 If you need Madden's 21 Coins for anything, make sure to go to buymuckcoins.com. It's cheap and reliable and my code MMG is 20% off. Down bad chronicles. Volume two, episode 69. The Ballad of Papa Meeks. Dude, I'm down so bad. I'm down so bad, bro. Dude, I'm not even Fennel. I'm not even Fennel Bobbin, boobin. Boys, what do I lie to you? I am so hungover. Listen, gentlemen, you're gonna drink the alcohol I want you to do it responsible. Don't ever get anywhere near a vehicle ever. Don't even think about driving it. I would personally kill you if you ever did that. But I would be lying if I told you guys I didn't drink a little bit. And I woke up this morning and it felt like I got a train ran on me. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no, no, no. It felt like I got hit by a train. That is what I meant to say. Right in the face. The train hitting me, not the train. All right. And also, if you guys are interested in my life, I'm moving to Hawaii for 50 days. Pretty, that's pretty dope. I don't know, like three nights ago, I was sitting in my bed. I was like, bro, I should go live in Hawaii. So I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go there. Oh, so, holy shit. I'm going to Oahu, Honolulu. I've been to Hawaii a few times, fair place on earth. So I'm excited to live there for a little bit. Don't worry though, I'm bringing all my, I'll still be making videos. It's for half of April, all of May, half of June. And then after that, I'm back to Michigan. After that, who knows? All right, I know you don't give a shit. Oh, do you want your video monkey to ooga booga make the wheel of mud? Okay. I don't know, I'm at this like huge crossroads between my team is so good and I can barely compete because my team is bad. All right, boys, I also spent some time today fixing the wheels. I completely revamped the wheel. I got tons of new fun wheel spins on here and some awesome new challenges too. So first wheel spin, I would take them in a linebacker. I would take a right outside linebacker. I would definitely take an elite wide receiver but all depends on what we can get. Whoo! All right, I have been fumbling the bag on these because I keep losing the game. So this is only relevant if I can win the game. I sub in any bench player. For every yard I get, I get 2,000 coins. So for example, if Damien Harris has a hundred yards, 200,000 coins. Or if Damien Harris has a hundred yards and prime time my backup has a hundred yards, that's 400K. So there's a lot of potential with this. I just gotta be in a position where I could sub my bench players in and really, you know, go off. I cannot do this with quarterback though. I can't sub to Sean Watson in and pass. However, I could sub to Sean Watson in and scramble. I think passing's a little too cheese, at least from quarterback. So I just run like slip screens and slants and shit. All right, cool. That's our first wheel spin. It doesn't help us right now, but like if I get that many coins and I can choose the player, I'm getting Tyree Kil. So we'll keep that in mind. We gotta go absolutely off with our bench players. Our next wheel spin is going to be, what she got for me, baby? What she got for me? Ah! No, I can't do this shit today, bro. Push ups times 3K. All the push ups have to be done in succession. I would be blessed if I get over 30 right now because holy shit. If you talk shit about my form, you better be in my Twitter DMs with a video of your form being better. Oh, I just did that, dude. I have some crack head energy right there. 50 push ups times 3K. These 150,000 coins you spend on any one player. I'm going to go with the right tackle. I lost my right tackle last episode. So I could get Lane Johnson or Bulaga. I'm going to go with Bulaga because I like these new cards anyway. Big time, baby. Brian Bulaga. And now let's just hope we can lock him into the team. All right, so here's the challenge reel. Hopefully we get one of the new cool ones that I just added. There are still some of the old ones on there. So there's a chance I don't, but... I remember this. This one is even new. This has been on the wheel so long we just never got it. Before I get in the red zone, I have to message my opponent and tell him exactly what I'm going to run. And I still have to score running that play. No way. That is your team. From the heavens. Are you kidding me? Let's go. Yo, he's three line up, he's nut. Yo, this guy's a stud. He's going to motion one man out. I kind of want to watch the underneath route and I also want to get right on the QB. I'm torn here. Dude, he's playing legit. I feel so bad. Let's get all the bench players in on this single back formation here. So instead of D-Jacks, we'll go Julio. Primetime can go right there. And then instead of Darren Waller, we'll go Kyle Rudolph. This is really nice too because my team is good. I almost could just burn her Julio. Come on, Julio. Go Julio. I feel bad. Go get it, Julio! My man! My man! Well, that's huge for our challenge because that's a bench player and that's a good 60 yards right there, I think. Hopefully he doesn't rage quit too fast so I can actually see the yardage. Darren Waller. Scherter! Dude, honestly, that's the toughest part about having like an overall disadvantage on your team is you get hit so hard. Like you just get bullied by like hip power and speed and then you end up fumbling all the time. Like I really think this dude knows what he's doing at least to some degree. That is a solid play. Oh, he's making business decision. This man is smart. Let's see if he wants to throw a little screen underneath. See if he still likes that. No, he wants to throw right here. Ooh, he's lobbing it up! Landon Collins, yo! Whoo! That was glitchy! All right, hold up. Let me send him a message. Dude, I almost, like, I don't even want to do the challenge. It's cool when it's a competitive game but you can feel like an ass. I really don't want to send this. Halfback dive. I'm so sorry. I literally feel like such an asshole. I'm just going to run halfback dive from this far out that I am right now. We'll see if I get the touchdown. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh, Delvin's in! Shit, that could have been, it could have been Damien Harris, y'all. It's like, hey, we got the challenge done. I feel so mad. I literally feel like an ass, bro. All right, we're going for the two point. DJax, yes, sir! Damn! He was blanketed too. Dude, if he plays this game out though, I could end up getting like literally a jackpot. Basically, I can get like a million coins. I'm actually going to bait this slant. I'm going to bait it. I'm going to sit low with Jamal and then pick it off. Oh! Damn! Damn! Mine. Other than the interception, which was kind of unlucky, he has not missed a pass. Ooh, heater! Around the edge. All right, second and 18. He wants a slant. He wants this one right here. Oh, his first incomplete pass. It's third and 18. I don't even want him to get a field goal if I'm being honest. So I'm going to send the house here. Ah! He's legit. He really is legit, bro. He's not going to run the ball. He's going to try and throw over the middle and he does. Man, just dotting me with this, with this mini Seahawks team here. That was nasty. How did he even do that? All right, I'm actually going to just, I'm just going to go down right here on the four. So this would be an additional 96 yards. All right, let's see what he's going to go with here. Does Julio have this slant? Oh my God, I think Julio burnt that post. This isn't even, this isn't even fair! And I'm getting 2k for yard on this. This is clutch. Let's go Julio! All right, D-Jacks have another slant. I think he knows I'm going there, but I don't think he can stop it. What the? I should play hungover more often. What is going on? I think I can bait a slant. Ooh, he does not get the pass off. That's the two minute warning. Fourth and 12, where is he looking? It's fourth and 12, where is he looking? Let's go, but we want the yards with the bench players. Jamal, take this shit back. We will cheese! I could literally do anything with Julio. Julio is going ballistic. Damn, he's kind of on it. His user's just so slow. I'm going to go root off right in the middle. Going to snag some extra yard. 198 yards to bench players right now. That is 396,000 points. Talk about bench players, bro. I got Rob Hevinstein. I tied in here. We're definitely getting him some yards right now. This should be a laser to Hevinstein. Wait, wait for him to clear. There he is. Catch it! Ooh, none of these players are bench players. I just saw Darren Waller right off the jump. I don't want it to touch down. I need bench players. All right, we're going to Julio on this or possibly Damian Harris out the backfield. Um, let's just go Damian Harris. Ooh, he kind of saw it developing, but Damian Harris is breaking tackles. Let's let Damian Harris sit in the middle of the field. We'll block everybody and then we'll use her playmaker. Depends what we see. All right, all right. Let's send Damian Harris up and just throw it. Cause why not? And he's going to come down with that shit. Now we sent break to the end zone. We just throw a laser. He's in a cover three. This is a touchdown. There's a laser touchdown to break. There it is. There it is! Yay! I don't know what I was going for there, but then my voice started to crack. So I just, yeah, it's pretty cringy. I'm sorry. This guy's putting up with my bullshit right now. I respect it. Hey, Hawksbomb, I'm going to make sure I saw this too. Got really good DK Metcalfe. You deserve it, bro. Cause I know he's a Seahawks fan. I want to see what Hawks players he has. His name is not in your mom. That is an awesome, awesome, awesome name. All right, so at Y receiver, he has, yeah, he has an 80 overall DK. Okay, we're getting him the 95 DK. I need to get water. And food, honestly. A few minutes later. Uber Eats got here, bro. Uber Eats just got here. This is so clutch. Look at my LA bitch ass, bro. I got, I got avocado toast. You're definitely allowed to make fun of me, you guys. So you can make fun of me for that. I really don't have to play the games either. Like, I'm serious. Actually, there's a window he can throw right there. Oh no, we're fine. Look at the message he sent me. He said Johnny Sins brutally destroys minor and Madden. What a good dude. Respect, Hawksbomb. Oh damn, but I still got to, I still got to mosque you, bro. Oh, Tyler Lockie got in the way. I'm just going to choose some clock here. I know I could keep running it up, but I don't plan on it. Fourth and goal, a goal I stand. Same exact play. Get there. Damn. Oh, he's going with the punt. Is this a fake punt? It is the fake punt. Who's he going to throw it to? All right, Jesse Bates gets it. We're going to pitch it. What's the flag? Is it illegal forward pass? Oh, we declined it. What a guy. Oh, get you? Come on. Yup. Dammit, Harris. Wait. Oh my God. I didn't go for the end zone because I want to, I want to choose some clock. That was disgusting. I'm not even going to score here. I'm just going to chew it and then hand him the ball back. Looks like we're going to have about 5,600 K. I'm thinking. That's more than enough for Tyree. And that's the important part here. That's the end of the game. I need to see this stat line. What a trooper. Thanks for playing it out, bro. Hey, I'm going to make sure I get him that 95, that 95 DK. I got a wheel of mud, W. I got my challenge done. I got a ton of coins because he didn't rage quit. And, you know, we're going to make somebody's day. So all around. Good time. All right, let's look at these stats. So number one, our bench player, Damian Harris, 46 yards receiving Kyle Rudolph has 30. Julio Jones has 169. I love that. Damian Harris also has 24. That puts us at 269. Cameron Bray has 20 to 89. And Rob, I haven't seen, can't catch for shit. And I'm pissed about it. 289 yards with bench players, which is crazy. Multiply that by 2,000 coins. We have 578,000 coins to spend on one single player. That, ladies and gentlemen, is a 99. Tyreekill. Wow, by the skin of my teeth, I can buy this Tyreekill. That's crazy. Yes, I don't need to buy a Tyreekill because I already had him, but dude is a stud, 99 overall. He's 99 speed, 94 jump, 98 catching. This is the exact card that I needed to win that playoff game because I'm gonna get man clams, but now I got 99 speed and a route technician. That's exactly what I need. Dude, not even three episodes ago, my wide receivers were so bad. All right, boys, we're sitting pretty at a 95 overall and I still can get any pack from the store that I purchased with coins. It's pretty much gonna be like this the rest of the season. The best pack is pretty much gonna be the Ultimate Legends fantasy pack. So those are all ass Coralyn Finnegan though. Ocho Sink, she got 93 Ocho Sinko. Gotta love to see that. So no big rings here, not gonna help us to left guard Steve Hutchinson and no big rings there. So we didn't get anything that we really needed here, but actually wait, am I out of my mind? This is better than my current left guard. Steve Hutchinson is, my left guard is at 83 right now. That's actually exactly what I needed. That's awesome. All right, that's gonna be a butt. I gotta sauce this man a DK. He threw up Power Up Russell Wilson. EA, please don't ban me for this shit, you clowns. Dude, he's gonna love this shit. He was going off with this Metcalf. He was using the 80 overall. And we are gonna sauce this man. The 95 stud Metcalf. All right, let's go find his Power Up Russell Wilson. All right, QB Seahawks. Oh boy. I don't actually know how the trade block works out too well. Dude, there's gonna be a million of these up, isn't there? This ain't gonna work. I have to assume this was him, but I need him to verify. He offered that DK he was using. Sheesh, set five yups. All right, off for accepted. Congratulations, Hawksbomb. All right, boys. That's gonna conclude an absolute banger of an episode. We are ready now, bro. We are ready. Like now I just need to hustle my ass into the playoffs. I love this team. I really feel like this is my playoff contention team. This is my team that will not get swept out of the playoffs like last time. I'll see you guys in the next episode though. Peace, love you guys.