 Uuuhhh... Help! Hi, I'm still sick, but I- I wanted to record, so I'm here. I don't know what with, but I feel like fucking ass. Um, and so, I took a few days, but I really need to get back to recording. And Season 4 of Apex just launched, and so I was like, hey, I kind of miss playing Apex. That sounds like fun, maybe I'll play some of that. I don't have any friends to play it with, because I don't have any friends. But I just thought, hey, why not, you know, play just me? And Milkman, and Hershey Highway. You know, my best friends, we all know them, we all love them, you know them, we love them. Don't expect a high-energy gameplay, because I'm dying. I don't want to be the jump master, give it away. Hey, is this a new map? I guess there's a new map now in Apex, didn't know that. I haven't played this game in a long time. There's a lot of people going down there, dude. I don't know about this, we're also losing frames, like, a lot. Look at how laggy this is. Just grab everything and I need everything. Ethan, just grab it all. Oh dude, Mozambique, best gun in the game. Let's go, baby. I don't remember, I'm just like pressing random buttons. Triple take, I like the triple take. Sniper, what is this, sniper ammo? Dude, I don't remember how to play this game at all. Everybody's gonna get all mad at me in the co- Actually, you know what, they're probably not, because I feel like my audience isn't the kind of people that play these kind of games. Which is why this video's gonna get no views. But whatever, I'm having a fun and I'm sick. Go away. What is that? Cargo bot, what is a cargo bot? You didn't give me much. You didn't give me much. Okay, let's just keep going. Hello, anybody out there? I don't see anybody. Let's just keep rockin' and riding. Only 14 squads left, guys. Not doing too bad, not doing too shabby. I like that gun. That was a good gun back in the day. Is it still a good gun? Who knows? I'm a triple taker. And I'm a down. Get him. Let's push, let's push, gamers. Come on, gamers. Come on, gamers. I've been gotten. Help, help, gamers, help, help. Please don't let me die. I got one, maybe kill. Please don't let me die. Don't let me die, gamers. I'm watchin' you. Oh, God, this doesn't look good. Come on, Milkman. Come on, Milkman. I know you can do it. He's low on health. You got it. Milkman. Guess we'll go again. I've got no friends. All right, I'm free. Oh, wait, this guy has a fun boost, right? I'll do Octane, sure. I don't know anything about him, but I'll do it. All right, let's see if we can pull a W out of this one. Give me, let me be Jumpmaster. Huh? Let me be the Jumpmaster. I know all the hot drops. Yes, I'm the Jumpmaster. I know all the hot drops. Guys, this is the hottest drop in the game, right here. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Look at all these weapons. Oh my God, I'm kitted out. Rod it up to the tip-tip. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. This is what I call loot. All right, legendary stuff in here. How are my friends doing? Do they have things? Oh, that person has level two, level three stuff. I don't think anything. Give me anything. In your boof. Whoa. I like it. I like this. I like this guy, guys. I like this guy. And then we go, whoa, super fast, super fast, super fast. Oh, Josh and I held down though. I wish I could have that in real life because I'm so damn tired all the time. Oh, and his health regenerates. I love long, I love long. Wow. That's pretty fun, guys. Look at that big yellow zip line. All right, all right. Ooh, a sentinel. What is that? Wow, is that good? I have no idea. Yeah, we should die, guys. We should probably die. Oh, good. I didn't even think about full damage today. Ooh, damn. Ooh, damn. I want it. How do I get to that? I won't be able to get to it, will I? Oh, I want it. Can't get to it. Can't do it. Thanks for nothing. Okay. Here's the plan. I go up here. I get all the sniper things. And then I go and meet up with them. And then everything is hunky-dory. There we go. Got it. Oh, that's tight. You love to see it, you know? Okay, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run. I'm going to meet up with them. I might be near people right now. There's so much stuff over here. I'm, like, out in the open, dude. Translitely, gamers. Translitely. Oh, God. Oh, I think I saw a robin man. I see him over there. Okay, try to not call attention to yourself. He did just get back to the game. There's somebody right by me. There's for sure somebody right by me. I heard their footsteps. I know that I've been gone for 50 years, but help! God damn it. I'm being revived. You brave, brave soul. How do I heal? God, four. Ah, yeah. Snipey boy. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, airstrike. I don't like that. Uh, uh, help. Uh, help. Oh, God. Hello? Hello? Hello? Okay, I'm going to run. I'm running for it. Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run. Just run, just run. Oh, I fell down the thing. It's okay. I'm very good at this game, guys. I'm very good at this game. I'm getting, someone's calling me from Texas! Ah! Ah! Guys, I'm putting up a fight. I've died. I've died. I've died. All right, gamers. You know, I died. And that's a tragedy. Big, big tragedy. Let's do one more game, because I'm feeling my gamer blood. Hold on. Let me get some gamer fuel. Should I be drinking coffee when I'm sick? Probably not. But, you know, it's fine. Don't worry about it. Everything's fine. Everything's good. Everything's great. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. All right, gamers. Last game, best game. Here we go. This is what it's all about. This is for every marble that's ever been available. Honestly, not bad. For a first drop. Give it! You thought, you thought that you would have it. I kind of like to have it, sometimes. I think I should put the scope on it. All right, we're using big gamer moves. See how, guys? Are there people over here? Were there gunshots going off? I think there were. I got a kill, guys. I got a kill. You guys see that? Put some claps and chat, please. The suit came by here and didn't open any of these. Why? There was even a tiny bit of legendary loot. What a silly. What a silly. You know, just leaving all the good loot to me. You know, top kill leader of the game. Don't mind me. One kill. I'm smelling them, guys. Smelling the enemy. And sense it all happening. It's coming soon, the big bang. OK, we get it. You've seen somebody. We'll be there in a second, Jeepers. All right, coming down the side. They got you? Don't worry. Don't worry, coming around. Whoa! It was an invisible man. I'm thirsting. I'm thirsty. Thirsty for gamer blood. Come on. Come on, gamers. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Reload, reload. Come on, gamers. We can do this. Don't worry. I'll avenge you. I've got you. I've got you. I've got you. This is not the good gun to use. Well, guys, I got one kill. I feel like that's all we could really ask for. Did we do well? No, we didn't. But we got an Apex pack. And what's inside? One blue guy. Who doesn't love a good blue guy? Look at that. This leopard. We all win today. Thank you for putting up with me. Well, I'm a little bit under the weather. Well, I'm not feeling tip-top shape. I know that videos weren't coming out and stuff like that. To my editor, Justin, I'm sorry that I didn't give you anything, but I went, I had cough. So that's that. Videos will be back on track hopefully now. But thank you guys for sticking with me. Let me know what you want to see. And I'll see you later. 10 over and out, gamers.