 What's up guys, welcome back to Hades, the roguelike where you are playing as Hades' son, whilst trying to escape. I'll screw you, Hypnos. Okay, I wanna talk to you, at least. I'll give them hell as you once did, Achilles, though doubtless many of the shades who stand against me first arrived in Tartarus because of you. So good to know I'm going to be going insane over my dead boyfriend, apparently. Yeah, Creek mythology is awesome. Seriously, this game is amazing. I am having so much fun. I don't know who that is. Talk to you later. How are you holding up, boy? Eating well lately? All three mouths full and happy? Each terrifying maw of the infernal watchdog surplus responds affirmatively to one after the next as if to reassure the other. And I'm a pet the doggie. Here, boy, just as long as one of your three heads enjoys these pets. Yay. You know what? Screw you, Dad. I'm gonna pet the dog if I want to pet the dog. Let me pet that one head. I can't wish it would let me pet the other three. Oh well. What do you want, Dad? Who's this nibbling shade to your immediate left there, father? Already found someone new to do the busy work. And here I thought I was utterly indispensable. This guy's fun. I kind of want a cosplay. Not gonna lie. That shade, boy, is my newly designated contractor. One whose responsibility is to work on this house. Though who shall pay for everything my subjects here demand I do not know. Interesting. You're trying to guilt me into funding the exorbitant furnishings you desire. Perhaps once we are finished with repairs for all the carnage you have sown throughout my realm, then we might finally have time for all the needed renovations that have piled up. Needed. Right. Nice. I'm just gonna continue hacking and slashing my way out of hell. Some sort of special offer for me, my good shade. Ooh, sweet zirst. A fountain chamber in the depths of Tartarus sounds like an excellent idea. What's that there? Something from the fates? I don't think I have the funds to do anything. Definitely don't, but this is still awesome. Legally, this is cool. You have returned. Yes. Doctor's guide you child. You have outgrown this house. Of that I am now surgeon. Should you return again here, I shall keep you safe. Cool. Good to know. Seriously, this game's style is amazing. Whatever this is. Shadow presence. There we go. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh. So let me have it. Give me everything you got. I don't remember having you on payroll, mate. Yeah. Who's your supervisor? Why are you British? Oh, I'm not about to wrap my sources, pal. Just try and beat it out of me. Okay. I'm guessing he's there to teach you how to use your weapons. Let's see how this weapon goes. I am not... I love bows and arrows, but especially games like this. Okay. Hello. I breathe. This is awesome. I do like that I get away with more. I say get away with more. I mean, can hit longer range more consistently. Might help me stay alive a little bit longer. All right, let's go on escape. Is that really what they're called? Oh, God. We are taking you. Let's go Poseidon's path. Let's see where this leads me. So keep it, babe. Come on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Piss off charging, asshole. Oh, my God. You gotta switch back to the sword. I don't know, felt easier for you. Oh, piss off. Can I punch you? Yay. Oh, goody. I don't know what that is. Okay. Yay. Aw. I do love the fact that Achilles has a spear. Skelly. The Animated Ske- No, I want to- The Animated Skeleton and I, we seldom get along. He's too talkative for me. It's about simple condensation so all those are the earshot. Simply as though you're an expert in the ways of war. Ooh, cool. Severus. Killis. Yo! That's actually kind of cool. Also, I like that there is a kind of difference in the catholic gods and the Olympian gods. That's cool. That's really neat. Looks like some really big nerd. Thank you. Severus. Yeah. Pet the pooch. Can I stab Hades? I want to stab Hades. I'm sorry for reading that out. I just loved the voice. Weird. Yeah. And a scoop. Dianacis. Yeah. Sweet. Hey there, Zagman. How's it going? Look, you have got to get here with the rest of us already. We've been saving you a spot. Let me see what I can do. Make mine a little sweeter for you in the meantime. Yay! Oh my God, Dianacis is the best. I'm gonna go with Drunken Strike. Leave it to the God of Wine to liven things up around here. Hell's yes. Really, updated. Oh, Dianacis, sweet. Perhaps I ought to feel a kinship to the easygoing son of Zeus for it is said that some mortal blood in him, not just divinity. Actually, yeah. Dianacis' birth is weird. Like, really weird. Come here. I want to destroy things. Come on, let's go. It'll be mine. This could even lock a weapon back at home. Yes, I know. Palm of Power or what looks like Aphrodite. I could potentially get a Coral Fract. That was a really bad joke and I am very sorry for it. Take that! Sucker! Okay, yes, I will. Hi there, in the name of Hades, I look at this, I accept this message. Yep, let's talk with Aphrodite. Oh, hello, hello there, little godling. God, do I love the design! And so, I've decided I shall aid you for the moment. Are you interested? Absolutely. I'm going to take this. And the power to break hearts. Sweet. Sure, I don't see why not. Aphrodite wields her body under charm much of the ways than the same lethality as I could wield a spear. I've seen her handiwork firsthand and it is often noted as pretty as she is. Ha! I don't even know. I want more weapon choices. This way. Die! I don't know what they do. Oh my god. They shoot freaking lasers at me! Okay, awesome. Let's go with the hammer. I'm going to be doing that. Key and death, or we're going this way. Made it this far. Ha ha! Got to be honest, not sure what else I was expecting. But... Blasted spank traps everywhere. Yep. That seems like a good place to end this episode. So... Yeah. This game is a lot of fun. I will see you in the next episode of this series which will most definitely be happening. But yeah, that's all I have for now. I hope you all have a fantastic day and as always, peace out guys.