 Most and we're gonna be we're gonna be talking about them. Um, and yes, we're asking about Baldur's Gate 3 I think what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna copy What uh davi's doing because I made my character in zax game, but it's not in my game So I actually need a character because I've played So davi one of the things that I learned about Baldur's Gate 3 Is i'm not sure if i'm not sure if this was a glitch or something But my character is not my character that I made was is in my friend's game So so I have to remake them. Um, and I really like to them So i'm gonna basically make them almost exactly the same. I think okay. This is good very good So well, i'm gonna be doing that too. Do you have an idea of what sort of character you want to play? I have no clue. So so so here's what's really going to end up happening Uh, our group depending on what happens is either going to come together and we're going to play Baldur's Gate as a fun team or no Uh and Regardless of that next week, I am going to be starting a campaign with xp to level 3 So I imagine that i'm just going to be running two of them at the same time I don't know what anybody is going to be playing at all uh so Like for our group or for the other group that i'm going to be doing Anything literally i have zero idea no ideas whatsoever. Yeah, this like this entire stream is mostly just going to be us Uh reading am I the asshole posts from about Dungeons and Dragons content while I make a character on Baldur's Gate 3 so that I can make sure that like Streaming is possible on youtube for me. I don't know what it sounds like. I don't know what it looks like and my studio Uh, my studio helper thing is not being a helper It's not being a oh, that's no no, okay Wait, what is this game you're playing in with xp to level 3? Is this a thing that is being promoted? Can I share about it? Do I know about it? It's I I've never been very good at like any kind of confidentiality. I'm next week Sunday I'm streaming like I'm starting a campaign of Baldur Gate Baldur's Gate 3 with xp Uh, oh, so like not the video game the proper the campaign. No, no, no, no. Sorry. Let me rephrase I'm starting an a game of Baldur's Gate 3 that is going to span an amount of time because Baldur's Gate 3 is very long Oh, I see. I see and it's just the two of you or are you playing with other people also A couple of other people but no one that is that anybody would like recognize the names of If people have watched my streams before they would remember Emma will be a part of it Uh, I'm gonna say no no nudity because I'm streaming Yeah, that's a good Okay, that's a good option and all I'm really doing here today actually cross save Okay, sure whatever Have all If I click new game will it immediately take me to Uh, the character creator It will probably start you in a cutscene. I think you'll watch the opening cutscene I'm gonna set this to like 30 because I'm not actually playing the game today. I'm just going to be Uh making a character You're a little dark if you're looking for feedback sounds balance is good though when you say I'm a little dark Do you mean the the screen is dark or do you mean my like My actual self because that's fine. I can I can get a light for myself easy Oh my god, I just saw the picture you used for your uh, for you. Did you I'm nail. Oh, it's fantastic, dude. I love it. Yeah My lighting's not too good to right now, uh, but that's fine. I wasn't really worried about it. The sass is fantastic Oh my goodness. Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely I love it What so so so What kind of testing do you want to do or is it more? We're just seeing what happens and seeing what happens. Yeah, kind of I'm I'm checking to make sure that the stream latency isn't too bad. I'm trying to make sure that like Because this is a very high-end game. Uh, I imagine I'm also going to be like This webcam is not the greatest. So the the green screen is not going to be doing too well This is a lot of testing for next week. So for those of you who've joined in. Hello. Howdy. How's it going? Welcome This is not me actually playing balder's gate today. I'm we're going to be making character talking about random bullshit And uh, I'm going to be making sure that my computer works and everybody in in sally's stream Howdy, how's it going? My name is avish. Happy. I don't know if you know me He's a great. He's a great creator. He's a goof in a gaff and all of his latest stuff have been these very epic Uh larping videos, which I have found incredibly interesting. I love the lighting on that axe That's just very cool to me. Also. Hello there. Zeke morning star. How are you doing today? Uh, and also bill I see you're in here right now. Oh, you can just play as like the the main characters I could play as the dark urge Yeah, I am it. Oh my god. I love that. Do you remember nothing but a path paved with blood? Uh, I love that Memory wipe characters are the best this this is I don't know who created this one But this was their very first d&d character The darker yeah. Yeah, and any character that has like memory loss completely is usually like Somebody who has just started playing d&d because that's what people usually do when they're like trying to learn a new system Or a new game or a new world. They're like, I'm gonna play a character who doesn't know shit because I don't know shit It does make it a lot easier. It does make it a lot easier. Mm-hmm. Absolutely. All right I'm gonna edit my whole appearance. We're gonna fix this and fix this problem. That's that we've got going on here first things first Uh, how do I change my? My my race So if you go all the way on the uh on the left hand side where it says origin custom race Etc. You can click on those things and you can just make them whatever and you can just build the oh there We go. Yes. Give me that. Give me those things. All right. Cool. Uh, also, uh, on the docket. We got a bunch of uh, Delta I don't to those of you who have uh been hopping over from twitch You will remember delta from my last couple of streams. Delta was kind enough. He might be here today to assemble a bunch of am I the asshole posts which he linked into a google doc and Uh, I can pull them up or you can pull them up. It does not really matter either which way I have I have it ready. I don't have it up, but I have it up enough that I can all yeah We can we can teamwork it teamwork dream work. We're gonna make the teamwork happen Some maybe we'll see we'll see we'll try brilliant. Okay Trying is all that really matters. That is true. Trying is the first step to succeeding. The second step is succeeding With that said, how's everybody doing? Okay, so stream wise am I lagging? Am I too quiet? Is my audio good? Is my video good? I imagine my camera is not the best, but that's the best that I have with like a $50 Logitech 1080p webcam I was like, I need something slap. We're good here Audio is good. Fantastic. Uh, is the actual like video quality outside of my fucking green screen? Is that fine? Is there lag on the thing? I imagine not a lot is happening So there's not a reason for it to lag, but hey video is dark unsaturated the actual video Are you talking about me? Stop worrying about me? We're not This isn't therapy for chappy guys. I'm not it. I'm not unsaturated. I'm not saturated in real life. It's all right What's up creepy crayon Good audio and visuals. Thank you. Ebilisk dreamworks. All right. I don't think this is a dreamworks game Okay, uh, since we're about 10 minutes in Oh, they said drow and elf. I remember this I remember this they said drow is elf or and elf as different races and That makes me angry Uh, they also have gith yankees, so it looks like they have like all of the The base phb races But also the gith because gith play a part in this adventure I just made I just made such a nice head and they they ruined it. What you got such nice head No, I made a nice head and I have to make a new one It's the difference visually between the two I've always thought of gnomes as being like elves to humans. You know what I mean Wait, the difference between what and what like halfling and a gnome Stretchiness I think I feel like I feel like halflings are like human shaped and gnomes are like cartoon character shaped Halflings are just tiny humans who are also like lucky because the world likes them more and gnomes actually have magic Which is why I always have the comparison between human and elf Yeah, that makes sense. Thank you, jesus I've jesus in my chat Well, will you tell him I say what's up? Uh, what's up jesus? What are you testing our patients for viral infections? Yeah, that's basically what it is Okay, we're getting close. We're getting close. Okay. All right. Uh What race should I should I customize right now? Oh, oh, that's a hard question. Give me a choice like try to try to build a custom race Or are you gonna pick which one you're gonna make your unique that is what so I'm on the bg3 character creator pick a race for me Oh, um gnome You said gnome I don't know. Oh people in my chat are saying tiefling. I've got I go tiefling go tiefling Yeah, tieflings are cool. Are you sure you don't want gnome? I love gnomes. They're so silly Okay, all right. Well, I'll go tiefling because I don't like your answers Let's see. Mephistopheles tiefling xerial tiefling I like how xerial tieflings are like the kind of sickly green. That's what they're supposed to be You hear gnomes and dwarves are said to have a common ancestor. Why are they I don't I've not heard that What uh do gnomes and dwarves have a common ancestor I don't remember. I mean five each changed up their lore a lot But if you look in what is it volos or is it mordenkanes? No, it would be mordenkanes because volos was for monsters So if you look in mordenkanes, you can probably read up on like them having common ancestor Maybe that's something I knew back in the day, but it's been like years since I ever like cracked open the tomophos And I really truly don't care about gnomes that much Uh The coolest thing about gnomes is the talking to animals thing. I like that That's fun. Oh, yeah, okay to look pretty cool. If you're testing the stream quality and looking for feedback I don't know if it's your web camera lighting Uh, but your video is a bit grainy audio is buttery smooth though. Thank you about that. Uh, This camera is not great. We're living like Larry here Uh The next purchase I'm going to make is getting a better quality camera, but until then this is just what we have Uh, I'm going to go zero because of the theme What's my class going to be warlock looks are cool Eldridge blast looks very cool in this game All right chat. What's my what's my race going to be? Sorry not my race. What's my class going to be? Look at that This one or this one guys. I think I've already I think I've already made a choice three I already got this Chat two or three. This is three. This is two Oh, we have one for bard one for wizard Three one for warlock monk Someone says three which I can only assume to be cleric if that's what you mean Bard was two levels and Bard wizard warlock monk bard Bard paladin bard bard. Okay, we got bard obviously of course Shouldn't have even asked everybody knew before I did Is blade word good in this game? Uh, I don't remember what it does. There's a lot of stuff that's like significantly better in in the game though Than it is in dnd. It doesn't look like a true strike is good. Everyone says true strike is good People are saying true strike is good now In in bouldersgate Warding bond is incredibly overpowered in bouldersgate if you if you ever get a cleric you want you want warding bond Well, I'm gonna be a he he ha ha and use minor illusion unless friends has spontaneously become better Uh Oh, just gives you advantage on charisma checks against a non hostile creature Do I still have to cast it or is this just effectively a passive because it's a video game No, you still have to cast it. You still have to cast everything you have like when when you make skill checks Sometimes it will pop up as a little icon if there is a cantrip you could have cast Or a spell you could have cast to like affect the the the role But uh, I'm gonna be friends if you don't do that then it's not gonna do anything. I'm gonna be friends with somebody. Okay Uh, this is very good Uh healing word dissonant whispers heroism All right, I've decided I'm gonna go with pokemon stats if it doesn't directly affect hp then it's not mine If it doesn't do damage then why even take it? Uh fairy fire everybody loves that tasha city slafter is amazing Dissonant whispers dissonant whispers has changed now it says you cannot move Hmm, yeah, there's a bunch of stuff that are a little different. Yeah, we little differences See feather fall. I think my guy looks pretty good. I think I'm ready to rumble with him speak with animals But oh, I do I can get speak with animals I remember in old lyrian games if you had the friend to animals or whatever the the perk was called It like opened up an entire section of the game that didn't exist before There are a bunch of things in like the first couple levels where having somebody that can communicate with animals Seems like it does a lot I'm trying to also speak with dead is a really cool spell now So the way that speak with dead works is you cast it and then for the next 24 hours You can just cast it on any corpse. You see, you know what I never liked about uh being a bard Hmm How good all of the bards abilities are because I cannot choose Oh, that's too much there. All right I'm gonna do I want to be going barbarian. I'm excited. I'm gonna throw things forever. It's gonna be good Oh, wait my starting instrument changes the sound Oh, that's really cool. Oh, it changes the soundscape when I cast spells. Okay Okay, all right boys and girls. I think we uh I think we have our barbarian. I like flutes acts. Oh, cool wind instruments of all the next wields an axe background Uh, I want to be a noble. What does noble do here? So I imagine that the backgrounds are going to have a lot more of like I'm like a role playing gimmick to them So if I pick a noble, I'll be able to say things that only a noble would be able to say or people might treat me differently because of my noble status. Is that correct? Yeah, you'll have yeah, you'll have different like, uh, I think language tree or answer tree options and that sort of thing Very good. I love that God, maybe I want to play a warlock Like when I when I actually play the game because one of the warlock invocations is being able to speak with animals It will and I would love to be able to do that thinking about playing warlock It's making me excited Uh, but for now, I just want to make some cool things happen here. All right. What the fuck is this? Uh, for people in my chat that are confused, uh, I have to make my character on my account So I have to I'm rebuilding him. Oh, that's why this is ax a lot too. It's ax a lot the second So and I think it'll be funny that ax a lot too will be my main character. I like that. That's good And his head kind of looks like his weapon, which is the goal Uh, you know what by level four are there half-feats in this game? If I get if I pick up a half feet Will I be able to like upgrade one of my ability points by one and then also get a cool little neat thing? I don't know I don't remember. I don't yes. Okay in that case somebody maybe there are some people are saying Yes, yeah people in chat are saying yes, so I will actually make charisma 17 then because soon I will be at 18 Thank you chat you guys rock They're smart a reminder to everybody in chat by the way, I'm not playing the game today I'm making a funny little character and then next week Uh, xp level three and I are going to be running through this adventure with a couple of our friends Uh, meanwhile, it's me and sally hanging out here and we're supposed to be reading it Am I the asshole posts the past the time? No, but now we're just making characters. Yeah, but I've got so many questions about balder's gate. See I have been like Sitting on my hands waiting to because when I play it with xp I want that to be my like very first introduction to the adventure I remember playing it years ago when it first came out in early access But that was because I had to and I really didn't want to play it because I hate playing unfinished games uh and like So I so I have gone out of my way to not play balder's gate This is the first time this stream is the first time I've opened it up in three years Maybe four years because it was 2019 wasn't it? Was it 20? Whatever point is long time I have done my best to Not touch this game at all or look at anything. I want to go in as blind as possible Let's see what we get here. I automatically corporation history Uh, yeah, we can definitely change the name to axelot jr. For sure. I want to lie to people I don't know what that means uh I want to be No insights wisdom I Will performance be more useful in this adventure than it is normally in dnd I'm going to assume I haven't okay, so I haven't played much of the game yet at all I didn't really play the beta and I basically played What I would amount to essentially like maybe for three hours of like actual play not just fucking around Um, and it did not come up much But we were a sorcerer and a barbarian and we weren't really doing anything that would have I think led in that direction But it does the game does seem to like very intentionally Change what the options are depending on what characters you're playing with and you have in the party so that I use your stuff That's actually very cool. I love that idea so much it's It's very there's I I was talking to somebody about this There's it does things that a dungeon master does really well occasionally like You know how You know you'll roll something to see if like something happens and then everyone's like hey Why did you roll and you're like don't worry about it? Or you'll be like roll a perception check and the roll of seven you'll be like cool cool cool cool And then that'll be the end of the conversation It does that like there was a you walked into it There was a part where I walked into a room and it just said perception check failed perception check failed Perception check fail. I'm like all right cool. All right. I don't know what that means, but it means something That's very funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we're gonna give oh, we're gonna give our guardian different colored eyes because that's cool It's open and they're gonna be weird There's magic keeping this chest sealed scary. I like that voice I like that voice a lot. I forgot to pick a voice. Oh gosh darn it. Uh, let me change my skin color Perfectly normal skin color All skin colors. What I don't know why it was only suggesting some colors to me. I mean, I'm a tiefling I should be able to be whatever I want to be whereas like a lilac. This is ooh. All right. I love that purple Ooh, I like that purple even more Well, I like this more. No, I don't like I don't like I changed my mind. I don't like that I apologize to everybody on your stream. They're just hearing me go. Oh, do I like this? Oh, I hate that No, it's fine. They're we're chilling. We're looking at uh We're making our we're making our guardian You don't know what that means yet. I have no clue what that means. You're correct I hope I can change everything about this face. Oh Let's start to at least Because I don't like any of these faces very much Is there like sliders for everything on here like the ears and such? Oh, oh there is it's right here. I found it Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Okay, I want him to have a scar any wicked scars Look at that burn. I love that a lot It's a disfigured face because once insulted The wrong person and that person turned out to be like an ancient witch Very cool. What is what is okay? Freckle quantity. Can I have freckles? Oh, you can have so many freckles man. They're completely invisible because I've got the wrong skin. Oh intensity. I see Yeah, you can have really intense freckles. You want to let really let it be known you want the people to know Okay, well, I'm not gonna have freckles What if I make her balding? That's kind of a fun look Wait, where is the crazy big tail? That was the one I liked sir I found the vitiligo pigmentation The vitiligo pigmentation. I don't know what that is. I'm also so colorblind. So I kind of just let chat pick everything I'm gonna leave that alone. Oh, this is kind of fun. I think I give her these I give her the little I'll give her a little pay us. Don't click the remove pants button on stream now I've already said it so that there's no nudity Because I knew I was going to be streaming This was a plan that I You know, I'm gonna put the I'm gonna put the scar on afterwards where you made splotches of white skin erupt on someone's Skin pigmentation. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I see I love those birds. I love birds Oh, hey, what's that say? That's that's written in infernal. What's that say? What's what say? Uh, so there's a tattoo that you can get for the tiefling or maybe for anybody Uh And it looks like it's something written in infernal. I have no clue what that says It says moon Is that is that actually what that says? I'll believe it I I'm incapable of like knowing otherwise. So I'll just believe the first thing you say I love that It's pronounced the vu till ago. Okay Okay, I accept dragon knight It's a bold title to have You know, let my chat watch this cut scene that I accidentally uh skipped a lot the first time we played the game Okay Color it's like blue. No What do you think of a character named cheese nugget? My friend had a character he would not let die named cheese nugget and he went through 14 cheese nuggets Don't ask about them But then but you're asking me to Please don't comment on this thing that I just brought up What poof? I mean, it's a good name. I understand not wanting to lose it. That's a quality quality name for sure cheese nugget Ears are gonna bother me until I get those ears I don't know where the the rest of the stuff would be though. Oh, I love that Boy, do I love that It's fun the character the when I when I was doing it before it's ended up spending like an almost an hour in it It's very very fun Also, if I'm not mistaken This fucking dragon definitely looks like a red wizard gimmick They like tattooing their like the symbols of their Uh school of magic on their face on their forehead Yeah, they really they really want to own it They're committed to the cause Because that's a bold move a face tattoo. Yep Where's that eye tattoo? I loved that. This is what I'm using Just looks so cool So have you not seen like any of the opening game cinematics or anything you've really just like Uh made yourself unaware As I'm aware but like intentionally avoiding stuff as I said before uh One of the things that I made sure that I didn't do like like I played this years ago So I've played the game once long ago. Oh, right, right, right, right But I didn't play beyond that The the opening cinematic It's such a good representation of mind flares. I like it so much Uh, I love that. That's that's beautiful. I love that a lot, but can I get bold? Hmm, maybe I can combine that with the body art You still have all of the sheets for all of the cheese nuggets. You're still on on cheese nugget cat kid. You crazy Is that better or worse? What do we like? What do we like chat? Do we like yellow or do we want it to still be purple? Oh, I could do I could have heterochromia Check this out boom Okay We're getting something here I'm going back to my edgy days when I was a little kid make the other eye blue Uh, maybe not blue I think purple some level of purple. Are you making your eyes match your tattoo? Yes, you should see this shit Oh, I have your stream. I'm up stream up. I just look it's very cool. Yeah, mm-hmm This is beautiful yellow feels holy Purple is good. There we go. All right. I love that. Good job team Oh, I don't know if I want to do anything involving this makeup It might It might get in the way of what we're doing here unless Yeah, yeah, it'll get in the way. We don't I don't want this Cool idea, but no glossy lips moist lips My guy's doing a nice t-pose Yeah, that's a good way to start the game with the character loading and funny Oh, it's perfect When do I get to change the ears? That's what I'm looking for. I should probably take the mind player, right? Oh, what the No, no, thank you I'm looking for something. Ooh, that's beautiful All right chat. You now have to remind me of all the things that I missed From the last the first time we did this Can I jump up here? I need something very deep like a really deep purple No, that's too much. I look like a clown The yellow is not the yellow is throwing it off. That's not happening Oh, there's highlight intensity. Maybe I maybe I just need to get it perfect Get all the potions and throwables. Okay. I will you just have to tell me where they are I could jump everywhere. Is there any downside to just jumping everywhere? Something probably not, right? Okay, so I'm gonna turn the highlight off first. Well, I make sure I get the perfect color I like black raven. That's good Yeah So you can have a head cannon for someone really interesting I don't know why yellow spoke out to me like this Let me see I can I'm on your I'm on your screen. Give me a little spin Oh, you already gave him a spin. He looks cool. Looks good, dude. I don't know why yellow like spoke to me as a color It pops It's working out though. It's really working Yeah, I know not to do anything bad because I've made all those mistakes before One of the weirdest things about playing bouldersgate versus d&d is it is the whole you can save your game thing is like It's such a different mentality towards the game and I'm almost inclined to like not do that Because it does make this weird Like you can just try you can just if you fail you can just Reload but failing like doesn't just mean you lose it like leads to stuff. So it's it's a weird It's a strange thing. Oh, actually, you know what I need to avoid those consequences Give me that gold There we go Okay, so that I'm gonna use the graying to like add flecks of of yellow in there and then I'm gonna change the highlights to something Something like that something shiny shimmery There we are. That's it How did the highlights normally behave on this head? Okay I want it to be Purple maybe save to save your place not save to scum then yeah I was thinking I would maybe do an only autosaves play through that was that was the way I was thinking about it Was to sort of avoid that Maybe like before I like, you know end for the stream or something just because I'm gonna be inclined to fuck around although there are gonna be times where it's like. Yes, that's it We gotta fuck around Dude, so I use the graying feature to like hide little flecks of yellow in the otherwise purple hair and it is Rocking That's very cool. The only thing I wish is that I could swap the Uh the direction of the hair So that instead of like being on one side it could be on the other but I don't think I have the option to do that Which is a little sad 10 years in the making 10 years in the making can't swap your hair There we are facial hair. That's what I needed chat. Did I miss anything in this room that I should go get? We're not playing for real right now. We're playing catch up. I need something that's like very gruff like Yeah, like that kind of I'll change my whole hair color though if I oh it will I don't know if I want hair uh when it infected your facial hair at all Oh interesting. That's kind of a fun way to think about the mind the the little wormies All right, let's set these horns Ooh, I could just not have horns at all like something happened to them That'd be a cool backstory Oh, but I love that the flecks of gold in that Mmm Making it difficult making it difficult to choose Uh, the game is full of hard choices Yeah, the hardest choice is how do I want my character to look? It is hard choice. You got to look at them all game Thank you dragoness. I will I have been help. I've been holding alt I've been holding alt diablo style. All right, we're gonna try to make this guy our friend I kind of like the ram Chat, what do you think about the ram? Ram horns ram horns Are they tight to the head or do they come off? Uh I don't know if they're detachable to be fair No, no, no, no, but I mean like are they do they look like princess leobuns or do they sort of like spiral up and out? Uh, they're the ram's horns not the disc coils Okay, cool Because I don't really like the disc coils. Those are kind of those are too weird to me The ram had gold. Let's look Nope, uh, is there a way to like set how much of it though? No, no, no, no, no, I still like the I still like this. All right, let's go guys. Come on Okay, good role good role because this makes it look like I've like stabbed somebody With my horns and that's kind of you think you have Yeah, probably I don't know. I don't know what happened to this dude He's a bard not a warlock But that's kind of making me want to play a warlock instead. I mean look at it This is absolutely screaming warlock to me This is how I make characters in real life too Is I'll like cling to like the weird like like anal aspects of the character and be like why why is it like that? I'll go with what looks cool or what seems cool and that'll expand from there So like I found the statue and like why? And now I need to know why a good way to do it though a little bit of neurosis is the best way to get started It's perfect Guys if you just say cinder to I don't know what that's not a question like now I just have to wait for for you to follow up with that What do I say to that? Hi, I see you. Hello The only thing I wish I could mess with were the ears Because the ears are kind of clipping in and I can't change those ears Oh, I fucked that up the scar No, it kind of doesn't fit because it's kind of getting in the way. Hi, bill though. I see you. You're so funny You're such a funny guy you win the prize the funny guy prize. Okay, okay You guys are all idiots. No scars. No scars. We're good. Look at that face. Look at him He looks good Beautiful man beautiful man You'll be able to move the ears after we drop patch just 16.3.11. Yeah, thanks I can't stop looking at it. This actually genuinely is a beautiful character creator Yes, really nice It's very fun I don't know why I went with yellow my shiny boy So one of the things I actually don't like about uh balder skate And it's kind of an issue that I had with the movie as well But I kind of got it with the movie. I don't really get it with balder skate This isn't what tiefling eyes are supposed to look like tiefling are are supposed to have like slate eyes The entire like eyeball itself is supposed to be one solid color like a fucking cue ball As opposed to being black salara with colored eyes But I meant yeah, yeah, I mean look at like any of the promotional art of tieflings They're supposed to have just like completely like a solid red or blue or yellow. Whatever the entire eyeball Uh is supposed to be like that now That said I kind of get it Here because it kind of helps with expression, but at the same time It's not really a deal breaker for me. I wish I had the option. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm kind of surprised you don't get it Yeah There we go. We did it. Good job team. Good job me Uh, all right. I can't stay a bard as much as bard is great and I love bard This is not a bard character. This is a warlock Or or or cleric To be a cleric apparently there is one option that is all black, but that's not the same Yeah, it's not the same, but I hear yeah Yeah, like I forgave it in the movie in honor among thieves because that's hard like It's not hard makeup. Like it's not terrible. You can make it happen It's just kind of annoying and I wouldn't want to subject the actor to that So I just got over it I won't get over the fact that her skin color is not colorful But that's a separate point entirely Hmm The plain single color eyes will be part of the blinded monk DLC coming next September I don't know how much of this is jokes, but it makes me uh It makes me happy to think that like it could both be and not be a joke. All right What which one is better? Do I want to be a cleric or do I want to be a warlock? Part of me is screaming warlock All of it is bs. Thank you. Thank you macabre cheese Warlock or cleric decide for me chat am I if I'm a cleric then this like Then this tattoo could be a symbol of my holy devotion to whoever And if I'm a warlock then this could be the brand placed upon me when I made my pact Ooh, we got people yelling out. Okay warlock warlock warlock cleric cleric bard lock warlock warlock Or I could be a paladin a paladin tiefling. Okay. Paladin tieflings pretty good. All right I could be a paladin Someone's like cringe. Why would you be like that? I don't know which server you think you're in Or I could be a ranger Chat do we want paladin or do we want warlock? All right, isn't oath breaker one of the paladin subclasses? Yeah, go go oath breaker. Oh, I can't. No, no, no, it's not it's not one of them. What the hell Oh It's just ancients devotion vengeance. That's weird You have to do it in game. I see I can just be vengeance to start out Uh Can I throw this gun? This is a weapon I can throw I'm taking it Uh, then the other so then there's the cleric the cleric has you have to Break your oath to be an oath breaker. How do you do that? Probably, you know to figure out what your oath is and then and break the rules Then do the opposite of your rebel. Yeah I think if I were a cleric I'd still be part of the trickery domain that'd be fun for me Did they make trickery good in balder's gate three Trickery was was always like what's up? The the cleric that you get on your team is a trickery cleric. I think she's pretty good. Okay, because like Is it 5e trickery cleric is like fun, but it's not great I think that the I think that everything is More balanced honestly in in balder's gate a lot of it like apparently the road apparently like the The beast master is really good right off the bat. Uh, the berserker barbarian is like a lot of fun Archfey warlock of the archfey I could do warlock of the archfey that would the ram's horn bit the vibe perfectly The yellow glow it's not green. It's yellow, but that's fine Maybe I can make it green. Okay. All right everybody hold up subclass archfey edit appearance Just real quick. Yeah. Yeah warlock of the archfey Uh, and then let me check my body art real quick. We're gonna make it green real quick and see how that looks Give it a sec. Give it a sec. I can change it. I can change it if it doesn't look right, but just bear with me Let's go. Let's get this fucking thing open. Here it is green seven Oh, come on, let's try again I get a deeper green Yeah, let's fucking go All right, see you cat kid. Good luck with your journeys into the world Do we like it? You want a vibrant green? Do we like vibrant green or do we like jungle green? Hmm, that's a hard question. Ooh Okay All right, wait, we're getting something here Vibrant green is looking great and then I can mess with the With the graying intensity a little so that it pops out more I made a tempest cleric storm sorcerer. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, multi-classing is probably gonna be a lot of fun in this Fun fact, apparently there are no multi-classing pre-rex So you can have an eight and whatever you want and still multi-class into other fun things Oh my god, this lady's so racist. I'm the joker, baby Your company is what you need for a fight I have not tried throwing water on someone and breathing lightning on them, but I will That's a good idea Are you going to multi-class? I don't know. I have no idea. No clue Is it good? I think it's probably pretty good to multi-class. I don't think it's uh might not be as jankable as a regular fifth edition But you can definitely do some neat looking stuff Do we like the makeup right now chat? Do we like what it looks like or do we think it could be more more? It's not the same shade of green The same shade of green. I can't tell I'm colorblind What who we fucking invite are you are you actually colorblind a little I'm colorblind too That's very fun. I've noticed that a lot of content creators are it's weird Yeah, a lot or at least a lot of the content creators that I've been talking to It's uh, yeah, it's uh, you know, it be what it be People always ask me what color things are as soon as I say I'm colorblind. That's always the first thing they say What color is this? A touch of blue on the hair could look really cool. I think it all It kind of looks blue to me already. I know it's purple, but like with the green. I don't know why but it kind of like Tricks my head into thinking blue This is perfect. Thank you chat for helping me with this. See this is this is how we make characters This is how characters get made And then we go to the horns and we can probably change the color to Uh, do we still want to do we want to change this to green as well? Or is that a little bit too much because that feels like too much to me? Oh, maybe Mmm, that feels like too much. Can I really not fucking attack? What's going on? I feel like keeping it red kind of gives it a Keeping it red gives it a dangerous vibe to it Like because fey being like very foresty That's one part to them But there's a danger to fey and I like that there's blood on the horns because like even though there's no It implies a threat And fey are very much about that Not like being threatening on their own But like just the existence of them when they are around you feel like you need to be a little bit more on your guard And I like the the bloodied horns because of that This is beautiful We haven't gotten yet. Oh my god delta. You made it in. What's up delta? Yeah, I made it. Um Real quick disclaimer. I have a sandwich So I It's a spicy chicken sandwich from dairy queen I will But I will not apologize for how good this sandwich is. What kind of sandwiches Spicy chicken from from dairy queen, it's literally just two chicken strips on a bun with flamethrower sauce I don't even know what flamethrower sauce is Just hot sauce pretty much Okay Oh, I found a secret passageway There are mainly three kinds of colorblind most are red green This is true. There are there are there is a handful of different types I used to remember the name of the which one I am but I haven't in a while I had to say it also delta come check out my character and also sally's character I am opening it up to check Uh, I've decided to make an arch fey warlock Uh, it was originally going to be a bard. It was originally going to be a bard Uh, but the chat shows shows tiefling for me and then they chose bard and I started making the character I I gave him like a weird tattoo and I turned it yellow and I'm like, why is it yellow? and And and that got me just thinking okay, we need to change the class. So we started to change it to Uh first like between cleric and warlock and then we thought paladin maybe but then we stuck on warlock And I looked at the different uh archetypes and like oh my god arch fey. It's perfect And I had already picked out rams horns for the character. So I'm like, it's all coming together, baby What about some gold piercings? Who said that zeke morning star? You've got a good idea. I don't even know how to do that I will say though the aesthetics of a tiefling paladin are peak I thought about that. I thought that would be perfect. But then uh, some other people said things that were not that Hmm Are there gold the none of these look gold to me. That's lapis stud muffin Midnight tears I remember seeing that when I was making my character to test out if the game will run It's very weird seeing jewelry on a dragonborn I didn't think any of the piercings looked good on the on the dragonborn. I I ended up going no piercings dragonborn Is kind of like It's weird. I kind of like the red in this game I don't think it's a bad weird, but it definitely feels like That they hadn't made Except for I know they have made it because it's larian they've made divinity. So they made the lizard But it felt like that they Made a human non-human character model because it was so like off Yeah, it's a little different looking for sure I like making I like making a dragonborn because I can make a character whose head Is the shape of his weapon, which is really The main thing I'm going for here in that case. I like the red one. I like this red ring This this red earring because it matches the horns really well And then I think I'm going to make this a lighter purple if I can You put a lot more effort into character creation than I do Do you that's that's all that's what we've been he's been he's been in character creation modes since we got here I slap I'm like, all right. No barbarian default face go Except one of the I don't want it with a white cornea Oh, what the fuck What'd you do Guys, I don't think I'm gonna fight. I think I'm gonna let lord commander. What's his face and I think I'm gonna let them Duke it out. I don't think I'm gonna get involved. It changes my eye Let them fight Yeah, the eye options change your eyes. No, no, no Fucking look at what I'm looking at you goober. Oh, I see what you mean. You can either have tiefling eyes or human eyes No If if I click So I've got heterochromia right now, right? Looking changing one of my colors normally just changes that eye color and that's perfectly normal But if I set it to specific options, my right eye will glow really bright Oh, okay. I see what you mean now Which actually looks fucking amazing Because the black eye is completely covered by the hair well not completely but mostly covered by the hair And that's the fai. Yeah I gotta get over here Yeah, we're just gonna Why is it like that? Why does it do that? Oh, we'll fire bolt the goo. Don't you worry You don't gotta tell me twice. How many of them do that? Is it just a couple? I don't want a normal eye though. I don't want either of them to be normal I guess I have to I like there's so many people killed that lord commander And the nautiloid in the early access that they made it an achievement I like a steam achievement to do it. It's it's much harder to do now. Also Jesus just said it's sans undertale. I agree. But Yep, black, right green left should I shoot it at the guy? I'll shoot it at the stuff, right? So like It's so prevalent. It's so present. It's perfect It hurt art. Oh, it didn't really hurt him that much. All right, that's like he's beautiful You killed it. I need to try out. I need to try out barbarian in this game every time I've played it I played some form of caster. I'm being a barbarian and I like it so far a lot I want I need to play something that hits things. I need to stop playing Caster's in this game. I'm not smart enough for that All right, let's pick some some some spells Fairy fire and sleep. Can I get friends instead? Everyone's favorite spell Just a more potent explosion if it's still in the container Are you saying that I should No, I want charm person instead. No, god damn it I'm gonna fucking die if I keep this fairy fire. You can get back They presence charm or fright nearby foes Oh, I can already charm people. I don't need charm person I could get hellish rebuke and aren't I a tiefling shouldn't I be getting that anyway? I need to pick my canvases. Depends on your tiefling sub rays. If you're a zarial tiefling, no Uh, I am a zarial zarial tiefling Yeah, you want to be a Oh, but is that going to change my whole fucking thing? I'm gonna have to reset everything It'll change your not your charisma bonus, but your other bonus. No change my visuals. All right Shaq get ready to speed run my visuals Everybody take a good long look at this Look at this as modious tiefling should Everybody look at this memorize it because it's all about to change Take a take a screenshot with your eyes. All right. You've done it. Oh, that hurts just to fucking mage hand Use flame. No, these are fucking don't wait a minute. None of these are fucking I said as modious tiefling. Yeah, I looked into them, but that's not that's not it either. I don't give a shit about produce flame What? The hb is lying to me. I was looking talking about hellish rebuke Yes, there I could have swore you've lied to me. He's got hellish at least I'll take you know what you know what So for lining mephestopheles tiefling gets me mage hand and I'm happy with mage hand. I'll get that that'll be fine May chance nice, but now I gotta get my appearance back in order. You've ruined me I've done nothing wrong. I've never done anything wrong in my entire life Which face was I was I this face this looks like the correct face where I'm checking I'm checking. Yes. I'm okay. I'm my dnd brain works They learn thaumaturgy once you reach third level you get you can cast that I don't care what the book says Who's talking about the book here? Because the book is the basis of this game. Yeah, except the game is made changes Yeah, like have you like with chromatic orb? Let's all source of ours No maturity chromatic orb does different dice damage depending on which one Body art was the weird squiggles Look, they're agreeing with me. You get a third level. No, I will not rebuke. I have made no transgressor Rebuke your trends. Thank you. Thank you. Villager Where's my fucking where's the tattoo? I like I will not Don't tell me that it was like oh there. This is literally the last one Simply unavailable. You really have to remake your whole character. Yeah. Yeah, it's annoying as shit. Oh my god I mean the plus side is that like I think it was this you can refine the process. I mean the real plus side is that I Get to Is it there is it so out of pocket to assume that it's going to be similar progression to the game to the tabletop Yeah, it's No, it's not I guess it's your fault. Come on. It's not my fault. I've I've stayed it. I've done nothing wrong It's not my fault If you get if you get burning hands at second level If you get a free burning hands at second level, I will have to be proven right. It's not my fault If in god's plan He made the devil so much stronger than the man I'm gonna make him glossy. I'm gonna have glossy eyes The racial You get them I mean, yeah, that somebody in my chat is saying tradosio is saying that apparently we do get you do get those Bells at higher levels. It just doesn't show Stop, you know, I'm right. Stop. Stop validating delta. All right. That's not what we do in this stream Delta I have mixed I'm getting mixed messages here Here do you choose? I'm getting just one message and that everyone's jealous that I am correct Delta, you're not wrong. You've done it. You've you've you've done it correctly The mixed message is that everyone loves me correct. You've done it I knew the I knew that song. I just wasn't gonna sing because I'm not a I'm not good at singing I'm like, shut up. You're supposed to sing it. He doesn't forgive me though. I gotta go guys. I'm sorry Dabby's still new in my life. I can't just and I can't just leap into a duet with him uncalled for You gotta see and you gotta set a pace here It's just that each other's lives You gotta give a man's space to have some hellfire if he wants Sorry, I gotta do this again chat. That's all right We'll be through it soon. Uh, yeah, that's about right I don't think I had any facial hair. I didn't like it me the ramps horns back one color are the gray purple And blood was this it was this exactly what it was supposed to be Dabby wins the next cover song. Uh, I have no idea When is it? I have been trying to get the rogue video done uh And it like it's in the court of somebody else who is working as hard as he possibly fucking can Uh, but unfortunately he is also like behold into the real world Oh So like every time you get the chance to work on it some other crazy bullshit gets in the way And he has absolutely no time to set aside to get this shit done What makes me really sad because I want because it's it's done. It's basically done. The video is is basically done It has been basically done, uh for a really long time It's not completely done, but it's been mostly done Uh, where's the where's that hearing I liked not that one that one Is this what I had before this feels like what I had before I think looks like horns. I think the eye was a little bit different I can't tell I have I mean seven Can we go swimming? No, not exactly. That's too bad. That's actually we're gonna take my time. Okay. We're gonna take our time a little bit here This is this is our this is gonna be our main dude. So we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna slow roll When did chat to choose tiefling recently? Yes recently Choose something else. No I'm feeling like I want to see a gnome. All right can trips eldritch blast should I keep eldritch blast? I don't know I don't know. What's the class? warlock Hmm It's more of a ribbon feature I mean everybody takes war takes eldritch blast. I should be different No, I swear So many players. I don't want eldritch blast. I'm different. I have fireball Why doesn't the scale as well? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, okay Real talk though real talk. Should I take friends because in this game friends gives me advantage on charisma checks and Would that not help with oh, wait. No, no, no, no, sorry. I'm getting my wires crossed They presence would force them to make a save it wouldn't matter if I advantage them In that case I'm gonna take Eldritch Blast and minor illusion so that can be continually Trixie. I'm not like every other warlock I'm worse I didn't take Eldritch Blast so you so what are you now? I'm bad faster Was that something about Monk? Oh, yeah, Monk's over here. All right, clear all of that fuck all that Charisma is my spellcasting thing and then dexterity my other one. So we have yep. This looks like your very normal point by Charisma crank it all the way up dexterity crank it most of the way up Visibility scores are made of ability Does it start like that? Oh, it's counting that way. I hate it when they do that. All right They're gonna do it that way then. What's it doing? It's adding in like my ability score Increases into the numbers which kind of throws off my memory of how point by works I wish it was like a separate thing and then it calculated in a different it's like you calculated over here Having them memorized calculator every time I don't need strength the strength is pointless monks are pretty fun. I Believe when I see it. I'm not interested in playing. Yeah, I was gonna say so they're not like five What do we have we are history and persuasion because I'm a noble Arcana deception Intimidation intimidation do I want intimidation or do I want deception? There do you want to be big and scared you want to be sly and manipulative I feel like I have to take instead of having proficiency in Arcana I feel like I have to have proficiency in nature Because I'm a because yeah, it's a Marge. Hey. Yeah, yeah, like I'm gonna take the invocation. Let's me speak with animals I'm gonna basically be a quasi druid How do you do fellow druids and then like instead of intimidation? I think I want deception. I do kind of want intimidation, but like I'm gonna keep deception history nature deception persuasion Here guys check this out ready chat. You're also pumped to check this out. Look at this distance. Look at this fucking range. I got boom unstoppable Sandwiches complete. I mean I'm good with both. It doesn't even matter What do you think of the new U.A. Bard having access to all the spell lists? I like the concept of like divine primal and arcane magic Honestly, it's it's very polarizing, but it's one of the things that I like I'm cool with Bards having access to all of them just makes sense to me from like the concept of what a bard is But I really don't care were there no tale of customizations. No, there weren't rude wolf I thought there would be instead. Are you sure thing? Wait? Yeah, are you sure there's dragon had tail customization? Tails in in this famous setting, you know, it drives me up a wall This one doesn't mine mine didn't I forgot to give them one Yeah, no, look at him. We would wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle. It's way sway sway Wait, I didn't see earlier. Is this is this Character creation is this boring tieflings or like fun tieflings for the color What do you want about they can be? The PHB is stating that they're only reds and no, no, no, no, no, that's stupid That was actually not in the player's handbook at all, we all just had a mass hallucination that it was You definitely gaslit gatekeep girl bossed all right, so that's that I'm happy with where I am Love this and then I proceed Junior lost his tail. What is my care? Ooh names names matter a lot Do I write a when you enter your character name? Do you also write in a last name? Does it matter or is it are we just asking for person? I think it's just one name It's just you can do a last name, but it's gonna call them the whole thing you write every time they say their name Oh, that's awful. I hate that okay. Well because he's a tiefling he has to have a virtue name. I Love virtue names so much. Yep. Absolutely So all right. No, no, no, no, okay, so chat. Here's a little lesson on tieflings Not every tiefling does this because I mean culture. It's a cultural thing so people can do what they want But part of tiefling culture is instead of being named just a random name. You're named on a like a feeling a virtue an emotion a concept that is supposed to like embody you right so like In in call of the netherdeep there's a tiefling named question and she's very inquisitive and that's her whole gimmick So whatever you're named is kind of what you're destined to become like the kind of person you're destined to become Like yeah chast serendipity blout harmony perfect. It's like smurfs slower uploads for more streams I When that when that real good who comes out There's a dam there's a dam behind it Chast is funny. I love that. I also like serendipity a lot Victory victory is a little simple. I need I'm looking for something very like very fey like Right. I like the idea that he had something kind of floaty Very naturey and that's why the fey chose him because they're like oh your virtue name is like very Very very whimsical So that you're the perfect person Wander Wander that's good Wander lust Wander lust is it wanderlust is my current top Whimsy whimsies nice Exuberance aether. Mmm. I Think I'm sticking with wanderlust so far. Oh Chaste now chast. How do you wanderlust is my current top is a quote Sprout or bloom I think I'm gonna stick with wanderlust wanderlust really gets it for me It's top tier to me and then you need a guardian wait. Oh shit. Who's this fucking guardian? Yeah, it's no longer it no longer says who do you dream of it's who's your guardian? Early access I remember who do you dream of? No, now it's a guardian. I made mine a very tall drow when I was doing my Review of the early axis of Rebalder's gate three. I'm like It then asked me who I who do who do you dream of and I was like and since I couldn't create XP level 3 I decided to create some hot drow man Okay, all right, who do I dream of chat? What's the race gonna be you psychic said chat? Let us know. Yep Dwarf I'm sending I'm sending my ideas to you if you pick if you pick a race that is small. I'm vetoing it Yep, you all we got was immediate dwarf gnome dwarf You thought you thought it was gonna happen, but it's not happening Half or god damn it get the Yankee There's no get the Yankee love aside from you know this whole game. Oh, yeah get the Yankee look at him go I Love get the Yankee People some people are saying half orc some people are saying half elf some people are saying hi elf So people are saying half one moment. This is gonna bother me until I can't they make a full decision I feel my chatter saying that you should just make the same tiefling that you've made twice now again Honestly, that's pretty arc pay that's pretty arc pay that's who do you dream of yourself? All right, he was a Mephistopheles tiefling. Yeah, this face voice five Oh, it can only be one of the two Yeah All right, this is perfect. I'm sorry chat. I'm sorry. I'm not listening to you But this is this is peak character design Shit, what was the tone? Was it this was an orchid? I believe I think it was It's so interesting. I'm kind of just hanging out with you guys while you're making your things And I'm playing through the part of the game that I've played before but now I'm like playing it a little bit intelligently and So that by the time I want to play the game intelligently, I'm like at the place I want to be Because the other place that I did I basically just through I just threw things at people the whole time Which is pretty great, but it was also very silly We're gonna do more of that if you would swap all of the asymmetrical features that would be awesome I wish I really wish that I could like put this tattoo on this side and make it perfect. It would have been amazing To have some one whole teeth reverie Reverie would have been great. Reverie would have been a really good name reverie Reverie Not revelry reverie. I would have I think I might have picked reverie. I Still like wanderlust though. I don't think that I I don't think we we lost that Can you name the garden? Oh? There we go if we can name the guardian then he'll need his name will be reverie Cousin revelry is in a whole different party Is that the same? It's that that seems right to me and then he has glossy on both of them their eyes are shiny. Oh That's unsettling to look at real close And we had bardic inspiration is the hair with black raven I think it's just as funny with this context of you need a guardian who I trust protect me me Yeah, it's pretty great, it's pretty great Break so you need to make that up I put it up to see if it works last time I tried playing this on my laptop And if you see my mic stop working, so let's see. All right. Good luck to you, sir I'm not crazy settings and it's and it's okay. Well, so do I I just have a laptop She not cast We've done it. We've done it squad my guardian the perfect The perfect soldier myself Shall protect me in these alien times me. Hey, why does the guardian look better than I do? He's got the drip They're a guardian. They got to be able to protect you. Yeah, but he's got frail warlock body venture forth I'm venturing forth I suppose I could do like the the intro illythid area And then there and then we'll be done because I've done that before like a million times back when this was in early access And by a million I mean twice The river chionthar flows from Erebor all the way to Baldur's gate and into the sea of swords I think that's Baldur's gate. That looks like Baldur's gate to me And if they showed a random town, I'm like that's probably Baldur's gate There it is They named it correctly Oh here I come Are you in are you in I am in I am in Oh, I landed using my legs Oh boy, okay How do I rotate awesome? How do I rotate the if I figured it out? I'm I'm smart Q and E and then the asw Yep, you can also you can also click and hold the middle mouse button Oh, I like that even more which is like what I yeah, it's way easier much better better choices all around What about you mindflare bud? It's down here What's in here? I'm gonna roll an investigation. Yeah guidance for the win seriously Guidance is very useful Oh, um, I the best part of the game is that jumping is non-resource and I can just jump everywhere Yeah, also I like how the game lets you use guidance how every party does it when the skill check is prompted I patched I passed a nature check, but it didn't So in my games what I do with guidance is because I don't want people to just yell guidance at me in my face Oh over and over. Oh did I just explode it? Ha Ha, whoops, wasn't even paying attention Oh Oh, I didn't know we could do that Guys, I'm learning all sorts of things Uh, what happens if I walk into this fire? You get hurt. You get hurt. I don't I'm standing in front of it and nothing is happening And you're too powerful. Maybe it's because I'm am I immune to fire as a tiefling? Is that what's happening? Resist you're resistant This is so many to tell the fire that I wish I could jump into the ocean and swim with the fish activate minor illusion. Maybe that'll be in the expansion It's a cat Each shit Let's fucking go Oh, the jumping is so fun. How do I jump? Uh z It's also in the hot bar. It's in like a toolbar that you just hit z What But it's weirdly fun and you can just do it forever. What? Oh, I lost my teammate Very good You can't jump up there. Yeah, what I've always done is go fucking jumped up here. You can't get up with guidance is like I've ruled it. So if it's something spontaneous that I'm springing on you You can't cast guidance because you wouldn't have known that you needed to But other than that, like if you're just casting layer if you're just trying to roll a skill check And you're like, hey, can I use guidance? I'll be like, yeah, of course, of course you can You've got you've got all the time in the world. Oh, I forgot what the door is labeled that Going up in the world. I found a brain in jar. You forgot the door was labeled sphincter sphincter. Yeah It wasn't labeled that in the early access It was just the door. What happened. Hmm. I took damage from the caustic brine I hated that eldritch blast Let me try that one eldritch blast Dude, I feel powerful with this eldritch blast blam It's a Blam some Blam blam blam Zap All right, this person wants to talk to me. What's up mirnaf? I hate this one. What am I talking to a man or a brain? You sound afraid. Why that's what I want to ask. Why are you afraid? Why are you quivering? Who am I talking to a man or a brain? Good job arcana roll I'm gonna destroy the brain Yeah, why not? Yeah, do it. Smash it up. I don't like it. This isn't This is a reasonable response. Goodbye, buddy. This is all my play or shit Well back to what I was doing Blam Crushes somewhat a intellect of our while still somewhat skull. Well I mean, I'm sure the intellect of our would have had very useful knowledge for me I could he could have told me things that would help me along the path, but instead I have decided Destruction is my path Maybe what's an intellect of our like What happens if I just leap let's find out. We I took damage. I'm a half health from fucking around I Is that there's the there's a rest there's restoration tentacles. Where? They're all over the place. Oh, there's something over here with a glowing blue thing a glowing blue thing Oh, it's a cerebral aquarium zap. No lessons have been learned What's over here? I see some books. Baba. I appreciate the song. You're a beautiful singer Uh, also, I'm not asking anybody to like activate or subscribe to it But are my memberships working? Is there a like are they a visible part of my channel right now? I do not see it. Are they visible? Oh, hey goblin was here. I took his money A goblin was here. Was it written on a book goblin was here? No, it was written on the body of a goblin that once was alive, but it's now dead I mean still it's still technically here I made it. Oh, I'm on a nod. Lloyd Here I go. No All right All right, I got a new buddy What a cool flip Okay, so I know I'm purple, but I'm obviously not a mind flayer No, you're not a mind flayer. That's okay though Well, no, she was about to murder me. You see nothing about membership. Good to know I'll have to figure that out on my own then Because I did set up membership for my channel But I also didn't like click any of the announcement things because it's not like I had a whole lot I'll have to figure out how to make that more visible I'm gonna go fuck this guy up guys Come here such a bored look Unimpressed by these shenanigans. What made you think I was a thrall? Being on a mind flayer ship not being torn apart by mind flayers We need to figure out where we are It might be Tredosio. Tredosio you're playing a divine soul sorcerer. Divine soul sorcerer is a pretty fun Divine soul sorcerers are cool. I can't get over how I'm plea other spell lists to not have enough spells known for Poco I'm gonna be taking a break. I'm gonna be starting the homebrew review stream Probably at seven, but I'm gonna take a little bit of a break between them This is more of a just hanging out With delta and davi getting them set up with uh streaming But uh, I'll be doing the the homebrew review will be at seven same as usual run away Further I am Better second man. I don't like this design for imps Why not? I don't know. Uh, this one's already been attacked. So I don't like the tiny the tiny naked man with wings All right fair fair fair. Yeah Hot take I know Um, popo if you still want to uh, send anything for Review the submission form is in the video description. So and it'll be open to like 6 30 We killed that guy All right first things first that guy get out here. You're done. Sorry, but and we're fun to jump I'm always just looking for the best jump spots. Oh, yeah Can dip a weapon into a surface. What? Yeah, that's um, that's pretty cool. Yeah, I dipped it in fire like That's like a larian thing is messing with the environment There's a lot of stuff like that. So like for example There if you shoot lightning into areas of water, it'll like spread the lightning damage out throughout the water Uh, things like that. It's pretty chromatic orb all the different Uh elements leave a puddle of that element on the ground except for thunder, which just does more damage That's cool. That's really neat. I didn't know that I dipped my blade into some fire because uh, I needed it to help me with the imps Dude eldritch blast is so fucking cool Isn't it doesn't it look really good in this game? Oh, yeah, just the blam the immediacy of it the strike I feel so badass Who needs guns? Can I not fucking me the void bulb? I want that Take this up or drag it or something A scimitar, I'm not proficient with that, but I will take it because I want it The light hand the rogues best friend Uh, no, I have my eldritch blast. I'm taking it, but I don't need it. All right before you Jump where am I off to next here? That's great Jumping forever Off we pop Or just solo games and chilling It'll probably be a little bit of both ozzy the games that i'm playing with zack speaks giant are usually late at night Because he is in australia But I will be playing again with him At some point sooner than later, but I wanted to get my own game going because my game in his game is in his game You know She just said touch nothing without knowing its purpose But what she forgot is that I am a fey creature poke. You must touch it immediately. It's good Unbeknownst to you I do everything without knowing it. I saved the acid splash, but she didn't Oh, no I am he's dead Uh, and then I'm gonna poke this what does this do? Oh, I don't have enough actions I think my game just broke Everybody's doing funny tea poses and things are disappearing up a bunch of goblins Look, hey lady. What's this do we go? Oh, they all do the same thing I say that I've said that many times I've said that many times it's a great game, but every time there's a little glitch or something stupid It does it it makes you think I I've just come to accept that it's gonna happen with crpgs Every time I've played it with uh zack on stream His compute his game crashes like 20 minutes in and he has to restart every single time Yes, I only need a nine What's up the pan man? I remember killing her Last time we were here What? Well well in early access. I'm pretty sure you like she can just die on accident or something Oh I'm gonna help her Well, I don't know they seem pretty nice Here I'm gonna touch this and see what happens Okay, okay, we're about to fuck some shit up Inscribe the device with the glyphs you sense from the pods warding runes. Let's do that Let's push some buttons Press the button and see what happens Uh-oh, uh-oh, I may have just killed shadow heart again. All right I have bad news guys guys What are you? What are you gonna get shadow heart your cleric? I'm not a cleric. I'm a warlock No, you just lost your cleric. Oh I'm gonna put my hand on the console and see what happens A livid Wisdom will the pod open. I will do that Use your ill of the class feature difficulty class two. I have a feeling no matter what I was going to succeed Uh, well If you roll at one Of course, yeah, we could always do that. I suppose Game has criticals on skill checks, which makes me mad All right guys check this out. I'm gonna throw this guy Right off the cliff. It's gonna be so good There she goes. Yeet. Goodbye Wait, why didn't he throw him? Hey shadow heart this dweeb over here wanted to kill you He just disappeared. Oh wait. No, he's right here. I thought I threw him. He landed right next to me. What the fuck All right. Well, that was a stupid round here. Let's just push him again. Push him off the cliff. There we go All right We're in a dangerous place. Did you know? No, I thought this was How does her hair? How does her ponytail stay over her shoulder? Magic Cleric act cleric. Wait. No the hair changed. It's in a different spot now. What? No, it's back over her shoulder The real is she keeps flipping it back over her shoulder Which guys do you want to fuck up the most? Probably the boss right? Or the bug there. All right, we did it We managed to successfully get another party member. This is what we needed Oh, what's this? Oh, what's this? Oh, this thing's locked Uh zap Zap I see you Zap That alive. Yep. It's a brine bulb Zap There it goes. Oh, no Oh, you know what that's actually a good thing to know that it does that Experimenting with the environment has helped me Is it experimenting? You're just kind of shooting everything You're never getting away from me Did you think that you were just gonna run away intellect of our oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. It's coming to me Go get Yankee kill it Get Yankee Go get Yankee Kill it. What's so funny when I'm playing this game is like I'm chat is telling me how the rules work And it's like just they're just telling me the dnd rules And I'm just like, oh, yeah, I have to remember like I have to follow Can't sneak you for the most part for for the most part. It's fairly like The same Yeah, I love I love how I opened the store an intellect of Ira came out He yelled you are beautiful and I took that personally And you just were like, how dare you? How dare you say that to me? The only the biggest difference I've seen Between this and the tabletop is I've used sacred flame and it works Never seen anyone in any of my parties successfully cast sacred flame more than maybe once a session Hey, what's this button do? Let's try it right now sacred flame. Oh, I did okay I mean if it did damage it works. It's a cantrip. That's true. That's true. That's true Before the stream ends, I need to make sure or I need to check my like membership functionality. Oh, I think I killed her I think I killed this person Yep, there she goes Boy, doesn't this remind you of mass effect too? Oh Potion of healing Slave mind, I don't know why I'm picking up this many slave minds, but they're mine now You know, why not? Maybe you could find a bottle bottle eldritch rune. Yeah. Yeah, those look like things I could use I probably should have raised a while ago. All right, whatever Uh, any way that we can just kill this thing Anything we can kill in here. No, okay. Well, did everything I could. Bye Oh, I can open this chest now. I found the key Job team Got some gold and onyx. That's what I love. I love onyx As ah we are healed. Let's go I won't do that Excellent excellent suggestion. However, I didn't ask right like once we get inside do as I say and like Ma'am, you've been following me What do you know about fighting mind flares githy anky Oh, okay. Shit There's demons Oh, there's all sorts of demons Well, actually, technically, technically those would be devils since we're in avernus not I mean, there are demons in avernus as well. Yeah. Yeah, there's a blood war happening, but these are obviously infernals Not if there's just one there's just one closet They're not amongst the amps Okay, what's our objective here Personally, not a fan of how the mind flare sounds because I I don't like how much I like the voice Hellsborg You're too into it It's a very I'll say I've never heard of a hellsborg and I needed stats now Uh, I've never heard of one either, but I have heard of a uh lesser imp and it's about to die. Damn It's dead lesser amp It's a greater imp look like is it just a dude No, it's just a higher level a bigger naked man with wings. It's just a higher level of devil Uh, I'm a shield of faith you bud It get shield of faith. No. Oh my god. No I put it on the pig You swallowed the pig You can drop the concentration. How There should be a little concentration thing next to shadow hearts. I mean we want to keep that pig safe though I don't see it. Okay that there it is Concentration gone. All right. Nobody saw anything How they happen don't look You nobody saw that we definitely didn't have any problems nothing to see here. How are you? Okay, those guys are fighting too much every single button on the keyboard My cell is so good in this in this game. Maybe it's because it's the only front line Character you get for a long while my dash. Yes, I can Take this up Boom Uh, we could fight Do you think commander zulk would be happy with us if if we engaged The mind flayer with him. Yes. Yes, you should definitely do that. He's definitely you should definitely try doing that Why does why does it look like the mind flayer is on our team, but commander zulk is not No, no, you just think it's a bug. Don't worry about it. I'm saving my game Terrible idea All right boys, I think I'm gonna dip soon Yep, that's fair. I had been wanting to dip for a little while. We are in I'm in the last section of like this part of the Of the noduloid. Yeah, I got to a good. I got to a good ending spot I just feel like it would be a lot easier to kill commander zulk than it would be the mind flayer And that's That's what i'm here for killing me get a you should kill him sword. Yeah, you get a cool sword. Yeah All right, here I go attacking him Here I go delta. Davi. I'm saying goodbye to you two now I'll say goodbye to chat after but uh, I'm excited for us to do some uh, some shenanigans together. Absolutely Yeah, very much so I should hopefully by then have a full computer that can actually run the game What would this other games we could play? It doesn't need to necessarily be boulders gate three Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can run fairly decent amount of games, but The idea of getting an actual computer is nice. Yeah, all right buddies. See you guys. Have a good rest of stream. Yep He was well, thank you All right, so we've lost sally now the now that he's out here Uh, we can talk shit about him behind his back. What a nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd Every everyone everyone keep this secret. All right dweeb dweeb dweeb nerd nerd dweeb Yeah, and that'll you it's at the extent Yeah, that's everything I had to say Look, we're just gonna keep fighting this guy We're gonna help the mind because they seem to be locked in combat So the idea here if they if they're only attacking the mind flare. Yeah, put your little face on the mind flare I'm gonna make it I'm gonna activate fairy fire on this guy on let's see what happens Oh, oh it only affected us I immediately end fairy fire. Well, good try me You didn't Don't worry mind flare guy. We're here to help Do not finagle with the aoe of fairy fire to make sure it only hits the Oh, I got a crit on him I missed I missed highs and lows highs and lows highs and lows You can use shadow heart to heal the mind flare. That's a good idea Wait, what the fuck? Hey, what are those where there's two extra things on the top of the screen? Who are these guys? Hey, are those There are those two more in keep eye. I don't like those. I don't want to see those at all Hey, do they got much health as commanders all? Uh here i'm gonna kill solve real quick. Okay, and then we're gonna leave then we're gonna run the fuck away I'm gonna kill commanders all grab his sword run run Oh wait, oh no does that does that end the area? Hurry reaching the uh transponder if you click on it. Yes. Okay. I didn't okay. All right I saw a cutscene. I was like shit. Did I accidentally activate a cutscene? Uh one that probably spawned a couple more enemies But that's how they're okay. He's almost dead and then we can escape Hurry before they strike while I kill this camp you Here we almost got him. Fuck you commander's all I Congratulations. Okay. Good news. We killed zalk bad news Everybody is upset with us Nobody likes us Put to the mind for a return on you. Yeah. Yeah. He said you are no longer required and I am also not there yet Oh god Okay, you got to grab the sword I'll grab the sword in a minute No, no This is bad. This is very bad This is not good. This is the opposite of good I have to get to the to the transponder immediately Grab the sword grab the sword grab the sword and the scale mail. That's mine too now I didn't know he had scale mail too Uh, she immediately died from an opportunity attack Don't worry. They'll still be there whenever you whenever you connect the transponder. Yeah, correct. Doesn't matter I just have to get to the transponder Run team run Take every attack of opportunity you have to just survive New objective here second wind Yeah, new objective survive. Oh no, I didn't activate it But did you loot the sword? Yeah, I got the sword out. I have the sword. You got the sword Not crazy. Yeah, I got the sword. It's right there. You could take all on it. So you probably You know took all We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. We're fine Man, you really did kill shadow heart like and again We're fine Maybe the myflare will go after the other champions instead Uh-oh Okay, I've got bad news. We're not as fine as I originally thought we were Look my zealot can take hits second wind and then just make way towards the To the transponder. She'll be all right Hit the transponder We did it. Yes No never punished Never punished Can you disengage? I don't need to disengage we survive. Okay. That's a dragon What we might survive we'll be fine She's a gift that's probably her dragon It's very well might be I always forget how how it's just like really cool red dragons look though Oh, yeah All dragons look cool, but red dragons in particular like Have you seen honor among thieves? I have yes. Thambert shod is beautiful. I love everything about him. He's a beautiful bouncy boy Uh, he's he's little and he's lorge Uh I love him. He's beautiful Honor among thieves is the first thing I thought of like when I started playing this and then I saw an Intellect of our because there's one of my favorite jokes in the movie. Oh, yeah All right, so that's that was fun. That was fun doing this tutorial for balder's gate next week I'll actually be playing the campaign for real z's with a group. It will be great Next week next week. Uh, so what what's gonna happen is I'm doing one with xp level three and then You me sally and blaine will do one of our own. I'll just be doing multiple at a time Okay, that's what I thought you were talking about. So like yes where we're going to be next week This week now. Yep. So that is going to be that and then from there. That is where life is. Uh, I'm good on Balder's gate right now. I'm good with that I do want to check my memberships to make sure that they're visible and active Because somebody said that they were neither of those things and that is the opposite of what I want Uh, I actually don't know how to make them more visible Yeah, let me go to my studio real quick Uh, I know it should be right next right next to the subscribe button Uh, memberships There's just a little blank space there Oh, I see why okay announced my memberships. I have to announce my memberships quote-unquote Share them with the world Yeah, I'm just gonna say done. I'm just gonna say I announced it. It's okay post to welcome new members I have to create a community post to announce that I do memberships now Uh, I do memberships now and youtube is forcing me to Uh, what the fuck is this guy? He just got a fucking hit by a rock. Is he dead? He better be Just smacked by a rock my man just got hit by nothing Goodbye By the river Oh the now I see what you mean. Uh, this is Some of the textures on the nautiloid weren't loading and oh, there you go. Yeah, that's fine. We don't need that The nautiloids crashed anyway. We don't care. I do memberships now and youtube is forcing me to So I've done that and now it's not letting me say that I've done it the hell Okay, let me close this Maybe if I refresh the page There we go. There we are now. I can turn it on officially turn on turn on channel membership I don't want to answer foreign foreign jesus, but I believe it's going to be here What's up? That was good. Are you going to stream it on here or on twitch? I'm going to be streaming it on youtube That's why I'm setting this up this entire stream was just me like figuring out how to stream on youtube properly Uh, I have been streaming on twitch a lot. I think I might continue doing that like In smaller ways, but for the most part I've moved completely over to youtube Uh, I'm like when I do random variety games. I might do them on on twitch I'm not sure I'm going to figure out like where twitch is for me because I did put a lot of stock into twitch And I don't want to like ruin it for the people who have subscribed to me on there But I also definitely want to join button is now live the join button is live We've done it. Good job. Good job. Uh, I I feel bad because I thought that it had been live already Uh, and there are well the reason is because if you so so the lowest tier is three bucks And if you get that then you get a bunch of little emojis Uh that you can use during my streams I don't really have a lot of like Shit that I that that I have on my membership. It's just a small thing. All I wanted to do all I wanted to do Was activate emojis And then they gave me like this tiered system and I'm like fine. I'll figure out what to do for these fucking tiers whatever Uh And I made them like super super not pricey But there we go. There's life and also hey rude wolf. Thank you for being our very first tuber member Good job. You've done it. Here you are Uh How do I Good job Good job. You rock Thumb Thumbs up Yeah, yeah, so I have uh I have four emojis right now four little dudes. There they are I'm gonna probably switch them because yeah, they're nice I'm trying to change Is it that's great. Thank you Uh, thank you. Thank you rude wolf for becoming a member. I just it just told me that on the stream So that's nice. Uh, I'm probably gonna change that sound too, but we'll figure that out Other than that though Oh, thank you as well to uh To bindelg. Thank you very much Uh The more members I get the more emojis I can make and I'm gonna like try to cycle them into like being a little bit More fey themed as you can see the the names of them are kind of focused on like fey stuff Uh, how am I a member yet? You should be it says you are As you became one Here I can check right now I'm gonna refresh my page Yeah, it says you are Says you're a sprite. Sorry. It says you're a sylvan, which is the top one. Good job You've done it. Whoa But yeah, okay. So with that, uh, this stream's done. There's not much else to do Uh, thank you to everybody who popped in and said hello The next week next week sunday is going to be a stream ballersgate with xp level three and some friends Uh As far as videos go The rogue will be out soon. I promise you very soon it will be out Yeah, soon tm But soon it will it will truly be out and then we will all have a wonderful time. All right Good night, everybody. And thank you all so much for watching Have a good rest of your night. But yeah, debut