride Leviathan in high heels. Oh. Skyhawk flip is skyhawk in high heels. That's a weapon. Oh my God. Okay. Okay. We're so derailed. Just not the water park because they don't want to see her cankles. Oh my God. Okay. Let's skip to the No More Hippo model agency. Guys, don't worry. We're still doing YouTube. I think I was a stroke of genius. Okay. This is your week. Did we go to King's Dominion and thing this week? Yes, we did. We did. Okay. Wonder what we get back. Monday morning. That's why it's so weird. Guys, we didn't do a podcast last Saturday. That's why things feel a little like, you know, it kind of feels like we're starting again for the first time, but we're not. I think we originally wanted to. What? Do something, right? Because we thought about you guys. So we're not like, you know, I know we didn't post anything. We weren't like. We didn't think about them. We're not going to lie to you guys. We were riding roller coasters and we completely forgot. No. After the park, we originally, the original plan was to do something maybe in the parking lot or whatever for half an hour. But then after the park, we all got hungry even though we ate so much and then we went to Sonics and I was quite disappointing. So we went back to the hotel and cried about it. I got to be real with them. I can't lie to them. Okay. But can you describe, so I'll describe you. So Syria's trip on this trip was like a little kid on Christmas. Like he was just so ecstatic to ride a roller coaster. It could have been a kiddie coaster going up a tire lift hill, hardly making it because he weighs 380 goddamn pounds. But he was enjoying every minute of it. He was enjoying it. It was cute. The vlogs are fun. We're going up Apollo's chariots lift hill and he's just like, Oh my God, a roller coaster. Then there's me. How would you describe my trip? Okay. So you know what? It actually went a little bit different than I thought because regardless, I knew Brendan was going to have fun. I knew he was going to enjoy it. But he's going there for the whole experience, not necessarily just the roller coasters. He just wants to experience something new. But when we got there and the first ride we rode was tempasto and just walking up, you know, like not saying you don't show emotion because that's just not really bad because you do. He does. But you know, like when people get over excited for something, that's like me, but Brendan, he's more able to contain himself and keep himself composed. He's like, okay, yeah, roller coaster. It's fun. But okay. Yeah, let's ride it. Well, we sat down on tempasto and he started like, is this intense? Is this intense? Does this go fast? And oh my God, he absolutely loved it. Same with Apollo's chariot. We got on Apollo's chariot and you know, he's thinking, oh, just another B&M hype or whatever. We're going up. The lift hill is relatively short and he's like, you know, getting the camera in already. And he's like, yeah, I'm excited. But and then we go down the drop and he's like, oh my God. And it was going really good. So he really enjoyed that. I think you had a lot more fun at Bush Gardens than you thought you would. I did. But I think I learned on this trip. I'm a lot more general public than I realized. I wasn't handling the ride so well, but should I show them? I think you should show them. Why don't we show you guys a little six minute clip of our reactions, our reactions. Don't watch the last 30 seconds. On the rides. Here we go. Oh my God. Is it scary? He goes right away. Oh no, you don't know how to put it in there. I'm scared. Is it like super intense up here? Thank you. It's getting that far. There's nothing to hold onto. That's far clear. Now sit back with your back. A little sloppy. Sit back. Sit back. Over here has been fearing for my life. The only reason now I'm worrying him though is because he's right out in my family. Okay, like if I die on this thing, you're... If you could do temp, I still find you're probably going to be flying here, but there will be probably a lot of people here. I'm scared. No prejudice. What if I gray out? Then you gray out. It's going to be a little 10 second clip to the beginning of the vlog. Everyone has said I'm going to hate this ride. I'm just going to watch the reaction. It's a fun trip, needless to say. Oh my goodness. Okay, I kind of want to just dive into it. Can we dissect it? Okay, what do you want to dissect? Okay, so we kind of already know this because we talked a lot about it in the car and stuff, but Brendan, Busch Gardens, Williamsburg, I know you had high hopes for it, but what did you honestly think of it? It's my new favorite park. My new favorite park. And we didn't even get to ride the dive coaster or dark coaster. So two coasters we missed. It's so good. It's so beautiful. I know. Mr. Sammich says, why are you afraid of the not so scary rides? Guys, you don't understand. That sky thing, it does this. And you're on a cable, okay? We know what happens. If you know what Dragster used to do, we know what happens to cables. Oh my God! You can't just be going around saying stuff like that. We did go to the dark coaster preview area. Honestly, the park's so good though. Everything about it. Apollo's Turret, craps on behemoth. I don't give a crap what anyone says. It craps on behemoth. It's older than behemoth, and it's just like their bitch slapping the crap out of behemoth. And behemoth is just like, ah! And you know how behemoth, when it trims, everything dies? When Apollo trims, it's just like, oh, you think that's enough to slow me down? You saw my reaction. I literally thought we were on the break run, and it's just like, 90 degree drop into a... Okay, I want to talk about Alpengeist. Alpengeist is my third favorite steel roller coaster. I was telling him this ride is nothing to trifle over. Like, this ride is intense. And I don't think they believe me. So what did you first think of Alpengeist? And you all saw the video. You all saw his eyes rolling to the back of his head going through that cobra roll. It is so big. Like, the video doesn't do it justice. Like that, it's like, how tall is it? 196 feet tall. Is that from the bottom of the... Oh, okay. It goes on forever. Like, and these elements are like... They're huge. But you know what it is? Like, they're huge. They're a little drawn out, but the train is just going so fast that it doesn't feel drawn out. I love Alpengeist. It's one of my favorite rides in the world now. Literally. Pantheon. Pantheon was amazing. Amazing. Amazing even though I look like... He's never ridden a roller coaster before, guys. He doesn't even know what... Did it go fast? I'm literally like, is it scary? Yeah. That's my... Oh my God. Oh, and then Invader, he grayed out on... So... Shut up! Guys, Invader, and it looks like if you look at a picture of it, you're probably thinking, what is that? That's nothing. But you ride it and you're like, oh my God. And coming into the break run, it does this dive down into a valley, like a big U-band, and it is so sharp, and we come into the break run, and it's like, I just grayed out! Well, at least I'm not scared of a goddamn gondola. Oh my God, who are you? Okay, and I think I have a video somewhere of you holding onto me for dear life on a little magic carpet ride. Yeah, you too. I don't want to hear it. Sorry, I'm afraid of these 191 feet tall inverts. Like a normal goddamn person! For Bolton? What did you think of for Bolton? For Bolton was good. So like, I watched back the footage. This is how I... Because in the moment, it's because I had such high anticipations for it that when I came off of it, I was like, that didn't really meet it, but then when I look at the clip and hear myself, I'm having fun. So it's a great ride. It was definitely just a little shy of my expectations. A little shy. Would for Bolton be a good fit at Wonderland? Yeah, any of those... Not saying that. Any of those rides would be a good fit at Wonderland. And that's the thing that every single ride at that park would be a good fit at Wonderland. And all those rides, each one is completely different. Like, okay, I'm not hating on Leviathan or Behemoth, but everyone can agree they're pretty similar, right? But like, there is nothing like Apollo's Chariot in that park. There's nothing else like Alpingeis in that park. Like, each attraction they pick is unique from everything else in the park and the surrounding area. So I think that's one of the reasons why their lineup is so good. Yeah. And then we went to King's Dominion, and then we left and went back to... Wait, wait, two hours I can't stop it. We got the RMC. We got Flight of Fear. No I-305. Oh, yeah. No. I wouldn't go back to King's Dominion without I-305. It was so bad. It was so bad. I was pretty shocked, to be honest, like with the One Train thing. Like, you know, they had All Season 9. I guess that really does... Well, it shows a few things. Like, yeah, maybe they're going through more of a staffing shortage, but it shows Wonderland, like, you know, as much as... And I know, like, I, you know, we give it a tough time sometimes, but kudos to Wonderland for, like, you know, whenever the park opens, every single ride, even if it's just a little kid's ride in the back of the park that no one rides, is up and running. But at these other parks, the standard is just having one train on. And, you know, you would never see that at Wonderland. So big shout out to Wonderland because it is a very frustrating experience to pay full, full admission prices, but only getting a quarter of what the park has to offer. And unfortunately, that was our experience at Kings Dominion. I've just been informed that the Patreon chat isn't working. I'm just trying to quickly fix that. Even, you know, Bush Gardens, like, it was a little frustrating with Pantheon only having one train, but, you know what, they did open it. So, you know, at least they opened it. And, you know, we were, I think we were pretty lucky to get on it because that first day we went there, they were testing it. They were testing it, but they didn't open it. And then we were at Kings Dominion and we got word that, hey, you know what, Pantheon is open and we spent 20 minutes trying to confirm that it was open and it was. And then they're like, yep, get in the car. We're getting out of here. We're going to go ride some real rides. I think I figured I had to fix it. Keep talking. Not saying that, like, Kings Dominion is a bad park or anything, but I don't know, operations-wise, they have a lot of stuff they need to sort out. So that was extremely frustrating. At Kings Dominion, though, I like Twisted Timbers. Obviously, I 305, but that wasn't open. And Dominator, I think Dominator is a very pleasant surprise. I think a ride-like Dominator, you know, and a B&M sit-down would be great at Wonderland. There we go. Ooh. Pretty much anything at Busch Gardens Williamsburg, would be good at Wonderland. Speaking of I-305, you know what? I don't even want it. First of all, sediment over there doesn't even have the right hair. No, you know what? I am so, so fed up. Like, okay, I love Kings Dominion, but I'm getting so fed up with them guys. So Matt and I are going back next week. And it's spring break right now in the U.S. So the park is open from 11 to 8. You know, this is a busy time for them and they don't even have it open. They haven't been announcing whether or not it's open. Everyone still says it's closed. Yet Kings Dominion is still posting it on their website. As if it's open. You literally look up Kings Dominion right now. Go to rides. The first thing that's going to show up is a picture of I-305. And then they're going to be like, come ride our 13th thrilling rollercoaster, including Intimidator 305, one of the tallest, fastest in the world. It's not working. Kings Dominion, it is not working. Why isn't it working? Just tell people it's not working. But no, you know what? They do this on purpose because they know without I-305, Dorney Park is better than Kings Dominion without I-305. So they're like, you know what? We're not going to tell anyone that it's closed. Everyone's going to come and they'll be disappointed. But you know what? Shut up. You've gone too far. You've gone too far. This is quite delicious. Thank you. I need a piss. Yeah, you need to calm down there. Your blood sugar was getting a little low. It was probably probably too high. Yeah, we need to lower that a little bit. So yeah, I don't think you're riding this. We're supposed to be there Saturday and Sunday. I don't think we're on the I don't think I'm riding it either. Oh, that's so I like, what could possibly be going on with I-305? I don't think staffing at this point for how long they've been open is an excuse anymore because if they can staff the dip and dot stand but can't open this. And so I think it has to be mechanical, but no one has said anything. So maybe Kings and Minions just playing games with everybody and be like, you know, let's see how upset we can get all the coaster enthusiasts. Heather Hill would never allow what was going on at that park to happen at Wonderland ever. Why do you chew your candy? No, no, no, I'm telling this story. So there's clips of us. We were singing. We were belting the entire drive to the theme parks. Okay, like karaoke singing. He lost his voice. He got a sore throat. So I bought, he bought hauls. Okay. And he went through them really fast. I didn't know why. I bought my own bag of hauls because I lost my voice a little bit. Okay. I had two of my soothing hauls and my throat was fixed. Want to know why? Because when I have my hauls, I suck on them slowly and they soothe your throat. What does this ogre of a human being do to his hauls? Why do they make them taste like candy then? You're supposed to suck on them. They taste like candy. You eat candy. Do you not? Look. No. Oh, the teeth. Oh, it's delicious. Why don't you do a little ASMR at this point? Okay. Like a bag of 30 hauls gone in the span of an hour. An hour. An hour. I don't even think that's legally okay. I think on the back of the bag it says have two max or four max in the span of like... My throat was still not better because you're crunching them and they're going into your stomach. It's avoiding the whole throat process. You have to suck on... I just clued into something... to enjoy them slowly for the medicine, okay? The medicine to coat your throat. They are 100% candy and I'm going to keep eating them like candy. They're quite nice actually. I think I'm going to place them out so when guests come over they can just have them like whole candies. I don't have anyone. I don't have any guests. You should see a therapist. I am! You should bring up that hauls story because she's concerning. She's still confused why I'm single? She's confused why I'm confused. You can't eat the stick. I try. My goodness. Hungry. Okay, but back to I-305. Oh, right. I think... Okay, I love King's Dominion. I love I-305. It's my favorite steel coaster. But I think what's happening here is unacceptable for Cedar Fair for any Cedar Fair operation. This is Six Flags behavior and King's Dominion was operating at a Six Flags level. Like, Cedar Fair prides themselves Keep going. Don't look at my reaction. They pride themselves, you know, at having good operations, you know, good good riderships and stuff like that. I am so sorry for the opinions being expressed by Surya on this podcast right now. Yeah, just King's Dominion! But no! And I don't know, King's Dominion's just fallen off. Like, they have the trains on I-305, but they're not telling anyone, at least with Wonderland, you know, like, Wonderland, when something goes wrong, they make the biggest effort out there to get it fixed properly, right? And fast. Like, look, when Leviathan blew its lift motor, six days, that whole process to get a motor from Florida 2,000 kilometers away installed and working only took six days. And $500,000. Oh, King's Dominion doesn't even have a quarter of that! It only took them six days! And $500,000 check. But they were able to do it. So, like, you know, when the park opens, when Wonderland opens, when you're testing all these rides, everything will be ready to go. Yeah, maybe there'll be one or two things. Maybe Guardian, you know, the guns won't work or whatever. What about Leviathan? There are two trains. Two trains? There's better than no trains. They'll have the third train on, unless there's something wrong with it. Did you sit on that one train a little too much last season? Because I am a train too. But no, like, they have everything ready to go. That's what I'm saying. It's all ready to go. I don't know what's going on at King's Dominion, and it's just extremely, extremely frustrating. And I think the worst part is, they are charging full price for that experience. That is a Six Flags move. Did they get the gearbox from SeaWorld Orlando? They did, right? Yeah, me too. Yeah. Um, I don't know. Like, King's Dominion, like, and I got hate. When I say I got hate, I got like three messages. But, I got like three messages when I posted that story about thinking King's Dominion was a, I think it's a crap park. I don't even think it's mediocre. I think it's crap. Cause, this is what, this is racer. I don't care. What, what, Anaconda is what they have? The, Anaconda? No, no, like their arrow. Yeah. Yeah. Anaconda. Crap. Um, Flight of Fear, cool, but I can go to another park and ride that. Um, the One Train Ops on Tumbili. Okay, cool. I've been on the bigger one. I know that the smaller ones, but, so I was just like, been there, done that. Um, Twisted Timbers, it's cool and all. It pulls forces. It's great, but like, I didn't drive, well, I didn't drive. I didn't sit in the passenger seat, being a passenger Betty, Princess, for what, 10 hours, 8 hours? 10 hours, yeah. 10 hours to ride Twisted Timbers. We drove for I-305, and it wasn't open. Um, The Dominator. The Dominator was really good. It was really good. But like, again, like, people complain about Wonderland only having a good top 3. Wonderland has a better line up than this park does. I'll take those mediocre coasters having, like, I'm sorry, Anaconda is so painful. I would never ride that again. That's how bad it is. Um, I could totally see it being better with, um, Volcano there, Lucan. Um, and yeah, I mean, it's not a beautiful park in my opinion. It's very like Six Flags feeling, like you said, but you said it for different reasons. Um, yeah, I don't know, I wasn't, I was let down. I, I was, I was hating on it. I was like walking around that trash. I was like Jeffree Star walking around that park, trash, trash, trash. With I-305 open, I would, 100% takes King's Dominion. I think Twisted Timbers and Dominator are, and Flight of Fear are really good too. But, it's just the operation. The one train, that pisses me, that gets me upset the most is when parks do one train. To me, that means they're not ready and I would almost prefer the ride not be open and they announce they're delaying it to get both trains up and running. I think one train on anything is unacceptable. Yeah. Unless there's like weather. All right. Let's not talk about the tea yet. Should we talk about, since we're kind of already? No, because that's a segue into 2025. 2025 is going to be a really big topic for the rest of our lives. It's all 2020. Let's do this. Snoopy's Racing Railway. Do you fit? What? Who said that? Hello? Put the wig on. It's going to be so funny at media day. We're going to like literally sit in the train and we're going to be the only two people statusing like the track. Like the station starts to cave in. Oh, so like all the vloggers are outside. We're in there. They just see the station crumbling. CP 24 is like, get the helicopter. The whole thing is cave in. We're riding the ride and the tracks like caving in behind us. What's the tire launch? Does it work? It's on you. I'm sorry. We can't launch it. Oh my god. Okay. Come on. This is your cup of tea. Okay. So it is going to have all the theming. Okay. According to Wonderland's park map and all that, the good news is it's going to have all the theming. I still don't see Snoopy on the back of that train though, but it shows it. The green is the track that's now installed. I find it really interesting that the track and the station has been put in, but the station is about like 50% built. Just even for me too. Which way is the travel direction? This way. So I suspect this coaster will be done Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. They were installing the power and hooking it up on Thursday when we last flew. What's that? Thursday? Yeah, because we didn't fly Friday, right? No. Yeah, so it's Thursday. Yeah. And you will require a kid and it will, the entrance and exit will come out next to Lucy's tugboat just off to the left where there was, what do you call those? Coca-Cola machines. The new park map does look fire, but it's really grainy and hard to see when you zoom in. Oh, let me see if I'm still this way and I can ride on my own. But it makes sense, guys. It's in the back of the park and they don't want the queue line to be filled with a bunch of teenagers. So just to bring it back, when you said theming, were you mean just the buildings or do we get those towers and stuff too? So they show the tower. So it's going to have the second launch shed. It may not have that little circular tower, but I know it has this little building here. It has all the buildings but I don't see the waterfall. So the waterfall and that little circular building it might not have. But yeah, things are being built really quick. Tundra Twister fell a little bit behind due to weather. But we have been told that the rides will be ready for the end of April. It's not Kings Dominion. Wonderland's like there's been no delays and we were confirmed that. So yeah. I mean, I'm excited for Tundra Twister. This is a great ride and it's going to look beautiful. It's going to look so good. But I am excited for Tundra Twister. Yeah, so that white bucket they're just doing their inspection of Yukon. Checking all the bolts. Shut the f- Derailed. Have your attention. Please remain seated. This ride has stopped temporarily and will resume at any time. Okay. Okay. We're back. Tundra Twisters is just being installed. They're going to install the other one. They were setting up today, you said. Yeah, they had one of the cranes there. So I'll check tomorrow. We'll see. Working on the weekends means they fell behind and they're trying to catch up. But yeah. So this thing, the supports are built like Surya. So tiny legs and then a big I can fit on the bias if that's all that matters. I don't know how these little supports are going to hold. They're probably very thick. If I have to guess. So I'm excited for Tundra Twister. So excited. Like the forces I'm just picturing hopefully Wonderland runs it like a good flat ride. Can you imagine it's like one rotation and then it's like another rotation and then and then it's like hey girl you done. I think we're going to get one way like one swing one way one swing the other way on this to be honest. The second one might be up so they were there working on it. You left at around 4 30pm and they were setting up the second column. Yeah. Yeah. So I want to fly tomorrow then I'm hoping it has that beam across too because that would really say you guys want to see something cool. No, I'll have a part today. Did you? I have a part to show today. This is actually really cool. That's it for the podcast guys. Goodbye. We lied about the tea. We are going to get ready to start sharing a little more tea maybe discussion about La Ronde on the next podcast you're on. We'll start talking about La Ronde. Which is going to be shocking for you guys. So La Ronde is coming up on the radar. We won't talk about that today. So keep that in mind. Keep La Ronde in mind. Let's talk about so you guys have been watching my construction updates. I know all 124 of you better drop a like right now on this live stream. They're leaving. You don't have to like the live stream. All 117 of you don't have to like the live stream. We're okay. Let's talk about Frunke. Okay. Where were we? Was that Maryland? Were the Outback Steakhouse to remember the story? That's what this was looking like. So for those of you that have been keeping up with my channel I've been working on a really cool project with Escape Designs. They're engineers and they do they did some work for me and now they do some work for Theme Park Predictions as well. I have literally hired them to work on a really cool project. This is just the like this looks like the project like you're looking at Frunke right now this looks like the project but trust me it's bigger than this. It's bigger than this. Think World Expo. So it's a pretty penny for a Canadian but it's really cool. Serious seen it. How cool do you think it is? It's really cool. Really detailed, like amazing. Yeah, like super detailed. So those are the teasers you were seeing at the beginning of the video because we are very confident that Wonderland is going to start working on their toll plazas and their Frunke 8 over the next couple of years. What's scaring the crap out of me though seeing the refurbishment occurring right now. So if you've kept up with my videos you've been seeing people going in and out of that right side of the building or left side depending on where you're standing gutting it and working on it which scares me because that's almost like Cedar Fair being like the Frunke 8 is good. We could just you know make some modifications like a little thing and unless you know maybe they think like okay we're still going to do the Frunke 8 you know but based off how busy they think it's going to be this year we just got to get something done to tie it over. That's true. All the season pass numbers might be scaring the crap out of them. Just rip it out for now. I didn't even think about it. Thank you. Calm me down. Because we are very... We've heard some pretty about what season passes. We'll know that too. But we know that Frunke 8 Renault is coming. It's been in the works people have even come up who work high and have come up and said like you know Cedar Fair has just delayed it and that was like what two three seasons ago? Yeah. Cedar Fair had just delayed like we're due for a Renault they just keep postponing it a little bit. I think it's because World Expo. And I think that this would be the most obvious direction to go for Wonderland. Like a nice tempered kid at our lodge style. Lodge style, beautiful, just looks like you know like Canadian. Yeah. Like a ski resort type thing. The direction the park is heading, anyone who works at the park you've probably heard this too they are literally trying to become Canada's Wonderland. That huge emphasis on Canada's Wonderland. So it would only make sense that they go down this. So the team I'm working with whipped up a Canadian design that is super functional. Like when you see the details, everything on how to get into the park, it's all there the walkthrough, the security posts, how to get better flow. Like the engineers went into super detail. Two exits away from the entrance so the guest flow isn't like, and you don't have to shut down the entrance tolls and turn them into exits halfway through the day and it's all self-service. It's all self-service. Getting into the park everything. You don't need employees. Bye. But what's even cooler is there's something missing in this photo and that is the thing they're working on right now. So it's an unfinished project. This team is also building something for the channel. I wonder what it could be. What is that? Is that an intimate multi-launch with a vertical spike? Oh my God and didn't Wonderland just recently have its launch record taken from it? I believe it's 64 kilometers That's personal beef. We know how Cedar Fair feels about their records. And it seems like these new generation intimates are getting quite popular. I've seen a few other parks have gotten them. I think Cedar Fair was rumored to be checking out one as well. They better have been I wonder what park that could be for. Not Kings Dominion No, no, no. It has Flight of Fear. What about Kings Island? They also have a Flight of Fear, don't they? Oh, Caroline's Popperhead. It's for Cedar Point. Oh, yeah, because they need another launch coaster, right? Oh, Topsill Dragster. Oh, Spike. Oh, Dorney and everything else is too small. What about Knott's Berry Farm? I don't think they have space. I was expecting a space accelerator. Oh my goodness. So what parks are left? Six Flags Great Event. Oh, sorry, sorry. You're thinking of Six Flags Parks. They're all going under. So guys, if... Very flat. That's a good postcard. What the? Can they see that? Yes. The stream see that? Okay, this is good. This is really good. That's not open. I'm getting bullied by my patrons. Um, okay. You guys derailed me. Uh, multi-launch, multi-launch, multi-launch. Bri... naps, naps. Um... I'm sorry, Craig was texting me why he wasn't here. Oh, for fuck'sake. Craig was supposed to be here. He had an emergency. I think it was the wigs that scared him off truthfully. Oh, that would attract me. Um... So, think about it, guys. It is concrete as day. We will eventually get an intimate double launch coaster, whether they'll build it in the final attraction for Frontier Canada or it'll be one of the attractions that replaces Flight... I'm sorry that ends up in World Expo. Who knows? Like we really don't know that. Although now it would be cool if we get a brand new themed area to open up that brand new themed area with a star attraction. What brand new theme? Oh World Expo. Yeah because when they opened up Frontier Canada didn't they also? Yeah but World Expo is technically there. It's on the map but you know Flight Deck in World Expo. I find it so offensive too. Okay like if we really want to look at how offensive Flight Deck is I don't know. So the area that Flight Deck sits in if you just look off to the left. It's just offensive. Okay it's not really offensive but like I feel like Gen Z in like five years from now would look at that and be like um but yeah. I think this would be a really good fit though for the park because one we are missing a good launch coaster. Backlot doesn't count. Snoopy doesn't count. Two we are missing like that more high intensity thrill ride that just wows people. So literally wows people. Here let me remove my patreons they're disrespectful I'm kidding. You'll come back. Here let's put this down here. Oh good it hides my double chins I love it. Guys look how skinny I look. Um so yeah you know these rides they could be as big or as small as you know the park wants they can well yeah. No I'm the small one. He's dragged to reimagine. And what are you skinny legend. You're uncomfortable like King Degas. Oh but no so like they can make it any size they want right but obviously Wonderland being Wonderland they would go I would assume Wonderland would go with something even bigger than Pantheon like imagine a 225 foot spike probably around there a 200 foot top hat like that would look incredible what would that do to the skyline two structures 200 plus feet tall that would be really cool. Yeah that would add to our skyline um you know and they could make it long too they could make it to accommodate three trains Pantheon only has two so Wonderland needs the capacity they could do three maybe even four they could do dual loading there's so many things they could do they could do slide tracks they could do transfers Intamin can really do like a such a robust you know category of different things they can do um which would all benefit Wonderland so I think that's another reason why you know it would make sense for an Intamin. So the only thing I'm curious about is I've heard Intamin's can run in winter but how come Pantheon doesn't and a warmer climate too honestly maybe because it's newer they don't want to like so maybe not much stress on their new ride I can't see what I don't think this would ever be a winter fast ride no no 100% not it might also be because they would be worried about it rolling back like at that point yeah um but oh man Frontier Canada or World Expo okay let's think about what they could theme these two what what what could you theme Pantheon the only reason it has to be frontier Canada in my opinion is so I was dead sold on the mock spinner or a mock double launch and it was going to be themed to logging buzz saw it's just a thing it's that that ride was made by escape designs as well um and now they're making up oh how ma the Patriots are out of control here that's a good one look it's spying okay um um what was I talking about something about theming theming okay this table will be dirty dirty railing us I can't the disrespect is insane today what's that I don't get that one storm coaster oh is that an actual thing it's an indoor coaster is it I don't know yeah is that an intimate that looks like an intimate or mock no that's a mock no I think that's an intimate I don't know oh my god the disrespect coming from the Patriots today you guys are getting no newsletter this month okay um so oh it's Peter okay so this is the tricky thing because like I was sold on the mock extreme spinner like so I just don't look at the chat just don't look at the chat or it will be derailed okay I was sold on a mock extreme spinner yep and now that the you know um El Toro Ryan presented the tea about Cedar Fair checking out the intimates and Wonderland's record was sniped from them in like a really low class way but you know that that was personal you know that Wonderland they're not gonna like Wonderland said they're all about records like when they were announcing Yukon like the vice president of Wonderland literally pulled me aside and he said Wonderland was all about those steel records like keyword steel so in my opinion yes it was just Backlot launch coaster that was stolen from them but you can't be Canada's premier park and not have the launch record or the tallest coaster or the longest coaster I think um first of all the whole launch thing can does only launch coaster you know with Backlot was it was always a joke and regardless of that record was stolen Backlot goes 64 kilometers an hour this other coaster that stole it goes like 75 um those numbers are laughable so Wonderland does need something like we records aside we need a good launch coaster that you know we need something that goes over 100 kilometers an hour and it's something I think we're gonna get very soon oh my bad I was like the clip of me on the ride was getting a little like I was getting dizzy that's not so intense it is um so I can see us just for if not any reason we need a launch roller coaster uh I think a lot of like you know all of our rides kind of do the same thing they have these lift hills they have these more or less drawn out elements you know or their headbangers like 80 of the roller coasters in the park but we don't have anything like jaw dropping you know yeah time warp where you fly but nobody that's a terrible ride so I think a launch coaster especially one like this a unique one would really do wonders at our park yeah a hundred percent I'm just nervous they're gonna go down the um there's there's three routes they could go down for Frontier Canada the mock extreme spinner or copperhead clone that's route number one okay that's the most likely route right now in my opinion okay most likely route because I I think the Intamin's creeping up on that like mock extreme spinner or um copperhead was always the most likely now the Intamin was is every every like day almost the more I think about it the more likely Intamin moves up so Intamin's likelihood number two third most likely option is a family launch coaster to end off Frontier Canada because you have minebuster you have Yukon striker and then they would build an Intamin or a mock like those jet ski or like ATV themed launch coasters terrified I don't I don't actually think so I think we need oh something caught in my eye I think we need like a more intense thrill ride if top fill dragsters Intamin can his run will be Intamin I agree Jake I already I already think it is Intamin working on top there's no ways I'm pearl I can't do no no no no now that the spike is in play yeah that's Intamin that's Intamin now watch it end up being like Gertzlauer it's like Gertzlauer is like you all fine or it's gonna be that Chinese knockoff it's gonna be B&M these Y trains it's got like a lift chain oh my god a chain assist yes okay history and leisure good point very good point actually thank you for countering me live because I am afraid guys I talk to him about this every day I'm so scared that Wonderland's like I don't know Pantheon's like a little too intense a little nervous about that but I'm also hoping that Wonderland missing that super intense ride is what Cedar Fair is looking at and it looks like Cedar Fair is the one making the decision now no whether which is a good thing of what our next coaster is no more B&M because if it was the people at the park currently they would literally go after this surf coaster I think and it would be so mediocre I don't care what anyone says if we got a launch surf coaster mediocre 100% that thing looks so like you would literally be like okay let's go ride Yukon okay let's go ride Behemoth okay let's go ride Leviathan okay let's go ride surf coaster okay all the same feeling all the same forces all the same everything we need we yeah we need like intimate intensity at this park I think that's why I liked Busch Gardens Williamsburg so much and I think that's why I also like Kings Island so much the diversity is insane 100% 100% um like that's the thing like that's what I was saying earlier you know Wonderland all the big rides they all pretty much do the same thing but at Busch Gardens they each do different things but are just as intense yes I agree Jackson that is a good point how can you theme a surf coaster to Canada though though they're running on the logs I've been thinking about that can you imagine a pre-show whoa guys in BC they run on logs oh my goodness oh okay my other fear though is the surf coaster is just one design now what what has happened is B&M has essentially said we can do launch coasters yeah that's that's the aspect I'm looking at that's what terrifies me so Wonderland would be like wait wait wait we were gonna order the mock spinner are we gonna order the Intamin but B&M you can do a launch you can do a launch sit down you know what though you know what though I think that's a good thing though because you know eventually B&M will hit the nail on the head right like if we could get the Fury 325 of launch sit downs I would be happy with that but that's never gonna happen you never know oh my god they do B&M's like you got the wear and tear like B&M's literally like the grandparents of coasters now I find Leviathan almost like the grandparents of coasters still kick the coasters I I look you like Apollo's cherry at more than I like Leviathan guys but don't tell Saria that you know what I thought I did too but but you know after seeing Leviathan halls he said it on the trip that he liked Apollo's Cherry at more at night in the front fully loaded trains I will say though that Leviathan is looking like it is hauling Leviathan is hauling okay cinnamon oh don't look at me for Florence don't be all up in my goods I think he knows like Wonderland doesn't really care about theming I think he knows um here was a B&M patent last year of a train that is similar to the intimate mock launch trains oh my god there was there was eating we had and then that we were told that Wonderland can essentially work with a specific manufacturer to build whatever they want yep it's literally gonna be like dodgy tree dodgy tree and slow inversion but they can do it I don't know maybe they can make it like old B&M I don't know like you know old B&M like Alpin guys that that brings it if it's a B&M Wonderland I'm gonna post that I'm never going to your park again but I will show up the very next day it's true you will like all enthusiasts um but wait action jacks that's not true they didn't turn the trim off that they the trim was on we heard it um and behemoth is doing the same the exact same testing and the trim is hitting hard um car crash hard on behemoth yeah the trim was on they do use the trims in training uh because the trims are a key part in ride testing that's a plc yeah you can't override that exactly if the computer system's on it's operating how it should B&M boat coaster that's him that's him um oh my god I don't know like the this is this is what surya and I really know and we're being truthful like we're we're being 100% truthful we know that a coaster is coming in 2025 okay if it if it's not then there's a really weird thing happening that wouldn't normally happen but we know that a coaster is coming in 2025 so fact one coaster 2025 that is a six-year gap of big coasters that is your average cedar fair gap for spending 30 million dollars the price tag and the area make it a large coaster okay hopefully that price tag could include a lot of theming and then we're looking at like a 15 I don't think we would do 15 million no not even knots does that I know but it's front to your Canada so it does scare me a little bit but okay so we're looking you know like worst-case scenario like a 20 million dollar coaster with really heavy heavy theming um but you're looking at like a 30 35 million dollar investment um so 2025 big price tag location we don't know we're assuming the location off of construction markings and this area has been heavily surveyed for what the last three to four years like even since before COVID before COVID this area has been constantly red taped distance markings survey markings distance markings were showed up last year and distance markings are for things that are swinging inverting going around whatever it's not for like a little they wouldn't use a distance marking for a family flying canoes right no it's for something like tundra twister or a coaster and even like just using process of elimination first of all what's areas in the park actually have space large enough to accommodate a 30 million dollar ride what areas in the park are so bare like that long walkway with nothing there where you know you need to put something there you need to put activities there for people to come and do yeah there's not too many areas in the park like that so we're giving you guys a lot of tea right now and I know we keep repeating this but this is literally what we know and this is why we're like we're literally like every day we're like but wait we left out this detail what if it's this like we don't know what kind of coaster it is we don't know the location but we know too it's either going to be world expo or frontier canada I'm sold on frontier canada personally because I don't think it's finished there's that there's a whole area that I can't see wonderland leaving um whitewater canyon area so underdeveloped and like falling apart into crepit I feel like they would want that they've been holding off on revitalizing revitalizing jolly phonics revitalizing the area for a large-scale attraction I also find it weird that action theater hasn't been developed yet but after a conversation we had with someone it seemed wonderland will not build a same attraction that is already built in canada that's what we were told yeah so we know a flying theater is coming I think that's exactly why action theater has been developed the guy who told me that action theater was going to be developed it literally is who told me x y and z was getting built and x y and z got built so um it's it's interesting like who are you think it's going to canada as well I think it's not here well I think there's only two areas something that size can go but yeah I think it's frontier canada first of all that area like back there by whitewater canyon there's not much going on back there like it's pretty barren even like you know where the water park is and then you have that long path where Yukon goes by with nothing there so I think that would be the perfect opportunity to put something there you know you would get that highway views which is something I'm sure wonderland would like like you can see it from the highway yeah um and that is like a busy area so you already have the foot traffic but again that's just like a through way right to go from the kidsville to the water park essentially yeah so there's juice here information too that no one notices remember when they built Yukon did you notice that they installed plumbing for what looks like a building is supposed to go somewhere yeah it looks like restroom plumbing um that comes up in the middle of just off to the path so again frontier canada in my opinion based off of what we've seen and the distance markings where they are right now is kind of where that plumbing is oh yeah so I think there's more buildings coming because there's going to be a large-scale attraction that goes back there we need it needs one more restaurant back there yeah so um I think a restroom would go exactly there though like just a little restroom because there wasn't it was just plumbing almost for it wasn't like restaurant plumbing but they got it ready for a reason um hopefully a drink stand there's literally there's a well not a drink stand yeah but there's like the restaurant you are so needy I need a drink stand a restaurant a restroom a washroom would be nice because I don't think wonderland has enough for those considering how busy the park is yeah there is that really big one though attached to that building but the rate across from where that is so it could end up being a restaurant plumbing or a drink stand plumbing um but it is definitely for something and there's a lot of those early frontier canada buildings that I think wonderland's going to build like the ice cream shop the crab cakes or whatever oh yeah like all those old frontier I think those are coming as well um but I think like I don't know I'm really excited guys like there's a reason I keep talking about 2025 I've been talking about 2025 before you passed on a little bit of tidbit to me like so basically what happened was like let's let's go into detail like let's give you guys all the tea I've been predicting 2025 for a while my sources were literally like Brennan 2024 it's gonna be a wooden coaster most likely um that's why you're not seeing anything don't worry we're hearing 2024 2024 2024 and I'm sitting here like it can't be 2024 there's no way it can be 2024 um and I was like I was really like they're saying 2024 but there's we would have seen something we would have seen something by now except for a wooden coaster so there's still the slight chance that there could be a wooden coaster in 2024 because construction starts pretty late yeah like in September so this September if we see construction back there then we're getting a GCI in 2024 but I've been very much like there's no way there's no way I think we're getting a steel coaster we're not getting a wooden coaster so we would have seen signs now more signs than typical for 2024 big steel coaster now you also have to insert cedar point caroans is now rumored to be getting a 2024 coaster and then dorney park dorney park yeah dorney park 2024 so by process of elimination wonderland doesn't fit into the budget for a 30 million dollar coaster so 2025 has been in my mind syria came up to me and was like well brennan I just got this little bit of information and the information is correct it's 100 correct it's there's there's no it's very oh we're not going to say the organization but they have a lot of they have a lot of pull and money and say so yeah and it aligns with 2025 so now we're 100 sold that 2025 is the year and for the first time ever my sources are incorrect which is true because this source that's the same 2024 is really good there's a reason that I knew about the frontier canada restaurant exactly going on firework hill people people were literally like they're not going to take up firework hill remember that people were still against that that information was down to a T correct yeah um so it it is weird if this guy gets it wrong that's why I'm like but now with this information we know it's 2025 we know a rough estimate the coast years make sense it's a six year gap from the big one um and it's finishing off frontier canada in my opinion 2024 also might finish off frontier canada flat ride wise in the same area over there with maybe a restaurant you know um 2024 is definitely going to be either like water park and flat ride or infrastructure and yeah water park is definitely the most likely for 2024 with a flat ride and especially now with like these hotter summers coming or supposed to be coming you know and with how busy the park is I think they're gonna need to bolster the water park a little bit more yes a hundred percent um yeah there's there's rumblings that pro side has a little meeting next week but yeah um there's a chance that zamperla could be the flat ride expansion like we could see what carolyn's got um i'm hoping that if cedar fair has the option that they would go down um the screaming swing I don't I don't think it's going to be five flat rides so like carolyn's got a whole little mini themed area where we would just need oh my voice it's the halls and I need more halls where we would just get like one flat ride if we got a scream this window that would be freaking awesome yeah action jacks you know it's funny action jacks I wonder because my source said wooden coaster what if 2024 is our wild beast refurbishment I really hope so I maybe like if king's dominion could actually hurry up and finish there as we could see what it looks like so I mean that'd be crazy if that's what he meant by or she or it meant by um but yeah April fools I'm excited I'm really excited wonderland's got a really bright future based off of attendance of the American parks like cedar fair is looking at wonderland to kind of counteract a lot of the declining attendance at the American parks and um yeah I think I think it is a good future and you know um you said it perfectly well you know what I was I was looking up last night on the live just for the fun of it park hours cedar fair park hours and wonderland has some of the best park hours in the cedar fair chain which wasn't always the case you know our hours are comparable now to like king's island and cedar point you know that was never the case so it's pretty cool that you know even cedar fair recognizes like you know what there is a lot of profit to be made at wonderland they are so busy we're going to give them the good hours versus other parks like king's dominion they have some of the worst hours you know doorney they don't even open until end of may so yeah I think there is a lot of potential for wonderland although winter fuss had a little decline in uh operating days what winter well you know what winter fuss is only a portion right like the summer is the bulk of yeah of cha-ching it's going to be interesting to see halloween haunt too how busy that is um tie gardener there's a chance like there it wouldn't be a coaster in 2024 and then a coaster in 2025 at most it would be like a renovation of a coaster the ride removal okay so there is a rumbling um this is to be taken with a grain of salt this is to be taken with a grain of salt like truthfully we're starting to hear rumblings that there's a ride removal happening this year they don't they didn't specify it was a coaster or a flat ride just to expect a ride removal um so yeah I mean there's stuff like you know we can all say what we want it to be I know reality what's it actually going to be without any information like where do you even begin like it could be dragonfire the bat wild beast mindbuster flight deck time warp speed city cliffhanger like riptide like holy crap it could be anything at that part it literally like we little guys we don't know like we're being truthful we don't know um but yeah with with world expo coming up on the timeline it would make sense to start seeing some ride removals but there are also drop towers are getting removed um whitewater canyons are getting removed at parks like extreme sky flyer those have been going to yeah so you can't even begin to guess which ride until you see something there's one ride at wonderland that has had a soil sample oh a soil sample um but I still don't even think that's anytime soon I don't get why they would remove it in attraction unless they had plans to fill it so like well I mean there was the sky rider thing but oh no I guess that got delayed it was supposed to be the next year right so um shall we end the podcast and go to our live hangout yeah that was uh there's 130 people in here right now yeah what are you doing on a saturday night you're watching two fatties talking about roller coasters two fatties that can't get what can't we get um we're single we're single oh item this is a hundred percent a true story it's gonna sound so unbelievable but he can vouch for it literally is a true story so we walk the edge of the parking lot at wonderland okay I never'd walk it this is what's weird like I never do the walk I'm walking with him we're across the street we're walking towards starbucks starbucks we're literally on the sidewalk across the street from the road I look on the ground and I see mocks logo like mock rides logo on the ground I'm like what the hell I pick it up and it's this cool thing it's a tag that blew off the rock I guess the track and blew across the street yeah that's and it's got mock commission blah blah blah art engineering unpacked oh my god Jake is my new favorite person he says we're not even that fat who said that can y'all can y'all follow suit where where's jake jake comment right there hypercoaster I think it's jake hypercoaster thank you thank you yep mm-hmm he can a hundred percent hang out with us he can join yes skinny legend we can eat now oh my god we don't have to don't have to find it anyway yes the guys we're not doing a hangout streamer going to get Chick-fil-A okay but I'm sorry I'm we're we have ADHD today yeah oh my goodness I think the wigs threw me off for the whole thing that's um so I thought this was cool lazy bear watch 29 days I know right um kiss tea it's in a different language I think that's why unpacked blah blah blah but for those of you that don't know um art engineering and mock work together that is why that's there nothing special it's not a new mock ride coming I wish I could use this as clickbait can you imagine that as a thumbnail guys extreme spinner confirmed giga extreme spinner imagine some other people um but yeah I thought that was cool since Syria abandoned you guys no no next week next week don't no no I'm abandoning you guys next two weeks London it's gonna be two weeks I'm not gonna be on for two Saturdays well I hope crega can fill in guys you aren't gonna learn anything over the next two weeks from crega crega's gonna be like what's a mock he's just gonna be staring in his face while Brandon is like um I'm do something I'm gonna have to really dive into my sources to get tea for the podcast guys I have crega I love crega by the way I'm not this isn't yet even though he abandoned us for his grandma I'm gonna try and join in I'm not try I am gonna join in on the live and how when I can when I'm running between no but like how am I gonna no no like in the comments oh okay okay okay so I can at least still watch and say yes so I will try and get crega on um and then you know maybe I'll even reach out to another park and see if I can get one of their people on yeah maybe I'll do something like that wholesomeness yeah crega crega's a crega's an interesting person quality no he's crega's coming back to the channel so we're doing something cool with the park um mid april yeah mid april um for a really cool video and yeah crega's gonna be a part of that so he's back don't worry you guys can calm down there will not be kahoot tonight because I had no time to set it up I literally wasn't thinking like we got back from vacation and because it's Easter and the job I work at I literally had to work five days like like literally like boom boom boom work and then I'm like in between work I'm like flying the drone you know tundra twister um so maybe I'll do kahoot like if I can't find anyone that'd be cool and then I can still play drop tower is so great it is great I like drop tower better than the s and s towers because the s and s towers feel more controlled yeah um all right uh are there any patreon leslie you're perfectly just how you are oh oh thank you for me for me other people saw it that way yeah um but thank you oh my god y'all are being way too nice right now I'm gonna cancel my therapy appointment next week I don't need it anymore okay so we're gonna end this we're gonna go pee yes we're gonna get some fluids in us and maybe a little snack oh what it looks like I'm gonna be back in like five minutes yes okay hang out stream um wow there were a lot of people tonight so thank you have a good one guys bye see you in three weeks five minutes no for the podcast oh yes the hang out stream yes but yes okay okay for the podcast don't yell at me oh my god florence I will go flat in your tires like they did at wonderland's parking lot multiple times I actually don't want to do that because then you'll be stuck here and then I have to deal with you I'm gonna have to like you're gonna feed me oh my god that's expensive okay but okay